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Date   : 03/23/2010    Duedate: 04/19/2010

CRYSALIS

DM-106    TURN-220

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 REAL BEER 21/859     2190 1046 30 67.7      STRANGE TUNES 50/1085                 
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                     6 SENTINELS 7/1202       78   79  0 49.7
    ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826                     DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240              
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                        NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219                 
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                   7-THE STORMGUAR 31/192   94   97  1 49.2
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                     8 500 BPM 77/1260       622  663  7 48.4
    THE BULLS 73/255                            KIWI CONNECTION 73/1232               
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           BASKET WEAVING 101 60/225             
    HANGOVERS 59/955                            PAUL'Z PHARTZ 65/985                  
  2 LAND OF OZ 47/28      345  177  1 66.1      INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214            
    THE WEAPONS 82/1261                         D-DAY SQUAD 34/551                    
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                         100% NATURAL GROOVE 20/545            
  3 STEEL BLADES 30/525   103   79  0 56.6      ALL-STAR NANA'S 67/787                
    DEMONIC FURY 44/454                         THE FAMILY TREE 20/717                
  4 BLOOD RITES 8/1253     64   58  0 52.5      KIWI CONNECTION 39/1277               
    TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203                    9 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041   44   71  2 38.3
    ARCTIC WASTES 45/1256                    10 DODGE BULLETS 28/867  443  772  5 36.5
    NORTHERN LIGHTS 82/1288                  11 PHANTACITY 28/1252     41   73  0 36.0
  5 BOXOROX 28/1081        72   72  0 50.0      BIG BAD BRAWLERS 71/459               
    SINGLE MALTS 31/1071                        DOGS OF WAR 71/418                    
    WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052                  12 THE SHALLOWSH 4/1206   21   46  0 31.3
    HAPLESS WAIF 8/1051                      13 ZEITGEIST 83/1290       5   13  0 27.8
    EMETICS 45/1030                             STEEL AND SILK 28/1268                

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 320): ZILCH of Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 317): CRICTOR UNGERER of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 315): KOLUM MAROD of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 270): MANN SLAUGHTER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 292): WALRUS of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 287): RONDOL QUIGLO of THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 273): MRS. VAUGHN of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 267): NOT SO HOT of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 254): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 245): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 221): FAIZUN GOTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 221): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 222): ROS QUIN of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 320): Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 317): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 615): THE KINDRED (Godric Magnesson DaVinci, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 270): IDLE ITEMS (Tonezy, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 292): ASAIRE (?, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 287): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 273): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 267): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 254): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 245): WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 221): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 221): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 222): BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 319): WAR BOND of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 316): OTHER of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 315): KOLUM MAROD of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 292): WALRUS of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 273): KIRLA LORVIN of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 267): NOT SO HOT of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 221): FAIZUN GOTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     It's a plot, that's what it is.  The best Advanced arena, take it however you
want to slice it, and it falls--always--at a point in the schedule when it can't get
the attention it deserves!  And make no mistake about it, this is the best arena on
the Isle.  True, Talahya and Primus have more fights, but what's that?  Quantity is
not the same as quality, and what we've got is quality.  And quantity as well over
the regionals and Home Guard.  Ha!

     To give it some attention, even if not as much as is deserved, I note that:  Mad
Cat had the greatest point gain at 41.  Messy Mongrel had the greatest loss at 32.
Last turn's top gladiator, Major Damage, didn't show up to fight today and lost the
title.  Witless Wonders were most avoided by Sentinels.  And Baldassare got the most
challenges.
     We had thirty-six fights with only two standbys.  Seven challenge matches.  The
longest fight was a mere seven minutes.
     And except for the details, there you have it.

The details:
     SURGICAL (28-4437) (17-21-0,66) of STEEL AND SILK fought AMELIA (28-3417) (32-
22-1,63) of DODGE BULLETS.  SURGICAL was handily defeated by AMELIA in a 1 minute
mismatched match.  Whatever it was Amelia put in the latest batch of smash, it seems
to have delivered the goods.
     VELVET FINISH (28-4441) (17-19-0,71) of STEEL AND SILK fought OPASAN (28-4381)
(19-19-1,66) of PHANTACITY.  VELVET FINISH was overpowered by OPASAN in a 1 minute
one-sided duel.  Home town match?  The way they were going at it, there might have
been some deep-rooted grudge at issue.
     WHAKAPAPA (39-3801) (22-7-4,71) of KIWI CONNECTION fought OBAN (31-4530) (19-24-
1,78) of SINGLE MALTS.  WHAKAPAPA was handily defeated by OBAN in a popular 1 minute
uneven match.  Malt sounds good... chocolate malt, I think.  Let me look into that.
     THE SMELL OF IT (45-3564) (17-25-1,34) of EMETICS fought COLLINGWOOD (39-3798)
(20-10-2,31) of KIWI CONNECTION.  THE SMELL OF IT handily defeated COLLINGWOOD in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.  Collingwood forgot his gas mask, eh?

     GABBER KNIGHT (77-2243) (0-0-0,0) of 500 BPM fought DOMJON (50-3554) (25-28-
3,50) of DRUID'S GROVE.  GABBER KNIGHT subdued DOMJON in an exciting 1 minute
struggle.  Who is this Gabber Knight who comes to us with no fights and no rankings?
     LORD EXETER (81-932) (19-11-0,57) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought LEGALASS (4-6217)
(31-38-1,86) of THE SHALLOWSHIP.  LORD EXETER was bested by LEGALASS in a 1 minute
battle.  Even the bookies weren't surprised, but give Exeter a little time to build
up his experience and you may see something different.
     MESSY MONGREL (71-1896) (17-15-0,99) of DOGS OF WAR fought ARAGANT (4-6220) (36-
31-0,35) of THE SHALLOWSHIP.  MESSY MONGREL was savagely defeated by ARAGANT in an
action packed 7 minute contest.  And can you wonder that after a defeat like this,
Messy dropped farther than anyone else?
     HAZE (82-49272) (20-11-0,100) of NORTHERN LIGHTS fought TOM SMITH DISEASE (50-
3400) (17-15-0,78) of STRANGE TUNES.  HAZE overpowered TOM SMITH DISEASE in a popular
1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.  This whole thing was strange, not just the tune.

     KARATIA (73-3624) (30-14-1,129) of KIWI CONNECTION fought GODSMACK (82-48417)
(21-6-0,108) of TONGUE N CHEEK.  KARATIA overpowered GODSMACK in a popular 1 minute
one-sided match.  Probably just as well.  Who wants to be around when gods are
getting smacked?
     SERB SMASHER (71-1393) (22-17-2,136) of DOGS OF WAR fought BALLIOL BLACKMOON
(81-614) (26-15-0,133) of DRAGONBANE GUILD.  SERB SMASHER overpowered BALLIOL
BLACKMOON in a 1 minute uneven duel.  Does this mean Balliol is a serb?  Or just that
he wasn't on his toes today?
     NIKKO (47-6385) (19-4-1,141) of LAND OF OZ fought SCANDALF (4-6219) (33-37-
0,136) of THE SHALLOWSHIP.  NIKKO overpowered SCANDALF in an exciting 1 minute gory
uneven competition.  No scandal in Oz, it isn't in the constitution.
     MIKE TYSON (71-360) (26-11-1,102) of BIG BAD BRAWLERS fought KRONOS GRIMHOLT (7-
6011) (18-7-1,102) of SENTINELS.  MIKE TYSON was vanquished by KRONOS GRIMHOLT in a 1
minute one-sided fray.  Odd that it should be one-sided.  I didn't expect that of
this pair.
     LAPHROAIG (31-4529) (25-19-0,146) of SINGLE MALTS fought BILLY LILLY (28-3416)
(31-39-1,124) of DODGE BULLETS.  LAPHROAIG savagely defeated BILLY LILLY in an action
packed 2 minute brutal match.  Word has it that Billy didn't mind the loss, it's the
hangover that's going to get him into trouble.

     ZOOLANDER (39-3523) (25-12-1,115) of WITLESS WONDERS fought U.S.S. ARIZONA (34-
2643) (35-26-1,150) of D-DAY SQUAD.  ZOOLANDER was overpowered by U.S.S. ARIZONA in a
popular 1 minute uneven fight.  Run down at sea!  I kid you not, this happened right
here in the arena, despite the fact that the arena is not a sea.
     D'URVILLE (39-3800) (20-8-1,108) of KIWI CONNECTION fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE
(106-8) (0-0-0,110) of the College of Mums.  D'URVILLE was overpowered by ZORRO, THE
GAY BLADE in a 1 minute one-sided match.  Be prepared for laughter, D'Urville,
because Zorro is going to boast in the bars tonight.
     EVALON ELKHORN (50-3553) (30-23-3,141) of DRUID'S GROVE fought LUMBERING WAIF
(8-4346) (21-20-0,110) of HAPLESS WAIF.  EVALON ELKHORN was vanquished by LUMBERING
WAIF in a 1 minute mismatched fray.  This is what happens when you don't pay
attention.
     GERRICK GRIMM (50-3530) (24-39-1,108) of DRUID'S GROVE fought TAMMY FAYE (39-
3520) (23-14-0,110) of WITLESS WONDERS.  GERRICK GRIMM demolished TAMMY FAYE in a 1
minute uneven bout.  Silly woman.
     TUNDRA (45-4280) (26-16-1,149) of ARCTIC WASTES fought BANDAGED HAND (20-2765)
(15-8-2,122) of 100% NATURAL GROOVE.  TUNDRA was devastated by BANDAGED HAND in a 1
minute gruesome one-sided bout.  Gruesome doesn't begin to cover it:  the mess out
there was beyond description.

     GALENA (28-3505) (23-16-0,160) of BOXOROX fought DESPERADO (28-1152) (40-41-
2,115) of DODGE BULLETS.  GALENA overpowered DESPERADO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
mismatched fight.  Desparado isn't looking so good these days, is he?  Maybe too much
drinking behind the barn and not enough practicing.
     ROXANNE DE'MORRE (50-3449) (43-38-0,160) of DRUID'S GROVE fought BINGE N PURGE
(45-3567) (27-16-0,140) of EMETICS.  ROXANNE DE'MORRE was savagely defeated by BINGE
N PURGE in a 2 minute brutal bout.  Ah, and if you had ever tried the binge-and-purge
method yourself, you wouldn't wonder at the brutality and savage defeat here!
     JAVELIN (82-33234) (12-5-0,158) of THE WEAPONS fought PUPPY ON PATROL (71-1613)
(23-20-0,149) of DOGS OF WAR.  JAVELIN devastated PUPPY ON PATROL in a 1 minute one-
sided fight.  Puppy thought it was a stick being thrown, you see.
     ASHAR (30-1777) (50-45-3,196) of STEEL BLADES fought AB DESTINED 4 THE DA (65-
1154) (19-11-2,178) of PAUL'Z PHARTZ.  ASHAR viciously subdued AB DESTINED 4 THE DA
in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.  With a name like Ab's, what can you
expect?
     THELONIUS (21-6631) (28-8-1,206) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought LOOGIE CLAP (82-46049)
(30-23-2,192) of TONGUE N CHEEK.  THELONIUS was vanquished by LOOGIE CLAP in an
action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.  Unfortunately, these things happen.  Maybe
next time, Thelonius.

     HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (30-11-0,205) of SENTINELS fought BLACK FLAG (82-46046) (40-
28-3,198) of TONGUE N CHEEK.  HUNTSMAN was handily defeated by BLACK FLAG in a 1
minute one-sided conflict.  Oops!  Way not to go, Huntsman.  You probably need
vitamins.
     GROLSCH (21-5029) (69-13-4,267) of REAL BEER fought MAD CAT (7-2965) (65-48-
6,205) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS.  GROLSCH was devastated by MAD CAT in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute gory one-sided battle.  And thus did Mad Cat come out with the
largest point gain of the day.
     PRIMUS (21-4975) (74-18-0,232) of REAL BEER fought WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167)
(47-18-1,207) of FLOWER GIRLS.  PRIMUS overpowered WHACKING WILLOW in a crowd
pleasing 6 minute one-sided match.  Think of it as a late frost.
     BLOODBATH (60-704) (85-64-2,235) of BASKET WEAVING 101 fought GOJIRO (106-31)
(0-0-0,220) of the College of Mums.  BLOODBATH overpowered GOJIRO in an action packed
1 minute gory one-sided fight.  And Gojiro will crawl off and keep out of Zorro's
way.
     VIOLATOR (44-2122) (50-40-1,213) of DEMONIC FURY fought CHUCK NORRIS (71-993)
(21-14-1,190) of BIG BAD BRAWLERS.  VIOLATOR overpowered CHUCK NORRIS in a 1 minute
uneven duel.  Ah, I always knew Chuckie was over-rated.  His shoulders are too
narrow.

The challenges:
     WINKIE (47-6401) (18-8-2,88) of LAND OF OZ challenged EXPERIENTIA (28-4483) (19-
12-0,94) of STEEL AND SILK.  Up 6.  WINKIE overpowered EXPERIENTIA in a popular 1
minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  Easy as winking.
     GUSHAN (83-222) (18-10-0,64) of ZEITGEIST challenged GHOST DANCER (28-3365) (41-
30-0,96) of DODGE BULLETS.  Up 32.  GUSHAN devastated GHOST DANCER in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  Hang your head in shame, Ghost Dancer.
     GIMLET (4-6218) (26-43-2,66) of THE SHALLOWSHIP challenged BALDASSARE (7-6003)
(19-9-0,83) of SENTINELS.  Up 17.  GIMLET was overpowered by BALDASSARE in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge match.  Baldassare the most challenged, and the victorious.  Way
to go!
     SCARLET ROSE (28-4440) (16-21-0,58) of STEEL AND SILK challenged RANCID WAIF (8-
4413) (23-17-0,66) of HAPLESS WAIF.  Up 8.  SCARLET ROSE was bested by RANCID WAIF in
a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.  Battle of the scents out there.  It was a
tough one.
     CHINA MILKMAID (47-6502) (16-2-1,84) of LAND OF OZ challenged CRIMSON MIST (8-
5047) (28-15-1,95) of BLOOD RITES.  Up 11.  CHINA MILKMAID demolished CRIMSON MIST in
a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.  China is stainless, you know.
     ANVIL IRONFIST (81-84) (34-9-0,167) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged KISSYFUR (67-
2187) (34-26-1,194) of ALL-STAR NANA'S.  Up 27.  ANVIL IRONFIST won victory over
KISSYFUR in an action packed 2 minute Challenge battle.  Always good to see someone
come up from below and win.
     OLIANDER (7-5911) (26-13-2,173) of SENTINELS challenged YOUNG JOAN (28-3534)
(37-42-1,174) of DODGE BULLETS.  Up 1.  OLIANDER was devastated by YOUNG JOAN in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge fight.  But she did offer to bring him smash in the
Infirmary.

For the title, in the absence of last turn's (silent) title-holder:
     ACE IN THE HOLE (47-2402) (69-45-1,260) of ROYAL FLUSH fought WYNETT (30-2340)
(44-39-2,205) of STEEL BLADES.  ACE IN THE HOLE vanquished WYNETT in an action packed
5 minute uneven Title duel.  Our congratulations to Ace.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ACE IN THE HOLE 47-2402     70  45  1  276  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MAJOR DAMAGE 31-600         85  52  2  349  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
-KING UVDAHELL 47-1643       69  35  1  294  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-REMARK A BULL 73-499        69  27  2  277  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
-DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        123  38  2  268  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 PRIMUS 21-4975              75  18  0  260  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 BLOODBATH 60-704            86  64  2  246  BASKET WEAVING 101 (225)   ARADI
 MAD CAT 7-2965              66  48  6  246  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 VIOLATOR 44-2122            51  40  1  225  DEMONIC FURY (454)         KRILL
 BLACK FLAG 82--19490        41  28  3  219  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487       31  23  2  217  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
-LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       27  17  0  217  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
-DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         93  48  3  216  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-TOTTI 17-5991               29  14  2  214  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189         74  49  6  211  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-HOPE 20-2555                35  39  1  211  THE FAMILY TREE (717)      SEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     47  19  1  205  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 ASHAR 30-1777               51  45  3  203  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
-HARI-KARI 73-3049           42   7  0  203  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 WYNETT 30-2340              44  40  2  199  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
 GROLSCH 21-5029             69  14  4  196  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837             30  12  0  192  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534          38  42  1  191  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84        35   9  0  191  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
-DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         58  26  2  190  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-BULL FROG 73-4547           30  12  0  188  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 THELONIUS 21-6631           28   9  1  188  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 CHUCK NORRIS 71-993         21  15  1  186  BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459)     KYR'TERR
 KISSYFUR 67-2187            34  27  1  185  ALL-STAR NANA'S (787)      BARIKALA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     30  21  1  180  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
 AB DESTINED 4 THE  65-1154  19  12  2  180  PAUL'Z PHARTZ (985)        DAL SHANG
 JAVELIN 82--32302           13   5  0  169  THE WEAPONS (1261)         DWES EG
-UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940    35  20  0  168  THE STORMGUARDS (192)      CHIMLEVTAL
 OLIANDER 7-5911             26  14  2  163  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 GALENA 28-3505              24  16  0  162  BOXOROX (1081)             MORYA
 U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643      36  26  1  159  D-DAY SQUAD (551)          MONUNTIAL
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567       28  16  0  159  EMETICS (1030)             STORMCROWE
 SERB SMASHER 71-1393        23  17  2  151  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 NIKKO 47-6385               20   4  1  151  LAND OF OZ (28)            NORTH FORK
 BANDAGED HAND 20-2765       16   8  2  151  100% NATURAL GROOVE (545)  SEAM

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449    43  39  0  148  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 LAPHROAIG 31-4529           26  19  0  148  SINGLE MALTS (1071)        CHIMLEVTAL
 KARATIA 73-3624             31  14  1  143  KIWI CONNECTION (1232)     ERINIKA
 PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613     23  21  0  143  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 LUMBERING WAIF 8-4346       22  20  0  140  HAPLESS WAIF (1051)        ARKERS
-NERVE RAKER 21-1874         25  19  1  138  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 SCANDALF 4-6219             33  38  0  131  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
 BILLY LILLY 28-3416         31  40  1  127  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 TUNDRA 45-4280              26  17  1  127  ARCTIC WASTES (1256)       STORMCROWE
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614    26  16  0  126  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530       25  39  1  124  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
-GREEN THUMB 11-6830         36  15  0  123  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
 KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011      19   7  1  121  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 DESPERADO 28-1152           40  42  2  118  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 ZOOLANDER 39-3523           25  13  1  117  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EVALON ELKHORN 50-3553      30  24  3  116  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 HAZE 82--16264              21  11  0  108  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1288)     DWES EG
 GODSMACK 82--17119          21   7  0  107  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WINKIE 47-6401              19   8  2  100  LAND OF OZ (28)            NORTH FORK
 CHINA MILKMAID 47-6502      17   2  1  100  LAND OF OZ (28)            NORTH FORK
-GERTH 81-665                24  26  1   99  CLAN LONGBEARD (1274)      SHADOWSPIRE
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          23  15  0   99  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 D'URVILLE 39-3800           20   9  1   99  KIWI CONNECTION (1277)     XOCHITHLAN
 GUSHAN 83-222               19  10  0   97  ZEITGEIST (1290)           TELORINTHE
 MIKE TYSON 71-360           26  12  1   95  BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459)     KYR'TERR
 OBAN 31-4530                20  24  1   95  SINGLE MALTS (1071)        CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALDASSARE 7-6003           20   9  0   90  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 LEGALASS 4-6217             32  38  1   88  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
-WITCH 71-1841               23  15  1   85  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 EXPERIENTIA 28-4483         19  13  0   84  STEEL AND SILK (1268)      MORYA
 CRIMSON MIST 8-5047         28  16  1   83  BLOOD RITES (1253)         ARKERS
 OPASAN 28-4381              20  19  1   79  PHANTACITY (1252)          MORYA
 TOM SMITH DISEASE 50-3400   17  16  0   78  STRANGE TUNES (1085)       SNOWBOUND
 AMELIA 28-3417              33  22  1   75  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 ARAGANT 4-6220              37  31  0   73  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365        41  31  0   72  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-OTHER 28-4536               22   6  0   72  EXPENSE ACCOUNT (1283)     MORYA
 RANCID WAIF 8-4413          24  17  0   70  HAPLESS WAIF (1051)        ARKERS
-CORRIN 81-924               20   8  2   70  CLAN LONGBEARD (1274)      SHADOWSPIRE
-WAR BOND 8-5066             18  14  0   68  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS
-OBROJOBO 7-5869             16  12  1   68  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 MESSY MONGREL 71-1896       17  16  0   67  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
-BARON STONEWALL 81-85       29  27  2   65  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 GIMLET 4-6218               26  44  2   63  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
 WHAKAPAPA 39-3801           22   8  4   63  KIWI CONNECTION (1277)     XOCHITHLAN
 LORD EXETER 81-932          19  12  0   59  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 VELVET FINISH 28-4441       17  20  0   58  STEEL AND SILK (1268)      MORYA
 SURGICAL 28-4437            17  22  0   57  STEEL AND SILK (1268)      MORYA
 SCARLET ROSE 28-4440        16  22  0   57  STEEL AND SILK (1268)      MORYA
-SIS 46-4153                 16   5  0   53  FANDILS (220)              ARDIVENT
 THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564     18  25  1   49  EMETICS (1030)             STORMCROWE
 GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243        1   0  0   31  500 BPM (1260)             MAZGOURRAH
 COLLINGWOOD 39-3798         20  11  2   22  KIWI CONNECTION (1277)     XOCHITHLAN
 DOMJON 50-3554              25  29  3   20  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Well, Michael, you ran this time and with gusto!  Salute.  And bring on those fine
Telorinthe warriors; we know 'em well. -- The Consortium Folk

Surgical -- I thank you for the interest.  Not everyone is interested in a poor
little milkmaid, especially one made of china.  Some think I am a hard woman, but I
am really rather easy.  (wink)  Well, maybe not THAT easy. -- China Milkmaid

Amelia -- I love wrestling around with you.  You have a good feel to you. -- Winkie

Billy Lilly -- Perhaps my weapon was better than your weapon? -- Javelin

Crip -- You are back in force!  Welcome back, Champ.  And kudos on your new addition
to the empire. -- The Consortium Elders

Gimlet -- Nothing personal, you were just there.  Wrong place at the wrong time. --
Baldy

U.S.S. Arizona -- Huntsman showed me how it was done, so I thought, "what the heck."
It isn't like you haven't been sunk before. -- Oliander

Dairy Queen -- No, it wasn't the thought of the ice cream that got me.  Maybe the
9,000 fight difference in experience?  Yep, might have been that. -- Thelonius

Slippery Nipple -- I was going to say something about winning your challenges, but
realized that I haven't won all of mine either.  I hate it when that happens.  When
it happens to me that is.  To you, that I am okay with. -- Huntsman

The Smell of It -- Ahh, I might not be a Sentinel, but those guys told me I would
enjoy the matchup.  "Tolerate the smell and the rest will be easy," they said.  And
for once, they were right. -- Lord Exeter

Mad Cat -- They all are.  Both insane and angry.  Fun sometimes, but mad. -- Young
Joan
P.S.  I think they resent that they can't use can-openers.

Javelin -- Obviously, this is not MY weapon.  Good skills, though. -- Billy Lilly

Scandalf -- Almost I don't want to be seen with you--your name is a byword and a
hissing. -- Desperado
P.S.  And you're a lot too free with your hands.
P.P.S.  Okay, not a hissing so much as a gulping.

Winkie -- It seems inappropriate that you should be taller than I am. -- Amelia

Obrojobo -- You didn't have to lose to get an invitation to a smash party.  Not that
"party" isn't a more formal than the facts, we just get together in the back of
Amelia's hanger and stuff happens.  Smash, barbeque, dancing, other stuff. -- Ghost
Dancer

Baron Stonewall -- There are worse things than retirement. -- Ghost Dancer

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OLIANDER was devastated by YOUNG JOAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ANVIL IRONFIST won victory over KISSYFUR in a action packed 2 minute Challenge battle.
CHINA MILKMAID demolished CRIMSON MIST in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SCARLET ROSE was bested by RANCID WAIF in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.
GIMLET was overpowered by BALDASSARE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
GUSHAN devastated GHOST DANCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WINKIE overpowered EXPERIENTIA in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ACE IN THE HOLE vanquished WYNETT in a action packed 5 minute uneven Title duel.
VIOLATOR overpowered CHUCK NORRIS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BLOODBATH overpowered GOJIRO in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
PRIMUS overpowered WHACKING WILLOW in a crowd pleasing 6 minute one-sided match.
GROLSCH was devastated by MAD CAT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
HUNTSMAN was handily defeated by BLACK FLAG in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
THELONIUS was vanquished by LOOGIE CLAP in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
ASHAR viciously subdued AB DESTINED 4 THE DA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
JAVELIN devastated PUPPY ON PATROL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ROXANNE DE'MORRE was savagely defeated by BINGE N PURGE in a 2 minute brutal bout.
GALENA overpowered DESPERADO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
TUNDRA was devastated by BANDAGED HAND in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
GERRICK GRIMM demolished TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
EVALON ELKHORN was vanquished by LUMBERING WAIF in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
D'URVILLE was overpowered by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ZOOLANDER was overpowered by U.S.S. ARIZONA in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
LAPHROAIG savagely defeated BILLY LILLY in a action packed 2 minute brutal match.
MIKE TYSON was vanquished by KRONOS GRIMHOLT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
NIKKO overpowered SCANDALF in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven competition.
SERB SMASHER overpowered BALLIOL BLACKMOON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KARATIA overpowered GODSMACK in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
HAZE overpowered TOM SMITH DISEASE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
MESSY MONGREL was savagely defeated by ARAGANT in a action packed 7 minute contest.
LORD EXETER was bested by LEGALASS in a 1 minute battle.
GABBER KNIGHT subdued DOMJON in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
THE SMELL OF IT handily defeated COLLINGWOOD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
WHAKAPAPA was handily defeated by OBAN in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
VELVET FINISH was overpowered by OPASAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SURGICAL was handily defeated by AMELIA in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                   14         LUNGING ATTACK    78 -  60 -  2      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         STRIKING ATTACK   37 -  29 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         WALL OF STEEL     67 -  53 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         TOTAL PARRY       33 -  31 -  0      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  16 -  0      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         AIMED BLOW        32 -  32 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         BASHING ATTACK    29 -  32 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  18 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -  26 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         SLASHING ATTACK   37 -  56 -  0      40  |

Turn 220 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      6 -  8         5  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  2     AIMED BLOW         2 -  5         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  5     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  7         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  4                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      ACE IN THE HOLE 47-2402    70  45  1  276 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
WALL OF STEEL    PRIMUS 21-4975             75  18  0  260 REAL BEER (859)
BASHING ATTACK   MAD CAT 7-2965             66  48  6  246 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
PARRY-LUNGE      VIOLATOR 44-2122           51  40  1  225 DEMONIC FURY (454)
SLASHING ATTACK  ASHAR 30-1777              51  45  3  203 STEEL BLADES (525)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WYNETT 30-2340             44  40  2  199 STEEL BLADES (525)
LUNGING ATTACK   THELONIUS 21-6631          28   9  1  188 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)
STRIKING ATTACK  NIKKO 47-6385              20   4  1  151 LAND OF OZ (28)
AIMED BLOW       KARATIA 73-3624            31  14  1  143 KIWI CONNECTION (1232)
PARRY-STRIKE     BALDASSARE 7-6003          20   9  0   90 SENTINELS (1202)

The overall popularity leader is BLOODBATH 60-704.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was WYNETT 30-2340.  The ten other most popular fighters were LAPHROAIG 31-4529, 
PRIMUS 21-4975, MAD CAT 7-2965, ASHAR 30-1777, MESSY MONGREL 71-1896, KISSYFUR 
67-2187, ACE IN THE HOLE 47-2402, HAZE 82--16264, WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167, and BINGE 
N PURGE 45-3567.

The least popular fighter this week was SURGICAL 28-4437.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DOMJON 50-3554, GODSMACK 82--17119, BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614, 
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, DESPERADO 28-1152, PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613, CHUCK NORRIS 71-993, 
GIMLET 4-6218, CRIMSON MIST 8-5047, and VELVET FINISH 28-4441.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            2  2 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  2 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  5 0  BARIKALA(67)         0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            2  1 0  KRILL(44)            1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  4 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       4  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            4  7 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  4 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  2 0  
IAYE(30)             1  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          4  1 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  0 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCANDALF 4-6219             33  38  0  131  THE SHALLOWSHIP (1206)     JHELUM
 MAD CAT 7-2965              66  48  6  246  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 LUMBERING WAIF 8-4346       22  20  0  140  HAPLESS WAIF (1051)        ARKERS
 BANDAGED HAND 20-2765       16   8  2  151  100% NATURAL GROOVE (545)  SEAM
 PRIMUS 21-4975              75  18  0  260  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534          38  42  1  191  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 ASHAR 30-1777               51  45  3  203  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
 LAPHROAIG 31-4529           26  19  0  148  SINGLE MALTS (1071)        CHIMLEVTAL
 U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643      36  26  1  159  D-DAY SQUAD (551)          MONUNTIAL
 ZOOLANDER 39-3523           25  13  1  117  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 VIOLATOR 44-2122            51  40  1  225  DEMONIC FURY (454)         KRILL
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567       28  16  0  159  EMETICS (1030)             STORMCROWE
 ACE IN THE HOLE 47-2402     70  45  1  276  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449    43  39  0  148  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     47  19  1  205  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 BLOODBATH 60-704            86  64  2  246  BASKET WEAVING 101 (225)   ARADI
 AB DESTINED 4 THE  65-1154  19  12  2  180  PAUL'Z PHARTZ (985)        DAL SHANG
 KISSYFUR 67-2187            34  27  1  185  ALL-STAR NANA'S (787)      BARIKALA
 CHUCK NORRIS 71-993         21  15  1  186  BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459)     KYR'TERR
 KARATIA 73-3624             31  14  1  143  KIWI CONNECTION (1232)     ERINIKA
 GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243        1   0  0   31  500 BPM (1260)             MAZGOURRAH
 ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84        35   9  0  191  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BLACK FLAG 82--19490        41  28  3  219  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 GUSHAN 83-222               19  10  0   97  ZEITGEIST (1290)           TELORINTHE