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Date   : 11/03/2009    Duedate: 11/30/2009

CRYSALIS

DM-106    TURN-215

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-REAL BEER 21/859     2155 1038 30 67.5      KIWI CONNECTION 39/1277               
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       BASKET WEAVING 101 60/225             
    ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826                     BLACK & BLUE 73/1090                  
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                      INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214            
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/219              
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                     BLOOD 4 THE MASSES 68/1239            
    THE BULLS 73/255                            COMMON JOE'S 35/509                   
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808              
    HANGOVERS 59/955                            THE FAMILY TREE 20/717                
  2 LAND OF OZ 47/28      335  171  1 66.2    9 SENTINELS 7/1202       48   61  0 44.0
    ANIMAL FARM 11/1095                         NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219                 
    CRAZY CREEPS 60/363                         DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240              
    MAGIC ARTISTS 78/1218                       PHANTOM REGIMENT 45/1279              
    COLORIFIC 11/1050                           HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282                 
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                      10 THE BEAR'S PA 47/196  127  162  4 43.9
    GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577                 11-GWAR 70/1213           39   50  1 43.8
    COLORIFIC 48/815                            D.R.I. 21/1209                        
    EXPENSE ACCOUNT 28/1283                     FEAR FACTORY IV 70/1212               
  3-DREAM PARK 9/1036      44   24  0 64.7      GWAR 77/1215                          
  4 SUPERIOR FOR 71/1152   19   12  0 61.3      WHO DA MAN? 12/1200                   
  5 BOXOROX 28/1081        52   42  0 55.3      DEADLY RAGE II 72/1214                
    SINGLE MALTS 31/1071                        FEAR FACTORY III 82/1217              
    WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052                     FEAR FACTORY 61/1211                  
    HAPLESS WAIF 8/1051                      12 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041   37   58  2 38.9
    EMETICS 45/1030                          13 DODGE BULLETS 28/867  434  756  5 36.5
    STRANGE TUNES 50/1085                    14-PHANTACITY 28/1252     39   69  0 36.1
  6 BLOOD RITES 8/1253     49   47  0 51.0      BIG BAD BRAWLERS 71/459               
    ARCTIC WASTES 45/1256                       DOGS OF WAR 71/418                    
    TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203                   15 THE SHALLOWSH 4/1206   13   38  0 25.5
  7 THE STORMGUAR 31/192   93   94  1 49.7   16-ZULU NATION 28/1280     1    0  0  100
  8 BLACKMAIL 73/1264     595  636  7 48.3   17 ABYSMAL RITE 47/1281    1    0  0  100

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 315): CONSTERNATION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 312): SURGICAL of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 310): MARLENUS of CAESAR'S POOL HALL (Caesar, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 265): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 287): HALF of SRETSAMLEUD II (Phat Phat, mgr.)
 DM  47 SCOMBS SWAMP (turn 282): SPARROW of RAPTOR (Owlin, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 268): MRS. VAUGHN of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 262): NOVERCAPHOBIA of WATCH OUT! (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 252): MATEEN of SAI'FULLAH (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 240): FAIRYFIRE of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 216): FAIZUN GOTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 216): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 217): DEATH SUCKS of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 315): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 312): STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 310): OVERLORDS (The Icelord?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 265): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 287): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 SCOMBS SWAMP (turn 282): THE OPERA (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 268): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 262): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 252): STREET-SOLDIERS (Darkface, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 240): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 216): DARK AS DAY (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 216): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 217): BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 315): CONSTERNATION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 312): EXPERIMETIA of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 309): ULTHAR STORMHELM of THE STORM GUARDS (The Icelord)
 DM  47 SCOMBS SWAMP (turn 281): SPECTRE of GOTHIC MINISTRY (Liam the Goth, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 267): PETRA QUORD of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
                              EXTRUSION of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 262): NOVERCAPHOBIA of WATCH OUT! (Soultaker, mgr.)
                            OUTCAST ORCHID of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     The Unknown Spymaster was going to do your report, but he was so unknown--that
bag over the head looked suspicious, we have to be careful who we let into the office
these days--that he couldn't get in.  Or maybe he got lost, hard to see your way with
a bag over your head.  Not that we need him--thinks he's some kind of wit, ha!
     So let us take a look at the notes the clerks have put together.  Greatest point
gain (probably):  Loogie Clap, thirty points.  Greatest point loss (possibly):  Paul,
thirty-four points after losing to Loogie.  Just guessing on those titles, as the
clerks find it amusing to tease us spy reporters with imprecise details.  They tell
me this is better than no details.
     Land Of Oz was seriously avoided by the Sentinels.
     Rancid Waif got the most challenges, most of them involving soap.
     We had thirty-one fights, which is respectable, but there were five standbys
involved.  Not so good, we need as many managed gladiators as we can get here.  This
is, after all, the best advanced arena going, and we want to keep going strongly.
Eight of the fights were the result of challenges.  The longest fight was eight
minutes.  That's... not bad, but surely we, in the Slow Arena, can do something
longer than that?  Give it some thought, and meanwhile, I' do the blow-by-blow.

     KODIAK (47-6487) (16-10-5,70) of THE BEAR'S PAW fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (106-
1) (0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes.  KODIAK overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2
minute uneven bout.  Alastarian Deserter was all broken up about this (literally,
too) because he was hoping to get the leading part in a play of that name.  But maybe
being "all broken up" will help him get the part, who can say?
     DOMJON (50-3554) (23-25-3,51) of DRUID'S GROVE fought BALDASSARE (7-6003) (16-7-
0,55) of SENTINELS.  DOMJON defeated BALDASSARE in a 2 minute bout.  The hazing of
newcomers.  At least you can drink smash for it.
     HOBGOBLIN (71-3754) (18-16-2,72) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 fought TOM SMITH DISEASE
(50-3400) (16-11-0,77) of STRANGE TUNES.  HOBGOBLIN overpowered TOM SMITH DISEASE in
a popular 1 minute one-sided match.  And where's that Goblinbane dude when you need
him, eh, Tom?

     ZOOLANDER (39-3523) (21-11-1,100) of WITLESS WONDERS fought GHOST DANCER (28-
3365) (38-28-0,71) of DODGE BULLETS.  ZOOLANDER overpowered GHOST DANCER in a 2
minute gruesome uneven fight.  Dancing with ghosts is one thing, but taking on fellow
gladiators is entirely another, as, of course, GD already knows.
     AMELIA (28-3417) (30-19-1,95) of DODGE BULLETS fought LEGALASS (4-6217) (30-35-
1,74) of THE SHALLOWSHIP.  AMELIA savagely defeated LEGALASS in an action packed 3
minute brutal competition.  Savagely?  That seems unlike the hospitable Amelia.  What
has Legalass done to set her off?
     SCANDALF (4-6219) (30-36-0,100) of THE SHALLOWSHIP fought EVALON ELKHORN (50-
3553) (27-21-3,88) of DRUID'S GROVE.  SCANDALF was handily defeated by EVALON ELKHORN
in a 1 minute uneven bout.  Now, I could easily see Scandalf setting off almost
anybody without half trying.  Some people just have the knack, and he is one of them.
     BARON STONEWALL (81-85) (28-24-2,92) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought LURKING FEAR
(47-1755) (19-11-0,68) of ABYSMAL RITES.  BARON STONEWALL was savagely defeated by
LURKING FEAR in an exciting 2 minute melee.  Which just PROVES that what you really
have to be afraid of is fear itself.
     CRIMSON MIST (8-5047) (26-12-1,100) of BLOOD RITES fought IT'S BACON (71-3738)
(16-6-1,72) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3.  CRIMSON MIST vanquished IT'S BACON in a 1 minute
one-sided fight.  Nothing to that, I can vanquish bacon quickly and one-sidedly
myself.  I do, in fact, on a daily basis.

     OLIANDER (7-5911) (22-12-2,100) of SENTINELS fought THE SMELL OF IT (45-3564)
(17-20-1,48) of EMETICS.  OLIANDER overpowered THE SMELL OF IT in an exciting 1
minute gory uneven fight.  Pine-sol.  Vinegar.  Baking soda.  There are many useful
tools for such a problem, and Oliander obviously knows them.
     BILLY LILLY (28-3416) (30-35-1,110) of DODGE BULLETS fought NERVE RAKER (21-
1874) (24-15-1,145) of NOMADIC TRIBE.  BILLY LILLY was handily defeated by NERVE
RAKER in a 2 minute one-sided contest.  And if this drives Billy to a nervous
breakdown, who's going to tend the stills?
     GALENA (28-3505) (21-13-0,122) of BOXOROX fought DESPERADO (28-1152) (39-37-
2,148) of DODGE BULLETS.  GALENA overpowered DESPERADO in a 1 minute uneven fray.
Now, this is an odd one.  I thought galena WAS bullets, and Desperado should've been
able to dodge that.  What's happening here?  Some kind of conceptual inversion?
     TUNDRA (45-4280) (22-15-1,130) of ARCTIC WASTES fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (22-
10-0,102) of WITLESS WONDERS.  TUNDRA overpowered TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute one-sided
duel.  The cold will do that.  Tammy, you should head south for the winter, look at
beaches instead of tundras.
     BINGE N PURGE (45-3567) (25-13-0,133) of EMETICS fought HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (26-
10-0,129) of SENTINELS.  BINGE N PURGE was handily defeated by HUNTSMAN in a 1 minute
mismatched competition.  And a good job it was.

     ROXANNE DE'MORRE (50-3449) (41-35-0,137) of DRUID'S GROVE fought YOUNG JOAN (28-
3534) (35-39-1,122) of DODGE BULLETS.  ROXANNE DE'MORRE was beaten by YOUNG JOAN in a
popular 4 minute match.  I'm surprised the announcer didn't rhow in one of his
stronger adjectives or verbs here, because these two women seemed to hit it off just
wrong from the word "Go."
     SKIN PEELER (73-5716) (21-4-2,156) of BLACKMAIL fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-26)
(0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  SKIN PEELER was executed by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in
a 1 minute one-sided match.  It's probably that anti-Rirorni prejudice rearing its
ugly head, right?  Either that, or the Captain refused to pay up.  Or down.
     UNZOE THE SHAMAN (31-4940) (33-17-0,166) of THE STORMGUARDS fought LAPHROAIG
(31-4529) (23-16-0,133) of SINGLE MALTS.  UNZOE THE SHAMAN slimly won victory over
LAPHROAIG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.  And no doubt enjoyed the single malt
toast at the end.
     MOSGIEL (14-3836) (37-24-2,186) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS fought LUMBERING WAIF (8-
4346) (21-15-0,164) of HAPLESS WAIF.  MOSGIEL devastated LUMBERING WAIF in an
exciting 1 minute uneven duel.  I'm not sure why this was supposed to be exciting.
It didn't seem so to me, in fact, it seemed about as funny as a bunch of clowns
(i.e., not very).
     MAD CAT (7-2965) (61-47-6,202) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS fought THELONIUS (21-
6631) (25-6-1,160) of NOMADIC TRIBE.  MAD CAT handily defeated THELONIUS in an action
packed 2 minute one-sided conflict.  This is a thing that's always puzzled me:  How
do you tell when a cat is mad?  All cats are mad almost all the time.

     PAUL (35-2349) (40-43-2,208) of COMMON JOE'S fought LOOGIE CLAP (82-46049) (29-
22-2,153) of TONGUE N CHEEK.  PAUL was bested by LOOGIE CLAP in a 2 minute bout.
You'd think that a fight involving major changes in rank for both parties would merit
an adjective, wouldn't you?  How about if I call this... a MOVING fight?  Loogie
moved up, and Paul moved down.
     DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (68-4666) (21-15-1,200) of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES fought THE
BLACKSMITH (106-22) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  DEVIL'S ADVOCATE was
viciously subdued by THE BLACKSMITH in a 6 minute contest.  Now, that's got to be
embarrassing for DA.
     BLOODY SKIN (20-1986) (41-39-1,200) of THE FAMILY TREE fought RIRORNI COOK (106-
24) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  BLOODY SKIN was demolished by RIRORNI COOK
in a 1 minute mismatched match.  And this, too.  What are we coming to?
     BLUE BLOOD (73-3657) (31-21-1,198) of BLACK & BLUE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-
11) (0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes.  BLUE BLOOD savagely defeated AMBER
WOLFWALKER in a popular 3 minute gory melee.  At least Amber had the decency to lose,
as a standby should.
     BLACK FLAG (82-46046) (38-25-3,218) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought HOPE (20-2555) (34-
35-1,200) of THE FAMILY TREE.  BLACK FLAG defeated HOPE in a 2 minute fight.  Yes,
but can Black Flag defeat cockroaches?  Stinkbugs?  Ants?

The challenge matches:
     DR. DREAM (21-1709) (25-15-0,79) of NOMADIC TRIBE challenged D'URVILLE (39-3800)
(18-5-1,100) of KIWI CONNECTION.  Up 21.  DR. DREAM was vanquished by D'URVILLE in a
1 minute uneven Challenge fight.  Bold, and no doubt educational.
     BALLIOL BLACKMOON (81-614) (21-15-0,69) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged ARAGANT
(4-6220) (36-27-0,74) of THE SHALLOWSHIP.  Up 5.  BALLIOL BLACKMOON vanquished
ARAGANT in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.  Sank the Shallowship, perhaps?
     ANVIL IRONFIST (81-84) (29-9-0,84) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged OBAN (31-4530)
(18-20-1,90) of SINGLE MALTS.  Up 6.  ANVIL IRONFIST slimly won victory over OBAN in
a 4 minute Challenge competition.  Nothing like an ironfisted drinker, right?
     JACOB MARLEY (45-4351) (17-6-1,70) of PHANTOM REGIMENT challenged RANCID WAIF
(8-4413) (20-15-0,71) of HAPLESS WAIF.  Up 1.  JACOB MARLEY was bested by RANCID WAIF
in a 2 minute Challenge match.  The Waif was, if I recall correctly, most challenged.
And as I now see, not at all hapless.  Very hapful, in fact.

     CHINA MILKMAID (47-6502) (13-2-1,42) of LAND OF OZ challenged GIMLET (4-6218)
(24-41-2,46) of THE SHALLOWSHIP.  Up 4.  CHINA MILKMAID demolished GIMLET in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge competition.  The Shallowship is getting sunk right and
left.  Probably an inaccurate metaphor, but that's the way it goes.
     NIKKO (47-6385) (18-3-1,120) of LAND OF OZ challenged GERRICK GRIMM (50-3530)
(23-35-1,123) of DRUID'S GROVE.  Up 3.  NIKKO devastated GERRICK GRIMM in a popular 1
minute one-sided Challenge contest.  Coconuts, right?  And banana peels.
     BLUE VELVET (11-6248) (32-12-0,200) of COLORIFIC challenged DUNEDIN (14-3703)
(36-59-0,201) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS.  Up 1.  BLUE VELVET outwaited DUNEDIN in a
popular 8 minute gruesome Challenge match.  Our longest fight, unless I missed one,
which is possible.  Not likely, perhaps, but possible.

     RAVISHING REDBUD (52-3197) (42-16-0,250) of FLOWER GIRLS challenged BLOODBATH
(60-704) (81-63-2,349) of BASKET WEAVING 101.  Down 1.  You go after the title
however you can.  RAVISHING REDBUD was devastated by BLOODBATH in a 4 minute
Challenge Title fight.  A good try, Redbud, but so it goes.  Congratulations to
Bloodbath.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLOODBATH 60-704            82  63  2  375  BASKET WEAVING 101 (225)   ARADI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-KING UVDAHELL 47-1643       66  35  1  252  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-RIDDLER 61-1856             75  60  1  248  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
-BOARISH YELTSIN 5-3109      88  48  2  243  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
-GROLSCH 21-5029             66  13  4  243  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-HARI-KARI 73-3049           40   6  0  239  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
-DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         56  25  2  237  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BLACK FLAG 82--19490        39  25  3  224  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
-TINY TIM 60-6042            33  11  1  220  CRAZY CREEPS (363)         ARADI
-RETROVIRUS 70-6086          52  36  0  218  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
-FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331   41  12  0  216  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
 MAD CAT 7-2965              62  47  6  215  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
-MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     37  30  0  215  FEAR FACTORY III (1217)    DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TOTTI 17-5991               27  13  2  210  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
-JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407      126  76  2  207  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458      48  35  1  207  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 BLUE BLOOD 73-3657          32  21  1  207  BLACK & BLUE (1090)        ERINIKA
 BLUE VELVET 11-6248         33  12  0  206  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189         73  49  6  205  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 DUNEDIN 14-3703             36  60  0  203  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
-WEINERMUN 37-2635           68  69  3  201  ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219)    SIBIKHAS
-PERSEUS 72-1612             59  42  1  200  DEADLY RAGE II (1214)      DRAGONHEAD
 HOPE 20-2555                34  36  1  200  THE FAMILY TREE (717)      SEAM
-WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     47  17  1  199  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
-ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809        23  12  1  199  COLORIFIC (815)            CAER
-MORTIFICATION 61-2333       52  47  4  198  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
-KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         51  55  2  198  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH
-VIOLET VULTURE 11-6612      27   6  0  198  ANIMAL FARM (1095)         ARUAK CITY
 RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197    42  17  0  196  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 MOSGIEL 14-3836             38  24  2  196  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
-TAOS 26-4042                26  14  1  196  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
-PRIMUS 21-4975              71  18  0  195  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130    43  56  3  195  GWAR (1213)                SENTERN
-KIMO 70-6089                41  46  4  194  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
-PROPANE TORCH 61-2524       40  39  1  193  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
-SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     30  19  1  190  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
-LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       25  17  0  190  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666    21  16  1  188  BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239)  FIREHOLD
-BULL FROG 73-4547           28  11  0  184  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487       30  22  2  183  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLOODY SKIN 20-1986         41  40  1  180  THE FAMILY TREE (717)      SEAM
-REAGANOMICS 21-6182         26  12  1  176  D.R.I. (1209)              SUNSET
 PAUL 35-2349                40  44  2  174  COMMON JOE'S (509)         MURSKA
 UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940    34  17  0  168  THE STORMGUARDS (192)      CHIMLEVTAL
-NECROMANCER 78-2520         25   5  1  167  MAGIC ARTISTS (1218)       LIN TIRIAN
 LUMBERING WAIF 8-4346       21  16  0  165  HAPLESS WAIF (1051)        ARKERS
 THELONIUS 21-6631           25   7  1  164  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
-CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373     32  39  4  159  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 SKIN PEELER 73-5716         21   5  2  157  BLACKMAIL (1264)           ERINIKA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613     23  20  0  149  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837             27  10  0  148  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 NERVE RAKER 21-1874         25  15  1  147  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 GALENA 28-3505              22  13  0  146  BOXOROX (1081)             MORYA
-FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     51  56  2  144  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LAPHROAIG 31-4529           23  17  0  143  SINGLE MALTS (1071)        CHIMLEVTAL
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534          36  39  1  141  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 TUNDRA 45-4280              23  15  1  139  ARCTIC WASTES (1256)       STORMCROWE
-SERB SMASHER 71-1393        22  17  2  136  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 NIKKO 47-6385               19   3  1  133  LAND OF OZ (28)            NORTH FORK
 ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449    41  36  0  127  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 DESPERADO 28-1152           39  38  2  127  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567       25  14  0  125  EMETICS (1030)             STORMCROWE
-SRAN3E 28-4382              20  15  0  120  PHANTACITY (1252)          MORYA
 GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530       23  36  1  115  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 BILLY LILLY 28-3416         30  36  1  112  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 D'URVILLE 39-3800           19   5  1  111  KIWI CONNECTION (1277)     XOCHITHLAN
 ZOOLANDER 39-3523           22  11  1  109  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 CRIMSON MIST 8-5047         27  12  1  108  BLOOD RITES (1253)         ARKERS
-MIKE TYSON 71-360           26  11  1  102  BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459)     KYR'TERR
 OLIANDER 7-5911             23  12  2  102  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-EXTRUSION 50-3617           30  11  0  101  LIFE IMPACTS (1263)        SNOWBOUND
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          22  11  0  101  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EVALON ELKHORN 50-3553      28  21  3  100  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
-MESSY MONGREL 71-1896       17  15  0   99  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 AMELIA 28-3417              31  19  1   98  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84        30   9  0   93  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
-GWEN RYDER 9-4867           25  11  0   92  DREAM PARK (1036)          ZUKAL

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LURKING FEAR 47-1755        20  11  0   90  ABYSMAL RITES (1281)       NORTH FORK
 OBAN 31-4530                18  21  1   90  SINGLE MALTS (1071)        CHIMLEVTAL
-ANZAC 14-4560               25  12  2   89  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 HOBGOBLIN 71-3754           19  16  2   89  SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1152)  KYR'TERR
-YAU (DARKFACE) 28-4519      16   7  1   89  ZULU NATION (1280)         MORYA
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614    22  15  0   88  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SCANDALF 4-6219             30  37  0   86  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
-LOSING IS FUN 12-6330       23  15  1   85  WHO DA MAN? (1200)         RIZTAB
 RANCID WAIF 8-4413          21  15  0   83  HAPLESS WAIF (1051)        ARKERS
 LEGALASS 4-6217             30  36  1   78  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
 DR. DREAM 21-1709           25  16  0   78  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 BARON STONEWALL 81-85       28  25  2   77  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
-PETRA QUORD 50-3577         16  27  0   75  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
 IT'S BACON 71-3738          16   7  1   73  SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1152)  KYR'TERR
 KODIAK 47-6487              17  10  5   72  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365        38  29  0   71  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 JACOB MARLEY 45-4351        17   7  1   67  PHANTOM REGIMENT (1279)    STORMCROWE
-OPASAN 28-4381              19  19  1   66  PHANTACITY (1252)          MORYA
 TOM SMITH DISEASE 50-3400   16  12  0   65  STRANGE TUNES (1085)       SNOWBOUND
 DOMJON 50-3554              24  25  3   64  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 ARAGANT 4-6220              36  28  0   63  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
-UNHOLY TERROR 8-5051        19  18  3   63  BLOOD RITES (1253)         ARKERS
-BROWN NOSE 11-6939          17   5  1   57  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
 CHINA MILKMAID 47-6502      14   2  1   55  LAND OF OZ (28)            NORTH FORK
 THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564     17  21  1   54  EMETICS (1030)             STORMCROWE
-CASH MEALS 28-4532          15   6  0   51  EXPENSE ACCOUNT (1283)     MORYA
-KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372    22  18  0   48  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 BALDASSARE 7-6003           16   8  0   48  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-OBROJOBO 7-5869             14  10  1   41  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 GIMLET 4-6218               24  42  2   37  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
SKIN PEELER 73-5716       21   5  2 BLACKMAIL 1264         RIRORNI CAPTAIN           215

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

We are quite disappointed that our 8-10 fights, with strategies sent in long ago, did
not run.  Very disappointing.  It added to a sense of lacklusterness of late, and
will probably lead to not running many, if any, ADM warriors in the near future. --
The Consortium

     Dang.

Skin Peeler -- Now that just hurt!  And the most challenged in the entire arena?
Really, is that necessary folks? -- Huntsman

Kjarran's Hammer -- I told you I would want to do that again.  But it is still odd
writing to a hammer. -- Balliol Blackmoon

Amelia -- You have obviously been practicing in that hangar of yours.  That was not
at all how that fight was supposed to go.  Still, I suppose there is no use moaning
about fights past.  Perhaps mugs future would be a better use of our time? -- Jacob
Marley

The Smell of It -- Okay, I smelled it.  It wasn't so bad.  Didn't last long, at
least.  What exactly is "it?" -- Oliander

Zoolander -- No fair!  Someone told me you couldn't turn left!  I was holding that
little trick as my desperation strategy, but then you go and slide that direction
anyway!  False advertising! -- Baron Stonewall

Losing Is Fun -- You're sick, you know that?  But hey, even sick people should have
fun, so I was glad to hand you a loss.  Enjoy it. -- Billy Lilly

Jacob Marley -- I suppose if you're a phantom, you have no use for smash, yes? --
Amelia

Tammy Faye -- It's okay, you don't need a brain when you've got a body like that.
Let me show you.... -- Desperado

Laphroaig -- "Single malts," is that the start of a personal?  You know, "Single malt
seeks another of the opposite gender...." -- Young Joan

Oban -- You're in luck!  There was another single malt here just a minute or two ago,
and if you hurry, you can catch him.  I'm sure you have a lot to talk about.  Such as
presuading your manager to locate some female single malts. -- Ghost Dancer
P.S.  Such as a sweet Chocolate Malt.

Anvil Ironfist -- I should be "friendly" on the sands?  This is news to me. --
Desperado

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RAVISHING REDBUD was devastated by BLOODBATH in a 4 minute Challenge Title fight.
BLUE VELVET outwaited DUNEDIN in a popular 8 minute gruesome Challenge match.
NIKKO devastated GERRICK GRIMM in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CHINA MILKMAID demolished GIMLET in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
JACOB MARLEY was bested by RANCID WAIF in a 2 minute Challenge match.
ANVIL IRONFIST slimly won victory over OBAN in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON vanquished ARAGANT in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
DR. DREAM was vanquished by D'URVILLE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BLACK FLAG defeated HOPE in a 2 minute fight.
BLUE BLOOD savagely defeated AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 3 minute gory melee.
BLOODY SKIN was demolished by RIRORNI COOK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE was viciously subdued by THE BLACKSMITH in a 6 minute contest.
PAUL was bested by LOOGIE CLAP in a 2 minute bout.
MAD CAT handily defeated THELONIUS in a action packed 2 minute one-sided conflict.
MOSGIEL devastated LUMBERING WAIF in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
UNZOE THE SHAMAN slimly won victory over LAPHROAIG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
SKIN PEELER was executed by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ROXANNE DE'MORRE was beaten by YOUNG JOAN in a popular 4 minute match.
BINGE N PURGE was handily defeated by HUNTSMAN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
TUNDRA overpowered TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GALENA overpowered DESPERADO in a 1 minute uneven fray.
BILLY LILLY was handily defeated by NERVE RAKER in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
OLIANDER overpowered THE SMELL OF IT in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
CRIMSON MIST vanquished IT'S BACON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BARON STONEWALL was savagely defeated by LURKING FEAR in a exciting 2 minute melee.
SCANDALF was handily defeated by EVALON ELKHORN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
AMELIA savagely defeated LEGALASS in a action packed 3 minute brutal competition.
ZOOLANDER overpowered GHOST DANCER in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
HOBGOBLIN overpowered TOM SMITH DISEASE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
DOMJON defeated BALDASSARE in a 2 minute bout.
KODIAK overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         PARRY-RIPOSTE     22 -  16 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         WALL OF STEEL     59 -  46 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         SLASHING ATTACK   52 -  41 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         LUNGING ATTACK    71 -  63 -  2      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         STRIKING ATTACK   29 -  26 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         TOTAL PARRY       45 -  42 -  1      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         AIMED BLOW        28 -  31 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  20 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  42 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  19 -  0      34  |

Turn 215 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      4 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         3  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         4 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  9         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  3                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    BLOODBATH 60-704           82  63  2  375 BASKET WEAVING 101 (225)
BASHING ATTACK   MAD CAT 7-2965             62  47  6  215 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLUE BLOOD 73-3657         32  21  1  207 BLACK & BLUE (1090)
PARRY-LUNGE      HOPE 20-2555               34  36  1  200 THE FAMILY TREE (717)
TOTAL PARRY      RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197   42  17  0  196 FLOWER GIRLS (265)
AIMED BLOW       BLOODY SKIN 20-1986        41  40  1  180 THE FAMILY TREE (717)
SLASHING ATTACK  PAUL 35-2349               40  44  2  174 COMMON JOE'S (509)
PARRY-STRIKE     UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940   34  17  0  168 THE STORMGUARDS (192)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    YOUNG JOAN 28-3534         36  39  1  141 DODGE BULLETS (867)
STRIKING ATTACK  NIKKO 47-6385              19   3  1  133 LAND OF OZ (28)

The overall popularity leader is DUNEDIN 14-3703.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DUNEDIN 14-3703.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 
68-4666, BLOODBATH 60-704, OBAN 31-4530, BLUE BLOOD 73-3657, MAD CAT 7-2965, 
LAPHROAIG 31-4529, YOUNG JOAN 28-3534, LURKING FEAR 47-1755, MOSGIEL 14-3836, and 
ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449.

The least popular fighter this week was GHOST DANCER 28-3365.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SCANDALF 4-6219, BILLY LILLY 28-3416, DESPERADO 28-1152, TOM 
SMITH DISEASE 50-3400, IT'S BACON 71-3738, THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564, TAMMY FAYE 
39-3520, BINGE N PURGE 45-3567, SKIN PEELER 73-5716, and BLOODY SKIN 20-1986.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            0  4 0  MORYA(28)            3  3 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  2 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            2  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       2  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  3 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       4  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  2 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        2  3 0  DWES EG(82)          2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCANDALF 4-6219             30  37  0   86  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
 MAD CAT 7-2965              62  47  6  215  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 LUMBERING WAIF 8-4346       21  16  0  165  HAPLESS WAIF (1051)        ARKERS
 BLUE VELVET 11-6248         33  12  0  206  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
 DUNEDIN 14-3703             36  60  0  203  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 HOPE 20-2555                34  36  1  200  THE FAMILY TREE (717)      SEAM
 THELONIUS 21-6631           25   7  1  164  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 GALENA 28-3505              22  13  0  146  BOXOROX (1081)             MORYA
 UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940    34  17  0  168  THE STORMGUARDS (192)      CHIMLEVTAL
 PAUL 35-2349                40  44  2  174  COMMON JOE'S (509)         MURSKA
 D'URVILLE 39-3800           19   5  1  111  KIWI CONNECTION (1277)     XOCHITHLAN
 TUNDRA 45-4280              23  15  1  139  ARCTIC WASTES (1256)       STORMCROWE
 NIKKO 47-6385               19   3  1  133  LAND OF OZ (28)            NORTH FORK
 ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449    41  36  0  127  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197    42  17  0  196  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 BLOODBATH 60-704            82  63  2  375  BASKET WEAVING 101 (225)   ARADI
 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666    21  16  1  188  BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239)  FIREHOLD
 HOBGOBLIN 71-3754           19  16  2   89  SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1152)  KYR'TERR
 BLUE BLOOD 73-3657          32  21  1  207  BLACK & BLUE (1090)        ERINIKA
 ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84        30   9  0   93  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BLACK FLAG 82--19490        39  25  3  224  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG