AD Date : 11/03/2009 Duedate: 11/30/2009 CRYSALIS DM-106 TURN-215 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1-REAL BEER 21/859 2155 1038 30 67.5 KIWI CONNECTION 39/1277 WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 BASKET WEAVING 101 60/225 ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826 BLACK & BLUE 73/1090 HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871 INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214 PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/219 CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES 68/1239 THE BULLS 73/255 COMMON JOE'S 35/509 ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808 HANGOVERS 59/955 THE FAMILY TREE 20/717 2 LAND OF OZ 47/28 335 171 1 66.2 9 SENTINELS 7/1202 48 61 0 44.0 ANIMAL FARM 11/1095 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219 CRAZY CREEPS 60/363 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240 MAGIC ARTISTS 78/1218 PHANTOM REGIMENT 45/1279 COLORIFIC 11/1050 HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282 FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 10 THE BEAR'S PA 47/196 127 162 4 43.9 GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577 11-GWAR 70/1213 39 50 1 43.8 COLORIFIC 48/815 D.R.I. 21/1209 EXPENSE ACCOUNT 28/1283 FEAR FACTORY IV 70/1212 3-DREAM PARK 9/1036 44 24 0 64.7 GWAR 77/1215 4 SUPERIOR FOR 71/1152 19 12 0 61.3 WHO DA MAN? 12/1200 5 BOXOROX 28/1081 52 42 0 55.3 DEADLY RAGE II 72/1214 SINGLE MALTS 31/1071 FEAR FACTORY III 82/1217 WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052 FEAR FACTORY 61/1211 HAPLESS WAIF 8/1051 12 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041 37 58 2 38.9 EMETICS 45/1030 13 DODGE BULLETS 28/867 434 756 5 36.5 STRANGE TUNES 50/1085 14-PHANTACITY 28/1252 39 69 0 36.1 6 BLOOD RITES 8/1253 49 47 0 51.0 BIG BAD BRAWLERS 71/459 ARCTIC WASTES 45/1256 DOGS OF WAR 71/418 TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203 15 THE SHALLOWSH 4/1206 13 38 0 25.5 7 THE STORMGUAR 31/192 93 94 1 49.7 16-ZULU NATION 28/1280 1 0 0 100 8 BLACKMAIL 73/1264 595 636 7 48.3 17 ABYSMAL RITE 47/1281 1 0 0 100 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 315): CONSTERNATION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 312): SURGICAL of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 310): MARLENUS of CAESAR'S POOL HALL (Caesar, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 265): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 287): HALF of SRETSAMLEUD II (Phat Phat, mgr.) DM 47 SCOMBS SWAMP (turn 282): SPARROW of RAPTOR (Owlin, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 268): MRS. VAUGHN of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 262): NOVERCAPHOBIA of WATCH OUT! (Soultaker, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 252): MATEEN of SAI'FULLAH (?, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 240): FAIRYFIRE of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 216): FAIZUN GOTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 216): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 217): DEATH SUCKS of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 315): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 312): STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 310): OVERLORDS (The Icelord?, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 265): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 287): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 SCOMBS SWAMP (turn 282): THE OPERA (Manager, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 268): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 262): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 252): STREET-SOLDIERS (Darkface, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 240): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 216): DARK AS DAY (?, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 216): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 217): BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 315): CONSTERNATION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 312): EXPERIMETIA of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 309): ULTHAR STORMHELM of THE STORM GUARDS (The Icelord) DM 47 SCOMBS SWAMP (turn 281): SPECTRE of GOTHIC MINISTRY (Liam the Goth, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 267): PETRA QUORD of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.) EXTRUSION of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 262): NOVERCAPHOBIA of WATCH OUT! (Soultaker, mgr.) OUTCAST ORCHID of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER The Unknown Spymaster was going to do your report, but he was so unknown--that bag over the head looked suspicious, we have to be careful who we let into the office these days--that he couldn't get in. Or maybe he got lost, hard to see your way with a bag over your head. Not that we need him--thinks he's some kind of wit, ha! So let us take a look at the notes the clerks have put together. Greatest point gain (probably): Loogie Clap, thirty points. Greatest point loss (possibly): Paul, thirty-four points after losing to Loogie. Just guessing on those titles, as the clerks find it amusing to tease us spy reporters with imprecise details. They tell me this is better than no details. Land Of Oz was seriously avoided by the Sentinels. Rancid Waif got the most challenges, most of them involving soap. We had thirty-one fights, which is respectable, but there were five standbys involved. Not so good, we need as many managed gladiators as we can get here. This is, after all, the best advanced arena going, and we want to keep going strongly. Eight of the fights were the result of challenges. The longest fight was eight minutes. That's... not bad, but surely we, in the Slow Arena, can do something longer than that? Give it some thought, and meanwhile, I' do the blow-by-blow. KODIAK (47-6487) (16-10-5,70) of THE BEAR'S PAW fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (106- 1) (0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes. KODIAK overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute uneven bout. Alastarian Deserter was all broken up about this (literally, too) because he was hoping to get the leading part in a play of that name. But maybe being "all broken up" will help him get the part, who can say? DOMJON (50-3554) (23-25-3,51) of DRUID'S GROVE fought BALDASSARE (7-6003) (16-7- 0,55) of SENTINELS. DOMJON defeated BALDASSARE in a 2 minute bout. The hazing of newcomers. At least you can drink smash for it. HOBGOBLIN (71-3754) (18-16-2,72) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 fought TOM SMITH DISEASE (50-3400) (16-11-0,77) of STRANGE TUNES. HOBGOBLIN overpowered TOM SMITH DISEASE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match. And where's that Goblinbane dude when you need him, eh, Tom? ZOOLANDER (39-3523) (21-11-1,100) of WITLESS WONDERS fought GHOST DANCER (28- 3365) (38-28-0,71) of DODGE BULLETS. ZOOLANDER overpowered GHOST DANCER in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight. Dancing with ghosts is one thing, but taking on fellow gladiators is entirely another, as, of course, GD already knows. AMELIA (28-3417) (30-19-1,95) of DODGE BULLETS fought LEGALASS (4-6217) (30-35- 1,74) of THE SHALLOWSHIP. AMELIA savagely defeated LEGALASS in an action packed 3 minute brutal competition. Savagely? That seems unlike the hospitable Amelia. What has Legalass done to set her off? SCANDALF (4-6219) (30-36-0,100) of THE SHALLOWSHIP fought EVALON ELKHORN (50- 3553) (27-21-3,88) of DRUID'S GROVE. SCANDALF was handily defeated by EVALON ELKHORN in a 1 minute uneven bout. Now, I could easily see Scandalf setting off almost anybody without half trying. Some people just have the knack, and he is one of them. BARON STONEWALL (81-85) (28-24-2,92) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought LURKING FEAR (47-1755) (19-11-0,68) of ABYSMAL RITES. BARON STONEWALL was savagely defeated by LURKING FEAR in an exciting 2 minute melee. Which just PROVES that what you really have to be afraid of is fear itself. CRIMSON MIST (8-5047) (26-12-1,100) of BLOOD RITES fought IT'S BACON (71-3738) (16-6-1,72) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3. CRIMSON MIST vanquished IT'S BACON in a 1 minute one-sided fight. Nothing to that, I can vanquish bacon quickly and one-sidedly myself. I do, in fact, on a daily basis. OLIANDER (7-5911) (22-12-2,100) of SENTINELS fought THE SMELL OF IT (45-3564) (17-20-1,48) of EMETICS. OLIANDER overpowered THE SMELL OF IT in an exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight. Pine-sol. Vinegar. Baking soda. There are many useful tools for such a problem, and Oliander obviously knows them. BILLY LILLY (28-3416) (30-35-1,110) of DODGE BULLETS fought NERVE RAKER (21- 1874) (24-15-1,145) of NOMADIC TRIBE. BILLY LILLY was handily defeated by NERVE RAKER in a 2 minute one-sided contest. And if this drives Billy to a nervous breakdown, who's going to tend the stills? GALENA (28-3505) (21-13-0,122) of BOXOROX fought DESPERADO (28-1152) (39-37- 2,148) of DODGE BULLETS. GALENA overpowered DESPERADO in a 1 minute uneven fray. Now, this is an odd one. I thought galena WAS bullets, and Desperado should've been able to dodge that. What's happening here? Some kind of conceptual inversion? TUNDRA (45-4280) (22-15-1,130) of ARCTIC WASTES fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (22- 10-0,102) of WITLESS WONDERS. TUNDRA overpowered TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. The cold will do that. Tammy, you should head south for the winter, look at beaches instead of tundras. BINGE N PURGE (45-3567) (25-13-0,133) of EMETICS fought HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (26- 10-0,129) of SENTINELS. BINGE N PURGE was handily defeated by HUNTSMAN in a 1 minute mismatched competition. And a good job it was. ROXANNE DE'MORRE (50-3449) (41-35-0,137) of DRUID'S GROVE fought YOUNG JOAN (28- 3534) (35-39-1,122) of DODGE BULLETS. ROXANNE DE'MORRE was beaten by YOUNG JOAN in a popular 4 minute match. I'm surprised the announcer didn't rhow in one of his stronger adjectives or verbs here, because these two women seemed to hit it off just wrong from the word "Go." SKIN PEELER (73-5716) (21-4-2,156) of BLACKMAIL fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-26) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. SKIN PEELER was executed by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided match. It's probably that anti-Rirorni prejudice rearing its ugly head, right? Either that, or the Captain refused to pay up. Or down. UNZOE THE SHAMAN (31-4940) (33-17-0,166) of THE STORMGUARDS fought LAPHROAIG (31-4529) (23-16-0,133) of SINGLE MALTS. UNZOE THE SHAMAN slimly won victory over LAPHROAIG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl. And no doubt enjoyed the single malt toast at the end. MOSGIEL (14-3836) (37-24-2,186) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS fought LUMBERING WAIF (8- 4346) (21-15-0,164) of HAPLESS WAIF. MOSGIEL devastated LUMBERING WAIF in an exciting 1 minute uneven duel. I'm not sure why this was supposed to be exciting. It didn't seem so to me, in fact, it seemed about as funny as a bunch of clowns (i.e., not very). MAD CAT (7-2965) (61-47-6,202) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS fought THELONIUS (21- 6631) (25-6-1,160) of NOMADIC TRIBE. MAD CAT handily defeated THELONIUS in an action packed 2 minute one-sided conflict. This is a thing that's always puzzled me: How do you tell when a cat is mad? All cats are mad almost all the time. PAUL (35-2349) (40-43-2,208) of COMMON JOE'S fought LOOGIE CLAP (82-46049) (29- 22-2,153) of TONGUE N CHEEK. PAUL was bested by LOOGIE CLAP in a 2 minute bout. You'd think that a fight involving major changes in rank for both parties would merit an adjective, wouldn't you? How about if I call this... a MOVING fight? Loogie moved up, and Paul moved down. DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (68-4666) (21-15-1,200) of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-22) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. DEVIL'S ADVOCATE was viciously subdued by THE BLACKSMITH in a 6 minute contest. Now, that's got to be embarrassing for DA. BLOODY SKIN (20-1986) (41-39-1,200) of THE FAMILY TREE fought RIRORNI COOK (106- 24) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. BLOODY SKIN was demolished by RIRORNI COOK in a 1 minute mismatched match. And this, too. What are we coming to? BLUE BLOOD (73-3657) (31-21-1,198) of BLACK & BLUE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106- 11) (0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes. BLUE BLOOD savagely defeated AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 3 minute gory melee. At least Amber had the decency to lose, as a standby should. BLACK FLAG (82-46046) (38-25-3,218) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought HOPE (20-2555) (34- 35-1,200) of THE FAMILY TREE. BLACK FLAG defeated HOPE in a 2 minute fight. Yes, but can Black Flag defeat cockroaches? Stinkbugs? Ants? The challenge matches: DR. DREAM (21-1709) (25-15-0,79) of NOMADIC TRIBE challenged D'URVILLE (39-3800) (18-5-1,100) of KIWI CONNECTION. Up 21. DR. DREAM was vanquished by D'URVILLE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. Bold, and no doubt educational. BALLIOL BLACKMOON (81-614) (21-15-0,69) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged ARAGANT (4-6220) (36-27-0,74) of THE SHALLOWSHIP. Up 5. BALLIOL BLACKMOON vanquished ARAGANT in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel. Sank the Shallowship, perhaps? ANVIL IRONFIST (81-84) (29-9-0,84) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged OBAN (31-4530) (18-20-1,90) of SINGLE MALTS. Up 6. ANVIL IRONFIST slimly won victory over OBAN in a 4 minute Challenge competition. Nothing like an ironfisted drinker, right? JACOB MARLEY (45-4351) (17-6-1,70) of PHANTOM REGIMENT challenged RANCID WAIF (8-4413) (20-15-0,71) of HAPLESS WAIF. Up 1. JACOB MARLEY was bested by RANCID WAIF in a 2 minute Challenge match. The Waif was, if I recall correctly, most challenged. And as I now see, not at all hapless. Very hapful, in fact. CHINA MILKMAID (47-6502) (13-2-1,42) of LAND OF OZ challenged GIMLET (4-6218) (24-41-2,46) of THE SHALLOWSHIP. Up 4. CHINA MILKMAID demolished GIMLET in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition. The Shallowship is getting sunk right and left. Probably an inaccurate metaphor, but that's the way it goes. NIKKO (47-6385) (18-3-1,120) of LAND OF OZ challenged GERRICK GRIMM (50-3530) (23-35-1,123) of DRUID'S GROVE. Up 3. NIKKO devastated GERRICK GRIMM in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest. Coconuts, right? And banana peels. BLUE VELVET (11-6248) (32-12-0,200) of COLORIFIC challenged DUNEDIN (14-3703) (36-59-0,201) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS. Up 1. BLUE VELVET outwaited DUNEDIN in a popular 8 minute gruesome Challenge match. Our longest fight, unless I missed one, which is possible. Not likely, perhaps, but possible. RAVISHING REDBUD (52-3197) (42-16-0,250) of FLOWER GIRLS challenged BLOODBATH (60-704) (81-63-2,349) of BASKET WEAVING 101. Down 1. You go after the title however you can. RAVISHING REDBUD was devastated by BLOODBATH in a 4 minute Challenge Title fight. A good try, Redbud, but so it goes. Congratulations to Bloodbath. Ketchum THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BLOODBATH 60-704 82 63 2 375 BASKET WEAVING 101 (225) ARADI GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 66 35 1 252 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -RIDDLER 61-1856 75 60 1 248 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE -BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109 88 48 2 243 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS -GROLSCH 21-5029 66 13 4 243 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET -HARI-KARI 73-3049 40 6 0 239 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA -DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 56 25 2 237 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK BLACK FLAG 82--19490 39 25 3 224 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG -TINY TIM 60-6042 33 11 1 220 CRAZY CREEPS (363) ARADI -RETROVIRUS 70-6086 52 36 0 218 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212) SENTERN -FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 41 12 0 216 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF MAD CAT 7-2965 62 47 6 215 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR -MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 37 30 0 215 FEAR FACTORY III (1217) DWES EG GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -TOTTI 17-5991 27 13 2 210 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR -JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 126 76 2 207 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 48 35 1 207 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE BLUE BLOOD 73-3657 32 21 1 207 BLACK & BLUE (1090) ERINIKA BLUE VELVET 11-6248 33 12 0 206 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY -FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 73 49 6 205 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK DUNEDIN 14-3703 36 60 0 203 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR -WEINERMUN 37-2635 68 69 3 201 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) SIBIKHAS -PERSEUS 72-1612 59 42 1 200 DEADLY RAGE II (1214) DRAGONHEAD HOPE 20-2555 34 36 1 200 THE FAMILY TREE (717) SEAM -WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 47 17 1 199 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA -ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809 23 12 1 199 COLORIFIC (815) CAER -MORTIFICATION 61-2333 52 47 4 198 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE -KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 51 55 2 198 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH -VIOLET VULTURE 11-6612 27 6 0 198 ANIMAL FARM (1095) ARUAK CITY RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 42 17 0 196 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA MOSGIEL 14-3836 38 24 2 196 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR -TAOS 26-4042 26 14 1 196 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM -PRIMUS 21-4975 71 18 0 195 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET -3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 43 56 3 195 GWAR (1213) SENTERN -KIMO 70-6089 41 46 4 194 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212) SENTERN -PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 40 39 1 193 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE -SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 30 19 1 190 HANGOVERS (955) ILLIS -LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 25 17 0 190 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 21 16 1 188 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD -BULL FROG 73-4547 28 11 0 184 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487 30 22 2 183 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BLOODY SKIN 20-1986 41 40 1 180 THE FAMILY TREE (717) SEAM -REAGANOMICS 21-6182 26 12 1 176 D.R.I. (1209) SUNSET PAUL 35-2349 40 44 2 174 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940 34 17 0 168 THE STORMGUARDS (192) CHIMLEVTAL -NECROMANCER 78-2520 25 5 1 167 MAGIC ARTISTS (1218) LIN TIRIAN LUMBERING WAIF 8-4346 21 16 0 165 HAPLESS WAIF (1051) ARKERS THELONIUS 21-6631 25 7 1 164 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET -CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 32 39 4 159 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE SKIN PEELER 73-5716 21 5 2 157 BLACKMAIL (1264) ERINIKA GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613 23 20 0 149 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR HUNTSMAN 7-5837 27 10 0 148 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR NERVE RAKER 21-1874 25 15 1 147 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET GALENA 28-3505 22 13 0 146 BOXOROX (1081) MORYA -FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 51 56 2 144 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LAPHROAIG 31-4529 23 17 0 143 SINGLE MALTS (1071) CHIMLEVTAL YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 36 39 1 141 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA TUNDRA 45-4280 23 15 1 139 ARCTIC WASTES (1256) STORMCROWE -SERB SMASHER 71-1393 22 17 2 136 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR NIKKO 47-6385 19 3 1 133 LAND OF OZ (28) NORTH FORK ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 41 36 0 127 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND DESPERADO 28-1152 39 38 2 127 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA BINGE N PURGE 45-3567 25 14 0 125 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE -SRAN3E 28-4382 20 15 0 120 PHANTACITY (1252) MORYA GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530 23 36 1 115 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND BILLY LILLY 28-3416 30 36 1 112 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA D'URVILLE 39-3800 19 5 1 111 KIWI CONNECTION (1277) XOCHITHLAN ZOOLANDER 39-3523 22 11 1 109 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN CRIMSON MIST 8-5047 27 12 1 108 BLOOD RITES (1253) ARKERS -MIKE TYSON 71-360 26 11 1 102 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR OLIANDER 7-5911 23 12 2 102 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR -EXTRUSION 50-3617 30 11 0 101 LIFE IMPACTS (1263) SNOWBOUND TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 22 11 0 101 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY EVALON ELKHORN 50-3553 28 21 3 100 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND -MESSY MONGREL 71-1896 17 15 0 99 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR AMELIA 28-3417 31 19 1 98 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84 30 9 0 93 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE -GWEN RYDER 9-4867 25 11 0 92 DREAM PARK (1036) ZUKAL GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LURKING FEAR 47-1755 20 11 0 90 ABYSMAL RITES (1281) NORTH FORK OBAN 31-4530 18 21 1 90 SINGLE MALTS (1071) CHIMLEVTAL -ANZAC 14-4560 25 12 2 89 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR HOBGOBLIN 71-3754 19 16 2 89 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1152) KYR'TERR -YAU (DARKFACE) 28-4519 16 7 1 89 ZULU NATION (1280) MORYA BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 22 15 0 88 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE SCANDALF 4-6219 30 37 0 86 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM -LOSING IS FUN 12-6330 23 15 1 85 WHO DA MAN? (1200) RIZTAB RANCID WAIF 8-4413 21 15 0 83 HAPLESS WAIF (1051) ARKERS LEGALASS 4-6217 30 36 1 78 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM DR. DREAM 21-1709 25 16 0 78 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET BARON STONEWALL 81-85 28 25 2 77 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE -PETRA QUORD 50-3577 16 27 0 75 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND IT'S BACON 71-3738 16 7 1 73 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1152) KYR'TERR KODIAK 47-6487 17 10 5 72 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK GHOST DANCER 28-3365 38 29 0 71 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA JACOB MARLEY 45-4351 17 7 1 67 PHANTOM REGIMENT (1279) STORMCROWE -OPASAN 28-4381 19 19 1 66 PHANTACITY (1252) MORYA TOM SMITH DISEASE 50-3400 16 12 0 65 STRANGE TUNES (1085) SNOWBOUND DOMJON 50-3554 24 25 3 64 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND ARAGANT 4-6220 36 28 0 63 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM -UNHOLY TERROR 8-5051 19 18 3 63 BLOOD RITES (1253) ARKERS -BROWN NOSE 11-6939 17 5 1 57 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY CHINA MILKMAID 47-6502 14 2 1 55 LAND OF OZ (28) NORTH FORK THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564 17 21 1 54 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE -CASH MEALS 28-4532 15 6 0 51 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (1283) MORYA -KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372 22 18 0 48 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE BALDASSARE 7-6003 16 8 0 48 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR -OBROJOBO 7-5869 14 10 1 41 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR GIMLET 4-6218 24 42 2 37 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN SKIN PEELER 73-5716 21 5 2 BLACKMAIL 1264 RIRORNI CAPTAIN 215 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE We are quite disappointed that our 8-10 fights, with strategies sent in long ago, did not run. Very disappointing. It added to a sense of lacklusterness of late, and will probably lead to not running many, if any, ADM warriors in the near future. -- The Consortium Dang. Skin Peeler -- Now that just hurt! And the most challenged in the entire arena? Really, is that necessary folks? -- Huntsman Kjarran's Hammer -- I told you I would want to do that again. But it is still odd writing to a hammer. -- Balliol Blackmoon Amelia -- You have obviously been practicing in that hangar of yours. That was not at all how that fight was supposed to go. Still, I suppose there is no use moaning about fights past. Perhaps mugs future would be a better use of our time? -- Jacob Marley The Smell of It -- Okay, I smelled it. It wasn't so bad. Didn't last long, at least. What exactly is "it?" -- Oliander Zoolander -- No fair! Someone told me you couldn't turn left! I was holding that little trick as my desperation strategy, but then you go and slide that direction anyway! False advertising! -- Baron Stonewall Losing Is Fun -- You're sick, you know that? But hey, even sick people should have fun, so I was glad to hand you a loss. Enjoy it. -- Billy Lilly Jacob Marley -- I suppose if you're a phantom, you have no use for smash, yes? -- Amelia Tammy Faye -- It's okay, you don't need a brain when you've got a body like that. Let me show you.... -- Desperado Laphroaig -- "Single malts," is that the start of a personal? You know, "Single malt seeks another of the opposite gender...." -- Young Joan Oban -- You're in luck! There was another single malt here just a minute or two ago, and if you hurry, you can catch him. I'm sure you have a lot to talk about. Such as presuading your manager to locate some female single malts. -- Ghost Dancer P.S. Such as a sweet Chocolate Malt. Anvil Ironfist -- I should be "friendly" on the sands? This is news to me. -- Desperado LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS RAVISHING REDBUD was devastated by BLOODBATH in a 4 minute Challenge Title fight. BLUE VELVET outwaited DUNEDIN in a popular 8 minute gruesome Challenge match. NIKKO devastated GERRICK GRIMM in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest. CHINA MILKMAID demolished GIMLET in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition. JACOB MARLEY was bested by RANCID WAIF in a 2 minute Challenge match. ANVIL IRONFIST slimly won victory over OBAN in a 4 minute Challenge competition. BALLIOL BLACKMOON vanquished ARAGANT in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel. DR. DREAM was vanquished by D'URVILLE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. BLACK FLAG defeated HOPE in a 2 minute fight. BLUE BLOOD savagely defeated AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 3 minute gory melee. BLOODY SKIN was demolished by RIRORNI COOK in a 1 minute mismatched match. DEVIL'S ADVOCATE was viciously subdued by THE BLACKSMITH in a 6 minute contest. PAUL was bested by LOOGIE CLAP in a 2 minute bout. MAD CAT handily defeated THELONIUS in a action packed 2 minute one-sided conflict. MOSGIEL devastated LUMBERING WAIF in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel. UNZOE THE SHAMAN slimly won victory over LAPHROAIG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl. SKIN PEELER was executed by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided match. ROXANNE DE'MORRE was beaten by YOUNG JOAN in a popular 4 minute match. BINGE N PURGE was handily defeated by HUNTSMAN in a 1 minute mismatched competition. TUNDRA overpowered TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. GALENA overpowered DESPERADO in a 1 minute uneven fray. BILLY LILLY was handily defeated by NERVE RAKER in a 2 minute one-sided contest. OLIANDER overpowered THE SMELL OF IT in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight. CRIMSON MIST vanquished IT'S BACON in a 1 minute one-sided fight. BARON STONEWALL was savagely defeated by LURKING FEAR in a exciting 2 minute melee. SCANDALF was handily defeated by EVALON ELKHORN in a 1 minute uneven bout. AMELIA savagely defeated LEGALASS in a action packed 3 minute brutal competition. ZOOLANDER overpowered GHOST DANCER in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight. HOBGOBLIN overpowered TOM SMITH DISEASE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match. DOMJON defeated BALDASSARE in a 2 minute bout. KODIAK overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute uneven bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 13 PARRY-RIPOSTE 22 - 16 - 0 58 | |SLASHING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 59 - 46 - 0 56 | |STRIKING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 52 - 41 - 0 56 | |AIMED BLOW 6 LUNGING ATTACK 71 - 63 - 2 53 | |BASHING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 29 - 26 - 0 53 | |WALL OF STEEL 5 TOTAL PARRY 45 - 42 - 1 52 | |TOTAL PARRY 5 AIMED BLOW 28 - 31 - 0 47 | |PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 16 - 20 - 1 44 | |PARRY-LUNGE 3 BASHING ATTACK 27 - 42 - 0 39 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 19 - 0 34 | Turn 215 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: WALL OF STEEL 4 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 3 3 WALL OF STEEL AIMED BLOW 4 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY BASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 9 1 LUNGING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME WALL OF STEEL BLOODBATH 60-704 82 63 2 375 BASKET WEAVING 101 (225) BASHING ATTACK MAD CAT 7-2965 62 47 6 215 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) LUNGING ATTACK BLUE BLOOD 73-3657 32 21 1 207 BLACK & BLUE (1090) PARRY-LUNGE HOPE 20-2555 34 36 1 200 THE FAMILY TREE (717) TOTAL PARRY RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 42 17 0 196 FLOWER GIRLS (265) AIMED BLOW BLOODY SKIN 20-1986 41 40 1 180 THE FAMILY TREE (717) SLASHING ATTACK PAUL 35-2349 40 44 2 174 COMMON JOE'S (509) PARRY-STRIKE UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940 34 17 0 168 THE STORMGUARDS (192) PARRY-RIPOSTE YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 36 39 1 141 DODGE BULLETS (867) STRIKING ATTACK NIKKO 47-6385 19 3 1 133 LAND OF OZ (28) The overall popularity leader is DUNEDIN 14-3703. The most popular warrior this turn was DUNEDIN 14-3703. The ten other most popular fighters were DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666, BLOODBATH 60-704, OBAN 31-4530, BLUE BLOOD 73-3657, MAD CAT 7-2965, LAPHROAIG 31-4529, YOUNG JOAN 28-3534, LURKING FEAR 47-1755, MOSGIEL 14-3836, and ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449. The least popular fighter this week was GHOST DANCER 28-3365. The other ten least popular fighters were SCANDALF 4-6219, BILLY LILLY 28-3416, DESPERADO 28-1152, TOM SMITH DISEASE 50-3400, IT'S BACON 71-3738, THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, BINGE N PURGE 45-3567, SKIN PEELER 73-5716, and BLOODY SKIN 20-1986. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K JHELUM(4) 0 4 0 MORYA(28) 3 3 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 1 0 BONSUR(7) 3 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 2 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0 ARKERS(8) 2 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0 ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 2 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 1 0 TOBIR(14) 1 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 3 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 1 0 SEAM(20) 0 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 4 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 1 0 SUNSET(21) 1 2 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 2 3 0 DWES EG(82) 2 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SCANDALF 4-6219 30 37 0 86 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM MAD CAT 7-2965 62 47 6 215 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR LUMBERING WAIF 8-4346 21 16 0 165 HAPLESS WAIF (1051) ARKERS BLUE VELVET 11-6248 33 12 0 206 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY DUNEDIN 14-3703 36 60 0 203 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR HOPE 20-2555 34 36 1 200 THE FAMILY TREE (717) SEAM THELONIUS 21-6631 25 7 1 164 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET GALENA 28-3505 22 13 0 146 BOXOROX (1081) MORYA UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940 34 17 0 168 THE STORMGUARDS (192) CHIMLEVTAL PAUL 35-2349 40 44 2 174 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA D'URVILLE 39-3800 19 5 1 111 KIWI CONNECTION (1277) XOCHITHLAN TUNDRA 45-4280 23 15 1 139 ARCTIC WASTES (1256) STORMCROWE NIKKO 47-6385 19 3 1 133 LAND OF OZ (28) NORTH FORK ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 41 36 0 127 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 42 17 0 196 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA BLOODBATH 60-704 82 63 2 375 BASKET WEAVING 101 (225) ARADI DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 21 16 1 188 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD HOBGOBLIN 71-3754 19 16 2 89 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1152) KYR'TERR BLUE BLOOD 73-3657 32 21 1 207 BLACK & BLUE (1090) ERINIKA ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84 30 9 0 93 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE BLACK FLAG 82--19490 39 25 3 224 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG