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Date : 10/06/2009 Duedate: 11/02/2009
CRYSALIS
DM-106 TURN-214
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 REAL BEER 21/859 2155 1038 30 67.5 TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 8 BLACKMAIL 73/1264 590 630 7 48.4
ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826 BASKET WEAVING 101 60/225
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871 BLACK & BLUE 73/1090
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/219
CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248 INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214
THE BULLS 73/255 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES 68/1239
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 KIWI CONNECTION 39/1277
HANGOVERS 59/955 COMMON JOE'S 35/509
CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808
2 LENPROS 30/189 332 170 1 66.1 THE FAMILY TREE 20/717
ANIMAL FARM 11/1095 9 THE BEAR'S PA 47/196 126 162 4 43.8
FELINES 82/1242 10 GWAR 70/1213 39 50 1 43.8
CRAZY CREEPS 60/363 D.R.I. 21/1209
LAND OF OZ 47/28 GWAR 77/1215
FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 FEAR FACTORY IV 70/1212
GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577 WHO DA MAN? 12/1200
COLORIFIC 11/1050 FEAR FACTORY III 82/1217
CHEAP SHOTS 39/1160 DEADLY RAGE II 72/1214
MAGIC ARTISTS 78/1218 FEAR FACTORY 61/1211
COLORIFIC 48/815 FEAR FACTORY 78/1216
EXPENSE ACCOUNT 28/1283 11 SENTINELS 7/1202 43 56 0 43.4
3 DREAM PARK 9/1036 44 24 0 64.7 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
4 BOXOROX 28/1081 49 35 0 58.3 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
SINGLE MALTS 31/1071 PHANTOM REGIMENT 45/1279
WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052 HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282
EMETICS 45/1030 12-THE STORMBRIN 31/553 32 47 0 40.5
HAPLESS WAIF 8/1051 13 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041 35 56 2 38.5
STRANGE TUNES 50/1085 14 DODGE BULLETS 28/867 432 753 5 36.5
5-ORCISH IDIOMS 8/1266 103 80 1 56.3 15 PHANTACITY 28/1252 39 69 0 36.1
UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881 BIG BAD BRAWLERS 71/459
6 THE STORMGUAR 31/192 92 94 1 49.5 DOGS OF WAR 71/418
7 BLOOD RITES 8/1253 45 47 0 48.9 16-THE SHALLOWSH 4/1206 13 34 0 27.7
ARCTIC WASTES 45/1256 17-ZULU NATION 28/1280 1 0 0 100
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
Darkholm
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Captain: TMM
Members: Jolly, A-Sop, TUM
Roster:
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DM:
PS:
ST:
LU: He Hate Me (18-7820) (TMM)
TP:
BA: Men Working (38-4189) (A-Sop)
AB: Littlest Tyrant (82-55890) (TMM)
WS:
SL: Cooler (82-7277) (Jolly)
PL:
PR: Work in Progress (38-4193) (A-Sop)
Wildcard #1: Harv (82-20046) (TUM)
Wildcard #2: Reddi Whip (97-1636)(TUM)
Analysis: The Darkholm team is small, but extremely talented and arguably the odds-
on favorites to win their 2nd Regional Tourney in a row. With a one-two punch of
Littlest Tyrant and Harv, Darkholm could easily have the two best warriors in the
field. Wildcard Reddi Whip is an off-style to watch out for.
101 Team (10)
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Captain: OAB
Members: Master Darque, Mannequin, Visionist, Deep Thought
Roster
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DM: Copernicus (81-163) (Darque)
PS: Sandman (97-2610) (Mannequin)
ST: Tarcil (25-23-0,206) (The Visionist)
LU: Shewish Whaler (18-9272) (OAB)
TP:
BA: Hortator (1-7791) (OAB)
AB:
WS: Sam Yando (30-576)(The Visionist)
SL: Snotman (97-2611) (Mannequin)
PL: Tyre (31-3713) (Darque)
PR:
Wildcard #1: Heartbreaker (26-4752) (Deep Thought)
Wildcard #2: Gut Buster(26-4750) (Deep Thought)
Analysis: The biggest underdogs of the tourney, Home Guard can't be expected to win
the ADM Regional, but could do better than people expect. Given the format of the
tourney, the experience gap isn't as big as it looks on the surface. It will be a
victory for them if they can place anyone in the Final 4. Sandman and Copernicus
might be the best bets for warriors from Home Guard to make it past the 2nd round and
perennial Freshmen TV Hortator will be a dangerous out for anyone.
103 Team (12)
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Captain: The Dark One
Members: Zalgor, Roadkill, Aragorn, Emerald Orbs, She-Puppy, Ceasar
Roster
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DM:
PS: Veloxi (38-4233) (Zalgor)
ST: Sissy Chrissy (29-1347) (Roadkill)
LU: Natas (11-6531 ) (The Dark One)
TP: Golem (35-1485) (Aragorn)
BA: Kookaburra (33-4151) (Emerald Orbs)
AB: Defiance (32-4619) (The Dark One)
WS: Gossamer (35-3656) (Aragorn)
SL: Claudius (13-2860) (Caesar)
PL: Nightcap (74-2745) (She-puppy)
PR: Jeo the Songsmith (1-3260) (She-Puppy)
Wildcard: Himey the Pimp (29-730) (Roadkill)
Wildcard: Enlightened Being (26-4642) (Aragorn)
Analysis: Don't be surprised if Free Blades has the best first and second round
record out of all the regionals. This team is one of the deepest and most balanced
in the fields. The lack of invidivual stars might be their biggest undoing though.
Defiance might be the biggest name on the team, but he might be too young to win it
all. If you're looking for a big sleeper, She-Puppy's Nightcap is it. Not a warrior
who does tourneys, but he has looked great in the regular arena.
105 Team (12)
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Captain: Manager
Members: Kellumbo, Stormlord, Armalias, Reaper, Jorja, Marmaduke
DM: Vision 26-1573 (Kellumbo)
PS: Phlash Phludd 41-1077 (Stormlord)
ST: Vajra Valmejar 11-4928 (Armalias)
LU: Dallas 18-6860 (Manager)
TP: Nay Palm 52-1439 (Marmaduke)
BA: Dough Bermin 41-1633 (Marmaduke)
AB: Death Fog 45-4017 (Manager)
WS: Nixie Seasprite 11-4992 (Armalias)
SL:
PL: Golderie (26-4657) (Jorja)
PR: Sarina 26-4229 (Jorja)
Wildcard #1: Jackson 22-6649 (Kellumbo)
Wildcard #2: Shadow of out Time 41-1622 (Reaper)
Analysis: Boosted by a bunch of returning managers, Andorak fields a surprisingly
large team. Slightly, on the top-heavy side, Andorak's hopes of winning its first
ever Regional Tourney might rest in its Captain of the Guard Vision and recent ADM
Runner-Up in Death Fog. Being a TP, Vision, might not have any chance of winning a
triple elimination tourney, but this format plays to his advantage. Andorak's
warrior Dallas, has the highest recognition of any warrior in the field.
106 Team (13)
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Captain: Crip
Members: Mun, Icelord, Ragnarok, Nomad, Consortium, Wretch, Slugbait
Rosters:
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DM: Bloodbath (60-704) (Mun)
PS: Unzoe The Shaman (31-4940) (Icelord)
ST: 3 Fisted Rat Boy (70-6130) (Ragnarok)
LU: Thelonius (21-6631) (Nomad)
TP: Ravishing Redbud (52-3197) (Consortium)
BA: Mad Cat (7-2965) (Mun)
AB: Hari-Kari (73-3049) (Crip)
WS: Blue Velvet (11-6248) (Consortium)
SL: Boarish Yeltsin (5-3109) (Crip)
PL: Baron Stonewall (81-85) (Nomad)
PR: Propane Torch (61-2524) (Ragnarok)
Wild Card #1: Black Flag (82-19490) (Wretch)
Wild Card #2: Stigma of Stupid (31-4948) (Slugbait)
Analysis: Crysalis makes its first Regional Tournament appearance ever and is hoping
to crash the party. The only team to be able to field a full roster, Crystalis slots
were tightly contested and they hope their depth reflects that. This team is
definitely mysterious with a bunch of warriors who play in Slow arenas and don't play
in many tourneys. Hari-Kari might be their best bet to win it all, and Bloodbath is
one of the most experienced warriors in the entire field.
Final 4 Predictions:
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Littlest Tyrant (104)
Harv (104)
Death Fog (105)
Nightcap (103)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hail CRYSALIS! Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your
deeds. And let's see, DESPERADO fought TAMMY FAYE and gained 48 points and
contributed to DODGE BULLETS' 3-2-1. FLATTUS MAXIMUS has lost to THELONIUS, falling
31 points, while helping make GWAR a 1-1-0 turn. This turn BLOODBATH challenged 3
FISTED RAT BOY in what was CRYSALIS' Title bout. The attempts to dethrone the
Duelmaster have failed, and BLOODBATH remains CRYSALIS' top warrior for another turn.
Tell me, is nothing sacred? I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The
Swinging Aardvark uses trolls in their stew. Talk about gristle!
Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.'
Inscrutable, but true. I also notice that the WITLESS WONDERS stable was the most
avoided team this turn. Come on CRYSALIS, what are you afraid of? And avoiding
WITLESS WONDERS more than any other team we find SENTINELS. CRYSALIS, are we going
to accept, or respect this sort of thing? Well, sports fans, take notice that
HUNTSMAN from SENTINELS was CRYSALIS' most challenged warrior this turn. In a brave
attempt, NERVE RAKER from NOMADIC TRIBE challenged up 25 points to fight SRAN3E from
the PHANTACITY stable. NERVE RAKER perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he
bested SRAN3E and ended up with 145 recognition points.
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.
You know who you are; and it's considered rude.
Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare
to fight bravely. Well, I'm burning daylight here in CRYSALIS and I've a long road
ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper--
Alarond the Scribe
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLOODBATH 60-704 81 63 2 349 BASKET WEAVING 101 (225) ARADI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 66 35 1 252 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 42 16 0 250 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
RIDDLER 61-1856 75 60 1 248 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 88 48 2 243 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
GROLSCH 21-5029 66 13 4 243 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
HARI-KARI 73-3049 40 6 0 239 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 56 25 2 237 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 39 25 1 222 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL
-TINY TIM 60-6042 33 11 1 220 CRAZY CREEPS (363) ARADI
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 52 36 0 218 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212) SENTERN
BLACK FLAG 82--19490 38 25 3 218 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
-FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 41 12 0 216 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 37 30 0 215 FEAR FACTORY III (1217) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TOTTI 17-5991 27 13 2 210 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
PAUL 35-2349 40 43 2 208 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 126 76 2 207 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 48 35 1 207 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 73 49 6 205 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
MAD CAT 7-2965 61 47 6 202 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
-WEINERMUN 37-2635 68 69 3 201 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) SIBIKHAS
DUNEDIN 14-3703 36 59 0 201 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
PERSEUS 72-1612 59 42 1 200 DEADLY RAGE II (1214) DRAGONHEAD
BLOODY SKIN 20-1986 41 39 1 200 THE FAMILY TREE (717) SEAM
HOPE 20-2555 34 35 1 200 THE FAMILY TREE (717) SEAM
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BLUE VELVET 11-6248 32 12 0 200 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 21 15 1 200 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD
-WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 47 17 1 199 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
-ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809 23 12 1 199 COLORIFIC (815) CAER
-TABBY 82-29373 19 8 0 199 FELINES (1242) DWES EG
MORTIFICATION 61-2333 52 47 4 198 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 51 55 2 198 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH
BLUE BLOOD 73-3657 31 21 1 198 BLACK & BLUE (1090) ERINIKA
-VIOLET VULTURE 11-6612 27 6 0 198 ANIMAL FARM (1095) ARUAK CITY
-TAOS 26-4042 26 14 1 196 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
-PRIMUS 21-4975 71 18 0 195 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 43 56 3 195 GWAR (1213) SENTERN
KIMO 70-6089 41 46 4 194 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212) SENTERN
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 40 39 1 193 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
-SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 30 19 1 190 HANGOVERS (955) ILLIS
-LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 25 17 0 190 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
MOSGIEL 14-3836 37 24 2 186 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
-BULL FROG 73-4547 28 11 0 184 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
-PRINCE OF AR 31-3625 17 22 1 184 THE STORMBRINGERS (553) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MARILYN MANSON 61-1993 40 33 2 180 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
-COERCE 78-1577 33 30 1 180 FEAR FACTORY (1216) LIN TIRIAN
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 26 12 1 176 D.R.I. (1209) SUNSET
-NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273 39 37 4 173 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
-PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 18 15 1 169 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
-NECROMANCER 78-2520 25 5 1 167 MAGIC ARTISTS (1218) LIN TIRIAN
UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940 33 17 0 166 THE STORMGUARDS (192) CHIMLEVTAL
LUMBERING WAIF 8-4346 21 15 0 164 HAPLESS WAIF (1051) ARKERS
THELONIUS 21-6631 25 6 1 160 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 32 39 4 159 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
SKIN PEELER 73-5716 21 4 2 156 BLACKMAIL (1264) ERINIKA
LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487 29 22 2 153 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613 23 20 0 149 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
DESPERADO 28-1152 39 37 2 148 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
-DON FRANCIS 30-4619 23 10 0 148 LENPROS (189) IAYE
NERVE RAKER 21-1874 24 15 1 145 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 51 56 2 144 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH
-MUDVAYNE 61-3039 28 26 0 143 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 41 35 0 137 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
SERB SMASHER 71-1393 22 17 2 136 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
BINGE N PURGE 45-3567 25 13 0 133 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
LAPHROAIG 31-4529 23 16 0 133 SINGLE MALTS (1071) CHIMLEVTAL
TUNDRA 45-4280 22 15 1 130 ARCTIC WASTES (1256) STORMCROWE
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 26 10 0 129 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530 23 35 1 123 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 35 39 1 122 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
-SAMURAI STRIKER 71-62 22 25 1 122 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
GALENA 28-3505 21 13 0 122 BOXOROX (1081) MORYA
SRAN3E 28-4382 20 15 0 120 PHANTACITY (1252) MORYA
-NIKKO 47-6385 18 3 1 120 LAND OF OZ (28) NORTH FORK
-SMIRK 39-3606 31 10 0 114 CHEAP SHOTS (1160) XOCHITHLAN
BILLY LILLY 28-3416 30 35 1 110 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
MIKE TYSON 71-360 26 11 1 102 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 22 10 0 102 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
-EXTRUSION 50-3617 30 11 0 101 LIFE IMPACTS (1263) SNOWBOUND
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SCANDALF 4-6219 30 36 0 100 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
CRIMSON MIST 8-5047 26 12 1 100 BLOOD RITES (1253) ARKERS
OLIANDER 7-5911 22 12 2 100 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZOOLANDER 39-3523 21 11 1 100 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
D'URVILLE 39-3800 18 5 1 100 KIWI CONNECTION (1277) XOCHITHLAN
MESSY MONGREL 71-1896 17 15 0 99 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
-SIR CARLSON 30-4777 30 6 0 96 LENPROS (189) IAYE
-ROCK GLAS HUT FUN 8-4851 20 14 3 96 ORCISH IDIOMS (1266) ARKERS
AMELIA 28-3417 30 19 1 95 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
BARON STONEWALL 81-85 28 24 2 92 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
GWEN RYDER 9-4867 25 11 0 92 DREAM PARK (1036) ZUKAL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBAN 31-4530 18 20 1 90 SINGLE MALTS (1071) CHIMLEVTAL
-ANZAC 14-4560 25 12 2 89 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
-YAU (DARKFACE) 28-4519 16 7 1 89 ZULU NATION (1280) MORYA
EVALON ELKHORN 50-3553 27 21 3 88 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
-C.H.S. 50-3616 24 15 0 87 LIFE IMPACTS (1263) SNOWBOUND
LOSING IS FUN 12-6330 23 15 1 85 WHO DA MAN? (1200) RIZTAB
ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84 29 9 0 84 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
-EPEE MYSTIQUE 7-5953 22 14 0 80 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
DR. DREAM 21-1709 25 15 0 79 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
TOM SMITH DISEASE 50-3400 16 11 0 77 STRANGE TUNES (1085) SNOWBOUND
-PETRA QUORD 50-3577 16 27 0 75 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND
-ARAGANT 4-6220 36 27 0 74 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
-LEGALASS 4-6217 30 35 1 74 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
GHOST DANCER 28-3365 38 28 0 71 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
RANCID WAIF 8-4413 20 15 0 71 HAPLESS WAIF (1051) ARKERS
-MADAME BUTTERFLY 47-5792 19 14 0 71 THE OPERA (1207) NORTH FORK
JACOB MARLEY 45-4351 17 6 1 70 PHANTOM REGIMENT (1279) STORMCROWE
KODIAK 47-6487 16 10 5 70 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 21 15 0 69 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
OPASAN 28-4381 19 19 1 66 PHANTACITY (1252) MORYA
-UNHOLY TERROR 8-5051 19 18 3 63 BLOOD RITES (1253) ARKERS
-BROWN NOSE 11-6939 17 5 1 57 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY
-LADY LIBERTY 30-4792 16 4 0 52 LENPROS (189) IAYE
DOMJON 50-3554 23 25 3 51 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
-CASH MEALS 28-4532 15 6 0 51 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (1283) MORYA
KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372 22 18 0 48 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564 17 20 1 48 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
-GIMLET 4-6218 24 41 2 46 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
-CHINA MILKMAID 47-6502 13 2 1 42 LAND OF OZ (28) NORTH FORK
-OBROJOBO 7-5869 14 10 1 41 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 22 10 0 WITLESS WONDERS 1052 DESPERADO 28-1152 214
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Do to an unfortunate illness which struck nearly all the Commission staff
(except me), the fights were held late. In the interests of getting them to you
as quickly as possible, we're going to go with the golem, and I will return to
do a real spy report next month. Fare you all well in the autumn tourney! --
Ketchum
Primus -- I guess that age does help, me being older and I won. What do you think.
-- Bloodbath
Five Golden Rings -- That is right with all that gold I have you right where I want
you. You will want more and more gold. Then you will go to my master. -- Devil's
Advocate
Whacking Willow -- I thought you could last longer then that. Guess not maybe next
time. -- Blue Blood
Boarish Yeltsin -- Boy O' Boy do you hit hard. -- Weinermun
Knuckle Jaw -- What kind of name is that? I thought your knuckles were on your hand.
My bad. -- Mosgiel
Bull Frog -- You jump around a lot I almost thought that I was going to lose that
fight. That last hit to the head and I thought I was done. -- Dunedin
Blue Velvet -- Velvet fills really good under my claws. -- Mad Cat
All -- Welcome to all the new and returning teams. Crysalis is looking somewhat
healthy. And in my opinion the best ADM arena.
Unquestionably true.
Scribe -- I sent in some personals for last turn but they didn't get printed. -- the
Mun
Physically or electronically? If you sent them electronically, did you get a
clear receipt? I can't print what doesn't show up on my desk, though I will be
glad to print almost anything that does. -- the Editor
Desperado -- Well, you certainly don't seem to be a very "friendly opponent," no
matter what you said to Obrojobo. Not on the sands at least. Afterwards with a mug
of smash, however, is a different story. -- Anvil Ironfist
Oban -- Dang! I almost had one here! -- Obrojobo
Unholy Terror -- That makes a couple for us now. As the spy report suggested,
sometimes Dreams can be nightmares. -- Dr. Dream
Kjarran's Hammer -- Odd thing, writing to a tool. Still, I guess a hammer is better
than a rubber knife or two. Whatever. I think I want to try that one again soon. --
Balliol
Reaganomics -- You would think in a slow arena I would have time to learn from my
team mate's mistakes. But alas, no. Or I just did something really dumb with that
challenge. Still, experiments are why we are here, or so the boss says. -- Huntsman
Nerve Raker -- Ah, my nerves are all over the place, totally unsettled. I couldn't
concentrate to save my life. Well, maybe to save my life, but since that isn't at
risk her, I'll just go all to pieces for a bit. A little smash later will pull me
back together, I'm sure. -- Billy Lilly
Anvil Ironfist -- Huh, you think you can sneak that thing past the stewards? An
anvil in your glove--pah. Besides, if you're an anvil, then I'm the hammer and I'll
pound on you. -- Desperado
Propane Torch -- I tried the "burned at the stake" bit and didn't like it. I will
avoid a recurrence. -- Young Joan
Galena -- Definitely cubical, but what's wrong that, eh? -- Amelia
P.S. Come by the hanger after the fights and we'll serve up some smash. It's a good
batch--I had my doubts when pumpkins went in, but they brewed up quite potently, and
with a good color, too.
Binge N Purge -- Oh, well, an orc. That explains it. Always going to extremes,
orcs. -- Ghost Dancer
Obrojbo -- Not much use to FE except in a fight, and who wants to spend all his time
fighting? Better to work on your capacity for smash. -- Desperado
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BLOODBATH devastated 3 FISTED RAT BOY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
MAD CAT was viciously subdued by RIDDLER in a action packed 9 minute Challenge battle.
BLOODY SKIN was overpowered by HARI-KARI in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MAYLA TYL CRENA savagely defeated DEVIL'S ADVOCATE in a 8 minute Challenge fight.
MOSGIEL viciously subdued UNZOE THE SHAMAN in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
REAGANOMICS savagely defeated LUMBERING WAIF in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
SKIN PEELER handily defeated HUNTSMAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
NERVE RAKER vanquished SRAN3E in a action packed 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MESSY MONGREL was overpowered by TUNDRA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LOSING IS FUN was overpowered by BILLY LILLY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DR. DREAM was handily defeated by CRIMSON MIST in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON demolished KJARRAN'S HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
JACOB MARLEY was handily defeated by AMELIA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DUNEDIN was defeated by BLACK FLAG in a action packed 5 minute gruesome struggle.
GROLSCH overpowered MORTIFICATION in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory mismatched brawl.
BLUE BLOOD was overpowered by KING UVDAHELL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
BOARISH YELTSIN overpowered PERSEUS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched fight.
DISCO QUEEN beat KIMO in a action packed 6 minute brutal fight.
PAUL was beaten by JACK VALTRAEDS in a 2 minute fray.
RETROVIRUS viciously subdued ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a crowd pleasing 5 minute fray.
PROPANE TORCH demolished VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HOPE lost to PUNGENT STENCH in a popular 4 minute gruesome match.
KNUCKLE JAW overpowered LOOGIE CLAP in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS was overpowered by THELONIUS in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
SERB SMASHER was handily defeated by CANNIBAL CORPSE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MIKE TYSON was viciously subdued by GALENA in a popular 2 minute gory bout.
TAMMY FAYE was dispatched by DESPERADO in a popular 1 minute brutal fray.
ROXANNE DE'MORRE subdued D'URVILLE in a 1 minute fight.
YOUNG JOAN was savagely defeated by LAPHROAIG in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
GERRICK GRIMM was viciously subdued by BINGE N PURGE in a 2 minute match.
OLIANDER overpowered THE SMELL OF IT in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
BARON STONEWALL was savagely defeated by ZOOLANDER in a popular 2 minute brutal fray.
ANVIL IRONFIST subdued TOM SMITH DISEASE in a exciting 2 minute conflict.
OPASAN was vanquished by EVALON ELKHORN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
GHOST DANCER was savagely defeated by OBAN in a exciting 2 minute bloody competition.
GWEN RYDER viciously subdued RANCID WAIF in a popular 3 minute brutal match.
KODIAK vanquished DOMJON in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 PARRY-RIPOSTE 22 - 17 - 0 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 11 SLASHING ATTACK 52 - 42 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 STRIKING ATTACK 28 - 23 - 0 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 WALL OF STEEL 59 - 49 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 LUNGING ATTACK 70 - 61 - 2 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 46 - 43 - 1 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 27 - 31 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 18 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 16 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 BASHING ATTACK 27 - 41 - 0 40 |
Turn 214 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 3 3 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 4 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 6 3 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 7 - 4 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 1 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL BLOODBATH 60-704 81 63 2 349 BASKET WEAVING 101 (225)
LUNGING ATTACK KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 66 35 1 252 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
SLASHING ATTACK BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 88 48 2 243 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 40 6 0 239 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
PARRY-STRIKE DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 56 25 2 237 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
TOTAL PARRY RETROVIRUS 70-6086 52 36 0 218 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 126 76 2 207 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
BASHING ATTACK MAD CAT 7-2965 61 47 6 202 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
PARRY-LUNGE HOPE 20-2555 34 35 1 200 THE FAMILY TREE (717)
STRIKING ATTACK 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 43 56 3 195 GWAR (1213)
The overall popularity leader is JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407. The most popular warrior
this turn was MAD CAT 7-2965. The ten other most popular fighters were KIMO 70-6089,
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113, RIDDLER 61-1856, DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666, DUNEDIN 14-3703,
RETROVIRUS 70-6086, HOPE 20-2555, DISCO QUEEN 47-1992, REAGANOMICS 21-6182, and TOM
SMITH DISEASE 50-3400.
The least popular fighter this week was DOMJON 50-3554. The other ten least popular
fighters were YOUNG JOAN 28-3534, JACOB MARLEY 45-4351, MESSY MONGREL 71-1896,
HUNTSMAN 7-5837, 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130, GHOST DANCER 28-3365, OPASAN 28-4381,
BARON STONEWALL 81-85, THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564, and D'URVILLE 39-3800.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 1 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 1 2 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 SENTERN(70) 1 2 0
ARKERS(8) 1 2 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 2 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 3 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 2 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 4 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 2 1 0
TOBIR(14) 1 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 2 3 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 1 0
SUNSET(21) 4 1 0 JURINE(61) 4 2 0 DWES EG(82) 2 1 0
MORYA(28) 4 4 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 88 48 2 243 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
MAD CAT 7-2965 61 47 6 202 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
LUMBERING WAIF 8-4346 21 15 0 164 HAPLESS WAIF (1051) ARKERS
GWEN RYDER 9-4867 25 11 0 92 DREAM PARK (1036) ZUKAL
LOSING IS FUN 12-6330 23 15 1 85 WHO DA MAN? (1200) RIZTAB
DUNEDIN 14-3703 36 59 0 201 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
BLOODY SKIN 20-1986 41 39 1 200 THE FAMILY TREE (717) SEAM
GROLSCH 21-5029 66 13 4 243 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
DESPERADO 28-1152 39 37 2 148 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940 33 17 0 166 THE STORMGUARDS (192) CHIMLEVTAL
PAUL 35-2349 40 43 2 208 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 22 10 0 102 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
BINGE N PURGE 45-3567 25 13 0 133 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 66 35 1 252 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 41 35 0 137 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
BLOODBATH 60-704 81 63 2 349 BASKET WEAVING 101 (225) ARADI
RIDDLER 61-1856 75 60 1 248 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 21 15 1 200 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 52 36 0 218 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212) SENTERN
SERB SMASHER 71-1393 22 17 2 136 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
PERSEUS 72-1612 59 42 1 200 DEADLY RAGE II (1214) DRAGONHEAD
HARI-KARI 73-3049 40 6 0 239 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 51 55 2 198 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH
BARON STONEWALL 81-85 28 24 2 92 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
BLACK FLAG 82--19490 38 25 3 218 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG