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Date   : 04/24/2007    Duedate: 05/21/2007

CRYSALIS

DM-106    TURN-182

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 CRYPTICS 25/150      1841  921 25 66.7      IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/1078             
    REAL BEER 21/859                            DARQUE FORCES 31/908                  
    D.A. REJECTS 73/352                         DARQUE FORCES 72/1009                 
    PRIMATES-R-US 25/963                      8-CANADIAN CLUB 50/76    47   46  0 50.5
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117                     FEARSOME LEGENDS 21/878               
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         ANCIENT KNIGHTS 65/817                
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                      FEARSOME LEGENDS 10/1060              
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                      9 COMMON JOE'S 35/509   464  478  4 49.3
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       BLACK & BLUE 73/1090                  
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                        INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214            
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/219              
    THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812                   ONE GOOD DUDE 72/396                  
    THE BULLS 73/255                            DUELING FOR DOLLARS 25/558            
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808              
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745               10-ALL SWAMP HA 47/1187   20   25  0 44.4
    KING'S COURT 11/34                       11 PARANOIA 65/1194        8   10  0 44.4
    CHAPEL ROCK 79/615                          IMMORTAL ASYLUM 17/1192               
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                        THE WRETCHED 82/1196                  
  2 NATURAL B. K 47/1148   12    7  0 63.2      ACT OF MALICE 56/1193                 
  3-CHAMPIONS OF  8/1106   10    6  0 62.5      RUN AND HYDE 18/1198                  
  4 OVERRATED 96/1044      71   43  1 62.3      PARANOID ASYLUM 75/1195               
    MYSTIC ORC FEAST 47/704                  12 PLAYPEN 14/1146        75   99  2 43.1
    UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881                     VALHALLA 28/1102                      
    WASTED SCUM 47/1112                         THE BEAR'S PAW 47/196                 
  5 SMITHSONIAN 8/250     194  118  0 62.2   13-DARKMOON 12/1169       24   35  1 40.7
    SPLIT INFINITY 2 65/1174                    ROMPER ROOM 60/1173                   
    DARK TOADS 65/1175                          AUTUMN LIGHTNING 58/1172              
    DARK TOADS 05D 82/1184                      CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1170               
    CAT IN A HAT 33/1159                        VILE REAVERS 59/1134                  
    GLOOM AND DOOM 4/1151                       SOL INVICTUS 31/993                   
    CRAZY CREEPS 60/363                      14 MIDDLE WAY 6 50/1114  363  624  2 36.8
    TOADS OF AMBER III 82/1180                  NORTHERN LIGHTS 45/1042               
    DARK TOADS 2/1185                        15 X-POSSE 72/1093        24   45  2 34.8
    GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577                    TWISTED SISTERS 72/1201               
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                      16 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041    6   12  1 33.3
    COLORIFIC 11/1050                        17 FILIPINA LAD 28/1147    2   13  0 13.3
  6 ANDORIAN KNIG 11/962  114  100  2 53.3   18 WHO DA MAN? 12/1200     2    0  1  100
  7 KNIGHT BREED 45/1070  101   93  1 52.1   19 TONGUE N CHE 82/1203    1    0  0  100

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

     "It's infamous!"  Ardane, spy reporter for Andorak, scowled and drew back his
arm to throw his goblet through the window at the crowd outside.  Then paused to
drain the contents before resuming the about-to-throw-it position.
     "Now, now, it isn't THAT bad."  Desiree of Darkholm, always the voice of sweet
reason at these meetings, laid a hand on his, smiled, and guided the goblet back to
the table.  "It's just a little mistake, you know."
     "Ha!"  Debby Tonte of Free Blades stabbed viciously into her drink with an
umbrella.  "That's easy for YOU to say.  The Delarquans aren't complaining."
     "Of course not."  Galen of Talahya looked faintly envious as she pulled a chunk
of pineapple out of her glass and began to nibble it.  "That's because the Delarquans
are THE Masters of Kung-Fu."
     "You think some managers are complaining," Olaf Modeen said, "you should hear
what the GLADIATORS are saying.  All these rumors about the Aimed Blows having
'special enhancements'..." he shook his head.  "I know it isn't true, you know it
isn't true, the top managers know it isn't true--"
     "Of course it isn't true!"  Ketchum, spy reporter for Crysalis, matched scowls
with Ardane and said, "If ANY one style was going to get a special enhancement, it
should be--"
     "Not now, Ketch," Olaf said.  "Nobody gets, nobody has gotten, nobody WILL get,
special enhancements.  That's always been the rule, and we all know how the Greywand
hates changes.  The real problem--"
     "Try telling that to some of the managers," Debby muttered, peering into her
glass for more fruit.  "They don't want to hear it.  Every time I turn around, some
manager is claiming that someone got a special change and, you know, HE didn't and
it's all unfair."
     "The REAL problem," Olaf said firmly, over-riding her voice, "is explaining to
all the second-rate Aimed Blows why they haven't received any of these 'special
enhancements' they keep hearing about."
     "There aren't any special enhancements," Ardane growled.  "None.  Just managers
who noticed that the Kung-Fu Master is a lot more dangerous than anyone expected, and
have put YEARS into the study of Kung-Fu and learned how to really USE it for their
own gladiators."
     "Saved a lot on weapons, too," Ketchum murmured.
     "But people keep complaining," Debby Tonte said.  She fished one last piece of
fruit out of her glass and stared at it dubiously.
     "There WERE no special enhancements," Olaf said.  "There ARE no special
enhancements.  There WILL BE no special enhancements.  It's all a matter of deep
study and skilled management."
     "Like anyone's going to believe that!"
     "They have no choice," Ketchum said.  "If no 'special enhancements' were given
out, then none can be taken back.  It is the way it is.  What's the point in
complaining because the sun rises in the east?"

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Twelve standbys?  TWELVE?  I was noting with pleasure the large number of fights
here (much better than, for example, Andorak:  forty-nine fights here compared to a
mere twenty-one in Andorak, just as an example), when I realized with shock and
annoyance that TWELVE of our fights involved standbys!  Of course, Andorak had eight,
but still, in EITHER case this is ridiculous.  I look for better from the managers of
Crysalis, who are fortunate in having a little TIME to think over their strategic
plans for each cycle.  So, let us see no standbys on the sands NEXT time.
     As to what we see this time:  One Good Dude was Most Avoided by Royal Flush.
     Mad Cat received the most challenges (oddly enough, more challenges than our
unchallenged "duelmaster").  Madness, I have no doubt.

     So, the fights.
     LOSING IS FUN (12-6330) (20-12-0,75) of WHO DA MAN? fought FROSTFLARE (45-4112)
(19-16-1,64) of NORTHERN LIGHTS.  LOSING IS FUN murdered FROSTFLARE in a 1 minute
gory mismatched contest.  I have a feeling that Losing will not have made his/her/its
point with Frostflare.  Say what you will about guaranteed resurrection (and if you
think it IS guaranteed, I advise you to check your contracts for small print), dying
is not fun.
     WHITE SETTLER (47-5322) (23-13-1,78) of NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 fought SUNFLASH
(45-3474) (31-46-1,54) of NORTHERN LIGHTS.  WHITE SETTLER defeated SUNFLASH in an
exciting 1 minute brawl.  I didn't find it terribly exciting, myself, but then, I
wasn't down there.  White and Sunflash may have been as excited as anyone could have
wished for.
     FRED BEAR (47-5348) (18-11-0,65) of THE BEAR'S PAW fought LADY CONSOLACION (28-
3703) (22-30-2,36) of FILIPINA LADYZ.  FRED BEAR devastated LADY CONSOLACION in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.  By all the gods, this appears to be a
CLASSIC case of "mis-matched" and "one-sided"!  What is our handicapper THINKING?
     FENDER GRALE (50-3389) (22-40-2,72) of MIDDLE WAY 6 fought BLACK FLAG (82-46046)
(19-11-3,83) of TONGUE N CHEEK.  FENDER GRALE was devastated by BLACK FLAG in a 2
minute one-sided conflict.  Nothing like a little anti-golem spray.

     LITTLE DEVIL (14-4359) (17-14-0,59) of PLAYPEN fought LADY DOMINGA (28-3702)
(17-35-0,46) of FILIPINA LADYZ.  LITTLE DEVIL was defeated by LADY DOMINGA in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute bout.  Does this mean that Little has a weakness for the
admonishment of ladyz?
     HOLLAN INNIS (50-3388) (30-31-0,100) of MIDDLE WAY 6 fought SIPPYCUP SAM (14-
4280) (17-14-3,75) of PLAYPEN.  HOLLAN INNIS handily defeated SIPPYCUP SAM in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.  More mis-matching.  In fact, there's a lot of this
going around.  You may have noticed.
     ABHORRENCE (4-5568) (18-7-2,138) of GLOOM AND DOOM fought UNCERTAIN OMELET (47-
3786) (18-8-0,116) of MYSTIC ORC FEAST.  ABHORRENCE slimly lost to UNCERTAIN OMELET
in an exciting 5 minute brutal duel.  What you need to ask yourself here is, "Why was
this omelet uncertain?"  Has it been sitting around on the back of the stove for so
long that it's turned to leather?  Or are the eggs of dubious age?  It could make a
difference.  In one case, you have shoe soles, and in the other case, a real mess to
clean up.
     DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (73-42-3,180) of ROYAL FLUSH fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER
(106-23) (0-0-0,181) of Monsters from Behind.  DAIRY QUEEN beat VILLAINOUS INFORMER
in a popular 2 minute fray.  I don't know what the deal is with these "Monsters," but
obviously Dairy is queen for a reason, and more power to her!
     OUR LADY PEACE (79-1191) (25-10-2,180) of CHAPEL ROCK fought RIRORNI COOK (106-
24) (0-0-0,181) of Monsters from Behind.  OUR LADY PEACE overpowered RIRORNI COOK in
an action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.  Ah, perhaps it was the Rirorni Cook who
served the uncertain omelet.  That could explain much.  They've never forgiven us for
winning that war, you know.

     BASE ON BULLS (73-3101) (25-7-4,164) of THE BULLS fought BALDER (28-3778) (26-
22-3,138) of VALHALLA.  BASE ON BULLS was viciously subdued by BALDER in an exciting
2 minute brutal conflict.  The crowds (at least, those members who aren't sure-thing
bettors) are always thrilled by what they see as an "underdog victory."  Not that I
want you to think of Balder as a dog!  Far from it.
     KING FORADAY (47-3762) (54-48-4,177) of ROYAL FLUSH fought FLOYD (106-10) (0-0-
0,150) of Monsters from Behind.  KING FORADAY handily defeated FLOYD in an exciting 1
minute bloody mismatched fight.  It would appear that Floyd, or possibly a Monster
masquerading as Floyd, will NOT be king for this day.  Good to know.
     MATADOR (11-4139) (60-53-3,199) of ANDORIAN KNIGHTS fought PERFECT TEN (47-4218)
(33-27-1,179) of ROYAL FLUSH.  MATADOR viciously subdued PERFECT TEN in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute gruesome match.  Why is this not a surprise?
     F.O.A.D. (73-442) (31-13-2,203) of ALPHABET SOUP fought FREAK (18-7300) (28-15-
4,169) of RUN AND HYDE.  F.O.A.D. overpowered FREAK in an action packed 1 minute
gruesome one-sided fight.  People have told Freak more than once that there IS value
in learning to read, or at least to recognize the letters of the alphabet, but will
he listen?  In the immortal words of Debby Tonte, As if!
     BURGER KING (47-4152) (40-34-3,190) of ROYAL FLUSH fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-
22) (0-0-0,181) of Monsters from Behind.  BURGER KING viciously subdued THE
BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.  I think it was probably the onions.
Unless there was a Special Sauce.  Always tricky, those Special Sauces, but onions, I
assure you, are Worse.

     TEN COMMANDMENTS (47-3843) (48-42-1,194) of ROYAL FLUSH fought AKELDAMA (56-
2417) (22-8-0,189) of ACT OF MALICE.  TEN COMMANDMENTS was overpowered by AKELDAMA in
a popular 1 minute uneven bout.  Some people just don't take commandments well, and
clearly Akeldama is one of them.
     JACK SPRAT (47-2954) (58-64-4,206) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-29)
(0-0-0,200) of Monsters from Behind.  JACK SPRAT savagely defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in
an exciting 5 minute gruesome conflict.  Well... it SAYS "exciting," but I didn't
feel the thrill, myself.  Not after the second minute, anyway.
     GROLSCH (21-5029) (46-10-4,185) of REAL BEER fought WEINERMUN (37-2635) (56-49-
3,198) of ALL THE MUN'S MEN.  GROLSCH beat WEINERMUN in a popular 3 minute brutal
fray.  It was probably the bun.
     DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (43-23-1,192) of ROYAL FLUSH fought BEARNICE (47-2847)
(27-35-7,161) of THE BEAR'S PAW.  DISCO QUEEN subdued BEARNICE in a crowd pleasing 3
minute match.  All those flashing mirrors, very distracting.
     KING UVDAHELL (47-1643) (48-25-1,207) of ROYAL FLUSH fought AMBER WOLFWALKER
(106-11) (0-0-0,220) of Monsters from Behind.  KING UVDAHELL demolished AMBER
WOLFWALKER in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven contest.  I still don't understand
where these Monsters came from (behind WHAT?), but we're doing better against them
than the Andorians, so I guess it's okay.

     FIGHTER ACE (47-1189) (67-46-6,199) of ROYAL FLUSH fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24)
(0-0-0,181) of Monsters from Behind.  FIGHTER ACE overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a 1
minute uneven bout.  Wait a minute, haven't we had the Rirorni Cook already?  Are you
telling me there are TWO cooks?
     TOADKILLER DOG (47-1103) (32-13-1,210) of WASTED SCUM fought BEERVAHNA (60-4292)
(33-31-3,194) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH.  TOADKILLER DOG defeated BEERVAHNA in a 2
minute bout.  But since Beervahna lives, we must assume that Beervhana is not, in
fact, a toad.
     JACK VALTRAEDS (47-407) (105-67-2,196) of ROYAL FLUSH fought THE BLACKSMITH
(106-22) (0-0-0,181) of Monsters from Behind.  JACK VALTRAEDS savagely defeated THE
BLACKSMITH in an exciting 4 minute gory match.  And the Blacksmith has been out
before, too!  This is indeed Monstrous!
     LITTLE SIR GRUNGE (25-948) (77-62-4,202) of CRYPTICS fought AMBER WOLFWALKER
(106-11) (0-0-0,220) of Monsters from Behind.  LITTLE SIR GRUNGE savagely defeated
AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 3 minute fight.  Another repeat.  Very odd.  It isn't like we
don't HAVE twelve different standbys to be called out.
     BALCLUTHA (14-3169) (31-39-1,212) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS fought STEVE MCQUEEN (47-
3908) (45-41-1,198) of ROYAL FLUSH.  BALCLUTHA was beaten by STEVE MCQUEEN in an
action packed 4 minute brutal competition.  Ah... do you know, I can't think of
anything to say about this?  Disconcerting.

     PRINCE APPLE (47-325) (102-69-2,398) of ROYAL FLUSH fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-
22) (0-0-0,181) of Monsters from Behind.  PRINCE APPLE overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in
a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.  And a THIRD showing for the Blacksmith.
So, are we to understand that these standbys are POSSESSED by monsters, or that they
are monstrous, or is it that these are the only standbys NOT possessed by Monsters?
Inquiring minds are very confused here.
     BEAUTY QUEEN (47-3352) (46-47-3,219) of ROYAL FLUSH fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-0-
0,220) of Monsters from Behind.  BEAUTY QUEEN vanquished GOJIRO in an exciting 2
minute gruesome one-sided fight.  Good.  Ah... what color was Gojiro's grue?  This
might help us determine whether we're looking at some kind of monster or not, eh?
     PAT (35-2292) (41-43-2,232) of COMMON JOE'S fought DARK TOWER (11-1702) (88-54-
0,190) of KING'S COURT.  PAT savagely defeated DARK TOWER in an exciting 2 minute
gory duel.  Sounds like the act of a Tarot Mime, smiting the Tower.
     NEWT GINGRICH (5-3399) (82-27-0,216) of PARTY ANIMALS fought MIDNIGHT FAITH (75-
2651) (32-24-1,190) of PARANOID ASYLUM.  NEWT GINGRICH handily defeated MIDNIGHT
FAITH in a 2 minute one-sided contest.  So, if you wake up in the middle of the night
with doubts, you know who to blame.
     SITS ON HIS DUFF (73-1810) (38-18-3,221) of THINGS GEORGE DOES fought GRINNON
BEARIT (47-2955) (41-29-3,210) of THE BEAR'S PAW.  SITS ON HIS DUFF was demolished by
GRINNON BEARIT in a 1 minute uneven bout.  Maybe next time, Sits will get up.

     TREMOR CHRIST (17-4047) (48-38-2,225) of IMMORTAL ASYLUM fought FOUNTAIN TROLL
(73-643) (81-26-2,325) of D.A. REJECTS.  TREMOR CHRIST was beaten by FOUNTAIN TROLL
in an action packed 5 minute fight.  Tricksy critters, trolls, wherever they live.
Very dangerous.  Remember this.
     BOARISH YELTSIN (5-3109) (63-43-2,287) of PARTY ANIMALS fought DUNEDIN (14-3703)
(31-44-0,183) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS.  BOARISH YELTSIN overpowered DUNEDIN in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.  Can anyone guess why?
     BRAND (82-13289) (41-30-1,250) of TOADS OF AMBER III fought RUBBER KNIFE (54-
2038) (51-36-1,194) of USELESS TOOLS.  BRAND savagely defeated RUBBER KNIFE in an
exciting 3 minute brutal bout.  And now, those of us who would spread mayo on a
sandwich are without our trusty and well-serving rubber knife for the duration of
his/her/its healing period.  Life is hard in a kitchen.
     MONKEY BUSINESS (25-4040) (31-17-1,222) of PRIMATES-R-US fought THE BLACKSMITH
(106-22) (0-0-0,181) of Monsters from Behind.  MONKEY BUSINESS viciously subdued THE
BLACKSMITH in a popular 3 minute brutal brawl.  What, a FOURTH Blacksmith?  They're
multiplying like bills!
     PRIMUS (21-4975) (52-15-0,215) of REAL BEER fought DISORDER (65-6419) (36-18-
3,209) of PARANOIA.  PRIMUS vanquished DISORDER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-
sided fray.  Does this mean, then, that there is no disorder in Primus?  How many of
you will be headed there at the impending Split?

     Ah, the challenge matches, finally!  Did I say there were fourteen of them?
True.  Fourteen.
     HARI-KARI (73-3049) (12-4-0,82) of WAY TO GO! II challenged ROXANNE DE'MORRE
(50-3449) (24-19-0,82) of DRUID'S GROVE.  Straight across.  HARI-KARI demolished
ROXANNE DE'MORRE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.  And I know some
Snowbounders who will great this defeat with loud raspberries and squishy cheers.
People who live on the edges of glaciers are often quite strange.
     OOKAZI (59-2401) (19-8-1,56) of IMPROVED ILLUSION challenged BLUE BLOOD (73-
3657) (14-9-1,68) of BLACK & BLUE.  Up 12.  OOKAZI unbelievably bested BLUE BLOOD in
a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge conflict.  What is not to believe?  It happened.
We all saw... oh, you think it might have been an illusion?  Hmm.  No, I'm sure it
couldn't have been.  There are spells on the arena, after all.
     CUBA (26-3917) (21-9-0,74) of HERE TO PHOENIX challenged ELLITA FESS (50-3392)
(33-34-1,80) of MIDDLE WAY 6.  Up 6.  CUBA overpowered ELLITA FESS in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge match.  No surprise here!
     TINY TIM (60-6042) (21-6-1,93) of CRAZY CREEPS challenged MOSGIEL (14-3836) (24-
11-1,84) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS.  Down 9.  TINY TIM beat MOSGIEL in a popular 3 minute
Challenge melee.  What a Creep this Tim is, judged as an Andorian.  Of course, we're
looking at Aradi here, and that can be... different.

     HOFFA WITH HAIR (59-2297) (23-2-0,148) of IMPROVED ILLUSION challenged HUNGRY
BONES (31-4720) (20-11-1,154) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS.  Up 6.  HOFFA WITH HAIR vanquished
HUNGRY BONES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  I think it's the shock.
     SCORPIUS (45-3752) (31-16-0,112) of KNIGHT BREED challenged TAOS (26-4042) (19-
12-1,132) of HERE TO PHOENIX.  Up 20.  SCORPIUS was vanquished by TAOS in a 1 minute
uneven Challenge fight.  And, after all, an up-challenger is almost ASKING to lose.
     GENERAL PUBLIC (31-3112) (19-17-1,117) of MILITARY MAYHEM challenged SNOWFALL
(45-3473) (44-33-0,130) of NORTHERN LIGHTS.  Up 13.  GENERAL PUBLIC unbelievably
bested SNOWFALL in a 2 minute Challenge duel.  And also does not always get the
sought-for loss, but hey, there are very few gladiators who won't take a win that
comes their way.
     BEAR ACUDA (47-4995) (27-21-1,180) of THE BEAR'S PAW challenged GILIA HARN (50-
3391) (34-34-0,183) of MIDDLE WAY 6.  Up 3.  BEAR ACUDA devastated GILIA HARN in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge competition.  Perhaps (but probably not) this will teach
Gilia not to go swimming in dangerous waters.
     SIN-EATER (82-24827) (16-21-3,159) of THE WRETCHED challenged SHARD (45-3507)
(27-40-1,105) of NORTHERN LIGHTS.  Down 54.  SIN-EATER viciously subdued SHARD in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.  Not being Andorian, I will refrain
from booing and hissing.  Shatter that Shard, Sin-Eater!

     PHILLIP THE BIRD (40-3708) (16-9-1,175) of CRUEL PET NAMES challenged CANNONBALL
(72-5313) (24-26-1,176) of X-POSSE.  Up 1.  PHILLIP THE BIRD demolished CANNONBALL in
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.  Up one, and it was mismatched?  Makes
you wonder.
     SODOM (31-4368) (32-17-1,195) of DARQUE FORCES challenged RANDOM MATCHUP (96-
1048) (29-14-4,195) of OVERRATED.  Straight across.  SODOM was devastated by RANDOM
MATCHUP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Many gladiators have had this
experience.  The lucky ones survive.
     STIGMA OF STUPID (31-4948) (31-15-1,194) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS challenged WHEEL OF
FORTUNE (25-2529) (48-43-2,194) of DUELING FOR DOLLARS.  Straight across.  STIGMA OF
STUPID overpowered WHEEL OF FORTUNE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.  There
is an intriguing congruence of names here, but I am strictly charged not to pursue it
in public.  Oh, well.
     EVE (72-4596) (24-11-0,212) of DARQUE FORCES challenged CRUMBSNATCHER (72-1842)
(48-29-1,305) of ONE GOOD DUDE.  Up 93, I think.  EVE was subdued by CRUMBSNATCHER in
an exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.  This is the Most Avoided Crumbsnatcher, is it
not?  You can see why.
     MORTICIAN (2-3890) (75-19-1,237) of DARK TOADS challenged MAD CAT (7-2965) (53-
35-6,500) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS.  Up some incredibly insane number.  263, I
believe.  MORTICIAN was viciously subdued by MAD CAT in a 9 minute Challenge fight.
Who is the "mad" one here?

     And for the title:  SIDON (31-3712) (44-27-2,270) of DARQUE FORCES fought DUTCH
TREAT (26-1841) (99-35-2,409) of WORLDWIDE GORE.  SIDON savagely defeated DUTCH TREAT
in a popular 4 minute bloody Title duel.  Unfortunately (for Sidon), Dutch was well
up for this fight.  But I note that it is not regarded as having been a mis-match,
and so I say, congratulations to Sidon in his loss, even as I congratulate Dutch
Treat in victory.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIDON 31-3712               45  27  2  310  DARQUE FORCES (908)        CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAD CAT 7-2965              54  35  6  536  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 PRINCE APPLE 47-325        103  69  2  406  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 FOUNTAIN TROLL 73-643       82  26  2  338  D.A. REJECTS (352)         ERINIKA
 CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842       49  29  1  320  ONE GOOD DUDE (396)        DRAGONHEAD
 BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109      64  43  2  294  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 BRAND 82-13289              42  30  1  264  TOADS OF AMBER III (1180)  DWES EG
 PAT 35-2292                 42  43  2  254  COMMON JOE'S (509)         MURSKA
 PRIMUS 21-4975              53  15  0  237  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-JULIA 60-4651               39  44  0  237  ROMPER ROOM (1173)         ARADI
-WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     40  10  1  234  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
-AMPLITUR 65-6440            23   5  1  234  DARK TOADS (1175)          DAL SHANG
 BEAUTY QUEEN 47-3352        47  47  3  232  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 GRINNON BEARIT 47-2955      42  29  3  231  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK
 NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399        83  27  0  230  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040     32  17  1  225  PRIMATES-R-US (963)        LYRATILAN
 KING UVDAHELL 47-1643       49  25  1  220  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103      33  13  1  215  WASTED SCUM (1112)         NORTH FORK
 JACK SPRAT 47-2954          59  64  4  214  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 F.O.A.D. 73-442             32  13  2  213  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
 RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048      30  14  4  213  OVERRATED (1044)           OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LITTLE SIR GRUNGE 25-948    78  62  4  210  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 TREMOR CHRIST 17-4047       48  39  2  210  IMMORTAL ASYLUM (1192)     ALJAFIR
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       46  41  1  207  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948    32  15  1  207  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
-RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197    33  12  0  206  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 AKELDAMA 56-2417            23   8  0  206  ACT OF MALICE (1193)       ROCANIS
 FIGHTER ACE 47-1189         68  46  6  205  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 MATADOR 11-4139             61  53  3  205  ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962)     ARUAK CITY
 GROLSCH 21-5029             47  10  4  204  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-ARTEMISIA 12-5096           45  46  0  204  DARKMOON (1169)            RIZTAB
 MORTICIAN 2-3890            75  20  1  203  DARK TOADS (1185)          NIANIA
 DISORDER 65-6419            36  19  3  203  PARANOIA (1194)            DAL SHANG
 EVE 72-4596                 24  12  0  203  DARQUE FORCES (1009)       DRAGONHEAD
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         99  36  2  201  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407      106  67  2  200  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-THE WHEAT KING 58-5407      72  57  2  200  AUTUMN LIGHTNING (1172)    DELARQ TOR
 WEINERMUN 37-2635           56  50  3  198  ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219)    SIBIKHAS
-SAMPSA 31-4233              34  44  4  198  SOL INVICTUS (993)         CHIMLEVTAL
 BALCLUTHA 14-3169           31  40  1  198  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
-SPATHA 31-4996              38  32  2  197  SOL INVICTUS (993)         CHIMLEVTAL
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292           33  32  3  197  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 MIDNIGHT FAITH 75-2651      32  25  1  197  PARANOID ASYLUM (1195)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 BURGER KING 47-4152         41  34  3  196  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038        51  37  1  195  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         44  23  1  194  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810    38  19  3  193  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
 BEAR ACUDA 47-4995          28  21  1  193  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK
 OUR LADY PEACE 79-1191      26  10  2  192  CHAPEL ROCK (615)          MIROI CHANG
-BRIARTHORN 12-5671          41  35  2  189  DARKMOON (1169)            RIZTAB
 SODOM 31-4368               32  18  1  189  DARQUE FORCES (908)        CHIMLEVTAL
 DARK TOWER 11-1702          88  55  0  188  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529    48  44  2  188  DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558)  LYRATILAN
-AGLIBOL 12-5848             38  30  1  188  DARKMOON (1169)            RIZTAB
-*WINTER* 65-3644            30  30  1  188  ANCIENT KNIGHTS (817)      DAL SHANG
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         74  42  3  187  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589        30  11  0  187  VILE REAVERS (1134)        ILLIS
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    17   9  1  187  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 TEN COMMANDMENTS 47-3843    48  43  1  185  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-THE DYNAMITE KID 10-3004    31  28  1  185  FEARSOME LEGENDS (1060)    KOLACT
 DUNEDIN 14-3703             31  45  0  183  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 KING FORADAY 47-3762        55  48  4  181  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PERFECT TEN 47-4218         33  28  1  180  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255      33  21  0  180  CHAOTICDISORDER (1170)     NIATOLI ISLAND
-RAUNI 31-5035               35  25  0  179  SOL INVICTUS (993)         CHIMLEVTAL
-FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331   36   7  0  175  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
 GILIA HARN 50-3391          34  35  0  173  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
-CANADA COOLER 50-1904       26  25  0  173  CANADIAN CLUB (76)         SNOWBOUND
-DIAMOND 82--32277           11   2  0  171  DARK TOADS 05D (1184)      DWES EG
 BEARNICE 47-2847            27  36  7  170  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK
 BALDER 28-3778              27  22  3  168  VALHALLA (1102)            MORYA
-CHAOS WARRIOR 8-1779        33  23  0  167  CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (1106)  ARKERS
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          24  27  1  167  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 HOFFA WITH HAIR 59-2297     24   2  0  167  IMPROVED ILLUSION (1078)   ILLIS
-TEMUJIN 65-3796             32  11  0  165  SPLIT INFINITY 2 (1174)    DAL SHANG
 SIN-EATER 82-24827          17  21  3  161  THE WRETCHED (1196)        DWES EG
-DAVEY BOY SMITH 21-4463     26  13  1  156  FEARSOME LEGENDS (878)     SUNSET

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BASE ON BULLS 73-3101       25   8  4  147  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 HUNGRY BONES 31-4720        20  12  1  147  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
-BLUE VELVET 11-6248         27  10  0  146  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
 TAOS 26-4042                20  12  1  145  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786    19   8  0  141  MYSTIC ORC FEAST (704)     NORTH FORK
-BABY DUCK 50-1984           26  17  0  139  CANADIAN CLUB (76)         SNOWBOUND
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112      20  17  1  136  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
-QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796      46  69  1  132  DARKMOON (1169)            RIZTAB
 ABHORRENCE 4-5568           18   8  2  128  GLOOM AND DOOM (1151)      JHELUM
-LIONESS 33-7222             20   3  0  125  CAT IN A HAT (1159)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 SNOWFALL 45-3473            44  34  0  122  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
 SHARD 45-3507               27  41  1  114  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
-URG GUTSPILLER 59-2561      24  11  1  111  VILE REAVERS (1134)        ILLIS
 SCORPIUS 45-3752            31  17  0  109  KNIGHT BREED (1070)        STORMCROWE
 HOLLAN INNIS 50-3388        31  31  0  106  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
-DEMONICHELLION 33-7038      28  28  2  106  CHAOTICDISORDER (1170)     NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TINY TIM 60-6042            22   6  1  104  CRAZY CREEPS (363)         ARADI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CANADIAN MIST 50-1136       36  23  2  100  CANADIAN CLUB (76)         SNOWBOUND
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330       21  12  1  100  WHO DA MAN? (1200)         RIZTAB
-LEVIATHAN OF LARD 47-5113   19   5  2   99  MYSTIC ORC FEAST (704)     NORTH FORK
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           13   4  0   96  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
-TOM SAWYER 8-4281           20   9  0   94  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS
 BLACK FLAG 82--19490        20  11  3   91  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOSGIEL 14-3836             24  12  1   88  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 CUBA 26-3917                22   9  0   88  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
-TURQUOISE TIGER 11-6556     25  12  0   87  ANIMAL FARM (1095)         ARUAK CITY
 WHITE SETTLER 47-5322       24  13  1   80  NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (1148 NORTH FORK
-GOLDEN BEAR 16-5602         24   8  0   80  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
-RETAEH T. MAERD 31-4105     23   8  1   78  CISUM S. EKARD (967)       CHIMLEVTAL
 ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449    24  20  0   74  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
-SKULLCRUSHER 33-6155        20  12  2   74  RAVAGING LORDS (1204)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 OOKAZI 59-2401              20   8  1   71  IMPROVED ILLUSION (1078)   ILLIS
 SIPPYCUP SAM 14-4280        17  15  3   71  PLAYPEN (1146)             TOBIR
 ELLITA FESS 50-3392         33  35  1   70  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
-SWAMP LILY HAMMER 47-5441   19  10  1   70  ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (1187)   NORTH FORK
-MALICE 52-3343              19  12  1   70  DARK RAIDERS (417)         FRATSFA
 FRED BEAR 47-5348           19  11  0   69  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK
 FENDER GRALE 50-3389        22  41  2   68  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
-MINDQUAKE 72-5861           18  11  0   65  TWISTED SISTERS (1201)     DRAGONHEAD
 LADY DOMINGA 28-3702        18  35  0   63  FILIPINA LADYZ (1147)      MORYA
 BLUE BLOOD 73-3657          14  10  1   63  BLACK & BLUE (1090)        ERINIKA
 FROSTFLARE 45-4112          19  17  1   59  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
 SUNFLASH 45-3474            31  47  1   58  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
-MARY CATHERINE 46-3459      16   6  3   57  FANDILS (220)              ARDIVENT
-YANKEE ROSE 7-2057          14   9  2   53  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 LITTLE DEVIL 14-4359        17  15  0   48  PLAYPEN (1146)             TOBIR
 LADY CONSOLACION 28-3703    22  31  2   35  FILIPINA LADYZ (1147)      MORYA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
FROSTFLARE 45-4112         19  17  1 NORTHERN LIGHTS 1042   LOSING IS FUN 12-6330  182

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Crip -- Glad you were around, even if there were a lot of potential downchallenges.
We are sure you helped lead to the Consortium 10-2.  We know for sure the 2 were
yours, Meanie. -- The Consortium Scribe

Crip -- Again, so how was the ice cream? -- Consortiumites

Sidon, Darque -- Nice DM Column.  Very nice. -- The Consortium Scribe

Toadkiller Dog -- Why, thank you.  You are lucky I didn't wrap you up in swaddling
clothes and feed you to the maggots.  Tell The Doc "hi" for me. -- Mortician

Balder and Cannonball -- You both made our days. -- Blue Velvet & Five Golden Rings

Grinnon Bearit -- My apologies, I was supposed to be challenging you to a title
fight. -- Dutch Treat

Artemisia -- I think I like your type -- Fountain Troll

Ravishing Redbud -- Only 2 minutes?  I thought you would last longer than that. --
Newt Gingrich

Amplitur -- Talk about your young upstart knaves. -- Jack Valtraeds

Sampsa -- Again?  So soon? Well not much longer as I'm off to Primus. -- Prince Apple

Pat -- Welcome back... or not... if you keep doing that, anyway. -- King Foraday

Sodom -- I'm almost wanting a shot at your teammate. -- Boarish Yeltsin

Bear Acuda -- Thanks for correcting my 5 fight losing streak. -- Little Sir Grunge

The Wheat King -- Baah, a plague of grasshoppers on you. -- Phillip The Bird

Weinermun -- Now that's the welcome back we like to see. -- King Uvdahell

Temujin -- Begone you beast. -- Taos

Shard -- Back to back, yet so different.   I guess a very high offense effort isn't
the most offensive strategy out there. -- General Public

Leviathan of Lard -- I've been baited and slugged. -- Cuba

Little Devil -- Mmmmmm, nice little skills you have there. -- Hari-Kari

All -- Greetings all.  Boy is it good to be back.  It doesn't seem like it but the
last 2 years have gone by quick.  Looks like there are still some of the good old
guys here and some new managers.  Fresh meat.  I see that the personal ads are doing
quite good as well.  That is one of the things that I loved about Crysalis.  Well
good luck to you all on the sands. -- The Mun

*Winter* -- Man are you cold.  I parry just one of your attacks and your weapon just
shattered. -- Crumbsnatcher

Aglibol -- I thought that your strategy was that no one should be able to hit you.
That didn't work out to well for you did it? -- Mad Cat

King Foraday -- Since I beat you, does that mean that I can be King Foraday?  You
know what they say it's good to be the King. -- Pat

Uncertain Omelet -- You know I really don't like being slapped around like that.  I
feel like an Omelet all scrambled. -- Mosgiel

Sunflash -- You are so bright I almost wasn't able to see you.  So I had to use my LO
to find you.  To bad you keep on moving.  I had to keep on using my LO to find you
over and over again until your light was no more. -- Blue Blood

All -- So how many of Crysalis' fine warriors got sucked of to Primus?  Good for me
but maybe not good for you all none of my guys are going any were. -- the Mun

Ookazi -- Illusion, eh?  Hmm.  Once you've got it perfected, you might be able to do
some remarkable things with that, but in the meantime... take that! -- Hollan Innis
P.S.  And stop ducking into my blows.

Bearnice -- Well... certainly NICER, anyway, although I wouldn't have MINDED some
skills. -- Gillia Harn
P.S.  I'm a little surprised I won.

Hungry Bones -- Gods, I HATE you skinny women!  You just ENJOY making things hard for
those of us who are normal and healthy! -- Snowfall

General Public -- Five skills, eh?  That's amazingly generous, and I appreciate it,
although I wouldn't have MINDED getting the win, too. -- Shard

Roxanne De'Morre -- It's a good thing I'm a golem and not susceptible to your wiles!
Because I could see that you were wile-ing like nobody's business, with the end goal
of killing me.  Ha.  I may have lost, but I survived, and whatever secret you have
left concealed around Snowbound, I will FIND it. -- Fender Grale

Blue Blood -- Why aren't you a Colorific warrior? -- Sunflash the indignant

Captured Pirate King?  Darn straight I laughed! -- Ellita Fess
P.S.  I wonder if he left any treasure buried around Snowbound, that I could dig up
and have a spree with?  Hmmm.

Lady Consolacion -- (recoiling)  I didn't realize you were so fragile!  All I wanted
was to get things over with, no malevolence involved on my part. -- Frostflare
P.S.  Thanks for the skills.

20 April 2007
All -- I've been...out of circulation for the last couple of months, and my lists
are not up to date.  If you've announced a manager name, a new alliance, or changed
a manager name or alliance since the middle of February, let me know in the ads, via
diplo, or in an e-mail (Sue (at) solberg-mathews (dot) com).  For that matter, if
you just want to make sure I've got things right, you can always do the same. -- The
Saint, keeper of lists

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MORTICIAN was viciously subdued by MAD CAT in a 9 minute Challenge fight.
EVE was subdued by CRUMBSNATCHER in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.
STIGMA OF STUPID overpowered WHEEL OF FORTUNE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SODOM was devastated by RANDOM MATCHUP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PHILLIP THE BIRD demolished CANNONBALL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
SIN-EATER viciously subdued SHARD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
BEAR ACUDA devastated GILIA HARN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
GENERAL PUBLIC unbelievably bested SNOWFALL in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
SCORPIUS was vanquished by TAOS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HOFFA WITH HAIR vanquished HUNGRY BONES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TINY TIM beat MOSGIEL in a popular 3 minute Challenge melee.
CUBA overpowered ELLITA FESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
OOKAZI unbelievably bested BLUE BLOOD in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge conflict.
HARI-KARI demolished ROXANNE DE'MORRE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
SIDON savagely defeated DUTCH TREAT in a popular 4 minute bloody Title duel.
PRIMUS vanquished DISORDER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided fray.
MONKEY BUSINESS viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 3 minute brutal brawl.
BRAND savagely defeated RUBBER KNIFE in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
BOARISH YELTSIN overpowered DUNEDIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
TREMOR CHRIST was beaten by FOUNTAIN TROLL in a action packed 5 minute fight.
SITS ON HIS DUFF was demolished by GRINNON BEARIT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
NEWT GINGRICH handily defeated MIDNIGHT FAITH in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
PAT savagely defeated DARK TOWER in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
BEAUTY QUEEN vanquished GOJIRO in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
PRINCE APPLE overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
BALCLUTHA was beaten by STEVE MCQUEEN in a action packed 4 minute brutal competition.
LITTLE SIR GRUNGE savagely defeated AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 3 minute fight.
JACK VALTRAEDS savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 4 minute gory match.
TOADKILLER DOG defeated BEERVAHNA in a 2 minute bout.
FIGHTER ACE overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a 1 minute uneven bout.
KING UVDAHELL demolished AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven contest.
DISCO QUEEN subdued BEARNICE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
GROLSCH beat WEINERMUN in a popular 3 minute brutal fray.
JACK SPRAT savagely defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 5 minute gruesome conflict.
TEN COMMANDMENTS was overpowered by AKELDAMA in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
BURGER KING viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
F.O.A.D. overpowered FREAK in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
MATADOR viciously subdued PERFECT TEN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome match.
KING FORADAY handily defeated FLOYD in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
BASE ON BULLS was viciously subdued by BALDER in a exciting 2 minute brutal conflict.
OUR LADY PEACE overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
DAIRY QUEEN beat VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a popular 2 minute fray.
ABHORRENCE slimly lost to UNCERTAIN OMELET in a exciting 5 minute brutal duel.
HOLLAN INNIS handily defeated SIPPYCUP SAM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
LITTLE DEVIL was defeated by LADY DOMINGA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
FENDER GRALE was devastated by BLACK FLAG in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
FRED BEAR devastated LADY CONSOLACION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
WHITE SETTLER defeated SUNFLASH in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
LOSING IS FUN murdered FROSTFLARE in a 1 minute gory mismatched contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  24         STRIKING ATTACK   33 -  18 -  1      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   13         TOTAL PARRY       60 -  33 -  0      65  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         WALL OF STEEL     34 -  23 -  1      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         SLASHING ATTACK   38 -  28 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         LUNGING ATTACK    68 -  63 -  0      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         AIMED BLOW        30 -  31 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     20 -  29 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  30 -  1      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  33 -  0      25  |

Turn 182 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         6 -  3                                       2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  3                                       2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      8 -  5                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  4                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK    12 - 12     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  SIDON 31-3712              45  27  2  310 DARQUE FORCES (908)
BASHING ATTACK   MAD CAT 7-2965             54  35  6  536 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
STRIKING ATTACK  PRINCE APPLE 47-325       103  69  2  406 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
TOTAL PARRY      FOUNTAIN TROLL 73-643      82  26  2  338 D.A. REJECTS (352)
WALL OF STEEL    CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842      49  29  1  320 ONE GOOD DUDE (396)
LUNGING ATTACK   BRAND 82-13289             42  30  1  264 TOADS OF AMBER III (1180)
AIMED BLOW       STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908      46  41  1  207 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407     106  67  2  200 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-STRIKE     DISCO QUEEN 47-1992        44  23  1  194 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEAR ACUDA 47-4995         28  21  1  193 THE BEAR'S PAW (196)

The overall popularity leader is JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was MAD CAT 7-2965.  The ten other most popular fighters were BALCLUTHA 
14-3169, ABHORRENCE 4-5568, BLUE BLOOD 73-3657, BRAND 82-13289, LITTLE SIR GRUNGE 
25-948, MORTICIAN 2-3890, WEINERMUN 37-2635, UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786, JACK VALTRAEDS 
47-407, and MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040.

The least popular fighter this week was FROSTFLARE 45-4112.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SUNFLASH 45-3474, ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449, ELLITA FESS 
50-3392, HUNGRY BONES 31-4720, GILIA HARN 50-3391, CANNONBALL 72-5313, LADY 
CONSOLACION 28-3703, FREAK 18-7300, SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810, and SCORPIUS 45-3752.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  CALEAM(26)           2  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  MORYA(28)            2  1 0  ILLIS(59)            2  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       3  2 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 1  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          3  3 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  5 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  5 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)      17  3 0  MIROI CHANG(79)      1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  4 0  DWES EG(82)          3  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  0 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        2  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MORTICIAN 2-3890            75  20  1  203  DARK TOADS (1185)          NIANIA
 ABHORRENCE 4-5568           18   8  2  128  GLOOM AND DOOM (1151)      JHELUM
 BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109      64  43  2  294  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 MAD CAT 7-2965              54  35  6  536  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 MATADOR 11-4139             61  53  3  205  ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962)     ARUAK CITY
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330       21  12  1  100  WHO DA MAN? (1200)         RIZTAB
 BALCLUTHA 14-3169           31  40  1  198  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 TREMOR CHRIST 17-4047       48  39  2  210  IMMORTAL ASYLUM (1192)     ALJAFIR
 PRIMUS 21-4975              53  15  0  237  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040     32  17  1  225  PRIMATES-R-US (963)        LYRATILAN
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         99  36  2  201  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 BALDER 28-3778              27  22  3  168  VALHALLA (1102)            MORYA
 SIDON 31-3712               45  27  2  310  DARQUE FORCES (908)        CHIMLEVTAL
 PAT 35-2292                 42  43  2  254  COMMON JOE'S (509)         MURSKA
 WEINERMUN 37-2635           56  50  3  198  ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219)    SIBIKHAS
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    17   9  1  187  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 SNOWFALL 45-3473            44  34  0  122  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
 PRINCE APPLE 47-325        103  69  2  406  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 GILIA HARN 50-3391          34  35  0  173  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038        51  37  1  195  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 AKELDAMA 56-2417            23   8  0  206  ACT OF MALICE (1193)       ROCANIS
 HOFFA WITH HAIR 59-2297     24   2  0  167  IMPROVED ILLUSION (1078)   ILLIS
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292           33  32  3  197  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 DISORDER 65-6419            36  19  3  203  PARANOIA (1194)            DAL SHANG
 CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842       49  29  1  320  ONE GOOD DUDE (396)        DRAGONHEAD
 FOUNTAIN TROLL 73-643       82  26  2  338  D.A. REJECTS (352)         ERINIKA
 MIDNIGHT FAITH 75-2651      32  25  1  197  PARANOID ASYLUM (1195)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 OUR LADY PEACE 79-1191      26  10  2  192  CHAPEL ROCK (615)          MIROI CHANG
 BRAND 82-13289              42  30  1  264  TOADS OF AMBER III (1180)  DWES EG
 RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048      30  14  4  213  OVERRATED (1044)           OLD VALAMANTIS

               NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENAS (DM 81/83)

Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed 
in a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 81 or DM 83.  If you requested that your team be 
placed in a specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena.  Any teams not 
transferred out of DM 81 and DM 83 by May 1 will be deleted.  If you have questions 
about any of your teams, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI