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Date : 05/17/2011 Duedate: 06/13/2011
CRYSALIS
DM-106 TURN-235
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 CRYPTICS 25/150 2336 1106 32 67.9 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES 68/1239
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 D-DAY SQUAD 34/551
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214
THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812 PAUL'Z PHARTZ 65/985
THE BULLS 73/255 COMMON JOE'S 35/509
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 KIWI CONNECTION 13/747
INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745 BLOOD SUCKERS 5/1295
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 100% NATURAL GROOVE 20/545
LADIES IN WAITING 8/444 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808
2 OLDIES 83/1312 380 187 1 67.0 KIWI CONNECTION 39/1277
MORE PLACES 82/1306 ALL-STAR NANA'S 47/1315
THE WEAPONS 82/1261 7 BLOOD RITES 8/1253 102 107 1 48.8
FELINES 82/1242 TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203
FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 ARCTIC WASTES 45/1256
GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577 NORTHERN LIGHTS 82/1288
DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311 8 VIKINGS 10/1208 132 149 1 47.0
3-RETRIBUTION 31/1308 44 25 0 63.8 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
4 STEEL BLADES 30/525 116 91 0 56.0 SENTINELS 7/1202
RANDOM BLADES 50/550 HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282
DEMONIC FURY 44/454 9 WITLESS WOND 39/1052 132 153 0 46.3
5 DARQUE AGES 81/1314 107 96 1 52.7 10-MERC'D MAFIA 20/1304 39 62 0 38.6
6 500 BPM 77/1260 743 761 7 49.4 LADY'S PROTECTOR INN 60/1303
KIWI CONNECTION 4/1305 11 DODGE BULLETS 28/867 472 822 5 36.5
ONE GOOD DUDE 72/396 MIDDLE WAY 21 83/1309
KIWI CONNECTION 73/1232 MIDDLE WAY 18 73/1310
THE FAMILY TREE 73/906 12 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041 57 118 2 32.6
BLACK & BLUE 73/1090 13 DRAGONS GUAR 52/1313 1 4 0 20.0
KIWI CONNECTIONS 75/1307
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WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 335): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 332): RENTAL CAR of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 330): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 285): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 307): CALLOUS CORTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 302): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 288): DURANGO KID of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 282): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 267): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 260): FAIRYFIRE of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 236): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 236): MRS POTATOE HEAD of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 52): ACCORDION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 234): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 335): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 332): SONS OF MARS (Mars, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 330): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 285): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 307): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 302): ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 288): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 282): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 267): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 260): TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 236): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 236): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 52): SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She Puppy, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 234): OLDIES et al (Consortium, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 28 MORYA (turn 332): RENTAL CAR of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
VALERIAN of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 307): CALLOUS CORTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
PAYNE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 302): PROWL of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
EARVLING FLASH of FORCE OF WILL
(Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
(turn 301): SHELDON of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
RERUN of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
JACK KNIFE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 257): DENG FEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 51): ORRIE POLLAS of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
A Tower Guardian Column? It seems the reports have from here have been vacant
for a while. It as certainly been a while since I reported in.
Life is still great fun at The Flower Shoppe. My backlog is long, and so are
most of the weapons brought to my room. (giggle) I do try to let some of the newer
girls have most of the action, but I find myself unwilling to pass up on the fun.
Ravishing Redbud and I often work together, and that is cool. I love sandwiches!
I have been working the tournaments of late, and my recent results at ADM have
been 5-3, 8-3, 7-3, and 5-3. The TV was from The Winter Face in Tempe, so it is
still in effect. That helps, as I can often get to pick my favorite clientelle. Oh,
yeah!
I think it was pretty neat that Devil's Advocate and I took 71 minutes before we
were done. Wow! That one wiped me out! He can go and go and go. I like that in a
man! Oh, yeah! I wonder if he is busy tonight? (wink)
Well, enough for now. You know where to find me. Come on over and let me show
you what I've got. It is very nice, if I say so myself. All of it. (wink)
Whacking Willow, Tower Guardian and Flower Girl Extraordinairre
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Bleh. Don't know what I ate last night, but I won't eat it again if I see it
first. Horrid night, morning not much better. Still, someone made notes on the
fights, and I'll see what I can do with 'em.
Numbskull had the biggest point gain at fifty-one. Confession had the biggest
drop at twenty-five. Tongue N Cheek was avoided by Flower Girls. Avonside got the
most challenges.
Thirty-three fights, which is respectable, especially with only one standby.
Seven challenge matches.
CAJETAN (7-6036) (15-9-1,38) of SENTINELS fought KENYA (4-6484) (25-1-1,84) of
KIWI CONNECTION. CAJETAN was savagely defeated by KENYA in an exciting 2 minute
gruesome struggle. Cajetan now feels like Mt Kilimanjaro fell on him. Maybe it did.
QUEEN (75-3316) (15-4-1,50) of KIWI CONNECTIONS fought AMELIA (28-3417) (40-29-
1,90) of DODGE BULLETS. QUEEN was defeated by AMELIA in an exciting 2 minute
struggle. Is this any way to welcome a new arrival?
WATERLOO (75-3317) (21-1-1,55) of KIWI CONNECTIONS fought LILAS KEELER (73-5840)
(19-11-1,60) of MIDDLE WAY 18. WATERLOO demolished LILAS KEELER in a 1 minute uneven
contest. Well, that's Waterloo for you. Always demolishing expectations.
QUITA REMMING (83-294) (16-15-0,52) of MIDDLE WAY 21 fought DOMJON (50-3554)
(28-40-3,67) of DRUID'S GROVE. QUITA REMMING overpowered DOMJON in a 1 minute uneven
bout. And now, we hope, Quita feels better about being here.
ORRIE POLLAS (83-295) (16-16-2,53) of MIDDLE WAY 21 fought LORD EXETER (81-932)
(25-17-1,80) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. ORRIE POLLAS was overpowered by LORD EXETER in a 1
minute one-sided fight. Good gods, does this mean that Orrie, and ordinary fellow if
I ever saw one, is secretly a dragon?
GERRICK GRIMM (50-3530) (27-51-1,101) of DRUID'S GROVE fought MOSQUITO (5-5011)
(20-13-1,132) of BLOOD SUCKERS. GERRICK GRIMM was vanquished by MOSQUITO in an
exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided fray. You hang out in the woods, Garrick, and a
grove is simply a small woods, and the bugs will GET you.
CONFESSION (83-47) (47-5-1,150) of OLDIES fought NUMBSKULL (52-2948) (13-5-
2,116) of OTTO'S PARTS. CONFESSION was handily defeated by NUMBSKULL in a popular 2
minute one-sided duel. The fight resulting in the most point movement.
GABBER KNIGHT (77-2243) (12-1-0,158) of 500 BPM fought CRIMSON MIST (8-5047)
(33-25-1,108) of BLOOD RITES. GABBER KNIGHT overpowered CRIMSON MIST in a 1 minute
one-sided fray. An odd fight. I'm not sure what to make of it. Does it turn out
that C. Mist is a vampire? Did Gabber have garlic on his breath?
MISS ZING (8-824) (67-51-3,191) of LADIES IN WAITING fought STINGRAY (30-2264)
(34-32-0,174) of STEEL BLADES. MISS ZING beat STINGRAY in an action packed 1 minute
duel. Zinged him, in fact.
BULL FROG (73-4547) (32-14-0,186) of THE BULLS fought KRONOS GRIMHOLT (7-6011)
(24-13-1,165) of SENTINELS. BULL FROG was overpowered by KRONOS GRIMHOLT in a 2
minute gruesome one-sided bout. Some people like frog legs for dinner. I never
could see it myself, too hard to get ENOUGH, but... what do I know, eh?
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS (16-4331) (41-13-0,206) of GOLDEN GLADIATORS fought EVALON
ELKHORN (50-3553) (33-35-3,154) of DRUID'S GROVE. FIVE GOLDEN RINGS slimly won
victory over EVALON ELKHORN in a popular 5 minute match. The finest, sweetest golden
onion rings you can ever hope to see.
MAD CAT (7-2965) (70-51-6,200) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS fought GHOST DANCER (28-
3365) (48-38-0,177) of DODGE BULLETS. MAD CAT overpowered GHOST DANCER in a popular
1 minute one-sided match. Are we surprised? Not much. Quite a difference in
experience there.
HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (35-19-0,193) of SENTINELS fought SITS ON HIS DUFF (73-1810)
(43-24-4,197) of THINGS GEORGE DOES. HUNTSMAN was vanquished by SITS ON HIS DUFF in
a 1 minute mismatched fray. Embarrassing.
JIVE (25-624) (105-66-1,203) of CRYPTICS fought DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (68-4666) (31-
25-1,200) of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES. JIVE was outwaited by DEVIL'S ADVOCATE in a popular
12 minute gruesome match. Twelve minutes is nothing, when you come down to it.
YOUNG JOAN (28-3534) (41-53-1,182) of DODGE BULLETS fought CLEVER (50-2192) (51-
29-2,191) of RANDOM BLADES. YOUNG JOAN was beaten by CLEVER in a 2 minute fight.
I've heard this kind of thing happens. Virtuous young woman, clever-tongued man...
you get the picture.
WYNETT (30-2340) (46-41-2,193) of STEEL BLADES fought GODSMACK (82-48417) (26-
16-0,172) of TONGUE N CHEEK. WYNETT overpowered GODSMACK in a crowd pleasing 1
minute mismatched conflict. Quite right. No one likes to see a god smacked around.
U.S.S. ARIZONA (34-2643) (42-28-1,209) of D-DAY SQUAD fought DAIRY QUEEN (47-
2685) (97-49-3,180) of ROYAL FLUSH. U.S.S. ARIZONA was subdued by DAIRY QUEEN in an
exciting 2 minute brutal bout. It's the smooth texture of the ice cream, you know.
Trumps everything.
PAUL (35-2349) (45-48-2,209) of COMMON JOE'S fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-11)
(0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes and Little Old Women. PAUL was devastated by
AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched brawl. Our only standby
fighting, and Paul LOST? What was he THINKING?
TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (29-23-0,196) of WITLESS WONDERS fought MOSGIEL (14-3836)
(44-30-2,205) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS. TAMMY FAYE was devastated by MOSGIEL in an
exciting 1 minute uneven duel. Yes, well, wit can be useful at times.
VIOLATOR (44-2122) (54-41-1,224) of DEMONIC FURY fought BEERVAHNA (60-4292) (37-
33-3,202) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH. VIOLATOR was defeated by BEERVAHNA in a popular 1
minute duel. Typical.
ASHAR (30-1777) (54-45-3,268) of STEEL BLADES fought HARI-KARI (73-3049) (46-8-
0,208) of WAY TO GO! II. ASHAR was overcome by HARI-KARI in a 2 minute conflict.
But not fatally.
KING FORADAY (47-3762) (63-52-4,263) of ROYAL FLUSH fought KARATIA (73-3624)
(39-18-1,189) of KIWI CONNECTION. KING FORADAY devastated KARATIA in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided battle. Some people like minced kiwi. It takes all
kinds.
HAZE (82-49272) (29-17-0,218) of NORTHERN LIGHTS fought DISCO QUEEN (47-1992)
(62-27-2,231) of ROYAL FLUSH. HAZE was subdued by DISCO QUEEN in a crowd pleasing 3
minute competition. Nothing like those flashing mirrors to dispell a haze.
LOOGIE CLAP (82-46049) (36-29-2,225) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought ROXANNE DE'MORRE
(50-3449) (48-48-0,188) of DRUID'S GROVE. LOOGIE CLAP overpowered ROXANNE DE'MORRE
in a 1 minute one-sided fight. Embarrassed her, no doubt.
BLACK FLAG (82-46046) (47-36-4,262) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought SODIAC (7-1049)
(29-19-2,189) of SENTINELS. BLACK FLAG vanquished SODIAC in an exciting 5 minute
gruesome one-sided fight. I hear Sodiac is a sort of fizzy constellation. True or
false?
The challenges:
QUEEN (82-33307) (11-7-0,77) of DARK TOADS 05Q challenged CREDIT CARD (5-4052)
(21-12-0,83) of BLOOD SUCKERS. Up 6. QUEEN overpowered CREDIT CARD in a 1 minute
uneven Challenge melee. Credit cards will do that.
AZAGHAL (81-1223) (17-16-0,36) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged KARIN LO (83-292)
(14-18-0,52) of MIDDLE WAY 21. Up 16. AZAGHAL beat KARIN LO in a crowd pleasing 1
minute Challenge brawl. The crowd may have been pleased, but I noted that Karin had
an amazing scowl on her face.
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (17-14-1,96) of SENTINELS challenged SCUMMY BOY (73-3371) (19-
10-0,106) of THE FAMILY TREE. Up 10. OBROJOBO was defeated by SCUMMY BOY in a 1
minute Challenge struggle. Better drown your sorrows, Obrojobo.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (27-4-1,144) of VIKINGS challenged TUNDRA (45-4280)
(33-24-1,169) of ARCTIC WASTES. Up 25. HAGAR BLUETOOTH subdued TUNDRA in a crowd
pleasing 6 minute Challenge competition. Naturally. Vikings know what to do with
northern terrain.
ANVIL IRONFIST (81-84) (39-15-0,208) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged TABBY (82-
29373) (25-10-0,215) of FELINES. Up 7. ANVIL IRONFIST was viciously subdued by
TABBY in a popular 3 minute Challenge contest. Never get on the wrong side of a cat,
Anvil. They don't fight fairly.
RAVISHING REDBUD (52-3197) (45-18-0,235) of FLOWER GIRLS challenged AVONSIDE
(13-3927) (49-60-1,256) of KIWI CONNECTION. Up 21. RAVISHING REDBUD was viciously
subdued by AVONSIDE in a 3 minute Challenge match. This was Avonside-the-most-
challenged who won.
JAVELIN (82-33234) (20-7-0,211) of THE WEAPONS challenged CRUMBSNATCHER (72-
1842) (56-33-1,251) of ONE GOOD DUDE. Up 40. Insane. JAVELIN devastated
CRUMBSNATCHER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Though insane, it worked
well for the spear.
For the title:
WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (52-19-1,267) of FLOWER GIRLS fought DUTCH TREAT (26-
1841) (130-38-2,352) of WORLDWIDE GORE. Up 85, I think, or somewhere around that.
WHACKING WILLOW was vanquished by DUTCH TREAT in a 11 minute uneven Title duel. A
bold challenge, an amazing dance to watch, and congratulations to both parties.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 131 38 2 382 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KING FORADAY 47-3762 64 52 4 282 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
AVONSIDE 13-3927 50 60 1 278 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS
BLACK FLAG 82--19490 48 36 4 277 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 63 27 2 243 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
JAVELIN 82--32302 21 7 0 236 THE WEAPONS (1261) DWES EG
TABBY 82-29373 26 10 0 235 FELINES (1242) DWES EG
LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487 37 29 2 232 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 32 25 1 228 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD
HARI-KARI 73-3049 47 8 0 219 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
MOSGIEL 14-3836 45 30 2 218 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 38 33 3 215 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 44 24 4 214 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812) ERINIKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAD CAT 7-2965 71 51 6 210 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 52 20 1 210 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 42 13 0 208 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
HAZE 82--16264 29 18 0 207 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1288) DWES EG
ASHAR 30-1777 54 46 3 206 STEEL BLADES (525) IAYE
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 98 49 3 205 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
WYNETT 30-2340 47 41 2 204 STEEL BLADES (525) IAYE
JIVE 25-624 105 67 1 200 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84 39 16 0 200 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 42 29 1 198 D-DAY SQUAD (551) MONUNTIAL
VIOLATOR 44-2122 54 42 1 196 DEMONIC FURY (454) KRILL
RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 45 19 0 196 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011 25 13 1 196 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842 56 34 1 195 ONE GOOD DUDE (396) DRAGONHEAD
CLEVER 50-2192 52 29 2 195 RANDOM BLADES (550) SNOWBOUND
MISS ZING 8-824 68 51 3 194 LADIES IN WAITING (444) ARKERS
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 29 24 0 191 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
PAUL 35-2349 45 49 2 190 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 35 20 0 189 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
SODIAC 7-1049 29 20 2 188 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-DESPERADO 28-1152 48 47 2 186 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 41 54 1 186 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
KARATIA 73-3624 39 19 1 185 KIWI CONNECTION (1232) ERINIKA
ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 48 49 0 183 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-AB DESTINED 4 THE 65-1154 21 18 2 179 PAUL'Z PHARTZ (985) DAL SHANG
GHOST DANCER 28-3365 48 39 0 178 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
STINGRAY 30-2264 34 33 0 177 STEEL BLADES (525) IAYE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EVALON ELKHORN 50-3553 33 36 3 171 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 28 4 1 170 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
GODSMACK 82--17119 26 17 0 169 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
BULL FROG 73-4547 32 15 0 168 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
NUMBSKULL 52-2948 14 5 2 167 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
TUNDRA 45-4280 33 25 1 160 ARCTIC WASTES (1256) STORMCROWE
GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243 13 1 0 160 500 BPM (1260) MAZGOURRAH
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BILLY LILLY 28-3416 33 51 1 149 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
-OLIANDER 7-5911 26 18 2 147 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-CHIMBORAZO 10-487 32 32 3 146 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
-STREN-THION 10-363 37 28 1 145 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
MOSQUITO 5-5011 21 13 1 137 BLOOD SUCKERS (1295) KALTOS
-BANDAGED HAND 20-2765 19 17 2 132 100% NATURAL GROOVE (545) SEAM
-BAERRA 7-1048 30 11 0 129 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
CONFESSION 83-47 47 6 1 125 OLDIES (1312) TELORINTHE
-D'URVILLE 39-3800 24 13 1 122 KIWI CONNECTION (1277) XOCHITHLAN
-SPIREWOLF 81-768 24 24 2 121 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
-NEANDERTHAL 7-5865 24 23 0 120 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-BLUE MARBLE 81-1030 27 24 0 118 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
CRIMSON MIST 8-5047 33 26 1 114 BLOOD RITES (1253) ARKERS
-EVEREST 10-418 25 23 1 110 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
SCUMMY BOY 73-3371 20 10 0 110 THE FAMILY TREE (906) ERINIKA
-PAIGE 60-1359 29 28 1 103 LADY'S PROTECTOR INN (1303 ARADI
GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530 27 52 1 101 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-EPEE MYSTIQUE 7-5953 23 14 0 99 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
OBROJOBO 7-5869 17 15 1 97 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
QUEEN 82--32229 12 7 0 95 DARK TOADS 05Q (1311) DWES EG
AMELIA 28-3417 41 29 1 92 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KENYA 4-6484 26 1 1 86 KIWI CONNECTION (1305) JHELUM
-GURU GNU 38-4784 13 5 0 86 HILLTOP GURUS (1282) CLIFFHOME
LORD EXETER 81-932 26 17 1 83 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
-COLLINGWOOD 39-3798 23 16 2 82 KIWI CONNECTION (1277) XOCHITHLAN
-ABBOTT 14-4131 22 19 2 78 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
-CHINA 82--30457 14 6 0 77 MORE PLACES (1306) DWES EG
-RED LANCE 7-1205 21 20 1 76 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
WATERLOO 75-3317 22 1 1 73 KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307) JADE MOUNTAIN
-WHAKAPAPA 39-3801 25 13 4 71 KIWI CONNECTION (1277) XOCHITHLAN
CREDIT CARD 5-4052 21 13 0 71 BLOOD SUCKERS (1295) KALTOS
-PANAMA OATS 71-6314 19 13 0 70 THE ZOO (1255) KYR'TERR
QUITA REMMING 83-294 17 15 0 70 MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309) TELORINTHE
-BARON STONEWALL 81-85 30 27 2 67 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
-MARSHAL 7-1933 19 8 1 66 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-GRON DA CAVEMAN 81-400 25 22 2 64 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
-HARDRADA 81-353 25 14 0 64 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
-BARILOCHE 7-6050 17 12 1 64 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-CHAGAN 10-1126 20 7 0 62 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
-SHELDON 47-4111 18 5 2 61 ALL-STAR NANA'S (1315) NORTH FORK
QUEEN 75-3316 15 5 1 61 KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307) JADE MOUNTAIN
-BLUEBURN 7-6013 16 9 1 60 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-ATTILA KEENBLADE 81-912 22 18 0 56 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
-ERASMUS 7-5843 25 23 0 53 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
LILAS KEELER 73-5840 19 12 1 52 MIDDLE WAY 18 (1310) ERINIKA
-CHIOS 7-5899 17 15 0 52 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
ORRIE POLLAS 83-295 16 17 2 52 MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309) TELORINTHE
-RAMA 7-1052 22 13 3 51 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-DESPAIR 52-2282 15 5 1 51 DRAGONS GUARD II (1313) FRATSFA
CAJETAN 7-6036 15 10 1 51 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOMJON 50-3554 28 41 3 50 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
AZAGHAL 81-1223 18 16 0 50 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
-DIMETREAS 10-145 20 27 0 48 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
KARIN LO 83-292 14 19 0 41 MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309) TELORINTHE
-YANKEE ROSE 7-2057 14 10 2 31 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Devil's Advocate -- I like a man who can go 71 minutes. Didn't we have fun?! What a
climactic ending! (giggle) -- Whacking Willow
Mosgiel -- How come Willow gets the ones who can go long? Four minutes? Is that all
you can do? Well, maybe you need some more practice? I like to practice. (wink)
Meet me at The Flower Shoppe. Bring cash. (grin) -- Ravishing Redbud
Attilla Keenblade -- It was MY day. Kudos. -- China
Rama -- Thanks for being easy on me. I can't believe they let me fight here. Don't
tell The King, will you? -- Queen
Baerra -- Well, you certainly had a lot to tell. Now I have some great gossip to
repeat at our weekly meeting at church. -- Confession
Gojiro -- A great match which luckily went my way. Let's go have a beer. -- Javelin
Glad to see that Merced Mafia here. Yes! -- The Consortium Publicist
Milwaukee is the place to be. See you all there this Summer at The Face. -- The
Consortium Elders
Ketchum thinks HE had a strange day? We had a strange day, too, so there! We sat
down to write personals, and all the lights went off. And they stayed off! And no,
that was not because it was bedtime and Jorja wanted us to get some sleep before the
fights today. Like she cares! They went off everywhere around, as far as we could
see, all except the moon, which is full and will probably mean weirdness. -- Amelia
for the Dodge Bullets team and some Middle Way folks
Queen -- Welcome. Lose to us. -- Amelia and company
Lord Exeter -- Ketchum had a point there, you know. Why should it be "unbelievable"
that I won? It was good, of course, but I had no problem believing it. -- Amelia
Black Flag -- I call that unnecessary. -- Young Joan
Chimborazo -- You're a viking? How odd, I thought you were a kind of Mexican food
and I was all set to order. -- Ghost Dancer
P.S. You sure you aren't a cousin to a chimichanga?
Kenya -- I don't think I like being on the Isle, you know? All I've done since I got
here is LOSE. This does not make me feel welcome. -- Karin Lo
P.S. Plus, I ended up first in Talahya. What's with that? I came from a slow
arena, I should come here naturally.
Whkapapa -- Bleh. -- Quita Remming
Credit Card -- Nope, no way. I cut those suckers up. -- Lilas Keeler
P.S. I don't know if I'm going to be regular here or not. I don't think even Jorja
knows for sure. It's all very confusing.
Well, that was unexpected! Being concerned that I might have not gotten turns in on
time, I requested that my warriors in 106 be run on maintenance for one turn. Ooops.
I forgot to mention that I only wanted those few who had fought the previous turn.
Instead, when I opened the newsletter I saw that 32 fighters had entered the sands!
It was quite the turn, almost like getting a tournament in the mail. Some of these
guys had not fought since the 1980s. For some old strategies were resurrected, for
others... nothing. So if you fought something or someone a bit unusual last turn,
know that it is because I apparently do not know how to frame a request properly!
Most will be returning to retirement. -- Nomad
Gabber Knight -- Oh, come on! A plunger fighting barehanded?! AND going 1-1-1?! At
least if the boss is going to get me on the sands again he could do it properly! --
Everest
Waterloo -- And there goes the perfect record. Ouch. Nice run. I was not one of
those returning retirees for whom Nomad failed to provide an adequate strategy. --
Guru Gnu
Tom Smith Disease -- I did it! I won! And the boss thought I'd never manage a win
here at the Isle! Just imagine what would happen if I got a third rating! -- Stren-
Thion
Ghost Dancer -- I had been promised that I would remain retired with a winning
record. So I sat back and relaxed. I was out of my training routine. I didn't
expect the fight. I'm sure that was it. -- Chimborazo
Domjon -- Seriously?! A lunger with a large shield. Do you think maybe someone
misread (or miswrote) that? And now I had to try and use it for a second time during
my surprise fight. Yeah, lunging with a shield was a surprise. -- Chios
No armor, no weapons, no strategy to speak of. No wonder I lost to a deserter! --
Dimetreas
Gerrick Grimm -- Look at me! Back at .500! Oh, sorry. Maybe I shouldn't be
celebrating in front of you. -- Spirewolf
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JAVELIN devastated CRUMBSNATCHER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
RAVISHING REDBUD was viciously subdued by AVONSIDE in a 3 minute Challenge match.
ANVIL IRONFIST was viciously subdued by TABBY in a popular 3 minute Challenge contest.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH subdued TUNDRA in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge competition.
OBROJOBO was defeated by SCUMMY BOY in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
AZAGHAL beat KARIN LO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
QUEEN overpowered CREDIT CARD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
WHACKING WILLOW was vanquished by DUTCH TREAT in a 11 minute uneven Title duel.
BLACK FLAG vanquished SODIAC in a exciting 5 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
LOOGIE CLAP overpowered ROXANNE DE'MORRE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HAZE was subdued by DISCO QUEEN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition.
KING FORADAY devastated KARATIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
ASHAR was overcome by HARI-KARI in a 2 minute conflict.
VIOLATOR was defeated by BEERVAHNA in a popular 1 minute duel.
TAMMY FAYE was devastated by MOSGIEL in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
PAUL was devastated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched brawl.
U.S.S. ARIZONA was subdued by DAIRY QUEEN in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
WYNETT overpowered GODSMACK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
YOUNG JOAN was beaten by CLEVER in a 2 minute fight.
JIVE was outwaited by DEVIL'S ADVOCATE in a popular 12 minute gruesome match.
HUNTSMAN was vanquished by SITS ON HIS DUFF in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
MAD CAT overpowered GHOST DANCER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS slimly won victory over EVALON ELKHORN in a popular 5 minute match.
BULL FROG was overpowered by KRONOS GRIMHOLT in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
MISS ZING beat STINGRAY in a action packed 1 minute duel.
GABBER KNIGHT overpowered CRIMSON MIST in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CONFESSION was handily defeated by NUMBSKULL in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
GERRICK GRIMM was vanquished by MOSQUITO in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided fray.
ORRIE POLLAS was overpowered by LORD EXETER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
QUITA REMMING overpowered DOMJON in a 1 minute uneven bout.
WATERLOO demolished LILAS KEELER in a 1 minute uneven contest.
QUEEN was defeated by AMELIA in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
CAJETAN was savagely defeated by KENYA in a exciting 2 minute gruesome struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 PARRY-LUNGE 30 - 9 - 0 77 |
|TOTAL PARRY 9 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 3 - 0 73 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 TOTAL PARRY 45 - 24 - 1 65 |
|AIMED BLOW 8 BASHING ATTACK 22 - 20 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 87 - 85 - 1 51 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 WALL OF STEEL 50 - 54 - 0 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 28 - 33 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 AIMED BLOW 29 - 37 - 0 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 28 - 39 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 22 - 0 33 |
Turn 235 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 1 AIMED BLOW 3 - 5 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 6 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 4 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 5 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 5 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 AIMED BLOW
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 131 38 2 382 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
BASHING ATTACK KING FORADAY 47-3762 64 52 4 282 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-LUNGE AVONSIDE 13-3927 50 60 1 278 KIWI CONNECTION (747)
PARRY-STRIKE DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 63 27 2 243 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
LUNGING ATTACK JAVELIN 82--32302 21 7 0 236 THE WEAPONS (1261)
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 47 8 0 219 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
STRIKING ATTACK SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 44 24 4 214 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)
SLASHING ATTACK ASHAR 30-1777 54 46 3 206 STEEL BLADES (525)
WALL OF STEEL DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 98 49 3 205 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WYNETT 30-2340 47 41 2 204 STEEL BLADES (525)
The overall popularity leader is MAD CAT 7-2965. The most popular warrior this turn
was DUTCH TREAT 26-1841. The ten other most popular fighters were DEVIL'S ADVOCATE
68-4666, BLACK FLAG 82--19490, TABBY 82-29373, JIVE 25-624, WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167,
EVALON ELKHORN 50-3553, TUNDRA 45-4280, AVONSIDE 13-3927, JAVELIN 82--32302, and
SODIAC 7-1049.
The least popular fighter this week was CAJETAN 7-6036. The other ten least popular
fighters were LILAS KEELER 73-5840, DOMJON 50-3554, ORRIE POLLAS 83-295, CRIMSON MIST
8-5047, HUNTSMAN 7-5837, ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449, STINGRAY 30-2264, BULL FROG
73-4547, GHOST DANCER 28-3365, and GODSMACK 82--17119.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 MORYA(28) 1 2 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 1 1 0 IAYE(30) 1 2 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 2 4 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
ARKERS(8) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 3 3 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 1 0
DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 KRILL(44) 0 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 0 0
TOBIR(14) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 1 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 3 0 0 DWES EG(82) 5 2 0
LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 4 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 3 0
CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KENYA 4-6484 26 1 1 86 KIWI CONNECTION (1305) JHELUM
MOSQUITO 5-5011 21 13 1 137 BLOOD SUCKERS (1295) KALTOS
MAD CAT 7-2965 71 51 6 210 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
MISS ZING 8-824 68 51 3 194 LADIES IN WAITING (444) ARKERS
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 28 4 1 170 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
AVONSIDE 13-3927 50 60 1 278 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS
MOSGIEL 14-3836 45 30 2 218 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 42 13 0 208 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
JIVE 25-624 105 67 1 200 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 131 38 2 382 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 41 54 1 186 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
ASHAR 30-1777 54 46 3 206 STEEL BLADES (525) IAYE
U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 42 29 1 198 D-DAY SQUAD (551) MONUNTIAL
PAUL 35-2349 45 49 2 190 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 29 24 0 191 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
VIOLATOR 44-2122 54 42 1 196 DEMONIC FURY (454) KRILL
TUNDRA 45-4280 33 25 1 160 ARCTIC WASTES (1256) STORMCROWE
KING FORADAY 47-3762 64 52 4 282 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
CLEVER 50-2192 52 29 2 195 RANDOM BLADES (550) SNOWBOUND
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 52 20 1 210 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 38 33 3 215 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 32 25 1 228 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD
CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842 56 34 1 195 ONE GOOD DUDE (396) DRAGONHEAD
HARI-KARI 73-3049 47 8 0 219 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
WATERLOO 75-3317 22 1 1 73 KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307) JADE MOUNTAIN
GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243 13 1 0 160 500 BPM (1260) MAZGOURRAH
ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84 39 16 0 200 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
BLACK FLAG 82--19490 48 36 4 277 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
CONFESSION 83-47 47 6 1 125 OLDIES (1312) TELORINTHE