AD Date : 05/22/2007 Duedate: 06/18/2007 CRYSALIS DM-106 TURN-183 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 CRYPTICS 25/150 1848 928 25 66.6 FEAR FACTORY III 82/1217 REAL BEER 21/859 WHO DA MAN? 12/1200 D.A. REJECTS 73/352 FEAR FACTORY 61/1211 PRIMATES-R-US 25/963 FEAR FACTORY 78/1216 HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871 9 KNIGHT BREED 45/1070 103 94 1 52.3 PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/1078 WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 DARQUE FORCES 31/908 WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 DARQUE FORCES 72/1009 ALPHABET SOUP 73/943 10-CANADIAN CLUB 50/76 47 46 0 50.5 THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812 ANCIENT KNIGHTS 65/817 MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 11 COMMON JOE'S 35/509 466 485 4 49.0 CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117 ONE GOOD DUDE 72/396 THE BULLS 73/255 INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214 ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/219 INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745 BLACK & BLUE 73/1090 KING'S COURT 11/34 DUELING FOR DOLLARS 25/558 CHAPEL ROCK 79/615 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808 USELESS TOOLS 54/552 12-PARANOIA 65/1194 8 10 0 44.4 2 NATURAL B. K 47/1148 13 7 1 65.0 THE WRETCHED 82/1196 3 DARK TOADS 2/1185 201 119 0 62.8 IMMORTAL ASYLUM 17/1192 SPLIT INFINITY 2 65/1174 RUN AND HYDE 18/1198 DARK TOADS 65/1175 ACT OF MALICE 56/1193 CAT IN A HAT 33/1159 PARANOID ASYLUM 75/1195 GLOOM AND DOOM 4/1151 13 DARKMOON 12/1169 30 39 1 43.5 TOADS OF AMBER III 82/1180 ROMPER ROOM 60/1173 SMITHSONIAN 8/250 AUTUMN LIGHTNING 58/1172 CRAZY CREEPS 60/363 CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1170 FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 VILE REAVERS 59/1134 GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577 SOL INVICTUS 31/993 COLORIFIC 11/1050 14 PLAYPEN 14/1146 76 104 2 42.2 4 OVERRATED 96/1044 74 45 1 62.2 VALHALLA 28/1102 UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881 THE BEAR'S PAW 47/196 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 47/704 15 MIDDLE WAY 6 50/1114 367 629 3 36.8 WASTED SCUM 47/1112 NORTHERN LIGHTS 45/1042 5 THE OPERA 47/1207 12 9 0 57.1 FAVORITE GUYS 73/1205 6 PISSED PIZZA 14/831 7 6 0 53.8 16 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041 7 12 1 36.8 7-ANDORIAN KNIG 11/962 114 100 2 53.3 17 X-POSSE 72/1093 24 46 2 34.3 8 GWAR 77/1215 11 10 1 52.4 TWISTED SISTERS 72/1201 FEAR FACTORY IV 70/1212 18 THE SHALLOWSH 4/1206 1 2 0 33.3 D.R.I. 21/1209 19 TONGUE N CHE 82/1203 1 2 0 33.3 DEADLY RAGE II 72/1214 20 FILIPINA LAD 28/1147 3 14 0 17.6 GWAR 70/1213 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard Alright, I wasn't going to write another column, but Kethcum's inability to pay attention to the fights has prompted me to do so. I should be on my way to Primus as we speak. I won't be competing, I'm just going to check out the arena and see if there is anything interesting to do there. I'll use the rest of my time to yell at Ketchum! Ketchum?!?! What in the Nine Hells was that report? Do you know how many people bothered me throughout the week because you didn't bother to stay for the end of the fight? Even if you didn't get to stay to the end of the fight, you could have at least verified your sources. This is nothing more than another sign that this world is going straight to Ahringol! People start missing fights and the Advanced arenas die because no one seems to care any more. Sure, you could blame the managers for their apparent apathy, but it goes much higher than that I believe. When Spy Reporters don't even bother to sit through all of the fights what kind of society have we become?!?! It is their freakin' jobs to report on the fights! Not only to report on them, but to report on them accurately! Am I asking to much of the GC? My life has been a living nightmare these past few weeks. It didn't just cost me the ease and comfort that is afforded to the Tower Guardian. It had a nice little gold amount attached to it also. Do you realize I had to pay for my drinks at all the local taverns! Tower Guardian drinks for free, BUT WAIT! Ketchum's report reads that I lost, so now I have to pay! This is outrageous! You better pray I never catch you outside the comfort of the Spy Reporters booth! Tower Guardian, Sidon REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER I open with an apology to Sidon, I can't imagine what came over me to misread the fight results that completely. Must've been some kind of malign magic. Although to be honest, I didn't think anybody read this stuff. The evidence in other Advanced arenas is against it. Of course, Crysalis IS the best on the Isle.... Well, I'm sorry. Ah... probably I was so dazzled by your sword-play that I couldn't see straight. A thought I had: Any gladiators here that would like to take part in a "Scavenger Hunt Contest"? Members of the contest have to declare themselves and perhaps their style--I'm still thinking about details--and then challenge other contestants until they've defeated someone of each style. Chew it over and let me know if you're interested. And now, to business for today. Forty-nine fights, and only two standbys! Let Debby Tonte beat that, eh? Fifteen challenge matches, one involving a TV challenge. Two deaths, but we're not afraid of death here. Knight Breed was Most Avoided, with Military Mayhem doing the most avoiding. Mad Cat got the most challenges. BREADSTICKS (14-3772) (21-10-0,46) of PISSED PIZZA GUYS fought KJARRAN'S HAMMER (61-3372) (21-14-0,54) of FEAR FACTORY. BREADSTICKS devastated KJARRAN'S HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided bout. Obviously a very crusty bread here. And that was NOT tomato sauce you saw. ROXANNE DE'MORRE (50-3449) (24-20-0,74) of DRUID'S GROVE fought SCANDALF (4- 6219) (25-29-0,49) of THE SHALLOWSHIP. ROXANNE DE'MORRE viciously subdued SCANDALF in an exciting 3 minute bloody match. Well, the old boy isn't named Scandalf for a reason, so Roxanne probably thought she had cause for her vicious response. She was wrong, it was a compliment, but these druidic women have no sense of humor. LADY CONSOLACION (28-3703) (22-31-2,35) of FILIPINA LADYZ fought SIPPYCUP SAM (14-4280) (17-15-3,71) of PLAYPEN. LADY CONSOLACION demolished SIPPYCUP SAM in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle. Better clean your cup, Sam, before someone cleans your clock. LADY DOMINGA (28-3702) (18-35-0,63) of FILIPINA LADYZ fought BLUE BLOOD (73- 3657) (14-10-1,63) of BLACK & BLUE. LADY DOMINGA was devastated by BLUE BLOOD in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. There seems to be a subtle social comment in this, but it's too subtle for me. WHITE SETTLER (47-5322) (24-13-1,80) of NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 fought LITTLE DEVIL (14-4359) (17-15-0,48) of PLAYPEN. WHITE SETTLER murdered LITTLE DEVIL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight. Listen, White, I know the Devil's a nuisance, but this might be a tad extreme. FENDER GRALE (50-3389) (22-41-2,68) of MIDDLE WAY 6 fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (106-5) (0-0-0,70) of the College of Mimes. FENDER GRALE was handily defeated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided bout. And why, one may ask, is this Person, obviously a competent gladiator, still Unemployed? It's a long and sordid story. I won't sully your ears with it. WOZZECK (47-5644) (13-8-1,48) of THE OPERA fought SUNFLASH (45-3474) (31-47- 1,58) of NORTHERN LIGHTS. WOZZECK vanquished SUNFLASH in a 1 minute one-sided match. Ho, that's got to be embarrassing for Sunflash! Good, keep her humble. There isn't much humility on the Isle, and we need all we can get. LOOGIE CLAP (82-46049) (21-11-2,76) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought ELLITA FESS (50- 3392) (33-35-1,70) of MIDDLE WAY 6. LOOGIE CLAP was overpowered by ELLITA FESS in a 2 minute one-sided fray. Obviously a woman of parts. WHAT'S A BLINKER? (14-3773) (22-15-0,94) of PISSED PIZZA GUYS fought LEGALASS (4-6217) (25-28-1,47) of THE SHALLOWSHIP. WHAT'S A BLINKER? was overpowered by LEGALASS in a 1 minute one-sided duel. Fitting... no, wait. I thought the victor here was "Legalese," and I see now that I was wrong. Maybe I do need glasses. Just for my own curiosity, what IS a blinker? CHILLILI CHES (73-5604) (19-39-1,97) of FAVORITE GUYS fought MANI (31-5102) (22- 25-4,66) of SOL INVICTUS. CHILLILI CHES was handily defeated by MANI in a popular 1 minute one-sided match. So much for your first fight on the Isle, Chillili. Maybe you should eschew the chance to have a second one. BLACK FLAG (82-46046) (20-11-3,91) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought FROSTFLARE (45-4112) (19-17-1,59) of NORTHERN LIGHTS. BLACK FLAG was overpowered by FROSTFLARE in a 1 minute uneven competition. They tell me that after this encounter, the Infirmarian found Black grozen stiff and totally unable to flap. I didn't think Frosty was quite that cold, but then, I wasn't down there on the sands. GENERAL PUBLIC (31-3112) (20-17-1,136) of MILITARY MAYHEM fought HOLLAN INNIS (50-3388) (31-31-0,106) of MIDDLE WAY 6. GENERAL PUBLIC was overcome by HOLLAN INNIS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight. Does this count as a Major Setback? SCORPIUS (45-3752) (31-17-0,109) of KNIGHT BREED fought ARAGANT (4-6220) (33-18- 0,117) of THE SHALLOWSHIP. SCORPIUS subdued ARAGANT in an action packed 2 minute conflict. Alas, poor Aragant, not an encouraging introduction to Crysalis, eh? But hang in there and you can lose to a wide variety of people. We've got all kinds. SHARD (45-3507) (27-41-1,114) of NORTHERN LIGHTS fought REAGANOMICS (21-6182) (22-11-1,116) of D.R.I. SHARD was overpowered by REAGANOMICS in an action packed 1 minute bloody uneven battle. No surprise here, who can grapple with the issues of Reagnomics? Too confusing. SNOWFALL (45-3473) (44-34-0,122) of NORTHERN LIGHTS fought CANNIBAL CORPSE (61- 2373) (30-36-4,113) of FEAR FACTORY. SNOWFALL dispatched CANNIBAL CORPSE in a 1 minute match. Can you kill a corpse? I know Olaf would say you can, but he's biased, being dead himself. From the perspective of a live person, I don't see it. Dead is dead. Well, until resurrection. WRETCHEDMISERY (33-7255) (33-21-0,180) of CHAOTICDISORDER fought UNCERTAIN OMELET (47-3786) (19-8-0,141) of MYSTIC ORC FEAST. WRETCHEDMISERY overpowered UNCERTAIN OMELET in a 2 minute one-sided competition. They made a well-suited pair. Very circular. PERSEUS (72-1612) (57-39-1,179) of DEADLY RAGE II fought URG GUTSPILLER (59- 2561) (24-11-1,111) of VILE REAVERS. PERSEUS vanquished URG GUTSPILLER in an action packed 2 minute one-sided bout. I should hope so! Guts on the sand is something the maintenance crew gets really burned about. PROPANE TORCH (61-2524) (37-37-1,174) of FEAR FACTORY fought HUNGRY BONES (31- 4720) (20-12-1,147) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS. PROPANE TORCH overpowered HUNGRY BONES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match. Burned bones... okay. Crumbly afterward, aren't they? What's the word, calcined? BEARNICE (47-2847) (27-36-7,170) of THE BEAR'S PAW fought FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77- 2125) (49-53-2,148) of GWAR. BEARNICE was demolished by FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. Hey, you have a sensitive nose, some opponents you avoid, or should. KNUCKLE JAW (77-2129) (47-54-2,154) of GWAR fought DEMONICHELLION (33-7038) (28- 28-2,106) of CHAOTICDISORDER. KNUCKLE JAW vanquished DEMONICHELLION in an exciting 1 minute mismatched fight. With a straight knuckle TO the jaw, no doubt. Unfortunately, there was an elephant sitting in front of me, and every time it stood up, I missed things. AGLIBOL (12-5848) (38-30-1,188) of DARKMOON fought MAYLA TYL CRENA (82-7113) (35-27-0,199) of FEAR FACTORY III. AGLIBOL was savagely defeated by MAYLA TYL CRENA in an exciting 4 minute bloody fray. "Savagely." "Exciting." "Bloody." Quite a show, but then, the Crenas were always noted for their tempers. BRIARTHORN (12-5671) (41-35-2,189) of DARKMOON fought NINE INCH NAIL (61-2273) (39-34-4,162) of FEAR FACTORY. BRIARTHORN savagely defeated NINE INCH NAIL in an exciting 3 minute brutal fight. So, a turn around from the preceding fight. Pit for pat, and so on. And more exciting savagery, this time coupled with brutality. You have to wonder about the crowd that was screaming with enjoyment the whole time. PUNGENT STENCH (61-2458) (46-32-1,201) of FEAR FACTORY fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-26) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. PUNGENT STENCH was viciously subdued by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in an exciting 2 minute fight. Natural enough, I suppose. Have you ever really looked at a Rirorni? They're practically noseless. Well, I suppose they HAVE noses, but so flat they probably can't smell a thing. 3 FISTED RAT BOY (70-6130) (39-55-3,196) of GWAR fought WHEEL OF FORTUNE (25- 2529) (48-44-2,188) of DUELING FOR DOLLARS. 3 FISTED RAT BOY overpowered WHEEL OF FORTUNE in a 2 minute one-sided fight. Does this mean Boy gets the bucks? STIGMA OF STUPID (31-4948) (32-15-1,207) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS fought MUDVAYNE (61-3039) (27-24-0,165) of FEAR FACTORY. STIGMA OF STUPID handily defeated MUDVAYNE in a 1 minute mismatched bout. Is it stupid if it wins fights? I think we could argue this point. Endlessly, probably. SPATHA (31-4996) (38-32-2,197) of SOL INVICTUS fought MARILYN MANSON (61-1993) (40-30-2,174) of FEAR FACTORY. SPATHA savagely defeated MARILYN MANSON in an action packed 5 minute gory duel. Yes, well, that Spatha is veritably a "son of the sword." Gives him an edge. What, you think I jest? I saw his registration papers. It's right there in sepia and beige (the papers are written on some kind of parchment stuff, and signed with blood). MORTICIAN (2-3890) (75-20-1,203) of DARK TOADS fought RIDDLER (61-1856) (73-57- 1,198) of FEAR FACTORY. MORTICIAN savagely defeated RIDDLER in a tiresome 34 minute gruesome bout. Good gods! THIRTY-FOUR minutes? This is... ah, well, it gave everybody a chance to have lunch, stretch their legs, and so on. Not all bad. Of course, the brief but violent rainstorm in the middle made things interesting.... KIMO (70-6089) (39-43-4,182) of FEAR FACTORY IV fought GILIA HARN (50-3391) (34- 35-0,173) of MIDDLE WAY 6. KIMO overpowered GILIA HARN in a 1 minute uneven fight. Yes, well, it happens. A lot. TOADKILLER DOG (47-1103) (33-13-1,215) of WASTED SCUM fought COERCE (78-1577) (33-27-1,190) of FEAR FACTORY. TOADKILLER DOG savagely defeated COERCE in a popular 7 minute gruesome fight. This came as a surprise to many who did not realize that Coerce was a toad at heart. KING UVDAHELL (47-1643) (49-25-1,220) of ROYAL FLUSH fought WEINERMUN (37-2635) (56-50-3,198) of ALL THE MUN'S MEN. KING UVDAHELL vanquished WEINERMUN in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray. And this without mustard. If anybody figures out who took the last of the mustard, notify the arena staff at ONCE. Yes, there was a lot of dog-eating going on during Mortician's fight, but that is no excuse for cleaning out the mustard. There was a gallon of it, after all! NEWT GINGRICH (5-3399) (83-27-0,230) of PARTY ANIMALS fought THE WHEAT KING (58- 5407) (72-57-2,200) of AUTUMN LIGHTNING. NEWT GINGRICH lost to THE WHEAT KING in a popular 6 minute gruesome match. Probably a wheat allergy. Sometimes they're latent for years and then spring out and grab you by the throat. Better check on it, Newt. WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (40-10-1,234) of FLOWER GIRLS fought MORTIFICATION (61-2333) (52-42-4,197) of FEAR FACTORY. WHACKING WILLOW slimly won victory over MORTIFICATION in a popular 16 minute contest. I must draw a veil of, ahem, public morals or something over what was, I admit, a very interesting exhibition. Good thing there weren't any horses in the arena, or it would have scared them for sure. RETROVIRUS (70-6086) (48-35-0,220) of FEAR FACTORY IV fought ARTEMISIA (12-5096) (45-46-0,204) of DARKMOON. RETROVIRUS savagely defeated ARTEMISIA in a popular 9 minute bloody match. There have been a lot of longish fights today, and I thank all involved in them, even if it's because you're drawing it out to make sure I can see what's happening. It pleases me to see spy reporters from other Isle arenas (most of us use the same structure in rotation with each other) grinding their teeth in frustration. Ha! Let 'em call us "slowpokes"! We're the best on the Isle, and they know it. BRAND (82-13289) (42-30-1,264) of TOADS OF AMBER III fought GRINNON BEARIT (47- 2955) (42-29-3,231) of THE BEAR'S PAW. BRAND overpowered GRINNON BEARIT in an exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. Grinning the whole time, which, fortunately (teeth dry out if you grin too long) was not a very long time. The challenge matches: CUBA (26-3917) (22-9-0,88) of HERE TO PHOENIX challenged LOSING IS FUN (12-6330) (21-12-1,100) of WHO DA MAN?. Up 12. CUBA overpowered LOSING IS FUN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. Splendid! Losing needs plenty of fun. It's only fair, after all. TOM SAWYER (8-4281) (20-9-0,94) of SMITHSONIAN challenged MOSGIEL (14-3836) (24- 12-1,88) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS. Down 6. TOM SAWYER bested MOSGIEL in an action packed 3 minute Challenge duel. Tsk, and Tom an Andorian. Still, I suppose if you have a fence to paint--does the insufferable sprout do NOTHING else?--you do it however you can. HARI-KARI (73-3049) (13-4-0,96) of WAY TO GO! II challenged TINY TIM (60-6042) (22-6-1,104) of CRAZY CREEPS. Up 8. HARI-KARI handily defeated TINY TIM in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge conflict. AND broke his ukelele, for which Hari received the gratitude of every hearing person. BLUE VELVET (11-6248) (27-10-0,146) of COLORIFIC challenged BALDER (28-3778) (27-22-3,168) of VALHALLA. Up 22. BLUE VELVET narrowly defeated BALDER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge match. Did you ever think how DIFFERENT it would be to see a fight like this end in a draw? TEMUJIN (65-3796) (32-11-0,165) of SPLIT INFINITY 2 challenged CANNONBALL (72- 5313) (24-27-1,167) of X-POSSE. Up 2. TEMUJIN luckily beat CANNONBALL in a crowd pleasing 8 minute Challenge competition. If we're talking split infinities and the speed of cannonballs here, why did the fight take eight minutes? Inquiring minds wonder. KING FORADAY (47-3762) (55-48-4,181) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged DUNEDIN (14-3703) (31-45-0,183) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS. Up 2. KING FORADAY narrowly defeated DUNEDIN in an exciting 2 minute Challenge fight. If this defeat was narrow, what does it say about the victorious King's prowess? DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (44-23-1,194) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged BALCLUTHA (14- 3169) (31-40-1,198) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS. Up 4. DISCO QUEEN was savagely defeated by BALCLUTHA in an exciting 2 minute Challenge fight. And not only defeated, now Balclutha is wearing the flashing crown. At least for today. JACK VALTRAEDS (47-407) (106-67-2,200) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged EVE (72-4596) (24-12-0,203) of DARQUE FORCES. Up 3. JACK VALTRAEDS was vanquished by EVE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. Many men go weak at the knees in the presence of Eve, Jack not being the first. OUR LADY PEACE (79-1191) (26-10-2,192) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged BEAR ACUDA (47- 4995) (28-21-1,193) of THE BEAR'S PAW. Up 1. OUR LADY PEACE was vanquished by BEAR ACUDA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. No peace around the Bear Acuda, it's like a friendly poker game. Can't do it. DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (74-42-3,187) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged SODOM (31-4368) (32-18-1,189) of DARQUE FORCES. Up 2. DAIRY QUEEN bested SODOM in a popular 3 minute gruesome Challenge competition. Does this mean that Dairy Queen is so fresh and innocent (as well as tasty and cool) that she, ah, vanquishes the dark? Ah, darque. Sorry. FIGHTER ACE (47-1189) (68-46-6,205) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged RANDOM MATCHUP (96-1048) (30-14-4,213) of OVERRATED. Up 8. FIGHTER ACE was vanquished by RANDOM MATCHUP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Many have fallen to random matches, but it always appears odd when it happens on a challenge. One of life's little paradoxen. PHILLIP THE BIRD (40-3708) (17-9-1,187) of CRUEL PET NAMES challenged SOUL SCOURGE (59-2589) (30-11-0,187) of VILE REAVERS. Straight across. PHILLIP THE BIRD was luckily beaten by SOUL SCOURGE in a 3 minute Challenge match. This was not luck, this was a punishment for Phillip's irreverant and cruel habits. Repent! Where is the Obsessed Avenger when you need him, anyway? AMPLITUR (65-6440) (23-5-1,234) of DARK TOADS challenged PAT (35-2292) (42-43- 2,254) of COMMON JOE'S. Up 20. AMPLITUR vanquished PAT in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. You can recognize Pat by his red face. Truly, he should not have lost that one! BOARISH YELTSIN (5-3109) (64-43-2,294) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged CRUMBSNATCHER (72-1842) (49-29-1,320) of ONE GOOD DUDE. Up 26. BOARISH YELTSIN overcame CRUMBSNATCHER in a popular 1 minute Challenge match. Not only did Boarish overcome, he ate all the crumbs as well. And in the absence of our Truly Splendid but Now Inducted former Crysaline Leader, Sidon, we have this match, a challenge, and a tv challenge at that, for the title: FOUNTAIN TROLL (73-643) (82-26-2,338) of D.A. REJECTS TV challenged MAD CAT (7- 2965) (54-35-6,536) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS. Up 198. This is amazing. FOUNTAIN TROLL devastated MAD CAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. This is amazing, too. I watched closely, and I've read the notes taken by the arenamaster's secretary five times, and I'm pretty sure that it IS Fountain Troll who is now our Leader. Congratulations. Ketchum THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY FOUNTAIN TROLL 73-643 83 26 2 359 D.A. REJECTS (352) ERINIKA GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 65 43 2 310 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS BRAND 82-13289 43 30 1 282 TOADS OF AMBER III (1180) DWES EG WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 41 10 1 246 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA AMPLITUR 65-6440 24 5 1 245 DARK TOADS (1175) DAL SHANG -PRIMUS 21-4975 53 15 0 237 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET -JULIA 60-4651 39 44 0 237 ROMPER ROOM (1173) ARADI THE WHEAT KING 58-5407 73 57 2 236 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (1172) DELARQ TOR RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048 31 14 4 235 OVERRATED (1044) OLD VALAMANTIS EVE 72-4596 25 12 0 234 DARQUE FORCES (1009) DRAGONHEAD KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 50 25 1 233 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -BEAUTY QUEEN 47-3352 47 47 3 232 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK RETROVIRUS 70-6086 49 35 0 228 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212) SENTERN -MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040 32 17 1 225 PRIMATES-R-US (963) LYRATILAN TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 34 13 1 223 WASTED SCUM (1112) NORTH FORK BALCLUTHA 14-3169 32 40 1 216 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR -JACK SPRAT 47-2954 59 64 4 214 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -F.O.A.D. 73-442 32 13 2 213 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA MORTICIAN 2-3890 76 20 1 212 DARK TOADS (1185) NIANIA STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 33 15 1 211 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL BEAR ACUDA 47-4995 29 21 1 211 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -LITTLE SIR GRUNGE 25-948 78 62 4 210 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN -TREMOR CHRIST 17-4047 48 39 2 210 IMMORTAL ASYLUM (1192) ALJAFIR 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 40 55 3 209 GWAR (1213) SENTERN GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 36 27 0 208 FEAR FACTORY III (1217) DWES EG RIDDLER 61-1856 73 58 1 207 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE -STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 46 41 1 207 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 33 12 0 206 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA -AKELDAMA 56-2417 23 8 0 206 ACT OF MALICE (1193) ROCANIS MAD CAT 7-2965 54 36 6 204 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR MORTIFICATION 61-2333 52 43 4 204 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE -GROLSCH 21-5029 47 10 4 204 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET SPATHA 31-4996 39 32 2 204 SOL INVICTUS (993) CHIMLEVTAL DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 75 42 3 203 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -DISORDER 65-6419 36 19 3 203 PARANOIA (1194) DAL SHANG NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399 83 28 0 202 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842 49 30 1 202 ONE GOOD DUDE (396) DRAGONHEAD ARTEMISIA 12-5096 45 47 0 202 DARKMOON (1169) RIZTAB -DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 99 36 2 201 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM -SAMPSA 31-4233 34 44 4 198 SOL INVICTUS (993) CHIMLEVTAL -BEERVAHNA 60-4292 33 32 3 197 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI -MIDNIGHT FAITH 75-2651 32 25 1 197 PARANOID ASYLUM (1195) JADE MOUNTAIN SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589 31 11 0 197 VILE REAVERS (1134) ILLIS PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 46 33 1 196 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE -BURGER KING 47-4152 41 34 3 196 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK COERCE 78-1577 33 28 1 196 FEAR FACTORY (1216) LIN TIRIAN WEINERMUN 37-2635 56 51 3 195 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) SIBIKHAS -RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 51 37 1 195 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR PAT 35-2292 42 44 2 195 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 68 47 6 194 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK SODOM 31-4368 32 19 1 194 DARQUE FORCES (908) CHIMLEVTAL JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 106 68 2 193 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK GRINNON BEARIT 47-2955 42 30 3 193 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK -SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 38 19 3 193 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812) ERINIKA BRIARTHORN 12-5671 42 35 2 191 DARKMOON (1169) RIZTAB KIMO 70-6089 40 43 4 191 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212) SENTERN AGLIBOL 12-5848 38 31 1 191 DARKMOON (1169) RIZTAB DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 44 24 1 190 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 17 10 1 190 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU -DARK TOWER 11-1702 88 55 0 188 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY KING FORADAY 47-3762 56 48 4 188 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -*WINTER* 65-3644 30 30 1 188 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (817) DAL SHANG WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 34 21 0 187 CHAOTICDISORDER (1170) NIATOLI ISLAND -TEN COMMANDMENTS 47-3843 48 43 1 185 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 38 37 1 184 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE OUR LADY PEACE 79-1191 26 11 2 184 CHAPEL ROCK (615) MIROI CHANG PERSEUS 72-1612 58 39 1 182 DEADLY RAGE II (1214) DRAGONHEAD DUNEDIN 14-3703 31 46 0 182 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529 48 45 2 181 DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558) LYRATILAN GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MARILYN MANSON 61-1993 40 31 2 180 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE -PERFECT TEN 47-4218 33 28 1 180 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -RAUNI 31-5035 35 25 0 179 SOL INVICTUS (993) CHIMLEVTAL -FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 36 7 0 175 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF -CANADA COOLER 50-1904 26 25 0 173 CANADIAN CLUB (76) SNOWBOUND TEMUJIN 65-3796 33 11 0 172 SPLIT INFINITY 2 (1174) DAL SHANG -FREAK 18-7300 28 16 4 172 RUN AND HYDE (1198) TALCAMA FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 50 53 2 170 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH CANNONBALL 72-5313 24 28 1 170 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273 39 35 4 169 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE MUDVAYNE 61-3039 27 25 0 169 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE BLUE VELVET 11-6248 28 10 0 168 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY -HOFFA WITH HAIR 59-2297 24 2 0 167 IMPROVED ILLUSION (1078) ILLIS GILIA HARN 50-3391 34 36 0 165 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND -SIN-EATER 82-24827 17 21 3 161 THE WRETCHED (1196) DWES EG BALDER 28-3778 27 23 3 160 VALHALLA (1102) MORYA GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SNOWFALL 45-3473 45 34 1 157 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 48 54 2 156 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BEARNICE 47-2847 27 37 7 149 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK -BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 25 8 4 147 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA -TAOS 26-4042 20 12 1 145 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM HUNGRY BONES 31-4720 20 13 1 145 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786 19 9 0 145 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (704) NORTH FORK -BABY DUCK 50-1984 26 17 0 139 CANADIAN CLUB (76) SNOWBOUND -QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796 46 69 1 132 DARKMOON (1169) RIZTAB SCORPIUS 45-3752 32 17 0 129 KNIGHT BREED (1070) STORMCROWE HOLLAN INNIS 50-3388 32 31 0 129 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND -ABHORRENCE 4-5568 18 8 2 128 GLOOM AND DOOM (1151) JHELUM REAGANOMICS 21-6182 23 11 1 126 D.R.I. (1209) SUNSET -LIONESS 33-7222 20 3 0 125 CAT IN A HAT (1159) NIATOLI ISLAND URG GUTSPILLER 59-2561 24 12 1 123 VILE REAVERS (1134) ILLIS HARI-KARI 73-3049 14 4 0 121 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 20 18 1 116 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 30 37 4 113 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE ARAGANT 4-6220 33 19 0 112 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM DEMONICHELLION 33-7038 28 29 2 108 CHAOTICDISORDER (1170) NIATOLI ISLAND SHARD 45-3507 27 42 1 108 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE TOM SAWYER 8-4281 21 9 0 104 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -CANADIAN MIST 50-1136 36 23 2 100 CANADIAN CLUB (76) SNOWBOUND WHITE SETTLER 47-5322 25 13 2 100 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (1148 NORTH FORK CUBA 26-3917 23 9 0 100 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM -LEVIATHAN OF LARD 47-5113 19 5 2 99 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (704) NORTH FORK MANI 31-5102 23 25 4 93 SOL INVICTUS (993) CHIMLEVTAL TINY TIM 60-6042 22 7 1 93 CRAZY CREEPS (363) ARADI ELLITA FESS 50-3392 34 35 1 91 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MOSGIEL 14-3836 24 13 1 90 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR FROSTFLARE 45-4112 20 17 1 90 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE LOSING IS FUN 12-6330 21 13 1 88 WHO DA MAN? (1200) RIZTAB LEGALASS 4-6217 26 28 1 85 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM -GOLDEN BEAR 16-5602 24 8 0 80 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 25 20 0 76 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND -SKULLCRUSHER 33-6155 20 12 2 74 RAVAGING LORDS (1204) NIATOLI ISLAND BLUE BLOOD 73-3657 15 10 1 74 BLACK & BLUE (1090) ERINIKA -OOKAZI 59-2401 20 8 1 71 IMPROVED ILLUSION (1078) ILLIS CHILLILI CHES 73-5604 19 40 1 71 FAVORITE GUYS (1205) ERINIKA -FRED BEAR 47-5348 19 11 0 69 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK BLACK FLAG 82--19490 20 12 3 66 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG LADY CONSOLACION 28-3703 23 31 2 65 FILIPINA LADYZ (1147) MORYA BREADSTICKS 14-3772 22 10 0 65 PISSED PIZZA GUYS (831) TOBIR -MINDQUAKE 72-5861 18 11 0 65 TWISTED SISTERS (1201) DRAGONHEAD LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487 21 12 2 64 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG -WHITE LIE 11-6659 19 5 2 64 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY WOZZECK 47-5644 14 8 1 64 THE OPERA (1207) NORTH FORK WHAT'S A BLINKER? 14-3773 22 16 0 60 PISSED PIZZA GUYS (831) TOBIR FENDER GRALE 50-3389 22 42 2 59 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND LADY DOMINGA 28-3702 18 36 0 54 FILIPINA LADYZ (1147) MORYA -YANKEE ROSE 7-2057 14 9 2 53 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR SCANDALF 4-6219 25 30 0 52 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM LITTLE DEVIL 14-4359 17 16 0 49 PLAYPEN (1146) TOBIR SUNFLASH 45-3474 31 48 1 45 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372 21 15 0 43 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SIPPYCUP SAM 14-4280 17 16 3 43 PLAYPEN (1146) TOBIR '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 30 37 4 FEAR FACTORY 1211 SNOWFALL 45-3473 183 LITTLE DEVIL 14-4359 17 16 0 PLAYPEN 1146 WHITE SETTLER 47-5322 183 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE 66.7%! Wow! That surely is a mighty fine record, Crip. And they call it Crip's Crap? Hmmmmmmmm. A salute to your excellence. -- The Consortium Folk Nope. The Aimer subroutine is not broke. The aimer is not broke; the aimer is not broke ... (chanted to the Wizard of Oz -- Dorothy's rendition of "There's no place like home; there's no place like home ...") -- Those Consortium Folk again Uncertain Omelet -- I was the uncertain one. You were the victor. Pshaw! -- Abhorrence (abhorring the resultant) Rubber Knife! -- Well, now, defeating one belonging to The Mighty Crip is quite a pleasure. Yes, indeed. -- Brand Mosgiel -- That was fun wasn't it? I like to have fun. Want to come over to my apartment and see me play the ukulele? -- Tiny Tim Mad Cat -- I was sort of hoping to win that one. I guess I need to go back to the funeral Home and plot some more. -- Mortician The Mun, and we are glad to have you back here in Crysallis, too. Welcome to Crip's Palace! (smirk) -- All Us Consortium Managers Sunflash -- Humff! Only the BEST can be Colorific warriors. That's why you are not one also. -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific manager All -- We hope you all did well in The Mailer. The best we could do was a TV for Winston in Freshman, and a nice "near hit" for Mortician in Eligibles at 7-3. -- The Consortium Managers Frostflare -- Now see how much fun that was! A nice little resurrection is good for ya. It lets you start anew. Get the kinks out and all that. -- Losing Is Fun All -- I will be transferring all my other warriors here after the next split from Free Blades and Talahya. I look foward to meeting you on the sands. -- Var, mgr of Who Da Man? And we look forward to seeing you here, I'm sure. This is the best arena on the Isle, regardless of what others might say. -- Ketchum All -- It's such a pleasure to finally be here. After a very short visit to 100 (1 turn) I am glad to be in the arena I shall call home until I retire. It will be even better when my brother joins me next turn. We are the first two warriors graduated by our manager Wretch and he is proud that we shall represent him here. -- Black Flag Welcome. Fender Grale -- Thank you for the wonderful welcome. It's always nice to win on your first turn in a new arena. -- Black Flag All -- It is great to see some of the Warriors I used to compete with, when I used to fight out of the great city of North Fork. May we take up old acquaintances and rivalries in this fine arena. -- Black Flag Pat -- You are so yesterday. -- King Foraday Mun -- Prince Apple was my only one to be selected to another (not necessarily higher) standard. But Fountain Troll came back from the tourney with a TV. -- Crip And a salute to the Troll. Cannonball -- I thought you'd be a little too heavy to flip. -- Phillip The Bird Scorpius -- Are you sure you couldn't come up with a better challenge than that? -- Taos Sidon -- Well done, anyone who handles me like that should be booted out of here. -- Dutch Treat Disorder -- Something malfunctioned. -- Primus, stuck in Crysalis Brand -- You keep mislabelling us Crip Crap. -- Rubber Knife Dunedin -- Are you an over the hill Blue Jay? -- Boarish Yeltsin Over the hill and far away? Tremor Christ -- I'm shaking in my boots. -- Fountain Troll Grinnon Bearit -- Yet another knockdown and I... Sits on his Duff Pat -- Do you realize I last fought you 3 fights ago. Not sure how long that is in Earth time. -- Dark Tower Too long. Balclutha -- Oh boy, does your face ever look red. -- Steve McQueen Probably sunburn. Fountain Troll -- I am unsure of what type you mean--female gladiator? My fighting style? The fact that I captain a fleet of swift corsairs? Anyways, thank you. -- Artemisia Prince Apple -- Farewell, your highness, and as for me, I have yet to earn eligibility from the commission. -- Sampsa Some people are lucky. Some are not. Mad Cat -- I still have more to learn of defensive techniques. -- Aglibol Mortician -- What a great fight. How does it turn out of course I win. You know what they say never mess with a... Mad Cat Stigma of Stupid -- I really feel stupid. -- Wheel of Fortune Tiny Tim -- You are taller than I am, how can that be? -- Mosgiel Spiritually small? Dark Tower -- I didn't think that you were that Dark. -- Pat Grolsch -- I guess I gon't know what a Real Beer is. -- Weinermun All -- I would like to talk about something that the spy reporter talked about in the lst newsletter. The fact that Mad Cat was the most challenged last turn. And that the Tower Guardian received no challenges what so ever. I guess we all know who the Tower guardian should be. But I don't want to bring myself down to his level and challenge him. I will be the Tower Guardian soon enough. -- Mad Cat Sin-Eater -- It'd give me a belly-ache. -- Shard Bear Acuda -- You're as bad as a shark. -- Gilia Harn General Public -- I prefer Private Affairs, myself. -- Snowfall Cuba -- Well, I suppose it depends on where "here" is, doesn't it? -- Ellita Fess Sippycup Sam -- *I* saw what you put in that cup! So it's no wonder I won. -- Hollan Innis Black Flag -- They do say, the shorter the Shew, the harder he fights, and you're living proof of it. -- Fender Grale White Settler -- So? Go settle someplace White, then. See if I care. -- Sunflash Losing Is Fun -- I've heard about you, and none of it complimentary. I believe my colleagues in Riztab found you annoying. I can see why. -- Frostflare General Public -- Well, it depends on who you're fighting. -- Shard Blue Blood -- (wincing) I noticed. -- Sunflash All -- Sorry for such lackluster personals this month, but we're all exhausted here. At least we wrote something. -- the Middle Way and Company LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS FOUNTAIN TROLL devastated MAD CAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. BOARISH YELTSIN overcame CRUMBSNATCHER in a popular 1 minute Challenge match. AMPLITUR vanquished PAT in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. PHILLIP THE BIRD was luckily beaten by SOUL SCOURGE in a 3 minute Challenge match. FIGHTER ACE was vanquished by RANDOM MATCHUP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. DAIRY QUEEN bested SODOM in a popular 3 minute gruesome Challenge competition. OUR LADY PEACE was vanquished by BEAR ACUDA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. JACK VALTRAEDS was vanquished by EVE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. DISCO QUEEN was savagely defeated by BALCLUTHA in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight. KING FORADAY narrowly defeated DUNEDIN in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight. TEMUJIN luckily beat CANNONBALL in a crowd pleasing 8 minute Challenge competition. BLUE VELVET narrowly defeated BALDER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge match. HARI-KARI handily defeated TINY TIM in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge conflict. TOM SAWYER bested MOSGIEL in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel. CUBA overpowered LOSING IS FUN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. BRAND overpowered GRINNON BEARIT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. RETROVIRUS savagely defeated ARTEMISIA in a popular 9 minute bloody match. WHACKING WILLOW slimly won victory over MORTIFICATION in a popular 16 minute contest. NEWT GINGRICH lost to THE WHEAT KING in a popular 6 minute gruesome match. KING UVDAHELL vanquished WEINERMUN in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray. TOADKILLER DOG savagely defeated COERCE in a popular 7 minute gruesome fight. KIMO overpowered GILIA HARN in a 1 minute uneven fight. MORTICIAN savagely defeated RIDDLER in a tiresome 34 minute gruesome bout. SPATHA savagely defeated MARILYN MANSON in a action packed 5 minute gory duel. STIGMA OF STUPID handily defeated MUDVAYNE in a 1 minute mismatched bout. 3 FISTED RAT BOY overpowered WHEEL OF FORTUNE in a 2 minute one-sided fight. PUNGENT STENCH was viciously subdued by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a exciting 2 minute fight. BRIARTHORN savagely defeated NINE INCH NAIL in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight. AGLIBOL was savagely defeated by MAYLA TYL CRENA in a exciting 4 minute bloody fray. KNUCKLE JAW vanquished DEMONICHELLION in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight. BEARNICE was demolished by FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. PROPANE TORCH overpowered HUNGRY BONES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match. PERSEUS vanquished URG GUTSPILLER in a action packed 2 minute one-sided bout. WRETCHEDMISERY overpowered UNCERTAIN OMELET in a 2 minute one-sided competition. SNOWFALL dispatched CANNIBAL CORPSE in a 1 minute match. SHARD was overpowered by REAGANOMICS in a action packed 1 minute bloody uneven battle. SCORPIUS subdued ARAGANT in a action packed 2 minute conflict. GENERAL PUBLIC was overcome by HOLLAN INNIS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight. BLACK FLAG was overpowered by FROSTFLARE in a 1 minute uneven competition. CHILLILI CHES was handily defeated by MANI in a popular 1 minute one-sided match. WHAT'S A BLINKER? was overpowered by LEGALASS in a 1 minute one-sided duel. LOOGIE CLAP was overpowered by ELLITA FESS in a 2 minute one-sided fray. WOZZECK vanquished SUNFLASH in a 1 minute one-sided match. FENDER GRALE was handily defeated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided bout. WHITE SETTLER murdered LITTLE DEVIL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight. LADY DOMINGA was devastated by BLUE BLOOD in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. LADY CONSOLACION demolished SIPPYCUP SAM in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle. ROXANNE DE'MORRE viciously subdued SCANDALF in a exciting 3 minute bloody match. BREADSTICKS devastated KJARRAN'S HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 20 TOTAL PARRY 66 - 37 - 0 64 | |TOTAL PARRY 15 STRIKING ATTACK 34 - 21 - 1 62 | |WALL OF STEEL 13 SLASHING ATTACK 42 - 30 - 1 58 | |SLASHING ATTACK 10 WALL OF STEEL 38 - 28 - 1 58 | |BASHING ATTACK 8 LUNGING ATTACK 74 - 69 - 0 52 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 AIMED BLOW 30 - 34 - 0 47 | |AIMED BLOW 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 23 - 30 - 2 43 | |STRIKING ATTACK 6 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 30 - 1 30 | |PARRY-STRIKE 6 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 7 - 0 30 | |PARRY-LUNGE 4 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 36 - 0 27 | Turn 183 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 7 4 LUNGING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 11 3 TOTAL PARRY TOTAL PARRY 9 - 6 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 5 2 SLASHING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 AIMED BLOW 2 - 5 1 WALL OF STEEL STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 5 1 PARRY-LUNGE TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY FOUNTAIN TROLL 73-643 83 26 2 359 D.A. REJECTS (352) SLASHING ATTACK BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 65 43 2 310 PARTY ANIMALS (476) LUNGING ATTACK BRAND 82-13289 43 30 1 282 TOADS OF AMBER III (1180) STRIKING ATTACK STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 33 15 1 211 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) PARRY-LUNGE BEAR ACUDA 47-4995 29 21 1 211 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) PARRY-STRIKE MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 36 27 0 208 FEAR FACTORY III (1217) WALL OF STEEL RIDDLER 61-1856 73 58 1 207 FEAR FACTORY (1211) BASHING ATTACK MAD CAT 7-2965 54 36 6 204 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) PARRY-RIPOSTE JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 106 68 2 193 ROYAL FLUSH (10) AIMED BLOW AGLIBOL 12-5848 38 31 1 191 DARKMOON (1169) The overall popularity leader is JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407. The most popular warrior this turn was NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399. The ten other most popular fighters were BALDER 28-3778, RETROVIRUS 70-6086, TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103, MORTIFICATION 61-2333, CANNONBALL 72-5313, ARTEMISIA 12-5096, PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708, SPATHA 31-4996, SCORPIUS 45-3752, and SODOM 31-4368. The least popular fighter this week was MORTICIAN 2-3890. The other ten least popular fighters were RIDDLER 61-1856, KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372, LADY DOMINGA 28-3702, LITTLE DEVIL 14-4359, SUNFLASH 45-3474, WHAT'S A BLINKER? 14-3773, CHILLILI CHES 73-5604, BLACK FLAG 82--19490, SHARD 45-3507, and GILIA HARN 50-3391. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 3 3 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0 JHELUM(4) 1 2 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 8 0 KALTOS(5) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 2 0 0 BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 SENTERN(70) 3 0 0 ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 2 0 ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 3 2 1 ERINIKA(73) 3 1 0 RIZTAB(12) 1 3 0 NORTH FORK(47) 7 6 1 MAZGOURRAH(77) 2 0 0 TOBIR(14) 2 5 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 3 2 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 1 0 SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0 MIROI CHANG(79) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 2 2 0 CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0 MORYA(28) 1 2 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MORTICIAN 2-3890 76 20 1 212 DARK TOADS (1185) NIANIA ARAGANT 4-6220 33 19 0 112 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 65 43 2 310 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS MAD CAT 7-2965 54 36 6 204 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR TOM SAWYER 8-4281 21 9 0 104 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS BLUE VELVET 11-6248 28 10 0 168 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY ARTEMISIA 12-5096 45 47 0 202 DARKMOON (1169) RIZTAB BALCLUTHA 14-3169 32 40 1 216 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR REAGANOMICS 21-6182 23 11 1 126 D.R.I. (1209) SUNSET WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529 48 45 2 181 DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558) LYRATILAN CUBA 26-3917 23 9 0 100 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM BALDER 28-3778 27 23 3 160 VALHALLA (1102) MORYA STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 33 15 1 211 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 34 21 0 187 CHAOTICDISORDER (1170) NIATOLI ISLAND PAT 35-2292 42 44 2 195 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA WEINERMUN 37-2635 56 51 3 195 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) SIBIKHAS PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 17 10 1 190 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU SNOWFALL 45-3473 45 34 1 157 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 50 25 1 233 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK GILIA HARN 50-3391 34 36 0 165 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 41 10 1 246 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA THE WHEAT KING 58-5407 73 57 2 236 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (1172) DELARQ TOR SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589 31 11 0 197 VILE REAVERS (1134) ILLIS TINY TIM 60-6042 22 7 1 93 CRAZY CREEPS (363) ARADI RIDDLER 61-1856 73 58 1 207 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE AMPLITUR 65-6440 24 5 1 245 DARK TOADS (1175) DAL SHANG RETROVIRUS 70-6086 49 35 0 228 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212) SENTERN EVE 72-4596 25 12 0 234 DARQUE FORCES (1009) DRAGONHEAD FOUNTAIN TROLL 73-643 83 26 2 359 D.A. REJECTS (352) ERINIKA FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 50 53 2 170 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH COERCE 78-1577 33 28 1 196 FEAR FACTORY (1216) LIN TIRIAN OUR LADY PEACE 79-1191 26 11 2 184 CHAPEL ROCK (615) MIROI CHANG BRAND 82-13289 43 30 1 282 TOADS OF AMBER III (1180) DWES EG RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048 31 14 4 235 OVERRATED (1044) OLD VALAMANTIS