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Date : 12/29/2009 Duedate: 01/25/2010
CRYSALIS
DM-106 TURN-217
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 REAL BEER 21/859 2177 1041 30 67.7 ARCTIC WASTES 45/1256
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 NORTHERN LIGHTS 82/1288
ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826 7 BARBARIAN HO 72/1287 47 46 0 50.5
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 8 THE STORMGUAR 31/192 93 96 1 49.2
CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248 9 D-DAY SQUAD 34/551 607 646 7 48.4
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 BASKET WEAVING 101 60/225
THE BULLS 73/255 BLACK & BLUE 73/1090
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 PAUL'Z PHARTZ 65/985
HANGOVERS 59/955 KIWI CONNECTION 73/1232
2 LAND OF OZ 47/28 336 176 1 65.6 100% NATURAL GROOVE 20/545
MAGIC ARTISTS 78/1218 INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214
CRAZY CREEPS 60/363 ALL-STAR NANA'S 67/787
THE WEAPONS 82/1261 COMMON JOE'S 35/509
COLORIFIC 11/1050 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808
FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 THE FAMILY TREE 20/717
GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577 KIWI CONNECTION 39/1277
3-WATCH OUT! 52/1285 310 190 1 62.0 10 SENTINELS 7/1202 61 68 0 47.3
4-SUPERIOR FOR 71/1152 19 12 0 61.3 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
5 OHIO 52/1286 60 54 0 52.6 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052 PHANTOM REGIMENT 45/1279
BOXOROX 28/1081 11-THE BEAR'S PA 47/196 127 162 4 43.9
HAPLESS WAIF 8/1051 12 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041 41 62 2 39.8
EMETICS 45/1030 13 DODGE BULLETS 28/867 436 764 5 36.3
STRANGE TUNES 50/1085 14-THE SHALLOWSH 4/1206 16 39 0 29.1
SINGLE MALTS 31/1071 15 STEEL AND SI 28/1268 2 6 0 25.0
6 BLOOD RITES 8/1253 53 52 0 50.5 16-ABYSMAL RITE 47/1281 1 0 0 100
TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203 17 SRETSAMLEUD 45/1251 0 1 0 0.0
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 317): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 314): OTHER of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 312): ULL BLOODSTORM of THE STORMBRINGERS (High Lord Bosk)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 267): WHAKAPAPA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 289): PAYNE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 SCOMBS SWAMP (turn 284): SPARROW of RAPTOR (Owlin, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 270): KIRLA LORVIN of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 264): NUMBSKULL of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 253): MATEEN of SAI'FULLAH (?, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 242): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 218): WITCH of DOGS OF WAR (?, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 218): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (?, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 219): DEATH SUCKS of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 317): Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 314): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 312): THE STORMBRINGERS (High Lord Bosk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 267): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 289): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 SCOMBS SWAMP (turn 284): ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 270): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 264): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 253): STREET-SOLDIERS (Darkface, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 242): WHAT'S IN A NAME (?, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 218): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 218): KIWI CONNECTION 7 (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 219): BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 28 MORYA (turn 314): SURGICAL of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 311): MARLENUS of CAESAR'S POOL HALL (Caesar, mgr.)
ULL HARDHAMMER of THE STORMBRINGERS (High Lord Bosk)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 267): WHAKAPAPA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 288): HALF of SRETSAMLEUD II (Phat Phat, mgr.)
DM 47 SCOMBS SWAMP (turn 284): SPARROW of RAPTOR (Owlin, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 269): INGLEMORT JULS of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 264): NUMBSKULL of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
BRAIN TUMOR of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
PULLED HAMSTRING of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
(turn 263): BEXLY of OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 241): STINGAREE of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 218): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (?, mgr.)
(turn 217): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
And how are you all this fine and snowy morning? I've got a touch of cabin
fever, but other than that, I'm fine, and I hope the rest of you are as well. And
speaking of cabin fever, have you ever wondered how the Unknown Spymaster fights that
off when he keeps the bag over his head all the time? Claustrophobia city.
But on to business, which is: the fights. Thirty-three fights, which is great.
Four standbsy, could be worse. Only six challenges, that's unfortunate. I'd like to
see more challenging, and more avoiding as well. Managers using every tool available
to them.
Javelin seems to have gotten the greatest point increase today, 36 points.
Tundra probably dropped the farthest (after losing to Javelin) at 28 points. Dodge
Bullets, an easy team to beat if you ask me, was Most Avoided by Steel and Silk.
Does that mean they're stuck with wood and wool? Okay, lame pun, but on day like
this, any pun is an achievement (so watch out!). Obrojobo got the most challenges
but did not, and he's lucky in this, get elected president. A thankless job, that,
and nothing you can do is right.
The fights themselves:
THE SMELL OF IT (45-3564) (17-22-1,48) of EMETICS fought BALDASSARE (7-6003)
(17-8-0,57) of SENTINELS. THE SMELL OF IT was overpowered by BALDASSARE in a 1
minute one-sided struggle. Nose plugs. Such a simple solution, why has no one else
thought of it?
TOM SMITH DISEASE (50-3400) (16-13-0,62) of STRANGE TUNES fought GHOST DANCER
(28-3365) (38-30-0,68) of DODGE BULLETS. TOM SMITH DISEASE was narrowly defeated by
GHOST DANCER in a 2 minute contest. And Tom is a very strange tune indeed, given
that he can't sing and doesn't seem to have been trying. Of course, if you've got a
dancing ghost trying to slice and dice you, who has time to sing?
DOMJON (50-3554) (25-25-3,72) of DRUID'S GROVE fought OBAN (31-4530) (18-22-
1,82) of SINGLE MALTS. DOMJON was savagely defeated by OBAN in a popular 2 minute
gruesome bout. Ah, these druids! They can handle mead--at least, they claim that--
but a single malt is another matter. And that savage hangover at the end is going to
make the next couple of days unpleasant for Domjon.
RANCID WAIF (8-4413) (21-16-0,60) of HAPLESS WAIF fought HALF (45-4384) (17-13-
2,66) of SRETSAMLEUD II. RANCID WAIF demolished HALF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
The smell will do it. Take a clue from others here, Half, and get yourself nose
plugs. Some things are more important than breathing.
GODSMACK (82-48417) (18-6-0,65) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought AMELIA (28-3417) (31-
20-1,82) of DODGE BULLETS. GODSMACK overcame AMELIA in an exciting 1 minute fight.
Well done, Godsmack, but I urge you NOT to approach Amelia for smash in the immediate
future. That's a pun she might turn on you to painful advantage when you least
expect it.
HAZE (82-49272) (17-11-0,62) of NORTHERN LIGHTS fought SCARLET ROSE (28-4440)
(15-20-0,35) of STEEL AND SILK. HAZE overpowered SCARLET ROSE in an action packed 1
minute one-sided fight. Yes, well, that's where names can trick you, eh? Rose
thought that the haze in question was an aurora and didn't take the precautions that
would go with recognition of smog. Yes, okay, I'm readhing. Sue me. It's that kind
of day.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON (81-614) (23-15-0,100) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought VELVET
FINISH (28-4441) (17-17-0,70) of STEEL AND SILK. BALLIOL BLACKMOON beat VELVET
FINISH in an action packed 1 minute competition. I can think of an off-the-wall play
on words for this one, too, but it would take too long to work it out in print, so
we'll have to pass. I know you're disappointed, but into every life must fall a
disappointment or two. It seems to be some kind of rule.
TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (22-12-0,104) of WITLESS WONDERS fought CRIMSON MIST (8-
5047) (27-13-1,101) of BLOOD RITES. TAMMY FAYE handily defeated CRIMSON MIST in a 1
minute uneven bout. Proof, if any was needed, that a blonde doesn't need wits to
keep her life on track. Blonde-ness its own reward, or something.
BINGE N PURGE (45-3567) (25-15-0,113) of EMETICS fought EVALON ELKHORN (50-3553)
(29-21-3,105) of DRUID'S GROVE. BINGE N PURGE won victory over EVALON ELKHORN in an
action packed 1 minute bout. AND polluted the grove, but if Evalon couldn't stop
him/her/it, too bad for the grove.
BILLY LILLY (28-3416) (30-37-1,120) of DODGE BULLETS fought BANDAGED HAND (20-
2765) (14-6-2,122) of 100% NATURAL GROOVE. BILLY LILLY was overpowered by BANDAGED
HAND in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel. Billy, you should give serious
consideration to retiring and going back to dealing with bears.
DESPERADO (28-1152) (39-39-2,127) of DODGE BULLETS fought LAPHROAIG (31-4529)
(24-17-0,147) of SINGLE MALTS. DESPERADO was defeated by LAPHROAIG in an exciting 1
minute duel. Another who can't hold his liquor. Or someone else's liquor, as the
case might be.
GERRICK GRIMM (50-3530) (23-37-1,114) of DRUID'S GROVE fought D'URVILLE (39-
3800) (19-6-1,99) of KIWI CONNECTION. GERRICK GRIMM devastated D'URVILLE in a
popular 1 minute one-sided bout. Yes, well, as long as I'm making weird connections
here, I will point out that kiwis are warm-climate fruits, and Snowboud, from which
Gerrick comes, wouldn't know a warm climate if it was served on a platter with
watercress around it. Isn't it amazing the things I get paid to write?
OLIANDER (7-5911) (24-12-2,125) of SENTINELS fought ZOOLANDER (39-3523) (23-11-
1,130) of WITLESS WONDERS. OLIANDER was overcome by ZOOLANDER in an action packed 1
minute duel. So is this going to be a day when wits are useless? Inquiring minds
want to know, and if the answer is "yes," they're going back to bed.
LUMBERING WAIF (8-4346) (21-17-0,161) of HAPLESS WAIF fought YOUNG JOAN (28-
3534) (36-40-1,143) of DODGE BULLETS. LUMBERING WAIF was overpowered by YOUNG JOAN
in an exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight. Gotta watch out for these older women,
Lumbering. They know dirty tricks we can't even imagine.
AB DESTINED 4 THE DA (65-1154) (17-10-2,172) of PAUL'Z PHARTZ fought NERVE RAKER
(21-1874) (25-16-1,129) of NOMADIC TRIBE. AB DESTINED 4 THE DA overcame NERVE RAKER
in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition. Somebody get Nerve some warm milk to
settle him down, eh? It's been said, and I believe rightly, that you can't go raking
other people's nerves without stirring up your own.
TUNDRA (45-4280) (24-15-1,154) of ARCTIC WASTES fought JAVELIN (82-33234) (10-5-
0,115) of THE WEAPONS. TUNDRA was demolished by JAVELIN in an exciting 1 minute gory
one-sided bout. This is the fight that resulted in the highest point gain and the
deepest point drop, and you can see why.
BULL FROG (73-4547) (29-11-0,191) of THE BULLS fought ROXANNE DE'MORRE (50-3449)
(42-36-0,152) of DRUID'S GROVE. BULL FROG viciously subdued ROXANNE DE'MORRE in a
popular 2 minute brutal brawl. You shouldn't have tried to kiss him first, Roxy.
Some frogs will never be princes, no matter what.
BLACK FLAG (82-46046) (39-26-3,195) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought PRIMUS (21-4975)
(72-18-0,209) of REAL BEER. BLACK FLAG was beaten by PRIMUS in a 2 minute brawl.
Ah, beer. What more need I say?
TOTTI (17-5991) (27-14-2,194) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL fought KISSYFUR (67-2187) (34-
23-1,186) of ALL-STAR NANA'S. TOTTI won victory over KISSYFUR in a 2 minute fray. I
could tell you things about Kissyfur, stories that circulate in the halls of the
Commission where Snide Clemens sniggers over things you can't imagine, but I won't.
Some idiot is standing in my doorway tapping his foot, wanting to take this report to
the printer, and there's no time to do justice to that epic tale.
MAJOR DAMAGE (31-600) (83-52-2,324) of MILITARY MAYHEM fought HOPE (20-2555)
(34-37-1,206) of THE FAMILY TREE. MAJOR DAMAGE won victory over HOPE in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute bout. And what else could you expect. "Major damage" isn't an
empty phrase.
KING UVDAHELL (47-1643) (67-35-1,275) of ROYAL FLUSH fought VERMICIOUS KNID
(106-30) (0-0-0,240) of the College of Mimes. KING UVDAHELL savagely defeated
VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict. And the first standby, odd
that they should all be at the high end of the random matches today. No doubt
there's some hidden reason for this, such as the departure of the Consortium leaving
holes in our ranks. Those ladies from the Flower Shoppe especially will be missed.
DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (57-25-2,243) of ROYAL FLUSH fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-
26) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. DISCO QUEEN luckily beat RIRORNI CAPTAIN in
a 2 minute bloody match. It wasn't luck, it was the flashing mirrors on the Queen's
crown. Even a captain among the Rirorni is not up to speed on things like that.
Quiet country folks, the Rirorni, at least until they pick up their swords.
ACE IN THE HOLE (47-2402) (67-45-1,246) of ROYAL FLUSH fought TELGOR (106-27)
(0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. ACE IN THE HOLE narrowly defeated TELGOR in a
crowd pleasing 7 minute competition. And this took you seven minutes, Ace? What
were you doing for the first six and a half?
DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (121-38-2,249) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought GOJIRO (106-31)
(0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes. DUTCH TREAT handily defeated GOJIRO in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. Much better. If you're going to defeat a mime,
this is the way to do it: handily, exciting, one-sided, and in one minute. Good
job, Dutch.
GROLSCH (21-5029) (67-13-4,251) of REAL BEER fought PAUL (35-2349) (41-44-2,192)
of COMMON JOE'S. GROLSCH defeated PAUL in an exciting 1 minute fight. Another
victory for Real Beer.
HARI-KARI (73-3049) (41-6-0,245) of WAY TO GO! II fought MAD CAT (7-2965) (63-
47-6,233) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS. HARI-KARI vanquished MAD CAT in a 2 minute
gruesome uneven fight. Speaking of slicing and dicing, I don't want to know what
happened to the cat's... remains.
Ah, the challenge matches:
KRONOS GRIMHOLT (7-6011) (16-6-1,82) of SENTINELS challenged KARATIA (73-3624)
(27-14-1,90) of KIWI CONNECTION. Up 8. KRONOS GRIMHOLT was bested by KARATIA in a
popular 1 minute Challenge competition. I like to see bold young gladiators here,
but there's no denying that until they get more experience, they regularly get handed
their heads. And other parts, but this is a family newsletter.
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (14-11-1,38) of SENTINELS challenged COLLINGWOOD (39-3798)
(20-7-2,39) of KIWI CONNECTION. Up 1. OBROJOBO devastated COLLINGWOOD in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. Interesting that Obrojobo got the most
challenges, but he fought on one of his own. Might've done better against a
challenger, but you never know with things like that.
EXPERIENTIA (28-4483) (18-11-0,67) of STEEL AND SILK challenged BARON STONEWALL
(81-85) (29-25-2,92) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. Up 25. EXPERIENTIA devastated BARON
STONEWALL in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight. Stonewall is now, well, gravel
driveway, perhaps.
ANVIL IRONFIST (81-84) (31-9-0,123) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged GALENA (28-
3505) (22-14-0,140) of BOXOROX. Up 17. ANVIL IRONFIST defeated GALENA in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel. Galema hammers out nicely, which is an advantage
with the high-metal ores. And a gladiator has to take advantages where he finds
them.
HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (28-10-0,155) of SENTINELS challenged U.S.S. ARIZONA (34-2643)
(34-24-1,179) of D-DAY SQUAD. Up 24. HUNTSMAN was demolished by U.S.S. ARIZONA in a
1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. That's a dangerous ship to be sailing around
this little island. And how did it get here, anyway? It isn't like we're on a
coast.
THELONIUS (21-6631) (26-7-1,166) of NOMADIC TRIBE challenged UNZOE THE SHAMAN
(31-4940) (34-18-0,167) of THE STORMGUARDS. Up 1. THELONIUS devastated UNZOE THE
SHAMAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. When you've got rhythm, what else
do you need? Besides that.
For the title:
BLOODBATH (60-704) (83-63-2,393) of BASKET WEAVING 101 fought REMARK A BULL (73-
499) (67-27-2,250) of THE BULLS. BLOODBATH was handily defeated by REMARK A BULL in
a 1 minute uneven Title melee. And so it goes, with Bloodbath relinquishing the
title to a Bull. I'd remark on him, but that's a little obvious, and I don't feel
you could have missed it.
Fare you well for another month, and we'll hope for warmer weather.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
REMARK A BULL 73-499 68 27 2 271 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAJOR DAMAGE 31-600 84 52 2 332 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 68 35 1 283 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
HARI-KARI 73-3049 42 6 0 264 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 122 38 2 260 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
GROLSCH 21-5029 68 13 4 255 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
ACE IN THE HOLE 47-2402 68 45 1 254 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 58 25 2 249 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
PRIMUS 21-4975 73 18 0 221 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 47 18 1 207 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
-FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 41 13 0 206 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
BLACK FLAG 82--19490 39 27 3 206 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
HOPE 20-2555 34 38 1 206 THE FAMILY TREE (717) SEAM
-BLUE VELVET 11-6248 33 12 0 206 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY
-LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 26 17 0 206 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
TOTTI 17-5991 28 14 2 204 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
PAUL 35-2349 41 45 2 203 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
BLOODBATH 60-704 83 64 2 201 BASKET WEAVING 101 (225) ARADI
MAD CAT 7-2965 63 48 6 199 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
-TINY TIM 60-6042 33 12 1 199 CRAZY CREEPS (363) ARADI
-DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 92 48 3 198 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 42 17 0 196 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 35 24 1 193 D-DAY SQUAD (551) MONUNTIAL
BULL FROG 73-4547 30 11 0 193 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
KISSYFUR 67-2187 34 24 1 188 ALL-STAR NANA'S (787) BARIKALA
THELONIUS 21-6631 27 7 1 186 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
-LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487 30 22 2 183 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 30 20 1 183 HANGOVERS (955) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AB DESTINED 4 THE 65-1154 18 10 2 174 PAUL'Z PHARTZ (985) DAL SHANG
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 37 40 1 165 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 42 37 0 162 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940 34 19 0 161 THE STORMGUARDS (192) CHIMLEVTAL
-NECROMANCER 78-2520 25 6 1 159 MAGIC ARTISTS (1218) LIN TIRIAN
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 28 11 0 154 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
JAVELIN 82--32302 11 5 0 151 THE WEAPONS (1261) DWES EG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LAPHROAIG 31-4529 25 17 0 149 SINGLE MALTS (1071) CHIMLEVTAL
ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84 32 9 0 142 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
LUMBERING WAIF 8-4346 21 18 0 142 HAPLESS WAIF (1051) ARKERS
ZOOLANDER 39-3523 24 11 1 141 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
-NIKKO 47-6385 19 4 1 141 LAND OF OZ (28) NORTH FORK
NERVE RAKER 21-1874 25 17 1 140 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
GALENA 28-3505 22 15 0 135 BOXOROX (1081) MORYA
BANDAGED HAND 20-2765 15 6 2 132 100% NATURAL GROOVE (545) SEAM
DESPERADO 28-1152 39 40 2 129 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530 24 37 1 128 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
TUNDRA 45-4280 24 16 1 126 ARCTIC WASTES (1256) STORMCROWE
OLIANDER 7-5911 24 13 2 124 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
BINGE N PURGE 45-3567 26 15 0 121 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 23 12 0 121 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
BILLY LILLY 28-3416 30 38 1 113 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
EVALON ELKHORN 50-3553 29 22 3 105 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 24 15 0 102 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SCANDALF 4-6219 31 37 0 100 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
KARATIA 73-3624 28 14 1 99 KIWI CONNECTION (1232) ERINIKA
CRIMSON MIST 8-5047 27 14 1 95 BLOOD RITES (1253) ARKERS
EXPERIENTIA 28-4483 19 11 0 95 STEEL AND SILK (1268) MORYA
-LEGALASS 4-6217 31 36 1 93 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
D'URVILLE 39-3800 19 7 1 93 KIWI CONNECTION (1277) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-LURKING FEAR 47-1755 20 11 0 90 ABYSMAL RITES (1281) NORTH FORK
-HOBGOBLIN 71-3754 19 16 2 89 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1152) KYR'TERR
GODSMACK 82--17119 19 6 0 88 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
OBAN 31-4530 19 22 1 87 SINGLE MALTS (1071) CHIMLEVTAL
KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011 16 7 1 83 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-STINGAREE 59-2698 22 13 1 80 ISLANDERS (804) ILLIS
-DR. DREAM 21-1709 25 16 0 78 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
-INGLEMORT JULS 50-3596 20 18 0 78 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND
-WHAKAPAPA 39-3801 22 6 4 76 KIWI CONNECTION (1277) XOCHITHLAN
RANCID WAIF 8-4413 22 16 0 75 HAPLESS WAIF (1051) ARKERS
VELVET FINISH 28-4441 17 18 0 75 STEEL AND SILK (1268) MORYA
GHOST DANCER 28-3365 39 30 0 74 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
-OUTCAST ORCHID 52-3870 21 8 2 73 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
-IT'S BACON 71-3738 16 7 1 73 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1152) KYR'TERR
-KODIAK 47-6487 17 10 5 72 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
AMELIA 28-3417 31 21 1 71 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
BARON STONEWALL 81-85 29 26 2 71 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
-PUP TENT 11-7134 19 13 1 71 BULLDOGS (174) ARUAK CITY
DOMJON 50-3554 25 26 3 70 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
BALDASSARE 7-6003 18 8 0 68 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-JACOB MARLEY 45-4351 17 7 1 67 PHANTOM REGIMENT (1279) STORMCROWE
HAZE 82--16264 18 11 0 66 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1288) DWES EG
-ARAGANT 4-6220 36 29 0 64 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
TOM SMITH DISEASE 50-3400 16 14 0 64 STRANGE TUNES (1085) SNOWBOUND
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-DUNNIK 81-900 18 7 0 61 CLAN LONGBEARD (1274) SHADOWSPIRE
OBROJOBO 7-5869 15 11 1 57 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-GIMLET 4-6218 25 42 2 55 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM
HALF 45-4384 17 14 2 55 SRETSAMLEUD II (1251) STORMCROWE
-CHINA MILKMAID 47-6502 14 2 1 55 LAND OF OZ (28) NORTH FORK
-ANNA BEATRICE 46-4124 16 3 0 51 FANDILS (220) ARDIVENT
THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564 17 23 1 43 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
SCARLET ROSE 28-4440 15 21 0 34 STEEL AND SILK (1268) MORYA
-NOVERCAPHOBIA 52-3837 10 1 0 31 WATCH OUT! (1285) FRATSFA
COLLINGWOOD 39-3798 20 8 2 29 KIWI CONNECTION (1277) XOCHITHLAN
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Crysallis -- It was perhaps not the best showing in the regional tournament, but
congrats to those that gave it their all. Thelonius and I were honored to be members
of the squad. I was quite surprised and pleased to be able to bring home a couple of
wins for the slow folks! -- Baron Stonewall
Let the other arenas look down on us for being "slow," we just take the time to
do things right. -- Ketchum
Oban -- Have I done that once before? I'll try to avoid that, but if they keep
putting you above me in the rankings, what do you expect? -- Anvil Ironfist
Aragant -- Perhaps you should work on the 'tude a bit if you are going to lose like
that. -- Balliol
Is there a better way to lose?
D'Urville -- Now that was NOT supposed to happen. Ugly. And it may have cost me my
slot on the active roster. I hate it when that happens. -- Dr. Dream
Binge and Purge -- Now that is just nasty. If I am going to go to all of the trouble
to hunt something tasty for you the least you could do is keep it down! Just like
you stayed down on the sands after I put you there. -- Huntsman
The Smell of It -- Talk about a bad draw two turns in a row for you. I still want to
know what "it" is. Or maybe I don't? -- Oliander
You really don't.
Consortium -- Don't let one missed turn drive you away from Crysalis! It is always
good to have talkative managers present and dueling! I have no doubt you can help
keep the luster in Crysalis! -- Nomad and gang
Oban -- It was a good last cycle for me. First, I manage to win two rounds for
Crysalis in the regional tournament, a feat that must rank as my proudest moment on
the sands. Second, I defeat you for my first win in the advanced games. Yes,
indeed, these are heady times for the Baron! -- Baron Stonewall
The Smell of It -- Weren't you glad you didn't have to face another random matchup
with Oliander? -- Baldassare
Binge and Purge -- I would think all that purging might leave you weak. Have you
ever considered giving up that part of your name and seeing what it did for your
endurance? Just curious. -- Anvil Ironfist
Not to mention his weight, eh?
Billy -- Now don't get discouraged, these things happen to everyone. Just look for
more manageable prey, like that bear you were talking about. That was you, right?
Maybe you could manage a bear? -- Thelonius
U.S.S. Arizona -- I've never fought a whole ship before, and I would prefer not to do
it again. Ouch! -- Young Joan
Thelonius -- At least the music was good. But I need some smash, maybe a lot of
smash, after that one. -- Billy Lilly
Huntsman -- I could've done without that. -- Desperado
Scadalf -- Is that anything to say to an innocent girl like me? -- Amelia
Balliol Blackmoon -- And that with the full moon breathing down our necks? Assuming
the moon breathes, and why shouldn't it? But it sounds like an uscheduled eclipse to
me. -- Ghost Dancer
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
THELONIUS devastated UNZOE THE SHAMAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HUNTSMAN was demolished by U.S.S. ARIZONA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
ANVIL IRONFIST defeated GALENA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel.
EXPERIENTIA devastated BARON STONEWALL in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
OBROJOBO devastated COLLINGWOOD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
KRONOS GRIMHOLT was bested by KARATIA in a popular 1 minute Challenge competition.
BLOODBATH was handily defeated by REMARK A BULL in a 1 minute uneven Title melee.
HARI-KARI vanquished MAD CAT in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
GROLSCH defeated PAUL in a exciting 1 minute fight.
DUTCH TREAT handily defeated GOJIRO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
ACE IN THE HOLE narrowly defeated TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 7 minute competition.
DISCO QUEEN luckily beat RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute bloody match.
KING UVDAHELL savagely defeated VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
MAJOR DAMAGE won victory over HOPE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
TOTTI won victory over KISSYFUR in a 2 minute fray.
BLACK FLAG was beaten by PRIMUS in a 2 minute brawl.
BULL FROG viciously subdued ROXANNE DE'MORRE in a popular 2 minute brutal brawl.
TUNDRA was demolished by JAVELIN in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
AB DESTINED 4 THE DA overcame NERVE RAKER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition.
LUMBERING WAIF was overpowered by YOUNG JOAN in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
OLIANDER was overcome by ZOOLANDER in a action packed 1 minute duel.
GERRICK GRIMM devastated D'URVILLE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
DESPERADO was defeated by LAPHROAIG in a exciting 1 minute duel.
BILLY LILLY was overpowered by BANDAGED HAND in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BINGE N PURGE won victory over EVALON ELKHORN in a action packed 1 minute bout.
TAMMY FAYE handily defeated CRIMSON MIST in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON beat VELVET FINISH in a action packed 1 minute competition.
HAZE overpowered SCARLET ROSE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
GODSMACK overcame AMELIA in a exciting 1 minute fight.
RANCID WAIF demolished HALF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DOMJON was savagely defeated by OBAN in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
TOM SMITH DISEASE was narrowly defeated by GHOST DANCER in a 2 minute contest.
THE SMELL OF IT was overpowered by BALDASSARE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 14 WALL OF STEEL 69 - 48 - 0 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 13 PARRY-RIPOSTE 21 - 15 - 0 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 LUNGING ATTACK 74 - 62 - 2 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 STRIKING ATTACK 31 - 28 - 0 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 42 - 40 - 1 51 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 AIMED BLOW 30 - 32 - 0 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 45 - 50 - 0 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-STRIKE 18 - 23 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 27 - 38 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 20 - 0 35 |
Turn 217 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 4 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 9 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 4 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 6 1 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL REMARK A BULL 73-499 68 27 2 271 THE BULLS (255)
LUNGING ATTACK KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 68 35 1 283 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 42 6 0 264 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
TOTAL PARRY DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 122 38 2 260 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
PARRY-STRIKE DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 58 25 2 249 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-LUNGE HOPE 20-2555 34 38 1 206 THE FAMILY TREE (717)
BASHING ATTACK TOTTI 17-5991 28 14 2 204 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)
SLASHING ATTACK PAUL 35-2349 41 45 2 203 COMMON JOE'S (509)
PARRY-RIPOSTE YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 37 40 1 165 DODGE BULLETS (867)
STRIKING ATTACK ZOOLANDER 39-3523 24 11 1 141 WITLESS WONDERS (1052)
The overall popularity leader is MAJOR DAMAGE 31-600. The most popular warrior this
turn was KING UVDAHELL 47-1643. The ten other most popular fighters were ACE IN THE
HOLE 47-2402, NERVE RAKER 21-1874, MAJOR DAMAGE 31-600, BULL FROG 73-4547, HOPE
20-2555, OBAN 31-4530, TOM SMITH DISEASE 50-3400, GALENA 28-3505, EXPERIENTIA
28-4483, and GODSMACK 82--17119.
The least popular fighter this week was HALF 45-4384. The other ten least popular
fighters were CRIMSON MIST 8-5047, HUNTSMAN 7-5837, UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940, THE
SMELL OF IT 45-3564, DOMJON 50-3554, AMELIA 28-3417, SCARLET ROSE 28-4440, VELVET
FINISH 28-4441, BILLY LILLY 28-3416, and DESPERADO 28-1152.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 2 4 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 3 1 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0
ARKERS(8) 1 2 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 BARIKALA(67) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 2 2 0 ERINIKA(73) 4 0 0
SUNSET(21) 3 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 3 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 1 0
CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 3 0 0 DWES EG(82) 3 1 0
MORYA(28) 3 6 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 4 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAD CAT 7-2965 63 48 6 199 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
LUMBERING WAIF 8-4346 21 18 0 142 HAPLESS WAIF (1051) ARKERS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOTTI 17-5991 28 14 2 204 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
HOPE 20-2555 34 38 1 206 THE FAMILY TREE (717) SEAM
GROLSCH 21-5029 68 13 4 255 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 122 38 2 260 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 37 40 1 165 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
MAJOR DAMAGE 31-600 84 52 2 332 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 35 24 1 193 D-DAY SQUAD (551) MONUNTIAL
PAUL 35-2349 41 45 2 203 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
ZOOLANDER 39-3523 24 11 1 141 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
TUNDRA 45-4280 24 16 1 126 ARCTIC WASTES (1256) STORMCROWE
KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 68 35 1 283 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 42 37 0 162 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
BLOODBATH 60-704 83 64 2 201 BASKET WEAVING 101 (225) ARADI
AB DESTINED 4 THE 65-1154 18 10 2 174 PAUL'Z PHARTZ (985) DAL SHANG
KISSYFUR 67-2187 34 24 1 188 ALL-STAR NANA'S (787) BARIKALA
REMARK A BULL 73-499 68 27 2 271 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84 32 9 0 142 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
BLACK FLAG 82--19490 39 27 3 206 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG