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Date : 07/17/2007 Duedate: 08/13/2007
CRYSALIS
DM-106 TURN-185
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 1848 928 25 66.6 11-GWAR 77/1215 11 10 1 52.4
D.A. REJECTS 73/352 FEAR FACTORY IV 70/1212
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871 GWAR 70/1213
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 DEADLY RAGE II 72/1214
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 D.R.I. 21/1209
CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117 FEAR FACTORY III 82/1217
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 WHO DA MAN? 12/1200
CHAPEL ROCK 79/615 FEAR FACTORY 61/1211
2 DARK TOADS 2/1185 213 122 0 63.6 FEAR FACTORY 78/1216
DARK TOADS 65/1175 12 COMMON JOE'S 35/509 477 492 4 49.2
Z GLADIATORZ 8/1128 ONE GOOD DUDE 72/396
TOADS OF AMBER III 82/1180 ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/219
SPLIT INFINITY 2 65/1174 INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214
CAT IN A HAT 33/1159 BLACK & BLUE 73/1090
CRAZY CREEPS 60/363 DUELING FOR DOLLARS 25/558
SMITHSONIAN 8/250 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808
FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 13 JANIX 54/1223 87 107 3 44.8
GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577 THE BEAR'S PAW 47/196
COLORIFIC 11/1050 VALHALLA 28/1102
MAGIC ARTISTS 78/1218 PLAYPEN 14/1146
3 OVERRATED 96/1044 80 49 1 62.0 14-INDIFFERENCE 47/1221 8 10 0 44.4
MYSTIC ORC FEAST 47/704 15 DARKMOON 12/1169 38 53 1 41.8
UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881 VILE REAVERS 59/1134
WASTED SCUM 47/1112 CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1170
4-NATURAL B. K 47/1148 13 8 1 61.9 SOL INVICTUS 31/993
5 PLATOON 31/1222 3 2 0 60.0 AUTUMN LIGHTNING 58/1172
6-EYE OF THE S 54/1164 10 7 0 58.8 16 MIDDLE WAY 6 50/1114 373 639 3 36.9
7 THE OPERA 47/1207 14 10 0 58.3 NORTHERN LIGHTS 45/1042
SUPERIOR FORCES ZC 71/1109 FAVORITE GUYS 73/1205
8 TONGUE N CHE 82/1203 4 3 0 57.1 17 X-POSSE 72/1093 25 47 2 34.7
9-PISSED PIZZA 14/831 7 6 0 53.8 18 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041 7 14 1 33.3
10 KNIGHT BREED 45/1070 107 96 1 52.7 19 THE SHALLOWSH 4/1206 2 9 0 18.2
DARQUE FORCES 31/908 20 FILIPINA LAD 28/1147 3 18 0 14.3
DARQUE FORCES 72/1009 21-ALL NIGHT LO 31/1220 1 0 0 100
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Yes, well, here we are again. Rather like a collection of mostly limp noodles,
but it isn't the heat, you know, it's the humidity. What we need is a good sauce.
Failing that, we have fights. Oh, well, it's what we all get paid for.
Thirty-three fights, involving three standbys, quite good by today's degenerate
standards, or any other standards anyone is likely to employ.
Twelve challenges, though none of them are or were TV challenges. Maybe next
month.
The longest fight, a random match, was sixteen minutes. Not bad, but there were
no others even close. Work on this. Especially now, as it's too hot to fight fast.
Random Matchup, ironically, got the most challenges, eight of them. Since when
did being top warrior in Crysalis involve nuts and berries? Is this something to
pursue? If... hmm, a nut-cake, one of those fairly dense ones, a sauce of berries,
and cold cream... hmm. Yes, I think this IS something that should be pursued. But
probably not in the arena.
The Flower Girls "had more important things to do than fight." Well, we knew
that. They're avoiding Royal Flush, and that seems odd. I should think they'd like
to hang around people who would treat them like queens. But not being a Flower Girl
myself, obviously I'm missing an important cue here. Let me check my notes. Hmm...
take eggs off fire and shell? Chop pickles? What is this? Not my handwriting--ah!
One of the clerks in the office, no doubt. Well, he can have his fired eggs, shells
and all. See if I care!
So, the fights.
FENDER GRALE (50-3389) (22-43-2,42) of MIDDLE WAY 6 fought HORAGALLES (31-5212)
(18-17-2,86) of SOL INVICTUS. FENDER GRALE was overpowered by HORAGALLES in a 1
minute one-sided match. No surprises here. And when you think about it, how often
do we see surprises in this life? Some are winners, some are losers, and some
contest evenly, and thus it goes.
SCANDALF (4-6219) (26-30-0,71) of THE SHALLOWSHIP fought XYCO (54-2899) (15-10-
2,57) of JANIX. SCANDALF was viciously subdued by XYCO in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
And I feel sure there was some terrible scandal involved, but... nobody's talking.
LITTLE DEVIL (14-4359) (18-16-0,51) of PLAYPEN fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (106-5)
(0-0-0,70) of the College of Mimes. LITTLE DEVIL was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED
PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. Ah, yes. Our amazing Unemployed Person.
Probably a Dangerous Criminal in disguise.
SIPPYCUP SAM (14-4280) (18-16-3,62) of PLAYPEN fought FROSTFLARE (45-4112) (20-
18-1,71) of NORTHERN LIGHTS. SIPPYCUP SAM was narrowly defeated by FROSTFLARE in an
action packed 1 minute contest. Hard to sip when your cup has been frozen, right,
Sam?
<ERASER> (71-5644) (17-9-0,60) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC fought LADY DOMINGA (28-
3702) (18-37-0,51) of FILIPINA LADYZ. <ERASER> beat LADY DOMINGA in a 2 minute fray.
Yes, but it's one of those erasers that leaves dirty smears behind it. I don't think
it should count.
BLACK FLAG (82-46046) (20-13-3,57) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought LADY CONSOLACION
(28-3703) (23-32-2,56) of FILIPINA LADYZ. BLACK FLAG beat LADY CONSOLACION in a 2
minute bout. Whoa! Is somebody implying that Lady Consolacion is a bug? An insect?
A PEST? Bad Boy!
LOOGIE CLAP (82-46049) (22-12-2,90) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought LEGALASS (4-6217)
(26-29-1,55) of THE SHALLOWSHIP. LOOGIE CLAP savagely defeated LEGALASS in a popular
5 minute gory match. I see no reason for this to be popular, but I DO note that
despite the difference in ranking, the Powers That Calculate did not consider it a
mis-match. This speaks well for the Shallow one. I look forward to seing more of
him.
DEMONICHELLION (33-7038) (28-30-2,95) of CHAOTICDISORDER fought SUNFLASH (45-
3474) (32-48-1,76) of NORTHERN LIGHTS. DEMONICHELLION overpowered SUNFLASH in an
action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight. Didn't we just have this, or something
very like? What is our handicapper UP to?
SHARD (45-3507) (27-43-1,108) of NORTHERN LIGHTS fought CHEATING MANAGER (106-6)
(0-0-0,130) of the College of Mimes. SHARD overpowered CHEATING MANAGER in an
exciting 1 minute uneven competition. Always a thrill for the gladiators, and the
bookies enjoy it, too.
ARAGANT (4-6220) (33-20-0,116) of THE SHALLOWSHIP fought SCORPIUS (45-3752) (33-
17-0,147) of KNIGHT BREED. ARAGANT was handily defeated by SCORPIUS in a 1 minute
uneven bout. Oops. Some days, it doesn't pay to get out of bed.
SOUL SCOURGE (59-2589) (31-12-0,181) of VILE REAVERS fought SNOWFALL (45-3473)
(46-34-1,166) of NORTHERN LIGHTS. SOUL SCOURGE overpowered SNOWFALL in an exciting 1
minute gruesome uneven match. A battle of the Esses! Hissing to the right of me,
hissing to the left.
STIGMA OF STUPID (31-4948) (33-16-1,197) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS fought VILLAINOUS
INFORMER (106-23) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. STIGMA OF STUPID overpowered
VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute one-sided duel. Not so stupid as all that, I would
say. Good going, Stigma.
ARTEMISIA (12-5096) (46-47-0,204) of DARKMOON fought WHEEL OF FORTUNE (25-2529)
(49-45-2,194) of DUELING FOR DOLLARS. ARTEMISIA was overpowered by WHEEL OF FORTUNE
in an exciting 1 minute uneven fight. There's a note in the margin of my notes here
to the effect that "big wheel keep on turning." Anybody know what this is about?
Although if the clerk in question was eating fired eggs with shells, it's no wonder
the comment is obscure.
PAT (35-2292) (43-44-2,202) of COMMON JOE'S fought SPATHA (31-4996) (39-33-
2,196) of SOL INVICTUS. PAT vanquished SPATHA in a popular 1 minute brutal
mismatched fray. Brutal, okay, that was obvious. But why the "mismatched" comment?
What is hidden behind these two not dissimilar records?
WRETCHEDMISERY (33-7255) (34-22-0,185) of CHAOTICDISORDER fought UNCERTAIN
OMELET (47-3786) (20-9-0,163) of MYSTIC ORC FEAST. WRETCHEDMISERY was viciously
subdued by UNCERTAIN OMELET in a popular 2 minute match. I hear the poison-master of
the Outlawed Assassins' Guild is trying to find out what exactly goes INTO those
omelets.
DUNEDIN (14-3703) (31-47-0,184) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS fought EVE (72-4596) (25-
13-0,200) of DARQUE FORCES. DUNEDIN was devastated by EVE in a 1 minute one-sided
bout. Ah, yes. Eve does have that effect on men. Has had from the beginning. All
the best authorities say so.
MORTICIAN (2-3890) (77-20-1,228) of DARK TOADS fought BRIARTHORN (12-5671) (42-
36-2,182) of DARKMOON. MORTICIAN savagely defeated BRIARTHORN in a crowd pleasing 6
minute bloody fight. BUT, you will note, Mort did not insist on burying Briar in the
sand or elsewhere.
GRINNON BEARIT (47-2955) (43-30-3,220) of THE BEAR'S PAW fought WEINERMUN (37-
2635) (57-51-3,206) of ALL THE MUN'S MEN. GRINNON BEARIT assassinated WEINERMUN in
an exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided bout. I blame this on the excitement and the
fans waving sausage buns and screaming to Grinon to "go for the gusto."
BEAR ACUDA (47-4995) (30-21-1,226) of THE BEAR'S PAW fought CANNONBALL (72-5313)
(25-28-1,202) of X-POSSE. BEAR ACUDA bested CANNONBALL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
brawl. I've never seen anyone swallow a cannonball before. Amazing.
WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (41-10-1,246) of FLOWER GIRLS fought TOADKILLER DOG
(47-1103) (34-14-1,210) of WASTED SCUM. WHACKING WILLOW slimly won victory over
TOADKILLER DOG in a 16 minute duel. This is our longest fight, and the slim and
lithe Willow did indeed do a "whacking good job" on the Dog.
THE WHEAT KING (58-5407) (74-57-2,249) of AUTUMN LIGHTNING fought BALCLUTHA (14-
3169) (32-41-1,204) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS. THE WHEAT KING overcame BALCLUTHA in an
action packed 4 minute gory fight. Probably Balclutha had a wheat allergy that
prevented him resisting this much more experienced attacker, hmm?
Ah, the challenges!
BLUE BLOOD (73-3657) (16-10-1,79) of BLACK & BLUE challenged WOZZECK (47-5644)
(15-8-1,75) of THE OPERA. Down 4. BLUE BLOOD devastated WOZZECK in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge bout. Odd, I'd've called this closer to an even match. But the
handicapper has access to secrets.
FRED BEAR (47-5348) (19-11-0,69) of THE BEAR'S PAW challenged ROXANNE DE'MORRE
(50-3449) (25-21-0,78) of DRUID'S GROVE. Up 9. FRED BEAR handily defeated ROXANNE
DE'MORRE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest. A salute to Fred, who knew how
to handle this dangerous woman.
MOSGIEL (14-3836) (25-13-1,95) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS challenged GIMLET (4-6218)
(24-31-2,93) of THE SHALLOWSHIP. Down 2. MOSGIEL savagely defeated GIMLET in an
exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge match. How many times have people told Gimlet not
to come out on the sands drunk?
MANI (31-5102) (24-25-4,107) of SOL INVICTUS challenged ELLITA FESS (50-3392)
(35-35-1,108) of MIDDLE WAY 6. Up 1. MANI was overpowered by ELLITA FESS in a
popular 1 minute uneven Challenge match. Mani may have lost, but they tell me that
when the gladiators left the arena, Ellita was stunned and had to be carried.
Probably the shock.
TINY TIM (60-6042) (23-7-1,120) of CRAZY CREEPS challenged HOLLAN INNIS (50-
3388) (32-32-0,125) of MIDDLE WAY 6. Up 5. TINY TIM won victory over HOLLAN INNIS
in a 2 minute Challenge fight. Ah... yes, I seem to have heard Hollan complaining
about a ringing in his ears. This must have been Tim's "prologue," so to speak.
TOM SAWYER (8-4281) (21-9-0,104) of SMITHSONIAN challenged URG GUTSPILLER (59-
2561) (24-13-1,110) of VILE REAVERS. Up 6. TOM SAWYER unbelievably bested URG
GUTSPILLER in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel. Well, what can you expect? This
vile reaver threw mud on the newly painted fence, and no fine, upstanding young man
can let that pass!
BEARNICE (47-2847) (28-37-7,152) of THE BEAR'S PAW challenged GILIA HARN (50-
3391) (34-37-0,154) of MIDDLE WAY 6. Up 2. BEARNICE overpowered GILIA HARN in an
action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee. The tried and true.
BALDER (28-3778) (27-24-3,168) of VALHALLA challenged HUNGRY BONES (31-4720)
(21-13-1,153) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS. Down 15. BALDER overpowered HUNGRY BONES in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge struggle. Would somebody please FEED those bones?
They're painful to look at.
BRAND (82-13289) (43-31-1,195) of TOADS OF AMBER III challenged AGLIBOL (12-
5848) (38-32-1,190) of DARKMOON. Down 5. BRAND overpowered AGLIBOL in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. Why was this mismatched? It appeared
to me that Aglibol made a valiant though ineffective defense here.
SODOM (31-4368) (33-19-1,209) of DARQUE FORCES challenged RAVISHING REDBUD (52-
3197) (34-12-0,214) of FLOWER GIRLS. Up 5. SODOM was bested by RAVISHING REDBUD in
a popular 5 minute Challenge contest. Both parties came out of the arena with goofy
grins on their faces. Make of it what you will.
CRUMBSNATCHER (72-1842) (49-31-1,189) of ONE GOOD DUDE challenged BLUE VELVET
(11-6248) (29-10-0,192) of COLORIFIC. Up 3. CRUMBSNATCHER demolished BLUE VELVET in
a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee. Those weren't crumbs, 'Snatcher, they
were sequins and beads.
And for the title: MAD CAT (7-2965) (55-36-6,219) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS
challenged RANDOM MATCHUP (96-1048) (32-14-4,253) of OVERRATED. Up 34. MAD CAT was
viciously subdued by RANDOM MATCHUP in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight. We salute
Mad Cat for a determined attempt, and Random Matchup for clean victory.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048 33 14 4 271 OVERRATED (1044) OLD VALAMANTIS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-FOUNTAIN TROLL 73-643 83 26 2 359 D.A. REJECTS (352) ERINIKA
-BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 65 43 2 310 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
GRINNON BEARIT 47-2955 44 30 4 302 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 42 10 1 261 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
THE WHEAT KING 58-5407 75 57 2 257 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (1172) DELARQ TOR
-AMPLITUR 65-6440 24 5 1 245 DARK TOADS (1175) DAL SHANG
MORTICIAN 2-3890 78 20 1 234 DARK TOADS (1185) NIANIA
-KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 50 25 1 233 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BEAR ACUDA 47-4995 31 21 1 232 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
-RETROVIRUS 70-6086 49 35 0 228 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212) SENTERN
RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 35 12 0 227 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
PAT 35-2292 44 44 2 215 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842 50 31 1 214 ONE GOOD DUDE (396) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529 50 45 2 210 DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558) LYRATILAN
BRAND 82-13289 44 31 1 210 TOADS OF AMBER III (1180) DWES EG
-3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 40 55 3 209 GWAR (1213) SENTERN
-MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 36 27 0 208 FEAR FACTORY III (1217) DWES EG
-RIDDLER 61-1856 73 58 1 207 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 34 15 1 206 WASTED SCUM (1112) NORTH FORK
EVE 72-4596 26 13 0 206 DARQUE FORCES (1009) DRAGONHEAD
-MORTIFICATION 61-2333 52 43 4 204 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
SODOM 31-4368 33 20 1 204 DARQUE FORCES (908) CHIMLEVTAL
-DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 75 42 3 203 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 34 16 1 203 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL
BALCLUTHA 14-3169 32 42 1 203 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
-NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399 83 28 0 202 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAD CAT 7-2965 55 37 6 200 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
BRIARTHORN 12-5671 42 37 2 200 DARKMOON (1169) RIZTAB
CANNONBALL 72-5313 25 29 1 198 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
-PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 46 33 1 196 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
-COERCE 78-1577 33 28 1 196 FEAR FACTORY (1216) LIN TIRIAN
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 68 47 6 194 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
WEINERMUN 37-2635 57 52 3 194 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) SIBIKHAS
SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589 32 12 0 194 VILE REAVERS (1134) ILLIS
-JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 106 68 2 193 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-KIMO 70-6089 40 43 4 191 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212) SENTERN
-DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 44 24 1 190 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 17 10 1 190 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
ARTEMISIA 12-5096 46 48 0 189 DARKMOON (1169) RIZTAB
-KING FORADAY 47-3762 56 48 4 188 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786 21 9 0 188 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (704) NORTH FORK
SPATHA 31-4996 39 34 2 187 SOL INVICTUS (993) CHIMLEVTAL
BLUE VELVET 11-6248 29 11 0 185 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY
AGLIBOL 12-5848 38 33 1 184 DARKMOON (1169) RIZTAB
-PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 38 37 1 184 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
-FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 37 7 0 184 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
-OUR LADY PEACE 79-1191 26 11 2 184 CHAPEL ROCK (615) MIROI CHANG
-PERSEUS 72-1612 58 39 1 182 DEADLY RAGE II (1214) DRAGONHEAD
DUNEDIN 14-3703 31 48 0 181 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
BALDER 28-3778 28 24 3 181 VALHALLA (1102) MORYA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MARILYN MANSON 61-1993 40 31 2 180 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 34 23 0 173 CHAOTICDISORDER (1170) NIATOLI ISLAND
-TEMUJIN 65-3796 33 11 0 172 SPLIT INFINITY 2 (1174) DAL SHANG
-FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 50 53 2 170 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH
-NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273 39 35 4 169 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
-MUDVAYNE 61-3039 27 25 0 169 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
SNOWFALL 45-3473 46 35 1 165 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE
BEARNICE 47-2847 29 37 7 164 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
SCORPIUS 45-3752 34 17 0 157 KNIGHT BREED (1070) STORMCROWE
-KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 48 54 2 156 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUNGRY BONES 31-4720 21 14 1 148 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL
GILIA HARN 50-3391 34 38 0 143 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND
-ZIT 8-4385 24 3 0 141 Z GLADIATORZ (1128) ARKERS
SHARD 45-3507 28 43 1 130 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE
TINY TIM 60-6042 24 7 1 128 CRAZY CREEPS (363) ARADI
-REAGANOMICS 21-6182 23 11 1 126 D.R.I. (1209) SUNSET
HOLLAN INNIS 50-3388 32 33 0 122 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND
-HARI-KARI 73-3049 14 4 0 121 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
-LIONESS 33-7222 20 4 0 120 CAT IN A HAT (1159) NIATOLI ISLAND
ELLITA FESS 50-3392 36 35 1 119 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND
TOM SAWYER 8-4281 22 9 0 119 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS
ARAGANT 4-6220 33 21 0 118 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
-GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 20 18 1 116 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
-CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 30 37 4 113 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
-ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 23 11 0 111 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
URG GUTSPILLER 59-2561 24 14 1 108 VILE REAVERS (1134) ILLIS
MOSGIEL 14-3836 26 13 1 102 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
DEMONICHELLION 33-7038 29 30 2 101 CHAOTICDISORDER (1170) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-WHITE SETTLER 47-5322 25 14 2 100 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (1148 NORTH FORK
-CUBA 26-3917 23 9 0 100 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
-WIMPERETTA 54-2655 27 17 1 99 TRADERS OF TROCAR (1027) TROCAR
MANI 31-5102 24 26 4 97 SOL INVICTUS (993) CHIMLEVTAL
-HUMBUG 47-5199 25 18 1 94 LAND OF OZ (28) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GIMLET 4-6218 24 32 2 92 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487 23 12 2 92 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
BLUE BLOOD 73-3657 17 10 1 92 BLACK & BLUE (1090) ERINIKA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-LOSING IS FUN 12-6330 21 13 1 88 WHO DA MAN? (1200) RIZTAB
HORAGALLES 31-5212 19 17 2 88 SOL INVICTUS (993) CHIMLEVTAL
FRED BEAR 47-5348 20 11 0 87 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
FROSTFLARE 45-4112 21 18 1 76 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE
-VERN 75-3186 20 12 1 73 MANAGER MUSINGS (1163) JADE MOUNTAIN
-TANGERINE TOAD 11-6603 23 3 0 72 ANIMAL FARM (1095) ARUAK CITY
SUNFLASH 45-3474 32 49 1 71 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE
-CHILLILI CHES 73-5604 19 40 1 71 FAVORITE GUYS (1205) ERINIKA
XYCO 54-2899 16 10 2 70 JANIX (1223) TROCAR
-NERVE RAKER 21-1874 19 11 1 69 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
WOZZECK 47-5644 15 9 1 68 THE OPERA (1207) NORTH FORK
-LADY MACBETH 8-4627 20 6 0 66 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS
LEGALASS 4-6217 26 30 1 65 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 25 22 0 65 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
-BREADSTICKS 14-3772 22 10 0 65 PISSED PIZZA GUYS (831) TOBIR
BLACK FLAG 82--19490 21 13 3 63 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
-WASTELANDER 54-2134 20 16 1 63 EYE OF THE STORM (1164) TROCAR
<ERASER> 71-5644 18 9 0 63 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (1109) KYR'TERR
-PROHIBITION 47-5607 16 15 0 63 INDIFFERENCE (1221) NORTH FORK
SCANDALF 4-6219 26 31 0 62 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
SIPPYCUP SAM 14-4280 18 17 3 61 PLAYPEN (1146) TOBIR
-WHAT'S A BLINKER? 14-3773 22 16 0 60 PISSED PIZZA GUYS (831) TOBIR
LADY CONSOLACION 28-3703 23 33 2 54 FILIPINA LADYZ (1147) MORYA
LADY DOMINGA 28-3702 18 38 0 51 FILIPINA LADYZ (1147) MORYA
LITTLE DEVIL 14-4359 18 17 0 46 PLAYPEN (1146) TOBIR
FENDER GRALE 50-3389 22 44 2 44 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND
-KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372 21 15 0 43 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
WEINERMUN 37-2635 57 52 3 ALL THE MUN'S MEN 219 GRINNON BEARIT 47-2955 185
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
White Settler -- Thanks for the good time. My acne is gone! -- Zit
Maybe you should send out a search party.
Urg Gutspiller -- Gee, I really had a great time with you. Thanks for letting me
call on you. Did you like my ukulele? -- Tiny Tim
Scorpius -- You taught me never to mess with a Knight. Sigh. How can I be Queen Of
Beasts if .......? -- Lioness
Balclutha -- Thanks for the tussle, Studmuffin. That weapon of yours, well, all I
can say is WOW! You sure know how to hit the sweet spot. Thanks for letting me be
on top at the end. I like it like that! (wink) -- Ravishing Redbud
Toadkiller Dog -- If you are going to downchallenge, at least have your Manager
select someone for which you have a possibility of victory. Understand? One good
thing about doctors is that they are always sending me work. -- Mortician
Dunedin -- A TV a day makes for a Golden yay, yay! -- Five Golden Rings (still
humming)
Balder -- But I think I love you ....... -- Blue Velvet
Mosgiel -- sigh. -- Tiny Tim
Crip -- This is a nonsmoking arena, isn't it? That is why Winston has been
restricted from using his TV. -- The Consortium Elders
Hungry Bones -- Well, remind me to stay away from your bones, then, I don't want to
be eaten. -- Hollan Innis
Uncertain Omelet -- Darn straight! That's practically an ANTIQUE cheese you have
there, I swear I saw it move. -- Gilia Harn, rethinking her position on omelets to
get farther away
Aragant -- Actually, I'm glad you're here. I understand that us Northern Lights and
Middle Way warriors will get to retire soon and make way for Dogs of War, JUST to
keep you company. I can live with that. -- Snowfall
Bearnice -- I suppose that names sounds more friendly than calling you Bear-nasty,
which would be appropriate. -- Shard
Demonichellion -- Chaos is vastly overrated. -- Ellita Fess
Loogie Clap -- I hadn't realized it could actually make you SHRINK. Gods, how awful.
-- Frostflare
Sippycup Sam -- What's IN that cup, anyway? -- Fender Grale
Legalass -- Hmm, Jorja said you should be an elf. Why are you a golem instead? --
Sunflash
P.S. Ah... Ketchum was right about the "lawyers" thing. I don't like them much.
But you aren't one, are you?
General Public -- Yes, well, you'll be up in my neighborhood again in no time. --
Hollan Innis
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MAD CAT was viciously subdued by RANDOM MATCHUP in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
CRUMBSNATCHER demolished BLUE VELVET in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SODOM was bested by RAVISHING REDBUD in a popular 5 minute Challenge contest.
BRAND overpowered AGLIBOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BALDER overpowered HUNGRY BONES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
BEARNICE overpowered GILIA HARN in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
TOM SAWYER unbelievably bested URG GUTSPILLER in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
TINY TIM won victory over HOLLAN INNIS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
MANI was overpowered by ELLITA FESS in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
MOSGIEL savagely defeated GIMLET in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
FRED BEAR handily defeated ROXANNE DE'MORRE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BLUE BLOOD devastated WOZZECK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
THE WHEAT KING overcame BALCLUTHA in a action packed 4 minute gory fight.
WHACKING WILLOW slimly won victory over TOADKILLER DOG in a 16 minute duel.
BEAR ACUDA bested CANNONBALL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
GRINNON BEARIT assassinated WEINERMUN in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
MORTICIAN savagely defeated BRIARTHORN in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bloody fight.
DUNEDIN was devastated by EVE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WRETCHEDMISERY was viciously subdued by UNCERTAIN OMELET in a popular 2 minute match.
PAT vanquished SPATHA in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched fray.
ARTEMISIA was overpowered by WHEEL OF FORTUNE in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
STIGMA OF STUPID overpowered VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SOUL SCOURGE overpowered SNOWFALL in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven match.
ARAGANT was handily defeated by SCORPIUS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SHARD overpowered CHEATING MANAGER in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
DEMONICHELLION overpowered SUNFLASH in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
LOOGIE CLAP savagely defeated LEGALASS in a popular 5 minute gory match.
BLACK FLAG beat LADY CONSOLACION in a 2 minute bout.
<ERASER> beat LADY DOMINGA in a 2 minute fray.
SIPPYCUP SAM was narrowly defeated by FROSTFLARE in a action packed 1 minute contest.
LITTLE DEVIL was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SCANDALF was viciously subdued by XYCO in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
FENDER GRALE was overpowered by HORAGALLES in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 13 TOTAL PARRY 75 - 40 - 0 65 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 STRIKING ATTACK 33 - 22 - 1 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 SLASHING ATTACK 42 - 34 - 1 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 LUNGING ATTACK 84 - 68 - 1 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 WALL OF STEEL 38 - 37 - 1 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 30 - 34 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 23 - 31 - 2 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 30 - 1 33 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 38 - 0 30 |
Turn 185 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 10 - 3 AIMED BLOW 3 - 4 5 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 6 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 6 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048 33 14 4 271 OVERRATED (1044)
TOTAL PARRY WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 42 10 1 261 FLOWER GIRLS (265)
PARRY-LUNGE BEAR ACUDA 47-4995 31 21 1 232 THE BEAR'S PAW (196)
WALL OF STEEL CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842 50 31 1 214 ONE GOOD DUDE (396)
SLASHING ATTACK WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529 50 45 2 210 DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558)
STRIKING ATTACK STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 34 16 1 203 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)
BASHING ATTACK MAD CAT 7-2965 55 37 6 200 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
AIMED BLOW UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786 21 9 0 188 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (704)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SNOWFALL 45-3473 46 35 1 165 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)
The overall popularity leader is DUNEDIN 14-3703. The most popular warrior this turn
was BALCLUTHA 14-3169. The ten other most popular fighters were TOADKILLER DOG
47-1103, SODOM 31-4368, MORTICIAN 2-3890, MOSGIEL 14-3836, UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786,
LEGALASS 4-6217, URG GUTSPILLER 59-2561, BRIARTHORN 12-5671, CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842,
and THE WHEAT KING 58-5407.
The least popular fighter this week was FENDER GRALE 50-3389. The other ten least
popular fighters were LITTLE DEVIL 14-4359, ARAGANT 4-6220, SNOWFALL 45-3473, DUNEDIN
14-3703, WOZZECK 47-5644, GILIA HARN 50-3391, <ERASER> 71-5644, SUNFLASH 45-3474,
SPATHA 31-4996, and WEINERMUN 37-2635.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 4 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 0 0
JHELUM(4) 0 4 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 1 0
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 3 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 0 3 0 NORTH FORK(47) 5 2 1 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
TOBIR(14) 1 4 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 4 0 DWES EG(82) 3 0 0
LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 2 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 1 2 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MORTICIAN 2-3890 78 20 1 234 DARK TOADS (1185) NIANIA
ARAGANT 4-6220 33 21 0 118 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
MAD CAT 7-2965 55 37 6 200 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
TOM SAWYER 8-4281 22 9 0 119 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS
BLUE VELVET 11-6248 29 11 0 185 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY
BRIARTHORN 12-5671 42 37 2 200 DARKMOON (1169) RIZTAB
BALCLUTHA 14-3169 32 42 1 203 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529 50 45 2 210 DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558) LYRATILAN
BALDER 28-3778 28 24 3 181 VALHALLA (1102) MORYA
SODOM 31-4368 33 20 1 204 DARQUE FORCES (908) CHIMLEVTAL
WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 34 23 0 173 CHAOTICDISORDER (1170) NIATOLI ISLAND
PAT 35-2292 44 44 2 215 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
WEINERMUN 37-2635 57 52 3 194 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) SIBIKHAS
SNOWFALL 45-3473 46 35 1 165 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE
GRINNON BEARIT 47-2955 44 30 4 302 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
GILIA HARN 50-3391 34 38 0 143 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 42 10 1 261 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
XYCO 54-2899 16 10 2 70 JANIX (1223) TROCAR
THE WHEAT KING 58-5407 75 57 2 257 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (1172) DELARQ TOR
SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589 32 12 0 194 VILE REAVERS (1134) ILLIS
TINY TIM 60-6042 24 7 1 128 CRAZY CREEPS (363) ARADI
<ERASER> 71-5644 18 9 0 63 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (1109) KYR'TERR
CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842 50 31 1 214 ONE GOOD DUDE (396) DRAGONHEAD
BLUE BLOOD 73-3657 17 10 1 92 BLACK & BLUE (1090) ERINIKA
BRAND 82-13289 44 31 1 210 TOADS OF AMBER III (1180) DWES EG
RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048 33 14 4 271 OVERRATED (1044) OLD VALAMANTIS
SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN ATLANTA!
Our next summer FTF will be held in Atlanta, Georgia, July 27-29, 2007. It will be
held at the Sheraton Buckhead Hotel in Atlanta, on 3405 Lenox Road NE (404-261-9250).
Room rates are $95.00 per night, 1-4 occupancy. There is a free shuttle from the
MARTA station two blocks away and free parking, high speed internet (for extra charge),
fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--ask for the Reality
Simulations room block. Look for transportation info in the tournament information
sheet. We hope you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!