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Date   : 02/27/2007    Duedate: 03/26/2007

CRYSALIS

DM-106    TURN-180

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-MAFIA DUDES 73/1189     8    0  0  100      DARQUE FORCES VIII 73/1043            
  2-CRYPTICS 25/150      1807  908 25 66.6    9 CANADIAN CLUB 50/76    46   43  0 51.7
    D.A. REJECTS 73/352                         FEARSOME LEGENDS 21/878               
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         ANCIENT KNIGHTS 65/817                
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                        FEARSOME LEGENDS 10/1060              
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                    10 PARANOIA 65/1194        6    6  0 50.0
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           ACT OF MALICE 56/1193                 
  3 NATURAL B. K 47/1148   11    6  0 64.7      IMMORTAL ASYLUM 17/1192               
  4 CHAMPIONS OF  8/1106   10    6  0 62.5      THE WRETCHED 82/1196                  
  5 OVERRATED 96/1044      64   39  1 62.1      RUN AND HYDE 18/1198                  
    UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881                     PARANOID ASYLUM 75/1195               
    MYSTIC ORC FEAST 47/704                     INDIFFERENCE 7/1197                   
    WASTED SCUM 47/1112                         GRIM OBITUARY 62/1199                 
  6 DARK TOADS 2/1185     182  114  0 61.5      THE ARMAGEDDON 17/1190                
    TOADS OF AMBER III 82/1180                  MALICIOUS INTENT 17/1191              
    SPLIT INFINITY 2 65/1174                 11 BLACK & BLUE 73/1090  455  469  4 49.2
    DARK TOADS 05D 82/1184                   12 FISH HAMMERZ 49/1068   20   25  0 44.4
    DARK TOADS 38/1171                          JUNGLE HAMMERZ 39/738                 
    DARK TOADS 75/1177                          ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ 47/1187             
    DARK TOADS 65/1175                          CASINO HAMMERZ 33/1039                
    Z GLADIATORZ 8/1128                      13 PLAYPEN 14/1146        71   90  2 44.1
    CAT IN A HAT 33/1159                        VALHALLA 28/1102                      
    GLOOM AND DOOM 4/1151                       THE BEAR'S PAW 47/196                 
    SMITHSONIAN 8/250                        14 DARKMOON 12/1169       19   27  1 41.3
    CRAZY CREEPS 60/363                         ROMPER ROOM 60/1173                   
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                         VILE REAVERS 59/1134                  
    GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577                    CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1170               
    COLORIFIC 11/1050                           AUTUMN LIGHTNING 58/1172              
  7 ANDORIAN KNIG 11/962  113   99  2 53.3      SOL INVICTUS 31/993                   
  8 KNIGHT BREED 45/1070   95   87  1 52.2   15 MIDDLE WAY 6 50/1114  358  613  2 36.9
    IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/1078                   NORTHERN LIGHTS 45/1042               
    DARQUE ANGELS 39/1087                    16 X-POSSE 72/1093        24   43  2 35.8
    DARQUE FORCES 31/908                     17 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041    5   11  1 31.3
    DARQUE FORCES 72/1009                    18 FILIPINA LAD 28/1147    1   10  0  9.1

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

    Good to see Mortician back listed in the newsletter, too bad he's not talented
enough to take the throne this time around.   Imagine a consortium-run Total Parry
only being able to last 10 minutes against another Total Parry.  I'm sure if this had
happened early in his career, he would have been a guest at the Dark Arena's morgue
instead of running it.

Dutch Treat
Worldwide Gore

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     They tell me I have to make this a quick spy report.  What do THEY know, eh?
But the printers are waiting, and they've got a squad of legbreakers waiting with
them, so... quick it is.

     We had a splendid thirty-three fights, with only one standby.  And that standby
may hesitate before stepping out on the sands again.  FROSTFLARE (45-4112) (17-16-
0,51) of NORTHERN LIGHTS fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (106-1) (0-0-0,30) of the College
of Mimes.  FROSTFLARE butchered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute bloody one-sided
battle.  This is taking a hard line.

     Out of the many avoids issued, Darkmoon drew more than any other team.  And of
the avoids received by Darkmoon, most of them came from the Flower Girls.  I wouldn't
have thought it of them.

     Of those thirty-three fights, ten were challenges, and here they are:
     OOKAZI (59-2401) (18-7-1,49) of IMPROVED ILLUSION challenged LADY DOMINGA (28-
3702) (17-33-0,54) of FILIPINA LADYZ.  Up 5.  OOKAZI savagely defeated LADY DOMINGA
in a 4 minute gruesome Challenge match.
     HOFFA WITH HAIR (59-2297) (21-2-0,117) of IMPROVED ILLUSION challenged
DEMONICHELLION (33-7038) (28-26-2,127) of CHAOTICDISORDER.  Up 10.  HOFFA WITH HAIR
overpowered DEMONICHELLION in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
     DIAMOND (82-33259) (10-2-0,148) of DARK TOADS 05D challenged SCORPIUS (45-3752)
(31-14-0,155) of KNIGHT BREED.  Up 7.  DIAMOND vanquished SCORPIUS in a 1 minute
uneven Challenge duel.
     AKELDAMA (56-2417) (21-8-0,153) of ACT OF MALICE challenged SOUL SCOURGE (59-
2589) (29-10-0,182) of VILE REAVERS.  Up 29.  AKELDAMA overpowered SOUL SCOURGE in a
1 minute uneven Challenge melee.  Soul Scourge, by the way, received the most
challenges today.
     FIVE GOLDEN RINGS (16-4331) (35-6-0,167) of GOLDEN GLADIATORS challenged
DISORDER (65-6419) (35-18-3,186) of PARANOIA.  Up 19.  FIVE GOLDEN RINGS was
overpowered by DISORDER in a 3 minute Challenge struggle.

     SIN-EATER (82-24827) (15-21-3,157) of THE WRETCHED challenged SHARD (45-3507)
(27-38-1,121) of NORTHERN LIGHTS.  Down 36.  SIN-EATER devastated SHARD in a 1 minute
uneven Challenge brawl.
     TREMOR CHRIST (17-4047) (47-38-2,208) of IMMORTAL ASYLUM challenged EVE (72-
4596) (23-10-0,204) of DARQUE FORCES.  Down 4.  TREMOR CHRIST overpowered EVE in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge fight.
     CANNONBALL (72-5313) (24-24-1,184) of X-POSSE challenged SAMPSA (31-4233) (33-
43-4,189) of SOL INVICTUS.  Up 5.  CANNONBALL was vanquished by SAMPSA in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge brawl.
     MIDNIGHT FAITH (75-2651) (32-23-1,210) of PARANOID ASYLUM challenged JULIA (60-
4651) (37-44-0,205) of ROMPER ROOM.  Down 5.  MIDNIGHT FAITH was demolished by JULIA
in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge melee.
     SODOM (31-4368) (32-15-1,212) of DARQUE FORCES challenged MATADOR (11-4139) (59-
52-3,218) of ANDORIAN KNIGHTS.  Up 6.  SODOM was bested by MATADOR in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute gruesome Challenge fight.

     Our title-holder last time, Dutch Treat, did not fight, throwing the honors up
for grabs.  Those grabbing were:
     SIDON (31-3712) (42-27-2,229) of DARQUE FORCES fought THE WHEAT KING (58-5407)
(71-56-2,205) of AUTUMN LIGHTNING.  SIDON overpowered THE WHEAT KING in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute one-sided Title duel.  Congratulations to Sidon.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIDON 31-3712               43  27  2  250  DARQUE FORCES (908)        CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         98  35  2  394  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
-PRINCE APPLE 47-325        101  69  2  386  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-FOUNTAIN TROLL 73-643       80  26  2  313  D.A. REJECTS (352)         ERINIKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109      62  43  2  268  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
-JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407      105  66  2  256  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BRAND 82-13289              40  30  1  238  TOADS OF AMBER III (1180)  DWES EG
 MATADOR 11-4139             60  52  3  235  ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962)     ARUAK CITY
 TREMOR CHRIST 17-4047       48  38  2  225  IMMORTAL ASYLUM (1192)     ALJAFIR
 MORTICIAN 2-3890            74  19  1  222  DARK TOADS (1185)          NIANIA
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     39  10  1  221  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 JULIA 60-4651               38  44  0  221  ROMPER ROOM (1173)         ARADI
 STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948    31  14  1  216  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
-VALLANT 38-4151             54  30  2  213  DARK TOADS (1171)          CLIFFHOME
 RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197    33  11  0  212  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DISORDER 65-6419            36  18  3  209  PARANOIA (1194)            DAL SHANG
 TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103      32  12  1  208  WASTED SCUM (1112)         NORTH FORK
 RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048      29  13  4  207  OVERRATED (1044)           OLD VALAMANTIS
 BRIARTHORN 12-5671          41  34  2  201  DARKMOON (1169)            RIZTAB
-AMPLITUR 65-6440            22   5  1  201  DARK TOADS (1175)          DAL SHANG
 GRINNON BEARIT 47-2955      41  28  3  200  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK
 SODOM 31-4368               32  16  1  200  DARQUE FORCES (908)        CHIMLEVTAL
 ARTEMISIA 12-5096           45  45  0  198  DARKMOON (1169)            RIZTAB
 SAMPSA 31-4233              34  43  4  198  SOL INVICTUS (993)         CHIMLEVTAL
-WINSTON 75-2600             52  35  0  197  DARK TOADS (1177)          JADE MOUNTAIN
-LITTLE SIR GRUNGE 25-948    76  62  4  195  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 THE WHEAT KING 58-5407      71  57  2  195  AUTUMN LIGHTNING (1172)    DELARQ TOR
-NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399        81  27  0  194  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 SPATHA 31-4996              38  31  2  194  SOL INVICTUS (993)         CHIMLEVTAL
-KING UVDAHELL 47-1643       47  25  1  193  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 EVE 72-4596                 23  11  0  193  DARQUE FORCES (1009)       DRAGONHEAD
 AGLIBOL 12-5848             38  29  1  190  DARKMOON (1169)            RIZTAB
 MIDNIGHT FAITH 75-2651      32  24  1  190  PARANOID ASYLUM (1195)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 AKELDAMA 56-2417            22   8  0  189  ACT OF MALICE (1193)       ROCANIS
 THE DYNAMITE KID 10-3004    31  28  1  185  FEARSOME LEGENDS (1060)    KOLACT
 *WINTER* 65-3644            30  29  1  182  ANCIENT KNIGHTS (817)      DAL SHANG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEARNICE 47-2847            27  34  7  180  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK
-RAUNI 31-5035               35  24  0  179  SOL INVICTUS (993)         CHIMLEVTAL
 WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255      32  21  0  175  CHAOTICDISORDER (1170)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 BEAR ACUDA 47-4995          27  20  1  175  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          24  25  1  175  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 DIAMOND 82--32277           11   2  0  171  DARK TOADS 05D (1184)      DWES EG
 FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331   35   7  0  167  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
 CHAOS WARRIOR 8-1779        33  23  0  167  CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (1106)  ARKERS
 GILIA HARN 50-3391          33  34  0  163  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
-TEMUJIN 65-3796             31  11  0  163  SPLIT INFINITY 2 (1174)    DAL SHANG
 SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589        29  11  0  161  VILE REAVERS (1134)        ILLIS
 SIN-EATER 82-24827          16  21  3  159  THE WRETCHED (1196)        DWES EG
 DAVEY BOY SMITH 21-4463     26  13  1  156  FEARSOME LEGENDS (878)     SUNSET

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCORPIUS 45-3752            31  15  0  143  KNIGHT BREED (1070)        STORMCROWE
 QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796      46  68  1  141  DARKMOON (1169)            RIZTAB
 SNOWFALL 45-3473            44  32  0  140  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
 BLUE VELVET 11-6248         26  10  0  137  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
 BALDER 28-3778              26  21  3  136  VALHALLA (1102)            MORYA
 BABY DUCK 50-1984           26  16  0  136  CANADIAN CLUB (76)         SNOWBOUND
-ZIT 8-4385                  23   3  0  136  Z GLADIATORZ (1128)        ARKERS
 HUNGRY BONES 31-4720        19  11  1  136  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
 HOFFA WITH HAIR 59-2297     22   2  0  134  IMPROVED ILLUSION (1078)   ILLIS
-PIXIE BLIGHT 73-4427        25  25  0  132  DARQUE FORCES VIII (1043)  ERINIKA
-WILD CARD HAMMER 33-6864    26  19  2  122  CASINO HAMMERZ (1039)      NIATOLI ISLAND
-TIGER SHARK HAMMER 49-3190  20  11  2  121  FISH HAMMERZ (1068)        VITHICAR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHARD 45-3507               27  39  1  120  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
 DEMONICHELLION 33-7038      28  27  2  117  CHAOTICDISORDER (1170)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 LIONESS 33-7222             19   3  0  108  CAT IN A HAT (1159)        NIATOLI ISLAND
-ZEBRA HAMMER 39-3170        22  11  0  105  JUNGLE HAMMERZ (738)       XOCHITHLAN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ANGELOST 39-3415            20  11  1  100  DARQUE ANGELS (1087)       XOCHITHLAN
 UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786    17   8  0   98  MYSTIC ORC FEAST (704)     NORTH FORK
-TOM SAWYER 8-4281           20   8  0   97  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS
 URG GUTSPILLER 59-2561      23  11  1   96  VILE REAVERS (1134)        ILLIS
 ABHORRENCE 4-5568           17   7  2   96  GLOOM AND DOOM (1151)      JHELUM
 HOLLAN INNIS 50-3388        29  31  0   91  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TINY TIM 60-6042            20   6  1   89  CRAZY CREEPS (363)         ARADI
 WHITE SETTLER 47-5322       23  12  1   84  NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (1148 NORTH FORK
 FENDER GRALE 50-3389        22  39  2   83  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
-BULL HORN 11-6593           22  12  1   79  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
 ELLITA FESS 50-3392         32  34  1   78  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
-SGT. SCHMID 30-4569         22  10  0   76  LENPROS (189)              IAYE
-LUCKY LADY HAMMER 33-7043   19  16  2   72  CASINO HAMMERZ (1039)      NIATOLI ISLAND
-QUIA RAYNE 39-3636          15  26  0   71  THE MIDDLE WAY (946)       XOCHITHLAN
-HARI-KARI 73-3049           11   4  0   71  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 SWAMP LILY HAMMER 47-5441   19  10  1   70  ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (1187)   NORTH FORK
 ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449    23  19  0   68  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
-VIRET 54-2727               20   8  0   68  TRADERS OF TROCAR (1027)   TROCAR
 SIPPYCUP SAM 14-4280        17  13  3   67  PLAYPEN (1146)             TOBIR
-MANI 31-5102                22  25  4   66  SOL INVICTUS (993)         CHIMLEVTAL
-CHUCKLE 39-3602             21   2  0   65  CHEAP SHOTS (1160)         XOCHITHLAN
-LULU 45-4135                18  10  1   65  DARQUE FORCES (941)        STORMCROWE
 LITTLE DEVIL 14-4359        17  13  0   65  PLAYPEN (1146)             TOBIR
 BLUE BLOOD 73-3657          13   9  1   64  BLACK & BLUE (1090)        ERINIKA
-EDOM 31-5465                18   7  0   61  DARQUE FORCES (908)        CHIMLEVTAL
-ARIES 11-6695               17   8  0   59  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
 OOKAZI 59-2401              19   7  1   58  IMPROVED ILLUSION (1078)   ILLIS
 FROSTFLARE 45-4112          18  16  1   58  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
 SUNFLASH 45-3474            31  45  1   56  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
 LADY DOMINGA 28-3702        17  34  0   49  FILIPINA LADYZ (1147)      MORYA
-HELEN OF TROY 8-4603        14   6  0   48  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS
 LADY CONSOLACION 28-3703    22  29  2   41  FILIPINA LADYZ (1147)      MORYA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
ALASTARIAN DESERTER 106-1   0   1  0   1                    FROSTFLARE 45-4112     180

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Kat -- Seems like my Chaos Warrior, or at least one of them is ready for some action.
Went looking for Bears this turn.  (wink) -- Blackstorm

Akeldama -- An act of malice eh, looked like a good try. -- Chaos warrior

Shard -- Heheh, the powers of chaos strike again!  The other part of me should be
back soon, it seems I can't stand to be away from myself.  There may be even more
chaos here before long, maybe some invaders and friends. -- Chaos Warrior#2 or was it
#1?
P.S.  Sorry to see u pass away last turn, all those potions can get u all messed up
after a while and u may become a creature of chaos yourself.  (grin)

     Might make a change.

Fountain Troll -- Now THAT whacking comment was funny!  One hand or two-handed
weapon?  Ambi?  Too cute for words, Hon. -- Whacking Willow 

Julia -- Gee, I just loved that tussle.  I like playing around like that.  Girls just
wanna have fun.  (wink) -- Whacking Willow

Dutch Treat -- I wanted your eyes for a current project, but you proved to be rather
difficult about it. -- Mortician

     No one appreciates a dedicated scientist.

White Settler -- That was wonderful!  Thank you for tip-toeing through the tulips
with me. -- Tiny Tim

Shard -- Your warriors and management are indeed mighty with the pen.  Should we
appeal to The Commission to add that as a weapon? -- The Consortium Scribe

Dear Mr. Crip of Crip's crap -- We are pleased to bring you more and better
competition.  Thank you for noticing that our Holding Company is ever growing.  We
wish you only the best. -- The Consortium Elders and Board Of Directors
P.S.  Indeed that Mortician was once of Intimidators.  We would have preferred to
have left it that way.  Unusual governmental regulations mandated the change. (Sigh)
P.P.S.  And thank you for pointing out that paperwork error with Mortician.  For some
reason, the Commission was trying to keep him under wraps.  (Of course, we were
hesitant to remove the blanket.)

Ketchum, Spymaster or Resident Scribes and Eds -- Any idea of whatever happened to
the old listings of regional, or as we used to get, slow arena news???  Wasn't spoken
about much, but was regularly read by many. -- Crip

     We'll see about putting it together again, but not this week. -- all of the
     above

Mortician -- I hate to beat a dead horse.... -- Dutch Treat

Grinnon Bearrit -- Nice train, Kat's first I presume.  But be warned, you may not be
here much longer.   In celebration, Dutch Treat will challenge you, and the rest of
Crip's Crap will leave you alone. -- Newt Gingrich

Random Matchup -- Always liked a little plate for breakfast, more room for drink that
Way. -- Boarish Yeltsin

Sodom -- Egads, that's five in a row on the bad side now.  Something's gotta give. --
Little Sir Grunge

Sidon -- We can never remember specifics about you similarly named darque souls. --
King Uvdahell

Midnight Faith -- How about a moonlight baptism under the Fountain. -- Mr. Troll 2
you!

Disorder -- Welcome to Crysalis.   Many things to be done around here. -- Jack
Valtraeds

Sampsa -- Congratulations.   I'm sure you'll take that for a loss any day. -- Prince
Apple

Frostflare -- I can't wait for this winter to be over with.  I'm getting depressed.
-- Hari-Kari

The Icelord -- I still have the sheets to calculate them, I just don't have the time
to populate them with the current information.  I also don't foresee doing them
anytime within the next 6 months. -- Crip

     It's just a case of real life breaking out all over, isn't it?

Bearnice -- Huh, your name certainly doesn't break down to "bear-nice"!  You weren't.
-- Shard
P.S.  What name did I cry out?  Quick, tell me!

Wretchedmisery -- Ah, named for what you spread around, I see.  Ouch. -- Snowfall
P.S.  But at least I SURVIVED the fight.

Evil Inputter?  Oh, HA!  It is to laugh, ha ha. -- Gilia Harn

Balder -- I just found the STRANGEST picture of you, and you don't look like that at
ALL.  Weird. -- Ellita Fess

Mani -- GREAT skills, thanks! -- Hollan Innis

Hari-Kari -- Are golems allowed to do that?  I never realized! -- Frostflare

Swamp Lily Hammer -- Ah, the old familiar faces, the old familiar in-your-faces.
Ouch. -- Sunflash

Lady Dominga -- I didn't mean to treat a true lady so, well, rudely.  But something
inside me just... took over.  Sorry about that. -- Fender Grale

Tom Sawyer -- Oh, yes?  Well, prove it.  Come to Xochithlan and help me paint a
fence. -- Gilia Harn

29 January 2007
     HDFA Mission Statement
     "Show me the money!"
     This is the battle cry of a newly formed collection of like-minded individuals:
The High Dolla' Free Agent$.  We are not a tough guy alliance:  No...we offer no
battle without reward.  We search for victory and the prizes and accolades that
follow.  We are motivated by winning and will freely use whatever means necessary to
obtain our currency.  No stuffy rules, no mandates, no constitutions, no leaders,
only a few objectives:
     1) Win as often as possible
     2) Celebrate freely and revel in your victories; the more meaningless the
victory the more we celebrate.  Highsiding and chest thumping are encouraged.
Ostentatious endzone celebrations with prop usage are encouraged, regardless of
fines, penalties, suspensions or arrest by local authorities.  It is important to let
your opponent know how great you are; more importantly, you must let your own
alliance mates know how great you are.
     This is a 1-up alliance, let the performance of your fellow Free Agent$ motivate
you.  If a Free Agent wins a TV, win 2; if a Free agent wins a contest, win a more
prestigious one.
     Current members of the HDFA include:  CFH and Abraxis.  Inquires can be directed
to:  CFH/Rat Salad DM 47

14 February 2007
RSI is now taking rollups for a slow version of the No-Tournament arena.  Send your
rollup to RSI listing the arena as "Slow No Tournament".  Sign and send in the
following pledge:

* I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a Tournament, nor will I
  use a Tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
* I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena.  If circumstances
  preclude my running less than a full team I will notify the Player Committee.
* I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
* I understand that any warrior that participates in a Tournament shall be sent to
  the Dark Arena until they are dead.
* I understand that any warrior that receives a Tournament prize shall be send to the
  Dark Arena until they are dead.

The following are the rules for joining this No-Tournament arena 

1.  No tournament play (Dead tournament or otherwise)
2.  One team per manager
3.  Team starts with new rollup (or a zero fight equivalent team is transferred into
    this arena.)
4.  No tourney prizes allowed to modify warriors in the arena
5.  20 teams required, per RSI
6.  Waivers are required to allow self-regulation on tourney ban, granting RSI
    authority to Dark Arena any warrior that participates in a Tournament (until the
    warrior is dead.)
7.  Rotating council to enforce tourney ban and maintain arena integrity.

Hammer will be the focal point for this arena's Player Committee.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SODOM was bested by MATADOR in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
MIDNIGHT FAITH was demolished by JULIA in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge melee.
CANNONBALL was vanquished by SAMPSA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
TREMOR CHRIST overpowered EVE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SIN-EATER devastated SHARD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS was overpowered by DISORDER in a 3 minute Challenge struggle.
AKELDAMA overpowered SOUL SCOURGE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
DIAMOND vanquished SCORPIUS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
HOFFA WITH HAIR overpowered DEMONICHELLION in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
OOKAZI savagely defeated LADY DOMINGA in a 4 minute gruesome Challenge match.
BRAND overpowered AGLIBOL in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
GRINNON BEARIT was unbelievably bested by RAVISHING REDBUD in a 4 minute contest.
TOADKILLER DOG was viciously subdued by MORTICIAN in a unpopular 27 minute bout.
SIDON overpowered THE WHEAT KING in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided Title duel.
STIGMA OF STUPID handily defeated BEARNICE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SPATHA bested FREAK in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
RANDOM MATCHUP overpowered CHAOS WARRIOR in a popular 2 minute one-sided bout.
ARTEMISIA viciously subdued THE DYNAMITE KID in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition.
BRIARTHORN was savagely defeated by WHACKING WILLOW in a exciting 6 minute gory duel.
BABY DUCK was handily defeated by GILIA HARN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
BEAR ACUDA overpowered QUEEN AMAZONIA in a 2 minute gory one-sided match.
WRETCHEDMISERY vanquished HUNGRY BONES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
*WINTER* savagely defeated BLUE VELVET in a action packed 2 minute brutal match.
DAVEY BOY SMITH won victory over SNOWFALL in a popular 1 minute fray.
BALDER overcame LIONESS in a 1 minute bout.
UNCERTAIN OMELET overcame LITTLE DEVIL in a exciting 1 minute duel.
SIPPYCUP SAM was defeated by HOLLAN INNIS in a 2 minute fight.
BLUE BLOOD vanquished LADY CONSOLACION in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
URG GUTSPILLER overpowered SWAMP LILY HAMMER in a 2 minute one-sided match.
ROXANNE DE'MORRE was defeated by FENDER GRALE in a 2 minute bout.
ELLITA FESS was overpowered by ABHORRENCE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
WHITE SETTLER demolished SUNFLASH in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
FROSTFLARE butchered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute bloody one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         TOTAL PARRY       54 -  29 -  0      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         WALL OF STEEL     24 -  15 -  1      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         SLASHING ATTACK   30 -  22 -  0      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  18 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         LUNGING ATTACK    55 -  47 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         AIMED BLOW        26 -  25 -  0      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     18 -  26 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  29 -  1      28  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  30 -  0      21  |

Turn 180 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  5     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         4  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  4         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  5     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  SIDON 31-3712              43  27  2  250 DARQUE FORCES (908)
LUNGING ATTACK   BRAND 82-13289             40  30  1  238 TOADS OF AMBER III (1180)
AIMED BLOW       MATADOR 11-4139            60  52  3  235 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962)
TOTAL PARRY      MORTICIAN 2-3890           74  19  1  222 DARK TOADS (1185)
PARRY-LUNGE      JULIA 60-4651              38  44  0  221 ROMPER ROOM (1173)
STRIKING ATTACK  STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948   31  14  1  216 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)
WALL OF STEEL    BRIARTHORN 12-5671         41  34  2  201 DARKMOON (1169)
BASHING ATTACK   QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796     46  68  1  141 DARKMOON (1169)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SNOWFALL 45-3473           44  32  0  140 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)

The overall popularity leader is MATADOR 11-4139.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GRINNON BEARIT 47-2955.  The ten other most popular fighters were BRIARTHORN 
12-5671, SODOM 31-4368, RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048, DISORDER 65-6419, FREAK 18-7300, THE 
DYNAMITE KID 10-3004, *WINTER* 65-3644, MATADOR 11-4139, BRAND 82-13289, and 
RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197.

The least popular fighter this week was MORTICIAN 2-3890.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103, SUNFLASH 45-3474, ELLITA FESS 50-3392, 
SCORPIUS 45-3752, SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589, SHARD 45-3507, CANNONBALL 72-5313, SWAMP LILY 
HAMMER 47-5441, LADY CONSOLACION 28-3703, and LITTLE DEVIL 14-4359.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  MORYA(28)            1  2 0  ILLIS(59)            3  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       4  2 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  4 1  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  3 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  4 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  2 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        3  3 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          2  0 0  DWES EG(82)          3  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MORTICIAN 2-3890            74  19  1  222  DARK TOADS (1185)          NIANIA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ABHORRENCE 4-5568           17   7  2   96  GLOOM AND DOOM (1151)      JHELUM
 CHAOS WARRIOR 8-1779        33  23  0  167  CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (1106)  ARKERS
 THE DYNAMITE KID 10-3004    31  28  1  185  FEARSOME LEGENDS (1060)    KOLACT
 MATADOR 11-4139             60  52  3  235  ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962)     ARUAK CITY
 BRIARTHORN 12-5671          41  34  2  201  DARKMOON (1169)            RIZTAB
 SIPPYCUP SAM 14-4280        17  13  3   67  PLAYPEN (1146)             TOBIR
 FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331   35   7  0  167  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
 TREMOR CHRIST 17-4047       48  38  2  225  IMMORTAL ASYLUM (1192)     ALJAFIR
 DAVEY BOY SMITH 21-4463     26  13  1  156  FEARSOME LEGENDS (878)     SUNSET
 BALDER 28-3778              26  21  3  136  VALHALLA (1102)            MORYA
 SIDON 31-3712               43  27  2  250  DARQUE FORCES (908)        CHIMLEVTAL
 WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255      32  21  0  175  CHAOTICDISORDER (1170)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 SCORPIUS 45-3752            31  15  0  143  KNIGHT BREED (1070)        STORMCROWE
 TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103      32  12  1  208  WASTED SCUM (1112)         NORTH FORK
 GILIA HARN 50-3391          33  34  0  163  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     39  10  1  221  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 AKELDAMA 56-2417            22   8  0  189  ACT OF MALICE (1193)       ROCANIS
 THE WHEAT KING 58-5407      71  57  2  195  AUTUMN LIGHTNING (1172)    DELARQ TOR
 SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589        29  11  0  161  VILE REAVERS (1134)        ILLIS
 JULIA 60-4651               38  44  0  221  ROMPER ROOM (1173)         ARADI
 DISORDER 65-6419            36  18  3  209  PARANOIA (1194)            DAL SHANG
 EVE 72-4596                 23  11  0  193  DARQUE FORCES (1009)       DRAGONHEAD
 BLUE BLOOD 73-3657          13   9  1   64  BLACK & BLUE (1090)        ERINIKA
 MIDNIGHT FAITH 75-2651      32  24  1  190  PARANOID ASYLUM (1195)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 BRAND 82-13289              40  30  1  238  TOADS OF AMBER III (1180)  DWES EG
 RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048      29  13  4  207  OVERRATED (1044)           OLD VALAMANTIS