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Date : 09/11/2007 Duedate: 10/08/2007
CRYSALIS
DM-106 TURN-187
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 REAL BEER 21/859 1870 939 25 66.6 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC 71/1109
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 8-KNIGHT BREED 45/1070 107 96 1 52.7
D.A. REJECTS 73/352 DARQUE FORCES 31/908
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 DARQUE FORCES 72/1009
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871 9 COMMON JOE'S 35/509 487 500 4 49.3
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 ONE GOOD DUDE 72/396
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/219
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 BLACK & BLUE 73/1090
CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117 DUELING FOR DOLLARS 25/558
2 LENPROS 30/189 221 125 0 63.9 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808
PAPER MARIO 5/1224 10 JANIX 54/1223 92 116 3 44.2
Z GLADIATORZ 8/1128 THE BEAR'S PAW 47/196
TOADS OF AMBER III 82/1180 VALHALLA 28/1102
DARK TOADS 2/1185 PLAYPEN 14/1146
CRAZY CREEPS 60/363 11 DARKMOON 12/1169 47 66 1 41.6
SMITHSONIAN 8/250 VILE REAVERS 59/1134
GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577 SOL INVICTUS 31/993
FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 CHAOTICDISORDER 33/1170
COLORIFIC 11/1050 AUTUMN LIGHTNING 58/1172
DARK TOADS 05D 82/1184 12 DOGS OF WAR 4/1227 375 652 4 36.5
3 TONGUE N CHE 82/1203 7 4 0 63.6 NORTHERN LIGHTS 45/1042
4 OLD HABITS 47/1230 310 190 1 62.0 MIDDLE WAY 6 50/1114
5 OVERRATED 96/1044 85 54 1 61.2 13 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041 8 15 1 34.8
UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881 14-X-POSSE 72/1093 25 47 2 34.7
MYSTIC ORC FEAST 47/704 15 BLOOD AND GU 52/1228 1 2 0 33.3
WASTED SCUM 47/1112 16 FILIPINA LAD 28/1147 6 19 1 24.0
6-PLATOON 31/1222 3 2 0 60.0 17-THE SHALLOWSH 4/1206 2 9 0 18.2
7 THE OPERA 47/1207 15 11 0 57.7
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WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 287): BURPS FIRE HAMMER of ACID FIRE HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 284): VAIDISAIVA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 282): ULTHAR THYDRIM of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 237): SMIRK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 240): RAGGEDY ANN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 254): TEMPUS of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 240): GERRICK GRIMM of DRUID'S GROVE (Armalias, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 234): SHY ANN of SITTEES (Barnabas, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 224): GLUM of JANIX (KAT, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 212): DERELICT of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 189): EYE OF THE NEEDLE oF HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 189): CRYBABY of OUTLAWS (Savant, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 189): KARATIA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 287): BLOOD RITES (Wretch, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 284): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 282): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 237): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 240): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 254): THINGS I DROOL IN (Snuln, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 240): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 234): SITTEES (Barnabas, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 223): JANIX (KAT, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 210): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 189): DOGS OF WAR (?, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 189): SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 189): PLAY BALL (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 286): TIEN of YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 280): POSEIDONIS of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 253): SISTER MARY SARAH of OLD HABITS (Soultaker, mgr.)
SISTER SLEDGE of OLD HABITS (Soultaker, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 233): TONNELLE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 189): JESSICA RABBIT of BRAIN FOOD 36 (The Sandman, mgr.)
(turn 188): PUPPY ON PATROL of DOGS OF WAR (?, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
Greetings, fine warriors of Crysalis, it is quite a great day to be back on the
throne again. It as been over 2 years since I was up here. I don't know how long I
will be here in Crysalis for my manager tells me that I will most likely be going off
to Primus this next split. He also told me that some of his other warriors in his
stable might be off to Primus. You never know what will happen. But rest assured
that there will be a consistent of 9 warriors fighting for the Mun. Well I guess
that is all for now. Until next time.
Crumbsnatcher
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Debby Tonte kindly dropped by to point out to me that Crysalis had fights today.
I knew that.
Nobody wanted to sit down at the Mystic Orc Feast, and Darkmoon didn't want it
most.
Balder got the most challenges.
Out of thirty-three fights, only one involved a standby.
Out of fourteen challenges, one was issued by a tourney victor. Good cess!
TWINK (5-4396) (18-9-2,65) of PAPER MARIO fought EPIMONIDAS (4-5683) (20-21-
0,75) of DOGS OF WAR. TWINK overpowered EPIMONIDAS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
Is this "twinkletoes," or "tiddly-twinks," or what? Well, whatever, Epimonidas
doesn't do it. A solid, serious type, Ep.
SIPPYCUP SAM (14-4280) (19-17-3,82) of PLAYPEN fought LYSISTRATA (4-5389) (24-
10-2,82) of DOGS OF WAR. SIPPYCUP SAM devastated LYSISTRATA in a 1 minute uneven
bout. Ha. She thought she was headed back into retirement, and she wasn't quite
fast enough. Maybe next time, lady.
LADY DOMINGA (28-3702) (19-38-0,83) of FILIPINA LADYZ fought CUBA (26-3917) (23-
10-0,85) of HERE TO PHOENIX. LADY DOMINGA was devastated by CUBA in a 1 minute one-
sided battle. Just on the face of it, I would have expected it to go the other way.
But maybe Dominga wasn't ready. Maybe Cuba was.
LADY CONSOLACION (28-3703) (24-33-2,84) of FILIPINA LADYZ fought SHERMAN (4-
5391) (17-13-1,62) of DOGS OF WAR. LADY CONSOLACION butchered SHERMAN in a 1 minute
one-sided duel. Now that is one tough lady, and Sherman should be justly embarrassed
when he recovers. Another Dog who will be glad to resume retirement, no doubt.
ROXANNE DE'MORRE (50-3449) (25-23-0,70) of DRUID'S GROVE fought LITTLE DEVIL
(14-4359) (18-18-0,50) of PLAYPEN. ROXANNE DE'MORRE narrowly defeated LITTLE DEVIL
in an exciting 2 minute fray. Given the disparity in records and rankings, the fact
that this defeat was "narrow" does not speak well of Roxy.
BLACK FLAG (82-46046) (22-13-3,68) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought WOZZECK (47-5644)
(16-9-1,79) of THE OPERA. BLACK FLAG defeated WOZZECK in an exciting 3 minute bout.
And Woz was lucky to come out of this one alive.
MOSGIEL (14-3836) (26-14-1,97) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS fought PERICLES (4-5531)
(23-25-2,63) of DOGS OF WAR. MOSGIEL beat PERICLES in a popular 2 minute match. No
great surprise, but we salute Mosgiel for the victory anyway.
SENATOR SEDALIA (30-4245) (22-9-0,120) of LENPROS fought BLUE BLOOD (73-3657)
(18-10-1,100) of BLACK & BLUE. SENATOR SEDALIA was savagely defeated by BLUE BLOOD
in an action packed 3 minute duel. Ooooh, bad BAD luck for the Senator, who is
adventuring. Authors are so suggestible.
LOOGIE CLAP (82-46049) (24-12-2,102) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought TAOS (26-4042)
(20-12-1,145) of HERE TO PHOENIX. LOOGIE CLAP was vanquished by TAOS in a 3 minute
one-sided bout. Was it the Taos Lightning that did the job? It's vanquished more
than one vistor.
HUNGRY BONES (31-4720) (22-14-1,150) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS fought GENERAL PUBLIC
(31-3112) (20-19-1,123) of MILITARY MAYHEM. HUNGRY BONES savagely defeated GENERAL
PUBLIC in an exciting 3 minute bloody fray. Perhaps this is a sign that Hungry could
be a worthy orc after all.
MANI (31-5102) (25-26-4,103) of SOL INVICTUS fought ZIT (8-4385) (24-3-0,141) of
Z GLADIATORZ. MANI lost to ZIT in a 2 minute fray. Ah, too much greasy food. The
fries, the cheeseburgers, the donuts....
DEMONICHELLION (33-7038) (29-31-2,109) of CHAOTICDISORDER fought ADAM'S APPLE
(52-3203) (23-12-0,120) of OTTO'S PARTS. DEMONICHELLION lost to ADAM'S APPLE in a 2
minute bout. Aha, it would seem that Otto is a man of many POTENT parts here. Good
work.
HARI-KARI (73-3049) (15-4-0,154) of WAY TO GO! II fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE
(106-8) (0-0-0,110) of the College of Mimes. HARI-KARI vanquished ZORRO, THE GAY
BLADE in an exciting 2 minute one-sided fight. Good to see and, in its way, fitting.
There is a pleasing subtle symmetry to this.
DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (100-36-2,207) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought UNCERTAIN OMELET
(47-3786) (21-10-0,187) of MYSTIC ORC FEAST. DUTCH TREAT overpowered UNCERTAIN
OMELET in an exciting 5 minute gory uneven fight. Uncertain never expected to be
paying for breakfast HIMSELF. Or herself, as the case might be.
TOADKILLER DOG (47-1103) (34-16-1,200) of WASTED SCUM fought WRETCHEDMISERY (33-
7255) (35-23-0,175) of CHAOTICDISORDER. TOADKILLER DOG handily defeated
WRETCHEDMISERY in a 1 minute one-sided contest. And it's a good thing that
Wretchedmisery wasn't a dog, or it would have been more than a defeat here.
SPATHA (31-4996) (40-34-2,202) of SOL INVICTUS fought RANDOM MATCHUP (96-1048)
(33-15-4,195) of OVERRATED. SPATHA was vanquished by RANDOM MATCHUP in an action
packed 2 minute one-sided match. It would appear that RM is NOT overrated.
MAD CAT (7-2965) (56-37-6,224) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS fought ARTEMISIA (12-
5096) (47-48-0,202) of DARKMOON. MAD CAT handily defeated ARTEMISIA in a popular 2
minute gory mismatched competition. Ah, there's something ABOUT a mad cat. Very
scary. The teeth, the claws, the glaring eyes, the fur on end....
FIGHTER ACE (47-1189) (69-47-6,215) of ROYAL FLUSH fought WHACKING WILLOW (52-
3167) (42-11-1,201) of FLOWER GIRLS. FIGHTER ACE savagely defeated WHACKING WILLOW
in an exciting 4 minute gory bout. And Willow enjoyed it a lot more than she should
have. You're supposed to seek victory, Willow.
NEWT GINGRICH (5-3399) (84-28-0,213) of PARTY ANIMALS fought BRIARTHORN (12-
5671) (42-38-2,198) of DARKMOON. NEWT GINGRICH devastated BRIARTHORN in an exciting
1 minute brutal one-sided brawl. This is what comes of partying all night. Stamina.
Creative gambits. Lack of restraint. Bloodshot eyes. The whole nine yards.
An, the challenge matches! Splendid. Challenge often, managers of Crysalis,
and challenge well.
HORAGALLES (31-5212) (20-17-2,100) of SOL INVICTUS challenged JIMMY CUSTER (4-
6268) (23-26-2,100) of DOGS OF WAR. Straight across. HORAGALLES handily defeated
JIMMY CUSTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout. As you can see, Jimmy is used
to losing fights. It runs in his family, or so I'm told.
URG GUTSPILLER (59-2561) (25-14-1,124) of VILE REAVERS challenged BEARNICE (47-
2847) (29-38-7,135) of THE BEAR'S PAW. Up 11. URG GUTSPILLER vanquished BEARNICE in
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout. She was trying to get him to wipe his feet
before stepping into the clean kitchen but no vile reaver will do something so...
soft.
BODDINGTON'S (21-5035) (23-12-0,164) of REAL BEER challenged DUNEDIN (14-3703)
(31-49-0,180) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS. Up 16. BODDINGTON'S was savagely defeated by
DUNEDIN in a 4 minute Challenge conflict. That Dunedin can really hold his beer!
Never offer to buy the man a drink.
SOUL SCOURGE (59-2589) (32-13-0,190) of VILE REAVERS challenged STIGMA OF STUPID
(31-4948) (34-17-1,191) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS. Up 1. SOUL SCOURGE was handily
defeated by STIGMA OF STUPID in a 2 minute Challenge contest. I would think that the
orcs would be glad to claim this Stigma. Look at his record! A winning battler.
Finest kind.
PHILLIP THE BIRD (40-3708) (17-11-1,187) of CRUEL PET NAMES challenged AGLIBOL
(12-5848) (38-34-1,187) of DARKMOON. Straight across. PHILLIP THE BIRD was narrowly
defeated by AGLIBOL in a 3 minute Challenge match. I'm going to pass on this one, as
all the comments that occur to me are better left unsaid. Well, I could say: Good
fight!
JACK VALTRAEDS (47-407) (107-68-2,205) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged BEAR ACUDA (47-
4995) (31-22-1,206) of THE BEAR'S PAW. Up 1. JACK VALTRAEDS beat BEAR ACUDA in a
popular 3 minute Challenge melee. What a surprise.
KING UVDAHELL (47-1643) (50-26-1,200) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged WEINERMUN (37-
2635) (57-53-3,200) of ALL THE MUN'S MEN. Straight across. KING UVDAHELL vanquished
WEINERMUN in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. Pickles. That's the key.
DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (45-24-1,206) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged WHEEL OF FORTUNE
(25-2529) (50-46-2,207) of DUELING FOR DOLLARS. Up 1. DISCO QUEEN won victory over
WHEEL OF FORTUNE in a 4 minute Challenge duel. Those pounding lights, that flashing
music!
KING FORADAY (47-3762) (56-49-4,202) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged PAT (35-2292)
(44-45-2,204) of COMMON JOE'S. up 2. KING FORADAY was viciously subdued by PAT in
an action packed 2 minute Challenge fight. Not today, King.
THE WHEAT KING (58-5407) (75-58-2,197) of AUTUMN LIGHTNING challenged BOARISH
YELTSIN (5-3109) (66-43-2,332) of PARTY ANIMALS. Up lots. Hmm, give me a minute
here. 135, I think? This is insanity, you know. Or great courage. Sometimes it's
hard to tell the two apart. THE WHEAT KING was vanquished by BOARISH YELTSIN in a 2
minute Challenge fight.
DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (76-42-3,212) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged BALCLUTHA (14-
3169) (33-42-1,223) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS. Up 11. DAIRY QUEEN was savagely defeated
by BALCLUTHA in a 2 minute Challenge match. And then, I shudder to remember it,
allowed to MELT in the sun! Horrible.
BRAND (82-13289) (45-31-1,228) of TOADS OF AMBER III challenged GRINNON BEARIT
(47-2955) (45-30-4,323) of THE BEAR'S PAW. Up 95? Something like that. BRAND
demolished GRINNON BEARIT in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. An
amazing upset victory for Brand!
Our tourney victor, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS (16-4331) (37-7-0,184) of GOLDEN
GLADIATORS TV challenged BALDER (28-3778) (29-24-3,189) of VALHALLA. Up 5. FIVE
GOLDEN RINGS unbelievably bested BALDER in a 6 minute Challenge fight. Why is this
hard to belive?
For the title: FOUNTAIN TROLL (73-643) (84-26-2,375) of D.A. REJECTS challenged
CRUMBSNATCHER (72-1842) (51-31-1,235) of ONE GOOD DUDE. Down 140. What the heck,
it's for the title. FOUNTAIN TROLL viciously subdued CRUMBSNATCHER in a 6 minute
Challenge Title brawl. Congratulations to Fountain Troll for this victory.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FOUNTAIN TROLL 73-643 85 26 2 393 D.A. REJECTS (352) ERINIKA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 67 43 2 353 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
BRAND 82-13289 46 31 1 249 TOADS OF AMBER III (1180) DWES EG
BALCLUTHA 14-3169 34 42 1 248 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
-MORTICIAN 2-3890 79 20 1 243 DARK TOADS (1185) NIANIA
FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 70 47 6 239 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
MAD CAT 7-2965 57 37 6 237 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
-RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 35 12 0 227 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399 85 28 0 225 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 101 36 2 223 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 108 68 2 218 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 46 24 1 216 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
PAT 35-2292 45 45 2 216 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 35 17 1 214 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL
RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048 34 15 4 214 OVERRATED (1044) OLD VALAMANTIS
KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 51 26 1 213 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 35 16 1 211 WASTED SCUM (1112) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842 51 32 1 210 ONE GOOD DUDE (396) DRAGONHEAD
BEAR ACUDA 47-4995 31 23 1 206 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
-EVE 72-4596 26 13 0 206 DARQUE FORCES (1009) DRAGONHEAD
WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529 50 47 2 204 DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558) LYRATILAN
-SODOM 31-4368 33 20 1 204 DARQUE FORCES (908) CHIMLEVTAL
BRIARTHORN 12-5671 42 39 2 203 DARKMOON (1169) RIZTAB
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 42 12 1 202 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786 21 11 0 199 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (704) NORTH FORK
AGLIBOL 12-5848 39 34 1 198 DARKMOON (1169) RIZTAB
-CANNONBALL 72-5313 25 29 1 198 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
WEINERMUN 37-2635 57 54 3 196 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) SIBIKHAS
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 38 7 0 196 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
-BLUE VELVET 11-6248 30 11 0 196 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 76 43 3 195 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
THE WHEAT KING 58-5407 75 59 2 195 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (1172) DELARQ TOR
KING FORADAY 47-3762 56 50 4 195 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
ARTEMISIA 12-5096 47 49 0 195 DARKMOON (1169) RIZTAB
GRINNON BEARIT 47-2955 45 31 4 195 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
SPATHA 31-4996 40 35 2 192 SOL INVICTUS (993) CHIMLEVTAL
BALDER 28-3778 29 25 3 192 VALHALLA (1102) MORYA
DUNEDIN 14-3703 32 49 0 190 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589 32 14 0 186 VILE REAVERS (1134) ILLIS
PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 17 12 1 186 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 35 24 0 176 CHAOTICDISORDER (1170) NIATOLI ISLAND
-DIAMOND 82--32277 12 2 0 173 DARK TOADS 05D (1184) DWES EG
-SNOWFALL 45-3473 46 35 1 165 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 23 13 0 164 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
-SCORPIUS 45-3752 34 17 0 157 KNIGHT BREED (1070) STORMCROWE
HARI-KARI 73-3049 16 4 0 156 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
HUNGRY BONES 31-4720 23 14 1 152 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAOS 26-4042 21 12 1 151 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-GILIA HARN 50-3391 34 38 0 143 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND
ZIT 8-4385 25 3 0 143 Z GLADIATORZ (1128) ARKERS
URG GUTSPILLER 59-2561 26 14 1 141 VILE REAVERS (1134) ILLIS
-SHARD 45-3507 28 43 1 130 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE
-TINY TIM 60-6042 24 7 1 128 CRAZY CREEPS (363) ARADI
GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 20 20 1 128 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
BLUE BLOOD 73-3657 19 10 1 125 BLACK & BLUE (1090) ERINIKA
ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 24 12 0 123 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
-HOLLAN INNIS 50-3388 32 33 0 122 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND
BEARNICE 47-2847 29 39 7 122 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
-ELLITA FESS 50-3392 36 35 1 119 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND
-TOM SAWYER 8-4281 22 9 0 119 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS
-ARAGANT 4-6220 33 21 0 118 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
MANI 31-5102 25 27 4 115 SOL INVICTUS (993) CHIMLEVTAL
DEMONICHELLION 33-7038 29 32 2 111 CHAOTICDISORDER (1170) NIATOLI ISLAND
HORAGALLES 31-5212 21 17 2 110 SOL INVICTUS (993) CHIMLEVTAL
SENATOR SEDALIA 30-4245 22 10 0 108 LENPROS (189) IAYE
LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487 24 13 2 105 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LADY CONSOLACION 28-3703 25 33 3 100 FILIPINA LADYZ (1147) MORYA
-LADY HUNTSMAN 30-4579 29 12 0 99 LENPROS (189) IAYE
MOSGIEL 14-3836 27 14 1 99 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
SIPPYCUP SAM 14-4280 20 17 3 99 PLAYPEN (1146) TOBIR
CUBA 26-3917 24 10 0 94 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
-THE CRIPPLER 33-6188 23 17 7 93 RAVAGING LORDS (1204) NIATOLI ISLAND
-GIMLET 4-6218 24 32 2 92 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
JIMMY CUSTER 4-6268 23 27 2 91 DOGS OF WAR (1227) JHELUM
-FRED BEAR 47-5348 21 11 0 91 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-DAVY PRIVETTE 46-3447 26 12 0 90 FANDILS (220) ARDIVENT
-TIEN 8-4672 22 20 2 88 YAKUZA (1067) ARKERS
-AMYTHEST 16-3446 18 33 0 87 MAXIMUM RESULTS (420) WILLAF
-SISTER MARY SARAH 47-5137 26 7 0 85 OLD HABITS (1230) NORTH FORK
BLACK FLAG 82--19490 23 13 3 84 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
TWINK 5-4396 19 9 2 81 PAPER MARIO (1224) KALTOS
LADY DOMINGA 28-3702 19 39 0 78 FILIPINA LADYZ (1147) MORYA
-FROSTFLARE 45-4112 21 18 1 76 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE
WOZZECK 47-5644 16 10 1 74 THE OPERA (1207) NORTH FORK
ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 26 23 0 72 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
-SUNFLASH 45-3474 32 49 1 71 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE
-STAR ROD 5-4391 21 7 0 70 PAPER MARIO (1224) KALTOS
-LEGALASS 4-6217 26 30 1 65 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
-XYCO 54-2899 16 11 2 64 JANIX (1223) TROCAR
-PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613 18 9 0 63 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
-<ERASER> 71-5644 18 9 0 63 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (1109) KYR'TERR
-SCANDALF 4-6219 26 31 0 62 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
-SISTER SLEDGE 47-5341 19 4 1 62 OLD HABITS (1230) NORTH FORK
-HUNTSMAN 7-5837 17 4 0 55 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-CARDINAL ARIZPE 30-4645 15 8 2 55 LENPROS (189) IAYE
LITTLE DEVIL 14-4359 18 19 0 54 PLAYPEN (1146) TOBIR
-POSEIDONIS 31-5540 15 8 1 54 AVENGERS (259) CHIMLEVTAL
-FENDER GRALE 50-3389 22 44 2 44 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
SHERMAN 4-5391 17 14 1 DOGS OF WAR 1227 LADY CONSOLACION 28-37 187
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Slugbait -- Great spot for Random. Well done. -- The Consortium Elders
General Public -- For a change I glittered. For a change. -- Diamond
King Foraday -- I am only displeased that I could not put you in a coffin and save
Crip all that money supporting you for the rest of your life. Some days I am so
nice .... -- Mortician (with a gleam in his eye)
Mad Cat -- You surely whacked me! Did you like it? Should we try again. I can show
you some things that would curl your toes! -- Whacking Willow
Aglibol -- My, my. Your challenge--your style advantage--hmmmmm. Now where was that
failure? -- Blue velvet (whistling cheerfully)
Toadkiller Dog -- Tsk, tsk. We Toads do not take kindly to your silly actions. You
don't really need more losses, do you? -- Brand, Toads Of Amber III
Wretch -- Welcome to Crysalis, the epitome of pre-primus arenas. May your stay be
pleasurable, successful, and long. -- Consortiumites everywhere
Jorja -- Your implications of an insidious plot stimulated a chortle from this old
codger who seems to keep less and less straight as time flies by. -- Old What's His
Name
Diamond -- Oh, sure, the MUGS scratch me with the hardest thing known. -- General
Public
Wretchedmisery -- Okay, who paid off the MUGS this week. Seems to have been more
than the normal fair share of mismatches in recognition anyway. -- Adam's Apple
Demonichellion -- And you get to complain about it in the opposite direction. --
Boddington's
Bearnice -- Are you sure you belong up here? -- Hari-Kari
Weinermun -- Next time, I will bring the pickle relish. -- Newt
Pat -- Mighty mighty close. -- Jack Valtraeds
Mortician -- Certainly not the ebb and tide of flow that I was expecting. Makes me
wonder how much longer you'll be around -- King Foraday
Bear Acuda -- Bears, bears all over the place, but not a bowl of porridge to eat. --
Fountain Troll
Artemisia -- Spot me those 67 arena fights, and we'll see what happens. -- Phillip
The Bird
Grinnon Bearit -- IMNSHO, you really do deserve to have crossed the 300 point level.
-- King Uvdahell
Random Matchup -- What a great fight. You defended the throne with honor. I hope
that I can do the same. -- Crumbsnatcher
Whacking Willow -- You didn't seem to be doing much Whacking. -- Mad Cat
Hungry Bones -- Well, of COURSE you're unfit to be an orc, you have red hair! I
never heard of an orc having red hair. -- Jimmy Custer
Loogie Clap -- You're disgusting. Why am I not surprised? -- Betsy
Mani -- This was not how I pictured my return here. Hmm. Maybe I need to rethink
some things. -- Sherman
Blue Blood -- Hmm. Blue? I see that it doesn't get all over everything the way
certain other colors do (you should see the mess you get with green!), but how does
it work otherwise? -- Epimonidas
Lady Dominga -- Ah, they don't seem to be making ladies the way they used to. I'm
not sure this is a good thing. -- Pericles
An "Alastarian Deserter"? Ridiculous. -- Lysistrata
Xyco -- Only a fool would ride a gelding into battle. -- G.A. Custer
Sippycup Sam -- Ai ai ai! What are you sipping, carramba! -- Super Che
Wozzeck -- (bats her eyelashes) Run away with me, big boy! -- Helene de Troi
Lady Consolacion -- I'm not consoled. -- Jezebel
We could think of lots of things to say to Ketchum for his insults, but we are
reliably informed that they won't get past the censor. Drat. -- the Dogs of War
Tiny Tim -- Tinkle all you want, I'm out of here. -- Hollan Innis
Just a note: I won't be running ten Dogs here on a regular basis. I just told the
Commission to move in all the ones they could catch, not realizing how many there
were lazing around in Talahya. If my timing was good, only five will be active this
time, and for sure, only five next time. -- Jorja
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS unbelievably bested BALDER in a 6 minute Challenge fight.
BRAND demolished GRINNON BEARIT in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
FOUNTAIN TROLL viciously subdued CRUMBSNATCHER in a 6 minute Challenge Title brawl.
DAIRY QUEEN was savagely defeated by BALCLUTHA in a 2 minute Challenge match.
THE WHEAT KING was vanquished by BOARISH YELTSIN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
KING FORADAY was viciously subdued by PAT in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
DISCO QUEEN won victory over WHEEL OF FORTUNE in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
KING UVDAHELL vanquished WEINERMUN in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
JACK VALTRAEDS beat BEAR ACUDA in a popular 3 minute Challenge melee.
PHILLIP THE BIRD was narrowly defeated by AGLIBOL in a 3 minute Challenge match.
SOUL SCOURGE was handily defeated by STIGMA OF STUPID in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
BODDINGTON'S was savagely defeated by DUNEDIN in a 4 minute Challenge conflict.
URG GUTSPILLER vanquished BEARNICE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
HORAGALLES handily defeated JIMMY CUSTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
NEWT GINGRICH devastated BRIARTHORN in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
FIGHTER ACE savagely defeated WHACKING WILLOW in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
MAD CAT handily defeated ARTEMISIA in a popular 2 minute gory mismatched competition.
SPATHA was vanquished by RANDOM MATCHUP in a action packed 2 minute one-sided match.
TOADKILLER DOG handily defeated WRETCHEDMISERY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DUTCH TREAT overpowered UNCERTAIN OMELET in a exciting 5 minute gory uneven fight.
HARI-KARI vanquished ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
DEMONICHELLION lost to ADAM'S APPLE in a 2 minute bout.
MANI lost to ZIT in a 2 minute fray.
HUNGRY BONES savagely defeated GENERAL PUBLIC in a exciting 3 minute bloody fray.
LOOGIE CLAP was vanquished by TAOS in a 3 minute one-sided bout.
SENATOR SEDALIA was savagely defeated by BLUE BLOOD in a action packed 3 minute duel.
MOSGIEL beat PERICLES in a popular 2 minute match.
BLACK FLAG defeated WOZZECK in a exciting 3 minute bout.
ROXANNE DE'MORRE narrowly defeated LITTLE DEVIL in a exciting 2 minute fray.
LADY CONSOLACION butchered SHERMAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LADY DOMINGA was devastated by CUBA in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SIPPYCUP SAM devastated LYSISTRATA in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TWINK overpowered EPIMONIDAS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 17 STRIKING ATTACK 31 - 18 - 1 63 |
|TOTAL PARRY 12 TOTAL PARRY 74 - 44 - 0 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 11 LUNGING ATTACK 92 - 74 - 1 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 SLASHING ATTACK 42 - 36 - 1 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 34 - 36 - 0 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 23 - 27 - 2 46 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 40 - 52 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 21 - 34 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 27 - 1 33 |
Turn 187 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 4 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 9 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 5 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 6
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY FOUNTAIN TROLL 73-643 85 26 2 393 D.A. REJECTS (352)
SLASHING ATTACK BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 67 43 2 353 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
LUNGING ATTACK BRAND 82-13289 46 31 1 249 TOADS OF AMBER III (1180)
BASHING ATTACK MAD CAT 7-2965 57 37 6 237 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 108 68 2 218 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-STRIKE DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 46 24 1 216 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
STRIKING ATTACK STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 35 17 1 214 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)
WALL OF STEEL CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842 51 32 1 210 ONE GOOD DUDE (396)
PARRY-LUNGE BEAR ACUDA 47-4995 31 23 1 206 THE BEAR'S PAW (196)
AIMED BLOW UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786 21 11 0 199 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (704)
The overall popularity leader is JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407. The most popular warrior
this turn was BALDER 28-3778. The ten other most popular fighters were CRUMBSNATCHER
72-1842, FIGHTER ACE 47-1189, WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529, BLUE BLOOD 73-3657, FOUNTAIN
TROLL 73-643, DUNEDIN 14-3703, BALCLUTHA 14-3169, DUTCH TREAT 26-1841, WOZZECK
47-5644, and UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786.
The least popular fighter this week was EPIMONIDAS 4-5683. The other ten least
popular fighters were LYSISTRATA 4-5389, LADY DOMINGA 28-3702, SHERMAN 4-5391, JIMMY
CUSTER 4-6268, BEARNICE 47-2847, PERICLES 4-5531, LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487,
WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255, SPATHA 31-4996, and BRIARTHORN 12-5671.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
JHELUM(4) 0 5 0 CALEAM(26) 3 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 3 0 0 MORYA(28) 1 2 1 FRATSFA(52) 1 1 0
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 0 1 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 3 3 0 ILLIS(59) 1 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 2 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
TOBIR(14) 4 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 3 0 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 2 1 0
SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 5 7 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JIMMY CUSTER 4-6268 23 27 2 91 DOGS OF WAR (1227) JHELUM
BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 67 43 2 353 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
MAD CAT 7-2965 57 37 6 237 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
ZIT 8-4385 25 3 0 143 Z GLADIATORZ (1128) ARKERS
BRIARTHORN 12-5671 42 39 2 203 DARKMOON (1169) RIZTAB
BALCLUTHA 14-3169 34 42 1 248 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 38 7 0 196 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 23 13 0 164 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529 50 47 2 204 DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558) LYRATILAN
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 101 36 2 223 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
BALDER 28-3778 29 25 3 192 VALHALLA (1102) MORYA
SENATOR SEDALIA 30-4245 22 10 0 108 LENPROS (189) IAYE
STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 35 17 1 214 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL
WRETCHEDMISERY 33-7255 35 24 0 176 CHAOTICDISORDER (1170) NIATOLI ISLAND
PAT 35-2292 45 45 2 216 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
WEINERMUN 37-2635 57 54 3 196 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) SIBIKHAS
PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 17 12 1 186 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 70 47 6 239 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 26 23 0 72 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 42 12 1 202 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
THE WHEAT KING 58-5407 75 59 2 195 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (1172) DELARQ TOR
SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589 32 14 0 186 VILE REAVERS (1134) ILLIS
CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842 51 32 1 210 ONE GOOD DUDE (396) DRAGONHEAD
FOUNTAIN TROLL 73-643 85 26 2 393 D.A. REJECTS (352) ERINIKA
BRAND 82-13289 46 31 1 249 TOADS OF AMBER III (1180) DWES EG
RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048 34 15 4 214 OVERRATED (1044) OLD VALAMANTIS