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Date   : 03/24/2009    Duedate: 04/20/2009

CRYSALIS

DM-106    TURN-207

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 REAL BEER 21/859     2094 1013 29 67.4    5 BLACKMAIL 73/1264     555  595  5 48.3
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       BLOOD 4 THE MASSES 68/1239            
    ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826                     BASKET WEAVING 101 60/225             
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                     BLACK & BLUE 73/1090                  
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/219              
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                        OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808              
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       ALL THE MUN'S MEN 14/1270             
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                         6 SENTINELS 7/1202       18   22  0 45.0
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                        NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219                 
  2 LENPROS 30/189        304  155  1 66.2      DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240              
    DARK TOADS 04V 82/1244                    7 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041   27   40  2 40.3
    MAGIC ARTISTS 78/1218                     8 PHANTACITY 28/1252     23   41  0 35.9
    FELINES 82/1242                             BIG BAD BRAWLERS 71/459               
    THE WEAPONS 82/1261                         DOGS OF WAR 71/418                    
    CRAZY CREEPS 60/363                       9 THE ZOO 71/1255       408  736  4 35.7
    SMITHSONIAN 8/250                           DODGE BULLETS 28/867                  
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                         BAD APPLES 73/1265                    
    COLOR TUNES 82/1235                         THE MIDDLE WAY 3 47/1262              
    CHEAP SHOTS 39/1160                      10 X-POSSE 72/1093        26   47  2 35.6
  3 ORCISH IDIOMS 8/1266   99   74  1 57.2   11 CHAOTIX BEAS 47/1269    5   10  0 33.3
    UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881                  12 THE SHALLOWSH 4/1206    7   20  0 25.9
  4 BLOOD RITES 8/1253     31   31  0 50.0   13 STEEL AND SI 28/1268    1    1  0 50.0
    TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203                   14-CHAOS 31/1267           0    1  0  0.0
    ARCTIC WASTES 45/1256                 

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 307): CONCUSSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 304): MANKILLER of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 302): LOWLY WORM of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 257): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 279): SHADOWCAT HAMMER of MUTANT HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 274): KODIAK of THE BEAR'S PAW (Kat, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 260): EXTRUSION of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 254): SER VON DARKMOOR of SILVER KNIGHTS (Toker, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 244): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 231): KIRRALA of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): DORINE EAGEL of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 208): UM-PAH of ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 209): MALUS S'PROUT of BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 307): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 304): STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 302): THE STORMBRINGERS (High Lord Bosk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 257): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 578): MIKES HEROES (?, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 274): LAND OF OZ (Oz the All Successful, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 260): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 254): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 244): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 232): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 208): ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 209): BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 306): FEORDIS INK of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 302): LE PLON of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                          VELVET FINISH of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 302): LOWLY WORM of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 274): KILLING JOKE of INDIFFERENCE (Jekyll, mgr.)
                 (turn 273): RED DRAGON of CHAOTIX BEASTS (Rillion, mgr.)
                             JETHRO of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 231): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): DORINE EAGEL of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
                 (turn 207): MESSY MONGREL of DOGS OF WAR (Omega?, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 209): MALUS S'PROUT of BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 208): GAFFER SMITH of BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

      I was honoured to face a ferocious quiddler in Daniel Webster last turn.  For
one of his style and to be so young, it was an unusual position for him to be in.
While his feints and ploys failed to impress me, his dodges and parries were truly
remarkable, and overall the fight was quite close.  I wonder if he'll be back again
sometime soon.

Hari-Kari
Way To Go! II
Tower Guardian Of Crysalis

P.S.  Daniel--without your help, the Crap wouldn't have had a 13-0 turn.  We all
thank you for your efforts.

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I don't suppose you can see it from where you're sitting, but this spy report is
late getting under way.  And they can surely see that from the Commission Office,
because I've been hearing about it!  So I'm going to be brief here.  Well, I'm going
to TRY to be brief, who knows how well it'll go when I get into things?

     Smithsonian was Most Avoided by Royal Flush.  Apparently someone found Daniel
Webster and Company intimidating.  Or at least impressive.  And Avoiding is a valid
managerial tool.  Use it.  Cherish it.
     Daniel Webster, mentioned above, was Most Challenged!  Ah, it's that old
"approach-avoidance" business, no doubt.  Either that, or a straightforward attempt
to control who one fights, and that is the essence, well, half the essence, anyway,
of managing gladiators.
     We had thirty-five fights!  True, seven of those fights involved standbys, but
they have to earn a little money now and then, too.  There were five challenges
issued, or perhaps I should say, five that went through.  One of them was a tv
challenge, and somebody--I'll get to this later--is due congratulations on that.

So, the fights:
     ZIGGY WOLFSBANE (21-6432) (22-14-0,66) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought GIMLET (4-6218)
(24-35-2,81) of THE SHALLOWSHIP.  ZIGGY WOLFSBANE viciously subdued GIMLET in an
exciting 3 minute gory duel.  So, somebody tell me, is, or is not, Gimlet a bartender
specializing in fancy mixed drinks?  Inquiring minds and thirsty tongues want to
know.
     DESPERADO (28-1152) (33-35-1,75) of DODGE BULLETS fought NERVE RAKER (21-1874)
(19-12-1,62) of NOMADIC TRIBE.  DESPERADO overpowered NERVE RAKER in a 1 minute one-
sided competition.  Nerve Raker?  A name I haven't seen before.  Greetings to the
Raker of Nerves, can't have them lying around every which way.  Think of this loss as
dues.
     SCARLET ROSE (28-4440) (15-18-0,63) of STEEL AND SILK fought LEGALASS (4-6217)
(27-32-1,53) of THE SHALLOWSHIP.  SCARLET ROSE was beaten by LEGALASS in an action
packed 1 minute bout.  If you ask him nicely, Rose my lass, Legalass might tell you
something worth knowing.  Or, of course, he might not.
     VELVET FINISH (28-4441) (16-16-0,64) of STEEL AND SILK fought GHOST DANCER (28-
3365) (33-25-0,71) of DODGE BULLETS.  VELVET FINISH demolished GHOST DANCER in an
exciting 1 minute mismatched match.  A home-town struggle!  I'm sure this portends
something, but darned if I know what.  Give me some clues here, you guys.
     RED DRAGON (47-5585) (19-8-0,65) of CHAOTIX BEASTS fought CHIOS (7-5899) (17-13-
0,64) of SENTINELS.  RED DRAGON demolished CHIOS in an action packed 1 minute gory
one-sided struggle.  Yes, well, dragons are like that.  It's what they do.

     SKIN PEELER (73-5716) (15-2-1,71) of BLACKMAIL fought EVALON ELKHORN (50-3553)
(24-16-3,55) of DRUID'S GROVE.  SKIN PEELER overpowered EVALON ELKHORN in a 1 minute
one-sided struggle.  If a skin peeler attacks a druid, does he end up with a pile of
peeled bark?
     ANVIL IRONFIST (81-84) (25-5-0,79) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought CRIMSON MIST (8-
5047) (21-9-1,90) of BLOOD RITES.  ANVIL IRONFIST was demolished by CRIMSON MIST in a
1 minute uneven contest.  I can't talk about this one, just thinking about it makes
my head ache.
     BALLIOL BLACKMOON (81-614) (17-11-0,58) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought FOLMOR GRIGG
(47-4501) (21-39-0,56) of THE MIDDLE WAY 3.  BALLIOL BLACKMOON overpowered FOLMOR
GRIGG in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.  And to think that many gladiators in
Basic look forward to graduation and the Isle!  For a lot of those, it isn't any kind
of picnic.
     YELLOW SUBMARINE (82-33319) (19-9-0,77) of COLOR TUNES fought TUNDRA (45-4280)
(18-11-1,75) of ARCTIC WASTES.  YELLOW SUBMARINE savagely defeated TUNDRA in an
exciting 2 minute gory match.  Came up under the ice and started a big warming trend,
maybe.
     SCANDALF (4-6219) (28-32-0,99) of THE SHALLOWSHIP fought VIOLENT VIOLET (52-
3308) (15-3-0,48) of FLOWER GIRLS.  SCANDALF was overpowered by VIOLENT VIOLET in a 1
minute one-sided fight.  And he enjoyed every minute of it.

     ARAGANT (4-6220) (34-23-0,98) of THE SHALLOWSHIP fought SMIRK (39-3606) (27-10-
0,49) of CHEAP SHOTS.  ARAGANT was outlasted by SMIRK in a dull 25 minute
competition.  Twenty-five minutes?  Well, it was time enough for a little nap, so I
can't complain.
     UNHOLY TERROR (8-5051) (17-13-3,95) of BLOOD RITES fought GAFFER SMITH (73-5791)
(19-12-0,69) of BAD APPLES.  UNHOLY TERROR overpowered GAFFER SMITH in a popular 1
minute gruesome uneven duel.  Where did this apple dude come from?  Yes, okay, I see
he came from Erinika, but do we need him?
     BENITO CHATTE (71-6184) (21-34-1,96) of THE ZOO fought SRAN3E (28-4382) (16-11-
0,55) of PHANTACITY.  BENITO CHATTE was luckily beaten by SRAN3E in an action packed
2 minute match.  It isn't luck, it's that eccentrically spelled name.
     HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (23-5-0,145) of SENTINELS fought JAVELIN (82-33234) (9-4-0,91)
of THE WEAPONS.  HUNTSMAN overpowered JAVELIN in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
Quite so.  A man should master his weapons, not be mastered by them.
     BILLY LILLY (28-3416) (28-29-1,120) of DODGE BULLETS fought FLOYD (106-10) (0-0-
0,150) of the College of Mimes.  BILLY LILLY overpowered FLOYD in a popular 1 minute
gruesome one-sided match.  Billy's lucky day.

     YOUNG JOAN (28-3534) (30-36-1,120) of DODGE BULLETS fought EVIL INPUTTER (106-7)
(0-0-0,110) of the College of Mimes.  YOUNG JOAN slimly lost to EVIL INPUTTER in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute fray.  Ah, that Evil Inputter!  Do it to you every time, and
mostly you don't get a chance to hit back.
     ROXANNE DE'MORRE (50-3449) (38-30-0,115) of DRUID'S GROVE fought LOOGIE CLAP
(82-46049) (26-21-2,131) of TONGUE N CHEEK.  ROXANNE DE'MORRE was viciously subdued
by LOOGIE CLAP in a popular 5 minute match.  It takes stamina to be vicious for five
minutes.
     GERRICK GRIMM (50-3530) (21-29-1,120) of DRUID'S GROVE fought DON FRANCIS (30-
4619) (21-8-0,131) of LENPROS.  GERRICK GRIMM was devastated by DON FRANCIS in a 1
minute one-sided bout.  Can we say, not grim enough?  Or is the Don so suave, Gerrick
never had a chance to try the grim bit?
     PUPPY ON PATROL (71-1613) (21-15-0,158) of DOGS OF WAR fought HAWTHORN (73-5794)
(23-28-1,108) of BAD APPLES.  PUPPY ON PATROL defeated HAWTHORN in a crowd pleasing 1
minute conflict.  Time this dog grew up.
     CHUCK NORRIS (71-993) (19-11-1,170) of BIG BAD BRAWLERS fought TOTTI (17-5991)
(23-10-2,148) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL.  CHUCK NORRIS demolished TOTTI in an exciting 1
minute one-sided bout.  Remarkable for amn with such narrow shoulders.

     CANNONBALL (72-5313) (25-29-1,198) of X-POSSE fought MOSGIEL (14-3836) (33-20-
2,165) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS.  CANNONBALL devastated MOSGIEL in a popular 1 minute
brutal mismatched brawl.  Here, now!  No cannons or other guns in the arena!
     DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (117-38-2,205) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought BLACK FLAG (82-
46046) (35-20-3,180) of TONGUE N CHEEK.  DUTCH TREAT devastated BLACK FLAG in an
exciting 1 minute uneven duel.  And not only that, Dutch insisted that Black Flag pay
all the bills.
     DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (49-24-1,244) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-
0,181) of the College of Mimes.  DISCO QUEEN handily defeated CLOTTO in an action
packed 2 minute one-sided conflict.  Blinded by the flashing lights, eh?  Whatever
works, works.
     PRIMUS (21-4975) (65-17-0,230) of REAL BEER fought DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (68-4666)
(19-9-0,197) of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES.  PRIMUS devastated DEVIL'S ADVOCATE in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute gory one-sided battle.  Headed for Induction, Primus?
     DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (89-47-3,288) of ROYAL FLUSH fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER
(106-23) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  DAIRY QUEEN subdued VILLAINOUS
INFORMER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.  Good work, Queen.  Nobody likes
that Informer.

     LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (23-14-0,217) of CONSORTIUM CRAP fought VERMICIOUS KNID
(106-30) (0-0-0,240) of the College of Mimes.  LAND OF FLUSH slimly lost to
VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 4 minute brutal bout.  What nonsense is this?  Pull up
your socks and try harder, Land.
     KING UVDAHELL (47-1643) (60-33-1,220) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
(106-28) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  KING UVDAHELL vanquished ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.  Did you ever wonder how we got
such a wimpy arenamaster here?  He's a retiree from one of the old basics that was
closed.  He retired before it closed, mind you, so he's a real antique.  Antique
arenamasters are few on the ground, so be nice to him.
     BOARISH YELTSIN (5-3109) (81-47-2,302) of PARTY ANIMALS fought WEINERMUN (37-
2635) (65-65-3,200) of ALL THE MUN'S MEN.  BOARISH YELTSIN vanquished WEINERMUN in a
1 minute uneven fight.  Buns, mustard, pickle relish, maybe some chopped onion...
what have I forgotten here?  I'm almost sure there should be something else.
     NEWT GINGRICH (5-3399) (97-33-0,264) of PARTY ANIMALS fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-
0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. NEWT GINGRICH overpowered TELGOR in an action
packed 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.  Very good.  The Userous Merchant will be
around to thank you; Telgor owes him money and keeps running away.  But you
overpowered him to the point where even a Merchant can catch him.  Good work.  Always
good to have a Userous Merchant on your side, you know.

The challenge matches:
     OLIANDER (7-5911) (17-9-2,44) of SENTINELS challenged ROCK GLAS HUT FUN (8-4851)
(18-10-3,63) of ORCISH IDIOMS.  Up 19.  OLIANDER devastated ROCK GLAS HUT FUN in a 2
minute bloody one-sided Challenge duel.  Glass shards everywhere.
     THELONIUS (21-6631) (20-3-1,75) of NOMADIC TRIBE challenged AMELIA (28-3417)
(26-15-1,75) of DODGE BULLETS.  Straight across.  THELONIUS savagely defeated AMELIA
in an exciting 1 minute bloody Challenge fight.  Guess who won't be partying tonight,
eh?
     JACK VALTRAEDS (47-407) (121-73-2,203) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged DANIEL WEBSTER
(8-3784) (33-13-1,205) of SMITHSONIAN.  Up 2.  JACK VALTRAEDS won victory over DANIEL
WEBSTER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.  And for your next performance, Jack, will you
take on a devil?  If Daniel can beat a devil, and you can beat Daniel, well, the
progression is obvious.
     TINY TIM (60-6042) (30-10-1,193) of CRAZY CREEPS challenged BLUE BLOOD (73-3657)
(26-18-1,197) of BLACK & BLUE.  Up 4.  TINY TIM was savagely defeated by BLUE BLOOD
in an exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.  Not actually surprising.

The TV challenge, for which we congratulate Gorlsch:
     GROLSCH (21-5029) (60-11-4,219) of REAL BEER TV challenged BLOODBATH (60-704)
(74-62-2,210) of BASKET WEAVING 101.  Down 10.  GROLSCH was viciously subdued by
BLOODBATH in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  Ah... well, you can't win them all.

For the title:
     HARI-KARI (73-3049) (33-5-0,274) of WAY TO GO! II fought STIGMA OF STUPID (31-
4948) (37-21-1,228) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS.  HARI-KARI beat STIGMA OF STUPID in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute Title brawl.  Fast work, but smoothly done.  Congratulations, Hari-
Kari.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           34   5  0  288  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109      82  47  2  312  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         90  47  3  290  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399        98  33  0  275  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         50  24  1  252  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 PRIMUS 21-4975              66  17  0  247  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 BLOODBATH 60-704            75  62  2  243  BASKET WEAVING 101 (225)   ARADI
 KING UVDAHELL 47-1643       61  33  1  231  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407      122  73  2  219  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        118  38  2  219  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 BLUE BLOOD 73-3657          27  18  1  214  BLACK & BLUE (1090)        ERINIKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DANIEL WEBSTER 8-3784       33  14  1  208  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          26  29  1  208  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948    37  22  1  202  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666    19  10  0  201  BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239)  FIREHOLD
 WEINERMUN 37-2635           65  66  3  199  ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219)    SIBIKHAS
 GROLSCH 21-5029             60  12  4  199  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       23  15  0  198  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
-CAFFREY'S 21-4748           24   5  3  197  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-PRIVATE ROOM 31-3620        29  16  0  192  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 TINY TIM 60-6042            30  11  1  191  CRAZY CREEPS (363)         ARADI
 CHUCK NORRIS 71-993         20  11  1  182  BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459)     KYR'TERR
-TABBY 82-29373              18   6  0  181  FELINES (1242)             DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACK FLAG 82--19490        35  21  3  180  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 MOSGIEL 14-3836             33  21  2  163  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613     22  15  0  160  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038        54  43  1  147  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837             24   5  0  147  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 BILLY LILLY 28-3416         29  29  1  146  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 TOTTI 17-5991               23  11  2  146  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487       27  21  2  139  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 DON FRANCIS 30-4619         22   8  0  138  LENPROS (189)              IAYE
-NECROMANCER 78-2520         23   4  1  131  MAGIC ARTISTS (1218)       LIN TIRIAN
-GREENSLEEVES 82--19533      15   3  1  123  COLOR TUNES (1235)         DWES EG
 ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449    38  31  0  119  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 HAWTHORN 73-5794            23  29  1  118  BAD APPLES (1265)          ERINIKA
 GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530       21  30  1  117  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534          30  37  1  111  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-FEORDIS INK 8-4746          21  41  0  104  MIDDLE WAY 11 (1145)       ARKERS
 UNHOLY TERROR 8-5051        18  13  3  103  BLOOD RITES (1253)         ARKERS
-STORMDANCER 28-4278         27  20  1  102  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRIMSON MIST 8-5047         22   9  1  100  BLOOD RITES (1253)         ARKERS
 JAVELIN 82--32302            9   5  0  100  THE WEAPONS (1261)         DWES EG
-NEANDERTHAL 7-5865          23  23  0   92  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-VAMPIRE 82-29366            10   1  0   92  DARK TOADS 04V (1244)      DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-GRON DA CAVEMAN 81-400      25  21  2   89  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 THELONIUS 21-6631           21   3  1   89  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 YELLOW SUBMARINE 82--32217  20   9  0   88  COLOR TUNES (1235)         DWES EG
-BERNICE 46-3996             23  18  0   87  FANDILS (220)              ARDIVENT
 DESPERADO 28-1152           34  35  1   86  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-ROSE SHELL 59-2658          23  17  0   86  ISLANDERS (804)            ILLIS
 VIOLENT VIOLET 52-3308      16   3  0   85  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 VELVET FINISH 28-4441       17  16  0   83  STEEL AND SILK (1268)      MORYA
 SMIRK 39-3606               28  10  0   82  CHEAP SHOTS (1160)         XOCHITHLAN
 ZIGGY WOLFSBANE 21-6432     23  14  0   82  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 SRAN3E 28-4382              17  11  0   82  PHANTACITY (1252)          MORYA
 SKIN PEELER 73-5716         16   2  1   81  BLACKMAIL (1264)           ERINIKA
 RED DRAGON 47-5585          20   8  0   78  CHAOTIX BEASTS (1269)      NORTH FORK
 AMELIA 28-3417              26  16  1   75  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84        25   6  0   75  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BENITO CHATTE 71-6184       21  35  1   75  THE ZOO (1255)             KYR'TERR
 TUNDRA 45-4280              18  12  1   75  ARCTIC WASTES (1256)       STORMCROWE
 GIMLET 4-6218               24  36  2   71  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
 ARAGANT 4-6220              34  24  0   70  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
-PIZZA PIE PARTY 47-5659     19  10  2   69  THINGS I DROOL IN (1233)   NORTH FORK
 OLIANDER 7-5911             18   9  2   69  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614    18  11  0   68  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 GAFFER SMITH 73-5791        19  13  0   67  BAD APPLES (1265)          ERINIKA
 SCANDALF 4-6219             28  33  0   66  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
 LEGALASS 4-6217             28  32  1   64  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
-SNOW WHITE 11-7010          17  11  0   62  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
-RAIN MUN 14-4561            18   3  1   58  ALL THE MUN'S MEN (1270)   TOBIR
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365        33  26  0   57  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 NERVE RAKER 21-1874         19  13  1   55  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
-MESSY MONGREL 71-1896       14  12  0   54  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 EVALON ELKHORN 50-3553      24  17  3   53  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 SCARLET ROSE 28-4440        15  19  0   53  STEEL AND SILK (1268)      MORYA
-TANK 46-4054                15   6  1   52  FANDILS (220)              ARDIVENT
 FOLMOR GRIGG 47-4501        21  40  0   49  THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (1262)    NORTH FORK
 ROCK GLAS HUT FUN 8-4851    18  11  3   45  ORCISH IDIOMS (1266)       ARKERS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Crip -- Tabby?  You don't recognize Tabby?  King U. doesn't recognize Tabby?  Tabby
of Felines was once Wyvern of Dark Toads 04W.  Eh? -- The Consortium Scribe

     All cats are gray in the dark.

Aragant -- Toy were either too shallow or the wrong color of ant.  GREEN is in! --
Greensleeves

Hari-Kari -- When I popped back in for a visit, little did I expect to be in a DM
fight.  Especially with a warrior who is clearly my better.  Salute. -- Daniel
Webster

Unholy Terror -- I like things undead, but I guess unholy will suffice for now. --
Necromancer

Gerrick Grimm -- You caught me at my best.  Now where is that litter box? -- Tabby

Ziggy Wolfsbane -- Whew!  Glad I picked up that ST, because I sure need it to wield
that massive weapon.  And your blood was quite nice, really. -- Vampire

     Needs more garlic.

A salute to the best in Crysalis--Hari-Kari.  Hip, hip. -- All us Consortiumites

Desperado -- I wasn't supposed to be running in the first place.  (sigh)  I am
retired! -- Cantex

All -- I am the first of Michael's pupils to arrive, but the greatest are yet to
come.  A salute to all! -- Velvet Finish

If you know me, please fill me in!  If I don't yet know you, then I hope I can
correct that failing.  My first two grads are a bit rough around the edges, but I
await the day when I can compete with you all and others on the sands of Primus.  In
Animus Sincerus! -- Michael Eldritch

Mr. Consortium -- You'll have to fight more, not less to assume legal ownership of
this corporate entity -- Crip & His Crap

Billy Lilly -- I forgot, not only do you have double consonants, but there's the
bonus 'Y's, and multiple "I"s as well.  I'm suitably impressed, so much so, that I've
asked the commission to match us up yet again. -- Totti

     Huh, a letter-lover, are you?  All is now clear.

Bloodbath -- Can you see where I'm headed? -- Primus

Blue Blood -- Come on, fight back, show your manager what you are made of.  On second
thought, maybe not. -- King Uvdahell

Mosgiel --  Wow, sometimes things astound me should not be discussed in public. --
Private Room

Daniel Webster -- A Valiant shot at wordsmithing me out of the throne. -- Hari-Kari

Weinermun -- I must say, I'm shocked and near speechless.  But does the Mun ever have
his hordes say anything? -- Land Of Flush

Black Flag -- Aren't you related to an insecticide?  Not good with beer at least. --
Grolsch

     Depends on whether someone's bugging you in the bar.

Devil's Advocate -- You missed my last caveat and riposte. -- Jack Valtraeds

All -- I see a lot of familiar faces here, so here's hoping I can make a good show of
it.  Velvet, let's prove we earned this thing! -- Scarlet Rose, the confident

Anvil Ironfist -- Wow, that name is accurate!  If I ever run up against you again,
I'm going to make sure the steward checks your gloves before the fight. -- Desperado

Oliander -- Pleased to meet you, but you didn't have to go to such an extreme.  My
Bonsurian colleagues told me you're a good guy at a party, so... let's have a party!
-- Amelia

Huntsman -- You know, we could use someone like you. -- Young Joan

Huntsman -- Don't do it.  Adventures are the pits.  They should happen to someone
else. -- Billy Lilly

Totti -- Why do I feel like a foot ball?  What's the deal with that? -- Billy Lilly

Gimlet -- They tell me that's a kind of drink.  I could use one.  How about if we
find a bar and you buy one for me? -- Hawthorn

Balliol Blackmoon -- Why are you a golem?  It'd be more fun if you were a guy and we
could go out drinking together.  It isn't like there's much else to do on the Isle,
after all.  Drink and fight.  Fight and drink. -- Bemito Chatte

Crimson Mist -- Are you FOLLOWING me?  Cheese Louise! -- Folmor Grigg

Legalass -- Hmm, I thought you'd maybe be a female paralegal.  Too bad. -- Ghost
Dancer

Ttotti -- Thankks! -- Bbilly Llilly
P.S.  Maybe I should be welsh.

Ketchum -- You want to hug trees, go for it.  I won't stop you.  But I'll laugh when
you're trying to clean the pine pitch off your clothes. -- Ghost Dancer

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GROLSCH was viciously subdued by BLOODBATH in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
TINY TIM was savagely defeated by BLUE BLOOD in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.
JACK VALTRAEDS won victory over DANIEL WEBSTER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
THELONIUS savagely defeated AMELIA in a exciting 1 minute bloody Challenge fight.
OLIANDER devastated ROCK GLAS HUT FUN in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge duel.
HARI-KARI beat STIGMA OF STUPID in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title brawl.
NEWT GINGRICH overpowered TELGOR in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
BOARISH YELTSIN vanquished WEINERMUN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
KING UVDAHELL vanquished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
LAND OF FLUSH slimly lost to VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 4 minute brutal bout.
DAIRY QUEEN subdued VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
PRIMUS devastated DEVIL'S ADVOCATE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
DISCO QUEEN handily defeated CLOTTO in a action packed 2 minute one-sided conflict.
DUTCH TREAT devastated BLACK FLAG in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
CANNONBALL devastated MOSGIEL in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched brawl.
CHUCK NORRIS demolished TOTTI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
PUPPY ON PATROL defeated HAWTHORN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
GERRICK GRIMM was devastated by DON FRANCIS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ROXANNE DE'MORRE was viciously subdued by LOOGIE CLAP in a popular 5 minute match.
YOUNG JOAN slimly lost to EVIL INPUTTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fray.
BILLY LILLY overpowered FLOYD in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
HUNTSMAN overpowered JAVELIN in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
BENITO CHATTE was luckily beaten by SRAN3E in a action packed 2 minute match.
UNHOLY TERROR overpowered GAFFER SMITH in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
ARAGANT was outlasted by SMIRK in a dull 25 minute competition.
SCANDALF was overpowered by VIOLENT VIOLET in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
YELLOW SUBMARINE savagely defeated TUNDRA in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON overpowered FOLMOR GRIGG in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
ANVIL IRONFIST was demolished by CRIMSON MIST in a 1 minute uneven contest.
SKIN PEELER overpowered EVALON ELKHORN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
RED DRAGON demolished CHIOS in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided struggle.
VELVET FINISH demolished GHOST DANCER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
SCARLET ROSE was beaten by LEGALASS in a action packed 1 minute bout.
DESPERADO overpowered NERVE RAKER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ZIGGY WOLFSBANE viciously subdued GIMLET in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         AIMED BLOW        29 -  16 -  0      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         WALL OF STEEL     47 -  35 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     20 -  15 -  1      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         TOTAL PARRY       49 -  37 -  1      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         SLASHING ATTACK   46 -  36 -  1      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  16 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    41 -  45 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  15 -  0      42  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  29 -  0      41  |

Turn 207 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         5 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  7         3  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  4                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          34   5  0  288 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
SLASHING ATTACK  BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109     82  47  2  312 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
WALL OF STEEL    DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685        90  47  3  290 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-STRIKE     DISCO QUEEN 47-1992        50  24  1  252 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
LUNGING ATTACK   KING UVDAHELL 47-1643      61  33  1  231 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407     122  73  2  219 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
TOTAL PARRY      DUTCH TREAT 26-1841       118  38  2  219 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
BASHING ATTACK   DANIEL WEBSTER 8-3784      33  14  1  208 SMITHSONIAN (250)
STRIKING ATTACK  STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948   37  22  1  202 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373      23  15  0  198 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)

The overall popularity leader is JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was BENITO CHATTE 71-6184.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
BLOODBATH 60-704, LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487, LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373, BLUE BLOOD 73-3657, 
ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449, YELLOW SUBMARINE 82--32217, THELONIUS 21-6631, ZIGGY 
WOLFSBANE 21-6432, PRIMUS 21-4975, and DISCO QUEEN 47-1992.

The least popular fighter this week was SMIRK 39-3606.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ARAGANT 4-6220, NERVE RAKER 21-1874, GHOST DANCER 28-3365, EVALON 
ELKHORN 50-3553, ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84, WEINERMUN 37-2635, SCARLET ROSE 28-4440, SKIN 
PEELER 73-5716, FOLMOR GRIGG 47-4501, and SCANDALF 4-6219.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  3 0  MORYA(28)            4  4 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  0 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            2  2 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          3  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       5  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  2 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  3 0  DWES EG(82)          2  2 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GIMLET 4-6218               24  36  2   71  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
 BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109      82  47  2  312  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837             24   5  0  147  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 DANIEL WEBSTER 8-3784       33  14  1  208  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       23  15  0  198  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 MOSGIEL 14-3836             33  21  2  163  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 TOTTI 17-5991               23  11  2  146  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 PRIMUS 21-4975              66  17  0  247  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        118  38  2  219  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 BILLY LILLY 28-3416         29  29  1  146  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 DON FRANCIS 30-4619         22   8  0  138  LENPROS (189)              IAYE
 STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948    37  22  1  202  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
 WEINERMUN 37-2635           65  66  3  199  ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219)    SIBIKHAS
 SMIRK 39-3606               28  10  0   82  CHEAP SHOTS (1160)         XOCHITHLAN
 TUNDRA 45-4280              18  12  1   75  ARCTIC WASTES (1256)       STORMCROWE
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         90  47  3  290  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449    38  31  0  119  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 VIOLENT VIOLET 52-3308      16   3  0   85  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 BLOODBATH 60-704            75  62  2  243  BASKET WEAVING 101 (225)   ARADI
 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666    19  10  0  201  BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239)  FIREHOLD
 CHUCK NORRIS 71-993         20  11  1  182  BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459)     KYR'TERR
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          26  29  1  208  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           34   5  0  288  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84        25   6  0   75  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BLACK FLAG 82--19490        35  21  3  180  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG