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Date : 11/04/2008 Duedate: 12/01/2008
CRYSALIS
DM-106 TURN-202
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 REAL BEER 21/859 2037 1001 29 67.1 4-SUPERIOR FOR 71/1236 18 11 0 62.1
USELESS TOOLS 57/1249 5 DARQUE AGES 52/1257 107 96 1 52.7
CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248 6 COMMON JOE'S 35/509 543 578 5 48.4
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 BLACK & BLUE 73/1090
ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826 BASKET WEAVING 101 60/225
D.A. REJECTS 44/38 ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/219
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES 68/1239
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 DUELING FOR DOLLARS 25/558
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 KIWI CONNECTION 13/747
USELESS TOOLS 54/552 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808
MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1258 7 BLOOD RITES 8/1253 18 21 0 46.2
2 LENPROS 30/189 285 144 0 66.4 TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203
DARK TOADS 04W 82/1242 ARCTIC WASTES 45/1256
Z GLADIATORZ 8/1128 8 JANIX 54/1223 123 159 4 43.6
DARK TOADS 2/1185 THE BEAR'S PAW 47/196
ANIMAL FARM 11/1095 VALHALLA 28/1102
GLOOM AND DOOM 4/1151 9 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041 21 31 2 40.4
CRAZY CREEPS 60/363 10 THE ZOO 71/1255 397 707 4 36.0
SMITHSONIAN 8/250 DODGE BULLETS 28/867
FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 11-DOGS OF WAR 71/418 20 41 0 32.8
MAGIC ARTISTS 78/1218 BIG BAD BRAWLERS 71/459
3 SENTINELS 7/1202 7 4 0 63.6 PHANTACITY 28/1252
NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
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WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 302): IMBER LACK of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 299): YAU (DARKFACE) of ZULU NATION (?, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 297): BEDLAM of CHAOS (Lord of Chaos, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 252): MORI NEB of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 274): JEFFERSON DAVIS of JGW PERISHABLE 1 (JGW, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 269): THE RON of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 255): INGLEMORT JULS of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 249): SIZZLING SUNFLOWER of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 239): ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 227): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 203): TRYPTOPHAN of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (Manager, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 203): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 204): SKIN PEELER of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 302): GENERALS (?, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 299): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 297): CAESAR'S POOL HALL (Caesar, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 252): WACKY (The Zoo Keeper, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 274): OF WOLF & MEN (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 269): THE BEAR'S PAW (Kat, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 255): MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 249): ZERO (Ice Man, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 239): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 227): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 203): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 203): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 204): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 302): IMBER LACK of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
CRIMSON MIST of BLOOD RITES (Wretch, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 296): CORNELIUS of CAESAR'S POOL HALL (Caesar, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 252): MORI NEB of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 273): TUNDRA of ARCTIC WASTES (Wretch, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 269): THE RON of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.)
FOLMOR GRIGG of THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 255): EVALON ELKHORN of DRUID'S GROVE (Armalias, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 248): LEO of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
PAINFUL PEONY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 202): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 203): LAELKORISSA of FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
How many times do I have to do this? That's seven Tower Guardians in a row,
fourteen total, fourteen more Duelmaster Crowns way back in DM2, etc, etc. I am
thinking almost everyone thinks I'm pretty good by now.
Okay, perhaps I will mellow for the moment and tell you my boss's favorite story
about ME. (In essence, my life story.)
Some many years ago, I was recruited by Mr. T, Manager of The Intimidators, a
Consortium affiliate, in Niania (DM2). Well, from what I posted above, I was quite
the star. Then those same bosses decided to run me in ADM (they did little of that
at the time.) and I became their first ADM TVs and then the first Eligible TV. Then
the bosses retired and gave it all away. Me, too. At the giveaway (And THIS is the
favorite story.) Manager aka Dwayne The Dog really, really wanted me. But that did
not happen. When the bosses were coerced back, I was high on their resigning list,
and Mr. Soultaker willingly and graciously returned me to the original owners.
Because Mr. Soultaker now owned The Intimidator team and name, I had to have my Team
Name changed to something, and since the bosses has a controlling interest in The
Dark Toads, that was what the mage Sandy selected. So here I am. I have been trying
for the last 5 weeks to get my team name changed to Intimidation (or similar), but,
alas, even though I am such a star, it has not happened.
So there I am. And here I am. And the odds are might high you will find me
here again. So give it a try. I like the wins.
Mortician, Tower Guardian
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Ah, that Zontani Snake-Eyes! How puffed up he is. Oh, well, we won't let that
deter us from having our own good time. The autumn tourney has passed, but the Split
has not, so far as my spies can tell, come upon us quite yet. Probably waiting for
the moment of maximum inconvenience, isn't that how institutions work? And the
Gladiatorial Commission, despite some transparent claims to the contrary, is an
institution. Here on the Isle, anyway.
The raw statistics:
Twenty-seven fights, seven of them involving standbys.
Four challenges, none of them tv. People are probably still sorting that out.
Party Animals were Most Avoided, by Crazy Creeps. Good, there's been too much
partying around here lately, and it's making everyone crazy.
Billy Lilly got the most challenges.
The fights themselves:
GHOST DANCER (28-3365) (30-23-0,40) of DODGE BULLETS fought R.O.U.S. (106-4) (0-
0-0,50) of the College of Mimes. GHOST DANCER vanquished R.O.U.S. in a 1 minute one-
sided bout. When people get really stirred up by huge rats, some run screaming into
the closets and others out steel and whack 'em up. I favor people who go the second
route, myself. With managers, gladiators, spy reporters, and bookies hanging around
the arena, we have no need for additional rats. Regardless of size.
TUNDRA (45-4280) (16-8-1,57) of ARCTIC WASTES fought DESPERADO (28-1152) (30-33-
1,78) of DODGE BULLETS. TUNDRA was savagely defeated by DESPERADO in an exciting 3
minute bloody fray. Experience tells, sometimes when you'd rather it kept its big
mouth shut.
BENITO CHATTE (71-6184) (19-31-1,55) of THE ZOO fought DON FRANCIS (30-4619)
(17-8-0,88) of LENPROS. BENITO CHATTE lost to DON FRANCIS in a 2 minute fray. Why
does this surprise no one? Perhaps because we can read the clues in a man's record.
OLIANDER (7-5911) (17-4-2,57) of SENTINELS fought TOTTI (17-5991) (18-10-2,84)
of ITALIAN FOOTBALL. OLIANDER was demolished by TOTTI in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
Is this a case of not enough smash, or too much?
UNHOLY TERROR (8-5051) (15-10-3,56) of BLOOD RITES fought ROXANNE DE'MORRE (50-
3449) (34-29-0,81) of DRUID'S GROVE. UNHOLY TERROR was vanquished by ROXANNE
DE'MORRE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. It's enough to make me wonder what our
handicapper, the redoubtable Krellipan Strees, is up to with these matches. A
cursory glance--and there was a lot of cursing as managers and gladiators glanced
through the lists--would tell even the most untutored that closer matches were
available. This whole "kickbacks and bribes" business may surge to the fore this
winter!
AMELIA (28-3417) (25-11-1,100) of DODGE BULLETS fought BAERRA (7-1048) (28-9-
0,92) of SENTINELS. AMELIA was savagely defeated by BAERRA in an exciting 5 minute
gory duel. And will Baerra be offered punch in the hanger? Somehow it seems
debatable. Where did this antique Sentinel come from, anyway? Why isn't he warming
a bench in an old gladiators' home?
GERRICK GRIMM (50-3530) (20-25-1,128) of DRUID'S GROVE fought ZORRO, THE GAY
BLADE (106-8) (0-0-0,110) of the College of Mimes. GERRICK GRIMM was overpowered by
ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 2 minute one-sided match. The stewards who were close to
the action say that it was Zorro's threat to kiss Gerrick that turned the tide.
YOUNG JOAN (28-3534) (30-31-1,121) of DODGE BULLETS fought BLACK FLAG (82-46046)
(32-18-3,145) of TONGUE N CHEEK. YOUNG JOAN slimly lost to BLACK FLAG in an action
packed 7 minute bloody duel. Does this Young Joan look like a bug to you? Seven
minutes must mean she didn't react like a bug, either. But some gladiators just
won't give up. This is, in fact, a prized characteristic here on the Isle.
CAFFREY'S (21-4748) (21-4-3,156) of REAL BEER fought DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (68-4666)
(17-6-0,149) of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES. CAFFREY'S was vanquished by DEVIL'S ADVOCATE in
a 1 minute one-sided match. Blood for the masses rather than real beer? I suspect
the masses would prefer it the other way around. But then, I'm not a mass, so what
do I know?
PRIVATE ROOM (31-3620) (26-14-0,178) of MILITARY MAYHEM fought WYVERN (82-29373)
(16-5-0,147) of DARK TOADS 04W. PRIVATE ROOM was devastated by WYVERN in a popular 1
minute one-sided contest. There you have it, Private: Sometimes your better off
hanging out with the General Public. Things can HAPPEN to you in private rooms.
RUBBER KNIFE (54-2038) (52-41-1,151) of USELESS TOOLS fought FRED BEAR (47-5348)
(26-18-0,110) of THE BEAR'S PAW. RUBBER KNIFE was savagely defeated by FRED BEAR in
a popular 3 minute bloody match. What can you expect, after all? Losing is probably
the definition of a useless tool. Though I'm sure it did its best.
AVONSIDE (13-3927) (38-54-1,198) of KIWI CONNECTION fought LAND OF FLUSH (11-
4373) (19-13-0,166) of CONSORTIUM CRAP. AVONSIDE was beaten by LAND OF FLUSH in an
exciting 4 minute match. Ah, I believe I will avoid the obvious play on words there.
I'm sure you can all imagine it without my help.
HARI-KARI (73-3049) (28-5-0,201) of WAY TO GO! II fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-
0,181) of the College of Mimes. HARI-KARI overpowered CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 2
minute gory mismatched brawl. I would certainly hope so!
KING UVDAHELL (47-1643) (57-31-1,204) of ROYAL FLUSH fought AMBER WOLFWALKER
(106-11) (0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes. KING UVDAHELL overpowered AMBER
WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute uneven struggle. A challenging fight, perhaps, and a
pleasing victory. Why is there a Japanese beetle flying around my desk? Better it
should land so I can squish it. Not that they're squishy, more like crunchy, but the
basic intention remains the same. Land, land, make yourself a target, curse you!
WHEEL OF FORTUNE (25-2529) (54-57-2,210) of DUELING FOR DOLLARS fought NEWT
GINGRICH (5-3399) (92-33-0,201) of PARTY ANIMALS. WHEEL OF FORTUNE was handily
defeated by NEWT GINGRICH in a 1 minute conflict. A party in a casion? Why not,
after all. Eat, drink, and spend money, for tomorrow you fight. Something like
that.
SODIAC (7-1049) (28-18-2,182) of SENTINELS fought RUBBER KNIFE (57-2546) (25-7-
2,189) of USELESS TOOLS. SODIAC was savagely defeated by RUBBER KNIFE in a crowd
pleasing 6 minute gory match. Another rubber knife, but this one is obviously a
tougher proposition. Or Zodiac a less prepared one.
DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (113-37-2,224) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought VILLAINOUS
INFORMER (106-23) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. DUTCH TREAT subdued
VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute competition. Excellent. That
vicious and foolish Informer has annoyed us all here, time out of mind. Beat him up
good.
GROLSCH (21-5029) (56-10-4,277) of REAL BEER fought MAD CAT (7-2965) (59-43-
6,202) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS. GROLSCH viciously subdued MAD CAT in a popular 4
minute brutal bout. It seems odd that a Mad Cat should be a minion. So un-cat-like,
minionhood. Still, it is the nature of cats to disconcert humans, so I suppose
there's nothing to be done about it.
PRIMUS (21-4975) (61-16-0,284) of REAL BEER fought WEINERMUN (37-2635) (62-63-
3,209) of ALL THE MUN'S MEN. PRIMUS was viciously subdued by WEINERMUN in a popular
3 minute brutal fight. Hmm, a weiner, now that the idea is brought to my mind, does
rather appeal. Perhaps when I finish the spy report, I will have a weiner or other
sausage on, as the say, a bun.
VENEMOUS PORCUPINE (44-288) (90-63-1,227) of D.A. REJECTS fought CLOTTO (106-25)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. VENEMOUS PORCUPINE viciously subdued CLOTTO in
a popular 2 minute gruesome duel. Excellent. I can tell that Clotto thought to be
putting someting over on us. Never let the standbys get the upper hand!
JACK VALTRAEDS (47-407) (118-71-2,261) of ROYAL FLUSH fought THE BLACKSMITH
(106-22) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. JACK VALTRAEDS handily defeated THE
BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute uneven fight. Well done, but don't take your horse there to
be shod for the next week or two, Jack.
DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (84-47-3,231) of ROYAL FLUSH fought DUNEDIN (14-3703) (34-
55-0,204) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS. DAIRY QUEEN slimly won victory over DUNEDIN in a
crowd pleasing 4 minute match. And what other kind of a victory could it be, with
the Queen so slim and creamy?
BOARISH YELTSIN (5-3109) (76-47-2,239) of PARTY ANIMALS fought BEAR ACUDA (47-
4995) (34-34-1,210) of THE BEAR'S PAW. BOARISH YELTSIN devastated BEAR ACUDA in a 2
minute one-sided duel. Must've been some party! If you won't land on the desk, you
darned bug, then land on the flystrip!
The challenge matches:
HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (19-4-0,98) of SENTINELS challenged BILLY LILLY (28-3416) (27-
25-1,112) of DODGE BULLETS. Up 14. HUNTSMAN overpowered BILLY LILLY in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge fight. This is the life of the Most Challenged. Young hotshots
come along and take hot shots at you. Tell him about the bear in the garden, Billy.
VIOLET VULTURE (11-6612) (26-5-0,183) of ANIMAL FARM challenged BLUE BLOOD (73-
3657) (25-14-1,198) of BLACK & BLUE. Up 15. VIOLET VULTURE savagely defeated BLUE
BLOOD in a 12 minute Challenge duel. Ah, a color clash. Tricky.
TINY TIM (60-6042) (30-8-1,226) of CRAZY CREEPS challenged BLOODBATH (60-704)
(71-60-2,241) of BASKET WEAVING 101. Up 15. TINY TIM was viciously subdued by
BLOODBATH in a 4 minute Challenge battle. The offhand ukelele was a mistake, Tim.
For the title, refusing to await the handicapper's non-existent mercies:
MORTICIAN (2-3890) (88-20-1,382) of DARK TOADS challenged PAT (35-2292) (48-50-
2,219) of COMMON JOE'S. Down 163, or some similar number. MORTICIAN outwaited PAT
in a crowd pleasing 7 minute Challenge Title fight. Seven minutes? That's nothing.
Most gladiators will wait that long just to get a fresh beer. Still, a good try,
Pat, and an excellent victory, Mortician.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MORTICIAN 2-3890 89 20 1 390 DARK TOADS (1185) NIANIA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GROLSCH 21-5029 57 10 4 293 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 119 71 2 269 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BLOODBATH 60-704 72 60 2 260 BASKET WEAVING 101 (225) ARADI
BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 77 47 2 250 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
WEINERMUN 37-2635 63 63 3 240 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) SIBIKHAS
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 85 47 3 239 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
VENEMOUS PORCUPINE 44-288 91 63 1 230 D.A. REJECTS (38) KRILL
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 114 37 2 226 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 58 31 1 215 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399 93 33 0 212 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAD CAT 7-2965 59 44 6 210 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
PAT 35-2292 48 51 2 210 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
HARI-KARI 73-3049 29 5 0 209 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
DUNEDIN 14-3703 34 56 0 208 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
-RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 39 14 0 206 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529 54 58 2 205 DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558) LYRATILAN
-WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 45 14 1 205 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
VIOLET VULTURE 11-6612 27 5 0 202 ANIMAL FARM (1095) ARUAK CITY
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 26 7 2 200 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
BEAR ACUDA 47-4995 34 35 1 199 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
TINY TIM 60-6042 30 9 1 199 CRAZY CREEPS (363) ARADI
PRIMUS 21-4975 61 17 0 196 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
BLUE BLOOD 73-3657 25 15 1 194 BLACK & BLUE (1090) ERINIKA
LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 20 13 0 190 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
SODIAC 7-1049 28 19 2 187 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-ZIT 8-4385 30 3 0 184 Z GLADIATORZ (1128) ARKERS
AVONSIDE 13-3927 38 55 1 182 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BALDER 28-3778 32 34 3 180 VALHALLA (1102) MORYA
-ABHORRENCE 4-5568 20 8 2 180 GLOOM AND DOOM (1151) JHELUM
WYVERN 82-29373 17 5 0 180 DARK TOADS 04W (1242) DWES EG
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 18 6 0 172 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD
-CHUCK NORRIS 71-993 19 11 1 170 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR
-PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613 21 15 0 158 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
PRIVATE ROOM 31-3620 26 15 0 155 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-XYCO 54-2899 23 11 3 148 JANIX (1223) TROCAR
BLACK FLAG 82--19490 33 18 3 147 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FRED BEAR 47-5348 27 18 0 145 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
CAFFREY'S 21-4748 21 5 3 145 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
-SERB SMASHER 71-1393 20 12 2 130 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 30 32 1 129 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
-SAMURAI STRIKER 71-62 20 22 1 128 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 52 42 1 127 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 20 4 0 117 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
BAERRA 7-1048 29 9 0 111 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530 20 26 1 109 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
-NECROMANCER 78-2520 21 3 1 107 MAGIC ARTISTS (1218) LIN TIRIAN
-TOM SAWYER 8-4281 22 10 0 101 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BILLY LILLY 28-3416 27 26 1 99 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
AMELIA 28-3417 25 12 1 99 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
-LAELKORISSA 73-5599 21 30 2 95 FAVORITE GUYS (1205) ERINIKA
TOTTI 17-5991 19 10 2 94 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DON FRANCIS 30-4619 18 8 0 90 LENPROS (189) IAYE
-GLUM 54-2766 18 9 1 89 JANIX (1223) TROCAR
ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 35 29 0 88 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
DESPERADO 28-1152 31 33 1 85 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
-ZIGGY WOLFSBANE 21-6432 22 12 0 85 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
-WESTON 14-4137 22 12 3 81 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
-24 CARAT 16-5694 22 13 2 81 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
-AIKEN 71-3933 10 5 0 80 SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1236) KYR'TERR
-MIKE TYSON 71-360 23 10 1 79 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR
-ANIS 16-5189 18 23 2 79 MAXIMUM RESULTS (420) WILLAF
-FELIX 81-437 21 13 0 76 WARMASTERS (1254) SHADOWSPIRE
-LUTHERIUS 81-562 19 7 3 67 WARMASTERS (1254) SHADOWSPIRE
-PAINFUL PEONY 52-3744 18 11 1 66 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
BENITO CHATTE 71-6184 19 32 1 62 THE ZOO (1255) KYR'TERR
-DANTE FURIOSO 21-6589 17 7 0 58 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
TUNDRA 45-4280 16 9 1 57 ARCTIC WASTES (1256) STORMCROWE
OLIANDER 7-5911 17 5 2 56 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
GHOST DANCER 28-3365 31 23 0 55 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
-SRAN3E 28-4382 16 11 0 55 PHANTACITY (1252) MORYA
UNHOLY TERROR 8-5051 15 11 3 54 BLOOD RITES (1253) ARKERS
-ALUMINUM AWL 29-4238 14 8 1 51 METAL MINCERS (276) LAPUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Gee! I wish I hadn't fought last turn. I was the only loser in The Consortium 5-1-0.
For my penance, I am restricted from taking Becky into the cave for 6 months. It's
over! I guess you are not interested in me any more, either, Young Joan. I'm a
loser. -- Tom Sawyer (painting his own fence)
Some respect for a man who can see his own failings.
Totti -- I guess that speaks for Itallian Football, eh? No pigskin, pal. No
pigskin. -- Necroma the Necromancer
Puppy On Patrol -- I'm sure this minor interruption to your patrol was nothing but a
nuisance. Bwahahaha. -- Abhorrence
An abhorent one, no doubt.
King Uvdahell -- I've never had a King before. It was fun. Thanks for tip-toeing
through the tulips with me. -- Tiny Tim
Dunedin -- Well, that was a foregone conclusion once I got the challenge through,
wasn't it? I just HAD to HAVE you. You are such a stud. (giggle) -- Whacking
Willow
Wheel, Wheel, Wheel. I thought your manager had more appreciation for losing than
that. Why such a wasteful challenge and loss. He's sliiiipppppppiiiinnnngggg! Next
time I get out one of the cheap boxes in back. -- Mortician
We hope all did well in The Mailer. Perhaps the new Commission criteria opened up
some doors. Good luck. -- The Consortium Elders
Amelia -- Now that is quite the offer. Yes, I do have fond, if somewhat blurry,
memories of smash behind the cabana! A hanger might be a bit different, but I
suspect it might prove a fruitful hunt. Lead on, fair maid! -- Huntsman
Devil's Advocate -- You're keeping bad company. -- Billy Lilly
Tom Sawyer -- Take that, kid. -- Young Joan
P.S. And if you keep bugging me about that fence, I'll tell Becky you're being a
manipulative freeloader.
Mike Tyson -- Actually, some chicken sounds good. You cooking, or will it be raw? --
Amelia
Sran3e -- Take that! Take it lots! Take it twice! -- Desperado
Roxanne de'Morre -- You're too sneaky for me. -- Ghost Dancer
P.S. And you look strange in blue paint and nothing else.
I never expected to FIGHT here. What's the deal with this Captured Pirate King? He
offered me "shares in a treasure" if he could win. -- Benito Chatte
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MORTICIAN outwaited PAT in a crowd pleasing 7 minute Challenge Title fight.
TINY TIM was viciously subdued by BLOODBATH in a 4 minute Challenge battle.
VIOLET VULTURE savagely defeated BLUE BLOOD in a 12 minute Challenge duel.
HUNTSMAN overpowered BILLY LILLY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BOARISH YELTSIN devastated BEAR ACUDA in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
DAIRY QUEEN slimly won victory over DUNEDIN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
JACK VALTRAEDS handily defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute uneven fight.
VENEMOUS PORCUPINE viciously subdued CLOTTO in a popular 2 minute gruesome duel.
PRIMUS was viciously subdued by WEINERMUN in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
GROLSCH viciously subdued MAD CAT in a popular 4 minute brutal bout.
DUTCH TREAT subdued VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute competition.
SODIAC was savagely defeated by RUBBER KNIFE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory match.
WHEEL OF FORTUNE was handily defeated by NEWT GINGRICH in a 1 minute conflict.
KING UVDAHELL overpowered AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
HARI-KARI overpowered CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
AVONSIDE was beaten by LAND OF FLUSH in a exciting 4 minute match.
RUBBER KNIFE was savagely defeated by FRED BEAR in a popular 3 minute bloody match.
PRIVATE ROOM was devastated by WYVERN in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
CAFFREY'S was vanquished by DEVIL'S ADVOCATE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
YOUNG JOAN slimly lost to BLACK FLAG in a action packed 7 minute bloody duel.
GERRICK GRIMM was overpowered by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 2 minute one-sided match.
AMELIA was savagely defeated by BAERRA in a exciting 5 minute gory duel.
UNHOLY TERROR was vanquished by ROXANNE DE'MORRE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OLIANDER was demolished by TOTTI in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BENITO CHATTE lost to DON FRANCIS in a 2 minute fray.
TUNDRA was savagely defeated by DESPERADO in a exciting 3 minute bloody fray.
GHOST DANCER vanquished R.O.U.S. in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 8 TOTAL PARRY 63 - 25 - 1 72 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 25 - 18 - 1 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 WALL OF STEEL 49 - 42 - 0 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 42 - 36 - 1 54 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 AIMED BLOW 27 - 24 - 0 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 35 - 33 - 0 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 25 - 2 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 20 - 1 38 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 17 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 202 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 5 3 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY MORTICIAN 2-3890 89 20 1 390 DARK TOADS (1185)
WALL OF STEEL GROLSCH 21-5029 57 10 4 293 REAL BEER (859)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 119 71 2 269 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
SLASHING ATTACK BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 77 47 2 250 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
LUNGING ATTACK KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 58 31 1 215 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
BASHING ATTACK MAD CAT 7-2965 59 44 6 210 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 29 5 0 209 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
PARRY-LUNGE BEAR ACUDA 47-4995 34 35 1 199 THE BEAR'S PAW (196)
STRIKING ATTACK CAFFREY'S 21-4748 21 5 3 145 REAL BEER (859)
The overall popularity leader is JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407. The most popular warrior
this turn was BLUE BLOOD 73-3657. The ten other most popular fighters were BLACK
FLAG 82--19490, PAT 35-2292, WEINERMUN 37-2635, RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546, BLOODBATH
60-704, DUNEDIN 14-3703, MAD CAT 7-2965, YOUNG JOAN 28-3534, MORTICIAN 2-3890, and
FRED BEAR 47-5348.
The least popular fighter this week was OLIANDER 7-5911. The other ten least popular
fighters were BILLY LILLY 28-3416, VIOLET VULTURE 11-6612, UNHOLY TERROR 8-5051,
CAFFREY'S 21-4748, PRIVATE ROOM 31-3620, RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038, WHEEL OF FORTUNE
25-2529, GHOST DANCER 28-3365, TUNDRA 45-4280, and TOTTI 17-5991.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 4 1 0
KALTOS(5) 2 0 0 CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 1 0
BONSUR(7) 2 3 0 MORYA(28) 2 3 0 TROCAR(54) 0 1 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 IAYE(30) 1 0 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 2 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 1 0
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 0 0 KRILL(44) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 1 0
SUNSET(21) 1 2 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 2 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MORTICIAN 2-3890 89 20 1 390 DARK TOADS (1185) NIANIA
BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 77 47 2 250 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
MAD CAT 7-2965 59 44 6 210 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
UNHOLY TERROR 8-5051 15 11 3 54 BLOOD RITES (1253) ARKERS
VIOLET VULTURE 11-6612 27 5 0 202 ANIMAL FARM (1095) ARUAK CITY
AVONSIDE 13-3927 38 55 1 182 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS
DUNEDIN 14-3703 34 56 0 208 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
TOTTI 17-5991 19 10 2 94 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
GROLSCH 21-5029 57 10 4 293 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529 54 58 2 205 DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558) LYRATILAN
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 114 37 2 226 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 30 32 1 129 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
DON FRANCIS 30-4619 18 8 0 90 LENPROS (189) IAYE
PRIVATE ROOM 31-3620 26 15 0 155 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
PAT 35-2292 48 51 2 210 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
WEINERMUN 37-2635 63 63 3 240 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) SIBIKHAS
VENEMOUS PORCUPINE 44-288 91 63 1 230 D.A. REJECTS (38) KRILL
TUNDRA 45-4280 16 9 1 57 ARCTIC WASTES (1256) STORMCROWE
JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 119 71 2 269 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530 20 26 1 109 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 52 42 1 127 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 26 7 2 200 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
BLOODBATH 60-704 72 60 2 260 BASKET WEAVING 101 (225) ARADI
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 18 6 0 172 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD
BENITO CHATTE 71-6184 19 32 1 62 THE ZOO (1255) KYR'TERR
HARI-KARI 73-3049 29 5 0 209 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
WYVERN 82-29373 17 5 0 180 DARK TOADS 04W (1242) DWES EG