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Date   : 03/22/2011    Duedate: 04/18/2011

CRYSALIS

DM-106    TURN-233

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SPIDERS 75/1177       370  184  1 66.8      PAUL'Z PHARTZ 65/985                  
    THE WEAPONS 82/1261                         KIWI CONNECTION 13/747                
    FELINES 82/1242                             100% NATURAL GROOVE 20/545            
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                         OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808              
  2 RETRIBUTION 31/1308    44   25  0 63.8      BLOOD SUCKERS 5/1295                  
  3 BLOOD RITES 8/1253     97  100  0 49.2      KIWI CONNECTION 39/1277               
    ARCTIC WASTES 45/1256                     5 VIKINGS 10/1208       117  123  1 48.8
    TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203                      DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240              
    NORTHERN LIGHTS 82/1288                     SENTINELS 7/1202                      
  4 500 BPM 77/1260       722  747  7 49.1      HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282                 
    KIWI CONNECTIONS 75/1307                  6 BOXOROX 28/1081       126  148  0 46.0
    KIWI CONNECTION 4/1305                      HAPLESS WAIF 8/1051                   
    KIWI CONNECTION 73/1232                     WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052               
    ONE GOOD DUDE 72/396                        STRANGE TUNES 50/1085                 
    THE FAMILY TREE 73/906                      SINGLE MALTS 31/1071                  
    BLACK & BLUE 73/1090                        EMETICS 45/1030                       
    BLOOD 4 THE MASSES 68/1239                7 DODGE BULLETS 28/867  468  813  5 36.5
    D-DAY SQUAD 34/551                          MIDDLE WAY 21 83/1309                 
    INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214                8 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041   55  112  2 32.9
    COMMON JOE'S 35/509                   

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

Players old and new!

     Some of you may know that at one point last year, RSI tried to pull together an
arena in which role-playing in the personals and in spotlights would be a significant
(and rewarded) feature.  Though it didn't work out, the idea remains an appealing
one.  I would like to propose that we, the players, sponsor such an effort.  No
rules, no prizes, just players getting into the spirit of role-play.
     I suggest Telorinthe, arena 83, as a place to try this.  Telorinthe is the slow
no-tourney arena, and it seems like a good place for this experiment.  There is no
large body of entrenched players with other interests.  Although some background work
has been done, there is no great, creaking, edifice of old spotlights to deal with.
Very little in the way of vested interests.  Perhaps if all goes well, the idea might
catch on in other arenas.
     In keeping with the "no rules" idea, I won't say, "Begins on turn ###!"  Just
show up when you feel like it and jump in.  We'll keep a seat ready for you.

Jorja and the Middle Way

P.S.  And I'll try to have at least a short piece each time.  No major adventures,
just "the adventure of living."  Bring your friends!

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 330): PATTE DE SAGUAR of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 328): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 283): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 305): CALLOUS CORTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 300): A TALE OF PAIN of ABYSMAL RITES (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 286): DURANGO KID of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 280): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 265): TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 258): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 234): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 235): LILAS KEEPER of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 50): ACCORDION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 232): DEVIL'S ADVOCATE of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (The Mun, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 330): DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 328): AVENGERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 283): PROPHETIC OMENS (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 305): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 300): OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 286): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 280): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 265): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 258): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 234): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 235): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 50): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 232): SPIDERS et al (Consortium, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 330): PATTE DE SAGUAR of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 327): EXECUTIONER of RETRIBUTION (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 300): A TALE OF PAIN of ABYSMAL RITES (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 285): WHISTLIN DIXIE of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 235): LILAS KEEPER of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 50): CONFESSION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
                              QUITA REMMING of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 49): KARIN LO of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     It would appear that many managers and gladiators have forsaken the arena to
spend time out in the Spring of the Year.  I can sympathize, up to a point--let the
managers go, but send the gladiators in to fight.  There is work to be done!
     And speaking of work to be done, the spy report:
     U.S.S. Arizona had the largest point increase, thrity-two points.
     Gerrick Grim had the biggest drop in recognition at twenty-eight points.
     The top gladiator here, Devil's Advocate, got the most challenges.
     Blood Rites was most avoided, and Sentinels did the most avoiding.
     We had a mere thirty fights, seven of them involving standbys, and only four
challenges.

     MOSQUITO (5-5011) (18-13-1,90) of BLOOD SUCKERS fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING
(106-2) (0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes.  MOSQUITO viciously subdued CAPTURED
PIRATE KING in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.  Bah, this was barely a fight at all.
     ABBOTT (14-4131) (21-18-2,86) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON
(106-5) (0-0-0,70) of the College of Mimes.  ABBOTT overpowered UNEMPLOYED PERSON in
a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.  A little better.
     COLLINGWOOD (39-3798) (22-15-2,74) of KIWI CONNECTION fought CAPTURED PIRATE
KING (106-2) (0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes.  COLLINGWOOD was savagely defeated
by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute fight.  As painful to watch as it may have been
for Collingwood to get through.
     WHAKAPAPA (39-3801) (23-13-4,51) of KIWI CONNECTION fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER
(106-1) (0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes.  WHAKAPAPA overpowered ALASTARIAN
DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.  So-so.
     DOMJON (50-3554) (27-39-3,57) of DRUID'S GROVE fought KENYA (4-6484) (23-1-1,72)
of KIWI CONNECTION.  DOMJON was overpowered by KENYA in an action packed 2 minute
gruesome one-sided fight.  A two-gladiator fight, no surprises.

     WATERLOO (75-3317) (20-0-1,62) of KIWI CONNECTIONS fought R.O.U.S. (106-4) (0-0-
0,50) of the College of Mimes.  WATERLOO overcame R.O.U.S. in a crowd pleasing 1
minute gruesome bout.  Waterloo can always get a job as rat-catcher.
     KARIN LO (83-292) (14-16-0,53) of MIDDLE WAY 21 fought CREDIT CARD (5-4052) (19-
12-0,59) of BLOOD SUCKERS.  KARIN LO was overpowered by CREDIT CARD in a popular 1
minute uneven duel.  Many women have suffered from credit cards.  Men, too.
     SCUMMY BOY (73-3371) (18-9-0,99) of THE FAMILY TREE fought EVIL INPUTTER (106-7)
(0-0-0,110) of the College of Mimes.  SCUMMY BOY savagely defeated EVIL INPUTTER in
an exciting 5 minute gruesome bout.  Always a popular win.
     D'URVILLE (39-3800) (22-13-1,100) of KIWI CONNECTION fought AMELIA (28-3417)
(39-28-1,83) of DODGE BULLETS.  D'URVILLE overpowered AMELIA in a popular 1 minute
gruesome one-sided duel.  Experience only counts if you learn from it, Amelia.
     CRIMSON MIST (8-5047) (32-24-1,116) of BLOOD RITES fought BANDAGED HAND (20-
2765) (19-15-2,148) of 100% NATURAL GROOVE.  CRIMSON MIST defeated BANDAGED HAND in a
popular 1 minute match.  An interesting symmetry here.

     BILLY LILLY (28-3416) (33-50-1,159) of DODGE BULLETS fought ZOOLANDER (39-3523)
(29-21-1,146) of WITLESS WONDERS.  BILLY LILLY was viciously subdued by ZOOLANDER in
an action packed 2 minute duel.  Why does Billy keep fighting?  Inquiring minds are
curious.
     GERRICK GRIMM (50-3530) (27-49-1,155) of DRUID'S GROVE fought TOM SMITH DISEASE
(50-3400) (24-21-0,107) of STRANGE TUNES.  GERRICK GRIMM was defeated by TOM SMITH
DISEASE in an exciting 1 minute gory duel.  And it's no wonder Gerrick dropped so
badly after this loss.
     AB DESTINED 4 THE DA (65-1154) (20-17-2,172) of PAUL'Z PHARTZ fought CRYSALIS
GUARD (106-29) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  AB DESTINED 4 THE DA was bested
by CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 2 minute contest.  We could probably come up with
something equivalent to the Dark Arena here, if AB's manager is inclined to follow
through.  A dark alley and several gladiator-assassins, perhaps?
     LUMBERING WAIF (8-4346) (27-27-0,155) of HAPLESS WAIF fought GABBER KNIGHT (77-
2243) (10-1-0,144) of 500 BPM.  LUMBERING WAIF was savagely defeated by GABBER KNIGHT
in a popular 1 minute match.  Stumbling and bumbling on the sands never gets you
anywhere worth going, Waif.
     BLUE BLOOD (73-3657) (39-27-1,210) of BLACK & BLUE fought RANCID WAIF (8-4413)
(34-19-0,160) of HAPLESS WAIF.  BLUE BLOOD overpowered RANCID WAIF in a 1 minute one-
sided match.  Ah, you know those bluebloods, they're so PICKY and fastidious.

     TUNDRA (45-4280) (33-22-1,208) of ARCTIC WASTES fought U.S.S. ARIZONA (34-2643)
(40-28-1,171) of D-DAY SQUAD.  TUNDRA was overpowered by U.S.S. ARIZONA in a 1 minute
mismatched brawl.  No wonder the Arizona rose sharply.
     BLACK FLAG (82-46046) (45-36-3,201) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought HUNTSMAN (7-5837)
(35-17-0,205) of SENTINELS.  BLACK FLAG vanquished HUNTSMAN in an action packed 3
minute gruesome mismatched bout.  Didn't look so mis-matched to me; it wouldn't have
gone three minutes if it had been.
     TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (28-22-0,185) of WITLESS WONDERS fought KARATIA (73-3624)
(38-17-1,181) of KIWI CONNECTION.  TAMMY FAYE was handily defeated by KARATIA in a 1
minute one-sided conflict.  I wouldn't have minded seeing this one go longer.
     PAUL (35-2349) (43-48-2,194) of COMMON JOE'S fought BINGE N PURGE (45-3567) (31-
25-0,179) of EMETICS.  PAUL demolished BINGE N PURGE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
Good.  I always thought that was a dumb strategy for weight control.
     LOOGIE CLAP (82-46049) (34-29-2,204) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought ROXANNE DE'MORRE
(50-3449) (47-47-0,168) of DRUID'S GROVE.  LOOGIE CLAP devastated ROXANNE DE'MORRE in
a 2 minute brutal mismatched conflict.  And Roxanne plunges into losing-record-ship.

     GHOST DANCER (28-3365) (47-37-0,181) of DODGE BULLETS fought HAZE (82-49272)
(27-17-0,178) of NORTHERN LIGHTS.  GHOST DANCER was overpowered by HAZE in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.  Some people can't handle bad visibility.
     WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (50-19-1,254) of FLOWER GIRLS fought LAPHROAIG (31-
4529) (31-26-0,194) of SINGLE MALTS.  WHACKING WILLOW defeated LAPHROAIG in an action
packed 3 minute match.  I have heard some dark rumors about this, but until they are
confirmed (or denied), I keep them to myself.
     MOSGIEL (14-3836) (43-29-2,220) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS fought GALENA (28-3505)
(29-23-0,187) of BOXOROX.  MOSGIEL vanquished GALENA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
No surprises.
     AVONSIDE (13-3927) (47-60-1,234) of KIWI CONNECTION fought GODSMACK (82-48417)
(26-14-0,186) of TONGUE N CHEEK.  AVONSIDE vanquished GODSMACK in a popular 1 minute
uneven duel.  Again, no surprises.  There are days like this.
     CRUMBSNATCHER (72-1842) (54-33-1,224) of ONE GOOD DUDE fought DESPERADO (28-
1152) (48-46-2,185) of DODGE BULLETS.  CRUMBSNATCHER handily defeated DESPERADO in an
action packed 1 minute uneven fight.  It is to laugh, very nearly.
     MAD CAT (7-2965) (69-50-6,211) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS fought YOUNG JOAN (28-
3534) (41-51-1,186) of DODGE BULLETS.  MAD CAT vanquished YOUNG JOAN in an exciting 1
minute bloody mismatched fight.  Experience wins again and again and again.

The challenges:
     LORD EXETER (81-932) (24-16-1,59) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged THE SMELL OF IT
(45-3564) (24-31-1,74) of EMETICS.  Up 15.  LORD EXETER overpowered THE SMELL OF IT
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  It must've been the pipe tobacco.
     HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (26-3-1,132) of VIKINGS challenged OBAN (31-4530) (22-
34-1,136) of SINGLE MALTS.  Up 4.  HAGAR BLUETOOTH won victory over OBAN in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.  A two-fisted drinker.
     KRONOS GRIMHOLT (7-6011) (23-12-1,156) of SENTINELS challenged EVALON ELKHORN
(50-3553) (33-33-3,163) of DRUID'S GROVE.  Up 7.  KRONOS GRIMHOLT demolished EVALON
ELKHORN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  A tough gladiator, Kronos.

For the title:
     ANVIL IRONFIST (81-84) (38-14-0,215) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged DEVIL'S
ADVOCATE (68-4666) (30-24-1,255) of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES.  Up 40.  ANVIL IRONFIST was
viciously subdued by DEVIL'S ADVOCATE in a 7 minute fight.  Good try, Anvil.  That it
took so long for you to lose is probably a good sign, eh?  Maybe another try will
bring a win.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666    31  24  1  275  BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239)  FIREHOLD

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     51  19  1  261  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 AVONSIDE 13-3927            48  60  1  247  KIWI CONNECTION (747)      DULLENS
 CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842       55  33  1  232  ONE GOOD DUDE (396)        DRAGONHEAD
 MOSGIEL 14-3836             44  29  2  231  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 BLACK FLAG 82--19490        46  36  3  223  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
-RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197    44  18  0  221  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 MAD CAT 7-2965              70  50  6  218  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 BLUE BLOOD 73-3657          40  27  1  218  BLACK & BLUE (1090)        ERINIKA
-TABBY 82-29373              25  10  0  215  FELINES (1242)             DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487       35  29  2  207  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PAUL 35-2349                44  48  2  203  COMMON JOE'S (509)         MURSKA
 U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643      41  28  1  203  D-DAY SQUAD (551)          MONUNTIAL
 LAPHROAIG 31-4529           31  27  0  202  SINGLE MALTS (1071)        CHIMLEVTAL
 ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84        38  15  0  200  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
-JAVELIN 82--32302           19   7  0  200  THE WEAPONS (1261)         DWES EG
-BROWN RECLUSE 75-2600       53  35  0  199  SPIDERS (1177)             JADE MOUNTAIN
 KARATIA 73-3624             39  17  1  196  KIWI CONNECTION (1232)     ERINIKA
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837             35  18  0  196  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 HAZE 82--16264              28  17  0  196  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1288)     DWES EG
 DESPERADO 28-1152           48  47  2  186  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534          41  52  1  185  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 GALENA 28-3505              29  24  0  184  BOXOROX (1081)             MORYA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GODSMACK 82--17119          26  15  0  180  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          28  23  0  179  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 TUNDRA 45-4280              33  23  1  178  ARCTIC WASTES (1256)       STORMCROWE
 AB DESTINED 4 THE  65-1154  20  18  2  175  PAUL'Z PHARTZ (985)        DAL SHANG
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567       31  26  0  173  EMETICS (1030)             STORMCROWE
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365        47  38  0  172  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011      24  12  1  171  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449    47  48  0  168  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 RANCID WAIF 8-4413          34  20  0  163  HAPLESS WAIF (1051)        ARKERS
 ZOOLANDER 39-3523           30  21  1  161  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243       11   1  0  156  500 BPM (1260)             MAZGOURRAH
 EVALON ELKHORN 50-3553      33  34  3  152  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BILLY LILLY 28-3416         33  51  1  149  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 LUMBERING WAIF 8-4346       27  28  0  147  HAPLESS WAIF (1051)        ARKERS
 CRIMSON MIST 8-5047         33  24  1  140  BLOOD RITES (1253)         ARKERS
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     27   3  1  140  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 OBAN 31-4530                22  35  1  138  SINGLE MALTS (1071)        CHIMLEVTAL
 TOM SMITH DISEASE 50-3400   25  21  0  137  STRANGE TUNES (1085)       SNOWBOUND
 BANDAGED HAND 20-2765       19  16  2  129  100% NATURAL GROOVE (545)  SEAM
 GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530       27  50  1  127  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 D'URVILLE 39-3800           23  13  1  113  KIWI CONNECTION (1277)     XOCHITHLAN
 SCUMMY BOY 73-3371          19   9  0  113  THE FAMILY TREE (906)      ERINIKA
-BLUE MARBLE 81-1030         26  24  0  102  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-INDIOR LANDIS 8-5058        23  31  0  100  MIDDLE WAY 11 (1145)       ARKERS
 ABBOTT 14-4131              22  18  2   93  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 MOSQUITO 5-5011             19  13  1   92  BLOOD SUCKERS (1295)       KALTOS
-SASQUATCH 21-6816           24  17  2   91  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KENYA 4-6484                24   1  1   81  KIWI CONNECTION (1305)     JHELUM
 AMELIA 28-3417              39  29  1   80  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 LORD EXETER 81-932          25  16  1   78  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
-TEZCATLIPOCA 28-4641        20   6  2   68  THE PENTARCHY (966)        MORYA
 CREDIT CARD 5-4052          20  12  0   68  BLOOD SUCKERS (1295)       KALTOS
 WATERLOO 75-3317            21   0  1   65  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN
-GURU GNU 38-4784            12   5  0   62  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
 THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564     24  32  1   58  EMETICS (1030)             STORMCROWE
 DOMJON 50-3554              27  40  3   57  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
-GOLDEN DELICIOUS 16-5887    18   3  0   57  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
-CAJETAN 7-6036              15   8  1   57  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 WHAKAPAPA 39-3801           24  13  4   56  KIWI CONNECTION (1277)     XOCHITHLAN
-BRASELL 75-3318             17   2  1   54  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 KARIN LO 83-292             14  17  0   48  MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309)       TELORINTHE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLLINGWOOD 39-3798         22  16  2   47  KIWI CONNECTION (1277)     XOCHITHLAN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Congratulations to top dog, Devil's Advocate. -- The Consortium Elders

All -- Hopefully, I will be joining you after the split.  I\'m moving all of my
warriors over from 100 and I think a few are being forced out of 101. -- Master
Darque

Word has spread that the ADM Regional Tourney will be taking place again this summer.
For those of you who don't remember, it is a contest between the various regional
arenas, Andorak, Darkholm, Free Blades and Lirith Kai, as well as the two specialty
ADM arenas, Home Guard and Crysalis.  It is free to enter, there are no prizes, and
it is a whole lot of fun.  13 spots are available for each arena and no manager can
send more than two warriors (or represent more than one region).  Home Guard's
population has been dwindling, of late, and I encourage anyone who wishes to
participate in this great contest to send one or two warriors to Home Guard, DM-101.
If you don't manage to qualify for the event elsewhere, I guarantee that there will
be a spot for at least one of your warriors on the Home Guard team! -- One Armed
Bandit, mgr of Sea Dogs, Dungeon Cell, and Shewish Buffet

Ravishing Redbud -- Indeed, we all salute anyone who achieves tourney victor status.
-- Jorja and the Dodge Bullets crew

Lumbering Waif -- Not to crow or anything, but you were easy.  Stumbling around like
that... it's like you were drunk.  I like that in an opponent. -- Desperado

Evalon Elkhorn -- The bigger they are.... -- Young Joan

Karatia -- You guys just keep doing this stuff to me!  See if I ever take you
dancing. -- Billy Lilly

Kronos Grimholt -- Since we're being "short and snappy" with our personals this month
instead of providing carefully thought-out comments, I'll just say:  I needed more
time, so I took a grim hold on it. -- Ghost Dancer

Whakapapa -- I always wanted to do that. -- Amelia

18 March 11
All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators!  Just
sayin' -- The Cajun

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ANVIL IRONFIST was viciously subdued by DEVIL'S ADVOCATE in a 7 minute fight.
KRONOS GRIMHOLT demolished EVALON ELKHORN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH won victory over OBAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
LORD EXETER overpowered THE SMELL OF IT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MAD CAT vanquished YOUNG JOAN in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
CRUMBSNATCHER handily defeated DESPERADO in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
AVONSIDE vanquished GODSMACK in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
MOSGIEL vanquished GALENA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WHACKING WILLOW defeated LAPHROAIG in a action packed 3 minute match.
GHOST DANCER was overpowered by HAZE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
LOOGIE CLAP devastated ROXANNE DE'MORRE in a 2 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
PAUL demolished BINGE N PURGE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
TAMMY FAYE was handily defeated by KARATIA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BLACK FLAG vanquished HUNTSMAN in a action packed 3 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
TUNDRA was overpowered by U.S.S. ARIZONA in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BLUE BLOOD overpowered RANCID WAIF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LUMBERING WAIF was savagely defeated by GABBER KNIGHT in a popular 1 minute match.
AB DESTINED 4 THE DA was bested by CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 2 minute contest.
GERRICK GRIMM was defeated by TOM SMITH DISEASE in a exciting 1 minute gory duel.
BILLY LILLY was viciously subdued by ZOOLANDER in a action packed 2 minute duel.
CRIMSON MIST defeated BANDAGED HAND in a popular 1 minute match.
D'URVILLE overpowered AMELIA in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
SCUMMY BOY savagely defeated EVIL INPUTTER in a exciting 5 minute gruesome bout.
KARIN LO was overpowered by CREDIT CARD in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
WATERLOO overcame R.O.U.S. in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome bout.
DOMJON was overpowered by KENYA in a action packed 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
WHAKAPAPA overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
COLLINGWOOD was savagely defeated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute fight.
ABBOTT overpowered UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
MOSQUITO viciously subdued CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         PARRY-LUNGE       27 -   7 -  0      79  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         TOTAL PARRY       41 -  22 -  0      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         LUNGING ATTACK   103 -  92 -  1      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  21 -  0      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         WALL OF STEEL     60 -  55 -  0      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        31 -  34 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   32 -  40 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  39 -  2      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  23 -  0      28  |

Turn 233 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  7         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666   31  24  1  275 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239)
PARRY-LUNGE      AVONSIDE 13-3927           48  60  1  247 KIWI CONNECTION (747)
WALL OF STEEL    CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842      55  33  1  232 ONE GOOD DUDE (396)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOSGIEL 14-3836            44  29  2  231 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)
BASHING ATTACK   MAD CAT 7-2965             70  50  6  218 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
SLASHING ATTACK  PAUL 35-2349               44  48  2  203 COMMON JOE'S (509)
AIMED BLOW       KARATIA 73-3624            39  17  1  196 KIWI CONNECTION (1232)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    YOUNG JOAN 28-3534         41  52  1  185 DODGE BULLETS (867)
STRIKING ATTACK  TAMMY FAYE 39-3520         28  23  0  179 WITLESS WONDERS (1052)

The overall popularity leader is MAD CAT 7-2965.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666.  The ten other most popular fighters were LAPHROAIG 
31-4529, ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84, BLACK FLAG 82--19490, SCUMMY BOY 73-3371, MOSQUITO 
5-5011, HUNTSMAN 7-5837, ZOOLANDER 39-3523, OBAN 31-4530, KENYA 4-6484, and LORD 
EXETER 81-932.

The least popular fighter this week was BANDAGED HAND 20-2765.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were RANCID WAIF 8-4413, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, BINGE N PURGE 45-3567, 
GALENA 28-3505, DOMJON 50-3554, AMELIA 28-3417, BILLY LILLY 28-3416, TUNDRA 45-4280, 
ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449, and GHOST DANCER 28-3365.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  2 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  0 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          3  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  2 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       3  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  3 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  4 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          3  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            0  6 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KENYA 4-6484                24   1  1   81  KIWI CONNECTION (1305)     JHELUM
 MOSQUITO 5-5011             19  13  1   92  BLOOD SUCKERS (1295)       KALTOS
 MAD CAT 7-2965              70  50  6  218  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 RANCID WAIF 8-4413          34  20  0  163  HAPLESS WAIF (1051)        ARKERS
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     27   3  1  140  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 AVONSIDE 13-3927            48  60  1  247  KIWI CONNECTION (747)      DULLENS
 MOSGIEL 14-3836             44  29  2  231  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 BANDAGED HAND 20-2765       19  16  2  129  100% NATURAL GROOVE (545)  SEAM
 DESPERADO 28-1152           48  47  2  186  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 LAPHROAIG 31-4529           31  27  0  202  SINGLE MALTS (1071)        CHIMLEVTAL
 U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643      41  28  1  203  D-DAY SQUAD (551)          MONUNTIAL
 PAUL 35-2349                44  48  2  203  COMMON JOE'S (509)         MURSKA
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          28  23  0  179  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 TUNDRA 45-4280              33  23  1  178  ARCTIC WASTES (1256)       STORMCROWE
 ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449    47  48  0  168  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     51  19  1  261  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 AB DESTINED 4 THE  65-1154  20  18  2  175  PAUL'Z PHARTZ (985)        DAL SHANG
 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666    31  24  1  275  BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239)  FIREHOLD
 CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842       55  33  1  232  ONE GOOD DUDE (396)        DRAGONHEAD
 BLUE BLOOD 73-3657          40  27  1  218  BLACK & BLUE (1090)        ERINIKA
 WATERLOO 75-3317            21   0  1   65  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243       11   1  0  156  500 BPM (1260)             MAZGOURRAH
 ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84        38  15  0  200  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BLACK FLAG 82--19490        46  36  3  223  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 KARIN LO 83-292             14  17  0   48  MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309)       TELORINTHE