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Date : 03/24/2009 Duedate: 04/20/2009
CRYSALIS
DM-106 TURN-207
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 REAL BEER 21/859 2094 1013 29 67.4 5 BLACKMAIL 73/1264 555 595 5 48.3
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES 68/1239
ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826 BASKET WEAVING 101 60/225
CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248 BLACK & BLUE 73/1090
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/219
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 ALL THE MUN'S MEN 14/1270
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 6 SENTINELS 7/1202 18 22 0 45.0
USELESS TOOLS 54/552 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
2 LENPROS 30/189 304 155 1 66.2 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
DARK TOADS 04V 82/1244 7 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041 27 40 2 40.3
MAGIC ARTISTS 78/1218 8 PHANTACITY 28/1252 23 41 0 35.9
FELINES 82/1242 BIG BAD BRAWLERS 71/459
THE WEAPONS 82/1261 DOGS OF WAR 71/418
CRAZY CREEPS 60/363 9 THE ZOO 71/1255 408 736 4 35.7
SMITHSONIAN 8/250 DODGE BULLETS 28/867
FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 BAD APPLES 73/1265
COLOR TUNES 82/1235 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 47/1262
CHEAP SHOTS 39/1160 10 X-POSSE 72/1093 26 47 2 35.6
3 ORCISH IDIOMS 8/1266 99 74 1 57.2 11 CHAOTIX BEAS 47/1269 5 10 0 33.3
UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881 12 THE SHALLOWSH 4/1206 7 20 0 25.9
4 BLOOD RITES 8/1253 31 31 0 50.0 13 STEEL AND SI 28/1268 1 1 0 50.0
TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203 14-CHAOS 31/1267 0 1 0 0.0
ARCTIC WASTES 45/1256
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 307): CONCUSSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 304): MANKILLER of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 302): LOWLY WORM of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 257): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 279): SHADOWCAT HAMMER of MUTANT HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 274): KODIAK of THE BEAR'S PAW (Kat, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 260): EXTRUSION of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 254): SER VON DARKMOOR of SILVER KNIGHTS (Toker, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 244): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 231): KIRRALA of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): DORINE EAGEL of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 208): UM-PAH of ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 209): MALUS S'PROUT of BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 307): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 304): STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 302): THE STORMBRINGERS (High Lord Bosk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 257): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 578): MIKES HEROES (?, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 274): LAND OF OZ (Oz the All Successful, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 260): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 254): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 244): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 232): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 208): ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 209): BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 306): FEORDIS INK of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 302): LE PLON of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
VELVET FINISH of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 302): LOWLY WORM of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 274): KILLING JOKE of INDIFFERENCE (Jekyll, mgr.)
(turn 273): RED DRAGON of CHAOTIX BEASTS (Rillion, mgr.)
JETHRO of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 231): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): DORINE EAGEL of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 207): MESSY MONGREL of DOGS OF WAR (Omega?, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 209): MALUS S'PROUT of BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 208): GAFFER SMITH of BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
I was honoured to face a ferocious quiddler in Daniel Webster last turn. For
one of his style and to be so young, it was an unusual position for him to be in.
While his feints and ploys failed to impress me, his dodges and parries were truly
remarkable, and overall the fight was quite close. I wonder if he'll be back again
sometime soon.
Hari-Kari
Way To Go! II
Tower Guardian Of Crysalis
P.S. Daniel--without your help, the Crap wouldn't have had a 13-0 turn. We all
thank you for your efforts.
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I don't suppose you can see it from where you're sitting, but this spy report is
late getting under way. And they can surely see that from the Commission Office,
because I've been hearing about it! So I'm going to be brief here. Well, I'm going
to TRY to be brief, who knows how well it'll go when I get into things?
Smithsonian was Most Avoided by Royal Flush. Apparently someone found Daniel
Webster and Company intimidating. Or at least impressive. And Avoiding is a valid
managerial tool. Use it. Cherish it.
Daniel Webster, mentioned above, was Most Challenged! Ah, it's that old
"approach-avoidance" business, no doubt. Either that, or a straightforward attempt
to control who one fights, and that is the essence, well, half the essence, anyway,
of managing gladiators.
We had thirty-five fights! True, seven of those fights involved standbys, but
they have to earn a little money now and then, too. There were five challenges
issued, or perhaps I should say, five that went through. One of them was a tv
challenge, and somebody--I'll get to this later--is due congratulations on that.
So, the fights:
ZIGGY WOLFSBANE (21-6432) (22-14-0,66) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought GIMLET (4-6218)
(24-35-2,81) of THE SHALLOWSHIP. ZIGGY WOLFSBANE viciously subdued GIMLET in an
exciting 3 minute gory duel. So, somebody tell me, is, or is not, Gimlet a bartender
specializing in fancy mixed drinks? Inquiring minds and thirsty tongues want to
know.
DESPERADO (28-1152) (33-35-1,75) of DODGE BULLETS fought NERVE RAKER (21-1874)
(19-12-1,62) of NOMADIC TRIBE. DESPERADO overpowered NERVE RAKER in a 1 minute one-
sided competition. Nerve Raker? A name I haven't seen before. Greetings to the
Raker of Nerves, can't have them lying around every which way. Think of this loss as
dues.
SCARLET ROSE (28-4440) (15-18-0,63) of STEEL AND SILK fought LEGALASS (4-6217)
(27-32-1,53) of THE SHALLOWSHIP. SCARLET ROSE was beaten by LEGALASS in an action
packed 1 minute bout. If you ask him nicely, Rose my lass, Legalass might tell you
something worth knowing. Or, of course, he might not.
VELVET FINISH (28-4441) (16-16-0,64) of STEEL AND SILK fought GHOST DANCER (28-
3365) (33-25-0,71) of DODGE BULLETS. VELVET FINISH demolished GHOST DANCER in an
exciting 1 minute mismatched match. A home-town struggle! I'm sure this portends
something, but darned if I know what. Give me some clues here, you guys.
RED DRAGON (47-5585) (19-8-0,65) of CHAOTIX BEASTS fought CHIOS (7-5899) (17-13-
0,64) of SENTINELS. RED DRAGON demolished CHIOS in an action packed 1 minute gory
one-sided struggle. Yes, well, dragons are like that. It's what they do.
SKIN PEELER (73-5716) (15-2-1,71) of BLACKMAIL fought EVALON ELKHORN (50-3553)
(24-16-3,55) of DRUID'S GROVE. SKIN PEELER overpowered EVALON ELKHORN in a 1 minute
one-sided struggle. If a skin peeler attacks a druid, does he end up with a pile of
peeled bark?
ANVIL IRONFIST (81-84) (25-5-0,79) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought CRIMSON MIST (8-
5047) (21-9-1,90) of BLOOD RITES. ANVIL IRONFIST was demolished by CRIMSON MIST in a
1 minute uneven contest. I can't talk about this one, just thinking about it makes
my head ache.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON (81-614) (17-11-0,58) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought FOLMOR GRIGG
(47-4501) (21-39-0,56) of THE MIDDLE WAY 3. BALLIOL BLACKMOON overpowered FOLMOR
GRIGG in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout. And to think that many gladiators in
Basic look forward to graduation and the Isle! For a lot of those, it isn't any kind
of picnic.
YELLOW SUBMARINE (82-33319) (19-9-0,77) of COLOR TUNES fought TUNDRA (45-4280)
(18-11-1,75) of ARCTIC WASTES. YELLOW SUBMARINE savagely defeated TUNDRA in an
exciting 2 minute gory match. Came up under the ice and started a big warming trend,
maybe.
SCANDALF (4-6219) (28-32-0,99) of THE SHALLOWSHIP fought VIOLENT VIOLET (52-
3308) (15-3-0,48) of FLOWER GIRLS. SCANDALF was overpowered by VIOLENT VIOLET in a 1
minute one-sided fight. And he enjoyed every minute of it.
ARAGANT (4-6220) (34-23-0,98) of THE SHALLOWSHIP fought SMIRK (39-3606) (27-10-
0,49) of CHEAP SHOTS. ARAGANT was outlasted by SMIRK in a dull 25 minute
competition. Twenty-five minutes? Well, it was time enough for a little nap, so I
can't complain.
UNHOLY TERROR (8-5051) (17-13-3,95) of BLOOD RITES fought GAFFER SMITH (73-5791)
(19-12-0,69) of BAD APPLES. UNHOLY TERROR overpowered GAFFER SMITH in a popular 1
minute gruesome uneven duel. Where did this apple dude come from? Yes, okay, I see
he came from Erinika, but do we need him?
BENITO CHATTE (71-6184) (21-34-1,96) of THE ZOO fought SRAN3E (28-4382) (16-11-
0,55) of PHANTACITY. BENITO CHATTE was luckily beaten by SRAN3E in an action packed
2 minute match. It isn't luck, it's that eccentrically spelled name.
HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (23-5-0,145) of SENTINELS fought JAVELIN (82-33234) (9-4-0,91)
of THE WEAPONS. HUNTSMAN overpowered JAVELIN in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
Quite so. A man should master his weapons, not be mastered by them.
BILLY LILLY (28-3416) (28-29-1,120) of DODGE BULLETS fought FLOYD (106-10) (0-0-
0,150) of the College of Mimes. BILLY LILLY overpowered FLOYD in a popular 1 minute
gruesome one-sided match. Billy's lucky day.
YOUNG JOAN (28-3534) (30-36-1,120) of DODGE BULLETS fought EVIL INPUTTER (106-7)
(0-0-0,110) of the College of Mimes. YOUNG JOAN slimly lost to EVIL INPUTTER in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute fray. Ah, that Evil Inputter! Do it to you every time, and
mostly you don't get a chance to hit back.
ROXANNE DE'MORRE (50-3449) (38-30-0,115) of DRUID'S GROVE fought LOOGIE CLAP
(82-46049) (26-21-2,131) of TONGUE N CHEEK. ROXANNE DE'MORRE was viciously subdued
by LOOGIE CLAP in a popular 5 minute match. It takes stamina to be vicious for five
minutes.
GERRICK GRIMM (50-3530) (21-29-1,120) of DRUID'S GROVE fought DON FRANCIS (30-
4619) (21-8-0,131) of LENPROS. GERRICK GRIMM was devastated by DON FRANCIS in a 1
minute one-sided bout. Can we say, not grim enough? Or is the Don so suave, Gerrick
never had a chance to try the grim bit?
PUPPY ON PATROL (71-1613) (21-15-0,158) of DOGS OF WAR fought HAWTHORN (73-5794)
(23-28-1,108) of BAD APPLES. PUPPY ON PATROL defeated HAWTHORN in a crowd pleasing 1
minute conflict. Time this dog grew up.
CHUCK NORRIS (71-993) (19-11-1,170) of BIG BAD BRAWLERS fought TOTTI (17-5991)
(23-10-2,148) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL. CHUCK NORRIS demolished TOTTI in an exciting 1
minute one-sided bout. Remarkable for amn with such narrow shoulders.
CANNONBALL (72-5313) (25-29-1,198) of X-POSSE fought MOSGIEL (14-3836) (33-20-
2,165) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS. CANNONBALL devastated MOSGIEL in a popular 1 minute
brutal mismatched brawl. Here, now! No cannons or other guns in the arena!
DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (117-38-2,205) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought BLACK FLAG (82-
46046) (35-20-3,180) of TONGUE N CHEEK. DUTCH TREAT devastated BLACK FLAG in an
exciting 1 minute uneven duel. And not only that, Dutch insisted that Black Flag pay
all the bills.
DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (49-24-1,244) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-
0,181) of the College of Mimes. DISCO QUEEN handily defeated CLOTTO in an action
packed 2 minute one-sided conflict. Blinded by the flashing lights, eh? Whatever
works, works.
PRIMUS (21-4975) (65-17-0,230) of REAL BEER fought DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (68-4666)
(19-9-0,197) of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES. PRIMUS devastated DEVIL'S ADVOCATE in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute gory one-sided battle. Headed for Induction, Primus?
DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (89-47-3,288) of ROYAL FLUSH fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER
(106-23) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. DAIRY QUEEN subdued VILLAINOUS
INFORMER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition. Good work, Queen. Nobody likes
that Informer.
LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (23-14-0,217) of CONSORTIUM CRAP fought VERMICIOUS KNID
(106-30) (0-0-0,240) of the College of Mimes. LAND OF FLUSH slimly lost to
VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 4 minute brutal bout. What nonsense is this? Pull up
your socks and try harder, Land.
KING UVDAHELL (47-1643) (60-33-1,220) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
(106-28) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. KING UVDAHELL vanquished ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. Did you ever wonder how we got
such a wimpy arenamaster here? He's a retiree from one of the old basics that was
closed. He retired before it closed, mind you, so he's a real antique. Antique
arenamasters are few on the ground, so be nice to him.
BOARISH YELTSIN (5-3109) (81-47-2,302) of PARTY ANIMALS fought WEINERMUN (37-
2635) (65-65-3,200) of ALL THE MUN'S MEN. BOARISH YELTSIN vanquished WEINERMUN in a
1 minute uneven fight. Buns, mustard, pickle relish, maybe some chopped onion...
what have I forgotten here? I'm almost sure there should be something else.
NEWT GINGRICH (5-3399) (97-33-0,264) of PARTY ANIMALS fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-
0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. NEWT GINGRICH overpowered TELGOR in an action
packed 1 minute gruesome uneven melee. Very good. The Userous Merchant will be
around to thank you; Telgor owes him money and keeps running away. But you
overpowered him to the point where even a Merchant can catch him. Good work. Always
good to have a Userous Merchant on your side, you know.
The challenge matches:
OLIANDER (7-5911) (17-9-2,44) of SENTINELS challenged ROCK GLAS HUT FUN (8-4851)
(18-10-3,63) of ORCISH IDIOMS. Up 19. OLIANDER devastated ROCK GLAS HUT FUN in a 2
minute bloody one-sided Challenge duel. Glass shards everywhere.
THELONIUS (21-6631) (20-3-1,75) of NOMADIC TRIBE challenged AMELIA (28-3417)
(26-15-1,75) of DODGE BULLETS. Straight across. THELONIUS savagely defeated AMELIA
in an exciting 1 minute bloody Challenge fight. Guess who won't be partying tonight,
eh?
JACK VALTRAEDS (47-407) (121-73-2,203) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged DANIEL WEBSTER
(8-3784) (33-13-1,205) of SMITHSONIAN. Up 2. JACK VALTRAEDS won victory over DANIEL
WEBSTER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl. And for your next performance, Jack, will you
take on a devil? If Daniel can beat a devil, and you can beat Daniel, well, the
progression is obvious.
TINY TIM (60-6042) (30-10-1,193) of CRAZY CREEPS challenged BLUE BLOOD (73-3657)
(26-18-1,197) of BLACK & BLUE. Up 4. TINY TIM was savagely defeated by BLUE BLOOD
in an exciting 2 minute Challenge melee. Not actually surprising.
The TV challenge, for which we congratulate Gorlsch:
GROLSCH (21-5029) (60-11-4,219) of REAL BEER TV challenged BLOODBATH (60-704)
(74-62-2,210) of BASKET WEAVING 101. Down 10. GROLSCH was viciously subdued by
BLOODBATH in a 2 minute Challenge fight. Ah... well, you can't win them all.
For the title:
HARI-KARI (73-3049) (33-5-0,274) of WAY TO GO! II fought STIGMA OF STUPID (31-
4948) (37-21-1,228) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS. HARI-KARI beat STIGMA OF STUPID in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute Title brawl. Fast work, but smoothly done. Congratulations, Hari-
Kari.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARI-KARI 73-3049 34 5 0 288 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 82 47 2 312 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 90 47 3 290 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399 98 33 0 275 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 50 24 1 252 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
PRIMUS 21-4975 66 17 0 247 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
BLOODBATH 60-704 75 62 2 243 BASKET WEAVING 101 (225) ARADI
KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 61 33 1 231 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 122 73 2 219 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 118 38 2 219 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
BLUE BLOOD 73-3657 27 18 1 214 BLACK & BLUE (1090) ERINIKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DANIEL WEBSTER 8-3784 33 14 1 208 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS
CANNONBALL 72-5313 26 29 1 208 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 37 22 1 202 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 19 10 0 201 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD
WEINERMUN 37-2635 65 66 3 199 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) SIBIKHAS
GROLSCH 21-5029 60 12 4 199 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 23 15 0 198 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
-CAFFREY'S 21-4748 24 5 3 197 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
-PRIVATE ROOM 31-3620 29 16 0 192 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
TINY TIM 60-6042 30 11 1 191 CRAZY CREEPS (363) ARADI
CHUCK NORRIS 71-993 20 11 1 182 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR
-TABBY 82-29373 18 6 0 181 FELINES (1242) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLACK FLAG 82--19490 35 21 3 180 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
MOSGIEL 14-3836 33 21 2 163 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613 22 15 0 160 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 54 43 1 147 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 24 5 0 147 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
BILLY LILLY 28-3416 29 29 1 146 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
TOTTI 17-5991 23 11 2 146 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487 27 21 2 139 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
DON FRANCIS 30-4619 22 8 0 138 LENPROS (189) IAYE
-NECROMANCER 78-2520 23 4 1 131 MAGIC ARTISTS (1218) LIN TIRIAN
-GREENSLEEVES 82--19533 15 3 1 123 COLOR TUNES (1235) DWES EG
ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 38 31 0 119 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
HAWTHORN 73-5794 23 29 1 118 BAD APPLES (1265) ERINIKA
GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530 21 30 1 117 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 30 37 1 111 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
-FEORDIS INK 8-4746 21 41 0 104 MIDDLE WAY 11 (1145) ARKERS
UNHOLY TERROR 8-5051 18 13 3 103 BLOOD RITES (1253) ARKERS
-STORMDANCER 28-4278 27 20 1 102 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRIMSON MIST 8-5047 22 9 1 100 BLOOD RITES (1253) ARKERS
JAVELIN 82--32302 9 5 0 100 THE WEAPONS (1261) DWES EG
-NEANDERTHAL 7-5865 23 23 0 92 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-VAMPIRE 82-29366 10 1 0 92 DARK TOADS 04V (1244) DWES EG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-GRON DA CAVEMAN 81-400 25 21 2 89 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
THELONIUS 21-6631 21 3 1 89 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
YELLOW SUBMARINE 82--32217 20 9 0 88 COLOR TUNES (1235) DWES EG
-BERNICE 46-3996 23 18 0 87 FANDILS (220) ARDIVENT
DESPERADO 28-1152 34 35 1 86 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
-ROSE SHELL 59-2658 23 17 0 86 ISLANDERS (804) ILLIS
VIOLENT VIOLET 52-3308 16 3 0 85 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
VELVET FINISH 28-4441 17 16 0 83 STEEL AND SILK (1268) MORYA
SMIRK 39-3606 28 10 0 82 CHEAP SHOTS (1160) XOCHITHLAN
ZIGGY WOLFSBANE 21-6432 23 14 0 82 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
SRAN3E 28-4382 17 11 0 82 PHANTACITY (1252) MORYA
SKIN PEELER 73-5716 16 2 1 81 BLACKMAIL (1264) ERINIKA
RED DRAGON 47-5585 20 8 0 78 CHAOTIX BEASTS (1269) NORTH FORK
AMELIA 28-3417 26 16 1 75 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84 25 6 0 75 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
BENITO CHATTE 71-6184 21 35 1 75 THE ZOO (1255) KYR'TERR
TUNDRA 45-4280 18 12 1 75 ARCTIC WASTES (1256) STORMCROWE
GIMLET 4-6218 24 36 2 71 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
ARAGANT 4-6220 34 24 0 70 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
-PIZZA PIE PARTY 47-5659 19 10 2 69 THINGS I DROOL IN (1233) NORTH FORK
OLIANDER 7-5911 18 9 2 69 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 18 11 0 68 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
GAFFER SMITH 73-5791 19 13 0 67 BAD APPLES (1265) ERINIKA
SCANDALF 4-6219 28 33 0 66 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
LEGALASS 4-6217 28 32 1 64 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
-SNOW WHITE 11-7010 17 11 0 62 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY
-RAIN MUN 14-4561 18 3 1 58 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (1270) TOBIR
GHOST DANCER 28-3365 33 26 0 57 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
NERVE RAKER 21-1874 19 13 1 55 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
-MESSY MONGREL 71-1896 14 12 0 54 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
EVALON ELKHORN 50-3553 24 17 3 53 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
SCARLET ROSE 28-4440 15 19 0 53 STEEL AND SILK (1268) MORYA
-TANK 46-4054 15 6 1 52 FANDILS (220) ARDIVENT
FOLMOR GRIGG 47-4501 21 40 0 49 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (1262) NORTH FORK
ROCK GLAS HUT FUN 8-4851 18 11 3 45 ORCISH IDIOMS (1266) ARKERS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Crip -- Tabby? You don't recognize Tabby? King U. doesn't recognize Tabby? Tabby
of Felines was once Wyvern of Dark Toads 04W. Eh? -- The Consortium Scribe
All cats are gray in the dark.
Aragant -- Toy were either too shallow or the wrong color of ant. GREEN is in! --
Greensleeves
Hari-Kari -- When I popped back in for a visit, little did I expect to be in a DM
fight. Especially with a warrior who is clearly my better. Salute. -- Daniel
Webster
Unholy Terror -- I like things undead, but I guess unholy will suffice for now. --
Necromancer
Gerrick Grimm -- You caught me at my best. Now where is that litter box? -- Tabby
Ziggy Wolfsbane -- Whew! Glad I picked up that ST, because I sure need it to wield
that massive weapon. And your blood was quite nice, really. -- Vampire
Needs more garlic.
A salute to the best in Crysalis--Hari-Kari. Hip, hip. -- All us Consortiumites
Desperado -- I wasn't supposed to be running in the first place. (sigh) I am
retired! -- Cantex
All -- I am the first of Michael's pupils to arrive, but the greatest are yet to
come. A salute to all! -- Velvet Finish
If you know me, please fill me in! If I don't yet know you, then I hope I can
correct that failing. My first two grads are a bit rough around the edges, but I
await the day when I can compete with you all and others on the sands of Primus. In
Animus Sincerus! -- Michael Eldritch
Mr. Consortium -- You'll have to fight more, not less to assume legal ownership of
this corporate entity -- Crip & His Crap
Billy Lilly -- I forgot, not only do you have double consonants, but there's the
bonus 'Y's, and multiple "I"s as well. I'm suitably impressed, so much so, that I've
asked the commission to match us up yet again. -- Totti
Huh, a letter-lover, are you? All is now clear.
Bloodbath -- Can you see where I'm headed? -- Primus
Blue Blood -- Come on, fight back, show your manager what you are made of. On second
thought, maybe not. -- King Uvdahell
Mosgiel -- Wow, sometimes things astound me should not be discussed in public. --
Private Room
Daniel Webster -- A Valiant shot at wordsmithing me out of the throne. -- Hari-Kari
Weinermun -- I must say, I'm shocked and near speechless. But does the Mun ever have
his hordes say anything? -- Land Of Flush
Black Flag -- Aren't you related to an insecticide? Not good with beer at least. --
Grolsch
Depends on whether someone's bugging you in the bar.
Devil's Advocate -- You missed my last caveat and riposte. -- Jack Valtraeds
All -- I see a lot of familiar faces here, so here's hoping I can make a good show of
it. Velvet, let's prove we earned this thing! -- Scarlet Rose, the confident
Anvil Ironfist -- Wow, that name is accurate! If I ever run up against you again,
I'm going to make sure the steward checks your gloves before the fight. -- Desperado
Oliander -- Pleased to meet you, but you didn't have to go to such an extreme. My
Bonsurian colleagues told me you're a good guy at a party, so... let's have a party!
-- Amelia
Huntsman -- You know, we could use someone like you. -- Young Joan
Huntsman -- Don't do it. Adventures are the pits. They should happen to someone
else. -- Billy Lilly
Totti -- Why do I feel like a foot ball? What's the deal with that? -- Billy Lilly
Gimlet -- They tell me that's a kind of drink. I could use one. How about if we
find a bar and you buy one for me? -- Hawthorn
Balliol Blackmoon -- Why are you a golem? It'd be more fun if you were a guy and we
could go out drinking together. It isn't like there's much else to do on the Isle,
after all. Drink and fight. Fight and drink. -- Bemito Chatte
Crimson Mist -- Are you FOLLOWING me? Cheese Louise! -- Folmor Grigg
Legalass -- Hmm, I thought you'd maybe be a female paralegal. Too bad. -- Ghost
Dancer
Ttotti -- Thankks! -- Bbilly Llilly
P.S. Maybe I should be welsh.
Ketchum -- You want to hug trees, go for it. I won't stop you. But I'll laugh when
you're trying to clean the pine pitch off your clothes. -- Ghost Dancer
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GROLSCH was viciously subdued by BLOODBATH in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
TINY TIM was savagely defeated by BLUE BLOOD in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.
JACK VALTRAEDS won victory over DANIEL WEBSTER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
THELONIUS savagely defeated AMELIA in a exciting 1 minute bloody Challenge fight.
OLIANDER devastated ROCK GLAS HUT FUN in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge duel.
HARI-KARI beat STIGMA OF STUPID in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title brawl.
NEWT GINGRICH overpowered TELGOR in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
BOARISH YELTSIN vanquished WEINERMUN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
KING UVDAHELL vanquished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
LAND OF FLUSH slimly lost to VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 4 minute brutal bout.
DAIRY QUEEN subdued VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
PRIMUS devastated DEVIL'S ADVOCATE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
DISCO QUEEN handily defeated CLOTTO in a action packed 2 minute one-sided conflict.
DUTCH TREAT devastated BLACK FLAG in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
CANNONBALL devastated MOSGIEL in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched brawl.
CHUCK NORRIS demolished TOTTI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
PUPPY ON PATROL defeated HAWTHORN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
GERRICK GRIMM was devastated by DON FRANCIS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ROXANNE DE'MORRE was viciously subdued by LOOGIE CLAP in a popular 5 minute match.
YOUNG JOAN slimly lost to EVIL INPUTTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fray.
BILLY LILLY overpowered FLOYD in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
HUNTSMAN overpowered JAVELIN in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
BENITO CHATTE was luckily beaten by SRAN3E in a action packed 2 minute match.
UNHOLY TERROR overpowered GAFFER SMITH in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
ARAGANT was outlasted by SMIRK in a dull 25 minute competition.
SCANDALF was overpowered by VIOLENT VIOLET in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
YELLOW SUBMARINE savagely defeated TUNDRA in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON overpowered FOLMOR GRIGG in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
ANVIL IRONFIST was demolished by CRIMSON MIST in a 1 minute uneven contest.
SKIN PEELER overpowered EVALON ELKHORN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
RED DRAGON demolished CHIOS in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided struggle.
VELVET FINISH demolished GHOST DANCER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
SCARLET ROSE was beaten by LEGALASS in a action packed 1 minute bout.
DESPERADO overpowered NERVE RAKER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ZIGGY WOLFSBANE viciously subdued GIMLET in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 AIMED BLOW 29 - 16 - 0 64 |
|TOTAL PARRY 10 WALL OF STEEL 47 - 35 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 20 - 15 - 1 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 49 - 37 - 1 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 SLASHING ATTACK 46 - 36 - 1 56 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 16 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 41 - 45 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 15 - 0 42 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 29 - 0 41 |
Turn 207 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 5 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 7 3 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 4 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 34 5 0 288 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
SLASHING ATTACK BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 82 47 2 312 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
WALL OF STEEL DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 90 47 3 290 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-STRIKE DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 50 24 1 252 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
LUNGING ATTACK KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 61 33 1 231 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 122 73 2 219 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
TOTAL PARRY DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 118 38 2 219 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
BASHING ATTACK DANIEL WEBSTER 8-3784 33 14 1 208 SMITHSONIAN (250)
STRIKING ATTACK STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 37 22 1 202 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)
PARRY-LUNGE LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 23 15 0 198 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)
The overall popularity leader is JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407. The most popular warrior
this turn was BENITO CHATTE 71-6184. The ten other most popular fighters were
BLOODBATH 60-704, LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487, LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373, BLUE BLOOD 73-3657,
ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449, YELLOW SUBMARINE 82--32217, THELONIUS 21-6631, ZIGGY
WOLFSBANE 21-6432, PRIMUS 21-4975, and DISCO QUEEN 47-1992.
The least popular fighter this week was SMIRK 39-3606. The other ten least popular
fighters were ARAGANT 4-6220, NERVE RAKER 21-1874, GHOST DANCER 28-3365, EVALON
ELKHORN 50-3553, ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84, WEINERMUN 37-2635, SCARLET ROSE 28-4440, SKIN
PEELER 73-5716, FOLMOR GRIGG 47-4501, and SCANDALF 4-6219.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
JHELUM(4) 1 3 0 MORYA(28) 4 4 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 2 0 0 IAYE(30) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 1 1 0
BONSUR(7) 2 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
ARKERS(8) 2 2 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 2 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 3 2 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 5 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0
SUNSET(21) 3 2 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 3 0 DWES EG(82) 2 2 0
CALEAM(26) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GIMLET 4-6218 24 36 2 71 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 82 47 2 312 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 24 5 0 147 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
DANIEL WEBSTER 8-3784 33 14 1 208 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS
LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 23 15 0 198 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
MOSGIEL 14-3836 33 21 2 163 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
TOTTI 17-5991 23 11 2 146 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
PRIMUS 21-4975 66 17 0 247 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 118 38 2 219 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
BILLY LILLY 28-3416 29 29 1 146 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
DON FRANCIS 30-4619 22 8 0 138 LENPROS (189) IAYE
STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 37 22 1 202 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL
WEINERMUN 37-2635 65 66 3 199 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) SIBIKHAS
SMIRK 39-3606 28 10 0 82 CHEAP SHOTS (1160) XOCHITHLAN
TUNDRA 45-4280 18 12 1 75 ARCTIC WASTES (1256) STORMCROWE
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 90 47 3 290 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 38 31 0 119 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
VIOLENT VIOLET 52-3308 16 3 0 85 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
BLOODBATH 60-704 75 62 2 243 BASKET WEAVING 101 (225) ARADI
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 19 10 0 201 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD
CHUCK NORRIS 71-993 20 11 1 182 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR
CANNONBALL 72-5313 26 29 1 208 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
HARI-KARI 73-3049 34 5 0 288 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84 25 6 0 75 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
BLACK FLAG 82--19490 35 21 3 180 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG