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Date   : 04/21/2009    Duedate: 05/18/2009

CRYSALIS

DM-106    TURN-208

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 REAL BEER 21/859     2108 1017 30 67.5    4 SENTINELS 7/1202       23   24  0 48.9
    USELESS TOOLS 57/1249                       NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219                 
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240              
    ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826                   5 BLACKMAIL 73/1264     556  600  5 48.1
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                     BASKET WEAVING 101 60/225             
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         BLACK & BLUE 73/1090                  
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                        BLOOD 4 THE MASSES 68/1239            
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/219              
    THE BULLS 73/255                            OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808              
    THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812                   ALL THE MUN'S MEN 14/1270             
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                         6 BLOOD RITES 8/1253     31   35  0 47.0
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117                     TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203                
    HANGOVERS 59/955                            ARCTIC WASTES 45/1256                 
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                      7 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041   28   42  2 40.0
  2 LENPROS 30/189        309  155  1 66.6    8 CHAOTIX BEAS 47/1269    6   10  0 37.5
    DARK TOADS 04V 82/1244                    9 THE ZOO 71/1255       415  740  4 35.9
    MAGIC ARTISTS 78/1218                       BAD APPLES 73/1265                    
    FELINES 82/1242                             DODGE BULLETS 28/867                  
    THE WEAPONS 82/1261                         THE MIDDLE WAY 3 47/1262              
    CRAZY CREEPS 60/363                      10-X-POSSE 72/1093        26   47  2 35.6
    SMITHSONIAN 8/250                        11 DOGS OF WAR 71/418     24   46  0 34.3
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                         BIG BAD BRAWLERS 71/459               
    COLOR TUNES 82/1235                         PHANTACITY 28/1252                    
    CHEAP SHOTS 39/1160                      12 THE SHALLOWSH 4/1206    8   23  0 25.8
  3 ORCISH IDIOMS 8/1266   99   76  1 56.6   13-STEEL AND SI 28/1268    1    1  0 50.0
    UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881               

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 308): CONCUSSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 305): OPASAN of PHANTACITY (Omega, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 303): ANTIOCH of WAR (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 258): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 280): OPTIMUS PRIME of NOSTALGIA (?, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 275): NILES of SECOND BANANAS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 261): INGLEMORT JULS of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 255): BRAIN TUMOR of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 245): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 233): KIRRALA of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 209): NAPOLEON of DOGS OF WAR (Omega, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 209): UM-PAH of ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 210): DEATH SUCKS of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 308): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 305): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 303): THE STORMBRINGERS (High Lord Bosk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 258): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 280): MIKES HEROES (?, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 275): LAND OF OZ (Oz the All Successful, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 260): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 255): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 245): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 233): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 209): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 209): ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 210): MIDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 302): LE PLON of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                          VELVET FINISH of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 303): THERMOPYLAE of WAR (Mannequin, mgr.)
                   (turn 302): LOWLY WORM of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 275): NILES of SECOND BANANAS (Manniquin, mgr.)
                             BLACKENED of OF WOLF AND MAN (Tripwire, mgr.)
                 (turn 274): KILLING JOKE of INDIFFERENCE (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 255): TEALIN SALI of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): DORINE EAGEL of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 209): MALUS S'PROUT of BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

Thanks to Stigma of Stupid who tried to impale my guy with sharp objects, but
naturally failed.  I am the only one allowed to do that.  Not much time to talk this
turn, only a week until tournament strategies are due, and the boss hasn't sent
anything in yet.  Apparently Grolsch & I get another crack at the ADM tourney, but
Newt is off to Primus retirement.  Sure glad I'm not eligible to face him on these
fine sands.   All the rest of Crip's Crap pretty much stay where they are, except for
Catfish Hunter who will be joining us from Home Guard, but whether he gets to fight
here or not is another story.

For those who care about such things Newt is now at 231 total skills, (46 Attack, 37
Decise, 45 Init, 36 Parry, 34 Defence, and 33 Riposte).  Overall, he has a +14 bonus,
though only a combined +1 in Attack+Defence.  Boss wanted to get him to 100 wins, but
he'll have to retire at #99, retiring in the ominous shadow of the number of another
great Canuck legend

Hari-Kari
Way To Go! II
Tower Guardian of Crysalis

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     They tell me the spring tourney has come and gone, I wouldn't know from my own
observation, since they held it in some gods-forsaken place.  Who has time to go
gadding around after tourneys?  Let Olaf handle it.  I hope many of you did well
there, all if you could manage it.
     Here, we have thirty-eight fights, a very good number, although I must admit,
since you could count them yourselves, that there were nine standbys on the sands.
Thirteen challenges got through, one of them TV.
     Smithsonian was avoided by Royal Flush.  Doubtless other teams avoided each
other as well, but not with such wholesale determination.
     Bloodbath received more challenges than our "Duelmaster," which may or may not
be significant, since Hari-Kari fought on his own challenge:  the TV challenge.  Very
proper.

And without further ado or adon't, the fights:
     ROCK GLAS HUT FUN (8-4851) (18-11-3,45) of ORCISH IDIOMS fought ARAGANT (4-6220)
(34-24-0,70) of THE SHALLOWSHIP.  ROCK GLAS HUT FUN was viciously subdued by ARAGANT
in a crowd pleasing 7 minute duel.  And so it goes:  you wander around throwing rocks
at glass huts, because the sound of it breaking is enjoyable, and suddenly someone
comes along and throws a rock back!  It seems excessive, doesn't it?
     GHOST DANCER (28-3365) (33-26-0,57) of DODGE BULLETS fought LEGALASS (4-6217)
(28-32-1,64) of THE SHALLOWSHIP.  GHOST DANCER overpowered LEGALASS in a 1 minute
one-sided fight.  How is this?  Legalass falling to a dancing ghost?  I would not
have taken him for such a one.  Although it was a good dance.  Very, ah, mystical.
     FOLMOR GRIGG (47-4501) (21-40-0,49) of THE MIDDLE WAY 3 fought SMIRK (39-3606)
(28-10-0,82) of CHEAP SHOTS.  FOLMOR GRIGG was subdued by SMIRK in an action packed 4
minute competition.  It would appear that Folmor's hoped-for retirement has not come
about.  Yet, at least.  Perhaps he can retire next month.  What could be more
pleasing than to retire in the month of May?
     RED DRAGON (47-5585) (20-8-0,78) of CHAOTIX BEASTS fought AMELIA (28-3417) (26-
16-1,75) of DODGE BULLETS.  RED DRAGON overpowered AMELIA in a crowd pleasing 2
minute one-sided duel.  An estimable woman, Amelia, a very sure hand with the smash,
but as a gladiator she makes a fine pilot.
     VIOLENT VIOLET (52-3308) (16-3-0,85) of FLOWER GIRLS fought EVALON ELKHORN (50-
3553) (24-17-3,53) of DRUID'S GROVE.  VIOLENT VIOLET demolished EVALON ELKHORN in a 1
minute one-sided duel.  Well done, Violet!  But then, as someone observed recently,
you Flower Girls are always, ah, good.

     MESSY MONGREL (71-1896) (14-12-0,54) of DOGS OF WAR fought DESPERADO (28-1152)
(34-35-1,86) of DODGE BULLETS.  MESSY MONGREL was savagely defeated by DESPERADO in
an exciting 1 minute bloody match.  I warned you, Mongrel, and others have also
warned you, this Desperado is not tolerant of careless dogs.  Or much else, now that
I think about it.  An intolerant type.
     BENITO CHATTE (71-6184) (21-35-1,75) of THE ZOO fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (106-
1) (0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes.  BENITO CHATTE devastated ALASTARIAN DESERTER
in a 1 minute uneven bout.  And so I should hope!  There seems to be a very strong
sentiment at the highest levels, as they say, against those who would desert Alastari
whether this be a time of need or otherwise.
     DORINE EAGEL (71-6232) (22-9-0,75) of THE ZOO fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (106-1)
(0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes.  DORINE EAGEL subdued ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2
minute match.  As noted above, desertion is not well received.  Some people get
punished over and over again.  Which is perhaps unfair, but who said life would be
fair?
     SKIN PEELER (73-5716) (16-2-1,81) of BLACKMAIL fought ZIGGY WOLFSBANE (21-6432)
(23-14-0,82) of NOMADIC TRIBE.  SKIN PEELER was unbelievably bested by ZIGGY
WOLFSBANE in a popular 4 minute duel.  Why, exactly, this was unbelievable I couldn't
guess.  I had no trouble believing it.  After all, I saw it, and everyone knows that
seeing is believing.
     MALUS S'PROUT (73-5793) (18-30-1,85) of BAD APPLES fought SCANDALF (4-6219) (28-
33-0,66) of THE SHALLOWSHIP.  MALUS S'PROUT savagely defeated SCANDALF in an action
packed 1 minute brutal bout.  They do say that an apple a day keeps the doctors away,
but only if it's a good apple.  The bad ones just make things worse.

     SAMURAI STRIKER (71-62) (20-22-1,128) of DOGS OF WAR fought ROXANNE DE'MORRE
(50-3449) (38-31-0,119) of DRUID'S GROVE.  SAMURAI STRIKER savagely defeated ROXANNE
DE'MORRE in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.  Savagely?  Why the savagery?  I know
Roxy can be annoying, what woman can't?  But isn't this a little over the top?
     SERB SMASHER (71-1393) (20-12-2,130) of DOGS OF WAR fought YOUNG JOAN (28-3534)
(30-37-1,111) of DODGE BULLETS.  SERB SMASHER was handily defeated by YOUNG JOAN in a
1 minute one-sided fight.  Ah, it's about time Joan won a fight.  If she has won
fights recently and I've forgotten, ignore this comment.  The real question is 
whether she likes goat cheese.
     GERRICK GRIMM (50-3530) (21-30-1,117) of DRUID'S GROVE fought HAWTHORN (73-5794)
(23-29-1,118) of BAD APPLES.  GERRICK GRIMM overpowered HAWTHORN in a 1 minute uneven
fight.  Odd, this.  You'd think a druid would be more sympathetic to an apple.  Well,
I'd think it, anyway.  But it just goes to show.
     PHILLIP THE BIRD (40-3708) (17-13-1,179) of CRUEL PET NAMES fought BILLY LILLY
(28-3416) (29-29-1,146) of DODGE BULLETS.  PHILLIP THE BIRD handily defeated BILLY
LILLY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.  And down into official losing-record-land goes
Billy.  Life is hard, and then you lose.
     BULL FROG (73-4547) (26-9-0,179) of THE BULLS fought DON FRANCIS (30-4619) (22-
8-0,138) of LENPROS.  BULL FROG was viciously subdued by DON FRANCIS in an action
packed 4 minute bout.  I suppose I could say that the Frog just "bulled his way to
victory," and I might as well, since I can't think of anything else to say.

     SLIPPERY NIPPLE (59-2323) (28-18-1,171) of HANGOVERS fought IMPRISONED SPY (106-
9) (0-0-0,170) of the College of Mimes.  SLIPPERY NIPPLE demolished IMPRISONED SPY in
an action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.  Ah, well, the Spy never could hold his
liquor, or anyone else's either.  Why do you think we imprisoned him?  He was giving
us all a bad name.
     LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (23-15-0,198) of CONSORTIUM CRAP fought BLACK FLAG (82-
46046) (35-21-3,180) of TONGUE N CHEEK.  LAND OF FLUSH savagely defeated BLACK FLAG
in a popular 8 minute gory duel.  Eight minutes, eh?  That's a respectable length,
and it makes me think--I never believe what the bookies tell us--that it was an even
match.  Besides being time enough to eat a quick hotdog.
     GROLSCH (21-5029) (60-12-4,199) of REAL BEER fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-0-0,200)
of the College of Mimes.  GROLSCH defeated TELGOR in an action packed 2 minute brutal
fight.  Eh, Telgor, who cares about him?  He's always been something of a trouble-
maker in the Commission offices.  I think, myself, that we shouldn't let the standbys
hang out at the Commission offices, they treat the place like their guildhouse and
leave dirty socks on the furniture, but Debby Tonte likes them.  Don't ask me why, I
couldn't tell you.
     SITS ON HIS DUFF (73-1810) (39-22-3,191) of THINGS GEORGE DOES fought GOJIRO
(106-31) (0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes.  SITS ON HIS DUFF was handily defeated
by GOJIRO in a 1 minute one-sided contest.  That dummy!  You don't sit on your duff
during the FIGHT.  Sit on your opponent's duff!
     JACK VALTRAEDS (47-407) (122-73-2,219) of ROYAL FLUSH fought VERMICIOUS KNID
(106-30) (0-0-0,240) of the College of Mimes.  JACK VALTRAEDS was subdued by
VERMICIOUS KNID in an action packed 6 minute bout.  And congratulations to Jack for
having held out so long.  The Knid is indeed vermicious.

     KING UVDAHELL (47-1643) (61-33-1,231) of ROYAL FLUSH fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-
22) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  KING UVDAHELL devastated THE BLACKSMITH in
a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.  Good work, King, so long as you don't have a
horse to be shod in the near future.  Although they tell me--by signs, since they're
mimes--that the Blacksmith doesn't hold grudge.
     DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (90-47-3,290) of ROYAL FLUSH fought DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (68-
4666) (19-10-0,201) of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES.  DAIRY QUEEN overpowered DEVIL'S ADVOCATE
in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.  Ah, no surprise here.  I knew all along
that a little soft-serve ice cream can overcome a multitude of problems.
     DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (118-38-2,219) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought VERMICIOUS KNID
(106-30) (0-0-0,240) of the College of Mimes.  DUTCH TREAT devastated VERMICIOUS KNID
in an exciting 5 minute brutal one-sided brawl.  Revenge for Jack Valtraeds, perhaps?
Way to go, Dutch!
     PRIMUS (21-4975) (66-17-0,247) of REAL BEER fought WEINERMUN (37-2635) (65-66-
3,199) of ALL THE MUN'S MEN.  PRIMUS overcame WEINERMUN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute
bout.  Beer and hotdogs, not a bad combination.
     RUBBER KNIFE (57-2546) (28-7-2,214) of USELESS TOOLS fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-
0-0,220) of the College of Mimes.  RUBBER KNIFE defeated GOJIRO in an action packed 2
minute struggle.  Slapped him silly, in fact.  Whatever it takes, eh?

The challenge matches:
     BALLIOL BLACKMOON (81-614) (18-11-0,68) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged SRAN3E
(28-4382) (17-11-0,82) of PHANTACITY.  Up 14.  BALLIOL BLACKMOON handily defeated
SRAN3E in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.  "Handily," which means, of
course, no kicking or biting.
     NERVE RAKER (21-1874) (19-13-1,55) of NOMADIC TRIBE challenged GAFFER SMITH (73-
5791) (19-13-0,67) of BAD APPLES.  Up 12.  NERVE RAKER was demolished by GAFFER SMITH
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.  Nothing like a good apple to settle the
nerves.  Or so they tell me, my nerves are settled all the time.
     THELONIUS (21-6631) (21-3-1,89) of NOMADIC TRIBE challenged CRIMSON MIST (8-
5047) (22-9-1,100) of BLOOD RITES.  Up 11.  THELONIUS handily defeated CRIMSON MIST
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.  A neat and compact job.  As we all know,
music has charms to soothe even bloody-handed gladiators.  Amazing, when you think
about it.  Lady Sheila could've started a music school and not had to bother with all
these contentions gladiators, if only she'd thought to try music against the Chaos
Invaders first.
     ANVIL IRONFIST (81-84) (25-6-0,75) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged TUNDRA (45-
4280) (18-12-1,75) of ARCTIC WASTES.  Straight across.  ANVIL IRONFIST luckily beat
TUNDRA in an exciting 6 minute bloody Challenge match.  I have to tell you, this did
NOT look like luck to me.
     OLIANDER (7-5911) (18-9-2,69) of SENTINELS challenged GIMLET (4-6218) (24-36-
2,71) of THE SHALLOWSHIP.  Up 2.  OLIANDER overpowered GIMLET in an action packed 1
minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Natural enough, anyone who's trained on smash, and
I have tried smash and speak advisedly, is up for anything.  ANYTHING.
     VAMPIRE (82-29366) (10-1-0,92) of DARK TOADS 04V challenged UNHOLY TERROR (8-
5051) (18-13-3,103) of BLOOD RITES.  Up 11.  VAMPIRE overpowered UNHOLY TERROR in a 1
minute uneven Challenge duel.  Odd, I'd have thought them natural allies.  Of course,
among the bad guys, allies are merely enemies who aren't fight right that minute.

     RUBBER KNIFE (54-2038) (54-43-1,147) of USELESS TOOLS challenged MOSGIEL (14-
3836) (33-21-2,163) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS.  Up 16.  RUBBER KNIFE was viciously subdued
by MOSGIEL in a 4 minute Challenge duel.  And here we find the OTHER Rubber Knife,
losing.  It balances nicely.
     GREENSLEEVES (82-46003) (15-3-1,123) of COLOR TUNES challenged PUPPY ON PATROL
(71-1613) (22-15-0,160) of DOGS OF WAR.  Up 37.  GREENSLEEVES devastated PUPPY ON
PATROL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.  Natural enough, considering
what the Pup did to that pair of satin slippers.  It's enough to drive a person to
cats.
     TOTTI (17-5991) (23-11-2,146) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL challenged HUNTSMAN (7-5837)
(24-5-0,147) of SENTINELS.  Up 1.  TOTTI vanquished HUNTSMAN in an exciting 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight.  Ah, I thought for a moment this was a home-town match,
but I was thinking of the IMPORTED Footballers, no doubt.  A different batch of
thugs.
     CHUCK NORRIS (71-993) (20-11-1,182) of BIG BAD BRAWLERS challenged DISCO QUEEN
(47-1992) (50-24-1,252) of ROYAL FLUSH.  Up 70.  CHUCK NORRIS was dealt death by
DISCO QUEEN in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.  Never mess with the Queen, Chuck.
     STIGMA OF STUPID (31-4948) (37-22-1,202) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS challenged NEWT
GINGRICH (5-3399) (98-33-0,275) of PARTY ANIMALS.  Up 73.  STIGMA OF STUPID was
devastated by NEWT GINGRICH in a 1 minute Challenge fight.  You can see how stigma
got his name, can't you?
     BOARISH YELTSIN (5-3109) (82-47-2,312) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged BLOODBATH
(60-704) (75-62-2,243) of BASKET WEAVING 101.  Down 79, and except for the title
match, the only down-challenge in the lot.  You can't go by title matches, though.  A
much higher proportion of up-challenges than Andorak, which is interesting.  BOARISH
YELTSIN handily defeated BLOODBATH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.  No
surprise here.

For the title:
     HARI-KARI (73-3049) (34-5-0,288) of WAY TO GO! II TV challenged BLUE BLOOD (73-
3657) (27-18-1,214) of BLACK & BLUE.  Down 74.  HARI-KARI devastated BLUE BLOOD in a
4 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.  It's good to see the top gladiator taking
an active interest.  Congratulations to Hari-Kari, and a vote of sympathy for the
battered and bruised Blue Blood.

                                      Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           35   5  0  306  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109      83  47  2  330  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         91  47  3  308  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399        99  33  0  294  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         51  24  2  284  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 PRIMUS 21-4975              67  17  0  253  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 KING UVDAHELL 47-1643       62  33  1  237  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        119  38  2  232  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546        29   7  2  220  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WEINERMUN 37-2635           65  67  3  210  ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219)    SIBIKHAS
-DANIEL WEBSTER 8-3784       33  14  1  208  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS
-CANNONBALL 72-5313          26  29  1  208  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       24  15  0  208  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948    37  23  1  207  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
 GROLSCH 21-5029             61  12  4  206  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666    19  11  0  202  BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239)  FIREHOLD
 BLUE BLOOD 73-3657          27  19  1  201  BLACK & BLUE (1090)        ERINIKA
 BLOODBATH 60-704            75  63  2  199  BASKET WEAVING 101 (225)   ARADI
 JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407      122  74  2  198  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-PRIVATE ROOM 31-3620        29  16  0  192  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
-TINY TIM 60-6042            30  11  1  191  CRAZY CREEPS (363)         ARADI
 CHUCK NORRIS 71-993         20  12  1  190  BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459)     KYR'TERR
 SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810    39  23  3  184  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     29  18  1  182  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    18  13  1  182  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
-TABBY 82-29373              18   6  0  181  FELINES (1242)             DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACK FLAG 82--19490        35  22  3  180  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 DON FRANCIS 30-4619         23   8  0  176  LENPROS (189)              IAYE
 MOSGIEL 14-3836             34  21  2  173  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 TOTTI 17-5991               24  11  2  168  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 BULL FROG 73-4547           26  10  0  160  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 GREENSLEEVES 82--19533      16   3  1  157  COLOR TUNES (1235)         DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038        54  44  1  150  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 BILLY LILLY 28-3416         29  30  1  145  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487       27  21  2  139  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837             24   6  0  139  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 SAMURAI STRIKER 71-62       21  22  1  138  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534          31  37  1  135  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613     22  16  0  134  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
-NECROMANCER 78-2520         23   4  1  131  MAGIC ARTISTS (1218)       LIN TIRIAN
 GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530       22  30  1  129  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449    38  32  0  119  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 VAMPIRE 82-29366            11   1  0  112  DARK TOADS 04V (1244)      DWES EG
 SERB SMASHER 71-1393        20  13  2  110  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 HAWTHORN 73-5794            23  30  1  107  BAD APPLES (1265)          ERINIKA
-FEORDIS INK 8-4746          21  41  0  104  MIDDLE WAY 11 (1145)       ARKERS
-FILET MIGNON 11-6981        30  11  1  102  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
-STORMDANCER 28-4278         27  20  1  102  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THELONIUS 21-6631           22   3  1  100  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
-JAVELIN 82--32302            9   5  0  100  THE WEAPONS (1261)         DWES EG
-LOWLY WORM 31-5383          20  36  1   97  AVENGERS (259)             CHIMLEVTAL
 ZIGGY WOLFSBANE 21-6432     24  14  0   95  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 RED DRAGON 47-5585          21   8  0   95  CHAOTIX BEASTS (1269)      NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VIOLENT VIOLET 52-3308      17   3  0   91  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 UNHOLY TERROR 8-5051        18  14  3   90  BLOOD RITES (1253)         ARKERS
 CRIMSON MIST 8-5047         22  10  1   89  BLOOD RITES (1253)         ARKERS
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614    19  11  0   89  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 DESPERADO 28-1152           35  35  1   88  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-YELLOW SUBMARINE 82--32217  20   9  0   88  COLOR TUNES (1235)         DWES EG
-BERNICE 46-3996             23  18  0   87  FANDILS (220)              ARDIVENT
 MALUS S'PROUT 73-5793       19  30  1   87  BAD APPLES (1265)          ERINIKA
 ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84        26   6  0   86  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
-ROSE SHELL 59-2658          23  17  0   86  ISLANDERS (804)            ILLIS
 SMIRK 39-3606               29  10  0   84  CHEAP SHOTS (1160)         XOCHITHLAN
-KILLING JOKE 47-5611        22  15  2   83  INDIFFERENCE (1221)        NORTH FORK
-VELVET FINISH 28-4441       17  16  0   83  STEEL AND SILK (1268)      MORYA
 SKIN PEELER 73-5716         16   3  1   82  BLACKMAIL (1264)           ERINIKA
 OLIANDER 7-5911             19   9  2   81  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 TUNDRA 45-4280              18  13  1   78  ARCTIC WASTES (1256)       STORMCROWE
 DORINE EAGEL 71-6232        23   9  0   77  THE ZOO (1255)             KYR'TERR
 BENITO CHATTE 71-6184       22  35  1   77  THE ZOO (1255)             KYR'TERR
 GAFFER SMITH 73-5791        20  13  0   77  BAD APPLES (1265)          ERINIKA
 ARAGANT 4-6220              35  24  0   74  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365        34  26  0   71  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 AMELIA 28-3417              26  17  1   70  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-BRUTUS 81-616               18  14  0   68  WARMASTERS (1254)          SHADOWSPIRE
 SRAN3E 28-4382              17  12  0   67  PHANTACITY (1252)          MORYA
 SCANDALF 4-6219             28  34  0   66  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
 GIMLET 4-6218               24  37  2   63  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
-SNOW WHITE 11-7010          17  11  0   62  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
 FOLMOR GRIGG 47-4501        21  41  0   60  THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (1262)    NORTH FORK
-RAIN MUN 14-4561            18   3  1   58  ALL THE MUN'S MEN (1270)   TOBIR
 MESSY MONGREL 71-1896       14  13  0   57  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 EVALON ELKHORN 50-3553      24  18  3   55  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
-STINGING NETTLE 16-5774     15   9  1   55  MAXIMUM RESULTS (420)      WILLAF
-SCARLET ROSE 28-4440        15  19  0   53  STEEL AND SILK (1268)      MORYA
 LEGALASS 4-6217             28  33  1   52  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
 ROCK GLAS HUT FUN 8-4851    18  12  3   52  ORCISH IDIOMS (1266)       ARKERS
-TANK 46-4054                15   6  1   52  FANDILS (220)              ARDIVENT
 NERVE RAKER 21-1874         19  14  1   50  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
CHUCK NORRIS 71-993       20  12  1 BIG BAD BRAWLERS 459   DISCO QUEEN 47-1992       208

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Mr. Crip -- You have a new name.  THE DOMINATOR!  If it hadn't been for Slugbait and
us, you would have held all ten stylemasters.  What domination!  This is a call to
arms of all Crysalis Creatures.  We must break the monopoly of Crip's Creations.  The
challenge is before us. -- The Consortium Elders

Velvet Finish and Michael E -- Welcome to Crysalis, a great place. -- Us
Consortiumites

Crip and His Crap -- I have given up The Corporate World.  I fight less and golf
more. -- The Consortium

     Sounds like a good plan to me.

Hari-Kari -- Those were very kind and nice words about me in your Column.  I didn't
deserve any of it! -- Daniel Webster (previously thinking Hari-Kari was the devil)

Tundra -- Thank the gods you were cold and I was nuclear propelled! -- Yellow
Submarine

Scandalf -- Thank you for the tussle.  I needed the diversion.  Was it good for you?
-- Violent Violet

Aragant -- Ho hum.  Was 25 all you could go?  Next time takes those bricks out of
your pockets. -- Smirk (smirking)

LAND OF FLUSH slimly lost to VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 4 minute brutal bout.  Uh,
what is this?  Throwing bouts now, Crip. -- The Consortium Scribe (laughing in her
beer)

Jack V -- I salute you as my better. -- Daniel Webster

Blue Blood -- Oh, my.  That was NOT a ukulele you used on me, you cute little nasty
thing!  I feel like I tip-toed through the tulips. -- Tiny Tim

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Flower Girls, current defending champions. -- Lady Fern and All The Consortium

Bloodbath -- Egads, I guess that's why I still get to fight in the ADM tourney. --
Grolsch

Daniel Webster -- Hmmm, on back to back turns I feed humble pie to the Devil's
Advocate, and then to you. -- Jack Valtraeds

Weinermun -- Don't worry, I get to stick around here for another cycle. -- Boarish
Yeltsin

Devil's Advocate -- It's a rare day I find a TP that I don't like. -- Primus

Black Flag -- Meet my Greatsword.  There are those out there that say its a lousy
weapon. -- Dutch Treat

Chuck Norris -- Your hands are too quick for me, that's why I prefer football. --
Totti

Nine people fighting out of our guildhouse?  It's too much.  If the clerks at the
Commission don't lose the paperwork, we're going to be cutting back to just
gladiators from the Dodge Bullets team. -- Jorja

Thelonius -- Ah, love that music.  It's worth the loss.  Would you consider coming
around to the hanger later and playing a little?  We've got a great new batch of
smash. -- Amelia

Puppy on Patrol -- Bad Dog!  Those were my GOOD pants you bit holes in, and I'll take
it out of your HIDE, you wretched mutt!  If you think I'm some stupid dog-lover like
so many of my teammates, you are mistaken. -- Hawthorn

Oh, no!  Struck down by an Evil Inputter!  The horror, the shame! -- Young Joan

Floyd?  What's the deal here?  Why are we fighting standbys?  Not that I have
anything personal against Floyd, except that he's a pipsqueak, and he can't help
that.  But it's so low-class to fight standbys. -- Billy Lilly

Sran3e -- Damn, it's got to be the trick name, right?  If you had an ordinary name,

you'd just be a lot easier to take.  Of course, part of it is probably also my style,
which I'm told doesn't do well on the Isle--dirty pool there somewhere, I have no
doubt.  Whatever.  Good fight, if you could call it a fight. -- Benito Chatte

Unholy Terror -- Okay, so?  I mean, I wouldn't expect HOLY terror in the arena
anyway.  But let's hear some appropriate threats or something.  Tell me how you're
going to make me into apple pie or something. -- Gaffer Smith

Balliol Blackmoon -- I'm not a dragon, so how could you bane me?  Not that I'm going
to care if I get retired today, which I hope I will.  Ah, good fight?  For you,
anyway. -- Folmor Grigg

Velvet Finish -- It's always a pleasure, well, often a pleasure to see a newcomer to
the Isle "making good."  Especially a fellow Moryan.  I salute you, ma'am. -- Ghost
Dancer

Nerve Raker -- Ah, so good of you to come out of retirement just to give me a win. 
Wins are always good to have, and taking them from a young hotshot makes them even
sweeter. -- Desperado

Ardane -- I wasn't looking for "any kind of picnic."  I was looking for retirement
with honor.  And what do I get?  Young hotshots.  Bah. -- Gaffer Smith

     This is what happens to gladiators.  Live with it.

Cantex -- There's a lot of that going around. -- Desperado

Michael Eldritch -- If you need "filling in," come around the hannger after sunset
and we'll fill you with smash.  It's a good batch, if I say it myself:  We've got
early strawberries in it. -- Amelia and the Dodge Bullets crew
P.S.  Fill you in on what?

Grolsch -- I don't mind if you spill a little beer, but I like to spill Blood. --
Bloodbath

Tiny Tim -- Is my blood a bit to rich for you. -- Blue Blood

Boarish Yeltsin -- I thought that you Russians liked that beet soup what is it
called.  Anyways I guess it is hot dogs for you tonight. -- Weinermun

Primus -- I really hope that you go up to Primus it might make things easier for me.
-- Devil's Advocate

Cannonball -- That's right you came out of nowhere and kicked my butt. -- Mosgiel

Evalon Elkhorn -- How is your neck?  Are you able to talk yet? -- Skin Peeler

Welcome to all the new teams.  Hope you enjoy your selfs. -- The Mun

Crip -- Yes, I do talk, just not as much as I should.  Sometimes it is not easy.
Real live working 55 to 60 hours a week also having 2 kids and one on the way.  Time
is hard to come by.  But I will try to do better. -- The Mun

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HARI-KARI devastated BLUE BLOOD in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
BOARISH YELTSIN handily defeated BLOODBATH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
STIGMA OF STUPID was devastated by NEWT GINGRICH in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
CHUCK NORRIS was dealt death by DISCO QUEEN in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
TOTTI vanquished HUNTSMAN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
GREENSLEEVES devastated PUPPY ON PATROL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
RUBBER KNIFE was viciously subdued by MOSGIEL in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
VAMPIRE overpowered UNHOLY TERROR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
OLIANDER overpowered GIMLET in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ANVIL IRONFIST luckily beat TUNDRA in a exciting 6 minute bloody Challenge match.
THELONIUS handily defeated CRIMSON MIST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
NERVE RAKER was demolished by GAFFER SMITH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON handily defeated SRAN3E in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
RUBBER KNIFE defeated GOJIRO in a action packed 2 minute struggle.
PRIMUS overcame WEINERMUN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
DUTCH TREAT devastated VERMICIOUS KNID in a exciting 5 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
DAIRY QUEEN overpowered DEVIL'S ADVOCATE in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.
KING UVDAHELL devastated THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
JACK VALTRAEDS was subdued by VERMICIOUS KNID in a action packed 6 minute bout.
SITS ON HIS DUFF was handily defeated by GOJIRO in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
GROLSCH defeated TELGOR in a action packed 2 minute brutal fight.
LAND OF FLUSH savagely defeated BLACK FLAG in a popular 8 minute gory duel.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE demolished IMPRISONED SPY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
BULL FROG was viciously subdued by DON FRANCIS in a action packed 4 minute bout.
PHILLIP THE BIRD handily defeated BILLY LILLY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GERRICK GRIMM overpowered HAWTHORN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SERB SMASHER was handily defeated by YOUNG JOAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SAMURAI STRIKER savagely defeated ROXANNE DE'MORRE in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
MALUS S'PROUT savagely defeated SCANDALF in a action packed 1 minute brutal bout.
SKIN PEELER was unbelievably bested by ZIGGY WOLFSBANE in a popular 4 minute duel.
DORINE EAGEL subdued ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute match.
BENITO CHATTE devastated ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MESSY MONGREL was savagely defeated by DESPERADO in a exciting 1 minute bloody match.
VIOLENT VIOLET demolished EVALON ELKHORN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RED DRAGON overpowered AMELIA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
FOLMOR GRIGG was subdued by SMIRK in a action packed 4 minute competition.
GHOST DANCER overpowered LEGALASS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ROCK GLAS HUT FUN was viciously subdued by ARAGANT in a crowd pleasing 7 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   1 -  1      75  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         AIMED BLOW        30 -  16 -  0      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         SLASHING ATTACK   51 -  35 -  1      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         TOTAL PARRY       48 -  36 -  1      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     20 -  15 -  1      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         WALL OF STEEL     46 -  36 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  16 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    42 -  49 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  15 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  31 -  0      40  |

Turn 208 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  7         3  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  3                                       2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  4                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW         3 -  3                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          35   5  0  306 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
SLASHING ATTACK  BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109     83  47  2  330 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
WALL OF STEEL    DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685        91  47  3  308 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-STRIKE     DISCO QUEEN 47-1992        51  24  2  284 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
LUNGING ATTACK   KING UVDAHELL 47-1643      62  33  1  237 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
TOTAL PARRY      DUTCH TREAT 26-1841       119  38  2  232 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373      24  15  0  208 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)
STRIKING ATTACK  STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948   37  23  1  207 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407     122  74  2  198 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
BASHING ATTACK   TOTTI 17-5991              24  11  2  168 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)

The overall popularity leader is JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was TUNDRA 45-4280.  The ten other most popular fighters were JACK 
VALTRAEDS 47-407, MOSGIEL 14-3836, DUTCH TREAT 26-1841, LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373, SKIN 
PEELER 73-5716, BLACK FLAG 82--19490, BULL FROG 73-4547, ROCK GLAS HUT FUN 8-4851, 
BLUE BLOOD 73-3657, and HARI-KARI 73-3049.

The least popular fighter this week was LEGALASS 4-6217.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were EVALON ELKHORN 50-3553, HAWTHORN 73-5794, BILLY LILLY 28-3416, SRAN3E 
28-4382, CRIMSON MIST 8-5047, UNHOLY TERROR 8-5051, PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613, SMIRK 
39-3606, MESSY MONGREL 71-1896, and SCANDALF 4-6219.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  3 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  3 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         3  4 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       4  2 1  ERINIKA(73)          3  5 0  
SUNSET(21)           4  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          2  1 0  
MORYA(28)            3  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARAGANT 4-6220              35  24  0   74  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
 BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109      83  47  2  330  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837             24   6  0  139  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 UNHOLY TERROR 8-5051        18  14  3   90  BLOOD RITES (1253)         ARKERS
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       24  15  0  208  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 MOSGIEL 14-3836             34  21  2  173  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 TOTTI 17-5991               24  11  2  168  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 PRIMUS 21-4975              67  17  0  253  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        119  38  2  232  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 BILLY LILLY 28-3416         29  30  1  145  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 DON FRANCIS 30-4619         23   8  0  176  LENPROS (189)              IAYE
 STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948    37  23  1  207  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
 WEINERMUN 37-2635           65  67  3  210  ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219)    SIBIKHAS
 SMIRK 39-3606               29  10  0   84  CHEAP SHOTS (1160)         XOCHITHLAN
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    18  13  1  182  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 TUNDRA 45-4280              18  13  1   78  ARCTIC WASTES (1256)       STORMCROWE
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         91  47  3  308  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530       22  30  1  129  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 VIOLENT VIOLET 52-3308      17   3  0   91  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038        54  44  1  150  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546        29   7  2  220  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     29  18  1  182  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
 BLOODBATH 60-704            75  63  2  199  BASKET WEAVING 101 (225)   ARADI
 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666    19  11  0  202  BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239)  FIREHOLD
 CHUCK NORRIS 71-993         20  12  1  190  BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459)     KYR'TERR
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           35   5  0  306  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614    19  11  0   89  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BLACK FLAG 82--19490        35  22  3  180  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG