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Date   : 07/17/2007    Duedate: 08/13/2007

CRYSALIS

DM-106    TURN-185

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-ROYAL FLUSH 47/10    1848  928 25 66.6   11-GWAR 77/1215           11   10  1 52.4
    D.A. REJECTS 73/352                         FEAR FACTORY IV 70/1212               
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                      GWAR 70/1213                          
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         DEADLY RAGE II 72/1214                
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       D.R.I. 21/1209                        
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117                     FEAR FACTORY III 82/1217              
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       WHO DA MAN? 12/1200                   
    CHAPEL ROCK 79/615                          FEAR FACTORY 61/1211                  
  2 DARK TOADS 2/1185     213  122  0 63.6      FEAR FACTORY 78/1216                  
    DARK TOADS 65/1175                       12 COMMON JOE'S 35/509   477  492  4 49.2
    Z GLADIATORZ 8/1128                         ONE GOOD DUDE 72/396                  
    TOADS OF AMBER III 82/1180                  ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/219              
    SPLIT INFINITY 2 65/1174                    INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214            
    CAT IN A HAT 33/1159                        BLACK & BLUE 73/1090                  
    CRAZY CREEPS 60/363                         DUELING FOR DOLLARS 25/558            
    SMITHSONIAN 8/250                           OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808              
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                      13 JANIX 54/1223          87  107  3 44.8
    GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577                    THE BEAR'S PAW 47/196                 
    COLORIFIC 11/1050                           VALHALLA 28/1102                      
    MAGIC ARTISTS 78/1218                       PLAYPEN 14/1146                       
  3 OVERRATED 96/1044      80   49  1 62.0   14-INDIFFERENCE 47/1221    8   10  0 44.4
    MYSTIC ORC FEAST 47/704                  15 DARKMOON 12/1169       38   53  1 41.8
    UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881                     VILE REAVERS 59/1134                  
    WASTED SCUM 47/1112                         CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1170               
  4-NATURAL B. K 47/1148   13    8  1 61.9      SOL INVICTUS 31/993                   
  5 PLATOON 31/1222         3    2  0 60.0      AUTUMN LIGHTNING 58/1172              
  6-EYE OF THE S 54/1164   10    7  0 58.8   16 MIDDLE WAY 6 50/1114  373  639  3 36.9
  7 THE OPERA 47/1207      14   10  0 58.3      NORTHERN LIGHTS 45/1042               
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC 71/1109                  FAVORITE GUYS 73/1205                 
  8 TONGUE N CHE 82/1203    4    3  0 57.1   17 X-POSSE 72/1093        25   47  2 34.7
  9-PISSED PIZZA  14/831    7    6  0 53.8   18 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041    7   14  1 33.3
 10 KNIGHT BREED 45/1070  107   96  1 52.7   19 THE SHALLOWSH 4/1206    2    9  0 18.2
    DARQUE FORCES 31/908                     20 FILIPINA LAD 28/1147    3   18  0 14.3
    DARQUE FORCES 72/1009                    21-ALL NIGHT LO 31/1220    1    0  0  100

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Yes, well, here we are again.  Rather like a collection of mostly limp noodles,
but it isn't the heat, you know, it's the humidity.  What we need is a good sauce.
     Failing that, we have fights.  Oh, well, it's what we all get paid for.
     Thirty-three fights, involving three standbys, quite good by today's degenerate
standards, or any other standards anyone is likely to employ.
     Twelve challenges, though none of them are or were TV challenges.  Maybe next
month.
     The longest fight, a random match, was sixteen minutes.  Not bad, but there were
no others even close.  Work on this.  Especially now, as it's too hot to fight fast.
     Random Matchup, ironically, got the most challenges, eight of them.  Since when
did being top warrior in Crysalis involve nuts and berries?  Is this something to
pursue?  If... hmm, a nut-cake, one of those fairly dense ones, a sauce of berries,
and cold cream... hmm.  Yes, I think this IS something that should be pursued.  But
probably not in the arena.
     The Flower Girls "had more important things to do than fight."  Well, we knew
that.  They're avoiding Royal Flush, and that seems odd.  I should think they'd like
to hang around people who would treat them like queens.  But not being a Flower Girl
myself, obviously I'm missing an important cue here.  Let me check my notes.  Hmm...
take eggs off fire and shell?  Chop pickles?  What is this?  Not my handwriting--ah!
One of the clerks in the office, no doubt.  Well, he can have his fired eggs, shells
and all.  See if I care!

     So, the fights.
     FENDER GRALE (50-3389) (22-43-2,42) of MIDDLE WAY 6 fought HORAGALLES (31-5212)
(18-17-2,86) of SOL INVICTUS.  FENDER GRALE was overpowered by HORAGALLES in a 1
minute one-sided match.  No surprises here.  And when you think about it, how often
do we see surprises in this life?  Some are winners, some are losers, and some
contest evenly, and thus it goes.
     SCANDALF (4-6219) (26-30-0,71) of THE SHALLOWSHIP fought XYCO (54-2899) (15-10-
2,57) of JANIX.  SCANDALF was viciously subdued by XYCO in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
And I feel sure there was some terrible scandal involved, but... nobody's talking.
     LITTLE DEVIL (14-4359) (18-16-0,51) of PLAYPEN fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (106-5)
(0-0-0,70) of the College of Mimes.  LITTLE DEVIL was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED
PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.  Ah, yes.  Our amazing Unemployed Person.
Probably a Dangerous Criminal in disguise.
     SIPPYCUP SAM (14-4280) (18-16-3,62) of PLAYPEN fought FROSTFLARE (45-4112) (20-
18-1,71) of NORTHERN LIGHTS.  SIPPYCUP SAM was narrowly defeated by FROSTFLARE in an
action packed 1 minute contest.  Hard to sip when your cup has been frozen, right,
Sam?
     <ERASER> (71-5644) (17-9-0,60) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC fought LADY DOMINGA (28-
3702) (18-37-0,51) of FILIPINA LADYZ.  <ERASER> beat LADY DOMINGA in a 2 minute fray.
Yes, but it's one of those erasers that leaves dirty smears behind it.  I don't think
it should count.
     BLACK FLAG (82-46046) (20-13-3,57) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought LADY CONSOLACION
(28-3703) (23-32-2,56) of FILIPINA LADYZ.  BLACK FLAG beat LADY CONSOLACION in a 2
minute bout.  Whoa!  Is somebody implying that Lady Consolacion is a bug?  An insect?
A PEST?  Bad Boy!

     LOOGIE CLAP (82-46049) (22-12-2,90) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought LEGALASS (4-6217)
(26-29-1,55) of THE SHALLOWSHIP.  LOOGIE CLAP savagely defeated LEGALASS in a popular
5 minute gory match.  I see no reason for this to be popular, but I DO note that
despite the difference in ranking, the Powers That Calculate did not consider it a
mis-match.  This speaks well for the Shallow one.  I look forward to seing more of
him.
     DEMONICHELLION (33-7038) (28-30-2,95) of CHAOTICDISORDER fought SUNFLASH (45-
3474) (32-48-1,76) of NORTHERN LIGHTS.  DEMONICHELLION overpowered SUNFLASH in an
action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.  Didn't we just have this, or something
very like?  What is our handicapper UP to?
     SHARD (45-3507) (27-43-1,108) of NORTHERN LIGHTS fought CHEATING MANAGER (106-6)
(0-0-0,130) of the College of Mimes.  SHARD overpowered CHEATING MANAGER in an
exciting 1 minute uneven competition.  Always a thrill for the gladiators, and the
bookies enjoy it, too.
     ARAGANT (4-6220) (33-20-0,116) of THE SHALLOWSHIP fought SCORPIUS (45-3752) (33-
17-0,147) of KNIGHT BREED.  ARAGANT was handily defeated by SCORPIUS in a 1 minute
uneven bout.  Oops.  Some days, it doesn't pay to get out of bed.
     SOUL SCOURGE (59-2589) (31-12-0,181) of VILE REAVERS fought SNOWFALL (45-3473)
(46-34-1,166) of NORTHERN LIGHTS.  SOUL SCOURGE overpowered SNOWFALL in an exciting 1
minute gruesome uneven match.  A battle of the Esses!  Hissing to the right of me,
hissing to the left.

     STIGMA OF STUPID (31-4948) (33-16-1,197) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS fought VILLAINOUS
INFORMER (106-23) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  STIGMA OF STUPID overpowered
VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.  Not so stupid as all that, I would
say.  Good going, Stigma.
     ARTEMISIA (12-5096) (46-47-0,204) of DARKMOON fought WHEEL OF FORTUNE (25-2529)
(49-45-2,194) of DUELING FOR DOLLARS.  ARTEMISIA was overpowered by WHEEL OF FORTUNE
in an exciting 1 minute uneven fight.  There's a note in the margin of my notes here
to the effect that "big wheel keep on turning."  Anybody know what this is about?
Although if the clerk in question was eating fired eggs with shells, it's no wonder
the comment is obscure.
     PAT (35-2292) (43-44-2,202) of COMMON JOE'S fought SPATHA (31-4996) (39-33-
2,196) of SOL INVICTUS.  PAT vanquished SPATHA in a popular 1 minute brutal
mismatched fray.  Brutal, okay, that was obvious.  But why the "mismatched" comment?
What is hidden behind these two not dissimilar records?
     WRETCHEDMISERY (33-7255) (34-22-0,185) of CHAOTICDISORDER fought UNCERTAIN
OMELET (47-3786) (20-9-0,163) of MYSTIC ORC FEAST.  WRETCHEDMISERY was viciously
subdued by UNCERTAIN OMELET in a popular 2 minute match.  I hear the poison-master of
the Outlawed Assassins' Guild is trying to find out what exactly goes INTO those
omelets.
     DUNEDIN (14-3703) (31-47-0,184) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS fought EVE (72-4596) (25-
13-0,200) of DARQUE FORCES.  DUNEDIN was devastated by EVE in a 1 minute one-sided
bout.  Ah, yes.  Eve does have that effect on men.  Has had from the beginning.  All
the best authorities say so.

     MORTICIAN (2-3890) (77-20-1,228) of DARK TOADS fought BRIARTHORN (12-5671) (42-
36-2,182) of DARKMOON.  MORTICIAN savagely defeated BRIARTHORN in a crowd pleasing 6
minute bloody fight.  BUT, you will note, Mort did not insist on burying Briar in the
sand or elsewhere.
     GRINNON BEARIT (47-2955) (43-30-3,220) of THE BEAR'S PAW fought WEINERMUN (37-
2635) (57-51-3,206) of ALL THE MUN'S MEN.  GRINNON BEARIT assassinated WEINERMUN in
an exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.  I blame this on the excitement and the
fans waving sausage buns and screaming to Grinon to "go for the gusto."
     BEAR ACUDA (47-4995) (30-21-1,226) of THE BEAR'S PAW fought CANNONBALL (72-5313)
(25-28-1,202) of X-POSSE.  BEAR ACUDA bested CANNONBALL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
brawl.  I've never seen anyone swallow a cannonball before.  Amazing.
     WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (41-10-1,246) of FLOWER GIRLS fought TOADKILLER DOG
(47-1103) (34-14-1,210) of WASTED SCUM.  WHACKING WILLOW slimly won victory over
TOADKILLER DOG in a 16 minute duel.  This is our longest fight, and the slim and 
lithe Willow did indeed do a "whacking good job" on the Dog.
     THE WHEAT KING (58-5407) (74-57-2,249) of AUTUMN LIGHTNING fought BALCLUTHA (14-
3169) (32-41-1,204) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS.  THE WHEAT KING overcame BALCLUTHA in an
action packed 4 minute gory fight.  Probably Balclutha had a wheat allergy that
prevented him resisting this much more experienced attacker, hmm?

     Ah, the challenges!
     BLUE BLOOD (73-3657) (16-10-1,79) of BLACK & BLUE challenged WOZZECK (47-5644)
(15-8-1,75) of THE OPERA.  Down 4.  BLUE BLOOD devastated WOZZECK in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge bout.  Odd, I'd've called this closer to an even match.  But the
handicapper has access to secrets.
     FRED BEAR (47-5348) (19-11-0,69) of THE BEAR'S PAW challenged ROXANNE DE'MORRE
(50-3449) (25-21-0,78) of DRUID'S GROVE.  Up 9.  FRED BEAR handily defeated ROXANNE
DE'MORRE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.  A salute to Fred, who knew how
to handle this dangerous woman.
     MOSGIEL (14-3836) (25-13-1,95) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS challenged GIMLET (4-6218)
(24-31-2,93) of THE SHALLOWSHIP.  Down 2.  MOSGIEL savagely defeated GIMLET in an
exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge match.  How many times have people told Gimlet not
to come out on the sands drunk?
     MANI (31-5102) (24-25-4,107) of SOL INVICTUS challenged ELLITA FESS (50-3392)
(35-35-1,108) of MIDDLE WAY 6.  Up 1.  MANI was overpowered by ELLITA FESS in a
popular 1 minute uneven Challenge match.  Mani may have lost, but they tell me that
when the gladiators left the arena, Ellita was stunned and had to be carried.
Probably the shock.
     TINY TIM (60-6042) (23-7-1,120) of CRAZY CREEPS challenged HOLLAN INNIS (50-
3388) (32-32-0,125) of MIDDLE WAY 6.  Up 5.  TINY TIM won victory over HOLLAN INNIS
in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  Ah... yes, I seem to have heard Hollan complaining
about a ringing in his ears.  This must have been Tim's "prologue," so to speak.
     TOM SAWYER (8-4281) (21-9-0,104) of SMITHSONIAN challenged URG GUTSPILLER (59-
2561) (24-13-1,110) of VILE REAVERS.  Up 6.  TOM SAWYER unbelievably bested URG
GUTSPILLER in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.  Well, what can you expect?  This
vile reaver threw mud on the newly painted fence, and no fine, upstanding young man
can let that pass!

     BEARNICE (47-2847) (28-37-7,152) of THE BEAR'S PAW challenged GILIA HARN (50-
3391) (34-37-0,154) of MIDDLE WAY 6.  Up 2.  BEARNICE overpowered GILIA HARN in an
action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.  The tried and true.
     BALDER (28-3778) (27-24-3,168) of VALHALLA challenged HUNGRY BONES (31-4720)
(21-13-1,153) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS.  Down 15.  BALDER overpowered HUNGRY BONES in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge struggle.  Would somebody please FEED those bones?
They're painful to look at.
     BRAND (82-13289) (43-31-1,195) of TOADS OF AMBER III challenged AGLIBOL (12-
5848) (38-32-1,190) of DARKMOON.  Down 5.  BRAND overpowered AGLIBOL in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.  Why was this mismatched?  It appeared
to me that Aglibol made a valiant though ineffective defense here.
     SODOM (31-4368) (33-19-1,209) of DARQUE FORCES challenged RAVISHING REDBUD (52-
3197) (34-12-0,214) of FLOWER GIRLS.  Up 5.  SODOM was bested by RAVISHING REDBUD in
a popular 5 minute Challenge contest.  Both parties came out of the arena with goofy
grins on their faces.  Make of it what you will.
     CRUMBSNATCHER (72-1842) (49-31-1,189) of ONE GOOD DUDE challenged BLUE VELVET
(11-6248) (29-10-0,192) of COLORIFIC.  Up 3.  CRUMBSNATCHER demolished BLUE VELVET in
a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  Those weren't crumbs, 'Snatcher, they
were sequins and beads.

     And for the title:  MAD CAT (7-2965) (55-36-6,219) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS
challenged RANDOM MATCHUP (96-1048) (32-14-4,253) of OVERRATED.  Up 34.  MAD CAT was
viciously subdued by RANDOM MATCHUP in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.  We salute
Mad Cat for a determined attempt, and Random Matchup for clean victory.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048      33  14  4  271  OVERRATED (1044)           OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-FOUNTAIN TROLL 73-643       83  26  2  359  D.A. REJECTS (352)         ERINIKA
-BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109      65  43  2  310  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 GRINNON BEARIT 47-2955      44  30  4  302  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     42  10  1  261  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 THE WHEAT KING 58-5407      75  57  2  257  AUTUMN LIGHTNING (1172)    DELARQ TOR
-AMPLITUR 65-6440            24   5  1  245  DARK TOADS (1175)          DAL SHANG
 MORTICIAN 2-3890            78  20  1  234  DARK TOADS (1185)          NIANIA
-KING UVDAHELL 47-1643       50  25  1  233  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BEAR ACUDA 47-4995          31  21  1  232  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK
-RETROVIRUS 70-6086          49  35  0  228  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
 RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197    35  12  0  227  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 PAT 35-2292                 44  44  2  215  COMMON JOE'S (509)         MURSKA
 CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842       50  31  1  214  ONE GOOD DUDE (396)        DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529    50  45  2  210  DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558)  LYRATILAN
 BRAND 82-13289              44  31  1  210  TOADS OF AMBER III (1180)  DWES EG
-3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130    40  55  3  209  GWAR (1213)                SENTERN
-MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     36  27  0  208  FEAR FACTORY III (1217)    DWES EG
-RIDDLER 61-1856             73  58  1  207  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103      34  15  1  206  WASTED SCUM (1112)         NORTH FORK
 EVE 72-4596                 26  13  0  206  DARQUE FORCES (1009)       DRAGONHEAD
-MORTIFICATION 61-2333       52  43  4  204  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 SODOM 31-4368               33  20  1  204  DARQUE FORCES (908)        CHIMLEVTAL
-DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         75  42  3  203  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948    34  16  1  203  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
 BALCLUTHA 14-3169           32  42  1  203  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
-NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399        83  28  0  202  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAD CAT 7-2965              55  37  6  200  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 BRIARTHORN 12-5671          42  37  2  200  DARKMOON (1169)            RIZTAB
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          25  29  1  198  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
-PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458      46  33  1  196  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
-COERCE 78-1577              33  28  1  196  FEAR FACTORY (1216)        LIN TIRIAN
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189         68  47  6  194  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 WEINERMUN 37-2635           57  52  3  194  ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219)    SIBIKHAS
 SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589        32  12  0  194  VILE REAVERS (1134)        ILLIS
-JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407      106  68  2  193  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-KIMO 70-6089                40  43  4  191  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
-DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         44  24  1  190  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    17  10  1  190  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 ARTEMISIA 12-5096           46  48  0  189  DARKMOON (1169)            RIZTAB
-KING FORADAY 47-3762        56  48  4  188  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786    21   9  0  188  MYSTIC ORC FEAST (704)     NORTH FORK
 SPATHA 31-4996              39  34  2  187  SOL INVICTUS (993)         CHIMLEVTAL
 BLUE VELVET 11-6248         29  11  0  185  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
 AGLIBOL 12-5848             38  33  1  184  DARKMOON (1169)            RIZTAB
-PROPANE TORCH 61-2524       38  37  1  184  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
-FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331   37   7  0  184  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
-OUR LADY PEACE 79-1191      26  11  2  184  CHAPEL ROCK (615)          MIROI CHANG
-PERSEUS 72-1612             58  39  1  182  DEADLY RAGE II (1214)      DRAGONHEAD
 DUNEDIN 14-3703             31  48  0  181  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 BALDER 28-3778              28  24  3  181  VALHALLA (1102)            MORYA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MARILYN MANSON 61-1993      40  31  2  180  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255      34  23  0  173  CHAOTICDISORDER (1170)     NIATOLI ISLAND
-TEMUJIN 65-3796             33  11  0  172  SPLIT INFINITY 2 (1174)    DAL SHANG
-FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     50  53  2  170  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH
-NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273      39  35  4  169  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
-MUDVAYNE 61-3039            27  25  0  169  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 SNOWFALL 45-3473            46  35  1  165  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
 BEARNICE 47-2847            29  37  7  164  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK
 SCORPIUS 45-3752            34  17  0  157  KNIGHT BREED (1070)        STORMCROWE
-KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         48  54  2  156  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUNGRY BONES 31-4720        21  14  1  148  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
 GILIA HARN 50-3391          34  38  0  143  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
-ZIT 8-4385                  24   3  0  141  Z GLADIATORZ (1128)        ARKERS
 SHARD 45-3507               28  43  1  130  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
 TINY TIM 60-6042            24   7  1  128  CRAZY CREEPS (363)         ARADI
-REAGANOMICS 21-6182         23  11  1  126  D.R.I. (1209)              SUNSET
 HOLLAN INNIS 50-3388        32  33  0  122  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
-HARI-KARI 73-3049           14   4  0  121  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
-LIONESS 33-7222             20   4  0  120  CAT IN A HAT (1159)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 ELLITA FESS 50-3392         36  35  1  119  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
 TOM SAWYER 8-4281           22   9  0  119  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS
 ARAGANT 4-6220              33  21  0  118  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
-GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112      20  18  1  116  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
-CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373     30  37  4  113  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
-ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203        23  11  0  111  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 URG GUTSPILLER 59-2561      24  14  1  108  VILE REAVERS (1134)        ILLIS
 MOSGIEL 14-3836             26  13  1  102  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 DEMONICHELLION 33-7038      29  30  2  101  CHAOTICDISORDER (1170)     NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-WHITE SETTLER 47-5322       25  14  2  100  NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (1148 NORTH FORK
-CUBA 26-3917                23   9  0  100  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
-WIMPERETTA 54-2655          27  17  1   99  TRADERS OF TROCAR (1027)   TROCAR
 MANI 31-5102                24  26  4   97  SOL INVICTUS (993)         CHIMLEVTAL
-HUMBUG 47-5199              25  18  1   94  LAND OF OZ (28)            NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GIMLET 4-6218               24  32  2   92  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
 LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487       23  12  2   92  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 BLUE BLOOD 73-3657          17  10  1   92  BLACK & BLUE (1090)        ERINIKA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LOSING IS FUN 12-6330       21  13  1   88  WHO DA MAN? (1200)         RIZTAB
 HORAGALLES 31-5212          19  17  2   88  SOL INVICTUS (993)         CHIMLEVTAL
 FRED BEAR 47-5348           20  11  0   87  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK
 FROSTFLARE 45-4112          21  18  1   76  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
-VERN 75-3186                20  12  1   73  MANAGER MUSINGS (1163)     JADE MOUNTAIN
-TANGERINE TOAD 11-6603      23   3  0   72  ANIMAL FARM (1095)         ARUAK CITY
 SUNFLASH 45-3474            32  49  1   71  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
-CHILLILI CHES 73-5604       19  40  1   71  FAVORITE GUYS (1205)       ERINIKA
 XYCO 54-2899                16  10  2   70  JANIX (1223)               TROCAR
-NERVE RAKER 21-1874         19  11  1   69  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 WOZZECK 47-5644             15   9  1   68  THE OPERA (1207)           NORTH FORK
-LADY MACBETH 8-4627         20   6  0   66  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS
 LEGALASS 4-6217             26  30  1   65  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
 ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449    25  22  0   65  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
-BREADSTICKS 14-3772         22  10  0   65  PISSED PIZZA GUYS (831)    TOBIR
 BLACK FLAG 82--19490        21  13  3   63  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
-WASTELANDER 54-2134         20  16  1   63  EYE OF THE STORM (1164)    TROCAR
 <ERASER> 71-5644            18   9  0   63  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (1109)  KYR'TERR
-PROHIBITION 47-5607         16  15  0   63  INDIFFERENCE (1221)        NORTH FORK
 SCANDALF 4-6219             26  31  0   62  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
 SIPPYCUP SAM 14-4280        18  17  3   61  PLAYPEN (1146)             TOBIR
-WHAT'S A BLINKER? 14-3773   22  16  0   60  PISSED PIZZA GUYS (831)    TOBIR
 LADY CONSOLACION 28-3703    23  33  2   54  FILIPINA LADYZ (1147)      MORYA
 LADY DOMINGA 28-3702        18  38  0   51  FILIPINA LADYZ (1147)      MORYA
 LITTLE DEVIL 14-4359        18  17  0   46  PLAYPEN (1146)             TOBIR
 FENDER GRALE 50-3389        22  44  2   44  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
-KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372    21  15  0   43  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
WEINERMUN 37-2635          57  52  3 ALL THE MUN'S MEN 219  GRINNON BEARIT 47-2955 185

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

White Settler -- Thanks for the good time.  My acne is gone! -- Zit

     Maybe you should send out a search party.

Urg Gutspiller -- Gee, I really had a great time with you.  Thanks for letting me
call on you.  Did you like my ukulele? -- Tiny Tim

Scorpius -- You taught me never to mess with a Knight.  Sigh.  How can I be Queen Of
Beasts if .......? -- Lioness

Balclutha -- Thanks for the tussle, Studmuffin.  That weapon of yours, well, all I
can say is WOW!  You sure know how to hit the sweet spot.  Thanks for letting me be
on top at the end.  I like it like that!  (wink) -- Ravishing Redbud

Toadkiller Dog -- If you are going to downchallenge, at least have your Manager
select someone for which you have a possibility of victory.  Understand?  One good
thing about doctors is that they are always sending me work. -- Mortician

Dunedin -- A TV a day makes for a Golden yay, yay! -- Five Golden Rings (still
humming)

Balder -- But I think I love you ....... -- Blue Velvet

Mosgiel -- sigh. -- Tiny Tim

Crip -- This is a nonsmoking arena, isn't it?  That is why Winston has been
restricted from using his TV. -- The Consortium Elders

Hungry Bones -- Well, remind me to stay away from your bones, then, I don't want to
be eaten. -- Hollan Innis

Uncertain Omelet -- Darn straight!  That's practically an ANTIQUE cheese you have
there, I swear I saw it move. -- Gilia Harn, rethinking her position on omelets to
get farther away

Aragant -- Actually, I'm glad you're here.  I understand that us Northern Lights and
Middle Way warriors will get to retire soon and make way for Dogs of War, JUST to
keep you company.  I can live with that. -- Snowfall

Bearnice -- I suppose that names sounds more friendly than calling you Bear-nasty,
which would be appropriate. -- Shard

Demonichellion -- Chaos is vastly overrated. -- Ellita Fess

Loogie Clap -- I hadn't realized it could actually make you SHRINK.  Gods, how awful.
-- Frostflare

Sippycup Sam -- What's IN that cup, anyway? -- Fender Grale

Legalass -- Hmm, Jorja said you should be an elf.  Why are you a golem instead? --
Sunflash
P.S.  Ah... Ketchum was right about the "lawyers" thing.  I don't like them much.
But you aren't one, are you?

General Public -- Yes, well, you'll be up in my neighborhood again in no time. --
Hollan Innis

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MAD CAT was viciously subdued by RANDOM MATCHUP in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
CRUMBSNATCHER demolished BLUE VELVET in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SODOM was bested by RAVISHING REDBUD in a popular 5 minute Challenge contest.
BRAND overpowered AGLIBOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BALDER overpowered HUNGRY BONES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
BEARNICE overpowered GILIA HARN in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
TOM SAWYER unbelievably bested URG GUTSPILLER in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
TINY TIM won victory over HOLLAN INNIS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
MANI was overpowered by ELLITA FESS in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
MOSGIEL savagely defeated GIMLET in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
FRED BEAR handily defeated ROXANNE DE'MORRE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BLUE BLOOD devastated WOZZECK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
THE WHEAT KING overcame BALCLUTHA in a action packed 4 minute gory fight.
WHACKING WILLOW slimly won victory over TOADKILLER DOG in a 16 minute duel.
BEAR ACUDA bested CANNONBALL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
GRINNON BEARIT assassinated WEINERMUN in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
MORTICIAN savagely defeated BRIARTHORN in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bloody fight.
DUNEDIN was devastated by EVE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WRETCHEDMISERY was viciously subdued by UNCERTAIN OMELET in a popular 2 minute match.
PAT vanquished SPATHA in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched fray.
ARTEMISIA was overpowered by WHEEL OF FORTUNE in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
STIGMA OF STUPID overpowered VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SOUL SCOURGE overpowered SNOWFALL in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven match.
ARAGANT was handily defeated by SCORPIUS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SHARD overpowered CHEATING MANAGER in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
DEMONICHELLION overpowered SUNFLASH in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
LOOGIE CLAP savagely defeated LEGALASS in a popular 5 minute gory match.
BLACK FLAG beat LADY CONSOLACION in a 2 minute bout.
<ERASER> beat LADY DOMINGA in a 2 minute fray.
SIPPYCUP SAM was narrowly defeated by FROSTFLARE in a action packed 1 minute contest.
LITTLE DEVIL was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SCANDALF was viciously subdued by XYCO in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
FENDER GRALE was overpowered by HORAGALLES in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         TOTAL PARRY       75 -  40 -  0      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         STRIKING ATTACK   33 -  22 -  1      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         SLASHING ATTACK   42 -  34 -  1      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         LUNGING ATTACK    84 -  68 -  1      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         WALL OF STEEL     38 -  37 -  1      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        30 -  34 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     23 -  31 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -  30 -  1      33  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  38 -  0      30  |

Turn 185 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       10 -  3     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         5  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  6     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  6         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048     33  14  4  271 OVERRATED (1044)
TOTAL PARRY      WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167    42  10  1  261 FLOWER GIRLS (265)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEAR ACUDA 47-4995         31  21  1  232 THE BEAR'S PAW (196)
WALL OF STEEL    CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842      50  31  1  214 ONE GOOD DUDE (396)
SLASHING ATTACK  WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529   50  45  2  210 DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558)
STRIKING ATTACK  STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948   34  16  1  203 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)
BASHING ATTACK   MAD CAT 7-2965             55  37  6  200 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
AIMED BLOW       UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786   21   9  0  188 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (704)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SNOWFALL 45-3473           46  35  1  165 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)

The overall popularity leader is DUNEDIN 14-3703.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BALCLUTHA 14-3169.  The ten other most popular fighters were TOADKILLER DOG 
47-1103, SODOM 31-4368, MORTICIAN 2-3890, MOSGIEL 14-3836, UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786, 
LEGALASS 4-6217, URG GUTSPILLER 59-2561, BRIARTHORN 12-5671, CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842, 
and THE WHEAT KING 58-5407.

The least popular fighter this week was FENDER GRALE 50-3389.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LITTLE DEVIL 14-4359, ARAGANT 4-6220, SNOWFALL 45-3473, DUNEDIN 
14-3703, WOZZECK 47-5644, GILIA HARN 50-3391, <ERASER> 71-5644, SUNFLASH 45-3474, 
SPATHA 31-4996, and WEINERMUN 37-2635.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  4 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  4 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       3  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  3 0  NORTH FORK(47)       5  2 1  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  4 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  4 0  DWES EG(82)          3  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          2  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            1  2 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MORTICIAN 2-3890            78  20  1  234  DARK TOADS (1185)          NIANIA
 ARAGANT 4-6220              33  21  0  118  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
 MAD CAT 7-2965              55  37  6  200  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 TOM SAWYER 8-4281           22   9  0  119  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS
 BLUE VELVET 11-6248         29  11  0  185  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
 BRIARTHORN 12-5671          42  37  2  200  DARKMOON (1169)            RIZTAB
 BALCLUTHA 14-3169           32  42  1  203  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529    50  45  2  210  DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558)  LYRATILAN
 BALDER 28-3778              28  24  3  181  VALHALLA (1102)            MORYA
 SODOM 31-4368               33  20  1  204  DARQUE FORCES (908)        CHIMLEVTAL
 WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255      34  23  0  173  CHAOTICDISORDER (1170)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 PAT 35-2292                 44  44  2  215  COMMON JOE'S (509)         MURSKA
 WEINERMUN 37-2635           57  52  3  194  ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219)    SIBIKHAS
 SNOWFALL 45-3473            46  35  1  165  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
 GRINNON BEARIT 47-2955      44  30  4  302  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK
 GILIA HARN 50-3391          34  38  0  143  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     42  10  1  261  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 XYCO 54-2899                16  10  2   70  JANIX (1223)               TROCAR
 THE WHEAT KING 58-5407      75  57  2  257  AUTUMN LIGHTNING (1172)    DELARQ TOR
 SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589        32  12  0  194  VILE REAVERS (1134)        ILLIS
 TINY TIM 60-6042            24   7  1  128  CRAZY CREEPS (363)         ARADI
 <ERASER> 71-5644            18   9  0   63  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (1109)  KYR'TERR
 CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842       50  31  1  214  ONE GOOD DUDE (396)        DRAGONHEAD
 BLUE BLOOD 73-3657          17  10  1   92  BLACK & BLUE (1090)        ERINIKA
 BRAND 82-13289              44  31  1  210  TOADS OF AMBER III (1180)  DWES EG
 RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048      33  14  4  271  OVERRATED (1044)           OLD VALAMANTIS

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