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Date   : 10/07/2008    Duedate: 11/03/2008

CRYSALIS

DM-106    TURN-201

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-SENTINELS 7/1202        5    2  0 71.4    4 SUPERIOR FOR 71/1236   18   11  0 62.1
    NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219                     5 COMMON JOE'S 35/509   540  572  5 48.6
  2 REAL BEER 21/859     2025  997 29 67.0      BLACK & BLUE 73/1090                  
    USELESS TOOLS 57/1249                       BASKET WEAVING 101 60/225             
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                     INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214            
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/219              
    ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826                     BLOOD 4 THE MASSES 68/1239            
    D.A. REJECTS 44/38                          DUELING FOR DOLLARS 25/558            
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                        KIWI CONNECTION 13/747                
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808              
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       THE FAMILY TREE 20/717                
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                         6 BLOOD RITES 8/1253     17   19  0 47.2
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                        TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203                
  3 LENPROS 30/189        281  143  0 66.3    7 JANIX 54/1223         122  158  4 43.6
    DARK TOADS 04W 82/1242                      THE BEAR'S PAW 47/196                 
    Z GLADIATORZ 8/1128                         VALHALLA 28/1102                      
    DARK TOADS 2/1185                         8 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041   20   30  2 40.0
    GLOOM AND DOOM 4/1151                     9 THE ZOO 71/1255       395  703  4 36.0
    ANIMAL FARM 11/1095                         DODGE BULLETS 28/867                  
    CRAZY CREEPS 60/363                      10 DOGS OF WAR 71/418     20   41  0 32.8
    SMITHSONIAN 8/250                           BIG BAD BRAWLERS 71/459               
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                         PHANTACITY 28/1252                    
    MAGIC ARTISTS 78/1218                    11-FILIPINA LAD 28/1147   10   28  2 26.3
    CHEAP SHOTS 39/1160                   

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                             ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 301): ROCK GLAS HUT FUN of ORCISH IDIOMS (Slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 298): SCARLET ROSE of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 296): CORNELIUS of CAESAR'S POOL HALL (Caesar, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 251): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 273): TUNDRA of ARCTIC WASTES (Wretch, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 268): THE RON of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 254): EXTRUSION of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 248): LEO of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 238): RAVENZ of RAPTORZ (Owlin the Wise, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 226): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 202): TRYPTOPHAN of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 202): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 203): SKIN PEELER of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 301): SMITHSONIAM (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 298): D'HARAN EMPIRE (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 296): CAESAR'S POOL HALL (Caesar, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 251): WACKY (The Zoo Keeper, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 273): OF WOLF & MEN (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 268): THE BEAR'S PAW (Kat, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 254): MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 248): ZERO (Ice Man, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 238): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 226): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 202): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 202): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 203): MONGOL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 297): TROOPER TED of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 296): CORNELIUS of CAESAR'S POOL HALL (Caesar, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 273): TUNDRA of ARCTIC WASTES (Wretch, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 248): LEO of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
                            PAINFUL PEONY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 201): BENITO CHATTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 202): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 203): LAELKORISSA of FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

     This angers me!  I HAVE to write this column because The Big Bosses fired The
Consortium Scribe?  BS!  Why do I have to suffer?  Who cares that she gave out a
bunch of secrets?  So?  This is personal!
     So what am I going to say.  I'm here.  I'm usually here.  It is boring, but face
it, I am here.  So what's new?  I am here.  What's old?  I'm here.  Etcetera,
etcetera, etcetera.
     So what will be new next time?  I'm here.  Just like I am this time.  Etcetera,
etcetera, etcetera.
    Go get ready for The Mailer.  What else do you have to do?  Surely you are not
dumb enough to challenge me?
          Mortician, Age Old Holder Of The Crystal

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     What a day!  Well, I take that half back.  The day was great, sun, blue sky, not
too hot or cold, trees just beginning to change colors, all that stuff.  But my
typist is being a pain in the neck, spending too much time on other stuff and saying 
it's important and can we just rush through the spy report?  And I said, "For
Crysalis?  No way!  Crysalis deserves better."  So we're compromising.  Not a rush
job, but not as leisurely as I could wish for, either.
     Basket Weaving 101 was avoided by Royal Flush.  Don't ask me why.
     Nobody seems to have been most challenged, which probably means a bunch of
double-challenge ties or something.  I picture a double-challenge tie as navy silk
with maybe a thin red diagonal stripe.
     We had twenty-eight fights involving six standbys.  Not a good thing, all those
standbys, but it's the way things went, so we'll live with it.
     Eight challenges, none of them tv.

     So, we begin with BENITO CHATTE (71-6184) (19-30-1,88) of THE ZOO fought
CAPTURED PIRATE KING (106-2) (0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes.  BENITO CHATTE lost
to CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a popular 1 minute gory bout.  Now, that bites.  I bet--
I'm not going to take the time to look--that Benito ended up on the unpopularity
list.  He must've been having it easy wherever he came from, Kyr'terr, from the look
of it.
     AIKEN (71-3933) (9-5-0,67) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 fought UNHOLY TERROR (8-5051)
(15-9-3,64) of BLOOD RITES.  AIKEN handily defeated UNHOLY TERROR in a 1 minute
mismatched bout.  So much for terror, although Aiken's opponent may still be unholy.
I wouldn't presume to speculate on that one.  Well, I would, but not in print.
     GHOST DANCER (28-3365) (30-22-0,41) of DODGE BULLETS fought ROXANNE DE'MORRE
(50-3449) (33-29-0,74) of DRUID'S GROVE.  GHOST DANCER was overpowered by ROXANNE
DE'MORRE in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.  Being on the Isle may preserve a gladiator
from dying the real death, but it doesn't make things easy.
     DESPERADO (28-1152) (29-33-1,70) of DODGE BULLETS fought SRAN3E (28-4382) (16-
10-0,57) of PHANTACITY.  DESPERADO savagely defeated SRAN3E in an exciting 2 minute
gruesome bout.  I don't suppose these two overlapped in Morya, but they both came
from there, and if I want to call it a Home-Town Match, I can and I will.
     MIKE TYSON (71-360) (23-9-1,98) of BIG BAD BRAWLERS fought AMELIA (28-3417) (24-
11-1,73) of DODGE BULLETS.  MIKE TYSON was overpowered by AMELIA in a popular 1
minute gruesome one-sided duel.  Ah, that's the trouble with day jobs, sometimes you
forget which hat you're wearing at the wrong time.

     TOM SAWYER (8-4281) (22-9-0,119) of SMITHSONIAN fought YOUNG JOAN (28-3534) (29-
31-1,92) of DODGE BULLETS.  TOM SAWYER was viciously subdued by YOUNG JOAN in an
exciting 7 minute gory bout.  I have a feeling this isn't the first T. Sawyer on the
Isle, not that it matters, it's the one we have.  Ah, HE is the one we have, no
doubt.  And he's going to be making do with an unpainted fence.  Life is like that.
     BLACK FLAG (82-46046) (31-18-3,136) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought GERRICK GRIMM (50-
3530) (20-24-1,133) of DRUID'S GROVE.  BLACK FLAG handily defeated GERRICK GRIMM in a
1 minute uneven duel.  Really, Gerrick needs to have a short and intense conversation
with his manager.
     CHUCK NORRIS (71-993) (18-11-1,150) of BIG BAD BRAWLERS fought IMPRISONED SPY
(106-9) (0-0-0,170) of the College of Mimes.  CHUCK NORRIS vanquished IMPRISONED SPY
in a 1 minute one-sided match.  I should hope so!  We don't give the spy a lot of
chance to exercise, you know.  This is what "imprisoned" is about, among other
things.
     BILLY LILLY (28-3416) (27-24-1,111) of DODGE BULLETS fought DEVIL'S ADVOCATE
(68-4666) (16-6-0,144) of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES.  BILLY LILLY was handily defeated by
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE in a 1 minute competition.  Didn't these two just do this?  Not that
one can point any fingers regarding a random match.  Well, I suppose I could point a
finger at the handicapper, but that isn't exactly safe, so I'll pass.
     LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (18-13-0,164) of CONSORTIUM CRAP fought FRED BEAR (47-
5348) (26-17-0,103) of THE BEAR'S PAW.  LAND OF FLUSH overpowered FRED BEAR in a 1
minute one-sided match.  I don't know how Fred can bear it.  Okay, poor pun, but I
couldn't resist.

     RUBBER KNIFE (57-2546) (24-7-1,181) of USELESS TOOLS fought IMPRISONED SPY (106-
9) (0-0-0,170) of the College of Mimes.  RUBBER KNIFE executed IMPRISONED SPY in a 1
minute one-sided match.  Ho!  The shame for the Spy, executed (good choice of verb)
with a Rubber Knife!  It is to laugh.
     PAT (35-2292) (47-50-2,203) of COMMON JOE'S fought PRIVATE ROOM (31-3620) (26-
13-0,184) of MILITARY MAYHEM.  PAT overpowered PRIVATE ROOM in a crowd pleasing 1
minute gory mismatched brawl.  Huh, how do you overpower a private room?  Breaking
and entering?  Gate-crashing?  Go for it, Pat!
     HARI-KARI (73-3049) (27-5-0,194) of WAY TO GO! II fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER
(106-23) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  HARI-KARI devastated VILLAINOUS
INFORMER in a 1 minute uneven duel.  Excellent!  That Informer is truly villainous
and deserves everything that happens to him.  He uses greasy kid stuff on his hair.
     JACK VALTRAEDS (47-407) (117-71-2,239) of ROYAL FLUSH fought MAD CAT (7-2965)
(59-42-6,210) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS.  JACK VALTRAEDS handily defeated MAD CAT in a
2 minute one-sided conflict.  Myself, I wouldn't have thrown a bucket of water over a
mad cat, but it seems to have worked.
     DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (83-47-3,225) of ROYAL FLUSH fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-
26) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  DAIRY QUEEN slimly won victory over RIRORNI
CAPTAIN in a 2 minute bout.  And what could be more appropriate, for the Queen is,
indeed, slim.  Cool, too.  One in a thousand.

     NEWT GINGRICH (5-3399) (92-32-0,231) of PARTY ANIMALS fought BLOODBATH (60-704)
(70-60-2,203) of BASKET WEAVING 101.  NEWT GINGRICH was overcome by BLOODBATH in an
exciting 3 minute brutal contest.  Ah, now one can see, perhaps, why Basket Weaving
was avoided.
     BOARISH YELTSIN (5-3109) (75-47-2,226) of PARTY ANIMALS fought AVONSIDE (13-
3927) (38-53-1,207) of KIWI CONNECTION.  BOARISH YELTSIN overpowered AVONSIDE in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.  There were rumors about these gladiators,
but if you haven't heard them, better I don't spread them.
     DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (112-37-2,222) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought VILLAINOUS
INFORMER (106-23) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  DUTCH TREAT beat VILLAINOUS
INFORMER in a popular 3 minute melee.  Go for it.  Make that Informer pay!
     GROLSCH (21-5029) (55-10-4,268) of REAL BEER fought BEAR ACUDA (47-4995) (34-33-
1,209) of THE BEAR'S PAW.  GROLSCH unbelievably bested BEAR ACUDA in a popular 4
minute gory duel.  I see nothing unbelievable in this, but what do I know, eh?
     PRIMUS (21-4975) (60-16-0,276) of REAL BEER fought WEINERMUN (37-2635) (62-62-
3,209) of ALL THE MUN'S MEN.  PRIMUS won victory over WEINERMUN in a popular 4 minute
duel.  I was under the impression that beer and hotdogs go well together.  Was I
wrong in this?

Ah, the challenge matches:
     TOTTI (17-5991) (18-9-2,88) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL challenged NECROMANCER (78-2520)
(20-3-1,92) of MAGIC ARTISTS.  Up 4.  TOTTI was handily defeated by NECROMANCER in a
1 minute uneven Challenge melee.  Good going, Necromancer.
     SAMURAI STRIKER (71-62) (20-21-1,129) of DOGS OF WAR challenged CAFFREY'S (21-
4748) (20-4-3,150) of REAL BEER.  Up 21.  SAMURAI STRIKER was overpowered by
CAFFREY'S in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  I think this should be filed
under "paying your dues," Samurai Striker.  Or maybe "an educational experience."
     SERB SMASHER (71-1393) (20-11-2,127) of DOGS OF WAR challenged RUBBER KNIFE (54-
2038) (51-41-1,144) of USELESS TOOLS.  Up 17.  SERB SMASHER was defeated by RUBBER
KNIFE in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.  They tell me that Serb Smasher is not a
cheese reference, though it still sounds like it to ME and the spreading of the Serb
around with a Rubber Knife would then be appropriate.  Ah, well.  No doubt this, too,
was educational.
     ABHORRENCE (4-5568) (19-8-2,161) of GLOOM AND DOOM challenged PUPPY ON PATROL
(71-1613) (21-14-0,169) of DOGS OF WAR.  Up 8.  ABHORRENCE demolished PUPPY ON PATROL
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.  That's a pup for you, no staying
power.  You need an older dog for the long haul.
     TINY TIM (60-6042) (29-8-1,206) of CRAZY CREEPS challenged KING UVDAHELL (47-
1643) (57-30-1,226) of ROYAL FLUSH.  Up 20.  TINY TIM bested KING UVDAHELL in a
popular 5 minute gory Challenge contest.  This was impressive, even with the uke,
which is not an impressive instrument generally.
     WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (44-14-1,197) of FLOWER GIRLS challenged DUNEDIN (14-
3703) (34-54-0,201) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS.  Up 4.  WHACKING WILLOW subdued DUNEDIN in
an action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.  She whacked him good.  Really good, from
what I hear.
     VENEMOUS PORCUPINE (44-288) (89-63-1,210) of D.A. REJECTS challenged BLUE BLOOD
(73-3657) (25-13-1,210) of BLACK & BLUE.  Straight across.  VENEMOUS PORCUPINE
vanquished BLUE BLOOD in a 2 minute uneven Challenge battle.  Amazing how much blood
escapes when someone tries to embrace a procupine.  Very messy.

And for the title and possession of the Crysaline Helm:
     WHEEL OF FORTUNE (25-2529) (54-56-2,219) of DUELING FOR DOLLARS challenged
MORTICIAN (2-3890) (87-20-1,374) of DARK TOADS.  Up lots.  Hmm, 155, though numbers
don't matter much at this altitude.  WHEEL OF FORTUNE was bested by MORTICIAN in a 6
minute Challenge Title fight.  A good try, Wheel, and be glad the Mortician didn't
bury you.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MORTICIAN 2-3890            88  20  1  382  DARK TOADS (1185)          NIANIA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRIMUS 21-4975              61  16  0  284  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 GROLSCH 21-5029             56  10  4  277  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407      118  71  2  261  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BLOODBATH 60-704            71  60  2  241  BASKET WEAVING 101 (225)   ARADI
 BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109      76  47  2  239  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         84  47  3  231  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 VENEMOUS PORCUPINE 44-288   90  63  1  227  D.A. REJECTS (38)          KRILL
 TINY TIM 60-6042            30   8  1  226  CRAZY CREEPS (363)         ARADI
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        113  37  2  224  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 PAT 35-2292                 48  50  2  219  COMMON JOE'S (509)         MURSKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529    54  57  2  210  DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558)  LYRATILAN
 BEAR ACUDA 47-4995          34  34  1  210  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK
 WEINERMUN 37-2635           62  63  3  209  ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219)    SIBIKHAS
-RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197    39  14  0  206  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     45  14  1  205  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 KING UVDAHELL 47-1643       57  31  1  204  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 DUNEDIN 14-3703             34  55  0  204  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 MAD CAT 7-2965              59  43  6  202  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399        92  33  0  201  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           28   5  0  201  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 AVONSIDE 13-3927            38  54  1  198  KIWI CONNECTION (747)      DULLENS
 BLUE BLOOD 73-3657          25  14  1  198  BLACK & BLUE (1090)        ERINIKA
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546        25   7  2  189  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
-BLOODY SKIN 20-1986         39  38  1  187  THE FAMILY TREE (717)      SEAM
-ZIT 8-4385                  30   3  0  184  Z GLADIATORZ (1128)        ARKERS
-VIOLET VULTURE 11-6612      26   5  0  183  ANIMAL FARM (1095)         ARUAK CITY
-SODIAC 7-1049               28  18  2  182  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BALDER 28-3778              32  34  3  180  VALHALLA (1102)            MORYA
 ABHORRENCE 4-5568           20   8  2  180  GLOOM AND DOOM (1151)      JHELUM
 PRIVATE ROOM 31-3620        26  14  0  178  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 CHUCK NORRIS 71-993         19  11  1  170  BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459)     KYR'TERR
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       19  13  0  166  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613     21  15  0  158  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 CAFFREY'S 21-4748           21   4  3  156  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038        52  41  1  151  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666    17   6  0  149  BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239)  FIREHOLD
-XYCO 54-2899                23  11  3  148  JANIX (1223)               TROCAR
-WYVERN 82-29373             16   5  0  147  DARK TOADS 04W (1242)      DWES EG
 BLACK FLAG 82--19490        32  18  3  145  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 SERB SMASHER 71-1393        20  12  2  130  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530       20  25  1  128  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 SAMURAI STRIKER 71-62       20  22  1  128  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534          30  31  1  121  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 BILLY LILLY 28-3416         27  25  1  112  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 FRED BEAR 47-5348           26  18  0  110  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK
 NECROMANCER 78-2520         21   3  1  107  MAGIC ARTISTS (1218)       LIN TIRIAN
 TOM SAWYER 8-4281           22  10  0  101  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AMELIA 28-3417              25  11  1  100  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-LADY ELMA 28-4244           20  23  2  100  FILIPINA LADYZ (1147)      MORYA
-HUNTSMAN 7-5837             19   4  0   98  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-ERASMUS 7-5843              25  21  0   96  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BAERRA 7-1048               28   9  0   92  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-GLUM 54-2766                18   9  1   89  JANIX (1223)               TROCAR
-DON FRANCIS 30-4619         17   8  0   88  LENPROS (189)              IAYE
-ZIGGY WOLFSBANE 21-6432     22  12  0   85  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 TOTTI 17-5991               18  10  2   84  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449    34  29  0   81  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
-WESTON 14-4137              22  12  3   81  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
-24 CARAT 16-5694            22  13  2   81  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
 AIKEN 71-3933               10   5  0   80  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1236)  KYR'TERR
 MIKE TYSON 71-360           23  10  1   79  BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459)     KYR'TERR
 DESPERADO 28-1152           30  33  1   78  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-FELIX 81-437                21  13  0   76  WARMASTERS (1254)          SHADOWSPIRE
-LUTHERIUS 81-562            19   7  3   67  WARMASTERS (1254)          SHADOWSPIRE
-MIKE MILLER 46-4006         18  12  0   66  FANDILS (220)              ARDIVENT
-OLIANDER 7-5911             17   4  2   57  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 UNHOLY TERROR 8-5051        15  10  3   56  BLOOD RITES (1253)         ARKERS
 BENITO CHATTE 71-6184       19  31  1   55  THE ZOO (1255)             KYR'TERR
 SRAN3E 28-4382              16  11  0   55  PHANTACITY (1252)          MORYA
-BLACK EYE 11-6946           16   6  0   54  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
-SMIRK 39-3606               27  10  0   49  CHEAP SHOTS (1160)         XOCHITHLAN
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365        30  23  0   40  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
IMPRISONED SPY             0   0  0                        RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546      201

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Ghost Dancer et al -- And to think, I thought I was "practicing" with friends? --
Necroma

     You never know, do you?

Black Flag -- Apparently I abhorred you more than most.  Get it?  Har, har. --
Abhorrence

Unemployed Person -- I see why. -- Necromancer

Caffrey's -- Hmmmmm.  One fine record verses another?  Thanks for the beer. -- Zit

Pat -- I AM ravishing, but I can see you like to be ravished.  Life is so sweet. --
Ravishing Redbud

     Dipped in honey.

Venomous Porcupine -- You tried long and hard, but I am pretty dared good at what I
do. -- Mortician

Totti -- Hmm, no, I can't say that does a thing for me.  Remind me not to take up
football as a second career. -- Desperado

Devil's Advocate -- Why not go find a devil and advocate him? -- Billy Lilly

Huntsman -- You know, I think I've heard of you.  One of those tough guys who like to
drink smash behind the cabanas, if I've got this straight.  I don't do smash, you
really need a cabana for that, but I can put together a mean bowl of punch in the
back of the hanger.  Come by and try it out. -- Amelia

     Now, THERE is an offer!

Aiken -- You left me achin', sure enough.  I could do without it. -- Ghost Dancer
P.S.  But then, an appeal to a golem's "better nature" is probably futile.

Sran3e -- Sometimes having an oddly spelled name isn't enough. -- Young Joan
P.S.  As for the "home town" business, I don't think our active periods ever
overlapped, did they?

     So?  You're both Moryans regardless.

Ketchum -- I can't speak for other devil-lovers, but the Advocate was definitely
vicious. -- Billy Lilly

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WHEEL OF FORTUNE was bested by MORTICIAN in a 6 minute Challenge Title fight.
VENEMOUS PORCUPINE vanquished BLUE BLOOD in a 2 minute uneven Challenge battle.
WHACKING WILLOW subdued DUNEDIN in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
TINY TIM bested KING UVDAHELL in a popular 5 minute gory Challenge contest.
ABHORRENCE demolished PUPPY ON PATROL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
SERB SMASHER was defeated by RUBBER KNIFE in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
SAMURAI STRIKER was overpowered by CAFFREY'S in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
TOTTI was handily defeated by NECROMANCER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
PRIMUS won victory over WEINERMUN in a popular 4 minute duel.
GROLSCH unbelievably bested BEAR ACUDA in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
DUTCH TREAT beat VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a popular 3 minute melee.
BOARISH YELTSIN overpowered AVONSIDE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
NEWT GINGRICH was overcome by BLOODBATH in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
DAIRY QUEEN slimly won victory over RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute bout.
JACK VALTRAEDS handily defeated MAD CAT in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
HARI-KARI devastated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PAT overpowered PRIVATE ROOM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
RUBBER KNIFE executed IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LAND OF FLUSH overpowered FRED BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BILLY LILLY was handily defeated by DEVIL'S ADVOCATE in a 1 minute competition.
CHUCK NORRIS vanquished IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BLACK FLAG handily defeated GERRICK GRIMM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TOM SAWYER was viciously subdued by YOUNG JOAN in a exciting 7 minute gory bout.
MIKE TYSON was overpowered by AMELIA in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
DESPERADO savagely defeated SRAN3E in a exciting 2 minute gruesome bout.
GHOST DANCER was overpowered by ROXANNE DE'MORRE in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
AIKEN handily defeated UNHOLY TERROR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BENITO CHATTE lost to CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a popular 1 minute gory bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         TOTAL PARRY       61 -  26 -  1      70  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     26 -  18 -  1      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         WALL OF STEEL     52 -  42 -  0      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK    44 -  36 -  1      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         AIMED BLOW        26 -  27 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   32 -  34 -  0      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  25 -  3      39  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  18 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  17 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 201 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         4  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  5         3  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      MORTICIAN 2-3890           88  20  1  382 DARK TOADS (1185)
WALL OF STEEL    PRIMUS 21-4975             61  16  0  284 REAL BEER (859)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407     118  71  2  261 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
SLASHING ATTACK  BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109     76  47  2  239 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
LUNGING ATTACK   PAT 35-2292                48  50  2  219 COMMON JOE'S (509)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEAR ACUDA 47-4995         34  34  1  210 THE BEAR'S PAW (196)
BASHING ATTACK   MAD CAT 7-2965             59  43  6  202 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          28   5  0  201 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
STRIKING ATTACK  CAFFREY'S 21-4748          21   4  3  156 REAL BEER (859)

The overall popularity leader is JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was KING UVDAHELL 47-1643.  The ten other most popular fighters were WHEEL 
OF FORTUNE 25-2529, WEINERMUN 37-2635, YOUNG JOAN 28-3534, NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399, BEAR 
ACUDA 47-4995, BLOODBATH 60-704, MORTICIAN 2-3890, DUNEDIN 14-3703, DESPERADO 
28-1152, and PRIMUS 21-4975.

The least popular fighter this week was UNHOLY TERROR 8-5051.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FRED BEAR 47-5348, TOTTI 17-5991, PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613, 
GHOST DANCER 28-3365, SRAN3E 28-4382, MIKE TYSON 71-360, GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530, BILLY 
LILLY 28-3416, PRIVATE ROOM 31-3620, and SAMURAI STRIKER 71-62.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  1 0  MORYA(28)            3  3 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 1  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  2 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  5 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  KRILL(44)            1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  3 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MORTICIAN 2-3890            88  20  1  382  DARK TOADS (1185)          NIANIA
 ABHORRENCE 4-5568           20   8  2  180  GLOOM AND DOOM (1151)      JHELUM
 BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109      76  47  2  239  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 MAD CAT 7-2965              59  43  6  202  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 TOM SAWYER 8-4281           22  10  0  101  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       19  13  0  166  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 AVONSIDE 13-3927            38  54  1  198  KIWI CONNECTION (747)      DULLENS
 DUNEDIN 14-3703             34  55  0  204  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 TOTTI 17-5991               18  10  2   84  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 PRIMUS 21-4975              61  16  0  284  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529    54  57  2  210  DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558)  LYRATILAN
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        113  37  2  224  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534          30  31  1  121  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 PRIVATE ROOM 31-3620        26  14  0  178  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 PAT 35-2292                 48  50  2  219  COMMON JOE'S (509)         MURSKA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WEINERMUN 37-2635           62  63  3  209  ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219)    SIBIKHAS
 VENEMOUS PORCUPINE 44-288   90  63  1  227  D.A. REJECTS (38)          KRILL
 JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407      118  71  2  261  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530       20  25  1  128  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     45  14  1  205  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038        52  41  1  151  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546        25   7  2  189  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 BLOODBATH 60-704            71  60  2  241  BASKET WEAVING 101 (225)   ARADI
 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666    17   6  0  149  BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239)  FIREHOLD
 CHUCK NORRIS 71-993         19  11  1  170  BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459)     KYR'TERR
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           28   5  0  201  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 NECROMANCER 78-2520         21   3  1  107  MAGIC ARTISTS (1218)       LIN TIRIAN
 BLACK FLAG 82--19490        32  18  3  145  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG