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Date : 10/07/2008 Duedate: 11/03/2008
CRYSALIS
DM-106 TURN-201
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-SENTINELS 7/1202 5 2 0 71.4 4 SUPERIOR FOR 71/1236 18 11 0 62.1
NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219 5 COMMON JOE'S 35/509 540 572 5 48.6
2 REAL BEER 21/859 2025 997 29 67.0 BLACK & BLUE 73/1090
USELESS TOOLS 57/1249 BASKET WEAVING 101 60/225
CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248 INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/219
ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES 68/1239
D.A. REJECTS 44/38 DUELING FOR DOLLARS 25/558
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 KIWI CONNECTION 13/747
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 THE FAMILY TREE 20/717
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 6 BLOOD RITES 8/1253 17 19 0 47.2
USELESS TOOLS 54/552 TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203
3 LENPROS 30/189 281 143 0 66.3 7 JANIX 54/1223 122 158 4 43.6
DARK TOADS 04W 82/1242 THE BEAR'S PAW 47/196
Z GLADIATORZ 8/1128 VALHALLA 28/1102
DARK TOADS 2/1185 8 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041 20 30 2 40.0
GLOOM AND DOOM 4/1151 9 THE ZOO 71/1255 395 703 4 36.0
ANIMAL FARM 11/1095 DODGE BULLETS 28/867
CRAZY CREEPS 60/363 10 DOGS OF WAR 71/418 20 41 0 32.8
SMITHSONIAN 8/250 BIG BAD BRAWLERS 71/459
FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 PHANTACITY 28/1252
MAGIC ARTISTS 78/1218 11-FILIPINA LAD 28/1147 10 28 2 26.3
CHEAP SHOTS 39/1160
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WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 301): ROCK GLAS HUT FUN of ORCISH IDIOMS (Slugbait, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 298): SCARLET ROSE of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 296): CORNELIUS of CAESAR'S POOL HALL (Caesar, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 251): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 273): TUNDRA of ARCTIC WASTES (Wretch, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 268): THE RON of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 254): EXTRUSION of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 248): LEO of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 238): RAVENZ of RAPTORZ (Owlin the Wise, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 226): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 202): TRYPTOPHAN of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (Manager, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 202): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 203): SKIN PEELER of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 301): SMITHSONIAM (Curator, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 298): D'HARAN EMPIRE (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 296): CAESAR'S POOL HALL (Caesar, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 251): WACKY (The Zoo Keeper, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 273): OF WOLF & MEN (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 268): THE BEAR'S PAW (Kat, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 254): MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 248): ZERO (Ice Man, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 238): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 226): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 202): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 202): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 203): MONGOL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 28 MORYA (turn 297): TROOPER TED of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 296): CORNELIUS of CAESAR'S POOL HALL (Caesar, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 273): TUNDRA of ARCTIC WASTES (Wretch, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 248): LEO of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
PAINFUL PEONY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 201): BENITO CHATTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 202): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 203): LAELKORISSA of FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
This angers me! I HAVE to write this column because The Big Bosses fired The
Consortium Scribe? BS! Why do I have to suffer? Who cares that she gave out a
bunch of secrets? So? This is personal!
So what am I going to say. I'm here. I'm usually here. It is boring, but face
it, I am here. So what's new? I am here. What's old? I'm here. Etcetera,
etcetera, etcetera.
So what will be new next time? I'm here. Just like I am this time. Etcetera,
etcetera, etcetera.
Go get ready for The Mailer. What else do you have to do? Surely you are not
dumb enough to challenge me?
Mortician, Age Old Holder Of The Crystal
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
What a day! Well, I take that half back. The day was great, sun, blue sky, not
too hot or cold, trees just beginning to change colors, all that stuff. But my
typist is being a pain in the neck, spending too much time on other stuff and saying
it's important and can we just rush through the spy report? And I said, "For
Crysalis? No way! Crysalis deserves better." So we're compromising. Not a rush
job, but not as leisurely as I could wish for, either.
Basket Weaving 101 was avoided by Royal Flush. Don't ask me why.
Nobody seems to have been most challenged, which probably means a bunch of
double-challenge ties or something. I picture a double-challenge tie as navy silk
with maybe a thin red diagonal stripe.
We had twenty-eight fights involving six standbys. Not a good thing, all those
standbys, but it's the way things went, so we'll live with it.
Eight challenges, none of them tv.
So, we begin with BENITO CHATTE (71-6184) (19-30-1,88) of THE ZOO fought
CAPTURED PIRATE KING (106-2) (0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes. BENITO CHATTE lost
to CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a popular 1 minute gory bout. Now, that bites. I bet--
I'm not going to take the time to look--that Benito ended up on the unpopularity
list. He must've been having it easy wherever he came from, Kyr'terr, from the look
of it.
AIKEN (71-3933) (9-5-0,67) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 fought UNHOLY TERROR (8-5051)
(15-9-3,64) of BLOOD RITES. AIKEN handily defeated UNHOLY TERROR in a 1 minute
mismatched bout. So much for terror, although Aiken's opponent may still be unholy.
I wouldn't presume to speculate on that one. Well, I would, but not in print.
GHOST DANCER (28-3365) (30-22-0,41) of DODGE BULLETS fought ROXANNE DE'MORRE
(50-3449) (33-29-0,74) of DRUID'S GROVE. GHOST DANCER was overpowered by ROXANNE
DE'MORRE in a 2 minute gory uneven duel. Being on the Isle may preserve a gladiator
from dying the real death, but it doesn't make things easy.
DESPERADO (28-1152) (29-33-1,70) of DODGE BULLETS fought SRAN3E (28-4382) (16-
10-0,57) of PHANTACITY. DESPERADO savagely defeated SRAN3E in an exciting 2 minute
gruesome bout. I don't suppose these two overlapped in Morya, but they both came
from there, and if I want to call it a Home-Town Match, I can and I will.
MIKE TYSON (71-360) (23-9-1,98) of BIG BAD BRAWLERS fought AMELIA (28-3417) (24-
11-1,73) of DODGE BULLETS. MIKE TYSON was overpowered by AMELIA in a popular 1
minute gruesome one-sided duel. Ah, that's the trouble with day jobs, sometimes you
forget which hat you're wearing at the wrong time.
TOM SAWYER (8-4281) (22-9-0,119) of SMITHSONIAN fought YOUNG JOAN (28-3534) (29-
31-1,92) of DODGE BULLETS. TOM SAWYER was viciously subdued by YOUNG JOAN in an
exciting 7 minute gory bout. I have a feeling this isn't the first T. Sawyer on the
Isle, not that it matters, it's the one we have. Ah, HE is the one we have, no
doubt. And he's going to be making do with an unpainted fence. Life is like that.
BLACK FLAG (82-46046) (31-18-3,136) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought GERRICK GRIMM (50-
3530) (20-24-1,133) of DRUID'S GROVE. BLACK FLAG handily defeated GERRICK GRIMM in a
1 minute uneven duel. Really, Gerrick needs to have a short and intense conversation
with his manager.
CHUCK NORRIS (71-993) (18-11-1,150) of BIG BAD BRAWLERS fought IMPRISONED SPY
(106-9) (0-0-0,170) of the College of Mimes. CHUCK NORRIS vanquished IMPRISONED SPY
in a 1 minute one-sided match. I should hope so! We don't give the spy a lot of
chance to exercise, you know. This is what "imprisoned" is about, among other
things.
BILLY LILLY (28-3416) (27-24-1,111) of DODGE BULLETS fought DEVIL'S ADVOCATE
(68-4666) (16-6-0,144) of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES. BILLY LILLY was handily defeated by
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE in a 1 minute competition. Didn't these two just do this? Not that
one can point any fingers regarding a random match. Well, I suppose I could point a
finger at the handicapper, but that isn't exactly safe, so I'll pass.
LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (18-13-0,164) of CONSORTIUM CRAP fought FRED BEAR (47-
5348) (26-17-0,103) of THE BEAR'S PAW. LAND OF FLUSH overpowered FRED BEAR in a 1
minute one-sided match. I don't know how Fred can bear it. Okay, poor pun, but I
couldn't resist.
RUBBER KNIFE (57-2546) (24-7-1,181) of USELESS TOOLS fought IMPRISONED SPY (106-
9) (0-0-0,170) of the College of Mimes. RUBBER KNIFE executed IMPRISONED SPY in a 1
minute one-sided match. Ho! The shame for the Spy, executed (good choice of verb)
with a Rubber Knife! It is to laugh.
PAT (35-2292) (47-50-2,203) of COMMON JOE'S fought PRIVATE ROOM (31-3620) (26-
13-0,184) of MILITARY MAYHEM. PAT overpowered PRIVATE ROOM in a crowd pleasing 1
minute gory mismatched brawl. Huh, how do you overpower a private room? Breaking
and entering? Gate-crashing? Go for it, Pat!
HARI-KARI (73-3049) (27-5-0,194) of WAY TO GO! II fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER
(106-23) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. HARI-KARI devastated VILLAINOUS
INFORMER in a 1 minute uneven duel. Excellent! That Informer is truly villainous
and deserves everything that happens to him. He uses greasy kid stuff on his hair.
JACK VALTRAEDS (47-407) (117-71-2,239) of ROYAL FLUSH fought MAD CAT (7-2965)
(59-42-6,210) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS. JACK VALTRAEDS handily defeated MAD CAT in a
2 minute one-sided conflict. Myself, I wouldn't have thrown a bucket of water over a
mad cat, but it seems to have worked.
DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (83-47-3,225) of ROYAL FLUSH fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-
26) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. DAIRY QUEEN slimly won victory over RIRORNI
CAPTAIN in a 2 minute bout. And what could be more appropriate, for the Queen is,
indeed, slim. Cool, too. One in a thousand.
NEWT GINGRICH (5-3399) (92-32-0,231) of PARTY ANIMALS fought BLOODBATH (60-704)
(70-60-2,203) of BASKET WEAVING 101. NEWT GINGRICH was overcome by BLOODBATH in an
exciting 3 minute brutal contest. Ah, now one can see, perhaps, why Basket Weaving
was avoided.
BOARISH YELTSIN (5-3109) (75-47-2,226) of PARTY ANIMALS fought AVONSIDE (13-
3927) (38-53-1,207) of KIWI CONNECTION. BOARISH YELTSIN overpowered AVONSIDE in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match. There were rumors about these gladiators,
but if you haven't heard them, better I don't spread them.
DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (112-37-2,222) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought VILLAINOUS
INFORMER (106-23) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. DUTCH TREAT beat VILLAINOUS
INFORMER in a popular 3 minute melee. Go for it. Make that Informer pay!
GROLSCH (21-5029) (55-10-4,268) of REAL BEER fought BEAR ACUDA (47-4995) (34-33-
1,209) of THE BEAR'S PAW. GROLSCH unbelievably bested BEAR ACUDA in a popular 4
minute gory duel. I see nothing unbelievable in this, but what do I know, eh?
PRIMUS (21-4975) (60-16-0,276) of REAL BEER fought WEINERMUN (37-2635) (62-62-
3,209) of ALL THE MUN'S MEN. PRIMUS won victory over WEINERMUN in a popular 4 minute
duel. I was under the impression that beer and hotdogs go well together. Was I
wrong in this?
Ah, the challenge matches:
TOTTI (17-5991) (18-9-2,88) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL challenged NECROMANCER (78-2520)
(20-3-1,92) of MAGIC ARTISTS. Up 4. TOTTI was handily defeated by NECROMANCER in a
1 minute uneven Challenge melee. Good going, Necromancer.
SAMURAI STRIKER (71-62) (20-21-1,129) of DOGS OF WAR challenged CAFFREY'S (21-
4748) (20-4-3,150) of REAL BEER. Up 21. SAMURAI STRIKER was overpowered by
CAFFREY'S in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. I think this should be filed
under "paying your dues," Samurai Striker. Or maybe "an educational experience."
SERB SMASHER (71-1393) (20-11-2,127) of DOGS OF WAR challenged RUBBER KNIFE (54-
2038) (51-41-1,144) of USELESS TOOLS. Up 17. SERB SMASHER was defeated by RUBBER
KNIFE in a 2 minute Challenge struggle. They tell me that Serb Smasher is not a
cheese reference, though it still sounds like it to ME and the spreading of the Serb
around with a Rubber Knife would then be appropriate. Ah, well. No doubt this, too,
was educational.
ABHORRENCE (4-5568) (19-8-2,161) of GLOOM AND DOOM challenged PUPPY ON PATROL
(71-1613) (21-14-0,169) of DOGS OF WAR. Up 8. ABHORRENCE demolished PUPPY ON PATROL
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition. That's a pup for you, no staying
power. You need an older dog for the long haul.
TINY TIM (60-6042) (29-8-1,206) of CRAZY CREEPS challenged KING UVDAHELL (47-
1643) (57-30-1,226) of ROYAL FLUSH. Up 20. TINY TIM bested KING UVDAHELL in a
popular 5 minute gory Challenge contest. This was impressive, even with the uke,
which is not an impressive instrument generally.
WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (44-14-1,197) of FLOWER GIRLS challenged DUNEDIN (14-
3703) (34-54-0,201) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS. Up 4. WHACKING WILLOW subdued DUNEDIN in
an action packed 2 minute Challenge fight. She whacked him good. Really good, from
what I hear.
VENEMOUS PORCUPINE (44-288) (89-63-1,210) of D.A. REJECTS challenged BLUE BLOOD
(73-3657) (25-13-1,210) of BLACK & BLUE. Straight across. VENEMOUS PORCUPINE
vanquished BLUE BLOOD in a 2 minute uneven Challenge battle. Amazing how much blood
escapes when someone tries to embrace a procupine. Very messy.
And for the title and possession of the Crysaline Helm:
WHEEL OF FORTUNE (25-2529) (54-56-2,219) of DUELING FOR DOLLARS challenged
MORTICIAN (2-3890) (87-20-1,374) of DARK TOADS. Up lots. Hmm, 155, though numbers
don't matter much at this altitude. WHEEL OF FORTUNE was bested by MORTICIAN in a 6
minute Challenge Title fight. A good try, Wheel, and be glad the Mortician didn't
bury you.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MORTICIAN 2-3890 88 20 1 382 DARK TOADS (1185) NIANIA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRIMUS 21-4975 61 16 0 284 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
GROLSCH 21-5029 56 10 4 277 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 118 71 2 261 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BLOODBATH 60-704 71 60 2 241 BASKET WEAVING 101 (225) ARADI
BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 76 47 2 239 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 84 47 3 231 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
VENEMOUS PORCUPINE 44-288 90 63 1 227 D.A. REJECTS (38) KRILL
TINY TIM 60-6042 30 8 1 226 CRAZY CREEPS (363) ARADI
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 113 37 2 224 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
PAT 35-2292 48 50 2 219 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529 54 57 2 210 DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558) LYRATILAN
BEAR ACUDA 47-4995 34 34 1 210 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
WEINERMUN 37-2635 62 63 3 209 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) SIBIKHAS
-RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 39 14 0 206 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 45 14 1 205 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 57 31 1 204 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
DUNEDIN 14-3703 34 55 0 204 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
MAD CAT 7-2965 59 43 6 202 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399 92 33 0 201 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
HARI-KARI 73-3049 28 5 0 201 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
AVONSIDE 13-3927 38 54 1 198 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS
BLUE BLOOD 73-3657 25 14 1 198 BLACK & BLUE (1090) ERINIKA
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 25 7 2 189 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
-BLOODY SKIN 20-1986 39 38 1 187 THE FAMILY TREE (717) SEAM
-ZIT 8-4385 30 3 0 184 Z GLADIATORZ (1128) ARKERS
-VIOLET VULTURE 11-6612 26 5 0 183 ANIMAL FARM (1095) ARUAK CITY
-SODIAC 7-1049 28 18 2 182 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BALDER 28-3778 32 34 3 180 VALHALLA (1102) MORYA
ABHORRENCE 4-5568 20 8 2 180 GLOOM AND DOOM (1151) JHELUM
PRIVATE ROOM 31-3620 26 14 0 178 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
CHUCK NORRIS 71-993 19 11 1 170 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR
LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 19 13 0 166 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613 21 15 0 158 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
CAFFREY'S 21-4748 21 4 3 156 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 52 41 1 151 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 17 6 0 149 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD
-XYCO 54-2899 23 11 3 148 JANIX (1223) TROCAR
-WYVERN 82-29373 16 5 0 147 DARK TOADS 04W (1242) DWES EG
BLACK FLAG 82--19490 32 18 3 145 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
SERB SMASHER 71-1393 20 12 2 130 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530 20 25 1 128 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
SAMURAI STRIKER 71-62 20 22 1 128 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 30 31 1 121 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
BILLY LILLY 28-3416 27 25 1 112 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
FRED BEAR 47-5348 26 18 0 110 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
NECROMANCER 78-2520 21 3 1 107 MAGIC ARTISTS (1218) LIN TIRIAN
TOM SAWYER 8-4281 22 10 0 101 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AMELIA 28-3417 25 11 1 100 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
-LADY ELMA 28-4244 20 23 2 100 FILIPINA LADYZ (1147) MORYA
-HUNTSMAN 7-5837 19 4 0 98 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-ERASMUS 7-5843 25 21 0 96 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BAERRA 7-1048 28 9 0 92 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-GLUM 54-2766 18 9 1 89 JANIX (1223) TROCAR
-DON FRANCIS 30-4619 17 8 0 88 LENPROS (189) IAYE
-ZIGGY WOLFSBANE 21-6432 22 12 0 85 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
TOTTI 17-5991 18 10 2 84 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 34 29 0 81 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
-WESTON 14-4137 22 12 3 81 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
-24 CARAT 16-5694 22 13 2 81 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
AIKEN 71-3933 10 5 0 80 SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1236) KYR'TERR
MIKE TYSON 71-360 23 10 1 79 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR
DESPERADO 28-1152 30 33 1 78 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
-FELIX 81-437 21 13 0 76 WARMASTERS (1254) SHADOWSPIRE
-LUTHERIUS 81-562 19 7 3 67 WARMASTERS (1254) SHADOWSPIRE
-MIKE MILLER 46-4006 18 12 0 66 FANDILS (220) ARDIVENT
-OLIANDER 7-5911 17 4 2 57 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
UNHOLY TERROR 8-5051 15 10 3 56 BLOOD RITES (1253) ARKERS
BENITO CHATTE 71-6184 19 31 1 55 THE ZOO (1255) KYR'TERR
SRAN3E 28-4382 16 11 0 55 PHANTACITY (1252) MORYA
-BLACK EYE 11-6946 16 6 0 54 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY
-SMIRK 39-3606 27 10 0 49 CHEAP SHOTS (1160) XOCHITHLAN
GHOST DANCER 28-3365 30 23 0 40 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
IMPRISONED SPY 0 0 0 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 201
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Ghost Dancer et al -- And to think, I thought I was "practicing" with friends? --
Necroma
You never know, do you?
Black Flag -- Apparently I abhorred you more than most. Get it? Har, har. --
Abhorrence
Unemployed Person -- I see why. -- Necromancer
Caffrey's -- Hmmmmm. One fine record verses another? Thanks for the beer. -- Zit
Pat -- I AM ravishing, but I can see you like to be ravished. Life is so sweet. --
Ravishing Redbud
Dipped in honey.
Venomous Porcupine -- You tried long and hard, but I am pretty dared good at what I
do. -- Mortician
Totti -- Hmm, no, I can't say that does a thing for me. Remind me not to take up
football as a second career. -- Desperado
Devil's Advocate -- Why not go find a devil and advocate him? -- Billy Lilly
Huntsman -- You know, I think I've heard of you. One of those tough guys who like to
drink smash behind the cabanas, if I've got this straight. I don't do smash, you
really need a cabana for that, but I can put together a mean bowl of punch in the
back of the hanger. Come by and try it out. -- Amelia
Now, THERE is an offer!
Aiken -- You left me achin', sure enough. I could do without it. -- Ghost Dancer
P.S. But then, an appeal to a golem's "better nature" is probably futile.
Sran3e -- Sometimes having an oddly spelled name isn't enough. -- Young Joan
P.S. As for the "home town" business, I don't think our active periods ever
overlapped, did they?
So? You're both Moryans regardless.
Ketchum -- I can't speak for other devil-lovers, but the Advocate was definitely
vicious. -- Billy Lilly
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WHEEL OF FORTUNE was bested by MORTICIAN in a 6 minute Challenge Title fight.
VENEMOUS PORCUPINE vanquished BLUE BLOOD in a 2 minute uneven Challenge battle.
WHACKING WILLOW subdued DUNEDIN in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
TINY TIM bested KING UVDAHELL in a popular 5 minute gory Challenge contest.
ABHORRENCE demolished PUPPY ON PATROL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
SERB SMASHER was defeated by RUBBER KNIFE in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
SAMURAI STRIKER was overpowered by CAFFREY'S in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
TOTTI was handily defeated by NECROMANCER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
PRIMUS won victory over WEINERMUN in a popular 4 minute duel.
GROLSCH unbelievably bested BEAR ACUDA in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
DUTCH TREAT beat VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a popular 3 minute melee.
BOARISH YELTSIN overpowered AVONSIDE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
NEWT GINGRICH was overcome by BLOODBATH in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
DAIRY QUEEN slimly won victory over RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute bout.
JACK VALTRAEDS handily defeated MAD CAT in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
HARI-KARI devastated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PAT overpowered PRIVATE ROOM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
RUBBER KNIFE executed IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LAND OF FLUSH overpowered FRED BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BILLY LILLY was handily defeated by DEVIL'S ADVOCATE in a 1 minute competition.
CHUCK NORRIS vanquished IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BLACK FLAG handily defeated GERRICK GRIMM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TOM SAWYER was viciously subdued by YOUNG JOAN in a exciting 7 minute gory bout.
MIKE TYSON was overpowered by AMELIA in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
DESPERADO savagely defeated SRAN3E in a exciting 2 minute gruesome bout.
GHOST DANCER was overpowered by ROXANNE DE'MORRE in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
AIKEN handily defeated UNHOLY TERROR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BENITO CHATTE lost to CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a popular 1 minute gory bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 9 TOTAL PARRY 61 - 26 - 1 70 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 26 - 18 - 1 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 52 - 42 - 0 55 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 44 - 36 - 1 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 26 - 27 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 32 - 34 - 0 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 25 - 3 39 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 18 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 17 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 201 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 4 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 3 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 5 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY MORTICIAN 2-3890 88 20 1 382 DARK TOADS (1185)
WALL OF STEEL PRIMUS 21-4975 61 16 0 284 REAL BEER (859)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 118 71 2 261 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
SLASHING ATTACK BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 76 47 2 239 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
LUNGING ATTACK PAT 35-2292 48 50 2 219 COMMON JOE'S (509)
PARRY-LUNGE BEAR ACUDA 47-4995 34 34 1 210 THE BEAR'S PAW (196)
BASHING ATTACK MAD CAT 7-2965 59 43 6 202 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 28 5 0 201 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
STRIKING ATTACK CAFFREY'S 21-4748 21 4 3 156 REAL BEER (859)
The overall popularity leader is JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407. The most popular warrior
this turn was KING UVDAHELL 47-1643. The ten other most popular fighters were WHEEL
OF FORTUNE 25-2529, WEINERMUN 37-2635, YOUNG JOAN 28-3534, NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399, BEAR
ACUDA 47-4995, BLOODBATH 60-704, MORTICIAN 2-3890, DUNEDIN 14-3703, DESPERADO
28-1152, and PRIMUS 21-4975.
The least popular fighter this week was UNHOLY TERROR 8-5051. The other ten least
popular fighters were FRED BEAR 47-5348, TOTTI 17-5991, PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613,
GHOST DANCER 28-3365, SRAN3E 28-4382, MIKE TYSON 71-360, GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530, BILLY
LILLY 28-3416, PRIVATE ROOM 31-3620, and SAMURAI STRIKER 71-62.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 1 1 0 MORYA(28) 3 3 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 1
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 2 0 0
ARKERS(8) 0 2 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 2 5 0
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 KRILL(44) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 1 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 2 3 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 3 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MORTICIAN 2-3890 88 20 1 382 DARK TOADS (1185) NIANIA
ABHORRENCE 4-5568 20 8 2 180 GLOOM AND DOOM (1151) JHELUM
BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 76 47 2 239 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
MAD CAT 7-2965 59 43 6 202 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
TOM SAWYER 8-4281 22 10 0 101 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS
LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 19 13 0 166 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
AVONSIDE 13-3927 38 54 1 198 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS
DUNEDIN 14-3703 34 55 0 204 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
TOTTI 17-5991 18 10 2 84 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
PRIMUS 21-4975 61 16 0 284 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529 54 57 2 210 DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558) LYRATILAN
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 113 37 2 224 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 30 31 1 121 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
PRIVATE ROOM 31-3620 26 14 0 178 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
PAT 35-2292 48 50 2 219 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WEINERMUN 37-2635 62 63 3 209 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) SIBIKHAS
VENEMOUS PORCUPINE 44-288 90 63 1 227 D.A. REJECTS (38) KRILL
JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 118 71 2 261 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530 20 25 1 128 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 45 14 1 205 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 52 41 1 151 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 25 7 2 189 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
BLOODBATH 60-704 71 60 2 241 BASKET WEAVING 101 (225) ARADI
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 17 6 0 149 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD
CHUCK NORRIS 71-993 19 11 1 170 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR
HARI-KARI 73-3049 28 5 0 201 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
NECROMANCER 78-2520 21 3 1 107 MAGIC ARTISTS (1218) LIN TIRIAN
BLACK FLAG 82--19490 32 18 3 145 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG