AD Date : 01/01/2008 Duedate: 01/28/2008 CRYSALIS DM-106 TURN-191 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1-SPARF! 54/1139 1905 951 25 66.7 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 47/704 WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 WASTED SCUM 47/1112 D.A. REJECTS 73/352 4 SUPERIOR FOR 71/1236 15 11 0 57.7 HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871 5 TONGUE N CHE 82/1203 10 9 0 52.6 D.A. REJECTS 44/38 6 D-DAY SQUAD 12/708 506 518 4 49.4 PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 KIWI CONNECTION 73/1232 WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214 KING'S COURT 73/13 ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/219 MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 COMMON JOE'S 35/509 THE BULLS 73/255 ALL-STAR NANA'S 67/787 OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 KIWI CONNECTION 13/747 ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 DUELING FOR DOLLARS 25/558 CHAPEL ROCK 79/615 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808 HANGOVERS 59/955 BLACK & BLUE 73/1090 2 DARK TOADS 2/1185 238 130 0 64.7 7 JANIX 54/1223 104 130 4 44.4 DARK TOADS 65/1175 THE BEAR'S PAW 47/196 COLOR TUNES 82/1235 VALHALLA 28/1102 TOADS OF AMBER III 82/1180 PLAYPEN 14/1146 ANIMAL FARM 11/1095 8-DARKMOON 12/1169 49 77 1 38.9 PAPER MARIO 5/1224 SOL INVICTUS 31/993 GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577 AUTUMN LIGHTNING 58/1172 FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 9 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041 11 19 1 36.7 COLORIFIC 11/1050 10 DODGE BULLETS 28/867 379 668 4 36.2 CHEAP SHOTS 39/1160 11 FILIPINA LAD 28/1147 8 25 1 24.2 3 OVERRATED 96/1044 94 65 1 59.1 12-THINGS I DRO 47/1233 0 1 0 0.0 UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS ===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 291): LORD BYRON of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 288): SRAN3E of PHANTACITY (?, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 286): GERI of LORDS OF VALHALLA (High Lord Bosk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 241): SMIRK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 263): RAGGEDY ANN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 258): SWAMP BURP HAMMER of ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 244): STREET SIGN of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 238): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 228): PHOENIX of GRIFFINDOR HOUSE2 (Godric Gryffindor, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 216): DERELICT of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 192): OBSESSION of SCENT OF A WOMAN (The Sentinel, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 193): MARWAN of SACRED REALM (Brewmaster, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 193): LAELKORISSA of FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 291): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 288): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 286): LORDS OF VALHALLA (High Lord Bosk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 241): CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 263): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 258): THE BEAR'S PAW (Kat, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 244): OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 238): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 54 TROCAR (turn 228): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 216): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 192): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 193): ARTIC FIRE (Brewmaster, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 193): DREW'S BOYS (The Mun, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 286): GERI of LORDS OF VALHALLA (High Lord Bosk, mgr.) (turn 285): ULTHAR UTHERYDES of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord) KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 241): SMIRK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.) DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 258): SWAMP BURP HAMMER of ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.) (turn 257): SMOKESCREEN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 244): STREET SIGN of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.) (turn 243): HARRY MONSTER of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 237): SHY ANN of SITTEES (Barnabas, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 228): GLUM of JANIX (Kat, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 191): AIKEN of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (Manager, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER You'll pardon me, I hope, if there are lapses of style and length here, and perhaps even flaws in coherence. It was a very, um, intense party. The kind that lingers with you for a day or two before you're back to your own self. Unfit to Be Orcs were avoided by The Bear's Paw, and his maw as well. And the stories I could tell you about his brothers and sisters! Well, they'd straighten your hair! Violet Vulture got the most challengs, and I have to wonder why? We had a mere fifteen fights, fewer even than Andorak! Work on this. Only one standby, which is good, at least. Six challenges, none of them tv. One death. The longest fight was twelve minutes, which is better than some months have been, but I'm sure you could draw one out farther than that. Make the effort. Because time is short and my hangover is long, I will forego the leisurely analysis of these matches and keep it short and snappy. AMELIA (28-3417) (20-5-1,48) of DODGE BULLETS fought LADY DOMINGA (28-3702) (21- 40-0,84) of FILIPINA LADYZ. AMELIA narrowly defeated LADY DOMINGA in an action packed 1 minute fight. I'd suggest this is a case of old friends or enemies at work here, both being from Morya, but it doesn't look like they overlapped. Maybe they're making up for it. KARATIA (73-3624) (19-4-1,79) of KIWI CONNECTION fought SKULK (39-3603) (16-0- 0,69) of CHEAP SHOTS. KARATIA overcame SKULK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition. Excellent! Give those Cheap Shots a serious blow to the head or elsewhere. They set bad examples. DESPERADO (28-1152) (23-29-1,58) of DODGE BULLETS fought LADY CONSOLACION (28- 3703) (25-36-3,75) of FILIPINA LADYZ. DESPERADO beat LADY CONSOLACION in a popular 1 minute match. But then, we have already been discovering that Desperado is no gentleman. GHOST DANCER (28-3365) (26-16-0,55) of DODGE BULLETS fought YELLOW SUBMARINE (82-33319) (18-9-0,63) of COLOR TUNES. GHOST DANCER was devastated by YELLOW SUBMARINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. That'll teach you to go swimming in deep water, Ghost! Especially in this weather. KISSYFUR (67-2187) (24-15-1,101) of ALL-STAR NANA'S fought SIPPYCUP SAM (14- 4280) (21-19-3,104) of PLAYPEN. KISSYFUR beat SIPPYCUP SAM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl. There's a certain "rightness" about this match. The names seem to go together in some peculiar way, which is probably appropriate for such peculiar names and people. YOUNG JOAN (28-3534) (28-22-1,118) of DODGE BULLETS fought BLUE BLOOD (73-3657) (21-11-1,131) of BLACK & BLUE. YOUNG JOAN was devastated by BLUE BLOOD in a 1 minute uneven duel. I'd say that Young's winning record is heading south in a hurry, and given the weather we've been having, I wish I was! BLACK FLAG (82-46046) (25-14-3,101) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought BILLY LILLY (28- 3416) (27-14-1,111) of DODGE BULLETS. BLACK FLAG viciously subdued BILLY LILLY in an action packed 2 minute gory fight. So, Billy, now you see what happens when you go around scalping your fellow gladiators for their fur! You get no mercy when you lose. Viciously, ha! You asked for that one. LOOGIE CLAP (82-46049) (24-16-2,117) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought FRED BEAR (47- 5348) (22-11-0,110) of THE BEAR'S PAW. LOOGIE CLAP was demolished by FRED BEAR in a popular 3 minute bloody mismatched match. They do say that you should never feed the bears. Now you see why. UNCERTAIN OMELET (47-3786) (22-13-0,206) of MYSTIC ORC FEAST fought GOJIRO (106- 31) (0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes. UNCERTAIN OMELET was narrowly defeated by GOJIRO in a 3 minute competition. Our only active standby today... won? How does this happen? Can it be that Uncertain was also hung over? WEINERMUN (37-2635) (59-55-3,198) of ALL THE MUN'S MEN fought BLUE VELVET (11- 6248) (30-11-0,196) of COLORIFIC. WEINERMUN was unbelievably bested by BLUE VELVET in a popular 3 minute brutal bout. I don't find this hard to believe, although I understand the bookies did. Glad I'm not a bookie. RAVISHING REDBUD (52-3197) (35-12-0,227) of FLOWER GIRLS fought TOADKILLER DOG (47-1103) (37-17-1,246) of WASTED SCUM. RAVISHING REDBUD was viciously subdued by TOADKILLER DOG in a popular 12 minute fight. Ah. Hmm. I think maybe I won't touch this one. AMPLITUR (65-6440) (24-5-1,245) of DARK TOADS fought STIGMA OF STUPID (31-4948) (36-19-1,200) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS. AMPLITUR vanquished STIGMA OF STUPID in an action packed 1 minute one-sided duel. And are we surprised? No, I don't think so. Stigma may be many things, but not stupid enough to get crosswise with a Dark Toad. Black warts. Terrible. The challenges: LITTLE DEVIL (14-4359) (19-21-0,54) of PLAYPEN challenged ROXANNE DE'MORRE (50- 3449) (28-24-0,88) of DRUID'S GROVE. Up 33. LITTLE DEVIL viciously subdued ROXANNE DE'MORRE in a 2 minute Challenge fight. Devilishly, no doubt. XYCO (54-2899) (17-11-2,81) of JANIX challenged GERRICK GRIMM (50-3530) (17-17- 0,55) of DRUID'S GROVE. Down 26. XYCO savagely slew GERRICK GRIMM in an exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge struggle. Who knows what hidden hostility lurks here, eh? VIOLET VULTURE (11-6612) (24-4-0,136) of ANIMAL FARM challenged MOSGIEL (14- 3836) (30-14-1,146) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS. And this despite being herself the Most Challenged. Up 10. VIOLET VULTURE unbelievably bested MOSGIEL in a 7 minute Challenge brawl. Believe it. Mosgiel is looking like road-kill today. BEARNICE (47-2847) (31-40-7,176) of THE BEAR'S PAW challenged AVONSIDE (13-3927) (35-46-1,197) of KIWI CONNECTION. Up 21. BEARNICE was devastated by AVONSIDE in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest. These things happen. BALDER (28-3778) (30-27-3,200) of VALHALLA challenged HUNGRY BONES (31-4720) (24-16-1,195) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS. Down 5. BALDER was overcome by HUNGRY BONES in a popular 5 minute gruesome Challenge match. And tonight the Bones will feast, yes? BEAR ACUDA (47-4995) (31-26-1,203) of THE BEAR'S PAW challenged RANDOM MATCHUP (96-1048) (35-17-4,195) of OVERRATED. Down 8. BEAR ACUDA was devastated by RANDOM MATCHUP in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Somebody should name a gladiator Challenge Match, so people can fight him/her/it on random matchups. And for the title: BRAND (82-13289) (47-31-1,273) of TOADS OF AMBER III fought WHEEL OF FORTUNE (25-2529) (50-50-2,195) of DUELING FOR DOLLARS. BRAND won victory over WHEEL OF FORTUNE in a 2 minute Title duel. So it goes with Wheels. They turn, putting their not-best foot forward, and then they roll away. Or something. Aspirins, that's what I need. Ketchum THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BRAND 82-13289 48 31 1 278 TOADS OF AMBER III (1180) DWES EG GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 70 43 2 405 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS -GERMAN SHEPARD 26-916 99 58 0 372 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM -BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 37 20 2 320 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -VENEMOUS PORCUPINE 44-288 82 61 0 315 D.A. REJECTS (38) KRILL -MAJOR DAMAGE 31-600 79 50 2 294 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 38 17 1 266 WASTED SCUM (1112) NORTH FORK AMPLITUR 65-6440 25 5 1 265 DARK TOADS (1175) DAL SHANG -MORTICIAN 2-3890 80 20 1 261 DARK TOADS (1185) NIANIA -GEORGE WASHING TEN 47-2352 69 44 0 254 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 104 36 2 249 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM -DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 48 24 1 236 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 22 5 1 231 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR -IRRITATING BEGGAR 73-1110 68 20 1 230 D.A. REJECTS (352) ERINIKA -THE WHEAT KING 58-5407 76 60 2 224 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (1172) DELARQ TOR -WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 44 13 1 221 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048 36 17 4 214 OVERRATED (1044) OLD VALAMANTIS GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HUNGRY BONES 31-4720 25 16 1 208 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL -PAT 35-2292 46 46 2 207 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA -POPE PAUL II 79-1317 32 27 0 206 CHAPEL ROCK (615) MIROI CHANG -DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 77 44 3 205 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK AVONSIDE 13-3927 36 46 1 205 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS BLUE VELVET 11-6248 31 11 0 205 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 35 13 0 203 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA -NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399 86 29 0 202 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS -FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 39 8 0 202 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF -DUNEDIN 14-3703 33 50 0 202 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR -KING FORADAY 47-3762 57 52 4 201 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 110 69 2 200 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK WEINERMUN 37-2635 59 56 3 200 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) SIBIKHAS -PET CEMETARY 73-605 79 41 2 198 KING'S COURT (13) ERINIKA UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786 22 14 0 198 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (704) NORTH FORK BALDER 28-3778 30 28 3 197 VALHALLA (1102) MORYA WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529 50 51 2 196 DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558) LYRATILAN -MAD CAT 7-2965 58 38 6 195 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 36 20 1 195 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL -PAUL 35-2349 39 41 2 194 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA BEAR ACUDA 47-4995 31 27 1 192 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK -TAOS 26-4042 23 12 1 188 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -BRIARTHORN 12-5671 42 41 2 179 DARKMOON (1169) RIZTAB -BULL FROG 73-4547 26 9 0 179 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA -AGLIBOL 12-5848 39 36 1 178 DARKMOON (1169) RIZTAB BEARNICE 47-2847 31 41 7 172 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK -SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 28 18 1 171 HANGOVERS (955) ILLIS VIOLET VULTURE 11-6612 25 4 0 154 ANIMAL FARM (1095) ARUAK CITY GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 22 21 1 145 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -HARI-KARI 73-3049 18 5 0 145 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA MOSGIEL 14-3836 30 15 1 144 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR BLUE BLOOD 73-3657 22 11 1 142 BLACK & BLUE (1090) ERINIKA FRED BEAR 47-5348 23 11 0 131 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK -ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 26 13 0 125 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA BLACK FLAG 82--19490 26 14 3 121 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 28 23 1 114 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA KISSYFUR 67-2187 25 15 1 110 ALL-STAR NANA'S (787) BARIKALA LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487 24 17 2 106 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG BILLY LILLY 28-3416 27 15 1 104 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SIPPYCUP SAM 14-4280 21 20 3 100 PLAYPEN (1146) TOBIR XYCO 54-2899 18 11 3 99 JANIX (1223) TROCAR GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY KARATIA 73-3624 20 4 1 90 KIWI CONNECTION (1232) ERINIKA -SMIRK 39-3606 27 7 0 88 CHEAP SHOTS (1160) XOCHITHLAN -KATANA 31-5420 22 12 1 79 AVENGERS (259) CHIMLEVTAL LITTLE DEVIL 14-4359 20 21 0 79 PLAYPEN (1146) TOBIR YELLOW SUBMARINE 82--32217 19 9 0 77 COLOR TUNES (1235) DWES EG -PANZER GROUP XIV 12-2435 15 12 0 77 D-DAY SQUAD (708) RIZTAB -TWINK 5-4396 20 10 2 76 PAPER MARIO (1224) KALTOS DESPERADO 28-1152 24 29 1 73 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA AMELIA 28-3417 21 5 1 72 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA SKULK 39-3603 16 1 0 71 CHEAP SHOTS (1160) XOCHITHLAN -WANSTEAD 73-3628 19 14 1 70 KIWI CONNECTION (1232) ERINIKA ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 28 25 0 66 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND LADY DOMINGA 28-3702 21 41 0 66 FILIPINA LADYZ (1147) MORYA -GOLDEN DOME 16-5634 19 8 0 65 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF LADY CONSOLACION 28-3703 25 37 3 61 FILIPINA LADYZ (1147) MORYA GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530 17 18 0 59 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND -MY SLEEP 47-5657 16 9 1 59 THINGS I DROOL IN (1233) NORTH FORK -STREET SIGN 50-3523 15 7 0 52 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND GHOST DANCER 28-3365 26 17 0 50 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530 17 18 0 DRUID'S GROVE 1041 XYCO 50-2899 191 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Boarish Yeltsen -- Was that fair? Anyone can beat a random matchup. Congrats anyhow. -- Mortician (building the coffin as he speaks) Balder -- Tis the season to be ...... duh, duh da ..... -- Five Golden Rings Uncertain Omelet -- Well, we whipped up a winner didn't we? (giggle) -- Whacking Willow Adam -- You had such a cute apple that I just had to bite. -- Violet Vulture Mad Cat -- What's the hurry. I like this place. I like you guys. I don't need a new home. -- Brand Happy New Year to all. Hoping to see many of you managers in Tempe. -- The Consortium Bull Frog -- (recoiling) I hadn't expected you to be quite that big, and with horns, too. Now I see where the "bull" in your name comes from. I sincerely hope that I encounter no ghostly (or should it be ghastly?) giant frogs while traveling through the Spirit Lands. -- Young Joan Kissyfur -- Well, if it isn't one thing, it's another! Here I was looking for something soft and kissable, of the female persuasion, and here I got you. Well, I just reminded myself that I'm an old hunter and trapper from the high hills and a good pelt is never a bad thing to have, and I went at you. Worked, too! -- Billy Lilly Lady Dominga -- I don't know what this younger generation of Moryans is coming to when a supposed lady ends up being tall, sinisterly left-handed, and really, really mean. That was not the description of a lady in MY day! -- Desperado The Alastarian Deserter should perhaps not quit his day job. I was unimpressed with his performance on the sands. -- Ghost Dancer P.S. He has no rhythm, for one thing. How can he dance without rhythm? Oh, damn, a Rat of Unusual Size. I hate rats, especially big rats, even when the teach me five skills. Make it go away! -- Amelia Hari-Kari -- Probably. I seem to spend a lot of time squinting into the sun, the wind, blowing snow, a sandstorm, dubious propositions, and just about any damned thing at all. -- Young Joan 22 December 2007 All -- Just that tired old reminder to check your e-mail settings when you send ads and such. Please send stuff as plain text rather than as HTML or formatted text. HAL, being the simple golem it is, doesn't know what to do with anything other than plain text. Note, this also means it doesn't know what to do with "smart" or "curly" quotes, whether single or double, em-dashes (rendered here as two hyphens "--") or everyone's favourite ellipsis (..., aka three dots). -- A public self-service announcement from your Ed. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS BEAR ACUDA was devastated by RANDOM MATCHUP in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. BALDER was overcome by HUNGRY BONES in a popular 5 minute gruesome Challenge match. BEARNICE was devastated by AVONSIDE in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest. VIOLET VULTURE unbelievably bested MOSGIEL in a 7 minute Challenge brawl. XYCO savagely slew GERRICK GRIMM in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge struggle. LITTLE DEVIL viciously subdued ROXANNE DE'MORRE in a 2 minute Challenge fight. BRAND won victory over WHEEL OF FORTUNE in a 2 minute Title duel. AMPLITUR vanquished STIGMA OF STUPID in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel. RAVISHING REDBUD was viciously subdued by TOADKILLER DOG in a popular 12 minute fight. WEINERMUN was unbelievably bested by BLUE VELVET in a popular 3 minute brutal bout. UNCERTAIN OMELET was narrowly defeated by GOJIRO in a 3 minute competition. LOOGIE CLAP was demolished by FRED BEAR in a popular 3 minute bloody mismatched match. BLACK FLAG viciously subdued BILLY LILLY in a action packed 2 minute gory fight. YOUNG JOAN was devastated by BLUE BLOOD in a 1 minute uneven duel. KISSYFUR beat SIPPYCUP SAM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl. GHOST DANCER was devastated by YELLOW SUBMARINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. DESPERADO beat LADY CONSOLACION in a popular 1 minute match. KARATIA overcame SKULK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition. AMELIA narrowly defeated LADY DOMINGA in a action packed 1 minute fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 69 - 35 - 0 66 | |AIMED BLOW 5 LUNGING ATTACK 82 - 65 - 1 56 | |TOTAL PARRY 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 20 - 17 - 1 54 | |WALL OF STEEL 5 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 20 - 1 52 | |PARRY-LUNGE 3 AIMED BLOW 33 - 32 - 0 51 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 31 - 35 - 1 47 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 7 - 0 46 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 42 - 56 - 2 43 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 29 - 1 41 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 20 - 0 35 | Turn 191 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 4 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK BRAND 82-13289 48 31 1 278 TOADS OF AMBER III (1180) TOTAL PARRY TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 38 17 1 266 WASTED SCUM (1112) AIMED BLOW HUNGRY BONES 31-4720 25 16 1 208 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) PARRY-LUNGE AVONSIDE 13-3927 36 46 1 205 KIWI CONNECTION (747) WALL OF STEEL BLUE VELVET 11-6248 31 11 0 205 COLORIFIC (1050) SLASHING ATTACK WEINERMUN 37-2635 59 56 3 200 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) STRIKING ATTACK STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 36 20 1 195 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) PARRY-RIPOSTE YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 28 23 1 114 DODGE BULLETS (867) BASHING ATTACK YELLOW SUBMARIN 82--32217 19 9 0 77 COLOR TUNES (1235) The overall popularity leader is BALDER 28-3778. The most popular warrior this turn was TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103. The ten other most popular fighters were BALDER 28-3778, MOSGIEL 14-3836, WEINERMUN 37-2635, XYCO 54-2899, UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786, FRED BEAR 47-5348, RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048, HUNGRY BONES 31-4720, AVONSIDE 13-3927, and RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197. The least popular fighter this week was YOUNG JOAN 28-3534. The other ten least popular fighters were VIOLET VULTURE 11-6612, GHOST DANCER 28-3365, LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487, STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948, ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449, GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530, BEAR ACUDA 47-4995, SKULK 39-3603, LADY CONSOLACION 28-3703, and SIPPYCUP SAM 14-4280. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K ARUAK CITY(11) 2 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0 DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 BARIKALA(67) 1 0 0 TOBIR(14) 1 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 2 3 0 ERINIKA(73) 2 0 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 2 0 DWES EG(82) 3 1 0 MORYA(28) 2 6 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 1 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BLUE VELVET 11-6248 31 11 0 205 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY AVONSIDE 13-3927 36 46 1 205 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS MOSGIEL 14-3836 30 15 1 144 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529 50 51 2 196 DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558) LYRATILAN TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BALDER 28-3778 30 28 3 197 VALHALLA (1102) MORYA HUNGRY BONES 31-4720 25 16 1 208 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL WEINERMUN 37-2635 59 56 3 200 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) SIBIKHAS SKULK 39-3603 16 1 0 71 CHEAP SHOTS (1160) XOCHITHLAN TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 38 17 1 266 WASTED SCUM (1112) NORTH FORK ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 28 25 0 66 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 35 13 0 203 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA XYCO 54-2899 18 11 3 99 JANIX (1223) TROCAR AMPLITUR 65-6440 25 5 1 265 DARK TOADS (1175) DAL SHANG KISSYFUR 67-2187 25 15 1 110 ALL-STAR NANA'S (787) BARIKALA BLUE BLOOD 73-3657 22 11 1 142 BLACK & BLUE (1090) ERINIKA BRAND 82-13289 48 31 1 278 TOADS OF AMBER III (1180) DWES EG RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048 36 17 4 214 OVERRATED (1044) OLD VALAMANTIS