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Date   : 09/11/2007    Duedate: 10/08/2007

CRYSALIS

DM-106    TURN-187

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 REAL BEER 21/859     1870  939 25 66.6      SUPERIOR FORCES ZC 71/1109            
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                     8-KNIGHT BREED 45/1070  107   96  1 52.7
    D.A. REJECTS 73/352                         DARQUE FORCES 31/908                  
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         DARQUE FORCES 72/1009                 
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                    9 COMMON JOE'S 35/509   487  500  4 49.3
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                        ONE GOOD DUDE 72/396                  
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214            
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/219              
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         BLACK & BLUE 73/1090                  
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117                     DUELING FOR DOLLARS 25/558            
  2 LENPROS 30/189        221  125  0 63.9      OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808              
    PAPER MARIO 5/1224                       10 JANIX 54/1223          92  116  3 44.2
    Z GLADIATORZ 8/1128                         THE BEAR'S PAW 47/196                 
    TOADS OF AMBER III 82/1180                  VALHALLA 28/1102                      
    DARK TOADS 2/1185                           PLAYPEN 14/1146                       
    CRAZY CREEPS 60/363                      11 DARKMOON 12/1169       47   66  1 41.6
    SMITHSONIAN 8/250                           VILE REAVERS 59/1134                  
    GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577                    SOL INVICTUS 31/993                   
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                         CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1170               
    COLORIFIC 11/1050                           AUTUMN LIGHTNING 58/1172              
    DARK TOADS 05D 82/1184                   12 DOGS OF WAR 4/1227    375  652  4 36.5
  3 TONGUE N CHE 82/1203    7    4  0 63.6      NORTHERN LIGHTS 45/1042               
  4 OLD HABITS 47/1230    310  190  1 62.0      MIDDLE WAY 6 50/1114                  
  5 OVERRATED 96/1044      85   54  1 61.2   13 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041    8   15  1 34.8
    UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881                  14-X-POSSE 72/1093        25   47  2 34.7
    MYSTIC ORC FEAST 47/704                  15 BLOOD AND GU 52/1228    1    2  0 33.3
    WASTED SCUM 47/1112                      16 FILIPINA LAD 28/1147    6   19  1 24.0
  6-PLATOON 31/1222         3    2  0 60.0   17-THE SHALLOWSH 4/1206    2    9  0 18.2
  7 THE OPERA 47/1207      15   11  0 57.7

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                             ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 287): BURPS FIRE HAMMER of ACID FIRE HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 284): VAIDISAIVA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 282): ULTHAR THYDRIM of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 237): SMIRK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 240): RAGGEDY ANN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 254): TEMPUS of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 240): GERRICK GRIMM of DRUID'S GROVE (Armalias, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 234): SHY ANN of SITTEES (Barnabas, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 224): GLUM of JANIX (KAT, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 212): DERELICT of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 189): EYE OF THE NEEDLE oF HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 189): CRYBABY of OUTLAWS (Savant, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 189): KARATIA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 287): BLOOD RITES (Wretch, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 284): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 282): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 237): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 240): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 254): THINGS I DROOL IN (Snuln, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 240): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 234): SITTEES (Barnabas, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 223): JANIX (KAT, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 210): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 189): DOGS OF WAR (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 189): SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 189): PLAY BALL (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 286): TIEN of YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 280): POSEIDONIS of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 253): SISTER MARY SARAH of OLD HABITS (Soultaker, mgr.)
                             SISTER SLEDGE of OLD HABITS (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 233): TONNELLE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 189): JESSICA RABBIT of BRAIN FOOD 36 (The Sandman, mgr.)
                 (turn 188): PUPPY ON PATROL of DOGS OF WAR (?, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

Greetings, fine warriors of Crysalis, it is quite a great day to be back on the
throne again.  It as been over 2 years since I was up here.  I don't know how long I
will be here in Crysalis for my manager tells me that I will most likely be going off
to Primus this next split.  He also told me that some of his other warriors in his
stable might be off to Primus.  You never know what will happen.  But rest assured
that there will be a consistent of 9 warriors fighting for the Mun.  Well I guess
that is all for now.  Until next time.

Crumbsnatcher

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Debby Tonte kindly dropped by to point out to me that Crysalis had fights today.
I knew that.

     Nobody wanted to sit down at the Mystic Orc Feast, and Darkmoon didn't want it
most.
     Balder got the most challenges.
     Out of thirty-three fights, only one involved a standby.
     Out of fourteen challenges, one was issued by a tourney victor.  Good cess!

     TWINK (5-4396) (18-9-2,65) of PAPER MARIO fought EPIMONIDAS (4-5683) (20-21-
0,75) of DOGS OF WAR.  TWINK overpowered EPIMONIDAS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
Is this "twinkletoes," or "tiddly-twinks," or what?  Well, whatever, Epimonidas
doesn't do it.  A solid, serious type, Ep.
     SIPPYCUP SAM (14-4280) (19-17-3,82) of PLAYPEN fought LYSISTRATA (4-5389) (24-
10-2,82) of DOGS OF WAR.  SIPPYCUP SAM devastated LYSISTRATA in a 1 minute uneven
bout.  Ha.  She thought she was headed back into retirement, and she wasn't quite
fast enough.  Maybe next time, lady.
     LADY DOMINGA (28-3702) (19-38-0,83) of FILIPINA LADYZ fought CUBA (26-3917) (23-
10-0,85) of HERE TO PHOENIX.  LADY DOMINGA was devastated by CUBA in a 1 minute one-
sided battle.  Just on the face of it, I would have expected it to go the other way.
But maybe Dominga wasn't ready.  Maybe Cuba was.
     LADY CONSOLACION (28-3703) (24-33-2,84) of FILIPINA LADYZ fought SHERMAN (4-
5391) (17-13-1,62) of DOGS OF WAR.  LADY CONSOLACION butchered SHERMAN in a 1 minute
one-sided duel.  Now that is one tough lady, and Sherman should be justly embarrassed
when he recovers.  Another Dog who will be glad to resume retirement, no doubt.

     ROXANNE DE'MORRE (50-3449) (25-23-0,70) of DRUID'S GROVE fought LITTLE DEVIL
(14-4359) (18-18-0,50) of PLAYPEN.  ROXANNE DE'MORRE narrowly defeated LITTLE DEVIL
in an exciting 2 minute fray.  Given the disparity in records and rankings, the fact
that this defeat was "narrow" does not speak well of Roxy.
     BLACK FLAG (82-46046) (22-13-3,68) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought WOZZECK (47-5644)
(16-9-1,79) of THE OPERA.  BLACK FLAG defeated WOZZECK in an exciting 3 minute bout.
And Woz was lucky to come out of this one alive.
     MOSGIEL (14-3836) (26-14-1,97) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS fought PERICLES (4-5531)
(23-25-2,63) of DOGS OF WAR.  MOSGIEL beat PERICLES in a popular 2 minute match.  No
great surprise, but we salute Mosgiel for the victory anyway.
     SENATOR SEDALIA (30-4245) (22-9-0,120) of LENPROS fought BLUE BLOOD (73-3657)
(18-10-1,100) of BLACK & BLUE.  SENATOR SEDALIA was savagely defeated by BLUE BLOOD
in an action packed 3 minute duel.  Ooooh, bad BAD luck for the Senator, who is
adventuring.  Authors are so suggestible.
     LOOGIE CLAP (82-46049) (24-12-2,102) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought TAOS (26-4042)
(20-12-1,145) of HERE TO PHOENIX.  LOOGIE CLAP was vanquished by TAOS in a 3 minute
one-sided bout.  Was it the Taos Lightning that did the job?  It's vanquished more
than one vistor.

     HUNGRY BONES (31-4720) (22-14-1,150) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS fought GENERAL PUBLIC
(31-3112) (20-19-1,123) of MILITARY MAYHEM.  HUNGRY BONES savagely defeated GENERAL
PUBLIC in an exciting 3 minute bloody fray.  Perhaps this is a sign that Hungry could
be a worthy orc after all.
     MANI (31-5102) (25-26-4,103) of SOL INVICTUS fought ZIT (8-4385) (24-3-0,141) of
Z GLADIATORZ.  MANI lost to ZIT in a 2 minute fray.  Ah, too much greasy food.  The
fries, the cheeseburgers, the donuts....
     DEMONICHELLION (33-7038) (29-31-2,109) of CHAOTICDISORDER fought ADAM'S APPLE
(52-3203) (23-12-0,120) of OTTO'S PARTS.  DEMONICHELLION lost to ADAM'S APPLE in a 2
minute bout.  Aha, it would seem that Otto is a man of many POTENT parts here.  Good
work.
     HARI-KARI (73-3049) (15-4-0,154) of WAY TO GO! II fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE
(106-8) (0-0-0,110) of the College of Mimes.  HARI-KARI vanquished ZORRO, THE GAY
BLADE in an exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.  Good to see and, in its way, fitting.
There is a pleasing subtle symmetry to this.
     DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (100-36-2,207) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought UNCERTAIN OMELET
(47-3786) (21-10-0,187) of MYSTIC ORC FEAST.  DUTCH TREAT overpowered UNCERTAIN
OMELET in an exciting 5 minute gory uneven fight.  Uncertain never expected to be
paying for breakfast HIMSELF.  Or herself, as the case might be.

     TOADKILLER DOG (47-1103) (34-16-1,200) of WASTED SCUM fought WRETCHEDMISERY (33-
7255) (35-23-0,175) of CHAOTICDISORDER.  TOADKILLER DOG handily defeated
WRETCHEDMISERY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.  And it's a good thing that
Wretchedmisery wasn't a dog, or it would have been more than a defeat here.
     SPATHA (31-4996) (40-34-2,202) of SOL INVICTUS fought RANDOM MATCHUP (96-1048)
(33-15-4,195) of OVERRATED.  SPATHA was vanquished by RANDOM MATCHUP in an action
packed 2 minute one-sided match.  It would appear that RM is NOT overrated.
     MAD CAT (7-2965) (56-37-6,224) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS fought ARTEMISIA (12-
5096) (47-48-0,202) of DARKMOON.  MAD CAT handily defeated ARTEMISIA in a popular 2
minute gory mismatched competition.  Ah, there's something ABOUT a mad cat.  Very
scary.  The teeth, the claws, the glaring eyes, the fur on end....
     FIGHTER ACE (47-1189) (69-47-6,215) of ROYAL FLUSH fought WHACKING WILLOW (52-
3167) (42-11-1,201) of FLOWER GIRLS.  FIGHTER ACE savagely defeated WHACKING WILLOW
in an exciting 4 minute gory bout.  And Willow enjoyed it a lot more than she should
have.  You're supposed to seek victory, Willow.
     NEWT GINGRICH (5-3399) (84-28-0,213) of PARTY ANIMALS fought BRIARTHORN (12-
5671) (42-38-2,198) of DARKMOON.  NEWT GINGRICH devastated BRIARTHORN in an exciting
1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.  This is what comes of partying all night.  Stamina.
Creative gambits.  Lack of restraint.  Bloodshot eyes.  The whole nine yards.

     An, the challenge matches!  Splendid.  Challenge often, managers of Crysalis,
and challenge well.
     HORAGALLES (31-5212) (20-17-2,100) of SOL INVICTUS challenged JIMMY CUSTER (4-
6268) (23-26-2,100) of DOGS OF WAR.  Straight across.  HORAGALLES handily defeated
JIMMY CUSTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.  As you can see, Jimmy is used
to losing fights.  It runs in his family, or so I'm told.
     URG GUTSPILLER (59-2561) (25-14-1,124) of VILE REAVERS challenged BEARNICE (47-
2847) (29-38-7,135) of THE BEAR'S PAW.  Up 11.  URG GUTSPILLER vanquished BEARNICE in
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.  She was trying to get him to wipe his feet
before stepping into the clean kitchen but no vile reaver will do something so...
soft.
     BODDINGTON'S (21-5035) (23-12-0,164) of REAL BEER challenged DUNEDIN (14-3703)
(31-49-0,180) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS.  Up 16.  BODDINGTON'S was savagely defeated by
DUNEDIN in a 4 minute Challenge conflict.  That Dunedin can really hold his beer!
Never offer to buy the man a drink.
     SOUL SCOURGE (59-2589) (32-13-0,190) of VILE REAVERS challenged STIGMA OF STUPID
(31-4948) (34-17-1,191) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS.  Up 1.  SOUL SCOURGE was handily
defeated by STIGMA OF STUPID in a 2 minute Challenge contest.  I would think that the
orcs would be glad to claim this Stigma.  Look at his record!  A winning battler.
Finest kind.
     PHILLIP THE BIRD (40-3708) (17-11-1,187) of CRUEL PET NAMES challenged AGLIBOL
(12-5848) (38-34-1,187) of DARKMOON.  Straight across.  PHILLIP THE BIRD was narrowly
defeated by AGLIBOL in a 3 minute Challenge match.  I'm going to pass on this one, as
all the comments that occur to me are better left unsaid.  Well, I could say:  Good
fight!
     JACK VALTRAEDS (47-407) (107-68-2,205) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged BEAR ACUDA (47-
4995) (31-22-1,206) of THE BEAR'S PAW.  Up 1.  JACK VALTRAEDS beat BEAR ACUDA in a
popular 3 minute Challenge melee.  What a surprise.

     KING UVDAHELL (47-1643) (50-26-1,200) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged WEINERMUN (37-
2635) (57-53-3,200) of ALL THE MUN'S MEN.  Straight across.  KING UVDAHELL vanquished
WEINERMUN in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  Pickles.  That's the key.
     DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (45-24-1,206) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged WHEEL OF FORTUNE
(25-2529) (50-46-2,207) of DUELING FOR DOLLARS.  Up 1.  DISCO QUEEN won victory over
WHEEL OF FORTUNE in a 4 minute Challenge duel.  Those pounding lights, that flashing
music!
     KING FORADAY (47-3762) (56-49-4,202) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged PAT (35-2292)
(44-45-2,204) of COMMON JOE'S.  up 2.  KING FORADAY was viciously subdued by PAT in
an action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.  Not today, King.
     THE WHEAT KING (58-5407) (75-58-2,197) of AUTUMN LIGHTNING challenged BOARISH
YELTSIN (5-3109) (66-43-2,332) of PARTY ANIMALS.  Up lots.  Hmm, give me a minute
here.  135, I think?  This is insanity, you know.  Or great courage.  Sometimes it's
hard to tell the two apart.  THE WHEAT KING was vanquished by BOARISH YELTSIN in a 2
minute Challenge fight.
     DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (76-42-3,212) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged BALCLUTHA (14-
3169) (33-42-1,223) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS.  Up 11.  DAIRY QUEEN was savagely defeated
by BALCLUTHA in a 2 minute Challenge match.  And then, I shudder to remember it,
allowed to MELT in the sun!  Horrible.
     BRAND (82-13289) (45-31-1,228) of TOADS OF AMBER III challenged GRINNON BEARIT
(47-2955) (45-30-4,323) of THE BEAR'S PAW.  Up 95?  Something like that.  BRAND
demolished GRINNON BEARIT in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  An
amazing upset victory for Brand!

     Our tourney victor, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS (16-4331) (37-7-0,184) of GOLDEN
GLADIATORS TV challenged BALDER (28-3778) (29-24-3,189) of VALHALLA.  Up 5.  FIVE
GOLDEN RINGS unbelievably bested BALDER in a 6 minute Challenge fight.  Why is this
hard to belive?

     For the title:  FOUNTAIN TROLL (73-643) (84-26-2,375) of D.A. REJECTS challenged
CRUMBSNATCHER (72-1842) (51-31-1,235) of ONE GOOD DUDE.  Down 140.  What the heck,
it's for the title.  FOUNTAIN TROLL viciously subdued CRUMBSNATCHER in a 6 minute
Challenge Title brawl.  Congratulations to Fountain Troll for this victory.

                                      Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FOUNTAIN TROLL 73-643       85  26  2  393  D.A. REJECTS (352)         ERINIKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109      67  43  2  353  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 BRAND 82-13289              46  31  1  249  TOADS OF AMBER III (1180)  DWES EG
 BALCLUTHA 14-3169           34  42  1  248  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
-MORTICIAN 2-3890            79  20  1  243  DARK TOADS (1185)          NIANIA
 FIGHTER ACE 47-1189         70  47  6  239  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 MAD CAT 7-2965              57  37  6  237  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
-RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197    35  12  0  227  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399        85  28  0  225  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        101  36  2  223  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407      108  68  2  218  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         46  24  1  216  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 PAT 35-2292                 45  45  2  216  COMMON JOE'S (509)         MURSKA
 STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948    35  17  1  214  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
 RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048      34  15  4  214  OVERRATED (1044)           OLD VALAMANTIS
 KING UVDAHELL 47-1643       51  26  1  213  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103      35  16  1  211  WASTED SCUM (1112)         NORTH FORK

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842       51  32  1  210  ONE GOOD DUDE (396)        DRAGONHEAD
 BEAR ACUDA 47-4995          31  23  1  206  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK
-EVE 72-4596                 26  13  0  206  DARQUE FORCES (1009)       DRAGONHEAD
 WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529    50  47  2  204  DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558)  LYRATILAN
-SODOM 31-4368               33  20  1  204  DARQUE FORCES (908)        CHIMLEVTAL
 BRIARTHORN 12-5671          42  39  2  203  DARKMOON (1169)            RIZTAB
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     42  12  1  202  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786    21  11  0  199  MYSTIC ORC FEAST (704)     NORTH FORK
 AGLIBOL 12-5848             39  34  1  198  DARKMOON (1169)            RIZTAB
-CANNONBALL 72-5313          25  29  1  198  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 WEINERMUN 37-2635           57  54  3  196  ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219)    SIBIKHAS
 FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331   38   7  0  196  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
-BLUE VELVET 11-6248         30  11  0  196  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         76  43  3  195  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 THE WHEAT KING 58-5407      75  59  2  195  AUTUMN LIGHTNING (1172)    DELARQ TOR
 KING FORADAY 47-3762        56  50  4  195  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 ARTEMISIA 12-5096           47  49  0  195  DARKMOON (1169)            RIZTAB
 GRINNON BEARIT 47-2955      45  31  4  195  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK
 SPATHA 31-4996              40  35  2  192  SOL INVICTUS (993)         CHIMLEVTAL
 BALDER 28-3778              29  25  3  192  VALHALLA (1102)            MORYA
 DUNEDIN 14-3703             32  49  0  190  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589        32  14  0  186  VILE REAVERS (1134)        ILLIS
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    17  12  1  186  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255      35  24  0  176  CHAOTICDISORDER (1170)     NIATOLI ISLAND
-DIAMOND 82--32277           12   2  0  173  DARK TOADS 05D (1184)      DWES EG
-SNOWFALL 45-3473            46  35  1  165  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035        23  13  0  164  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-SCORPIUS 45-3752            34  17  0  157  KNIGHT BREED (1070)        STORMCROWE
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           16   4  0  156  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 HUNGRY BONES 31-4720        23  14  1  152  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TAOS 26-4042                21  12  1  151  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-GILIA HARN 50-3391          34  38  0  143  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
 ZIT 8-4385                  25   3  0  143  Z GLADIATORZ (1128)        ARKERS
 URG GUTSPILLER 59-2561      26  14  1  141  VILE REAVERS (1134)        ILLIS
-SHARD 45-3507               28  43  1  130  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
-TINY TIM 60-6042            24   7  1  128  CRAZY CREEPS (363)         ARADI
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112      20  20  1  128  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 BLUE BLOOD 73-3657          19  10  1  125  BLACK & BLUE (1090)        ERINIKA
 ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203        24  12  0  123  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-HOLLAN INNIS 50-3388        32  33  0  122  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
 BEARNICE 47-2847            29  39  7  122  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK
-ELLITA FESS 50-3392         36  35  1  119  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
-TOM SAWYER 8-4281           22   9  0  119  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS
-ARAGANT 4-6220              33  21  0  118  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
 MANI 31-5102                25  27  4  115  SOL INVICTUS (993)         CHIMLEVTAL
 DEMONICHELLION 33-7038      29  32  2  111  CHAOTICDISORDER (1170)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 HORAGALLES 31-5212          21  17  2  110  SOL INVICTUS (993)         CHIMLEVTAL
 SENATOR SEDALIA 30-4245     22  10  0  108  LENPROS (189)              IAYE
 LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487       24  13  2  105  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LADY CONSOLACION 28-3703    25  33  3  100  FILIPINA LADYZ (1147)      MORYA
-LADY HUNTSMAN 30-4579       29  12  0   99  LENPROS (189)              IAYE
 MOSGIEL 14-3836             27  14  1   99  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 SIPPYCUP SAM 14-4280        20  17  3   99  PLAYPEN (1146)             TOBIR
 CUBA 26-3917                24  10  0   94  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
-THE CRIPPLER 33-6188        23  17  7   93  RAVAGING LORDS (1204)      NIATOLI ISLAND
-GIMLET 4-6218               24  32  2   92  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
 JIMMY CUSTER 4-6268         23  27  2   91  DOGS OF WAR (1227)         JHELUM
-FRED BEAR 47-5348           21  11  0   91  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DAVY PRIVETTE 46-3447       26  12  0   90  FANDILS (220)              ARDIVENT
-TIEN 8-4672                 22  20  2   88  YAKUZA (1067)              ARKERS
-AMYTHEST 16-3446            18  33  0   87  MAXIMUM RESULTS (420)      WILLAF
-SISTER MARY SARAH 47-5137   26   7  0   85  OLD HABITS (1230)          NORTH FORK
 BLACK FLAG 82--19490        23  13  3   84  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 TWINK 5-4396                19   9  2   81  PAPER MARIO (1224)         KALTOS
 LADY DOMINGA 28-3702        19  39  0   78  FILIPINA LADYZ (1147)      MORYA
-FROSTFLARE 45-4112          21  18  1   76  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
 WOZZECK 47-5644             16  10  1   74  THE OPERA (1207)           NORTH FORK
 ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449    26  23  0   72  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
-SUNFLASH 45-3474            32  49  1   71  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
-STAR ROD 5-4391             21   7  0   70  PAPER MARIO (1224)         KALTOS
-LEGALASS 4-6217             26  30  1   65  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
-XYCO 54-2899                16  11  2   64  JANIX (1223)               TROCAR
-PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613     18   9  0   63  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
-<ERASER> 71-5644            18   9  0   63  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (1109)  KYR'TERR
-SCANDALF 4-6219             26  31  0   62  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
-SISTER SLEDGE 47-5341       19   4  1   62  OLD HABITS (1230)          NORTH FORK
-HUNTSMAN 7-5837             17   4  0   55  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-CARDINAL ARIZPE 30-4645     15   8  2   55  LENPROS (189)              IAYE
 LITTLE DEVIL 14-4359        18  19  0   54  PLAYPEN (1146)             TOBIR
-POSEIDONIS 31-5540          15   8  1   54  AVENGERS (259)             CHIMLEVTAL
-FENDER GRALE 50-3389        22  44  2   44  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
SHERMAN 4-5391             17  14  1 DOGS OF WAR 1227       LADY CONSOLACION 28-37 187

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Slugbait -- Great spot for Random.  Well done. -- The Consortium Elders

General Public -- For a change I glittered.  For a change. -- Diamond

King Foraday -- I am only displeased that I could not put you in a coffin and save
Crip all that money supporting you for the rest of your life.  Some days I am so
nice .... -- Mortician (with a gleam in his eye)

Mad Cat -- You surely whacked me!  Did you like it?  Should we try again.  I can show
you some things that would curl your toes! -- Whacking Willow

Aglibol -- My, my.  Your challenge--your style advantage--hmmmmm.  Now where was that
failure? -- Blue velvet (whistling cheerfully)

Toadkiller Dog -- Tsk, tsk.  We Toads do not take kindly to your silly actions.  You
don't really need more losses, do you? -- Brand, Toads Of Amber III

Wretch -- Welcome to Crysalis, the epitome of pre-primus arenas.  May your stay be
pleasurable, successful, and long. -- Consortiumites everywhere

Jorja -- Your implications of an insidious plot stimulated a chortle from this old
codger who seems to keep less and less straight as time flies by. -- Old What's His
Name

Diamond -- Oh, sure, the MUGS scratch me with the hardest thing known. -- General
Public

Wretchedmisery -- Okay, who paid off the MUGS this week.  Seems to have been more
than the normal fair share of mismatches in recognition anyway. -- Adam's Apple

Demonichellion -- And you get to complain about it in the opposite direction. --
Boddington's

Bearnice -- Are you sure you belong up here? -- Hari-Kari

Weinermun -- Next time, I will bring the pickle relish. -- Newt

Pat -- Mighty mighty close. -- Jack Valtraeds

Mortician -- Certainly not the ebb and tide of flow that I was expecting.  Makes me
wonder how much longer you'll be around -- King Foraday

Bear Acuda -- Bears, bears all over the place, but not a bowl of porridge to eat. --
Fountain Troll

Artemisia -- Spot me those 67 arena fights, and we'll see what happens. -- Phillip
The Bird

Grinnon Bearit -- IMNSHO, you really do deserve to have crossed the 300 point level.
-- King Uvdahell

Random Matchup -- What a great fight.  You defended the throne with honor.  I hope
that I can do the same. -- Crumbsnatcher

Whacking Willow -- You didn't seem to be doing much Whacking. -- Mad Cat

Hungry Bones -- Well, of COURSE you're unfit to be an orc, you have red hair!  I
never heard of an orc having red hair. -- Jimmy Custer

Loogie Clap -- You're disgusting.  Why am I not surprised? -- Betsy

Mani -- This was not how I pictured my return here.  Hmm.  Maybe I need to rethink
some things. -- Sherman

Blue Blood -- Hmm.  Blue?  I see that it doesn't get all over everything the way
certain other colors do (you should see the mess you get with green!), but how does
it work otherwise? -- Epimonidas

Lady Dominga -- Ah, they don't seem to be making ladies the way they used to.  I'm
not sure this is a good thing. -- Pericles

An "Alastarian Deserter"?  Ridiculous. -- Lysistrata

Xyco -- Only a fool would ride a gelding into battle. -- G.A. Custer

Sippycup Sam -- Ai ai ai!  What are you sipping, carramba! -- Super Che

Wozzeck -- (bats her eyelashes)  Run away with me, big boy! -- Helene de Troi

Lady Consolacion -- I'm not consoled. -- Jezebel

We could think of lots of things to say to Ketchum for his insults, but we are
reliably informed that they won't get past the censor.  Drat. -- the Dogs of War

Tiny Tim -- Tinkle all you want, I'm out of here. -- Hollan Innis

Just a note:  I won't be running ten Dogs here on a regular basis.  I just told the
Commission to move in all the ones they could catch, not realizing how many there
were lazing around in Talahya.  If my timing was good, only five will be active this
time, and for sure, only five next time. -- Jorja

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FIVE GOLDEN RINGS unbelievably bested BALDER in a 6 minute Challenge fight.
BRAND demolished GRINNON BEARIT in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
FOUNTAIN TROLL viciously subdued CRUMBSNATCHER in a 6 minute Challenge Title brawl.
DAIRY QUEEN was savagely defeated by BALCLUTHA in a 2 minute Challenge match.
THE WHEAT KING was vanquished by BOARISH YELTSIN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
KING FORADAY was viciously subdued by PAT in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
DISCO QUEEN won victory over WHEEL OF FORTUNE in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
KING UVDAHELL vanquished WEINERMUN in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
JACK VALTRAEDS beat BEAR ACUDA in a popular 3 minute Challenge melee.
PHILLIP THE BIRD was narrowly defeated by AGLIBOL in a 3 minute Challenge match.
SOUL SCOURGE was handily defeated by STIGMA OF STUPID in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
BODDINGTON'S was savagely defeated by DUNEDIN in a 4 minute Challenge conflict.
URG GUTSPILLER vanquished BEARNICE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
HORAGALLES handily defeated JIMMY CUSTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
NEWT GINGRICH devastated BRIARTHORN in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
FIGHTER ACE savagely defeated WHACKING WILLOW in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
MAD CAT handily defeated ARTEMISIA in a popular 2 minute gory mismatched competition.
SPATHA was vanquished by RANDOM MATCHUP in a action packed 2 minute one-sided match.
TOADKILLER DOG handily defeated WRETCHEDMISERY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DUTCH TREAT overpowered UNCERTAIN OMELET in a exciting 5 minute gory uneven fight.
HARI-KARI vanquished ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
DEMONICHELLION lost to ADAM'S APPLE in a 2 minute bout.
MANI lost to ZIT in a 2 minute fray.
HUNGRY BONES savagely defeated GENERAL PUBLIC in a exciting 3 minute bloody fray.
LOOGIE CLAP was vanquished by TAOS in a 3 minute one-sided bout.
SENATOR SEDALIA was savagely defeated by BLUE BLOOD in a action packed 3 minute duel.
MOSGIEL beat PERICLES in a popular 2 minute match.
BLACK FLAG defeated WOZZECK in a exciting 3 minute bout.
ROXANNE DE'MORRE narrowly defeated LITTLE DEVIL in a exciting 2 minute fray.
LADY CONSOLACION butchered SHERMAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LADY DOMINGA was devastated by CUBA in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SIPPYCUP SAM devastated LYSISTRATA in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TWINK overpowered EPIMONIDAS in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         STRIKING ATTACK   31 -  18 -  1      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         TOTAL PARRY       74 -  44 -  0      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         LUNGING ATTACK    92 -  74 -  1      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         SLASHING ATTACK   42 -  36 -  1      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW        34 -  36 -  0      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     23 -  27 -  2      46  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     40 -  52 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  34 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  27 -  1      33  |

Turn 187 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  4         4  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  9         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  5     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW         3 -  3     
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      FOUNTAIN TROLL 73-643      85  26  2  393 D.A. REJECTS (352)
SLASHING ATTACK  BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109     67  43  2  353 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
LUNGING ATTACK   BRAND 82-13289             46  31  1  249 TOADS OF AMBER III (1180)
BASHING ATTACK   MAD CAT 7-2965             57  37  6  237 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407     108  68  2  218 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-STRIKE     DISCO QUEEN 47-1992        46  24  1  216 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
STRIKING ATTACK  STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948   35  17  1  214 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)
WALL OF STEEL    CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842      51  32  1  210 ONE GOOD DUDE (396)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEAR ACUDA 47-4995         31  23  1  206 THE BEAR'S PAW (196)
AIMED BLOW       UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786   21  11  0  199 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (704)

The overall popularity leader is JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was BALDER 28-3778.  The ten other most popular fighters were CRUMBSNATCHER 
72-1842, FIGHTER ACE 47-1189, WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529, BLUE BLOOD 73-3657, FOUNTAIN 
TROLL 73-643, DUNEDIN 14-3703, BALCLUTHA 14-3169, DUTCH TREAT 26-1841, WOZZECK 
47-5644, and UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786.

The least popular fighter this week was EPIMONIDAS 4-5683.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LYSISTRATA 4-5389, LADY DOMINGA 28-3702, SHERMAN 4-5391, JIMMY 
CUSTER 4-6268, BEARNICE 47-2847, PERICLES 4-5531, LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487, 
WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255, SPATHA 31-4996, and BRIARTHORN 12-5671.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            0  5 0  CALEAM(26)           3  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  0 0  MORYA(28)            1  2 1  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       3  3 0  ILLIS(59)            1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            4  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          3  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          2  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       5  7 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JIMMY CUSTER 4-6268         23  27  2   91  DOGS OF WAR (1227)         JHELUM
 BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109      67  43  2  353  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 MAD CAT 7-2965              57  37  6  237  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 ZIT 8-4385                  25   3  0  143  Z GLADIATORZ (1128)        ARKERS
 BRIARTHORN 12-5671          42  39  2  203  DARKMOON (1169)            RIZTAB
 BALCLUTHA 14-3169           34  42  1  248  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331   38   7  0  196  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035        23  13  0  164  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529    50  47  2  204  DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558)  LYRATILAN
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        101  36  2  223  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 BALDER 28-3778              29  25  3  192  VALHALLA (1102)            MORYA
 SENATOR SEDALIA 30-4245     22  10  0  108  LENPROS (189)              IAYE
 STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948    35  17  1  214  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
 WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255      35  24  0  176  CHAOTICDISORDER (1170)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 PAT 35-2292                 45  45  2  216  COMMON JOE'S (509)         MURSKA
 WEINERMUN 37-2635           57  54  3  196  ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219)    SIBIKHAS
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    17  12  1  186  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 FIGHTER ACE 47-1189         70  47  6  239  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449    26  23  0   72  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     42  12  1  202  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 THE WHEAT KING 58-5407      75  59  2  195  AUTUMN LIGHTNING (1172)    DELARQ TOR
 SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589        32  14  0  186  VILE REAVERS (1134)        ILLIS
 CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842       51  32  1  210  ONE GOOD DUDE (396)        DRAGONHEAD
 FOUNTAIN TROLL 73-643       85  26  2  393  D.A. REJECTS (352)         ERINIKA
 BRAND 82-13289              46  31  1  249  TOADS OF AMBER III (1180)  DWES EG
 RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048      34  15  4  214  OVERRATED (1044)           OLD VALAMANTIS