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Date   : 10/06/2009    Duedate: 11/02/2009

CRYSALIS

DM-106    TURN-214

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 REAL BEER 21/859     2155 1038 30 67.5      TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203                
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                     8 BLACKMAIL 73/1264     590  630  7 48.4
    ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826                     BASKET WEAVING 101 60/225             
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                      BLACK & BLUE 73/1090                  
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/219              
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                     INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214            
    THE BULLS 73/255                            BLOOD 4 THE MASSES 68/1239            
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           KIWI CONNECTION 39/1277               
    HANGOVERS 59/955                            COMMON JOE'S 35/509                   
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117                     OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808              
  2 LENPROS 30/189        332  170  1 66.1      THE FAMILY TREE 20/717                
    ANIMAL FARM 11/1095                       9 THE BEAR'S PA 47/196  126  162  4 43.8
    FELINES 82/1242                          10 GWAR 70/1213           39   50  1 43.8
    CRAZY CREEPS 60/363                         D.R.I. 21/1209                        
    LAND OF OZ 47/28                            GWAR 77/1215                          
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                         FEAR FACTORY IV 70/1212               
    GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577                    WHO DA MAN? 12/1200                   
    COLORIFIC 11/1050                           FEAR FACTORY III 82/1217              
    CHEAP SHOTS 39/1160                         DEADLY RAGE II 72/1214                
    MAGIC ARTISTS 78/1218                       FEAR FACTORY 61/1211                  
    COLORIFIC 48/815                            FEAR FACTORY 78/1216                  
    EXPENSE ACCOUNT 28/1283                  11 SENTINELS 7/1202       43   56  0 43.4
  3 DREAM PARK 9/1036      44   24  0 64.7      NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219                 
  4 BOXOROX 28/1081        49   35  0 58.3      DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240              
    SINGLE MALTS 31/1071                        PHANTOM REGIMENT 45/1279              
    WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052                     HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282                 
    EMETICS 45/1030                          12-THE STORMBRIN 31/553   32   47  0 40.5
    HAPLESS WAIF 8/1051                      13 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041   35   56  2 38.5
    STRANGE TUNES 50/1085                    14 DODGE BULLETS 28/867  432  753  5 36.5
  5-ORCISH IDIOMS 8/1266  103   80  1 56.3   15 PHANTACITY 28/1252     39   69  0 36.1
    UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881                     BIG BAD BRAWLERS 71/459               
  6 THE STORMGUAR 31/192   92   94  1 49.5      DOGS OF WAR 71/418                    
  7 BLOOD RITES 8/1253     45   47  0 48.9   16-THE SHALLOWSH 4/1206   13   34  0 27.7
    ARCTIC WASTES 45/1256                    17-ZULU NATION 28/1280     1    0  0  100

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

Darkholm
=========
Captain: TMM
Members: Jolly, A-Sop, TUM

Roster:
========
DM:
PS:
ST:
LU: He Hate Me (18-7820) (TMM)
TP:
BA: Men Working (38-4189) (A-Sop)
AB: Littlest Tyrant (82-55890) (TMM)
WS:
SL: Cooler (82-7277) (Jolly)
PL:
PR: Work in Progress (38-4193) (A-Sop)
Wildcard #1: Harv (82-20046) (TUM)
Wildcard #2: Reddi Whip (97-1636)(TUM)

Analysis:  The Darkholm team is small, but extremely talented and arguably the odds-
on favorites to win their 2nd Regional Tourney in a row.  With a one-two punch of
Littlest Tyrant and Harv, Darkholm could easily have the two best warriors in the
field.  Wildcard Reddi Whip is an off-style to watch out for.

101 Team (10)
=========
Captain: OAB
Members: Master Darque, Mannequin, Visionist, Deep Thought

Roster
======
DM: Copernicus (81-163) (Darque)
PS: Sandman (97-2610) (Mannequin)
ST: Tarcil (25-23-0,206) (The Visionist)
LU: Shewish Whaler (18-9272) (OAB)
TP:
BA: Hortator (1-7791) (OAB)
AB:
WS: Sam Yando (30-576)(The Visionist)
SL: Snotman (97-2611) (Mannequin)
PL: Tyre (31-3713) (Darque)
PR:
Wildcard #1: Heartbreaker (26-4752) (Deep Thought)
Wildcard #2: Gut Buster(26-4750) (Deep Thought)

Analysis:  The biggest underdogs of the tourney, Home Guard can't be expected to win
the ADM Regional, but could do better than people expect.  Given the format of the
tourney, the experience gap isn't as big as it looks on the surface.  It will be a
victory for them if they can place anyone in the Final 4.  Sandman and Copernicus
might be the best bets for warriors from Home Guard to make it past the 2nd round and
perennial Freshmen TV Hortator will be a dangerous out for anyone.

103 Team (12)
=========
Captain: The Dark One
Members: Zalgor, Roadkill, Aragorn, Emerald Orbs, She-Puppy, Ceasar

Roster
======
DM:
PS: Veloxi (38-4233) (Zalgor)
ST: Sissy Chrissy (29-1347) (Roadkill)
LU: Natas (11-6531 ) (The Dark One)
TP: Golem (35-1485) (Aragorn)
BA: Kookaburra (33-4151) (Emerald Orbs)
AB: Defiance (32-4619) (The Dark One)
WS: Gossamer (35-3656) (Aragorn)
SL: Claudius (13-2860) (Caesar)
PL: Nightcap (74-2745) (She-puppy)
PR: Jeo the Songsmith (1-3260) (She-Puppy)
Wildcard: Himey the Pimp (29-730) (Roadkill)
Wildcard: Enlightened Being (26-4642) (Aragorn)

Analysis:  Don't be surprised if Free Blades has the best first and second round
record out of all the regionals.  This team is one of the deepest and most balanced
in the fields.  The lack of invidivual stars might be their biggest undoing though.
Defiance might be the biggest name on the team, but he might be too young to win it
all.  If you're looking for a big sleeper, She-Puppy's Nightcap is it.  Not a warrior
who does tourneys, but he has looked great in the regular arena.

105 Team (12)
=========
Captain: Manager
Members: Kellumbo, Stormlord, Armalias, Reaper, Jorja, Marmaduke

DM: Vision 26-1573 (Kellumbo)
PS: Phlash Phludd 41-1077 (Stormlord)
ST: Vajra Valmejar 11-4928 (Armalias)
LU: Dallas 18-6860 (Manager)
TP: Nay Palm 52-1439 (Marmaduke)
BA: Dough Bermin 41-1633 (Marmaduke)
AB: Death Fog 45-4017 (Manager)
WS: Nixie Seasprite 11-4992 (Armalias)
SL:
PL: Golderie (26-4657) (Jorja)
PR: Sarina 26-4229 (Jorja)
Wildcard #1: Jackson 22-6649 (Kellumbo) 
Wildcard #2: Shadow of out Time 41-1622 (Reaper)

Analysis:  Boosted by a bunch of returning managers, Andorak fields a surprisingly
large team.   Slightly, on the top-heavy side, Andorak's hopes of winning its first
ever Regional Tourney might rest in its Captain of the Guard Vision and recent ADM
Runner-Up in Death Fog.  Being a TP, Vision, might not have any chance of winning a
triple elimination tourney, but this format plays to his advantage.  Andorak's
warrior Dallas, has the highest recognition of any warrior in the field.

106 Team (13)
==============
Captain: Crip
Members: Mun, Icelord, Ragnarok, Nomad, Consortium, Wretch, Slugbait

Rosters:
========
DM: Bloodbath (60-704) (Mun)
PS: Unzoe The Shaman (31-4940) (Icelord)
ST: 3 Fisted Rat Boy (70-6130) (Ragnarok)
LU: Thelonius (21-6631) (Nomad)
TP: Ravishing Redbud (52-3197) (Consortium)
BA: Mad Cat (7-2965) (Mun)
AB: Hari-Kari (73-3049) (Crip)
WS: Blue Velvet (11-6248) (Consortium)
SL: Boarish Yeltsin (5-3109) (Crip)
PL: Baron Stonewall (81-85) (Nomad)
PR: Propane Torch (61-2524) (Ragnarok)
Wild Card #1: Black Flag (82-19490) (Wretch)
Wild Card #2: Stigma of Stupid (31-4948) (Slugbait)

Analysis:  Crysalis makes its first Regional Tournament appearance ever and is hoping
to crash the party.  The only team to be able to field a full roster, Crystalis slots
were tightly contested and they hope their depth reflects that.  This team is
definitely mysterious with a bunch of warriors who play in Slow arenas and don't play
in many tourneys.  Hari-Kari might be their best bet to win it all, and Bloodbath is
one of the most experienced warriors in the entire field.

Final 4 Predictions:
====================
Littlest Tyrant (104)
Harv (104)
Death Fog (105)
Nightcap (103)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Hail CRYSALIS!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  And let's see, DESPERADO fought TAMMY FAYE and gained 48 points and 
contributed to DODGE BULLETS' 3-2-1.  FLATTUS MAXIMUS has lost to THELONIUS, falling 
31 points, while helping make GWAR a 1-1-0 turn.  This turn BLOODBATH challenged 3 
FISTED RAT BOY in what was CRYSALIS' Title bout.  The attempts to dethrone the 
Duelmaster have failed, and BLOODBATH remains CRYSALIS' top warrior for another turn. 
Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The 
Swinging Aardvark uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  I also notice that the WITLESS WONDERS stable was the most 
avoided team this turn.  Come on CRYSALIS, what are you afraid of?  And avoiding 
WITLESS WONDERS more than any other team we find SENTINELS.  CRYSALIS, are we going 
to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  Well, sports fans, take notice that 
HUNTSMAN from SENTINELS was CRYSALIS' most challenged warrior this turn.  In a brave 
attempt, NERVE RAKER from NOMADIC TRIBE challenged up 25 points to fight SRAN3E from 
the PHANTACITY stable.  NERVE RAKER perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he 
bested SRAN3E and ended up with 145 recognition points.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.  
You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in CRYSALIS and I've a long road 
ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLOODBATH 60-704            81  63  2  349  BASKET WEAVING 101 (225)   ARADI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING UVDAHELL 47-1643       66  35  1  252  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197    42  16  0  250  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 RIDDLER 61-1856             75  60  1  248  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109      88  48  2  243  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 GROLSCH 21-5029             66  13  4  243  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           40   6  0  239  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         56  25  2  237  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948    39  25  1  222  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
-TINY TIM 60-6042            33  11  1  220  CRAZY CREEPS (363)         ARADI
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086          52  36  0  218  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
 BLACK FLAG 82--19490        38  25  3  218  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
-FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331   41  12  0  216  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     37  30  0  215  FEAR FACTORY III (1217)    DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TOTTI 17-5991               27  13  2  210  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 PAUL 35-2349                40  43  2  208  COMMON JOE'S (509)         MURSKA
 JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407      126  76  2  207  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458      48  35  1  207  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189         73  49  6  205  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 MAD CAT 7-2965              61  47  6  202  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
-WEINERMUN 37-2635           68  69  3  201  ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219)    SIBIKHAS
 DUNEDIN 14-3703             36  59  0  201  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 PERSEUS 72-1612             59  42  1  200  DEADLY RAGE II (1214)      DRAGONHEAD
 BLOODY SKIN 20-1986         41  39  1  200  THE FAMILY TREE (717)      SEAM
 HOPE 20-2555                34  35  1  200  THE FAMILY TREE (717)      SEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BLUE VELVET 11-6248         32  12  0  200  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666    21  15  1  200  BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239)  FIREHOLD
-WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     47  17  1  199  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
-ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809        23  12  1  199  COLORIFIC (815)            CAER
-TABBY 82-29373              19   8  0  199  FELINES (1242)             DWES EG
 MORTIFICATION 61-2333       52  47  4  198  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         51  55  2  198  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH
 BLUE BLOOD 73-3657          31  21  1  198  BLACK & BLUE (1090)        ERINIKA
-VIOLET VULTURE 11-6612      27   6  0  198  ANIMAL FARM (1095)         ARUAK CITY
-TAOS 26-4042                26  14  1  196  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
-PRIMUS 21-4975              71  18  0  195  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130    43  56  3  195  GWAR (1213)                SENTERN
 KIMO 70-6089                41  46  4  194  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524       40  39  1  193  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
-SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     30  19  1  190  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
-LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       25  17  0  190  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 MOSGIEL 14-3836             37  24  2  186  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
-BULL FROG 73-4547           28  11  0  184  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
-PRINCE OF AR 31-3625        17  22  1  184  THE STORMBRINGERS (553)    CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MARILYN MANSON 61-1993      40  33  2  180  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
-COERCE 78-1577              33  30  1  180  FEAR FACTORY (1216)        LIN TIRIAN
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182         26  12  1  176  D.R.I. (1209)              SUNSET
-NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273      39  37  4  173  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
-PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    18  15  1  169  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
-NECROMANCER 78-2520         25   5  1  167  MAGIC ARTISTS (1218)       LIN TIRIAN
 UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940    33  17  0  166  THE STORMGUARDS (192)      CHIMLEVTAL
 LUMBERING WAIF 8-4346       21  15  0  164  HAPLESS WAIF (1051)        ARKERS
 THELONIUS 21-6631           25   6  1  160  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373     32  39  4  159  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 SKIN PEELER 73-5716         21   4  2  156  BLACKMAIL (1264)           ERINIKA
 LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487       29  22  2  153  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613     23  20  0  149  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 DESPERADO 28-1152           39  37  2  148  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-DON FRANCIS 30-4619         23  10  0  148  LENPROS (189)              IAYE
 NERVE RAKER 21-1874         24  15  1  145  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     51  56  2  144  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH
-MUDVAYNE 61-3039            28  26  0  143  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449    41  35  0  137  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 SERB SMASHER 71-1393        22  17  2  136  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567       25  13  0  133  EMETICS (1030)             STORMCROWE
 LAPHROAIG 31-4529           23  16  0  133  SINGLE MALTS (1071)        CHIMLEVTAL
 TUNDRA 45-4280              22  15  1  130  ARCTIC WASTES (1256)       STORMCROWE
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837             26  10  0  129  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530       23  35  1  123  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534          35  39  1  122  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-SAMURAI STRIKER 71-62       22  25  1  122  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 GALENA 28-3505              21  13  0  122  BOXOROX (1081)             MORYA
 SRAN3E 28-4382              20  15  0  120  PHANTACITY (1252)          MORYA
-NIKKO 47-6385               18   3  1  120  LAND OF OZ (28)            NORTH FORK
-SMIRK 39-3606               31  10  0  114  CHEAP SHOTS (1160)         XOCHITHLAN
 BILLY LILLY 28-3416         30  35  1  110  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 MIKE TYSON 71-360           26  11  1  102  BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459)     KYR'TERR
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          22  10  0  102  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
-EXTRUSION 50-3617           30  11  0  101  LIFE IMPACTS (1263)        SNOWBOUND

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SCANDALF 4-6219             30  36  0  100  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
 CRIMSON MIST 8-5047         26  12  1  100  BLOOD RITES (1253)         ARKERS
 OLIANDER 7-5911             22  12  2  100  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZOOLANDER 39-3523           21  11  1  100  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 D'URVILLE 39-3800           18   5  1  100  KIWI CONNECTION (1277)     XOCHITHLAN
 MESSY MONGREL 71-1896       17  15  0   99  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
-SIR CARLSON 30-4777         30   6  0   96  LENPROS (189)              IAYE
-ROCK GLAS HUT FUN 8-4851    20  14  3   96  ORCISH IDIOMS (1266)       ARKERS
 AMELIA 28-3417              30  19  1   95  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 BARON STONEWALL 81-85       28  24  2   92  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 GWEN RYDER 9-4867           25  11  0   92  DREAM PARK (1036)          ZUKAL

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBAN 31-4530                18  20  1   90  SINGLE MALTS (1071)        CHIMLEVTAL
-ANZAC 14-4560               25  12  2   89  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
-YAU (DARKFACE) 28-4519      16   7  1   89  ZULU NATION (1280)         MORYA
 EVALON ELKHORN 50-3553      27  21  3   88  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
-C.H.S. 50-3616              24  15  0   87  LIFE IMPACTS (1263)        SNOWBOUND
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330       23  15  1   85  WHO DA MAN? (1200)         RIZTAB
 ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84        29   9  0   84  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
-EPEE MYSTIQUE 7-5953        22  14  0   80  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 DR. DREAM 21-1709           25  15  0   79  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 TOM SMITH DISEASE 50-3400   16  11  0   77  STRANGE TUNES (1085)       SNOWBOUND
-PETRA QUORD 50-3577         16  27  0   75  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
-ARAGANT 4-6220              36  27  0   74  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
-LEGALASS 4-6217             30  35  1   74  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365        38  28  0   71  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 RANCID WAIF 8-4413          20  15  0   71  HAPLESS WAIF (1051)        ARKERS
-MADAME BUTTERFLY 47-5792    19  14  0   71  THE OPERA (1207)           NORTH FORK
 JACOB MARLEY 45-4351        17   6  1   70  PHANTOM REGIMENT (1279)    STORMCROWE
 KODIAK 47-6487              16  10  5   70  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614    21  15  0   69  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 OPASAN 28-4381              19  19  1   66  PHANTACITY (1252)          MORYA
-UNHOLY TERROR 8-5051        19  18  3   63  BLOOD RITES (1253)         ARKERS
-BROWN NOSE 11-6939          17   5  1   57  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
-LADY LIBERTY 30-4792        16   4  0   52  LENPROS (189)              IAYE
 DOMJON 50-3554              23  25  3   51  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
-CASH MEALS 28-4532          15   6  0   51  EXPENSE ACCOUNT (1283)     MORYA
 KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372    22  18  0   48  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564     17  20  1   48  EMETICS (1030)             STORMCROWE
-GIMLET 4-6218               24  41  2   46  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
-CHINA MILKMAID 47-6502      13   2  1   42  LAND OF OZ (28)            NORTH FORK
-OBROJOBO 7-5869             14  10  1   41  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520        22  10  0 WITLESS WONDERS 1052   DESPERADO 28-1152         214

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

     Do to an unfortunate illness which struck nearly all the Commission staff
     (except me), the fights were held late.  In the interests of getting them to you
     as quickly as possible, we're going to go with the golem, and I will return to
     do a real spy report next month.  Fare you all well in the autumn tourney! --
     Ketchum

Primus -- I guess that age does help, me being older and I won.  What do you think.
-- Bloodbath

Five Golden Rings -- That is right with all that gold I have you right where I want
you.  You will want more and more gold.  Then you will go to my master. -- Devil's
Advocate

Whacking Willow -- I thought you could last longer then that.  Guess not maybe next
time. -- Blue Blood

Boarish Yeltsin -- Boy O' Boy do you hit hard. -- Weinermun

Knuckle Jaw -- What kind of name is that?  I thought your knuckles were on your hand.
My bad. -- Mosgiel

Bull Frog -- You jump around a lot I almost thought that I was going to lose that
fight.  That last hit to the head and I thought I was done. -- Dunedin

Blue Velvet -- Velvet fills really good under my claws. -- Mad Cat

All -- Welcome to all the new and returning teams.  Crysalis is looking somewhat
healthy.  And in my opinion the best ADM arena.

     Unquestionably true.

Scribe -- I sent in some personals for last turn but they didn't get printed. -- the
Mun

     Physically or electronically?  If you sent them electronically, did you get a
     clear receipt?  I can't print what doesn't show up on my desk, though I will be
     glad to print almost anything that does. -- the Editor

Desperado -- Well, you certainly don't seem to be a very "friendly opponent," no
matter what you said to Obrojobo.  Not on the sands at least.  Afterwards with a mug
of smash, however, is a different story. -- Anvil Ironfist

Oban -- Dang!  I almost had one here! -- Obrojobo

Unholy Terror -- That makes a couple for us now.  As the spy report suggested,
sometimes Dreams can be nightmares. -- Dr. Dream

Kjarran's Hammer -- Odd thing, writing to a tool.  Still, I guess a hammer is better
than a rubber knife or two.  Whatever.  I think I want to try that one again soon. --
Balliol

Reaganomics -- You would think in a slow arena I would have time to learn from my
team mate's mistakes.  But alas, no.  Or I just did something really dumb with that
challenge.  Still, experiments are why we are here, or so the boss says. -- Huntsman

Nerve Raker -- Ah, my nerves are all over the place, totally unsettled.  I couldn't
concentrate to save my life.  Well, maybe to save my life, but since that isn't at
risk her, I'll just go all to pieces for a bit.  A little smash later will pull me
back together, I'm sure. -- Billy Lilly

Anvil Ironfist -- Huh, you think you can sneak that thing past the stewards?  An
anvil in your glove--pah.  Besides, if you're an anvil, then I'm the hammer and I'll
pound on you. -- Desperado

Propane Torch -- I tried the "burned at the stake" bit and didn't like it.  I will
avoid a recurrence. -- Young Joan

Galena -- Definitely cubical, but what's wrong that, eh? -- Amelia
P.S.  Come by the hanger after the fights and we'll serve up some smash.  It's a good
batch--I had my doubts when pumpkins went in, but they brewed up quite potently, and
with a good color, too.

Binge N Purge -- Oh, well, an orc.  That explains it.  Always going to extremes,
orcs. -- Ghost Dancer

Obrojbo -- Not much use to FE except in a fight, and who wants to spend all his time
fighting?  Better to work on your capacity for smash. -- Desperado

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLOODBATH devastated 3 FISTED RAT BOY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
MAD CAT was viciously subdued by RIDDLER in a action packed 9 minute Challenge battle.
BLOODY SKIN was overpowered by HARI-KARI in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MAYLA TYL CRENA savagely defeated DEVIL'S ADVOCATE in a 8 minute Challenge fight.
MOSGIEL viciously subdued UNZOE THE SHAMAN in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
REAGANOMICS savagely defeated LUMBERING WAIF in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
SKIN PEELER handily defeated HUNTSMAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
NERVE RAKER vanquished SRAN3E in a action packed 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MESSY MONGREL was overpowered by TUNDRA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LOSING IS FUN was overpowered by BILLY LILLY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DR. DREAM was handily defeated by CRIMSON MIST in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON demolished KJARRAN'S HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
JACOB MARLEY was handily defeated by AMELIA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DUNEDIN was defeated by BLACK FLAG in a action packed 5 minute gruesome struggle.
GROLSCH overpowered MORTIFICATION in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory mismatched brawl.
BLUE BLOOD was overpowered by KING UVDAHELL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
BOARISH YELTSIN overpowered PERSEUS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched fight.
DISCO QUEEN beat KIMO in a action packed 6 minute brutal fight.
PAUL was beaten by JACK VALTRAEDS in a 2 minute fray.
RETROVIRUS viciously subdued ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a crowd pleasing 5 minute fray.
PROPANE TORCH demolished VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HOPE lost to PUNGENT STENCH in a popular 4 minute gruesome match.
KNUCKLE JAW overpowered LOOGIE CLAP in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS was overpowered by THELONIUS in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
SERB SMASHER was handily defeated by CANNIBAL CORPSE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MIKE TYSON was viciously subdued by GALENA in a popular 2 minute gory bout.
TAMMY FAYE was dispatched by DESPERADO in a popular 1 minute brutal fray.
ROXANNE DE'MORRE subdued D'URVILLE in a 1 minute fight.
YOUNG JOAN was savagely defeated by LAPHROAIG in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
GERRICK GRIMM was viciously subdued by BINGE N PURGE in a 2 minute match.
OLIANDER overpowered THE SMELL OF IT in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
BARON STONEWALL was savagely defeated by ZOOLANDER in a popular 2 minute brutal fray.
ANVIL IRONFIST subdued TOM SMITH DISEASE in a exciting 2 minute conflict.
OPASAN was vanquished by EVALON ELKHORN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
GHOST DANCER was savagely defeated by OBAN in a exciting 2 minute bloody competition.
GWEN RYDER viciously subdued RANCID WAIF in a popular 3 minute brutal match.
KODIAK vanquished DOMJON in a 1 minute mismatched duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         PARRY-RIPOSTE     22 -  17 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         SLASHING ATTACK   52 -  42 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         STRIKING ATTACK   28 -  23 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         WALL OF STEEL     59 -  49 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         LUNGING ATTACK    70 -  61 -  2      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         TOTAL PARRY       46 -  43 -  1      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         AIMED BLOW        27 -  31 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  18 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  16 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  41 -  0      40  |

Turn 214 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         3  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  6         3  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      7 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    BLOODBATH 60-704           81  63  2  349 BASKET WEAVING 101 (225)
LUNGING ATTACK   KING UVDAHELL 47-1643      66  35  1  252 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
SLASHING ATTACK  BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109     88  48  2  243 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          40   6  0  239 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
PARRY-STRIKE     DISCO QUEEN 47-1992        56  25  2  237 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
TOTAL PARRY      RETROVIRUS 70-6086         52  36  0  218 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407     126  76  2  207 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
BASHING ATTACK   MAD CAT 7-2965             61  47  6  202 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
PARRY-LUNGE      HOPE 20-2555               34  35  1  200 THE FAMILY TREE (717)
STRIKING ATTACK  3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130   43  56  3  195 GWAR (1213)

The overall popularity leader is JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was MAD CAT 7-2965.  The ten other most popular fighters were KIMO 70-6089, 
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113, RIDDLER 61-1856, DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666, DUNEDIN 14-3703, 
RETROVIRUS 70-6086, HOPE 20-2555, DISCO QUEEN 47-1992, REAGANOMICS 21-6182, and TOM 
SMITH DISEASE 50-3400.

The least popular fighter this week was DOMJON 50-3554.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were YOUNG JOAN 28-3534, JACOB MARLEY 45-4351, MESSY MONGREL 71-1896, 
HUNTSMAN 7-5837, 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130, GHOST DANCER 28-3365, OPASAN 28-4381, 
BARON STONEWALL 81-85, THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564, and D'URVILLE 39-3800.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  SENTERN(70)          1  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  2 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  2 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  3 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       4  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          2  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        2  3 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           4  1 0  JURINE(61)           4  2 0  DWES EG(82)          2  1 0  
MORYA(28)            4  4 1  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109      88  48  2  243  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 MAD CAT 7-2965              61  47  6  202  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 LUMBERING WAIF 8-4346       21  15  0  164  HAPLESS WAIF (1051)        ARKERS
 GWEN RYDER 9-4867           25  11  0   92  DREAM PARK (1036)          ZUKAL
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330       23  15  1   85  WHO DA MAN? (1200)         RIZTAB
 DUNEDIN 14-3703             36  59  0  201  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 BLOODY SKIN 20-1986         41  39  1  200  THE FAMILY TREE (717)      SEAM
 GROLSCH 21-5029             66  13  4  243  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 DESPERADO 28-1152           39  37  2  148  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940    33  17  0  166  THE STORMGUARDS (192)      CHIMLEVTAL
 PAUL 35-2349                40  43  2  208  COMMON JOE'S (509)         MURSKA
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          22  10  0  102  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567       25  13  0  133  EMETICS (1030)             STORMCROWE
 KING UVDAHELL 47-1643       66  35  1  252  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449    41  35  0  137  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 BLOODBATH 60-704            81  63  2  349  BASKET WEAVING 101 (225)   ARADI
 RIDDLER 61-1856             75  60  1  248  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666    21  15  1  200  BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239)  FIREHOLD
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086          52  36  0  218  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
 SERB SMASHER 71-1393        22  17  2  136  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 PERSEUS 72-1612             59  42  1  200  DEADLY RAGE II (1214)      DRAGONHEAD
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           40   6  0  239  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         51  55  2  198  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH
 BARON STONEWALL 81-85       28  24  2   92  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BLACK FLAG 82--19490        38  25  3  218  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG