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Date : 08/11/2009 Duedate: 09/07/2009
CRYSALIS
DM-106 TURN-212
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 REAL BEER 21/859 2143 1031 30 67.5 ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/219
USELESS TOOLS 57/1249 INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 PAUL'Z PHARTZ 65/985
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871 COMMON JOE'S 35/509
ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826 KIWI CONNECTION 13/747
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808
CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248 THE FAMILY TREE 20/717
HANGOVERS 59/955 7 BLOOD RITES 8/1253 40 44 0 47.6
THE BULLS 73/255 TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 ARCTIC WASTES 45/1256
USELESS TOOLS 54/552 8 SENTINELS 7/1202 35 44 0 44.3
CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
2 LENPROS 30/189 326 167 1 66.1 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
COLOR TUNES 82/1235 PHANTOM REGIMENT 45/1279
MAGIC ARTISTS 78/1218 9-CONSANGUINEOU 8/1276 3 4 0 42.9
THE WEAPONS 82/1261 10 THE STORMBRIN 31/553 32 47 0 40.5
FELINES 82/1242 11 PHANTACITY 28/1252 38 60 0 38.8
CRAZY CREEPS 60/363 BIG BAD BRAWLERS 71/459
LAND OF OZ 47/28 DOGS OF WAR 71/418
FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 12 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041 32 51 2 38.6
GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577 13 DODGE BULLETS 28/867 428 747 4 36.4
CHEAP SHOTS 39/1160 14 GWAR 70/1213 20 39 1 33.9
DARK TOADS 04V 82/1244 D.R.I. 21/1209
COLORIFIC 48/815 WHO DA MAN? 12/1200
3 DREAM PARK 9/1036 42 24 0 63.6 FEAR FACTORY IV 70/1212
4 ORCISH IDIOMS 8/1266 103 80 1 56.3 GWAR 77/1215
UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881 FEAR FACTORY III 82/1217
5 THE STORMGUAR 31/192 91 93 1 49.5 DEADLY RAGE II 72/1214
6 BLACKMAIL 73/1264 582 619 7 48.5 FEAR FACTORY 61/1211
KIWI CONNECTION 39/1277 FEAR FACTORY 78/1216
BASKET WEAVING 101 60/225 15-CHAOTIX BEAS 47/1269 6 12 0 33.3
BLACK & BLUE 73/1090 16 THE SHALLOWSH 4/1206 13 34 0 27.7
BLOOD 4 THE MASSES 68/1239
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WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 312): PEARL HARBOR of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 309): CASH MEALS of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 307): ULTHAR STORMHELM of THE STORMBRINGERS (High Lord Bosk)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 562): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 284): MERCY FOR NONE of PACIS EX NEX (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 279): MOTHER TERESA of OLD HABITS (Soultaker, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 265): C.H.S. of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 259): IRMINSUL of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 249): NO-STICK TAPE of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 237): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 213): MERCURY SABLE of OUT OF THIS WORLD (?, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 213): BADGER of RUSSIAN BIRDS (?, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 214): DEATH SUCKS of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 312): Z GLADIATORS (Mr. Z, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 309): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 307): WAR (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 262): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 284): MIKES HEROES (Mike?, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 279): THE OPERA (Manager, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 264): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 259): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 249): STREET-SOLDIERS (Darkface, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 237): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 213): OUT OF THIS WORLD, (?, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 213): BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 214): SUPERSTARS (?, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 312): PEARL HARBOR of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
(turn 311): ZIP of Z GLADIATORZ (Mr. Z, mgr.)
CONUNDRUM of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 308): YAU (DARKFACE) of ZULU NATION (Zulu, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 261): DEELA ELLIS of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 283): JACOB MARLEY of PHANTOM REGIMENT (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 279): CHINA MILKMAID of LAND OF OZ (Oz the Successful, mgr.)
IVAN POISY of SPOONERTICS (Spawn, mgr.)
MADAME BUTTERFLY of THE OPERA (Manager, mgr.)
(turn 278): LURKING FEAR of ABYSMAL RITES (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 265): C.H.S. of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
(turn 264): ON MY WAY of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DOMJON of DRUID'S GROVE (Armalias Skyhawk, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 249): NO-STICK TAPE of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
(turn 248): RUBBER BULLET of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
A.O. HELL of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, we had a splendid set of fights here, but the printer's devil is panting
at the door, and I'd better be quick about things.
Gleaned from Zontani's notes: Gerrick Grim may have gotten the most points of
recognition for defeating Huntsman: fifty points. Huntsman lost thirty-nine at the
same time.
Flower Girls avoided Way to Go! II, which I thought was something the Flower
Girls never did--avoid people. Must be a special case.
Don Francis seems to have gotten the most challenges.
We had FORTY-THREE fights, with only four standbys. Twelve challenge matches,
none of them TV. The longest fight, a true Crysalis match, was fifty-four minutes.
And I seem to see notes of deaths occurring.
Okay, I'm not going to have time to talk about all the fights, which is a damned
shame. But I'll give you the challenge matches, the longest fight if it isn't one of
them, and any deaths I happen to notice.
A couple of deaths on random matches:
SKIN PEELER (73-5716) (18-4-1,94) of BLACKMAIL fought DR. DREAM (21-1709) (24-
13-0,69) of NOMADIC TRIBE. SKIN PEELER executed DR. DREAM in a 1 minute gruesome
one-sided fight. The Infirmary crew were upset, for some reason, to receive a
skinned corpse for revival. I guess it's harder. Or messier, maybe. And definitely
more expensive. Everything is more expensive these days.
MORTIFICATION (61-2333) (52-44-4,189) of FEAR FACTORY fought ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL (106-28) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. MORTIFICATION was savagely
slain by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in an exciting 4 minute match. People make jokes about
arenamasters on the Isle being "easier." But it's best not to make those jokes in
the hearing of an arenamaster.
The longest fight:
DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (53-25-2,215) of ROYAL FLUSH fought RIDDLER (61-1856) (73-
59-1,198) of FEAR FACTORY. DISCO QUEEN savagely defeated RIDDLER in a unpopular 54
minute gory conflict. I don't know why this was so unpopular. The music was a bit
loud, but the dancing was something to see.
The challenges:
OPASAN (28-4381) (18-17-1,64) of PHANTACITY challenged BALLIOL BLACKMOON (81-
614) (20-13-0,72) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. Up 8. OPASAN demolished BALLIOL BLACKMOON in
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. And yet the moon wanes anyway.
SMIRK (39-3606) (30-10-0,96) of CHEAP SHOTS challenged TUNDRA (45-4280) (20-14-
1,116) of ARCTIC WASTES. Up 20. SMIRK luckily beat TUNDRA in a crowd pleasing 9
minute bloody Challenge competition. I don't think it was luck, I think it was a
deep and dirty strategy involving rousing Tundra to a frenzy with that maddening
smirk and then taking advantage.
NERVE RAKER (21-1874) (22-14-1,100) of NOMADIC TRIBE challenged MIKE TYSON (71-
360) (25-10-1,105) of BIG BAD BRAWLERS. Up 5. NERVE RAKER was unbelievably bested
by MIKE TYSON in a 4 minute Challenge bout. Nerve Raker believes it.
OLIANDER (7-5911) (21-10-2,113) of SENTINELS challenged REAGANOMICS (21-6182)
(23-12-1,130) of D.R.I. Up 17. OLIANDER was vanquished by REAGANOMICS in a popular
1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. Ah, well, there's always smash.
SRAN3E (28-4382) (19-13-0,102) of PHANTACITY challenged THELONIUS (21-6631) (24-
4-1,132) of NOMADIC TRIBE. Up 30. SRAN3E viciously subdued THELONIUS in an action
packed 2 minute gory Challenge duel. Probably something subtle here.
UNZOE THE SHAMAN (31-4940) (31-16-0,147) of THE STORMGUARDS challenged
NECROMANCER (78-2520) (24-4-1,147) of MAGIC ARTISTS. Straight across. UNZOE THE
SHAMAN overpowered NECROMANCER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee. I've heard that
shamans and necromancers don't get alone.
SERB SMASHER (71-1393) (21-15-2,122) of DOGS OF WAR challenged DON FRANCIS (30-
4619) (23-9-0,180) of LENPROS. Up 58. SERB SMASHER beat DON FRANCIS in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl. The truth comes out: Don Francis is a serb! Or
maybe it's ab serb?
PUPPY ON PATROL (71-1613) (23-18-0,152) of DOGS OF WAR challenged DEVIL'S
ADVOCATE (68-4666) (20-13-1,205) of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES. Up 53. PUPPY ON PATROL was
viciously subdued by DEVIL'S ADVOCATE in a 2 minute duel. I guess devils don't like
pups. Too bad.
PRINCE OF AR (31-3625) (17-21-1,187) of THE STORMBRINGERS challenged STIGMA OF
STUPID (31-4948) (38-25-1,215) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS. Up 28. PRINCE OF AR was
overpowered by STIGMA OF STUPID in a 1 minute Challenge match. If he's stupid and he
wins, he ain't stupid.
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS (16-4331) (39-12-0,197) of GOLDEN GLADIATORS challenged
DUNEDIN (14-3703) (35-57-0,206) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS. Up 9. FIVE GOLDEN RINGS
unbelievably bested DUNEDIN in a 6 minute Challenge brawl. I know it's trite, but
what else can I say: Five fought rings around Dunedin.
RAVISHING REDBUD (52-3197) (40-16-0,215) of FLOWER GIRLS challenged BLUE BLOOD
(73-3657) (30-19-1,241) of BLACK & BLUE. Up 26. RAVISHING REDBUD outlasted BLUE
BLOOD in an exciting 8 minute gory Challenge melee. A mere eight minutes, that's
NOTHING>
For the title:
WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (47-15-1,219) of FLOWER GIRLS challenged BLOODBATH
(60-704) (78-63-2,274) of BASKET WEAVING 101. Up 55. WHACKING WILLOW was viciously
subdued by BLOODBATH in a 4 minute Challenge Title fight. A good try, Willow, but
not good enough. Our congratulations to Bloodbath. Remember to rinse with cold
water.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLOODBATH 60-704 79 63 2 298 BASKET WEAVING 101 (225) ARADI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRIMUS 21-4975 71 17 0 296 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 125 75 2 246 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
WEINERMUN 37-2635 68 68 3 241 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) SIBIKHAS
3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 42 55 3 236 GWAR (1213) SENTERN
RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 41 16 0 229 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 54 25 2 223 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 39 25 1 222 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL
-PAUL 35-2349 40 42 2 218 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
GROLSCH 21-5029 64 13 4 214 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
-BLOODY SKIN 20-1986 41 38 1 214 THE FAMILY TREE (717) SEAM
PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 47 34 1 212 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 64 35 1 211 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
TINY TIM 60-6042 32 11 1 211 CRAZY CREEPS (363) ARADI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 86 48 2 210 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
HARI-KARI 73-3049 38 6 0 210 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
MAD CAT 7-2965 60 46 6 209 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
-TAOS 26-4042 26 13 1 209 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
BLACK FLAG 82--19490 37 24 3 208 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 40 12 0 207 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 21 13 1 207 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 36 29 0 205 FEAR FACTORY III (1217) DWES EG
TOTTI 17-5991 26 13 2 205 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 73 48 6 204 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-PAT 35-2292 48 53 2 204 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
BLUE BLOOD 73-3657 30 20 1 204 BLACK & BLUE (1090) ERINIKA
DUNEDIN 14-3703 35 58 0 203 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
-HOPE 20-2555 34 34 1 202 THE FAMILY TREE (717) SEAM
-SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 30 18 1 202 HANGOVERS (955) ILLIS
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 47 16 1 200 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
-LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 25 16 0 199 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
TABBY 82-29373 19 8 0 199 FELINES (1242) DWES EG
RIDDLER 61-1856 73 60 1 198 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
-ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809 22 12 1 197 COLORIFIC (815) CAER
-AVONSIDE 13-3927 39 56 1 196 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS
-MAD AGENT #1 7-2964 46 41 4 194 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
-RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 30 8 2 190 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
-CHUCK NORRIS 71-993 21 14 1 190 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 50 36 0 189 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212) SENTERN
MORTIFICATION 61-2333 52 45 4 188 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
PRINCE OF AR 31-3625 17 22 1 184 THE STORMBRINGERS (553) CHIMLEVTAL
-BULL FROG 73-4547 28 10 0 181 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PERSEUS 72-1612 58 41 1 180 DEADLY RAGE II (1214) DRAGONHEAD
KIMO 70-6089 40 45 4 180 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212) SENTERN
MARILYN MANSON 61-1993 40 33 2 180 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 38 39 1 180 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
MOSGIEL 14-3836 36 23 2 180 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
COERCE 78-1577 33 30 1 180 FEAR FACTORY (1216) LIN TIRIAN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273 39 37 4 173 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 49 55 2 172 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH
-RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 56 44 1 171 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530 23 33 1 170 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 18 15 1 169 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940 32 16 0 167 THE STORMGUARDS (192) CHIMLEVTAL
-AB DESTINED 4 THE 65-1154 16 10 2 166 PAUL'Z PHARTZ (985) DAL SHANG
SERB SMASHER 71-1393 22 15 2 164 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613 23 19 0 162 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 50 55 2 157 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH
-GREENSLEEVES 82--19533 16 4 1 155 COLOR TUNES (1235) DWES EG
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 35 37 1 153 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
-LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487 29 21 2 152 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DON FRANCIS 30-4619 23 10 0 148 LENPROS (189) IAYE
MUDVAYNE 61-3039 28 26 0 143 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 24 12 1 143 D.R.I. (1209) SUNSET
NECROMANCER 78-2520 24 5 1 141 MAGIC ARTISTS (1218) LIN TIRIAN
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 26 8 0 139 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-VAMPIRE 82-29366 12 1 0 134 DARK TOADS 04V (1244) DWES EG
SKIN PEELER 73-5716 19 4 2 133 BLACKMAIL (1264) ERINIKA
SRAN3E 28-4382 20 13 0 132 PHANTACITY (1252) MORYA
CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 31 38 4 130 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 39 35 0 127 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
SAMURAI STRIKER 71-62 22 25 1 122 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
THELONIUS 21-6631 24 5 1 117 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
-JAVELIN 82--32302 10 5 0 115 THE WEAPONS (1261) DWES EG
SMIRK 39-3606 31 10 0 114 CHEAP SHOTS (1160) XOCHITHLAN
MIKE TYSON 71-360 26 10 1 114 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR
OLIANDER 7-5911 21 11 2 110 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
BILLY LILLY 28-3416 29 34 1 109 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
TUNDRA 45-4280 20 15 1 109 ARCTIC WASTES (1256) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SCANDALF 4-6219 30 36 0 100 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
NERVE RAKER 21-1874 22 15 1 100 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
-PUPPY LOVE 11-7026 29 12 0 99 BULLDOGS (174) ARUAK CITY
NIKKO 47-6385 17 3 1 99 LAND OF OZ (28) NORTH FORK
-MESSY MONGREL 71-1896 16 14 0 99 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
-VIOLENT VIOLET 52-3308 18 4 0 98 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
ROCK GLAS HUT FUN 8-4851 20 14 3 96 ORCISH IDIOMS (1266) ARKERS
-D'URVILLE 39-3800 18 4 1 93 KIWI CONNECTION (1277) XOCHITHLAN
AMELIA 28-3417 29 18 1 91 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GHOST DANCER 28-3365 38 26 0 90 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
-ZINGER 8-4890 27 9 0 90 Z GLADIATORZ (1128) ARKERS
CRIMSON MIST 8-5047 24 12 1 86 BLOOD RITES (1253) ARKERS
-ZIGGY WOLFSBANE 21-6432 24 17 0 85 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
DESPERADO 28-1152 37 37 1 83 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
OPASAN 28-4381 19 17 1 82 PHANTACITY (1252) MORYA
LOSING IS FUN 12-6330 22 14 1 81 WHO DA MAN? (1200) RIZTAB
-LAST CALL 47-5606 22 14 1 81 INDIFFERENCE (1221) NORTH FORK
-SHADOWCAT HAMMER 45-3961 19 24 0 81 MUTANT HAMMERZ (1246) STORMCROWE
-RED DRAGON 47-5585 21 10 0 80 CHAOTIX BEASTS (1269) NORTH FORK
ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84 28 8 0 79 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
-ULLRICH BLADESONG 21-6645 22 10 3 79 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
DOMJON 50-3554 23 23 3 76 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
-BUTTER BURRO 11-7062 24 3 0 75 ANIMAL FARM (1095) ARUAK CITY
ARAGANT 4-6220 36 27 0 74 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
LEGALASS 4-6217 30 35 1 74 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
EVALON ELKHORN 50-3553 26 20 3 74 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BOB'S COMIC COLLEC 47-5658 20 13 0 73 THINGS I DROOL IN (1233) NORTH FORK
UNHOLY TERROR 8-5051 19 17 3 72 BLOOD RITES (1253) ARKERS
GWEN RYDER 9-4867 23 11 0 70 DREAM PARK (1036) ZUKAL
DR. DREAM 21-1709 24 14 0 69 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
-LURKING FEAR 47-1755 19 11 0 68 ABYSMAL RITES (1281) NORTH FORK
-ZIP 8-4383 19 11 0 68 Z GLADIATORZ (1128) ARKERS
BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 20 14 0 59 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
-MAYOR MCLAY 30-4784 17 6 2 59 LENPROS (189) IAYE
-DEELA ELLIS 39-3796 15 14 0 59 THE MIDDLE WAY (946) XOCHITHLAN
-JACOB MARLEY 45-4351 16 5 1 54 PHANTOM REGIMENT (1279) STORMCROWE
-WILHELM 81-770 15 8 1 54 WARMASTERS (1254) SHADOWSPIRE
-YAU (DARKFACE) 28-4519 15 7 1 53 ZULU NATION (1280) MORYA
-ZENITH 8-5082 15 7 0 52 Z GLADIATORZ (1128) ARKERS
KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372 21 17 0 48 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
-CHOLERA 31-5984 14 6 0 48 PESTILENCE (1278) CHIMLEVTAL
GIMLET 4-6218 24 41 2 46 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
OBROJOBO 7-5869 14 9 1 39 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
MORTIFICATION 61-2333 52 45 4 FEAR FACTORY 1211 ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL 212
DR. DREAM 21-1709 24 14 0 NOMADIC TRIBE 1219 SKIN PEELER 73-5716 212
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Whole lotta fightin' going on in Crysalis this turn! A big salute to Managers one
and all. -- The Consortium
Riddler -- You mess with MY ukulele without my permission and you pay the price. --
Tiny Tim
Chuck Norris -- Where was your Christmas spirit? -- Greensleeves
Pat -- Well, we romped around in the sand on that one. I hope you had a good time.
Thanks for letting me finish on top in my favorite position. (wink) -- Ravishing
Redbud
Bloody Skin -- That was MY skin what got crushed! Well done. -- Orange Crush
Prince Of Ar -- Meow. -- Tabby
Dunedin -- Did you like the whack? I love that big tool of yours! (wink) Don't be
so nice next time and we can have a really delicious romp at it. -- Whacking Willow
Crimson Mist -- Beware the king of the flying monkeys--and the ides of March. --
Nikko
The Mun -- Does Crip look beat down to you? It can be such a cruel world out there.
Do you think he is sad without the Duelmaster? -- The Consortium
Cannibal Corpse -- I have never done it with one of your kind! Wow! What a rush. --
Violent Violet
Hari-Kari -- I think I need to quit performing in the dope show. -- Marilyn Manson
Violent Violet -- I was hoping the healers were going to leave you on the sands to
die, I could have used a little post match meal. -- Cannibal Corpse
Avonside -- It was all over after I decided to get a better look at the sand. Nice
quality of sand here in Crysalis by the way. -- Nine Inch Nail
Nothing but the best. Glad you like it. -- Ketchum
Puppy On Patrol -- Hair of the dog, hair of the dog. -- Mudvayne
Evalon Elkhorn -- See how much fun that was for you to lose!! -- Losing Is Fun
Legalass -- Yes!!! I'm holding down the bottom spot in this arena. Somebody has to
be the anchor around here. -- Kjarran's Hammer
This is true, and everyone appreicates your selfless devotion.
Stigma of Stupid -- Two shots!! I'm not supposed to go down after 2 shots!!! Four
Shots, yes, 3 shots maybe, but definitely not 2. -- Perseus
Think of it as breaking new ground.
Primus -- Eighteen minutes of dancing. Around and round. Good times had by all. --
Mayla Tyl Crena
Unzoe the Shaman -- Ahhhh, the classic PS vs PR matchup. Too bad we don't see too
many of them anymore. -- Reaganomics
Mad Agent #1 -- Are you crazy mad or more like a mad scientist? Or maybe a mad mad
scientist. -- Flattus Maximus
Billy Lilly -- You might be able to dodge bullets, but the shortsword was too much
for ya. -- Knuckle Jaw
Fighter Ace -- That probably felt like you had 5 or 6 fists flying around your head
in that fight. But alas it was just the normal 3 fists. -- 3 Fisted Rat Boy
Paul -- I was the one mortified after that performance. -- Mortification
Black Flag -- You got taken out by a dagger!!! At least that gave me the title of
best TP in the arena!! -- Retrovirus
Blue Blood -- They say my blood is blue on the inside but it sure looked red when it
was pouring down my chest. -- Pungent Stench
Tiny Tim -- We had on the same armor and weapons. Then we stood and stared at each
other for 25 minutes. More good times had by all. -- Riddler
Crysalis -- Remember, for the regional rumble, a max of two warriors per manager,
and you can only represent 1 region. The duelmaster and each of the stylemasters are
given the option of participating, plus two more "wildcard" entries for a maximum
roster of 13. If a stylemaster doesn't participate, we can replace him with the next
highest ranked warrior of that style (provided that manager has <2 participants
already) So far I've had indications of interest from myself, Consortium, Mun,
Slugbait (I think so anyway), Wretch, and the Icelord (sorry, I can never remember
who is Stormguards and who is Stormbringers). If there's anyone else that wants to
paticipate, please get in touch with me. - Crip, mgr of Royal Flush et al
Mgr of Fear Factory et al. -- If interested in participating in the regional rumble,
please get in touch with Crip, who can be reached via
garth(underscore)werner(at)hotmail.com.
Consortium -- Prior to Fear Factory arriving last turn, here's what I was thinking
about our entries by each style. I tried to pick what I think our our top 3 entries
for each style. But Obviously Mun & I have too many warriors that I consider the
strongest among the styles.
AB - Hari-Kari (Crip), Bloody Skin (Mun), Puppy on Patrol (mgr ?)
BA - Mad Cat (Mun), Orange Crush (Consortium), Totti (Crip)
LU - Fighter Ace (Crip), Blue Blood (Mun), King Uvdahell (Crip)
PL - Opasan (Mgr ?), Legalass (Mgr ?), Land of FLush (Crip)
PS - Prince of Ar (RTR?), Unzoe The SHaman (Icelord), Disco Queen (Crip)
PR - Jack Valtraeds (Crip), Roxanne De'More (Armalias?)
ST - Stigma of Stupid (Slugbait), Mad Agent #1 (Mun), Necromancer (Consortium)
SL - Boarish Yeltsin (Crip), Weinermun (Mun), Paul (Mun)
TP - Whacking Willow (Consortium), Ravishing Redbud (Consortium), Black Flack
(Wretch)
WS - Bloodbath (Mun), Primus (Crip), Grolsch (Crip)
So I could see Puppy on Patrol being our AB, even though Hari-Kari and Bloody Skin
are stronger representatives. Getting 13 warriors to participate will be key.
Similarly, Roxanne would be favoured over Jack V. for the Ripper style. I need to
hear from each manager as to which of their warriors they prefer to be represented.
-- Crip
P.S. Of course, Fear Factory et al give us a bunch of additional warriors to choose
from in the upper ranks.
Cryalis -- Apologies for the lack of personals last turn and this one. Attending the
FtF and then moving/changing jobs this month have messed up my schedule. -- Crip
Whacking Willow -- You know, I never liked trees that much. -- Dunedin
Boarish Yeltsin -- I think you had too much to drink before you made that Challenge.
-- Bloodbath
the Consortium -- Just 3 Turns ago Crip had 9 out of 10 style masters. Now after 2
turns of running all my Muns here in Crysalis. Now last turn I had 6 out of 10 style
masters. It just shows you what you can do with the good Muns and some money. -- the
Mun
Oliander -- Well, I suppose that just proves how good my smash is, doesn't it? --
Amelia
P.S. Maybe I should get a beach to go behind the hanger, and put up a little cabana.
Guests could fly in.
Knuckle Jaw -- Ouch. It'll be a while before I eat corn on the cob again! -- Billy
Lilly
Gerrick Grimm -- There are times when grimness is not appropriate. -- Young Joan
Sran3e -- Your name is enough to drive me to desperation. My fingers don't like it.
-- Desperado
Gimlet -- A fine fight, and now come join us at the back of Amelia's hanger for some
smash, eh? It's a good batch. -- Ghost Dancer
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WHACKING WILLOW was viciously subdued by BLOODBATH in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
RAVISHING REDBUD outlasted BLUE BLOOD in a exciting 8 minute gory Challenge melee.
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS unbelievably bested DUNEDIN in a 6 minute Challenge brawl.
PRINCE OF AR was overpowered by STIGMA OF STUPID in a 1 minute Challenge match.
PUPPY ON PATROL was viciously subdued by DEVIL'S ADVOCATE in a 2 minute duel.
SERB SMASHER beat DON FRANCIS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
UNZOE THE SHAMAN overpowered NECROMANCER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SRAN3E viciously subdued THELONIUS in a action packed 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
OLIANDER was vanquished by REAGANOMICS in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
NERVE RAKER was unbelievably bested by MIKE TYSON in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
SMIRK luckily beat TUNDRA in a crowd pleasing 9 minute bloody Challenge competition.
OPASAN demolished BALLIOL BLACKMOON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DISCO QUEEN savagely defeated RIDDLER in a unpopular 54 minute gory conflict.
JACK VALTRAEDS viciously subdued MAD CAT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome bout.
PRIMUS handily defeated MAYLA TYL CRENA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched bout.
WEINERMUN overpowered KIMO in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
RETROVIRUS was savagely defeated by TOTTI in a 2 minute bloody fight.
3 FISTED RAT BOY devastated RIRORNI COOK in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
TABBY was subdued by PUNGENT STENCH in a action packed 4 minute gruesome bout.
BLACK FLAG was overcome by GROLSCH in a popular 2 minute contest.
FIGHTER ACE demolished NINE INCH NAIL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
KING UVDAHELL savagely defeated PERSEUS in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
COERCE was demolished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BOARISH YELTSIN vanquished MARILYN MANSON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
TINY TIM beat KNUCKLE JAW in a action packed 6 minute brutal competition.
HARI-KARI narrowly defeated PROPANE TORCH in a action packed 4 minute gruesome fight.
MORTIFICATION was savagely slain by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a exciting 4 minute match.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS was overpowered by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PHILLIP THE BIRD was overcome by MOSGIEL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
HUNTSMAN was vanquished by GERRICK GRIMM in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
YOUNG JOAN subdued CANNIBAL CORPSE in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
SAMURAI STRIKER viciously subdued BILLY LILLY in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
MUDVAYNE viciously subdued ROXANNE DE'MORRE in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
LOSING IS FUN was overpowered by SCANDALF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NIKKO viciously subdued ARAGANT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome match.
SKIN PEELER executed DR. DREAM in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
DOMJON was vanquished by ROCK GLAS HUT FUN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ANVIL IRONFIST unbelievably bested UNHOLY TERROR in a 2 minute gory conflict.
KJARRAN'S HAMMER was devastated by GHOST DANCER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
EVALON ELKHORN handily defeated GIMLET in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
AMELIA beat LEGALASS in a exciting 1 minute fight.
DESPERADO overpowered OBROJOBO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GWEN RYDER was beaten by CRIMSON MIST in a popular 1 minute fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 14 SLASHING ATTACK 58 - 35 - 1 62 |
|WALL OF STEEL 12 STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 19 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 11 WALL OF STEEL 54 - 45 - 0 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 46 - 42 - 1 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 AIMED BLOW 28 - 26 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 17 - 18 - 0 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 14 - 0 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 LUNGING ATTACK 55 - 61 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 BASHING ATTACK 28 - 36 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 13 - 1 43 |
Turn 212 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 5 3 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 4 AIMED BLOW 2 - 5 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 6 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 7 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 4 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 6 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL BLOODBATH 60-704 79 63 2 298 BASKET WEAVING 101 (225)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 125 75 2 246 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
SLASHING ATTACK WEINERMUN 37-2635 68 68 3 241 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219)
STRIKING ATTACK 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 42 55 3 236 GWAR (1213)
TOTAL PARRY RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 41 16 0 229 FLOWER GIRLS (265)
PARRY-STRIKE DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 54 25 2 223 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
LUNGING ATTACK KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 64 35 1 211 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 38 6 0 210 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
BASHING ATTACK MAD CAT 7-2965 60 46 6 209 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
PARRY-LUNGE OPASAN 28-4381 19 17 1 82 PHANTACITY (1252)
The overall popularity leader is JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407. The most popular warrior
this turn was DUNEDIN 14-3703. The ten other most popular fighters were BLUE BLOOD
73-3657, TUNDRA 45-4280, BLOODBATH 60-704, TABBY 82-29373, KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129, NERVE
RAKER 21-1874, HARI-KARI 73-3049, KING UVDAHELL 47-1643, NIKKO 47-6385, and THELONIUS
21-6631.
The least popular fighter this week was DISCO QUEEN 47-1992. The other ten least
popular fighters were RIDDLER 61-1856, OBROJOBO 7-5869, DOMJON 50-3554, LOSING IS FUN
12-6330, COERCE 78-1577, BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614, OLIANDER 7-5911, PRINCE OF AR
31-3625, GWEN RYDER 9-4867, and LEGALASS 4-6217.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
JHELUM(4) 1 3 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 JURINE(61) 2 7 0
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 1 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 0 4 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 SENTERN(70) 1 2 0
ARKERS(8) 2 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 3 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 1 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 2 1 1
TOBIR(14) 1 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 5 0 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 2 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 2 2 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 2 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0
SUNSET(21) 3 3 0 ARADI(60) 2 0 0 DWES EG(82) 0 3 0
MORYA(28) 6 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SCANDALF 4-6219 30 36 0 100 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 86 48 2 210 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
MAD CAT 7-2965 60 46 6 209 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
ROCK GLAS HUT FUN 8-4851 20 14 3 96 ORCISH IDIOMS (1266) ARKERS
GWEN RYDER 9-4867 23 11 0 70 DREAM PARK (1036) ZUKAL
LOSING IS FUN 12-6330 22 14 1 81 WHO DA MAN? (1200) RIZTAB
DUNEDIN 14-3703 35 58 0 203 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 40 12 0 207 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
TOTTI 17-5991 26 13 2 205 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
PRIMUS 21-4975 71 17 0 296 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 35 37 1 153 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
DON FRANCIS 30-4619 23 10 0 148 LENPROS (189) IAYE
STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 39 25 1 222 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL
WEINERMUN 37-2635 68 68 3 241 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) SIBIKHAS
SMIRK 39-3606 31 10 0 114 CHEAP SHOTS (1160) XOCHITHLAN
PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 18 15 1 169 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
TUNDRA 45-4280 20 15 1 109 ARCTIC WASTES (1256) STORMCROWE
JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 125 75 2 246 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530 23 33 1 170 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 41 16 0 229 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
BLOODBATH 60-704 79 63 2 298 BASKET WEAVING 101 (225) ARADI
PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 47 34 1 212 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 21 13 1 207 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD
3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 42 55 3 236 GWAR (1213) SENTERN
SERB SMASHER 71-1393 22 15 2 164 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
PERSEUS 72-1612 58 41 1 180 DEADLY RAGE II (1214) DRAGONHEAD
HARI-KARI 73-3049 38 6 0 210 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 49 55 2 172 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COERCE 78-1577 33 30 1 180 FEAR FACTORY (1216) LIN TIRIAN
ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84 28 8 0 79 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
BLACK FLAG 82--19490 37 24 3 208 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 15 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
WHITE THUNDER (4-6040) TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
SISONGOEN (12-5168) LUROCIANS IV (438)
JUMPINJACK FLASH (13-5143) PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527)
HARD DAYS KNIGHT (38-2369) BUBBA LOVES CHESS (193)
POWDERED SOAP (82-2837) MY BUTT HURTS (392)
HICHAM (82-18389) SUPERIOR FORCES 1306 (2829)
DEADLA (82-20623) SUPERIOR FORCES 3201 (2263)
CLEVELAND STEAMER (82-25002) OHIO EXPRESS (3993)
YELLOW POST-IT (82-26131) WORK WITH THIS (4213)
CHARLOTTE (82-29266) SUPERIOR FORCES 3402 (4771)
YELLOW BRICK TOAD (82-32755) 12/19/04J (5407)
SOULSNARE (82-37248) OBLIVION CLEAVERS (6167)
MARV (82-41424) 4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS (6915)
KAORU MOTO (82-48418) MEDAL OF HONOR AA1 (2722)
RENTAL PERMIT (82-51256) 101607C (8628)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes