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Date : 06/17/2008 Duedate: 07/14/2008
CRYSALIS
DM-106 TURN-197
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SKI TAOS 23/860 1976 982 26 66.8 BLACK & BLUE 73/1090
CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248 KIWI CONNECTION 73/1232
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 BASKET WEAVING 101 60/225
ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826 INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214
REAL BEER 21/859 ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/219
D.A. REJECTS 44/38 ALL-STAR NANA'S 67/787
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES 68/1239
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 DUELING FOR DOLLARS 25/558
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 KIWI CONNECTION 13/747
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808
THE BULLS 73/255 THE FAMILY TREE 20/717
THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812 5 JANIX 54/1223 116 150 4 43.6
USELESS TOOLS 57/1249 THE BEAR'S PAW 47/196
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 VALHALLA 28/1102
USELESS TOOLS 54/552 PLAYPEN 14/1146
2 LENPROS 30/189 260 135 0 65.8 6-MUTANT HAMME 45/1246 20 28 0 41.7
MAGIC ARTISTS 78/1218 7 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041 17 25 2 40.5
DARK TOADS 2/1185 8-DARKMOON 12/1169 50 79 1 38.8
CRAZY CREEPS 60/363 AUTUMN LIGHTNING 58/1172
FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 AUTUMN LIGHTNING 31/1238
GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577 9 DODGE BULLETS 28/867 389 688 4 36.1
DARK TOADS 04W 82/1242 10 X-MEN 34/3 13 23 0 36.1
COLORIFIC 48/815 DOGS OF WAR 71/418
3 TONGUE N CHE 82/1203 15 14 0 51.7 BIG BAD BRAWLERS 71/459
4 COMMON JOE'S 35/509 529 547 5 49.2
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
WARRIOR INFORMATION
(Consortium recent grads May 2008)
This information and these numbers are posted for informational purposes only.
Mainly developed for training/learning in DM93, The Newby Arena, the posting is also
being made in selected other arenas.
This collection of appx 25 warriors includes the most recent, without exception,
ADM Consortium graduates. Most have zero or limited tournament fights, but a couple
of the "better" warriors do have reasonable tournament time. All of these warriors
were developed and "played" in varying active DM arenas.
starting stats burned to: faves arena record
AIMER
4-12-7-21-15-4-21 --no burn-- DA - VL/MD 13-7-0
8-9-10-17-9-10-21 9-9-10-17-9-10-21 SS - MD/MD 14-6-0
BASHER
12-5-16-14-19-12-6 14-6-16-15-21-12-7 MA - MD/VL 19-5-2
13-9-14-15-10-12-11 (no burn) ML - HI/LO 14-8-2
15-16-11-8-20-9-5 18-19-11-12-21-10-9 ML - MD/LO 30-8-2
16-4-9-15-17-12-11 17-5-9-15-18-12-11 WF - HI/VL 17-13-0
LUNGER
11-8-11-16-15-12-11 12-10-11-17-16-14-11 SS - MD/VH 25-17-1
12-8-10-21-17-5-11 12-10-10-21-18-5-11 LS - LO/HI 15-3-0
10-3-12-16-20-13-10 11-5-12-17-21-14-11 LS - VH/HI 17-6-0
PLUNGER
--none--
RIPPER
10-9-9-17-17-5-17 11-11-9-17-17-5-17 EP - MD/MD 14-6-0
PIKER
11-11-14-21-9-3-15 --no burn-- BS - LO/LO 19-12-1
SLASHER
10-9-10-14-16-11-14 11-10-10-15-17-12-15 EP - HI/VL 26-12-0
9-12-10-17-17-8-11 --no burn-- GA - VH/VL 14-6-0
STRIKER
9-3-21-17-9-14-11 10-3-21-17-9-14-11 GS - MD/VL 14-9-0
9-4-10-15-9-16-21 --no burn-- BA - MD/MD 19-8-0
17-8-6-17-9-10-17 --no burn-- QS - HI/VL 16-8-2
17-9-7-21-9-6-15 --no burn-- LO - LO/LO 15-3-1
TOTAL PARRY
16-14-9-4-16-9-16 18-16-9-7-19-10-17 LO - VL/LO 30-16-0
17-20-9-3-16-9-10 19-21-9-5-19-10-11 ME - LO/VL 37-10-0
8-13-10-15-21-4-13 9-14-10-15-21-4-13 LG - VL/VL 18-11-1
12-16-7-9-21-4-15 13-19-7-11-21-5-17 SM - VL/LO 22-3-0
12-20-9-5-15-10-13 14-21-9-8-18-11-15 SC - LO/LO 25-15-0
17-20-7-4-19-12-5 21-21-7-7-21-13-8 ME - LO/LO 19-6-0
WASTE
11-14-12-15-16-5-11 12-15-12-15-17-5-11 SC - HI/LO 24-7-0
10-13-16-15-15-5-10 11-14-16-16-17-6-11 MS - MD/LO 25-12-0
Use the information as you see fit.
The Consortium Elders
wfms101@aol.com (if you want to ask or comment)
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 297): UNHOLY TERROR of BLOOD RITES (Wretch, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 294): XANAX of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 292): CERIDWEN of SOL INVICTUS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 247): DEELA ELLIS of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 269): REALITY of SRETSAMLEUD II (Phat Phat, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 264): BARBARINO of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 250): RUBBER DUCKIE of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 244): PAINFUL PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 234): SKORINDELLE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 222): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 198): TRYPTOPHAN of SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 198): SLO-PITCH of SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 199): SKIN PEELER of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 297): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 294): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 292): SOL INVICTUS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 247): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 269): NOSTALGIA (Crow, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 264): THE BEAR'S PAW (Kat, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 250): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 244): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 234): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 222): ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 198): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 198): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 198): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 296): HAMMURABI of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 294): SRAN3E of PHANTACITY (Omega, mgr.)
(turn 293): VAIDISAVA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 292): CERIDWEN of SOL INVICTUS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
(turn 291): LES NAYLE of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jojra, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 269): REALITY of SRETSAMLEUD II (Phat Phat, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 243): IGOR MALMORT of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 234): SKORINDELLE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
Have you ever tried embalming a porcupine? With all those quills? It is 'yucky
work" as we call it in the trade. but I persevered.
A little history lesson for you. I was originally created in DM2 under the
Intimidator stable (Consortium) and Mr. T was my manager. I had some fine successes.
After a 9-0 start, my very first loss was to Amber of G&L, a slasher. I graduated at
32-4 having held 16 DM titles. Back then, tournaments were not the thing, so I only
attended two, with no TVs. Moving on to Crysalis, I have since fought many, many
times. I have TV'd ADM twice and Eligibles twice. (The Consortium's first ever
Eligible TV.) I have held the Tower Guardian title on five different occasions.
(For 2, 1, 5, and 1 so far times.) In all cases except one, where I sat out the
throne, one of Crip's warriors has beaten me for the title or kept me from winning
the title. The rat!
I have come a long way from my original 11-18-9-7-19-7-13 makeup, and have
always fought far better than the numbers might indicate. It was all because of the
teachings of my first manager, Mr. T.
Somewhere along the ADM way, The Consortium gave up the show, retiring from DM
and sending all warriors and teams to Soultaker. To this day that dastardly
Soultaker owns the rights to Mr. T and The Intimidators. When The Consortium Elders
convinced Soultaker to return me to them, after their short hiatus, I had to take on
a different team name, and RSI assigned me to the Dark Toads stable in which I now
reside.
So here I am, ready to wrap you in swaddling clothes and stuff you in a coffin.
Gotta love this occupation!
Mortician, Tower Guardian Of Crysalis
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
This is not a good day for me to be sitting here writing a spy report, probably
something to do with the fish fry last night (I never did care for fish), but my
dedication is great, and also they pay me to do this. They do not pay me to lie
around feeling crummy. So, in somewhat brief, here is the report:
The Family Tree was most avoided, and Royal Flush avoided them more than any.
Our Tower Guardian, Mortician, holder of the Crysaline Helm, got the most challenges,
numbering five.
We had twenty-seven fights, three of them involving standbys. Fourteen were
challenge matches, and three of them involved tv challenges! Excellent!
MAGNETO (34-1665) (15-18-0,52) of X-MEN fought DESPERADO (28-1152) (27-31-1,71)
of DODGE BULLETS. MAGNETO was beaten by DESPERADO in an action packed 1 minute
competition. I'm sure Desperado was thrilled at this unusual outcome.
GLUM (54-2766) (17-7-1,61) of JANIX fought GHOST DANCER (28-3365) (29-19-0,84)
of DODGE BULLETS. GLUM was handily defeated by GHOST DANCER in a 1 minute uneven
bout. This is what happens when a team cuts itself off from its roots in Basic. Or
so some theorists claim.
NECROMANCER (78-2520) (16-3-1,52) of MAGIC ARTISTS fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING
(106-2) (0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes. NECROMANCER overpowered CAPTURED PIRATE
KING in an exciting 1 minute uneven match. Is this an omen for the adventuring Magic
Artist?
WYVERN (82-29373) (13-5-0,70) of DARK TOADS 04W fought TOTTI (17-5991) (16-7-
2,85) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL. WYVERN overpowered TOTTI in a popular 1 minute uneven
fight. Who are these people? Where (besides Aljafir and Dwes Eg) did they come
from? Will they stay? Will they talk? Time will show.
ROXANNE DE'MORRE (50-3449) (32-26-0,92) of DRUID'S GROVE fought DON FRANCIS (30-
4619) (15-7-0,68) of LENPROS. ROXANNE DE'MORRE was defeated by DON FRANCIS in a 2
minute duel. Tell us all about it, Frankie.
PRIVATE ROOM (31-3620) (23-12-0,156) of MILITARY MAYHEM fought BLACK FLAG (82-
46046) (29-16-3,150) of TONGUE N CHEEK. PRIVATE ROOM was subdued by BLACK FLAG in a
1 minute fight. The private room had bugs? Roaches, maybe? We try to do better
here.
RUBBER KNIFE (57-2546) (21-6-1,156) of USELESS TOOLS fought CHUCK NORRIS (71-
993) (18-7-1,126) of BIG BAD BRAWLERS. RUBBER KNIFE bested CHUCK NORRIS in a 1
minute bout. The whappity-whap effect, no doubt. You'd be amazed how fast that
rubber blade flaps back and forth as a result of ONE blow to be parried.
HARI-KARI (73-3049) (23-5-0,175) of WAY TO GO! II fought SAMURAI STRIKER (71-62)
(20-17-1,125) of DOGS OF WAR. HARI-KARI won victory over SAMURAI STRIKER in a 1
minute fray. This has a weird sort of symmetry, although the Striker didn't die in
the match. Still, we can't have EVERYTHING, can we?
LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (15-12-0,154) of CONSORTIUM CRAP fought YOUNG JOAN (28-
3534) (28-28-1,111) of DODGE BULLETS. LAND OF FLUSH viciously subdued YOUNG JOAN in
a popular 2 minute gruesome match. "Viciously subdued"! I foresee dire consequences
for the Dodger in her adventure.
AVONSIDE (13-3927) (37-50-1,203) of KIWI CONNECTION fought BOARISH YELTSIN (5-
3109) (72-46-2,203) of PARTY ANIMALS. AVONSIDE was devastated by BOARISH YELTSIN in
a popular 1 minute one-sided contest. Some people don't know how to party, and who's
to say they don't have the right idea? It was partying last night that resulted in
me feeling second rate today, after all.
RUBBER KNIFE (54-2038) (51-37-1,195) of USELESS TOOLS fought AMBER WOLFWALKER
(106-11) (0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes. RUBBER KNIFE was overpowered by AMBER
WOLFWALKER in a popular 2 minute one-sided bout. A tad embarrassing for the Rubber
one, as the Wolfwalker seems to have taken him for a chewy toy.
DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (109-36-2,315) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought CLOTTO (106-25)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. DUTCH TREAT devastated CLOTTO in an exciting 2
minute brutal one-sided brawl. Providing us with a demonstration of the iron
discipline of the College. For true to the rules, Clotto didn't scream or even groan
under that brutal punishment.
RAVISHING REDBUD (52-3197) (36-13-0,228) of FLOWER GIRLS fought JACK VALTRAEDS
(47-407) (114-70-2,196) of ROYAL FLUSH. RAVISHING REDBUD unbelievably bested JACK
VALTRAEDS in an exciting 9 minute fray. Why is this hard to believe? Jaded old men
are susceptible to the likes of the Ravishing One.
Ah! The challenge matches are upon us, and upon those challenged.
CAFFREY'S (21-4748) (17-3-1,84) of REAL BEER challenged SERB SMASHER (71-1393)
(18-9-2,89) of DOGS OF WAR. Up 5. CAFFREY'S slaughtered SERB SMASHER in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge bout. Some people take a very hard line with disrespectors of
cheese. At least, it seems to be a cheesy issue.
MIKE TYSON (71-360) (20-8-1,45) of BIG BAD BRAWLERS challenged AMELIA (28-3417)
(23-8-1,65) of DODGE BULLETS. Up 20. MIKE TYSON handily defeated AMELIA in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge conflict. How ungentlemanly of Mr. Tyson! But it is,
after all, his job.
FRED BEAR (47-5348) (24-15-0,122) of THE BEAR'S PAW challenged PUPPY ON PATROL
(71-1613) (20-11-0,118) of DOGS OF WAR. Down 4. FRED BEAR demolished PUPPY ON
PATROL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl. No more than I expected, and perhaps
less. After all, one hears of bears actually eating bumptious puppies!
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (68-4666) (14-4-0,107) of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES challenged BILLY
LILLY (28-3416) (27-20-1,111) of DODGE BULLETS. Up 4. DEVIL'S ADVOCATE demolished
BILLY LILLY in a 1 minute Challenge competition. I would guess from this that Billy
is not going to be favorably disposed toward the advocated devil.
XYCO (54-2899) (20-11-3,135) of JANIX challenged GERRICK GRIMM (50-3530) (19-21-
1,119) of DRUID'S GROVE. Down 16. XYCO overpowered GERRICK GRIMM in a popular 1
minute brutal one-sided Challenge melee. Will this be followed by an assault on the
grove in question with axes and saws?
BEAR ACUDA (47-4995) (33-30-1,205) of THE BEAR'S PAW challenged NEWT GINGRICH
(5-3399) (89-31-0,224) of PARTY ANIMALS. Up 19. BEAR ACUDA lost to NEWT GINGRICH in
a popular 2 minute Challenge fight. This one is a mystery to me, mostly because I
had to make a quick exit to a private corner during it. You know how these things
can go when you eat a bad fish.
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS (16-4331) (39-10-0,200) of GOLDEN GLADIATORS challenged PAT
(35-2292) (46-47-2,206) of COMMON JOE'S. Up 6. FIVE GOLDEN RINGS was viciously
subdued by PAT in a popular 5 minute Challenge duel. A piece of good work on Pat's
part, and I hope his manager notices.
KING UVDAHELL (47-1643) (53-30-1,188) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged BLOODY SKIN (20-
1986) (39-35-1,193) of THE FAMILY TREE. Up 5. KING UVDAHELL handily defeated BLOODY
SKIN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee. I don't know just how this fits on the
Family Tree, and I don't think I want to.
VENEMOUS PORCUPINE (44-288) (86-62-0,210) of D.A. REJECTS challenged MAD CAT (7-
2965) (59-38-6,216) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS. Up 6. VENEMOUS PORCUPINE savagely
defeated MAD CAT in a 6 minute Challenge brawl. She really had her quills ruffled,
eh? And the Cat is now advised to make "pincushion" his day job. Is there no
respect?
GROLSCH (21-5029) (51-10-4,241) of REAL BEER challenged WHEEL OF FORTUNE (25-
2529) (52-54-2,242) of DUELING FOR DOLLARS. Up 1. GROLSCH bested WHEEL OF FORTUNE
in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel. When the wheel spins, sometimes to you
win and sometimes you lose.
Ah twice! The TV challenges, and congratulations to all those gladiators who managed
to achieve a tourney victor status.
TINY TIM (60-6042) (27-7-1,172) of CRAZY CREEPS TV challenged BALDER (28-3778)
(31-32-3,178) of VALHALLA. Up 6. TINY TIM defeated BALDER in a crowd pleasing 5
minute bloody Challenge duel. Obviously a hard match, but the musical accompaniment
was superb.
DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (79-47-3,196) of ROYAL FLUSH TV challenged DUNEDIN (14-
3703) (33-51-0,198) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS. Up 2. DAIRY QUEEN luckily beat DUNEDIN in
an exciting 2 minute Challenge melee. Where was the luck in this? The Queen
obviously knew exactly what she was doing.
PRIMUS (21-4975) (56-16-0,237) of REAL BEER TV challenged WEINERMUN (37-2635)
(62-58-3,247) of ALL THE MUN'S MEN. Up 10. PRIMUS bested WEINERMUN in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute gruesome Challenge fight. Ah. This was, I have no doubt, part of
the problem at the fish fry last night. There were "beer brats." A mistake. I'm
not sure they were even suitable for fishbait.
For the title, the five-times-challenged holder of the Crysaline Helm versus the
unlucky challenger:
BLOODBATH (60-704) (68-58-2,297) of BASKET WEAVING 101 challenged MORTICIAN (2-
3890) (83-20-1,323) of DARK TOADS. Up 26. BLOODBATH was savagely defeated by
MORTICIAN in a 7 minute Challenge Title fight.
Substitute formaldehyde for blood. Congratulations to all for being present and
sitting through this spy report.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MORTICIAN 2-3890 84 20 1 336 DARK TOADS (1185) NIANIA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 110 36 2 323 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 37 13 0 257 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
GROLSCH 21-5029 52 10 4 249 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
PRIMUS 21-4975 57 16 0 247 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
-THE WHEAT KING 58-5407 77 60 2 235 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (1172) DELARQ TOR
NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399 90 31 0 234 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
VENEMOUS PORCUPINE 44-288 87 62 0 229 D.A. REJECTS (38) KRILL
PAT 35-2292 47 47 2 229 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 73 46 2 216 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLOODBATH 60-704 68 59 2 210 BASKET WEAVING 101 (225) ARADI
BEAR ACUDA 47-4995 33 31 1 210 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
-ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809 22 10 1 210 COLORIFIC (815) CAER
WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529 52 55 2 209 DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558) LYRATILAN
WEINERMUN 37-2635 62 59 3 208 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) SIBIKHAS
MAD CAT 7-2965 59 39 6 204 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 80 47 3 203 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 54 30 1 203 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
DUNEDIN 14-3703 33 52 0 203 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 114 71 2 201 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 39 11 0 198 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
AVONSIDE 13-3927 37 51 1 198 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS
-ACE METRIC 47-3554 26 18 0 198 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-TAOS 26-4042 25 13 1 196 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
-BULL DURHAM 5-4324 34 18 1 192 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
-SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 39 22 3 191 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812) ERINIKA
-HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 41 22 2 189 SKI TAOS (860) TI
RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 51 38 1 186 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
BLOODY SKIN 20-1986 39 36 1 186 THE FAMILY TREE (717) SEAM
TINY TIM 60-6042 28 7 1 183 CRAZY CREEPS (363) ARADI
-BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 29 9 4 182 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 50 44 1 181 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALDER 28-3778 31 33 3 178 VALHALLA (1102) MORYA
HARI-KARI 73-3049 24 5 0 177 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
-BLUE BLOOD 73-3657 24 13 1 176 BLACK & BLUE (1090) ERINIKA
-MOSGIEL 14-3836 32 17 2 168 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
BLACK FLAG 82--19490 30 16 3 164 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 22 6 1 159 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 16 12 0 156 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
-CUBA 26-3917 29 12 0 155 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
PRIVATE ROOM 31-3620 23 13 0 152 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-KISSYFUR 67-2187 27 15 1 150 ALL-STAR NANA'S (787) BARIKALA
-AGLIBOL 12-5848 39 37 1 143 DARKMOON (1169) RIZTAB
XYCO 54-2899 21 11 3 142 JANIX (1223) TROCAR
-LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487 25 20 2 139 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
SAMURAI STRIKER 71-62 20 18 1 138 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FRED BEAR 47-5348 25 15 0 136 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
CHUCK NORRIS 71-993 18 8 1 133 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 15 4 0 124 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 28 29 1 118 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530 19 22 1 116 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
-MOLYNEUX 14-3921 31 20 0 113 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613 20 12 0 112 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
BILLY LILLY 28-3416 27 21 1 102 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-KARATIA 73-3624 21 5 1 100 KIWI CONNECTION (1232) ERINIKA
CAFFREY'S 21-4748 18 3 2 100 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
-LES NAYLE 31-5044 16 52 0 100 MIDDLE WAY 7 (1131) CHIMLEVTAL
WYVERN 82-29373 14 5 0 94 DARK TOADS 04W (1242) DWES EG
GHOST DANCER 28-3365 30 19 0 93 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DON FRANCIS 30-4619 16 7 0 89 LENPROS (189) IAYE
-HAMMURABI 8-4219 21 17 0 80 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS
SERB SMASHER 71-1393 18 10 2 80 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 32 27 0 78 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
DESPERADO 28-1152 28 31 1 73 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
MIKE TYSON 71-360 21 8 1 73 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR
TOTTI 17-5991 16 8 2 69 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
-HANTA 47-5443 18 13 0 67 DOK SIK KILLAS (1250) NORTH FORK
-PRIVATE PERNA 30-4690 16 12 2 62 LENPROS (189) IAYE
-CLANK 5-4903 18 5 2 61 PAPER MARIO (1224) KALTOS
-BLACK EYE 73-3654 14 12 2 61 BLACK & BLUE (1090) ERINIKA
-LITTLE DEVIL 14-4359 22 24 0 60 PLAYPEN (1146) TOBIR
-ABBOTT 14-4131 18 6 2 60 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
GLUM 54-2766 17 8 1 60 JANIX (1223) TROCAR
NECROMANCER 78-2520 17 3 1 57 MAGIC ARTISTS (1218) LIN TIRIAN
-ANGEL HAMMER 45-3962 16 14 2 56 MUTANT HAMMERZ (1246) STORMCROWE
-CONJURER 78-2512 17 4 0 55 MAGIC ARTISTS (1218) LIN TIRIAN
MAGNETO 34-1665 15 19 0 52 X-MEN (3) MONUNTIAL
-HEART OF GOLD 16-5776 14 10 0 52 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
AMELIA 28-3417 23 9 1 48 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
-OBERON 31-6133 6 4 1 34 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (1238) CHIMLEVTAL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
SERB SMASHER 71-1393 18 10 2 DOGS OF WAR 418 CAFFREY'S 71-4748 197
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Look at all those Crip Creations. Crysallis = Crip? -- The Consortium Elders
Crazy Creeps avoid Bear's Paws because they hate losing. Get it? -- The Crazy Creeps
Scribe
What a silly reason.
Little Devil -- It is like a whole organization you are playing with, so be mighty
careful. -- Don Francis
Black Flag -- Thank you for tip toeing through the tulips with me. -- Tiny Tim
Venomous Porcupine -- Now that was NOT easy. All those quills .... -- Mortician
She never promised you a rose garden.
Dutch Treat -- Orange Crush is out. Diet Cola is in. I am a Tab fan myself. -- The
Consortium Elder's Elder
Jorja -- Of course! "Rocket up!" Where is my vocabulary when it is needed? -- Brand
Dairy Queen -- Your useless back up weapon? Why, I ate it, of course. -- Ravishing
Redbud
Mortician -- I'm not dead yet, no reason to be trying to dissect me. -- Venemous
Porcupine
Loogie Clap -- Don't get depressed. Retirement can be an honour, though remember,
our style matchups were never meant to be in your favour. -- Hari-Kari
Fred Bear -- Frankly, that was a lot closer than I was expecting. -- Hari-Kari
Bloodbath -- Welcome back to a great name from the past. Hmm, time to add another
name to the avoiding list. -- Jack Valtraeds
The Wheat King -- Hey, that's supposed to be my Battle Axe ending the fight! -- Sits
on His Duff
Pat -- I'm sure you were a political foe of mine once upon a time. -- Newt Gingrich
Wheel of Fortune -- And still you spin more stat raises. What's this place coming
to? -- Dairy Queen
You'd probably feel better not knowing.
Weinermun -- Sure, pick on the big guy. -- Bull Durham
Mad Cat -- Eek! Another perma-avoid on the horizon. -- Hunzicker Bowl
Chuck Norris -- Your style is of no gain in the pasture of life. -- Base on Bulls
Young Joan -- You remind me of a little spatula I once knew. -- Rubber Knife
Aglibol -- Phew, I'm grateful for your weapon choice. I don't think I could have won
the fight without it. -- Land of Flush
Gerrick Grimm -- Oh well, thanks for the duel, but it's back to retirement for me. --
Steve McQueen
Puppy on Patrol -- What do you patrol? Newspapers stretched across the floor? --
Cuba
Somebody'd got to do it.
Samurai Striker -- A most important skill learn for me, I hope you feel the same. --
Private Room
Devil's Advocate -- The sands are no court of law? Give me another stat raise and
let's try again. -- Caffrey's
Oberon -- Welcome to Crysalis. I've heard this place is a little tougher than
Chimlevtal. -- Totti
It certainly has more personals.
Xyco -- Ouch. Jorja says that "she misses your team in Trocar." I think you should
go back to Trocar WITH your team. That was not an encounter I care to repeat. --
Billy Lilly
Rubber Knife -- Nonsense! What do managers know? I'm sure you're just the thing for
spreading mayo on a sandwich. -- Young Joan
P.S. It could be your day job.
Magneto -- Eh? One of those strange, elvish names, I suppose. I hear that Monuntial
is full of elves. -- Ghost Dancer
P.S. The inner meaning behind my name is classified on a "need to know" basis. Do
you need to know, Ketchum?
The Rirorni Soldier, who DID steal his daddy's armor to fight, is pathetic. Maybe
when he grows up--if he lives that long--he'll be dangerous. Now? Not much. --
Amelia
Serb Smasher -- So! You're anti-cheese, are you? -- Desperado
P.S. Okay, so I got smashed last night, big deal. I didn't do it on purpose, but
the goat cheese I was served with my pita bread and olives was, ah, strong.
Probably fermented. Delicious, mind you, but strong.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PRIMUS bested WEINERMUN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
DAIRY QUEEN luckily beat DUNEDIN in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.
TINY TIM defeated BALDER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody Challenge duel.
BLOODBATH was savagely defeated by MORTICIAN in a 7 minute Challenge Title fight.
GROLSCH bested WHEEL OF FORTUNE in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
VENEMOUS PORCUPINE savagely defeated MAD CAT in a 6 minute Challenge brawl.
KING UVDAHELL handily defeated BLOODY SKIN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS was viciously subdued by PAT in a popular 5 minute Challenge duel.
BEAR ACUDA lost to NEWT GINGRICH in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
XYCO overpowered GERRICK GRIMM in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge melee.
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE demolished BILLY LILLY in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
FRED BEAR demolished PUPPY ON PATROL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
MIKE TYSON handily defeated AMELIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
CAFFREY'S slaughtered SERB SMASHER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
RAVISHING REDBUD unbelievably bested JACK VALTRAEDS in a exciting 9 minute fray.
DUTCH TREAT devastated CLOTTO in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
RUBBER KNIFE was overpowered by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 2 minute one-sided bout.
AVONSIDE was devastated by BOARISH YELTSIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
LAND OF FLUSH viciously subdued YOUNG JOAN in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
HARI-KARI won victory over SAMURAI STRIKER in a 1 minute fray.
RUBBER KNIFE bested CHUCK NORRIS in a 1 minute bout.
PRIVATE ROOM was subdued by BLACK FLAG in a 1 minute fight.
ROXANNE DE'MORRE was defeated by DON FRANCIS in a 2 minute duel.
WYVERN overpowered TOTTI in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
NECROMANCER overpowered CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
GLUM was handily defeated by GHOST DANCER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MAGNETO was beaten by DESPERADO in a action packed 1 minute competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 10 TOTAL PARRY 61 - 20 - 0 75 |
|TOTAL PARRY 8 LUNGING ATTACK 54 - 43 - 1 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 21 - 19 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 47 - 44 - 1 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 AIMED BLOW 28 - 29 - 0 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 28 - 30 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 17 - 1 37 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 25 - 2 34 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 18 - 0 31 |
Turn 197 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 4 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 3 2 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 5 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY MORTICIAN 2-3890 84 20 1 336 DARK TOADS (1185)
WALL OF STEEL GROLSCH 21-5029 52 10 4 249 REAL BEER (859)
SLASHING ATTACK NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399 90 31 0 234 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
PARRY-RIPOSTE VENEMOUS PORCUPINE 44-288 87 62 0 229 D.A. REJECTS (38)
LUNGING ATTACK PAT 35-2292 47 47 2 229 COMMON JOE'S (509)
PARRY-LUNGE BEAR ACUDA 47-4995 33 31 1 210 THE BEAR'S PAW (196)
BASHING ATTACK MAD CAT 7-2965 59 39 6 204 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
AIMED BLOW BLOODY SKIN 20-1986 39 36 1 186 THE FAMILY TREE (717)
STRIKING ATTACK SAMURAI STRIKER 71-62 20 18 1 138 DOGS OF WAR (418)
The overall popularity leader is JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407. The most popular warrior
this turn was JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407. The ten other most popular fighters were BALDER
28-3778, PAT 35-2292, VENEMOUS PORCUPINE 44-288, BLOODBATH 60-704, MORTICIAN 2-3890,
MAD CAT 7-2965, WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529, WEINERMUN 37-2635, DUNEDIN 14-3703, and
RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197.
The least popular fighter this week was MAGNETO 34-1665. The other ten least popular
fighters were GLUM 54-2766, TOTTI 17-5991, SAMURAI STRIKER 71-62, PUPPY ON PATROL
71-1613, BLOODY SKIN 20-1986, PRIVATE ROOM 31-3620, CHUCK NORRIS 71-993, RUBBER KNIFE
54-2038, SERB SMASHER 71-1393, and AMELIA 28-3417.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 2 0
KALTOS(5) 2 0 0 CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 MORYA(28) 2 4 0 TROCAR(54) 1 2 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 IAYE(30) 1 0 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 1 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 0 1 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 4 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 KRILL(44) 1 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 3 0 1 NORTH FORK(47) 3 2 0 DWES EG(82) 2 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MORTICIAN 2-3890 84 20 1 336 DARK TOADS (1185) NIANIA
NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399 90 31 0 234 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAD CAT 7-2965 59 39 6 204 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 16 12 0 156 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
AVONSIDE 13-3927 37 51 1 198 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS
DUNEDIN 14-3703 33 52 0 203 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 39 11 0 198 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
TOTTI 17-5991 16 8 2 69 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
BLOODY SKIN 20-1986 39 36 1 186 THE FAMILY TREE (717) SEAM
GROLSCH 21-5029 52 10 4 249 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529 52 55 2 209 DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558) LYRATILAN
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 110 36 2 323 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
BALDER 28-3778 31 33 3 178 VALHALLA (1102) MORYA
DON FRANCIS 30-4619 16 7 0 89 LENPROS (189) IAYE
PRIVATE ROOM 31-3620 23 13 0 152 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
MAGNETO 34-1665 15 19 0 52 X-MEN (3) MONUNTIAL
PAT 35-2292 47 47 2 229 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
WEINERMUN 37-2635 62 59 3 208 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) SIBIKHAS
VENEMOUS PORCUPINE 44-288 87 62 0 229 D.A. REJECTS (38) KRILL
BEAR ACUDA 47-4995 33 31 1 210 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530 19 22 1 116 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 37 13 0 257 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 51 38 1 186 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 22 6 1 159 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
BLOODBATH 60-704 68 59 2 210 BASKET WEAVING 101 (225) ARADI
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 15 4 0 124 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD
SAMURAI STRIKER 71-62 20 18 1 138 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
HARI-KARI 73-3049 24 5 0 177 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
NECROMANCER 78-2520 17 3 1 57 MAGIC ARTISTS (1218) LIN TIRIAN
BLACK FLAG 82--19490 30 16 3 164 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
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