AD Date : 03/22/2011 Duedate: 04/18/2011 CRYSALIS DM-106 TURN-233 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 SPIDERS 75/1177 370 184 1 66.8 PAUL'Z PHARTZ 65/985 THE WEAPONS 82/1261 KIWI CONNECTION 13/747 FELINES 82/1242 100% NATURAL GROOVE 20/545 FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808 2 RETRIBUTION 31/1308 44 25 0 63.8 BLOOD SUCKERS 5/1295 3 BLOOD RITES 8/1253 97 100 0 49.2 KIWI CONNECTION 39/1277 ARCTIC WASTES 45/1256 5 VIKINGS 10/1208 117 123 1 48.8 TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240 NORTHERN LIGHTS 82/1288 SENTINELS 7/1202 4 500 BPM 77/1260 722 747 7 49.1 HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282 KIWI CONNECTIONS 75/1307 6 BOXOROX 28/1081 126 148 0 46.0 KIWI CONNECTION 4/1305 HAPLESS WAIF 8/1051 KIWI CONNECTION 73/1232 WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052 ONE GOOD DUDE 72/396 STRANGE TUNES 50/1085 THE FAMILY TREE 73/906 SINGLE MALTS 31/1071 BLACK & BLUE 73/1090 EMETICS 45/1030 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES 68/1239 7 DODGE BULLETS 28/867 468 813 5 36.5 D-DAY SQUAD 34/551 MIDDLE WAY 21 83/1309 INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214 8 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041 55 112 2 32.9 COMMON JOE'S 35/509 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT Players old and new! Some of you may know that at one point last year, RSI tried to pull together an arena in which role-playing in the personals and in spotlights would be a significant (and rewarded) feature. Though it didn't work out, the idea remains an appealing one. I would like to propose that we, the players, sponsor such an effort. No rules, no prizes, just players getting into the spirit of role-play. I suggest Telorinthe, arena 83, as a place to try this. Telorinthe is the slow no-tourney arena, and it seems like a good place for this experiment. There is no large body of entrenched players with other interests. Although some background work has been done, there is no great, creaking, edifice of old spotlights to deal with. Very little in the way of vested interests. Perhaps if all goes well, the idea might catch on in other arenas. In keeping with the "no rules" idea, I won't say, "Begins on turn ###!" Just show up when you feel like it and jump in. We'll keep a seat ready for you. Jorja and the Middle Way P.S. And I'll try to have at least a short piece each time. No major adventures, just "the adventure of living." Bring your friends! * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 333): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 330): PATTE DE SAGUAR of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 328): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 283): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 305): CALLOUS CORTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 300): A TALE OF PAIN of ABYSMAL RITES (Reaper, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 286): DURANGO KID of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 280): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 265): TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (?, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 258): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 234): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 235): LILAS KEEPER of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 50): ACCORDION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 232): DEVIL'S ADVOCATE of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (The Mun, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 333): Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 330): DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 328): AVENGERS (?, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 283): PROPHETIC OMENS (Lord Rahl, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 305): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 300): OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 286): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 280): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 265): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 258): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 234): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 235): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 50): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 232): SPIDERS et al (Consortium, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 330): PATTE DE SAGUAR of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 327): EXECUTIONER of RETRIBUTION (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 300): A TALE OF PAIN of ABYSMAL RITES (Reaper, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 285): WHISTLIN DIXIE of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 235): LILAS KEEPER of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 50): CONFESSION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.) QUITA REMMING of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 49): KARIN LO of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER It would appear that many managers and gladiators have forsaken the arena to spend time out in the Spring of the Year. I can sympathize, up to a point--let the managers go, but send the gladiators in to fight. There is work to be done! And speaking of work to be done, the spy report: U.S.S. Arizona had the largest point increase, thrity-two points. Gerrick Grim had the biggest drop in recognition at twenty-eight points. The top gladiator here, Devil's Advocate, got the most challenges. Blood Rites was most avoided, and Sentinels did the most avoiding. We had a mere thirty fights, seven of them involving standbys, and only four challenges. MOSQUITO (5-5011) (18-13-1,90) of BLOOD SUCKERS fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (106-2) (0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes. MOSQUITO viciously subdued CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight. Bah, this was barely a fight at all. ABBOTT (14-4131) (21-18-2,86) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (106-5) (0-0-0,70) of the College of Mimes. ABBOTT overpowered UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray. A little better. COLLINGWOOD (39-3798) (22-15-2,74) of KIWI CONNECTION fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (106-2) (0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes. COLLINGWOOD was savagely defeated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute fight. As painful to watch as it may have been for Collingwood to get through. WHAKAPAPA (39-3801) (23-13-4,51) of KIWI CONNECTION fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (106-1) (0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes. WHAKAPAPA overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided match. So-so. DOMJON (50-3554) (27-39-3,57) of DRUID'S GROVE fought KENYA (4-6484) (23-1-1,72) of KIWI CONNECTION. DOMJON was overpowered by KENYA in an action packed 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight. A two-gladiator fight, no surprises. WATERLOO (75-3317) (20-0-1,62) of KIWI CONNECTIONS fought R.O.U.S. (106-4) (0-0- 0,50) of the College of Mimes. WATERLOO overcame R.O.U.S. in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome bout. Waterloo can always get a job as rat-catcher. KARIN LO (83-292) (14-16-0,53) of MIDDLE WAY 21 fought CREDIT CARD (5-4052) (19- 12-0,59) of BLOOD SUCKERS. KARIN LO was overpowered by CREDIT CARD in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. Many women have suffered from credit cards. Men, too. SCUMMY BOY (73-3371) (18-9-0,99) of THE FAMILY TREE fought EVIL INPUTTER (106-7) (0-0-0,110) of the College of Mimes. SCUMMY BOY savagely defeated EVIL INPUTTER in an exciting 5 minute gruesome bout. Always a popular win. D'URVILLE (39-3800) (22-13-1,100) of KIWI CONNECTION fought AMELIA (28-3417) (39-28-1,83) of DODGE BULLETS. D'URVILLE overpowered AMELIA in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel. Experience only counts if you learn from it, Amelia. CRIMSON MIST (8-5047) (32-24-1,116) of BLOOD RITES fought BANDAGED HAND (20- 2765) (19-15-2,148) of 100% NATURAL GROOVE. CRIMSON MIST defeated BANDAGED HAND in a popular 1 minute match. An interesting symmetry here. BILLY LILLY (28-3416) (33-50-1,159) of DODGE BULLETS fought ZOOLANDER (39-3523) (29-21-1,146) of WITLESS WONDERS. BILLY LILLY was viciously subdued by ZOOLANDER in an action packed 2 minute duel. Why does Billy keep fighting? Inquiring minds are curious. GERRICK GRIMM (50-3530) (27-49-1,155) of DRUID'S GROVE fought TOM SMITH DISEASE (50-3400) (24-21-0,107) of STRANGE TUNES. GERRICK GRIMM was defeated by TOM SMITH DISEASE in an exciting 1 minute gory duel. And it's no wonder Gerrick dropped so badly after this loss. AB DESTINED 4 THE DA (65-1154) (20-17-2,172) of PAUL'Z PHARTZ fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-29) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. AB DESTINED 4 THE DA was bested by CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 2 minute contest. We could probably come up with something equivalent to the Dark Arena here, if AB's manager is inclined to follow through. A dark alley and several gladiator-assassins, perhaps? LUMBERING WAIF (8-4346) (27-27-0,155) of HAPLESS WAIF fought GABBER KNIGHT (77- 2243) (10-1-0,144) of 500 BPM. LUMBERING WAIF was savagely defeated by GABBER KNIGHT in a popular 1 minute match. Stumbling and bumbling on the sands never gets you anywhere worth going, Waif. BLUE BLOOD (73-3657) (39-27-1,210) of BLACK & BLUE fought RANCID WAIF (8-4413) (34-19-0,160) of HAPLESS WAIF. BLUE BLOOD overpowered RANCID WAIF in a 1 minute one- sided match. Ah, you know those bluebloods, they're so PICKY and fastidious. TUNDRA (45-4280) (33-22-1,208) of ARCTIC WASTES fought U.S.S. ARIZONA (34-2643) (40-28-1,171) of D-DAY SQUAD. TUNDRA was overpowered by U.S.S. ARIZONA in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. No wonder the Arizona rose sharply. BLACK FLAG (82-46046) (45-36-3,201) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (35-17-0,205) of SENTINELS. BLACK FLAG vanquished HUNTSMAN in an action packed 3 minute gruesome mismatched bout. Didn't look so mis-matched to me; it wouldn't have gone three minutes if it had been. TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (28-22-0,185) of WITLESS WONDERS fought KARATIA (73-3624) (38-17-1,181) of KIWI CONNECTION. TAMMY FAYE was handily defeated by KARATIA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. I wouldn't have minded seeing this one go longer. PAUL (35-2349) (43-48-2,194) of COMMON JOE'S fought BINGE N PURGE (45-3567) (31- 25-0,179) of EMETICS. PAUL demolished BINGE N PURGE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. Good. I always thought that was a dumb strategy for weight control. LOOGIE CLAP (82-46049) (34-29-2,204) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought ROXANNE DE'MORRE (50-3449) (47-47-0,168) of DRUID'S GROVE. LOOGIE CLAP devastated ROXANNE DE'MORRE in a 2 minute brutal mismatched conflict. And Roxanne plunges into losing-record-ship. GHOST DANCER (28-3365) (47-37-0,181) of DODGE BULLETS fought HAZE (82-49272) (27-17-0,178) of NORTHERN LIGHTS. GHOST DANCER was overpowered by HAZE in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. Some people can't handle bad visibility. WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (50-19-1,254) of FLOWER GIRLS fought LAPHROAIG (31- 4529) (31-26-0,194) of SINGLE MALTS. WHACKING WILLOW defeated LAPHROAIG in an action packed 3 minute match. I have heard some dark rumors about this, but until they are confirmed (or denied), I keep them to myself. MOSGIEL (14-3836) (43-29-2,220) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS fought GALENA (28-3505) (29-23-0,187) of BOXOROX. MOSGIEL vanquished GALENA in a 1 minute one-sided duel. No surprises. AVONSIDE (13-3927) (47-60-1,234) of KIWI CONNECTION fought GODSMACK (82-48417) (26-14-0,186) of TONGUE N CHEEK. AVONSIDE vanquished GODSMACK in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. Again, no surprises. There are days like this. CRUMBSNATCHER (72-1842) (54-33-1,224) of ONE GOOD DUDE fought DESPERADO (28- 1152) (48-46-2,185) of DODGE BULLETS. CRUMBSNATCHER handily defeated DESPERADO in an action packed 1 minute uneven fight. It is to laugh, very nearly. MAD CAT (7-2965) (69-50-6,211) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS fought YOUNG JOAN (28- 3534) (41-51-1,186) of DODGE BULLETS. MAD CAT vanquished YOUNG JOAN in an exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched fight. Experience wins again and again and again. The challenges: LORD EXETER (81-932) (24-16-1,59) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged THE SMELL OF IT (45-3564) (24-31-1,74) of EMETICS. Up 15. LORD EXETER overpowered THE SMELL OF IT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. It must've been the pipe tobacco. HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (26-3-1,132) of VIKINGS challenged OBAN (31-4530) (22- 34-1,136) of SINGLE MALTS. Up 4. HAGAR BLUETOOTH won victory over OBAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl. A two-fisted drinker. KRONOS GRIMHOLT (7-6011) (23-12-1,156) of SENTINELS challenged EVALON ELKHORN (50-3553) (33-33-3,163) of DRUID'S GROVE. Up 7. KRONOS GRIMHOLT demolished EVALON ELKHORN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. A tough gladiator, Kronos. For the title: ANVIL IRONFIST (81-84) (38-14-0,215) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (68-4666) (30-24-1,255) of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES. Up 40. ANVIL IRONFIST was viciously subdued by DEVIL'S ADVOCATE in a 7 minute fight. Good try, Anvil. That it took so long for you to lose is probably a good sign, eh? Maybe another try will bring a win. Ketchum THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 31 24 1 275 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 51 19 1 261 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA AVONSIDE 13-3927 48 60 1 247 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842 55 33 1 232 ONE GOOD DUDE (396) DRAGONHEAD MOSGIEL 14-3836 44 29 2 231 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR BLACK FLAG 82--19490 46 36 3 223 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG -RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 44 18 0 221 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA MAD CAT 7-2965 70 50 6 218 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR BLUE BLOOD 73-3657 40 27 1 218 BLACK & BLUE (1090) ERINIKA -TABBY 82-29373 25 10 0 215 FELINES (1242) DWES EG GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487 35 29 2 207 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PAUL 35-2349 44 48 2 203 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 41 28 1 203 D-DAY SQUAD (551) MONUNTIAL LAPHROAIG 31-4529 31 27 0 202 SINGLE MALTS (1071) CHIMLEVTAL ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84 38 15 0 200 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE -JAVELIN 82--32302 19 7 0 200 THE WEAPONS (1261) DWES EG -BROWN RECLUSE 75-2600 53 35 0 199 SPIDERS (1177) JADE MOUNTAIN KARATIA 73-3624 39 17 1 196 KIWI CONNECTION (1232) ERINIKA HUNTSMAN 7-5837 35 18 0 196 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR HAZE 82--16264 28 17 0 196 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1288) DWES EG DESPERADO 28-1152 48 47 2 186 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 41 52 1 185 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA GALENA 28-3505 29 24 0 184 BOXOROX (1081) MORYA GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GODSMACK 82--17119 26 15 0 180 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 28 23 0 179 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN TUNDRA 45-4280 33 23 1 178 ARCTIC WASTES (1256) STORMCROWE AB DESTINED 4 THE 65-1154 20 18 2 175 PAUL'Z PHARTZ (985) DAL SHANG BINGE N PURGE 45-3567 31 26 0 173 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE GHOST DANCER 28-3365 47 38 0 172 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011 24 12 1 171 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 47 48 0 168 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND RANCID WAIF 8-4413 34 20 0 163 HAPLESS WAIF (1051) ARKERS ZOOLANDER 39-3523 30 21 1 161 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243 11 1 0 156 500 BPM (1260) MAZGOURRAH EVALON ELKHORN 50-3553 33 34 3 152 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BILLY LILLY 28-3416 33 51 1 149 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA LUMBERING WAIF 8-4346 27 28 0 147 HAPLESS WAIF (1051) ARKERS CRIMSON MIST 8-5047 33 24 1 140 BLOOD RITES (1253) ARKERS HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 27 3 1 140 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT OBAN 31-4530 22 35 1 138 SINGLE MALTS (1071) CHIMLEVTAL TOM SMITH DISEASE 50-3400 25 21 0 137 STRANGE TUNES (1085) SNOWBOUND BANDAGED HAND 20-2765 19 16 2 129 100% NATURAL GROOVE (545) SEAM GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530 27 50 1 127 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND D'URVILLE 39-3800 23 13 1 113 KIWI CONNECTION (1277) XOCHITHLAN SCUMMY BOY 73-3371 19 9 0 113 THE FAMILY TREE (906) ERINIKA -BLUE MARBLE 81-1030 26 24 0 102 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -INDIOR LANDIS 8-5058 23 31 0 100 MIDDLE WAY 11 (1145) ARKERS ABBOTT 14-4131 22 18 2 93 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR MOSQUITO 5-5011 19 13 1 92 BLOOD SUCKERS (1295) KALTOS -SASQUATCH 21-6816 24 17 2 91 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY KENYA 4-6484 24 1 1 81 KIWI CONNECTION (1305) JHELUM AMELIA 28-3417 39 29 1 80 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA LORD EXETER 81-932 25 16 1 78 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE -TEZCATLIPOCA 28-4641 20 6 2 68 THE PENTARCHY (966) MORYA CREDIT CARD 5-4052 20 12 0 68 BLOOD SUCKERS (1295) KALTOS WATERLOO 75-3317 21 0 1 65 KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307) JADE MOUNTAIN -GURU GNU 38-4784 12 5 0 62 HILLTOP GURUS (1282) CLIFFHOME THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564 24 32 1 58 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE DOMJON 50-3554 27 40 3 57 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND -GOLDEN DELICIOUS 16-5887 18 3 0 57 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF -CAJETAN 7-6036 15 8 1 57 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR WHAKAPAPA 39-3801 24 13 4 56 KIWI CONNECTION (1277) XOCHITHLAN -BRASELL 75-3318 17 2 1 54 KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307) JADE MOUNTAIN KARIN LO 83-292 14 17 0 48 MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309) TELORINTHE GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY COLLINGWOOD 39-3798 22 16 2 47 KIWI CONNECTION (1277) XOCHITHLAN '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Congratulations to top dog, Devil's Advocate. -- The Consortium Elders All -- Hopefully, I will be joining you after the split. I\'m moving all of my warriors over from 100 and I think a few are being forced out of 101. -- Master Darque Word has spread that the ADM Regional Tourney will be taking place again this summer. For those of you who don't remember, it is a contest between the various regional arenas, Andorak, Darkholm, Free Blades and Lirith Kai, as well as the two specialty ADM arenas, Home Guard and Crysalis. It is free to enter, there are no prizes, and it is a whole lot of fun. 13 spots are available for each arena and no manager can send more than two warriors (or represent more than one region). Home Guard's population has been dwindling, of late, and I encourage anyone who wishes to participate in this great contest to send one or two warriors to Home Guard, DM-101. If you don't manage to qualify for the event elsewhere, I guarantee that there will be a spot for at least one of your warriors on the Home Guard team! -- One Armed Bandit, mgr of Sea Dogs, Dungeon Cell, and Shewish Buffet Ravishing Redbud -- Indeed, we all salute anyone who achieves tourney victor status. -- Jorja and the Dodge Bullets crew Lumbering Waif -- Not to crow or anything, but you were easy. Stumbling around like that... it's like you were drunk. I like that in an opponent. -- Desperado Evalon Elkhorn -- The bigger they are.... -- Young Joan Karatia -- You guys just keep doing this stuff to me! See if I ever take you dancing. -- Billy Lilly Kronos Grimholt -- Since we're being "short and snappy" with our personals this month instead of providing carefully thought-out comments, I'll just say: I needed more time, so I took a grim hold on it. -- Ghost Dancer Whakapapa -- I always wanted to do that. -- Amelia 18 March 11 All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators! Just sayin' -- The Cajun LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS ANVIL IRONFIST was viciously subdued by DEVIL'S ADVOCATE in a 7 minute fight. KRONOS GRIMHOLT demolished EVALON ELKHORN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. HAGAR BLUETOOTH won victory over OBAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl. LORD EXETER overpowered THE SMELL OF IT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. MAD CAT vanquished YOUNG JOAN in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched fight. CRUMBSNATCHER handily defeated DESPERADO in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight. AVONSIDE vanquished GODSMACK in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. MOSGIEL vanquished GALENA in a 1 minute one-sided duel. WHACKING WILLOW defeated LAPHROAIG in a action packed 3 minute match. GHOST DANCER was overpowered by HAZE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. LOOGIE CLAP devastated ROXANNE DE'MORRE in a 2 minute brutal mismatched conflict. PAUL demolished BINGE N PURGE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. TAMMY FAYE was handily defeated by KARATIA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. BLACK FLAG vanquished HUNTSMAN in a action packed 3 minute gruesome mismatched bout. TUNDRA was overpowered by U.S.S. ARIZONA in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. BLUE BLOOD overpowered RANCID WAIF in a 1 minute one-sided match. LUMBERING WAIF was savagely defeated by GABBER KNIGHT in a popular 1 minute match. AB DESTINED 4 THE DA was bested by CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 2 minute contest. GERRICK GRIMM was defeated by TOM SMITH DISEASE in a exciting 1 minute gory duel. BILLY LILLY was viciously subdued by ZOOLANDER in a action packed 2 minute duel. CRIMSON MIST defeated BANDAGED HAND in a popular 1 minute match. D'URVILLE overpowered AMELIA in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel. SCUMMY BOY savagely defeated EVIL INPUTTER in a exciting 5 minute gruesome bout. KARIN LO was overpowered by CREDIT CARD in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. WATERLOO overcame R.O.U.S. in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome bout. DOMJON was overpowered by KENYA in a action packed 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight. WHAKAPAPA overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided match. COLLINGWOOD was savagely defeated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute fight. ABBOTT overpowered UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray. MOSQUITO viciously subdued CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 14 PARRY-LUNGE 27 - 7 - 0 79 | |WALL OF STEEL 10 TOTAL PARRY 41 - 22 - 0 65 | |STRIKING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 103 - 92 - 1 53 | |TOTAL PARRY 5 BASHING ATTACK 23 - 21 - 0 52 | |AIMED BLOW 5 WALL OF STEEL 60 - 55 - 0 52 | |SLASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 7 - 0 50 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 31 - 34 - 0 48 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 32 - 40 - 0 44 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 39 - 2 39 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 23 - 0 28 | Turn 233 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY TOTAL PARRY 5 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 7 2 WALL OF STEEL LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 6 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 31 24 1 275 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) PARRY-LUNGE AVONSIDE 13-3927 48 60 1 247 KIWI CONNECTION (747) WALL OF STEEL CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842 55 33 1 232 ONE GOOD DUDE (396) LUNGING ATTACK MOSGIEL 14-3836 44 29 2 231 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) BASHING ATTACK MAD CAT 7-2965 70 50 6 218 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) SLASHING ATTACK PAUL 35-2349 44 48 2 203 COMMON JOE'S (509) AIMED BLOW KARATIA 73-3624 39 17 1 196 KIWI CONNECTION (1232) PARRY-RIPOSTE YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 41 52 1 185 DODGE BULLETS (867) STRIKING ATTACK TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 28 23 0 179 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) The overall popularity leader is MAD CAT 7-2965. The most popular warrior this turn was DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666. The ten other most popular fighters were LAPHROAIG 31-4529, ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84, BLACK FLAG 82--19490, SCUMMY BOY 73-3371, MOSQUITO 5-5011, HUNTSMAN 7-5837, ZOOLANDER 39-3523, OBAN 31-4530, KENYA 4-6484, and LORD EXETER 81-932. The least popular fighter this week was BANDAGED HAND 20-2765. The other ten least popular fighters were RANCID WAIF 8-4413, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, BINGE N PURGE 45-3567, GALENA 28-3505, DOMJON 50-3554, AMELIA 28-3417, BILLY LILLY 28-3416, TUNDRA 45-4280, ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449, and GHOST DANCER 28-3365. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 2 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0 KALTOS(5) 2 0 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0 BONSUR(7) 2 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 3 0 0 ARKERS(8) 1 2 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 3 2 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 0 0 KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 3 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 0 0 DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 4 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0 TOBIR(14) 2 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 3 1 0 SEAM(20) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0 TELORINTHE(83) 0 1 0 MORYA(28) 0 6 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY KENYA 4-6484 24 1 1 81 KIWI CONNECTION (1305) JHELUM MOSQUITO 5-5011 19 13 1 92 BLOOD SUCKERS (1295) KALTOS MAD CAT 7-2965 70 50 6 218 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR RANCID WAIF 8-4413 34 20 0 163 HAPLESS WAIF (1051) ARKERS HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 27 3 1 140 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT AVONSIDE 13-3927 48 60 1 247 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS MOSGIEL 14-3836 44 29 2 231 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR BANDAGED HAND 20-2765 19 16 2 129 100% NATURAL GROOVE (545) SEAM DESPERADO 28-1152 48 47 2 186 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA LAPHROAIG 31-4529 31 27 0 202 SINGLE MALTS (1071) CHIMLEVTAL U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 41 28 1 203 D-DAY SQUAD (551) MONUNTIAL PAUL 35-2349 44 48 2 203 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 28 23 0 179 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN TUNDRA 45-4280 33 23 1 178 ARCTIC WASTES (1256) STORMCROWE ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 47 48 0 168 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 51 19 1 261 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA AB DESTINED 4 THE 65-1154 20 18 2 175 PAUL'Z PHARTZ (985) DAL SHANG DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 31 24 1 275 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842 55 33 1 232 ONE GOOD DUDE (396) DRAGONHEAD BLUE BLOOD 73-3657 40 27 1 218 BLACK & BLUE (1090) ERINIKA WATERLOO 75-3317 21 0 1 65 KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307) JADE MOUNTAIN GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243 11 1 0 156 500 BPM (1260) MAZGOURRAH ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84 38 15 0 200 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE BLACK FLAG 82--19490 46 36 3 223 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG KARIN LO 83-292 14 17 0 48 MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309) TELORINTHE