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Date : 03/27/2007 Duedate: 04/23/2007
CRYSALIS
DM-106 TURN-181
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 CRYPTICS 25/150 1816 913 25 66.5 FEARSOME LEGENDS 21/878
D.A. REJECTS 73/352 ANCIENT KNIGHTS 65/817
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 FEARSOME LEGENDS 10/1060
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 9-PARANOIA 65/1194 6 6 0 50.0
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 IMMORTAL ASYLUM 17/1192
CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117 ACT OF MALICE 56/1193
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 THE WRETCHED 82/1196
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871 RUN AND HYDE 18/1198
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 PARANOID ASYLUM 75/1195
2-CHAMPIONS OF 8/1106 10 6 0 62.5 10 COMMON JOE'S 35/509 461 472 4 49.4
3 DARK TOADS 2/1185 192 116 0 62.3 ONE GOOD DUDE 72/396
TOADS OF AMBER III 82/1180 ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/219
SPLIT INFINITY 2 65/1174 INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214
DARK TOADS 65/1175 BLACK & BLUE 73/1090
DARK TOADS 05D 82/1184 DUELING FOR DOLLARS 25/558
CAT IN A HAT 33/1159 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808
GLOOM AND DOOM 4/1151 11-ALL SWAMP HA 47/1187 20 25 0 44.4
SMITHSONIAN 8/250 12 PLAYPEN 14/1146 71 96 2 42.5
CRAZY CREEPS 60/363 VALHALLA 28/1102
GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577 THE BEAR'S PAW 47/196
FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 13 DARKMOON 12/1169 24 35 1 40.7
COLORIFIC 11/1050 ROMPER ROOM 60/1173
4 OVERRATED 96/1044 67 42 1 61.5 AUTUMN LIGHTNING 58/1172
MYSTIC ORC FEAST 47/704 CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1170
UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881 VILE REAVERS 59/1134
WASTED SCUM 47/1112 SOL INVICTUS 31/993
5 NATURAL B. K 47/1148 11 7 0 61.1 14 MIDDLE WAY 6 50/1114 362 617 2 37.0
6 ANDORIAN KNIG 11/962 113 100 2 53.1 NORTHERN LIGHTS 45/1042
7 KNIGHT BREED 45/1070 98 90 1 52.1 15 X-POSSE 72/1093 24 44 2 35.3
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/1078 16 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041 6 11 1 35.3
DARQUE FORCES 31/908 17 FILIPINA LAD 28/1147 1 12 0 7.7
DARQUE FORCES 72/1009 18 WHO DA MAN? 12/1200 1 0 0 100
8 CANADIAN CLUB 50/76 47 46 0 50.5
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
Greetings warriors of Crysalis!
I figured I would continue the trend of writing a column that Crip and Slugbait have
recently reintroduced to the people of Crysalis. I think that it is a wonderful
trend.
I have cause for celebration this cycle since I am the first warrior from Master
Darque's stables to achieve an ADM throne! I feel that it is quite fitting since I
am also Master Darque's favorite gladiator (he won't tell you that, but I know it to
be true). I also, along with my twin brother Tyre, serve as Master Darque's personal
body guard and go with him on all of his adventures.
If the information is to be believed, I will be leaving Crysalis and heading to
Primus (to be read--RETIREMENT). I guess I ascended to the Tower Guardian chair just
in time since a tourney is fast approaching.
I think it is appropriate to give just a brief history of my short career. I began
my career 15-6-6-15-21-10-11 with Great Damage. As my career progressed I found that
I had a knack for picking up Decise tricks I gleaned from others and I just love the
feel of a Battle Axe in my hand. I hail from the glorious city of Chimlevtal. While
in my home city, I attained an Initiates Tourney Runner-Up and of course the elusive
Duelmaster Throne. I left my city with a 16-7-2 record. I picked up a second TV in
ADM, but have learned on this long gladiator road that I am not much for the
tournament format. I think it is the blunted weapons. I bounced around the ADM
arenas for a time, never truly fitting in at Free Blades or Talahya. I did however
find a home here in Crysalis. In fact, I may just retire here instead of packing up
and heading to Primus, or I may help Darque to train his new recruits in my homeland
Chimlevtal. I'm undecided at the moment.
I will be challenging and avoiding this turn, but it typically does little good for
me. We will see if I have what it takes to defend this vaulted seat!
Your Tower Guardian,
Sidon
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
You do yourselves proud, Crysalis! Only Talahya and Primus have more fights
this time around, not even Free Blades is matching this number. Two days from now,
who knows, but last time, puny.
And how many fights is "more than the regionals"? Forty-three, and only one
involving a standby. No deaths. Thirteen challenges, one of them a TV challenge.
The longest fight was twenty-one minutes, which is respectable. Remember, this is
the slow arena, we can handle a slow fight or two here.
Sidon got the most challenges, very good. Yes, I know, he wanted to issue his
own, but being the Top Dog means you have a target painted on your armor. Andorian
Knights got the most avoids, and more of them came from the Flower Girls than anyone
else.
So... the fights:
SIPPYCUP SAM (14-4280) (17-13-3,67) of PLAYPEN fought TINY TIM (60-6042) (20-6-
1,89) of CRAZY CREEPS. SIPPYCUP SAM was overcome by TINY TIM in an exciting 6 minute
brutal bout. That has to be embarrassing. A brutal loss to a ukelele player? Gods.
LADY CONSOLACION (28-3703) (22-29-2,41) of FILIPINA LADYZ fought FROSTFLARE (45-
4112) (18-16-1,58) of NORTHERN LIGHTS. LADY CONSOLACION was vanquished by FROSTFLARE
in a 1 minute one-sided match. Be sure and get those chillblains treated right away,
Lady.
CANADIAN MIST (50-1136) (35-23-2,89) of CANADIAN CLUB fought WHITE SETTLER (47-
5322) (23-12-1,84) of NATURAL B. KILLERS 2. CANADIAN MIST handily defeated WHITE
SETTLER in a 1 minute mismatched bout. It's the gin, downfall of many white
settlers. When it isn't rum.
LOSING IS FUN (12-6330) (19-12-0,69) of WHO DA MAN? fought LADY DOMINGA (28-
3702) (17-34-0,49) of FILIPINA LADYZ. LOSING IS FUN demolished LADY DOMINGA in a
popular 1 minute gory uneven fight. I hope you can refute this base canard, Lady,
and assure us all that losing is NOT fun. What an awful thought!
ELLITA FESS (50-3392) (32-34-1,78) of MIDDLE WAY 6 fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING
(106-2) (0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes. ELLITA FESS handily defeated CAPTURED
PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. The only standby, and he loses. Well,
good. Serves him right.
HARI-KARI (73-3049) (11-4-0,71) of WAY TO GO! II fought LITTLE DEVIL (14-4359)
(17-13-0,65) of PLAYPEN. HARI-KARI overpowered LITTLE DEVIL in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided brawl. Does this mean that Hari has decided someone ELSE should be
the one to go?
BLUE BLOOD (73-3657) (13-9-1,64) of BLACK & BLUE fought SUNFLASH (45-3474) (31-
45-1,56) of NORTHERN LIGHTS. BLUE BLOOD savagely defeated SUNFLASH in an action
packed 1 minute bloody conflict. Too bad, Sunflash, but your natural mediocrity
might be showing.
FENDER GRALE (50-3389) (22-39-2,83) of MIDDLE WAY 6 fought ROXANNE DE'MORRE (50-
3449) (23-19-0,68) of DRUID'S GROVE. FENDER GRALE lost to ROXANNE DE'MORRE in a 2
minute struggle. A home-town match of the more embarrassing sort.
UNCERTAIN OMELET (47-3786) (17-8-0,98) of MYSTIC ORC FEAST fought MOSGIEL (14-
3836) (24-10-1,89) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS. UNCERTAIN OMELET vanquished MOSGIEL in an
exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided match. Ah, too bad, Mosgiel, but those omlets
are tricky. They team up with Sally Monnella, and then... whammo.
CUBA (26-3917) (21-8-0,100) of HERE TO PHOENIX fought LEVIATHAN OF LARD (47-
5113) (18-5-2,61) of MYSTIC ORC FEAST. CUBA was overpowered by LEVIATHAN OF LARD in
a 1 minute one-sided competition. Really messy. They couldn't even hang onto Cuba
in the Infirmary, he was too greasy.
SHARD (45-3507) (27-39-1,120) of NORTHERN LIGHTS fought GENERAL PUBLIC (31-3112)
(18-17-1,97) of MILITARY MAYHEM. SHARD was viciously subdued by GENERAL PUBLIC in a
popular 2 minute gruesome bout. Public Opinion can be a powerful force, can't it,
Shard? Not something you can fight in a couple of minutes.
HUNGRY BONES (31-4720) (19-11-1,136) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS fought SNOWFALL (45-
3473) (44-32-0,140) of NORTHERN LIGHTS. HUNGRY BONES demolished SNOWFALL in a 1
minute one-sided conflict. When you're hungry enough to eat snow, you're sliding
down into disaster. Lowers the body's core temperature or something like that. Very
bad.
WRETCHEDMISERY (33-7255) (32-21-0,175) of CHAOTICDISORDER fought BABY DUCK (50-
1984) (26-16-0,136) of CANADIAN CLUB. WRETCHEDMISERY handily defeated BABY DUCK in a
1 minute one-sided fight. So, does this duck think it will grow up to be a swan, and
it's wretchedly miserable because there is, so far, no sign of swandom? Or is it the
looming specter of the roasting pan?
TEMUJIN (65-3796) (31-11-0,163) of SPLIT INFINITY 2 fought TAOS (26-4042) (19-
11-1,118) of HERE TO PHOENIX. TEMUJIN savagely defeated TAOS in a crowd pleasing 6
minute brutal match. Taos (does NOT rhyme with chaos) was split from here to Phoenix
and BACK AGAIN. Totally split.
GILIA HARN (50-3391) (33-34-0,163) of MIDDLE WAY 6 fought BEARNICE (47-2847)
(27-34-7,180) of THE BEAR'S PAW. GILIA HARN devastated BEARNICE in a crowd pleasing
1 minute one-sided duel. How strange. This is not the behavior we have come to
expect from the Middle Way.
BALCLUTHA (14-3169) (30-39-1,203) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS fought RAUNI (31-5035)
(35-24-0,179) of SOL INVICTUS. BALCLUTHA savagely defeated RAUNI in an action packed
2 minute brutal bout. This pair, I don't know about. Savage and brutal. Makes you
wonder if you WANT to know them.
CANADA COOLER (50-1904) (26-24-0,190) of CANADIAN CLUB fought WHEEL OF FORTUNE
(25-2529) (47-43-2,174) of DUELING FOR DOLLARS. CANADA COOLER was demolished by
WHEEL OF FORTUNE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. If the Cooler is that cold front
that hit us a little over a month ago, I'm GLAD to see it demolished. Talk about
brutality!
DUNEDIN (14-3703) (31-43-0,208) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS fought SOUL SCOURGE (59-
2589) (29-11-0,161) of VILE REAVERS. DUNEDIN was outwaited by SOUL SCOURGE in a
popular 7 minute brutal fray. And the message here is?
WEINERMUN (37-2635) (56-48-3,206) of ALL THE MUN'S MEN fought KING UVDAHELL (47-
1643) (47-25-1,193) of ROYAL FLUSH. WEINERMUN was beaten by KING UVDAHELL in a
popular 1 minute fight. Well, Weinermun, you should have known to run when he came
at you with mustard in one hand and a bun in the other. Significant clue there.
THE WHEAT KING (58-5407) (71-57-2,195) of AUTUMN LIGHTNING fought PHILLIP THE
BIRD (40-3708) (16-8-1,166) of CRUEL PET NAMES. THE WHEAT KING overcame PHILLIP THE
BIRD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome bout. Good. Phillip is a RUDE bird and
doubtless had it coming.
LITTLE SIR GRUNGE (25-948) (76-62-4,195) of CRYPTICS fought BEAR ACUDA (47-4995)
(27-20-1,175) of THE BEAR'S PAW. LITTLE SIR GRUNGE won victory over BEAR ACUDA in a
popular 2 minute fray. Bear, if Little told you he's met more dangerous foes in the
bathtub, DON'T YOU BELIEVE HIM. Little never goes NEAR a bathtub.
BOARISH YELTSIN (5-3109) (62-43-2,268) of PARTY ANIMALS fought SODOM (31-4368)
(32-16-1,200) of DARQUE FORCES. BOARISH YELTSIN overpowered SODOM in an exciting 1
minute uneven match. You look at the numbers offered here, and you wonder, "This is
uneven?" It's such a mild word.
PAT (35-2292) (40-43-2,221) of COMMON JOE'S fought KING FORADAY (47-3762) (54-
47-4,183) of ROYAL FLUSH. PAT vanquished KING FORADAY in an action packed 1 minute
gory one-sided match. Ah, did Mike help, or just jump up and down in the stands
(he'll get a bill for that cracked bracing) and shout encouragement?
PRINCE APPLE (47-325) (101-69-2,386) of ROYAL FLUSH fought SAMPSA (31-4233) (34-
43-4,198) of SOL INVICTUS. PRINCE APPLE overpowered SAMPSA in a popular 1 minute
one-sided match. Tell me, is this Prince Apple any relation to King Crab?
JACK VALTRAEDS (47-407) (105-66-2,256) of ROYAL FLUSH fought AMPLITUR (65-6440)
(22-5-1,201) of DARK TOADS. JACK VALTRAEDS was overpowered by AMPLITUR in an action
packed 2 minute uneven fray. Whoa! Talk about your upset victory, I bet there are a
few people upset over this one, and I don't mean the bookies (they're always upset).
MAD CAT (7-2965) (52-35-6,485) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS fought AGLIBOL (12-5848)
(38-29-1,190) of DARKMOON. MAD CAT devastated AGLIBOL in an action packed 1 minute
brutal one-sided bout. I don't blame Aglibol for clearing out. A mad cat is a
fearsome thing.
WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (39-10-1,221) of FLOWER GIRLS fought SPATHA (31-4996)
(38-31-2,194) of SOL INVICTUS. WHACKING WILLOW overpowered SPATHA in a crowd
pleasing 5 minute one-sided match. Ah... I don't think I'm going to touch this one.
RAVISHING REDBUD (52-3197) (33-11-0,212) of FLOWER GIRLS fought NEWT GINGRICH
(5-3399) (81-27-0,194) of PARTY ANIMALS. RAVISHING REDBUD was savagely defeated by
NEWT GINGRICH in an exciting 2 minute bout. Is it now Ravished Redbud?
CRUMBSNATCHER (72-1842) (47-29-1,303) of ONE GOOD DUDE fought *WINTER* (65-3644)
(30-29-1,182) of ANCIENT KNIGHTS. CRUMBSNATCHER narrowly defeated *WINTER* in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody brawl. And it didn't hurt that we just had the
equinox here.
FOUNTAIN TROLL (73-643) (80-26-2,313) of D.A. REJECTS fought ARTEMISIA (12-5096)
(45-45-0,198) of DARKMOON. FOUNTAIN TROLL vanquished ARTEMISIA in an action packed 4
minute mismatched bout. This Fountain Troll is obviously a damgerous dude. Makes
you wonder about the fountain, doesn't it?
The challenge matches:
OOKAZI (59-2401) (19-7-1,58) of IMPROVED ILLUSION challenged HOLLAN INNIS (50-
3388) (29-31-0,91) of MIDDLE WAY 6. Up 33. OOKAZI was overpowered by HOLLAN INNIS
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict. Not the outcome we look for. Still, it
has the bookies running around screaming, and that is always a pleasant sight.
TOM SAWYER (8-4281) (20-8-0,97) of SMITHSONIAN challenged URG GUTSPILLER (59-
2561) (23-11-1,96) of VILE REAVERS. Down 1. TOM SAWYER was viciously subdued by URG
GUTSPILLER in a 3 minute Challenge battle. Now Tommy is painting the fence BY
HIMSELF. Two coats.
BLUE VELVET (11-6248) (26-10-0,137) of COLORIFIC challenged BALDER (28-3778)
(26-21-3,136) of VALHALLA. Down 1. BLUE VELVET subdued BALDER in a crowd pleasing 3
minute bloody Challenge match. They do say that velvet, regardless of color, is very
soft, but this doesn't seem to bear that out.
HOFFA WITH HAIR (59-2297) (22-2-0,134) of IMPROVED ILLUSION challenged QUEEN
AMAZONIA (12-4796) (46-68-1,141) of DARKMOON. Up 7. HOFFA WITH HAIR handily
defeated QUEEN AMAZONIA in a 1 minute Challenge bout. She was shocked at the sight.
LIONESS (33-7222) (19-3-0,108) of CAT IN A HAT challenged DEMONICHELLION (33-
7038) (28-27-2,117) of CHAOTICDISORDER. Up 9. LIONESS vanquished DEMONICHELLION in
an exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. Dangerous creatuers, lionesses.
They bite.
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS (16-4331) (35-7-0,167) of GOLDEN GLADIATORS challenged
CANNONBALL (72-5313) (24-25-1,175) of X-POSSE. Up 8. FIVE GOLDEN RINGS unbelievably
bested CANNONBALL in a 11 minute Challenge duel. The second-longest fight. Five
challenged Cannonball to blow smoke rings, and he couldn't. At least, not five of
them.
EVE (72-4596) (23-11-0,193) of DARQUE FORCES challenged BRIARTHORN (12-5671)
(41-34-2,201) of DARKMOON. Up 8. EVE overpowered BRIARTHORN in an action packed 1
minute uneven Challenge melee. This sounds almost mythic. Except that mythic
usually takes a little longer.
TOADKILLER DOG (47-1103) (32-12-1,208) of WASTED SCUM challenged MORTICIAN (2-
3890) (74-19-1,222) of DARK TOADS. Up 14. TOADKILLER DOG was savagely defeated by
MORTICIAN in a 21 minute Challenge brawl. This is the longest fight of the lot,
possibly because Mort kept trying to embalm the still-living--and fighting--Dog.
RANDOM MATCHUP (96-1048) (29-13-4,207) of OVERRATED challenged JULIA (60-4651)
(38-44-0,221) of ROMPER ROOM. Up 14. RANDOM MATCHUP was viciously subdued by JULIA
in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel. This is what you get when you go against your
name, Random. Viciousness.
BRAND (82-13289) (40-30-1,238) of TOADS OF AMBER III challenged MATADOR (11-
4139) (60-52-3,235) of ANDORIAN KNIGHTS. Down 3. BRAND savagely defeated MATADOR in
a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody Challenge duel. No surprise, matadors are trained
on bulls, not toads. It's a whole different anatomy.
DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (98-35-2,394) of WORLDWIDE GORE challenged GRINNON BEARIT
(47-2955) (41-28-3,200) of THE BEAR'S PAW. Down 194. DUTCH TREAT won victory over
GRINNON BEARIT in a 4 minute Challenge battle. Not a surprise outcome.
Our TV challenge, and congratulations to Abhorrence for having and using it:
ABHORRENCE (4-5568) (17-7-2,96) of GLOOM AND DOOM TV challenged SCORPIUS (45-3752)
(31-15-0,143) of KNIGHT BREED. Up 47. ABHORRENCE devastated SCORPIUS in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight. You can see how Ab came by that TV challenge, can't you?
And for the title: STIGMA OF STUPID (31-4948) (31-14-1,216) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS
challenged SIDON (31-3712) (43-27-2,250) of DARQUE FORCES. Up 34. STIGMA OF STUPID
was overpowered by SIDON in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight. I fear that Stigma
demonstrated the justice of his name today. But it was a bold attempt, and
congratulations go to both warriors.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SIDON 31-3712 44 27 2 270 DARQUE FORCES (908) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAD CAT 7-2965 53 35 6 500 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 99 35 2 409 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
PRINCE APPLE 47-325 102 69 2 398 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
FOUNTAIN TROLL 73-643 81 26 2 325 D.A. REJECTS (352) ERINIKA
CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842 48 29 1 305 ONE GOOD DUDE (396) DRAGONHEAD
BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 63 43 2 287 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
BRAND 82-13289 41 30 1 250 TOADS OF AMBER III (1180) DWES EG
MORTICIAN 2-3890 75 19 1 237 DARK TOADS (1185) NIANIA
JULIA 60-4651 39 44 0 237 ROMPER ROOM (1173) ARADI
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 40 10 1 234 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
AMPLITUR 65-6440 23 5 1 234 DARK TOADS (1175) DAL SHANG
PAT 35-2292 41 43 2 232 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
-TREMOR CHRIST 17-4047 48 38 2 225 IMMORTAL ASYLUM (1192) ALJAFIR
NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399 82 27 0 216 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
BALCLUTHA 14-3169 31 39 1 212 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
EVE 72-4596 24 11 0 212 DARQUE FORCES (1009) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GRINNON BEARIT 47-2955 41 29 3 210 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 32 13 1 210 WASTED SCUM (1112) NORTH FORK
-DISORDER 65-6419 36 18 3 209 PARANOIA (1194) DAL SHANG
KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 48 25 1 207 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 33 12 0 206 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
ARTEMISIA 12-5096 45 46 0 204 DARKMOON (1169) RIZTAB
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LITTLE SIR GRUNGE 25-948 77 62 4 202 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
THE WHEAT KING 58-5407 72 57 2 200 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (1172) DELARQ TOR
MATADOR 11-4139 60 53 3 199 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY
WEINERMUN 37-2635 56 49 3 198 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) SIBIKHAS
SAMPSA 31-4233 34 44 4 198 SOL INVICTUS (993) CHIMLEVTAL
SPATHA 31-4996 38 32 2 197 SOL INVICTUS (993) CHIMLEVTAL
JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 105 67 2 196 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
SODOM 31-4368 32 17 1 195 DARQUE FORCES (908) CHIMLEVTAL
RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048 29 14 4 195 OVERRATED (1044) OLD VALAMANTIS
WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529 48 43 2 194 DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558) LYRATILAN
STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 31 15 1 194 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL
-MIDNIGHT FAITH 75-2651 32 24 1 190 PARANOID ASYLUM (1195) JADE MOUNTAIN
BRIARTHORN 12-5671 41 35 2 189 DARKMOON (1169) RIZTAB
-AKELDAMA 56-2417 22 8 0 189 ACT OF MALICE (1193) ROCANIS
AGLIBOL 12-5848 38 30 1 188 DARKMOON (1169) RIZTAB
*WINTER* 65-3644 30 30 1 188 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (817) DAL SHANG
SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589 30 11 0 187 VILE REAVERS (1134) ILLIS
-THE DYNAMITE KID 10-3004 31 28 1 185 FEARSOME LEGENDS (1060) KOLACT
GILIA HARN 50-3391 34 34 0 183 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND
DUNEDIN 14-3703 31 44 0 183 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 33 21 0 180 CHAOTICDISORDER (1170) NIATOLI ISLAND
BEAR ACUDA 47-4995 27 21 1 180 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
RAUNI 31-5035 35 25 0 179 SOL INVICTUS (993) CHIMLEVTAL
KING FORADAY 47-3762 54 48 4 177 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
CANNONBALL 72-5313 24 26 1 176 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 36 7 0 175 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 16 9 1 175 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
CANADA COOLER 50-1904 26 25 0 173 CANADIAN CLUB (76) SNOWBOUND
-DIAMOND 82--32277 11 2 0 171 DARK TOADS 05D (1184) DWES EG
-CHAOS WARRIOR 8-1779 33 23 0 167 CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (1106) ARKERS
TEMUJIN 65-3796 32 11 0 165 SPLIT INFINITY 2 (1174) DAL SHANG
BEARNICE 47-2847 27 35 7 161 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
-SIN-EATER 82-24827 16 21 3 159 THE WRETCHED (1196) DWES EG
-DAVEY BOY SMITH 21-4463 26 13 1 156 FEARSOME LEGENDS (878) SUNSET
HUNGRY BONES 31-4720 20 11 1 154 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOFFA WITH HAIR 59-2297 23 2 0 148 IMPROVED ILLUSION (1078) ILLIS
BLUE VELVET 11-6248 27 10 0 146 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY
BABY DUCK 50-1984 26 17 0 139 CANADIAN CLUB (76) SNOWBOUND
BALDER 28-3778 26 22 3 138 VALHALLA (1102) MORYA
ABHORRENCE 4-5568 18 7 2 138 GLOOM AND DOOM (1151) JHELUM
QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796 46 69 1 132 DARKMOON (1169) RIZTAB
TAOS 26-4042 19 12 1 132 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
SNOWFALL 45-3473 44 33 0 130 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE
LIONESS 33-7222 20 3 0 125 CAT IN A HAT (1159) NIATOLI ISLAND
GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 19 17 1 117 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786 18 8 0 116 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (704) NORTH FORK
SCORPIUS 45-3752 31 16 0 112 KNIGHT BREED (1070) STORMCROWE
URG GUTSPILLER 59-2561 24 11 1 111 VILE REAVERS (1134) ILLIS
DEMONICHELLION 33-7038 28 28 2 106 CHAOTICDISORDER (1170) NIATOLI ISLAND
SHARD 45-3507 27 40 1 105 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CANADIAN MIST 50-1136 36 23 2 100 CANADIAN CLUB (76) SNOWBOUND
HOLLAN INNIS 50-3388 30 31 0 100 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND
LEVIATHAN OF LARD 47-5113 19 5 2 99 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (704) NORTH FORK
TOM SAWYER 8-4281 20 9 0 94 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TINY TIM 60-6042 21 6 1 93 CRAZY CREEPS (363) ARADI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOSGIEL 14-3836 24 11 1 84 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 24 19 0 82 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
HARI-KARI 73-3049 12 4 0 82 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
ELLITA FESS 50-3392 33 34 1 80 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND
-BULL HORN 11-6593 22 12 1 79 BULLDOGS (174) ARUAK CITY
WHITE SETTLER 47-5322 23 13 1 78 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (1148 NORTH FORK
-RETAEH T. MAERD 31-4105 23 8 1 78 CISUM S. EKARD (967) CHIMLEVTAL
LOSING IS FUN 12-6330 20 12 0 75 WHO DA MAN? (1200) RIZTAB
SIPPYCUP SAM 14-4280 17 14 3 75 PLAYPEN (1146) TOBIR
CUBA 26-3917 21 9 0 74 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
FENDER GRALE 50-3389 22 40 2 72 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND
-SWAMP LILY HAMMER 47-5441 19 10 1 70 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (1187) NORTH FORK
-MALICE 52-3343 19 12 1 70 DARK RAIDERS (417) FRATSFA
-VIRET 54-2727 20 8 0 68 TRADERS OF TROCAR (1027) TROCAR
BLUE BLOOD 73-3657 14 9 1 68 BLACK & BLUE (1090) ERINIKA
-MANI 31-5102 22 25 4 66 SOL INVICTUS (993) CHIMLEVTAL
-LULU 45-4135 18 10 1 65 DARQUE FORCES (941) STORMCROWE
FROSTFLARE 45-4112 19 16 1 64 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE
-ARIES 11-6695 17 8 0 59 BULLDOGS (174) ARUAK CITY
LITTLE DEVIL 14-4359 17 14 0 59 PLAYPEN (1146) TOBIR
-MARY CATHERINE 46-3459 16 6 3 57 FANDILS (220) ARDIVENT
OOKAZI 59-2401 19 8 1 56 IMPROVED ILLUSION (1078) ILLIS
SUNFLASH 45-3474 31 46 1 54 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE
LADY DOMINGA 28-3702 17 35 0 46 FILIPINA LADYZ (1147) MORYA
LADY CONSOLACION 28-3703 22 30 2 36 FILIPINA LADYZ (1147) MORYA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Crysalis -- Seems we missed last turn because it took 8 days for the mail to get to
RSI. Had it taken 7, everything would have been alright. No new strategy sheets are
being sent in, so apologies in advance for any downchallenges that should happen to
occur because of our missing last turn -- Crip's Crap
Sin-Eater -- What? Are we talking bulimia here? Or what--regardless, I don't like
the idea at all. -- Shard, Pleasure-Eater
Baby Duck -- You'd be cute, if you weren't such a fine prospect for dinner. Orange
sauce... maybe, or lemon. I wonder about lemon, you know? -- Gilia Harn
Davey Boy Smith -- I don't know about "legends," but you're certainly fearsome
enough. You just melt me. -- Snowfall
Sippycup Sam -- Oh, dear. You really shouldn't put rum in that cup. -- Hollan Innis
Roxanne de'Morre -- May the snow-trolls eat you. -- Fender Grale
P.S. They don't derive nourishment from eating people, as far as I can tell, but
they sure do enjoy it.
Abhorrence -- Somebody did a dirty trick on you. How are you going to get a date,
eh? -- Ellita Fess
White Settler -- You again. -- Sunflash
And the Alastarian Deserter. I hear he was trying to escape to Serevada, but
somebody caught him at the port. -- Frostflare
The Consortium Scribe -- As if! That would mean a change. -- Shard, Jorja, and the
Middle Way
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ABHORRENCE devastated SCORPIUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DUTCH TREAT won victory over GRINNON BEARIT in a 4 minute Challenge battle.
BRAND savagely defeated MATADOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
STIGMA OF STUPID was overpowered by SIDON in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
RANDOM MATCHUP was viciously subdued by JULIA in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
TOADKILLER DOG was savagely defeated by MORTICIAN in a 21 minute Challenge brawl.
EVE overpowered BRIARTHORN in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS unbelievably bested CANNONBALL in a 11 minute Challenge duel.
LIONESS vanquished DEMONICHELLION in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HOFFA WITH HAIR handily defeated QUEEN AMAZONIA in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
BLUE VELVET subdued BALDER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody Challenge match.
TOM SAWYER was viciously subdued by URG GUTSPILLER in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
OOKAZI was overpowered by HOLLAN INNIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
FOUNTAIN TROLL vanquished ARTEMISIA in a action packed 4 minute mismatched bout.
CRUMBSNATCHER narrowly defeated *WINTER* in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody brawl.
RAVISHING REDBUD was savagely defeated by NEWT GINGRICH in a exciting 2 minute bout.
WHACKING WILLOW overpowered SPATHA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute one-sided match.
MAD CAT devastated AGLIBOL in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
JACK VALTRAEDS was overpowered by AMPLITUR in a action packed 2 minute uneven fray.
PRINCE APPLE overpowered SAMPSA in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
PAT vanquished KING FORADAY in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided match.
BOARISH YELTSIN overpowered SODOM in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
LITTLE SIR GRUNGE won victory over BEAR ACUDA in a popular 2 minute fray.
THE WHEAT KING overcame PHILLIP THE BIRD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome bout.
WEINERMUN was beaten by KING UVDAHELL in a popular 1 minute fight.
DUNEDIN was outwaited by SOUL SCOURGE in a popular 7 minute brutal fray.
CANADA COOLER was demolished by WHEEL OF FORTUNE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BALCLUTHA savagely defeated RAUNI in a action packed 2 minute brutal bout.
GILIA HARN devastated BEARNICE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
TEMUJIN savagely defeated TAOS in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal match.
WRETCHEDMISERY handily defeated BABY DUCK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HUNGRY BONES demolished SNOWFALL in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SHARD was viciously subdued by GENERAL PUBLIC in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
CUBA was overpowered by LEVIATHAN OF LARD in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
UNCERTAIN OMELET vanquished MOSGIEL in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
FENDER GRALE lost to ROXANNE DE'MORRE in a 2 minute struggle.
BLUE BLOOD savagely defeated SUNFLASH in a action packed 1 minute bloody conflict.
HARI-KARI overpowered LITTLE DEVIL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ELLITA FESS handily defeated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LOSING IS FUN demolished LADY DOMINGA in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
CANADIAN MIST handily defeated WHITE SETTLER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LADY CONSOLACION was vanquished by FROSTFLARE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SIPPYCUP SAM was overcome by TINY TIM in a exciting 6 minute brutal bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 19 TOTAL PARRY 59 - 31 - 0 66 |
|TOTAL PARRY 14 WALL OF STEEL 27 - 19 - 1 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 11 STRIKING ATTACK 27 - 19 - 0 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 SLASHING ATTACK 34 - 26 - 0 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 LUNGING ATTACK 62 - 54 - 0 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 AIMED BLOW 27 - 29 - 0 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 20 - 27 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 31 - 1 26 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 33 - 0 23 |
Turn 181 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 10 4 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 9 - 5 AIMED BLOW 3 - 4 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 5 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 4 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK SIDON 31-3712 44 27 2 270 DARQUE FORCES (908)
BASHING ATTACK MAD CAT 7-2965 53 35 6 500 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
TOTAL PARRY DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 99 35 2 409 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
STRIKING ATTACK PRINCE APPLE 47-325 102 69 2 398 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
WALL OF STEEL CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842 48 29 1 305 ONE GOOD DUDE (396)
LUNGING ATTACK BRAND 82-13289 41 30 1 250 TOADS OF AMBER III (1180)
PARRY-LUNGE JULIA 60-4651 39 44 0 237 ROMPER ROOM (1173)
AIMED BLOW MATADOR 11-4139 60 53 3 199 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 105 67 2 196 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
The overall popularity leader is JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407. The most popular warrior
this turn was TAOS 26-4042. The ten other most popular fighters were DUNEDIN
14-3703, SIPPYCUP SAM 14-4280, GRINNON BEARIT 47-2955, PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708,
CANNONBALL 72-5313, BRAND 82-13289, URG GUTSPILLER 59-2561, SPATHA 31-4996, BALDER
28-3778, and BALCLUTHA 14-3169.
The least popular fighter this week was FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331. The other ten
least popular fighters were CUBA 26-3917, SNOWFALL 45-3473, BABY DUCK 50-1984,
BRIARTHORN 12-5671, SCORPIUS 45-3752, LADY CONSOLACION 28-3703, WHITE SETTLER
47-5322, LADY DOMINGA 28-3702, LITTLE DEVIL 14-4359, and SUNFLASH 45-3474.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 CALEAM(26) 1 2 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 1 0
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 MORYA(28) 0 3 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 2 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 3 5 0 ILLIS(59) 3 1 0
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 2 1 0 ARADI(60) 2 0 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 2 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 4 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 3 0 0
TOBIR(14) 1 4 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 4 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 4 7 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
LYRATILAN(25) 2 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 5 3 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MORTICIAN 2-3890 75 19 1 237 DARK TOADS (1185) NIANIA
ABHORRENCE 4-5568 18 7 2 138 GLOOM AND DOOM (1151) JHELUM
BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 63 43 2 287 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
MAD CAT 7-2965 53 35 6 500 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
TOM SAWYER 8-4281 20 9 0 94 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS
MATADOR 11-4139 60 53 3 199 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY
ARTEMISIA 12-5096 45 46 0 204 DARKMOON (1169) RIZTAB
BALCLUTHA 14-3169 31 39 1 212 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 36 7 0 175 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
LITTLE SIR GRUNGE 25-948 77 62 4 202 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 99 35 2 409 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
BALDER 28-3778 26 22 3 138 VALHALLA (1102) MORYA
SIDON 31-3712 44 27 2 270 DARQUE FORCES (908) CHIMLEVTAL
WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 33 21 0 180 CHAOTICDISORDER (1170) NIATOLI ISLAND
PAT 35-2292 41 43 2 232 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
WEINERMUN 37-2635 56 49 3 198 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) SIBIKHAS
PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 16 9 1 175 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
SNOWFALL 45-3473 44 33 0 130 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE
PRINCE APPLE 47-325 102 69 2 398 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GILIA HARN 50-3391 34 34 0 183 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 40 10 1 234 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
THE WHEAT KING 58-5407 72 57 2 200 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (1172) DELARQ TOR
SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589 30 11 0 187 VILE REAVERS (1134) ILLIS
JULIA 60-4651 39 44 0 237 ROMPER ROOM (1173) ARADI
AMPLITUR 65-6440 23 5 1 234 DARK TOADS (1175) DAL SHANG
CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842 48 29 1 305 ONE GOOD DUDE (396) DRAGONHEAD
FOUNTAIN TROLL 73-643 81 26 2 325 D.A. REJECTS (352) ERINIKA
BRAND 82-13289 41 30 1 250 TOADS OF AMBER III (1180) DWES EG
RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048 29 14 4 195 OVERRATED (1044) OLD VALAMANTIS