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Date : 11/30/2010 Duedate: 12/27/2010
CRYSALIS
DM-106 TURN-229
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SPARF! 54/1139 2324 1103 32 67.8 SENTINELS 7/1202
USELESS TOOLS 57/1249 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
REAL BEER 21/859 5 BLOOD RITES 8/1253 85 88 0 49.1
ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826 ARCTIC WASTES 45/1256
PRIMATES-R-US 25/963 TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 NORTHERN LIGHTS 82/1288
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 6 500 BPM 77/1260 676 732 7 48.0
CRYPTICS 25/150 KIWI CONNECTION 73/1232
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871 THE FAMILY TREE 73/906
CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248 BLACKMAIL 73/1264
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 BLACK & BLUE 73/1090
THE BULLS 73/255 INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214
ALPHABET SOUP 73/943 D-DAY SQUAD 34/551
THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812 ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/219
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES 68/1239
INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745 COMMON JOE'S 35/509
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 PAUL'Z PHARTZ 65/985
SKI TAOS 23/860 100% NATURAL GROOVE 20/545
AVID FANS 45/199 KIWI CONNECTION 13/747
CHAPEL ROCK 79/615 ALL-STAR NANA'S 67/787
USELESS TOOLS 54/552 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808
LADIES IN WAITING 8/444 KIWI CONNECTION 39/1277
OPEN SESAME 50/668 BLOOD SUCKERS 5/1295
CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117 KIWI CONNECTION 59/1292
HANGOVERS 59/955 7 BOXOROX 28/1081 109 125 0 46.6
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 HAPLESS WAIF 8/1051
2 FELINES 82/1242 362 182 1 66.5 WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052
THE WEAPONS 82/1261 SINGLE MALTS 31/1071
MAGIC ARTISTS 78/1218 EMETICS 45/1030
CHEAP SHOTS 39/1160 STRANGE TUNES 50/1085
FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 8 X-MEN 34/3 52 85 0 38.0
3 HAWKMASKS 6/1301 114 88 0 56.4 BIG BAD BRAWLERS 71/459
STEEL BLADES 30/525 PHANTACITY 28/1252
DEMONIC FURY 44/454 DOGS OF WAR 71/418
RANDOM BLADES 50/550 OLLIS HEROES 83/1302
4 VIKINGS 10/1208 108 108 0 50.0 9 DODGE BULLETS 28/867 461 799 5 36.6
HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282 10 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041 53 98 2 35.1
DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 329): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 326): TEZCATLIPOCA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 624): MAJOR PAIN of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 301): CALLOUS COURTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 296): AFRICAN QUEEN of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 282): WHISTLIN DIXIE of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 276): CONFLICT of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 254): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 230): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 230): STEVE LAKE of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 231): DEATH SUCKS of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 46): CONFESSION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 228): KING UVDAHELL of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 329): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 326): MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 324): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): PROPHETIC OMENS (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 301): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 296): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 282): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 276): PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 254): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 230): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 230): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 231): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 46): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 228): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 296): MEDEE of THE OPERA (Manager, mgr.)
(turn 295): ROIS ANIN of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 281): CASS DOLAN of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 262): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 226): SIF of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (Manager, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 231): DEATH SUCKS of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 45): PEP RALLY of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
WASNIS of OLLIS HEROES (Omega, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
Thanks to Javelin for stepping aside and allowing me the chance to say my final
farewell to this arena before retiring in Primus. Since most of the top contenders
are supposed to be going off to Primus this turn, my stablemate Dutch Treat will be
challenging Javelin, with the expectation that the winner of this fight will take the
throne on recognition. Of course, someone else may appear post-split with more
recognition and stumble into the throne themselves.
"Final Farewell"
King Uvdahell
Royal Flush
Tower Guardian of Crysalis
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, we have snow, we have fights, and we have the solstice barreling down on
us. What shall I talk about? Ah... the fights. Okay.
You've done well, Crysalis. Forty fights--no regional is matching that these
days. Four standbys, not a bad percentage. Fourteen challenges, one of them TV.
This is all good.
I note that Hagar Bluetooth had the largest point gain at twenty-two points.
Seci had the largest drop, at fourteen points. Not too bad, really.
Black & Blue was most avoided, with Royal Flush doing most of the avoiding.
Huntsman got the most challenges.
A quick run-down on the challenge matches:
HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (22-3-1,73) of VIKINGS challenged SCUMMY BOY (73-3371)
(16-7-0,90) of THE FAMILY TREE. Up 17. HAGAR BLUETOOTH savagely defeated SCUMMY BOY
in a popular 8 minute Challenge duel. A rewarding fight for Hagar, and we salute
him.
LORD EXETER (81-932) (22-14-0,71) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged SECI (28-4464)
(22-17-3,83) of PHANTACITY. Up 12. LORD EXETER demolished SECI in a crowd pleasing
1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl. Exeter didn't do so badly here, and we salute
HIM, too.
GURU GNU (38-4784) (12-1-0,97) of HILLTOP GURUS challenged CRIMSON MIST (8-5047)
(31-21-1,129) of BLOOD RITES. Up 132. GURU GNU was overcome by CRIMSON MIST in an
exciting 1 minute Challenge contest. The guru business doesn't seem to prep a man,
or at least a gnu, for the Isle, hmm?
KRONOS GRIMHOLT (7-6011) (22-9-1,148) of SENTINELS challenged ZOOLANDER (39-
3523) (27-19-1,149) of WITLESS WONDERS. Up 1. KRONOS GRIMHOLT subdued ZOOLANDER in
a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match. Maybe Kronos should change his name to
GRIN-holt. He certainly had a big one when he left the sands today.
BASE ON BULLS (73-3101) (30-11-4,172) of THE BULLS challenged LAPHROAIG (31-
4529) (29-24-0,175) of SINGLE MALTS. Up 3. BASE ON BULLS beat LAPHROAIG in a
popular 3 minute gory Challenge melee. Ah, bulls, you can pretty much count on them
to "bull through" to whatever they want.
BULL FROG (73-4547) (31-14-0,176) of THE BULLS challenged ROXANNE DE'MORRE (50-
3449) (46-44-0,177) of DRUID'S GROVE. Up 1. BULL FROG won victory over ROXANNE
DE'MORRE in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight. Even when they're half frog.
MONKEY BUSINESS (25-4040) (34-18-1,190) of PRIMATES-R-US challenged YOUNG JOAN
(28-3534) (40-48-1,193) of DODGE BULLETS. Up 3. MONKEY BUSINESS viciously subdued
YOUNG JOAN in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel. That Joan, she's too strait-laced,
doesn't know how to deal with monkey business, you know?
HUNZICKER BOWL (23-4182) (43-24-2,192) of SKI TAOS challenged SERB SMASHER (71-
1393) (24-17-2,194) of DOGS OF WAR. Up 2. HUNZICKER BOWL overcame SERB SMASHER in
an action packed 1 minute Challenge melee. For some reason, I keep connecting Serb
with feta cheese. Weird, but the unconscious mind is like that.
HARI-KARI (73-3049) (45-8-0,190) of WAY TO GO! II challenged BLACK FLAG (82-
46046) (43-34-3,200) of TONGUE N CHEEK. Up 10. HARI-KARI slimly won victory over
BLACK FLAG in a 4 minute Challenge competition. So, when Hari finished, we had
sliced tongue for sandwiches. I never cared much for it myself, but maybe I haven't
had the right kind?
GENERAL PUBLIC (31-3112) (25-22-1,182) of MILITARY MAYHEM challenged LOOGIE CLAP
(82-46049) (32-27-2,191) of TONGUE N CHEEK. Up 9. GENERAL PUBLIC was devastated by
LOOGIE CLAP in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel. The Public is always being
devastated by something. Just got to ignore 'em.
BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (35-20-1,188) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged GALENA (28-3505)
(28-20-0,190) of BOXOROX. Up 2. BULL DURHAM defeated GALENA in a crowd pleasing 3
minute Challenge match. And everyone's invited to the party afterward.
BODDINGTON'S (21-5035) (25-15-0,189) of REAL BEER challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-
3520) (26-20-0,190) of WITLESS WONDERS. Up 1. BODDINGTON'S vanquished TAMMY FAYE in
a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. Ah, well, you can't expect a woman to
hold her beer. Ah, some women, anyway.
The TV challenge: THE REFEREE (45-1091) (76-49-4,223) of AVID FANS TV challenged
AVONSIDE (13-3927) (44-59-1,247) of KIWI CONNECTION. Up 14. THE REFEREE was
viciously subdued by AVONSIDE in a 2 minute Challenge fight. Fighting isn't like
being a ref. Harder work, and it hurts.
For the title: 2) DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (128-38-2,329) of WORLDWIDE GORE challenged
JAVELIN (82-33234) (18-5-0,250) of THE WEAPONS. Down 79. DUTCH TREAT subdued
JAVELIN in an exciting 4 minute gory Challenge Title melee. A broken spear, a new
duelmaster, and we prepare to enter the new year. Greetings to all present and a
salute for your dedication in BEING present. See you in 2011.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 129 38 2 344 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AVONSIDE 13-3927 45 59 1 269 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS
TRASH CAN 50-3403 21 3 4 265 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
KING FORADAY 47-3762 63 52 4 263 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 36 8 2 254 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
MISS ZING 8-824 67 50 3 232 LADIES IN WAITING (444) ARKERS
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 62 27 2 231 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
TOTTI 17-5991 34 15 2 230 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
VIOLATOR 44-2122 54 41 1 224 DEMONIC FURY (454) KRILL
-TABBY 82-29373 23 9 0 221 FELINES (1242) DWES EG
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 27 24 1 219 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD
RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 62 44 1 211 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAVELIN 82--32302 18 6 0 210 THE WEAPONS (1261) DWES EG
HARI-KARI 73-3049 46 8 0 208 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
-ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84 37 13 0 207 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
-MOSGIEL 14-3836 42 29 2 205 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902 37 17 1 205 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487 33 27 2 204 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 26 15 0 204 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
JIVE 25-624 105 66 1 203 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 44 24 2 203 SKI TAOS (860) TI
BLACK FLAG 82--19490 43 35 3 203 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
ACE METRIC 47-3554 28 20 0 203 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-PAUL 35-2349 43 47 2 202 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 37 33 3 202 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 33 23 1 202 HANGOVERS (955) ILLIS
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 36 20 1 201 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040 35 18 1 200 PRIMATES-R-US (963) LYRATILAN
RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 42 18 0 199 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 30 19 0 199 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
LITTLE SIR GRUNGE 25-948 82 64 4 198 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 43 24 4 197 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812) ERINIKA
THE REFEREE 45-1091 76 50 4 196 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
-MAD CAT 7-2965 68 50 6 196 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
-TAOS 26-4042 27 17 1 196 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
BLUE BLOOD 73-3657 37 26 1 195 BLACK & BLUE (1090) ERINIKA
STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 58 45 1 194 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-CHUCK NORRIS 71-993 22 16 1 194 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR
SERB SMASHER 71-1393 24 18 2 193 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
CLEVER 50-2192 51 29 2 191 RANDOM BLADES (550) SNOWBOUND
F.O.A.D. 73-442 34 15 2 191 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA
GALENA 28-3505 28 21 0 191 BOXOROX (1081) MORYA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 76 51 6 190 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 40 49 1 190 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
-CUBA 26-3917 33 13 0 190 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
-VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 23 8 1 190 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 34 15 0 189 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 20 17 1 187 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
BULL FROG 73-4547 32 14 0 186 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
-BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 37 23 2 185 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 31 11 4 185 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
DESPERADO 28-1152 46 45 2 183 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 26 21 0 182 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
-POPE PAUL II 79-1317 32 30 0 181 CHAPEL ROCK (615) MIROI CHANG
TUNDRA 45-4280 31 21 1 181 ARCTIC WASTES (1256) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 97 49 3 180 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-KISSYFUR 67-2187 34 32 1 180 ALL-STAR NANA'S (787) BARIKALA
HAZE 82--16264 25 16 0 180 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1288) DWES EG
GODSMACK 82--17119 25 12 0 180 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 46 45 0 177 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
LAPHROAIG 31-4529 29 25 0 176 SINGLE MALTS (1071) CHIMLEVTAL
GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 25 23 1 176 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
STINGRAY 30-2264 34 32 0 174 STEEL BLADES (525) IAYE
-U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 39 28 1 169 D-DAY SQUAD (551) MONUNTIAL
BINGE N PURGE 45-3567 30 23 0 167 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
BANDAGED HAND 20-2765 18 13 2 166 100% NATURAL GROOVE (545) SEAM
-NECROMANCER 78-2520 26 7 1 165 MAGIC ARTISTS (1218) LIN TIRIAN
GHOST DANCER 28-3365 46 35 0 164 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011 23 9 1 161 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530 27 46 1 159 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
LUMBERING WAIF 8-4346 27 24 0 157 HAPLESS WAIF (1051) ARKERS
EVALON ELKHORN 50-3553 32 31 3 155 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
-SMIRK 39-3606 33 10 0 153 CHEAP SHOTS (1160) XOCHITHLAN
BILLY LILLY 28-3416 33 47 1 152 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
KARATIA 73-3624 35 17 1 151 KIWI CONNECTION (1232) ERINIKA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZOOLANDER 39-3523 27 20 1 150 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
-ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 28 15 0 145 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
OBAN 31-4530 22 31 1 142 SINGLE MALTS (1071) CHIMLEVTAL
-PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613 23 22 0 138 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
-AB DESTINED 4 THE 65-1154 19 17 2 134 PAUL'Z PHARTZ (985) DAL SHANG
CRIMSON MIST 8-5047 32 21 1 133 BLOOD RITES (1253) ARKERS
-SAMURAI STRIKER 71-62 22 26 1 132 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
-NUMBSKULL 52-2948 13 5 2 116 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
-SRAN3E 28-4382 20 16 0 115 PHANTACITY (1252) MORYA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GURU GNU 38-4784 12 2 0 100 HILLTOP GURUS (1282) CLIFFHOME
-MIKE TYSON 71-360 27 12 1 98 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR
-ROIS ANIN 47-6068 22 29 1 96 WARHAMMERS (289) NORTH FORK
RANCID WAIF 8-4413 31 19 0 95 HAPLESS WAIF (1051) ARKERS
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 23 3 1 95 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243 7 1 0 94 500 BPM (1260) MAZGOURRAH
OPASAN 28-4381 23 19 1 93 PHANTACITY (1252) MORYA
-D'URVILLE 39-3800 22 12 1 92 KIWI CONNECTION (1277) XOCHITHLAN
LORD EXETER 81-932 23 14 0 91 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564 23 29 1 84 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
WASNIS 83-224 22 15 0 84 OLLIS HEROES (1302) TELORINTHE
SCUMMY BOY 73-3371 16 8 0 84 THE FAMILY TREE (906) ERINIKA
-WITCH 71-1841 24 16 1 83 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOM SMITH DISEASE 50-3400 21 21 0 81 STRANGE TUNES (1085) SNOWBOUND
-COLLINGWOOD 39-3798 22 14 2 78 KIWI CONNECTION (1277) XOCHITHLAN
-MADAM VENUSIA 54-2887 21 11 1 75 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR
-MS D. MEENER 39-3696 20 11 1 72 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (923) XOCHITHLAN
MOSQUITO 5-5011 16 12 1 70 BLOOD SUCKERS (1295) KALTOS
SECI 28-4464 22 18 3 69 PHANTACITY (1252) MORYA
PETER THE GREAT 71-6230 16 8 4 60 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
-CAJETAN 7-6036 15 7 1 57 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
AMELIA 28-3417 36 28 1 54 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
CREDIT CARD 5-4052 18 10 0 52 BLOOD SUCKERS (1295) KALTOS
DOMJON 50-3554 27 36 3 50 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
-MAGNETO 34-1665 15 21 0 44 X-MEN (3) MONUNTIAL
-WHAKAPAPA 39-3801 23 12 4 43 KIWI CONNECTION (1277) XOCHITHLAN
-GISBORNE 59-2709 15 16 0 37 KIWI CONNECTION (1292) ILLIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
I'm not sure if some of you are writing personals in dialect, or what, but the
rule here is: When in doubt, leave it as you find it. -- Ketchum
Uh, well, we are in a confused state at the moment. Surely we will fix our persad
situation and strategize some more warriors soon. The Primus competition has us
somewhat befuddled. -- The Consortium Elders
The Referee -- I thought that you were suppost to be fare in a fight, but I know
there was some dirty punches in are fight. -- Devil's Advocate
Fighter Ace -- Luckily you are not that good on the ground. -- Avonside
Taos -- How does it fill to have your skin peeled back the way I do it. -- Skin
Peeler
Hagar Bluetooth -- Your Vikings skin is to tough for me. -- Mosquito
Lord Exeter -- I guess you are all payed up on you bills. -- Credit card
Primus -- This is a great last fight for us. Beer and Hot Dogs. -- Weinermun
All -- Like Crip, I am losing 3 of my guys to Primus. Weinermun, Pat, and Skin
Peeler will be leaving, but as you can see I have others coming up to take there
place. -- the Mun
Devil's Advocate -- I'm no judge, but gotcha! -- The Referee
Avonside -- Okay, so maybe Crip's not so surprised anymore. -- Fighter Ace
Young Joan -- You are making me feel like an old Pope. -- Paul II
Skin Peeler -- I feel as if I've tumbled across some moguls. -- Taos
Anvil Ironfist -- Who says I wield a useless weapon? -- Disco Queen
Blue Blood -- You, monsieur, make a terrible pirate. -- Black Jack Shellack
Galena -- Sorry about that, but it's not too often one can sit in the Challenger
Champs with more kills than losses. I think Grolsch was Crip's last to accomplish
the feat for him, and I'm only his 3rd to do so. -- Trash Can
Binge N Purge -- Too much butterscotch schnapps perhaps??? -- Slippery Nipple
Euwh.
Crimson Mist -- Wow, I didn't expect to get whacked around like that -- Numbskull
Tundra -- Okay, that puts me at 1-9 against lungers now. You'd think I'd learn to
quit sticking my neck out where it doesn't belong. -- Adam's Apple
Weinermun -- Now you can have a reprieve from my grinning quarterstaff. -- Primus
Thelonius -- You really must be pissing off the matchup gods. -- Grolsch
No good offerings in months! -- MUG #48734
Black Flag -- We've not been liking the stats you've been improving of late. -- King
Uvdahell
Tammy Faye -- I wish I could fight in the tournaments like that. -- Land Of Flush
Haze -- Be careful, we bashers are not the easy prey we are always made out to be. --
Totti
Loogie Clap -- I didn't hear you singing. -- Miss Zing
Ghost Dancer -- You should really be a lot harder to hit than that. -- Jive
Pope Paul II -- Mind you don't call ME a heretic! -- Young Joan
Jive -- That was totally confusing. -- Ghost Dancer
Kronos Grimholt -- Hey, when you've been at it as long as I have, you know you can be
grimmer than anybody. I can be grimmer than anybody. That's what desperation does.
-- Desperado
Oban -- Tasty, very tasty. -- Billy Lilly
The Smell of It -- Beyond doubt. -- Amelia
Cuba -- An idiom unfamiliar to me. What exactly did you have in mind? -- Young Joan
P.S. I seldom hop, why would it be better or more fun on an island?
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
THE REFEREE was viciously subdued by AVONSIDE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
DUTCH TREAT subdued JAVELIN in a exciting 4 minute gory Challenge Title melee.
BODDINGTON'S vanquished TAMMY FAYE in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BULL DURHAM defeated GALENA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
GENERAL PUBLIC was devastated by LOOGIE CLAP in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HARI-KARI slimly won victory over BLACK FLAG in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
HUNZICKER BOWL overcame SERB SMASHER in a action packed 1 minute Challenge melee.
MONKEY BUSINESS viciously subdued YOUNG JOAN in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
BULL FROG won victory over ROXANNE DE'MORRE in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
BASE ON BULLS beat LAPHROAIG in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge melee.
KRONOS GRIMHOLT subdued ZOOLANDER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
GURU GNU was overcome by CRIMSON MIST in a exciting 1 minute Challenge contest.
LORD EXETER demolished SECI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH savagely defeated SCUMMY BOY in a popular 8 minute Challenge duel.
BLUE BLOOD was vanquished by TOTTI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
LITTLE SIR GRUNGE was bested by VIOLATOR in a popular 1 minute brawl.
LAND OF FLUSH was savagely defeated by DEVIL'S ADVOCATE in a exciting 5 minute match.
MISS ZING savagely defeated RAVISHING REDBUD in a crowd pleasing 6 minute fight.
RUBBER KNIFE devastated TELGOR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
TRASH CAN demolished CLEVER in a 2 minute gruesome uneven bout.
KING FORADAY handily defeated HUNTSMAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
DISCO QUEEN overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
ACE METRIC overpowered BINGE N PURGE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
STEVE MCQUEEN overpowered LUMBERING WAIF in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
JIVE won victory over HAZE in a popular 4 minute fray.
SITS ON HIS DUFF handily defeated STINGRAY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ROTTEN LIVER viciously subdued TELGOR in a popular 2 minute gory bout.
RUBBER KNIFE unbelievably bested GODSMACK in a popular 2 minute brutal fray.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE demolished GHOST DANCER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BEERVAHNA overpowered BANDAGED HAND in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
F.O.A.D. vanquished GERRICK GRIMM in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
EVALON ELKHORN was demolished by DESPERADO in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
KARATIA was handily defeated by TUNDRA in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
OBAN was narrowly defeated by BILLY LILLY in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
WASNIS unbelievably bested MOSQUITO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
GABBER KNIGHT demolished PETER THE GREAT in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
DOMJON was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute uneven battle.
TOM SMITH DISEASE lost to OPASAN in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
THE SMELL OF IT overcame CREDIT CARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
AMELIA was overpowered by RANCID WAIF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 21 PARRY-LUNGE 28 - 8 - 0 78 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 8 - 0 62 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 TOTAL PARRY 34 - 24 - 0 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 BASHING ATTACK 28 - 20 - 0 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 107 - 96 - 1 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 6 WALL OF STEEL 65 - 63 - 0 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 31 - 38 - 1 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 40 - 50 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 AIMED BLOW 30 - 40 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 24 - 0 35 |
Turn 229 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 1 AIMED BLOW 4 - 5 3 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 9 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 4
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 129 38 2 344 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
PARRY-LUNGE AVONSIDE 13-3927 45 59 1 269 KIWI CONNECTION (747)
LUNGING ATTACK TRASH CAN 50-3403 21 3 4 265 OPEN SESAME (668)
BASHING ATTACK KING FORADAY 47-3762 63 52 4 263 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-STRIKE DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 62 27 2 231 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
WALL OF STEEL RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 62 44 1 211 USELESS TOOLS (552)
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 46 8 0 208 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JIVE 25-624 105 66 1 203 CRYPTICS (150)
SLASHING ATTACK ACE METRIC 47-3554 28 20 0 203 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
STRIKING ATTACK SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 43 24 4 197 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091. The most popular warrior this
turn was MISS ZING 8-824. The ten other most popular fighters were JAVELIN
82--32302, MOSQUITO 5-5011, HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850, AVONSIDE 13-3927, LAPHROAIG
31-4529, OBAN 31-4530, DUTCH TREAT 26-1841, HARI-KARI 73-3049, SCUMMY BOY 73-3371,
and LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373.
The least popular fighter this week was DOMJON 50-3554. The other ten least popular
fighters were EVALON ELKHORN 50-3553, GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530, GHOST DANCER 28-3365,
STINGRAY 30-2264, BINGE N PURGE 45-3567, AMELIA 28-3417, KARATIA 73-3624, BANDAGED
HAND 20-2765, LUMBERING WAIF 8-4346, and CLEVER 50-2192.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 1 2 0 CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 1 0 MORYA(28) 3 5 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 3 1 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 3 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0
DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 2 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 2 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 0 0 KRILL(44) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 5 3 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 2 2 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 4 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 0 0
TI(23) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 6 0 DWES EG(82) 1 4 0
LYRATILAN(25) 2 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 1 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 36 20 1 201 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 34 15 0 189 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
MISS ZING 8-824 67 50 3 232 LADIES IN WAITING (444) ARKERS
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 23 3 1 95 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 30 19 0 199 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
AVONSIDE 13-3927 45 59 1 269 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS
TOTTI 17-5991 34 15 2 230 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
BANDAGED HAND 20-2765 18 13 2 166 100% NATURAL GROOVE (545) SEAM
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 26 15 0 204 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 44 24 2 203 SKI TAOS (860) TI
JIVE 25-624 105 66 1 203 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 129 38 2 344 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
GALENA 28-3505 28 21 0 191 BOXOROX (1081) MORYA
STINGRAY 30-2264 34 32 0 174 STEEL BLADES (525) IAYE
LAPHROAIG 31-4529 29 25 0 176 SINGLE MALTS (1071) CHIMLEVTAL
GURU GNU 38-4784 12 2 0 100 HILLTOP GURUS (1282) CLIFFHOME
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 26 21 0 182 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
VIOLATOR 44-2122 54 41 1 224 DEMONIC FURY (454) KRILL
THE REFEREE 45-1091 76 50 4 196 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
KING FORADAY 47-3762 63 52 4 263 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
TRASH CAN 50-3403 21 3 4 265 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902 37 17 1 205 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 62 44 1 211 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 36 8 2 254 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 33 23 1 202 HANGOVERS (955) ILLIS
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 37 33 3 202 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 27 24 1 219 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD
SERB SMASHER 71-1393 24 18 2 193 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
HARI-KARI 73-3049 46 8 0 208 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243 7 1 0 94 500 BPM (1260) MAZGOURRAH
LORD EXETER 81-932 23 14 0 91 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
JAVELIN 82--32302 18 6 0 210 THE WEAPONS (1261) DWES EG
WASNIS 83-224 22 15 0 84 OLLIS HEROES (1302) TELORINTHE
WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!
Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 14-16, 2011. It will be
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-894-7444), the same hotel as
last year by popular request. Room rates are $129.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception (yes, really!), free
airport shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet. There's a fitness center,
jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--please make your reservation by December 22
before the block is released! (This is prime season for Phoenix, and people have been
unable to book rooms because they waited too long.) Look for the tournament info
sheet and minioverviews some time in December. We hope you're all looking forward to
it and that we will see you there!