AD Date : 03/23/2010 Duedate: 04/19/2010 CRYSALIS DM-106 TURN-220 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 REAL BEER 21/859 2190 1046 30 67.7 STRANGE TUNES 50/1085 WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 6 SENTINELS 7/1202 78 79 0 49.7 ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240 WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219 CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248 7-THE STORMGUAR 31/192 94 97 1 49.2 MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 8 500 BPM 77/1260 622 663 7 48.4 THE BULLS 73/255 KIWI CONNECTION 73/1232 ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 BASKET WEAVING 101 60/225 HANGOVERS 59/955 PAUL'Z PHARTZ 65/985 2 LAND OF OZ 47/28 345 177 1 66.1 INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214 THE WEAPONS 82/1261 D-DAY SQUAD 34/551 FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 100% NATURAL GROOVE 20/545 3 STEEL BLADES 30/525 103 79 0 56.6 ALL-STAR NANA'S 67/787 DEMONIC FURY 44/454 THE FAMILY TREE 20/717 4 BLOOD RITES 8/1253 64 58 0 52.5 KIWI CONNECTION 39/1277 TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203 9 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041 44 71 2 38.3 ARCTIC WASTES 45/1256 10 DODGE BULLETS 28/867 443 772 5 36.5 NORTHERN LIGHTS 82/1288 11 PHANTACITY 28/1252 41 73 0 36.0 5 BOXOROX 28/1081 72 72 0 50.0 BIG BAD BRAWLERS 71/459 SINGLE MALTS 31/1071 DOGS OF WAR 71/418 WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052 12 THE SHALLOWSH 4/1206 21 46 0 31.3 HAPLESS WAIF 8/1051 13 ZEITGEIST 83/1290 5 13 0 27.8 EMETICS 45/1030 STEEL AND SILK 28/1268 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 320): ZILCH of Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 317): CRICTOR UNGERER of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 315): KOLUM MAROD of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 270): MANN SLAUGHTER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 292): WALRUS of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 287): RONDOL QUIGLO of THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 273): MRS. VAUGHN of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 267): NOT SO HOT of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 254): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 245): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 221): FAIZUN GOTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 221): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 222): ROS QUIN of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 320): Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 317): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 615): THE KINDRED (Godric Magnesson DaVinci, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 270): IDLE ITEMS (Tonezy, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 292): ASAIRE (?, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 287): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 273): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 267): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 254): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 245): WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 221): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 221): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 222): BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 319): WAR BOND of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 316): OTHER of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 315): KOLUM MAROD of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 292): WALRUS of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 273): KIRLA LORVIN of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 267): NOT SO HOT of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 221): FAIZUN GOTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER It's a plot, that's what it is. The best Advanced arena, take it however you want to slice it, and it falls--always--at a point in the schedule when it can't get the attention it deserves! And make no mistake about it, this is the best arena on the Isle. True, Talahya and Primus have more fights, but what's that? Quantity is not the same as quality, and what we've got is quality. And quantity as well over the regionals and Home Guard. Ha! To give it some attention, even if not as much as is deserved, I note that: Mad Cat had the greatest point gain at 41. Messy Mongrel had the greatest loss at 32. Last turn's top gladiator, Major Damage, didn't show up to fight today and lost the title. Witless Wonders were most avoided by Sentinels. And Baldassare got the most challenges. We had thirty-six fights with only two standbys. Seven challenge matches. The longest fight was a mere seven minutes. And except for the details, there you have it. The details: SURGICAL (28-4437) (17-21-0,66) of STEEL AND SILK fought AMELIA (28-3417) (32- 22-1,63) of DODGE BULLETS. SURGICAL was handily defeated by AMELIA in a 1 minute mismatched match. Whatever it was Amelia put in the latest batch of smash, it seems to have delivered the goods. VELVET FINISH (28-4441) (17-19-0,71) of STEEL AND SILK fought OPASAN (28-4381) (19-19-1,66) of PHANTACITY. VELVET FINISH was overpowered by OPASAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel. Home town match? The way they were going at it, there might have been some deep-rooted grudge at issue. WHAKAPAPA (39-3801) (22-7-4,71) of KIWI CONNECTION fought OBAN (31-4530) (19-24- 1,78) of SINGLE MALTS. WHAKAPAPA was handily defeated by OBAN in a popular 1 minute uneven match. Malt sounds good... chocolate malt, I think. Let me look into that. THE SMELL OF IT (45-3564) (17-25-1,34) of EMETICS fought COLLINGWOOD (39-3798) (20-10-2,31) of KIWI CONNECTION. THE SMELL OF IT handily defeated COLLINGWOOD in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. Collingwood forgot his gas mask, eh? GABBER KNIGHT (77-2243) (0-0-0,0) of 500 BPM fought DOMJON (50-3554) (25-28- 3,50) of DRUID'S GROVE. GABBER KNIGHT subdued DOMJON in an exciting 1 minute struggle. Who is this Gabber Knight who comes to us with no fights and no rankings? LORD EXETER (81-932) (19-11-0,57) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought LEGALASS (4-6217) (31-38-1,86) of THE SHALLOWSHIP. LORD EXETER was bested by LEGALASS in a 1 minute battle. Even the bookies weren't surprised, but give Exeter a little time to build up his experience and you may see something different. MESSY MONGREL (71-1896) (17-15-0,99) of DOGS OF WAR fought ARAGANT (4-6220) (36- 31-0,35) of THE SHALLOWSHIP. MESSY MONGREL was savagely defeated by ARAGANT in an action packed 7 minute contest. And can you wonder that after a defeat like this, Messy dropped farther than anyone else? HAZE (82-49272) (20-11-0,100) of NORTHERN LIGHTS fought TOM SMITH DISEASE (50- 3400) (17-15-0,78) of STRANGE TUNES. HAZE overpowered TOM SMITH DISEASE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout. This whole thing was strange, not just the tune. KARATIA (73-3624) (30-14-1,129) of KIWI CONNECTION fought GODSMACK (82-48417) (21-6-0,108) of TONGUE N CHEEK. KARATIA overpowered GODSMACK in a popular 1 minute one-sided match. Probably just as well. Who wants to be around when gods are getting smacked? SERB SMASHER (71-1393) (22-17-2,136) of DOGS OF WAR fought BALLIOL BLACKMOON (81-614) (26-15-0,133) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. SERB SMASHER overpowered BALLIOL BLACKMOON in a 1 minute uneven duel. Does this mean Balliol is a serb? Or just that he wasn't on his toes today? NIKKO (47-6385) (19-4-1,141) of LAND OF OZ fought SCANDALF (4-6219) (33-37- 0,136) of THE SHALLOWSHIP. NIKKO overpowered SCANDALF in an exciting 1 minute gory uneven competition. No scandal in Oz, it isn't in the constitution. MIKE TYSON (71-360) (26-11-1,102) of BIG BAD BRAWLERS fought KRONOS GRIMHOLT (7- 6011) (18-7-1,102) of SENTINELS. MIKE TYSON was vanquished by KRONOS GRIMHOLT in a 1 minute one-sided fray. Odd that it should be one-sided. I didn't expect that of this pair. LAPHROAIG (31-4529) (25-19-0,146) of SINGLE MALTS fought BILLY LILLY (28-3416) (31-39-1,124) of DODGE BULLETS. LAPHROAIG savagely defeated BILLY LILLY in an action packed 2 minute brutal match. Word has it that Billy didn't mind the loss, it's the hangover that's going to get him into trouble. ZOOLANDER (39-3523) (25-12-1,115) of WITLESS WONDERS fought U.S.S. ARIZONA (34- 2643) (35-26-1,150) of D-DAY SQUAD. ZOOLANDER was overpowered by U.S.S. ARIZONA in a popular 1 minute uneven fight. Run down at sea! I kid you not, this happened right here in the arena, despite the fact that the arena is not a sea. D'URVILLE (39-3800) (20-8-1,108) of KIWI CONNECTION fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE (106-8) (0-0-0,110) of the College of Mums. D'URVILLE was overpowered by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute one-sided match. Be prepared for laughter, D'Urville, because Zorro is going to boast in the bars tonight. EVALON ELKHORN (50-3553) (30-23-3,141) of DRUID'S GROVE fought LUMBERING WAIF (8-4346) (21-20-0,110) of HAPLESS WAIF. EVALON ELKHORN was vanquished by LUMBERING WAIF in a 1 minute mismatched fray. This is what happens when you don't pay attention. GERRICK GRIMM (50-3530) (24-39-1,108) of DRUID'S GROVE fought TAMMY FAYE (39- 3520) (23-14-0,110) of WITLESS WONDERS. GERRICK GRIMM demolished TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute uneven bout. Silly woman. TUNDRA (45-4280) (26-16-1,149) of ARCTIC WASTES fought BANDAGED HAND (20-2765) (15-8-2,122) of 100% NATURAL GROOVE. TUNDRA was devastated by BANDAGED HAND in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout. Gruesome doesn't begin to cover it: the mess out there was beyond description. GALENA (28-3505) (23-16-0,160) of BOXOROX fought DESPERADO (28-1152) (40-41- 2,115) of DODGE BULLETS. GALENA overpowered DESPERADO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight. Desparado isn't looking so good these days, is he? Maybe too much drinking behind the barn and not enough practicing. ROXANNE DE'MORRE (50-3449) (43-38-0,160) of DRUID'S GROVE fought BINGE N PURGE (45-3567) (27-16-0,140) of EMETICS. ROXANNE DE'MORRE was savagely defeated by BINGE N PURGE in a 2 minute brutal bout. Ah, and if you had ever tried the binge-and-purge method yourself, you wouldn't wonder at the brutality and savage defeat here! JAVELIN (82-33234) (12-5-0,158) of THE WEAPONS fought PUPPY ON PATROL (71-1613) (23-20-0,149) of DOGS OF WAR. JAVELIN devastated PUPPY ON PATROL in a 1 minute one- sided fight. Puppy thought it was a stick being thrown, you see. ASHAR (30-1777) (50-45-3,196) of STEEL BLADES fought AB DESTINED 4 THE DA (65- 1154) (19-11-2,178) of PAUL'Z PHARTZ. ASHAR viciously subdued AB DESTINED 4 THE DA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout. With a name like Ab's, what can you expect? THELONIUS (21-6631) (28-8-1,206) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought LOOGIE CLAP (82-46049) (30-23-2,192) of TONGUE N CHEEK. THELONIUS was vanquished by LOOGIE CLAP in an action packed 1 minute mismatched bout. Unfortunately, these things happen. Maybe next time, Thelonius. HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (30-11-0,205) of SENTINELS fought BLACK FLAG (82-46046) (40- 28-3,198) of TONGUE N CHEEK. HUNTSMAN was handily defeated by BLACK FLAG in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. Oops! Way not to go, Huntsman. You probably need vitamins. GROLSCH (21-5029) (69-13-4,267) of REAL BEER fought MAD CAT (7-2965) (65-48- 6,205) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS. GROLSCH was devastated by MAD CAT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory one-sided battle. And thus did Mad Cat come out with the largest point gain of the day. PRIMUS (21-4975) (74-18-0,232) of REAL BEER fought WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (47-18-1,207) of FLOWER GIRLS. PRIMUS overpowered WHACKING WILLOW in a crowd pleasing 6 minute one-sided match. Think of it as a late frost. BLOODBATH (60-704) (85-64-2,235) of BASKET WEAVING 101 fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-0-0,220) of the College of Mums. BLOODBATH overpowered GOJIRO in an action packed 1 minute gory one-sided fight. And Gojiro will crawl off and keep out of Zorro's way. VIOLATOR (44-2122) (50-40-1,213) of DEMONIC FURY fought CHUCK NORRIS (71-993) (21-14-1,190) of BIG BAD BRAWLERS. VIOLATOR overpowered CHUCK NORRIS in a 1 minute uneven duel. Ah, I always knew Chuckie was over-rated. His shoulders are too narrow. The challenges: WINKIE (47-6401) (18-8-2,88) of LAND OF OZ challenged EXPERIENTIA (28-4483) (19- 12-0,94) of STEEL AND SILK. Up 6. WINKIE overpowered EXPERIENTIA in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. Easy as winking. GUSHAN (83-222) (18-10-0,64) of ZEITGEIST challenged GHOST DANCER (28-3365) (41- 30-0,96) of DODGE BULLETS. Up 32. GUSHAN devastated GHOST DANCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. Hang your head in shame, Ghost Dancer. GIMLET (4-6218) (26-43-2,66) of THE SHALLOWSHIP challenged BALDASSARE (7-6003) (19-9-0,83) of SENTINELS. Up 17. GIMLET was overpowered by BALDASSARE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. Baldassare the most challenged, and the victorious. Way to go! SCARLET ROSE (28-4440) (16-21-0,58) of STEEL AND SILK challenged RANCID WAIF (8- 4413) (23-17-0,66) of HAPLESS WAIF. Up 8. SCARLET ROSE was bested by RANCID WAIF in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest. Battle of the scents out there. It was a tough one. CHINA MILKMAID (47-6502) (16-2-1,84) of LAND OF OZ challenged CRIMSON MIST (8- 5047) (28-15-1,95) of BLOOD RITES. Up 11. CHINA MILKMAID demolished CRIMSON MIST in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. China is stainless, you know. ANVIL IRONFIST (81-84) (34-9-0,167) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged KISSYFUR (67- 2187) (34-26-1,194) of ALL-STAR NANA'S. Up 27. ANVIL IRONFIST won victory over KISSYFUR in an action packed 2 minute Challenge battle. Always good to see someone come up from below and win. OLIANDER (7-5911) (26-13-2,173) of SENTINELS challenged YOUNG JOAN (28-3534) (37-42-1,174) of DODGE BULLETS. Up 1. OLIANDER was devastated by YOUNG JOAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. But she did offer to bring him smash in the Infirmary. For the title, in the absence of last turn's (silent) title-holder: ACE IN THE HOLE (47-2402) (69-45-1,260) of ROYAL FLUSH fought WYNETT (30-2340) (44-39-2,205) of STEEL BLADES. ACE IN THE HOLE vanquished WYNETT in an action packed 5 minute uneven Title duel. Our congratulations to Ace. Ketchum THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ACE IN THE HOLE 47-2402 70 45 1 276 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -MAJOR DAMAGE 31-600 85 52 2 349 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL -KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 69 35 1 294 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -REMARK A BULL 73-499 69 27 2 277 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA -DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 123 38 2 268 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM PRIMUS 21-4975 75 18 0 260 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET BLOODBATH 60-704 86 64 2 246 BASKET WEAVING 101 (225) ARADI MAD CAT 7-2965 66 48 6 246 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR VIOLATOR 44-2122 51 40 1 225 DEMONIC FURY (454) KRILL BLACK FLAG 82--19490 41 28 3 219 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487 31 23 2 217 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG -LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 27 17 0 217 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY -DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 93 48 3 216 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -TOTTI 17-5991 29 14 2 214 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR -FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 74 49 6 211 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -HOPE 20-2555 35 39 1 211 THE FAMILY TREE (717) SEAM GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 47 19 1 205 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA ASHAR 30-1777 51 45 3 203 STEEL BLADES (525) IAYE -HARI-KARI 73-3049 42 7 0 203 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA WYNETT 30-2340 44 40 2 199 STEEL BLADES (525) IAYE GROLSCH 21-5029 69 14 4 196 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET HUNTSMAN 7-5837 30 12 0 192 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 38 42 1 191 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84 35 9 0 191 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE -DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 58 26 2 190 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -BULL FROG 73-4547 30 12 0 188 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA THELONIUS 21-6631 28 9 1 188 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET CHUCK NORRIS 71-993 21 15 1 186 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR KISSYFUR 67-2187 34 27 1 185 ALL-STAR NANA'S (787) BARIKALA GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 30 21 1 180 HANGOVERS (955) ILLIS AB DESTINED 4 THE 65-1154 19 12 2 180 PAUL'Z PHARTZ (985) DAL SHANG JAVELIN 82--32302 13 5 0 169 THE WEAPONS (1261) DWES EG -UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940 35 20 0 168 THE STORMGUARDS (192) CHIMLEVTAL OLIANDER 7-5911 26 14 2 163 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR GALENA 28-3505 24 16 0 162 BOXOROX (1081) MORYA U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 36 26 1 159 D-DAY SQUAD (551) MONUNTIAL BINGE N PURGE 45-3567 28 16 0 159 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE SERB SMASHER 71-1393 23 17 2 151 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR NIKKO 47-6385 20 4 1 151 LAND OF OZ (28) NORTH FORK BANDAGED HAND 20-2765 16 8 2 151 100% NATURAL GROOVE (545) SEAM GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 43 39 0 148 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND LAPHROAIG 31-4529 26 19 0 148 SINGLE MALTS (1071) CHIMLEVTAL KARATIA 73-3624 31 14 1 143 KIWI CONNECTION (1232) ERINIKA PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613 23 21 0 143 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR LUMBERING WAIF 8-4346 22 20 0 140 HAPLESS WAIF (1051) ARKERS -NERVE RAKER 21-1874 25 19 1 138 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET SCANDALF 4-6219 33 38 0 131 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM BILLY LILLY 28-3416 31 40 1 127 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA TUNDRA 45-4280 26 17 1 127 ARCTIC WASTES (1256) STORMCROWE BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 26 16 0 126 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530 25 39 1 124 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND -GREEN THUMB 11-6830 36 15 0 123 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011 19 7 1 121 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR DESPERADO 28-1152 40 42 2 118 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA ZOOLANDER 39-3523 25 13 1 117 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY EVALON ELKHORN 50-3553 30 24 3 116 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND HAZE 82--16264 21 11 0 108 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1288) DWES EG GODSMACK 82--17119 21 7 0 107 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY WINKIE 47-6401 19 8 2 100 LAND OF OZ (28) NORTH FORK CHINA MILKMAID 47-6502 17 2 1 100 LAND OF OZ (28) NORTH FORK -GERTH 81-665 24 26 1 99 CLAN LONGBEARD (1274) SHADOWSPIRE TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 23 15 0 99 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN D'URVILLE 39-3800 20 9 1 99 KIWI CONNECTION (1277) XOCHITHLAN GUSHAN 83-222 19 10 0 97 ZEITGEIST (1290) TELORINTHE MIKE TYSON 71-360 26 12 1 95 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR OBAN 31-4530 20 24 1 95 SINGLE MALTS (1071) CHIMLEVTAL GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BALDASSARE 7-6003 20 9 0 90 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR LEGALASS 4-6217 32 38 1 88 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM -WITCH 71-1841 23 15 1 85 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR EXPERIENTIA 28-4483 19 13 0 84 STEEL AND SILK (1268) MORYA CRIMSON MIST 8-5047 28 16 1 83 BLOOD RITES (1253) ARKERS OPASAN 28-4381 20 19 1 79 PHANTACITY (1252) MORYA TOM SMITH DISEASE 50-3400 17 16 0 78 STRANGE TUNES (1085) SNOWBOUND AMELIA 28-3417 33 22 1 75 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA ARAGANT 4-6220 37 31 0 73 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM GHOST DANCER 28-3365 41 31 0 72 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA -OTHER 28-4536 22 6 0 72 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (1283) MORYA RANCID WAIF 8-4413 24 17 0 70 HAPLESS WAIF (1051) ARKERS -CORRIN 81-924 20 8 2 70 CLAN LONGBEARD (1274) SHADOWSPIRE -WAR BOND 8-5066 18 14 0 68 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS -OBROJOBO 7-5869 16 12 1 68 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR MESSY MONGREL 71-1896 17 16 0 67 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR -BARON STONEWALL 81-85 29 27 2 65 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE GIMLET 4-6218 26 44 2 63 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM WHAKAPAPA 39-3801 22 8 4 63 KIWI CONNECTION (1277) XOCHITHLAN LORD EXETER 81-932 19 12 0 59 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE VELVET FINISH 28-4441 17 20 0 58 STEEL AND SILK (1268) MORYA SURGICAL 28-4437 17 22 0 57 STEEL AND SILK (1268) MORYA SCARLET ROSE 28-4440 16 22 0 57 STEEL AND SILK (1268) MORYA -SIS 46-4153 16 5 0 53 FANDILS (220) ARDIVENT THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564 18 25 1 49 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243 1 0 0 31 500 BPM (1260) MAZGOURRAH COLLINGWOOD 39-3798 20 11 2 22 KIWI CONNECTION (1277) XOCHITHLAN DOMJON 50-3554 25 29 3 20 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Well, Michael, you ran this time and with gusto! Salute. And bring on those fine Telorinthe warriors; we know 'em well. -- The Consortium Folk Surgical -- I thank you for the interest. Not everyone is interested in a poor little milkmaid, especially one made of china. Some think I am a hard woman, but I am really rather easy. (wink) Well, maybe not THAT easy. -- China Milkmaid Amelia -- I love wrestling around with you. You have a good feel to you. -- Winkie Billy Lilly -- Perhaps my weapon was better than your weapon? -- Javelin Crip -- You are back in force! Welcome back, Champ. And kudos on your new addition to the empire. -- The Consortium Elders Gimlet -- Nothing personal, you were just there. Wrong place at the wrong time. -- Baldy U.S.S. Arizona -- Huntsman showed me how it was done, so I thought, "what the heck." It isn't like you haven't been sunk before. -- Oliander Dairy Queen -- No, it wasn't the thought of the ice cream that got me. Maybe the 9,000 fight difference in experience? Yep, might have been that. -- Thelonius Slippery Nipple -- I was going to say something about winning your challenges, but realized that I haven't won all of mine either. I hate it when that happens. When it happens to me that is. To you, that I am okay with. -- Huntsman The Smell of It -- Ahh, I might not be a Sentinel, but those guys told me I would enjoy the matchup. "Tolerate the smell and the rest will be easy," they said. And for once, they were right. -- Lord Exeter Mad Cat -- They all are. Both insane and angry. Fun sometimes, but mad. -- Young Joan P.S. I think they resent that they can't use can-openers. Javelin -- Obviously, this is not MY weapon. Good skills, though. -- Billy Lilly Scandalf -- Almost I don't want to be seen with you--your name is a byword and a hissing. -- Desperado P.S. And you're a lot too free with your hands. P.P.S. Okay, not a hissing so much as a gulping. Winkie -- It seems inappropriate that you should be taller than I am. -- Amelia Obrojobo -- You didn't have to lose to get an invitation to a smash party. Not that "party" isn't a more formal than the facts, we just get together in the back of Amelia's hanger and stuff happens. Smash, barbeque, dancing, other stuff. -- Ghost Dancer Baron Stonewall -- There are worse things than retirement. -- Ghost Dancer LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS OLIANDER was devastated by YOUNG JOAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. ANVIL IRONFIST won victory over KISSYFUR in a action packed 2 minute Challenge battle. CHINA MILKMAID demolished CRIMSON MIST in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. SCARLET ROSE was bested by RANCID WAIF in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest. GIMLET was overpowered by BALDASSARE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. GUSHAN devastated GHOST DANCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. WINKIE overpowered EXPERIENTIA in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. ACE IN THE HOLE vanquished WYNETT in a action packed 5 minute uneven Title duel. VIOLATOR overpowered CHUCK NORRIS in a 1 minute uneven duel. BLOODBATH overpowered GOJIRO in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided fight. PRIMUS overpowered WHACKING WILLOW in a crowd pleasing 6 minute one-sided match. GROLSCH was devastated by MAD CAT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory one-sided battle. HUNTSMAN was handily defeated by BLACK FLAG in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. THELONIUS was vanquished by LOOGIE CLAP in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout. ASHAR viciously subdued AB DESTINED 4 THE DA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout. JAVELIN devastated PUPPY ON PATROL in a 1 minute one-sided fight. ROXANNE DE'MORRE was savagely defeated by BINGE N PURGE in a 2 minute brutal bout. GALENA overpowered DESPERADO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight. TUNDRA was devastated by BANDAGED HAND in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout. GERRICK GRIMM demolished TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute uneven bout. EVALON ELKHORN was vanquished by LUMBERING WAIF in a 1 minute mismatched fray. D'URVILLE was overpowered by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute one-sided match. ZOOLANDER was overpowered by U.S.S. ARIZONA in a popular 1 minute uneven fight. LAPHROAIG savagely defeated BILLY LILLY in a action packed 2 minute brutal match. MIKE TYSON was vanquished by KRONOS GRIMHOLT in a 1 minute one-sided fray. NIKKO overpowered SCANDALF in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven competition. SERB SMASHER overpowered BALLIOL BLACKMOON in a 1 minute uneven duel. KARATIA overpowered GODSMACK in a popular 1 minute one-sided match. HAZE overpowered TOM SMITH DISEASE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout. MESSY MONGREL was savagely defeated by ARAGANT in a action packed 7 minute contest. LORD EXETER was bested by LEGALASS in a 1 minute battle. GABBER KNIGHT subdued DOMJON in a exciting 1 minute struggle. THE SMELL OF IT handily defeated COLLINGWOOD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. WHAKAPAPA was handily defeated by OBAN in a popular 1 minute uneven match. VELVET FINISH was overpowered by OPASAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel. SURGICAL was handily defeated by AMELIA in a 1 minute mismatched match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |WALL OF STEEL 14 LUNGING ATTACK 78 - 60 - 2 57 | |LUNGING ATTACK 12 STRIKING ATTACK 37 - 29 - 0 56 | |STRIKING ATTACK 9 WALL OF STEEL 67 - 53 - 0 56 | |SLASHING ATTACK 9 TOTAL PARRY 33 - 31 - 0 52 | |AIMED BLOW 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 17 - 16 - 0 52 | |TOTAL PARRY 5 AIMED BLOW 32 - 32 - 0 50 | |BASHING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 29 - 32 - 0 48 | |PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 18 - 0 42 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 18 - 26 - 0 41 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 37 - 56 - 0 40 | Turn 220 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 8 5 WALL OF STEEL TOTAL PARRY 4 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY BASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 AIMED BLOW 2 - 5 2 PARRY-LUNGE LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 5 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 7 1 LUNGING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 4 1 BASHING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY ACE IN THE HOLE 47-2402 70 45 1 276 ROYAL FLUSH (10) WALL OF STEEL PRIMUS 21-4975 75 18 0 260 REAL BEER (859) BASHING ATTACK MAD CAT 7-2965 66 48 6 246 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) PARRY-LUNGE VIOLATOR 44-2122 51 40 1 225 DEMONIC FURY (454) SLASHING ATTACK ASHAR 30-1777 51 45 3 203 STEEL BLADES (525) PARRY-RIPOSTE WYNETT 30-2340 44 40 2 199 STEEL BLADES (525) LUNGING ATTACK THELONIUS 21-6631 28 9 1 188 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) STRIKING ATTACK NIKKO 47-6385 20 4 1 151 LAND OF OZ (28) AIMED BLOW KARATIA 73-3624 31 14 1 143 KIWI CONNECTION (1232) PARRY-STRIKE BALDASSARE 7-6003 20 9 0 90 SENTINELS (1202) The overall popularity leader is BLOODBATH 60-704. The most popular warrior this turn was WYNETT 30-2340. The ten other most popular fighters were LAPHROAIG 31-4529, PRIMUS 21-4975, MAD CAT 7-2965, ASHAR 30-1777, MESSY MONGREL 71-1896, KISSYFUR 67-2187, ACE IN THE HOLE 47-2402, HAZE 82--16264, WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167, and BINGE N PURGE 45-3567. The least popular fighter this week was SURGICAL 28-4437. The other ten least popular fighters were DOMJON 50-3554, GODSMACK 82--17119, BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, DESPERADO 28-1152, PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613, CHUCK NORRIS 71-993, GIMLET 4-6218, CRIMSON MIST 8-5047, and VELVET FINISH 28-4441. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K JHELUM(4) 2 2 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0 BONSUR(7) 3 2 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 5 0 BARIKALA(67) 0 1 0 ARKERS(8) 2 1 0 KRILL(44) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 4 0 SEAM(20) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 2 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0 SUNSET(21) 1 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 4 0 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 0 0 MORYA(28) 4 7 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 4 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 2 0 IAYE(30) 1 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 4 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 0 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SCANDALF 4-6219 33 38 0 131 THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206) JHELUM MAD CAT 7-2965 66 48 6 246 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR LUMBERING WAIF 8-4346 22 20 0 140 HAPLESS WAIF (1051) ARKERS BANDAGED HAND 20-2765 16 8 2 151 100% NATURAL GROOVE (545) SEAM PRIMUS 21-4975 75 18 0 260 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 38 42 1 191 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA ASHAR 30-1777 51 45 3 203 STEEL BLADES (525) IAYE LAPHROAIG 31-4529 26 19 0 148 SINGLE MALTS (1071) CHIMLEVTAL U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 36 26 1 159 D-DAY SQUAD (551) MONUNTIAL ZOOLANDER 39-3523 25 13 1 117 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN VIOLATOR 44-2122 51 40 1 225 DEMONIC FURY (454) KRILL BINGE N PURGE 45-3567 28 16 0 159 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE ACE IN THE HOLE 47-2402 70 45 1 276 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 43 39 0 148 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 47 19 1 205 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA BLOODBATH 60-704 86 64 2 246 BASKET WEAVING 101 (225) ARADI AB DESTINED 4 THE 65-1154 19 12 2 180 PAUL'Z PHARTZ (985) DAL SHANG KISSYFUR 67-2187 34 27 1 185 ALL-STAR NANA'S (787) BARIKALA CHUCK NORRIS 71-993 21 15 1 186 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR KARATIA 73-3624 31 14 1 143 KIWI CONNECTION (1232) ERINIKA GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243 1 0 0 31 500 BPM (1260) MAZGOURRAH ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84 35 9 0 191 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE BLACK FLAG 82--19490 41 28 3 219 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG GUSHAN 83-222 19 10 0 97 ZEITGEIST (1290) TELORINTHE