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Date   : 06/14/2011    Duedate: 07/11/2011

CRYSALIS

DM-106    TURN-236

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 CRYPTICS 25/150      2346 1109 32 67.9      BLOOD 4 THE MASSES 68/1239            
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                        D-DAY SQUAD 34/551                    
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214            
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                     BLOOD SUCKERS 5/1295                  
    THE BULLS 73/255                            PAUL'Z PHARTZ 65/985                  
    THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812                   COMMON JOE'S 35/509                   
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           KIWI CONNECTION 13/747                
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808              
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745                  100% NATURAL GROOVE 20/545            
    LADIES IN WAITING 8/444                     KIWI CONNECTION 39/1277               
    HANGOVERS 59/955                            ALL-STAR NANA'S 47/1315               
  2 OLDIES 83/1312        385  189  1 67.1    6 BLOOD RITES 8/1253    105  110  1 48.8
    MORE PLACES 82/1306                         ARCTIC WASTES 45/1256                 
    THE WEAPONS 82/1261                         TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203                
    FELINES 82/1242                             NORTHERN LIGHTS 82/1288               
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                       7-VIKINGS 10/1208       132  149  1 47.0
    GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577                    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240              
    DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311                      SENTINELS 7/1202                      
  3 STEEL BLADES 30/525   117   95  0 55.2      HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282                 
    RANDOM BLADES 50/550                      8 WITLESS WOND 39/1052  132  154  0 46.2
    DEMONIC FURY 44/454                       9 ZEITGEIST 83/1290      20   29  0 40.8
  4 DARQUE AGES 81/1314   107   99  1 51.9      FORCE OF WILL 47/1319                 
    DARQUE FORCES 31/908                        STEEL AND SILK 28/1268                
    DARQUE FORCES 72/1009                    10-MERC'D MAFIA 20/1304   39   62  0 38.6
    KNIGHT BREED 45/1070                        LADY'S PROTECTOR INN 60/1303          
  5 500 BPM 77/1260       751  764  7 49.6   11 DODGE BULLETS 28/867  473  828  5 36.4
    KIWI CONNECTION 4/1305                      MIDDLE WAY 21 83/1309                 
    ONE GOOD DUDE 72/396                        MIDDLE WAY 18 73/1310                 
    THE FAMILY TREE 73/906                   12 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041   57  122  2 31.8
    KIWI CONNECTION 73/1232                  13-DRAGONS GUAR 52/1313    1    4  0 20.0
    KIWI CONNECTIONS 75/1307                 14 ASIAN INVASI 54/1318    2    0  0  100

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 333): WHITE BECT of LE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 330): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 285): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 308): JOSIE WALES of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 303): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 289): DURANGO KID of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): ONYX of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 268): CAO ZHEN of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 261): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 237): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 237): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 238): MRS POTATOE HEAD of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 53): ACCORDION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 235): DUTCH TREAT of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 333): THE DEATH LORDS (Widowmaker?, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 330): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 285): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 308): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 303): ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 289): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 268): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 261): TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 237): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 237): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 238): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 53): PANTHEON (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 235): CRYPTICS et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 332): RENTAL CAR of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
                          VALERIAN of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 307): CALLOUS CORTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
                               PAYNE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 303): SMOKEY BEAR of THE BEAR'S PAW (Kat, mgr.)
                          (turn 302): PROWL of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
                                      EARVLING FLASH of FORCE OF WILL
                                                    (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 289): DURANGO KID of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 257): DENG FEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                           TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 51): ORRIE POLLAS of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I can't believe the violence in CRYSALIS!  But it's even WORSE in the Commission
Office!  I mean, holy penwipers, Batman, Ketchum just walked OUT!  If anybody knows
why, they aren't talking.  So, you've got me for today.  And you know, I still
haven't told Mom I'm writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Black and white.  I knew
a very smart lady once who told me that black and white cows go with everything.
     Well, here we go...  MVP award for WHACKING WILLOW?  FLOWER GIRLS' proud of her
after beating DAIRY QUEEN and getting 33 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!
VALERIAN got smashed by ACE FREHLEY, and lost 17 points!  Like KIWI CONNECTION's
AVONSIDE is sweating since he got challenged by Duelmaster DUTCH TREAT!  Don't you
think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think DUTCH TREAT should let AVONSIDE be
Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Well, actually, I don't have an
opinion on that.  I mean, what do I know?  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob
to his teammates?  Don't ask me!
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  That might be
what happened to Ketchum, too.  RANDOM BLADES was the most avoided team.  Is a 16-6-0
record really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are FLOWER GIRLS?  RANDOM
BLADES, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an
invitation!  I thought the Flower Girls accepted ALL invitations.  Can KIWI
CONNECTION's AVONSIDE be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is
that really the same?  He doesn't put umbrellas in his drinks, you know.  That's what
they call "a telling clue to his personality."  I'm not so sure CONFESSION knew all
the facts when it challenged GABBER KNIGHT of 500 BPM.  I saw CONFESSION stumbling
and dribbling at The Welcome Wench last week...  CONFESSION lost to GABBER KNIGHT,
but it got 8 points.  GABBER KNIGHT won, and got 20 points.  I don't get it.  This is
point inflation.  I thought inflation was supposed to be BAD.
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Well, not HERE, of
course.  Don't you guys ever give it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your
families would like to hear from you? Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  It's
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte

Oh, and there were thirty-three total fights, with three standbys and four
challenges.  Here are the challenges.

     CONFESSION (83-47) (47-6-1,125) of OLDIES challenged GABBER KNIGHT (77-2243)
(13-1-0,160) of 500 BPM.  Up 35.  CONFESSION was savagely defeated by GABBER KNIGHT
in a 4 minute Challenge fight.  Well, of course.
     FIVE GOLDEN RINGS (16-4331) (42-13-0,208) of GOLDEN GLADIATORS challenged
MOSGIEL (14-3836) (45-30-2,218) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS.  Up 10.  FIVE GOLDEN RINGS was
savagely defeated by MOSGIEL in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
     MISS ZING (8-824) (68-51-3,194) of LADIES IN WAITING challenged CLEVER (50-2192)
(52-29-2,195) of RANDOM BLADES.  Up 1.  MISS ZING devastated CLEVER in an action
packed 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.

And for the title:
     DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (131-38-2,382) of WORLDWIDE GORE challenged AVONSIDE (13-
3927) (50-60-1,278) of KIWI CONNECTION.  Down 104.  DUTCH TREAT bested AVONSIDE in a
2 minute Challenge Title fight.  That means Dutch is still the top dog here.  Or cat,
maybe?  Whatever.

                                        Debby T.

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        132  38  2  388  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING FORADAY 47-3762        65  52  4  284  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         64  27  2  255  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TABBY 82-29373              27  10  0  252  FELINES (1242)             DWES EG
 JAVELIN 82--32302           22   7  0  250  THE WEAPONS (1261)         DWES EG
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     53  20  1  243  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 MOSGIEL 14-3836             46  30  2  241  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           48   8  0  238  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 MAD CAT 7-2965              72  51  6  231  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
-DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666    32  25  1  228  BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239)  FIREHOLD
 MISS ZING 8-824             69  51  3  220  LADIES IN WAITING (444)    ARKERS
 ASHAR 30-1777               55  46  3  219  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     34  23  1  218  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
 HAZE 82--16264              30  18  0  216  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1288)     DWES EG
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       31  19  0  211  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AVONSIDE 13-3927            50  61  1  210  KIWI CONNECTION (747)      DULLENS
 RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197    46  19  0  209  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         98  50  3  206  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842       57  34  1  205  ONE GOOD DUDE (396)        DRAGONHEAD
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292           38  34  3  201  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
-JIVE 25-624                105  67  1  200  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331   42  14  0  200  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
-ANVIL IRONFIST 81-84        39  16  0  200  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SODOM 31-4368               35  23  1  200  DARQUE FORCES (908)        CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACK FLAG 82--19490        48  37  4  199  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 WYNETT 30-2340              47  42  2  198  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
-U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643      42  29  1  198  D-DAY SQUAD (551)          MONUNTIAL
 EVE 72-4596                 26  14  0  197  DARQUE FORCES (1009)       DRAGONHEAD
 SCORPIUS 45-3752            43  27  0  196  KNIGHT BREED (1070)        STORMCROWE
-KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011      25  13  1  196  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810    44  25  4  195  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365        49  39  0  192  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          29  25  0  192  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487       37  30  2  191  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 VIOLATOR 44-2122            54  43  1  190  DEMONIC FURY (454)         KRILL
-PAUL 35-2349                45  49  2  190  COMMON JOE'S (509)         MURSKA
 CLEVER 50-2192              52  30  2  189  RANDOM BLADES (550)        SNOWBOUND
-HUNTSMAN 7-5837             35  20  0  189  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534          41  55  1  188  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-SODIAC 7-1049               29  20  2  188  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 KARATIA 73-3624             39  20  1  183  KIWI CONNECTION (1232)     ERINIKA
 ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449    48  50  0  182  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948           15   5  2  180  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243       14   1  0  180  500 BPM (1260)             MAZGOURRAH
-AB DESTINED 4 THE  65-1154  21  18  2  179  PAUL'Z PHARTZ (985)        DAL SHANG
 TUNDRA 45-4280              34  25  1  176  ARCTIC WASTES (1256)       STORMCROWE
-HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     28   4  1  170  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
-BULL FROG 73-4547           32  15  0  168  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 STINGRAY 30-2264            34  34  0  166  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
 GODSMACK 82--17119          26  18  0  164  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 EVALON ELKHORN 50-3553      33  37  3  162  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-OLIANDER 7-5911             26  18  2  147  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-CHIMBORAZO 10-487           32  32  3  146  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
-STREN-THION 10-363          37  28  1  145  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 MOSQUITO 5-5011             22  13  1  143  BLOOD SUCKERS (1295)       KALTOS
 CONFESSION 83-47            47   7  1  133  OLDIES (1312)              TELORINTHE
-BANDAGED HAND 20-2765       19  17  2  132  100% NATURAL GROOVE (545)  SEAM
-BAERRA 7-1048               30  11  0  129  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 CRIMSON MIST 8-5047         34  26  1  122  BLOOD RITES (1253)         ARKERS
-D'URVILLE 39-3800           24  13  1  122  KIWI CONNECTION (1277)     XOCHITHLAN
-SPIREWOLF 81-768            24  24  2  121  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
-NEANDERTHAL 7-5865          24  23  0  120  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-BLUE MARBLE 81-1030         27  24  0  118  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
-EVEREST 10-418              25  23  1  110  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
-SCUMMY BOY 73-3371          20  10  0  110  THE FAMILY TREE (906)      ERINIKA
 GUSHAN 83-222               22  12  0  105  ZEITGEIST (1290)           TELORINTHE
 PARALDOXIA 83-112           20  22  0  103  ZEITGEIST (1290)           TELORINTHE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-EPEE MYSTIQUE 7-5953        23  14  0   99  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-OBROJOBO 7-5869             17  15  1   97  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 QUEEN 82--32229             13   7  0   97  DARK TOADS 05Q (1311)      DWES EG
 GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530       27  53  1   96  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 AMELIA 28-3417              41  30  1   95  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-LHISSON 29-5456             25  18  0   93  MID EARTH (154)            LAPUR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KENYA 4-6484                27   1  1   90  KIWI CONNECTION (1305)     JHELUM
 ANFERROUS 28-4508           26  11  1   89  STEEL AND SILK (1268)      MORYA
 WATERLOO 75-3317            23   1  1   89  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE LION KING 47-6360       21   7  0   86  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-GURU GNU 38-4784            13   5  0   86  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
-LORD EXETER 81-932          26  17  1   83  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CREDIT CARD 5-4052          22  13  0   83  BLOOD SUCKERS (1295)       KALTOS
-COLLINGWOOD 39-3798         23  16  2   82  KIWI CONNECTION (1277)     XOCHITHLAN
 DENG FEI 54-84              21   9  4   81  ASIAN INVASION (1318)      TROCAR
-ABBOTT 14-4131              22  19  2   78  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
-CHINA 82--30457             14   6  0   77  MORE PLACES (1306)         DWES EG
-RED LANCE 7-1205            21  20  1   76  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-WHAKAPAPA 39-3801           25  13  4   71  KIWI CONNECTION (1277)     XOCHITHLAN
 EXPERIENTIA 28-4483         20  17  0   71  STEEL AND SILK (1268)      MORYA
 TIAN HU 54-417              20   7  2   70  ASIAN INVASION (1318)      TROCAR
 EARVLING KLASH 47-6547      19  10  2   70  FORCE OF WILL (1319)       NORTH FORK
-PANAMA OATS 71-6314         19  13  0   70  THE ZOO (1255)             KYR'TERR
 SCARLET ROSE 28-4440        19  24  0   68  STEEL AND SILK (1268)      MORYA
-BARON STONEWALL 81-85       30  27  2   67  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
-MARSHAL 7-1933              19   8  1   66  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 QUEEN 75-3316               15   6  1   65  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 ACE FREHLEY 47-3669         12   9  0   65  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-GRON DA CAVEMAN 81-400      25  22  2   64  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
-HARDRADA 81-353             25  14  0   64  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
-BARILOCHE 7-6050            17  12  1   64  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 ORRIE POLLAS 83-295         16  18  2   63  MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309)       TELORINTHE
-CHAGAN 10-1126              20   7  0   62  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 QUITA REMMING 83-294        17  16  0   62  MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309)       TELORINTHE
-SHELDON 47-4111             18   5  2   61  ALL-STAR NANA'S (1315)     NORTH FORK
-PRONATE 81-1320             16  11  2   61  CAPITAL CARTEL (1297)      SHADOWSPIRE
-BLUEBURN 7-6013             16   9  1   60  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-RENTAL CAR 28-4534          16  12  0   60  EXPENSE ACCOUNT (1283)     MORYA
 DOMJON 50-3554              28  42  3   56  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
-ATTILA KEENBLADE 81-912     22  18  0   56  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 LILAS KEELER 73-5840        19  13  1   54  MIDDLE WAY 18 (1310)       ERINIKA
-DURANGO KID 50-3673         16   5  1   54  LIFE IMPACTS (1263)        SNOWBOUND
-ERASMUS 7-5843              25  23  0   53  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-CHIOS 7-5899                17  15  0   52  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-NO 84-15517                 14   8  2   52  ELVENDEN SHIRE (1317)      BLACKSTONE
-RAMA 7-1052                 22  13  3   51  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-DESPAIR 52-2282             15   5  1   51  DRAGONS GUARD II (1313)    FRATSFA
-CAJETAN 7-6036              15  10  1   51  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-AZAGHAL 81-1223             18  16  0   50  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
-PROWL 47-6460               14   6  1   49  DARQUE FORCES (1115)       NORTH FORK
-DIMETREAS 10-145            20  27  0   48  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 SURGICAL 28-4437            17  27  0   45  STEEL AND SILK (1268)      MORYA
 VALERIAN 28-4732            16   9  1   40  STEEL AND SILK (1268)      MORYA
 KARIN LO 83-292             14  20  0   40  MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309)       TELORINTHE
-YANKEE ROSE 7-2057          14  10  2   31  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Otto's Parts -- That was a numbskull thing for you to do in beating me.  Come on,
now; confess that you are sorry.  Meanies! -- Confession

Whaddaya playin' there, Evalon Elkhorn?  Ring My Bell?!  Whammo! -- Five Golden Rings

Crumbsnatcher -- How can one who steals crumbs be One Good Dude?  I felt I had to put
you in your place.  Down. -- Javelin

Credit Card -- I guess we are both bloodsuckers in a way.  I was pleased to win the
wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am fight. -- Queen

Avonside -- I just may have to cut you off.  (Tee hee.)  You don't get it, do you.
That was MY challenge. -- Ravishing Redblood

Anvil Ironfist -- Wasn't that fight just the cat's meow!  Loved it!  Purring like a
cat, I am!  By the way, great to see a Shadowspirean here. -- Tabby

Dutch Treat -- I guess you could say I was your little dutch treat.  Hope you enjoyed
it, Hon.  Congrats on the Title. -- Whacking Willow

Amelia -- Since we see some personals, we would suppose the electricity is back on?
We would guess that was one lights-out day! -- The Consortium Elders

Awwww, Nomad.  And our guys liked seeing those old guys of yours.  Back to
retirement?  Why not just take over the arena?  Thirty-two fights?????  You and Crip.
You and Crip. -- The Consortium Elders

Speaking of Crip, it is good to see him and all The Crip's Crap back in the arena.
Just in time for the tournament, too.  Gooooo, Crysalis! -- The Consortium Elders

Health.  Humility.  Honor. -- Anonymous

Totally rockin'!  Been gettin' BORED with vacation. -- Paraldoxia

As the least skilled, I guess I got the most to prove.  Bring it on, Crysalites! --
Gushan

How did I manage to be the typical scum? *grumble* -- Anferrous

Hope my lucks changed in the off-season. *sigh* -- Surgical

Looks like I beat out Velvet for the style.  Time to earn it. -- Experientia

I'm lookin' for some Goblins to bash.  Any Takers? -- Scarlet Rose

Didn't even get to be Duelmaster!  And what's with this scanny-arse weapon?  I want
my hammer back! -- Valerian

Hmm, wish I coulda made it through the TW before graduation.  Still, it's an honor,
so let's see what al the fuss is about. -- Earvling Lkash

All -- Figured I'd let my misfits get some rec.  Hope everyone's doing all right, and
keeping up the good fight. *wry grin*  Ex Anino. -- Michael Eldritch

Sorry no personals this time.  Too angry. -- Jorja

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DUTCH TREAT bested AVONSIDE in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
MISS ZING devastated CLEVER in a action packed 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS was savagely defeated by MOSGIEL in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
CONFESSION was savagely defeated by GABBER KNIGHT in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
HARI-KARI devastated SCORPIUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
SITS ON HIS DUFF was overpowered by MAD CAT in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
JAVELIN viciously subdued BLACK FLAG in a action packed 2 minute gruesome melee.
LOOGIE CLAP was vanquished by CRYSALIS GUARD in a action packed 3 minute uneven fight.
BEERVAHNA was defeated by HAZE in a action packed 3 minute match.
KING FORADAY beat YOUNG JOAN in a exciting 1 minute fight.
DISCO QUEEN demolished TAMMY FAYE in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
TABBY devastated KARATIA in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
WYNETT was viciously subdued by LAND OF FLUSH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
SODOM was luckily beaten by RAVISHING REDBUD in a popular 4 minute bloody duel.
VIOLATOR was vanquished by SLIPPERY NIPPLE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ASHAR bested EVE in a popular 1 minute brawl.
DAIRY QUEEN was savagely defeated by WHACKING WILLOW in a exciting 7 minute match.
ROXANNE DE'MORRE was overpowered by CRUMBSNATCHER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
NUMBSKULL overpowered EVALON ELKHORN in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
GODSMACK was handily defeated by GHOST DANCER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TUNDRA defeated STINGRAY in a 2 minute match.
GERRICK GRIMM was overpowered by CRIMSON MIST in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
MOSQUITO overpowered AMELIA in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
GUSHAN demolished UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
PARALDOXIA overpowered LILAS KEELER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
QUEEN handily defeated SURGICAL in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
ORRIE POLLAS was defeated by ANFERROUS in a action packed 2 minute duel.
QUITA REMMING was overpowered by CREDIT CARD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KARIN LO was overpowered by TIAN HU in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WATERLOO overpowered EXPERIENTIA in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
QUEEN lost to DENG FEI in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
DOMJON was demolished by KENYA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
EARVLING KLASH handily defeated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
THE LION KING demolished SCARLET ROSE in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
ACE FREHLEY overpowered VALERIAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         PARRY-LUNGE       31 -  11 -  0      74  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         TOTAL PARRY       47 -  26 -  1      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         BASHING ATTACK    24 -  21 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         LUNGING ATTACK    90 -  81 -  1      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         WALL OF STEEL     50 -  53 -  0      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         AIMED BLOW        31 -  38 -  0      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK   26 -  33 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  40 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  23 -  0      28  |

Turn 236 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  4     AIMED BLOW         4 -  5         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  5         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  4                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DUTCH TREAT 26-1841       132  38  2  388 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
BASHING ATTACK   KING FORADAY 47-3762       65  52  4  284 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-STRIKE     DISCO QUEEN 47-1992        64  27  2  255 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
LUNGING ATTACK   TABBY 82-29373             27  10  0  252 FELINES (1242)
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          48   8  0  238 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
PARRY-LUNGE      MISS ZING 8-824            69  51  3  220 LADIES IN WAITING (444)
SLASHING ATTACK  ASHAR 30-1777              55  46  3  219 STEEL BLADES (525)
WALL OF STEEL    DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685        98  50  3  206 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WYNETT 30-2340             47  42  2  198 STEEL BLADES (525)
STRIKING ATTACK  SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810   44  25  4  195 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)

The overall popularity leader is MAD CAT 7-2965.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MOSGIEL 14-3836.  The ten other most popular fighters were GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243, 
SODOM 31-4368, DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685, JAVELIN 82--32302, WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167, QUEEN 
75-3316, MISS ZING 8-824, BEERVAHNA 60-4292, LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373, and QUEEN 
82--32229.

The least popular fighter this week was VALERIAN 28-4732.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were QUITA REMMING 83-294, LILAS KEELER 73-5840, AMELIA 28-3417, 
VIOLATOR 44-2122, KARATIA 73-3624, DOMJON 50-3554, EXPERIENTIA 28-4483, KARIN LO 
83-292, GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530, and GODSMACK 82--17119.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  MORYA(28)            2  6 0  TROCAR(54)           2  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  0 0  IAYE(30)             1  2 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            2  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  KRILL(44)            0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  3 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       5  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  5 0  DWES EG(82)          4  3 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          3  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       2  4 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KENYA 4-6484                27   1  1   90  KIWI CONNECTION (1305)     JHELUM
 MOSQUITO 5-5011             22  13  1  143  BLOOD SUCKERS (1295)       KALTOS
 MAD CAT 7-2965              72  51  6  231  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 MISS ZING 8-824             69  51  3  220  LADIES IN WAITING (444)    ARKERS
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       31  19  0  211  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 AVONSIDE 13-3927            50  61  1  210  KIWI CONNECTION (747)      DULLENS
 MOSGIEL 14-3836             46  30  2  241  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331   42  14  0  200  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        132  38  2  388  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365        49  39  0  192  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 ASHAR 30-1777               55  46  3  219  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
 SODOM 31-4368               35  23  1  200  DARQUE FORCES (908)        CHIMLEVTAL
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          29  25  0  192  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 VIOLATOR 44-2122            54  43  1  190  DEMONIC FURY (454)         KRILL
 SCORPIUS 45-3752            43  27  0  196  KNIGHT BREED (1070)        STORMCROWE
 KING FORADAY 47-3762        65  52  4  284  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 CLEVER 50-2192              52  30  2  189  RANDOM BLADES (550)        SNOWBOUND
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     53  20  1  243  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 DENG FEI 54-84              21   9  4   81  ASIAN INVASION (1318)      TROCAR
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     34  23  1  218  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292           38  34  3  201  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842       57  34  1  205  ONE GOOD DUDE (396)        DRAGONHEAD
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           48   8  0  238  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 WATERLOO 75-3317            23   1  1   89  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243       14   1  0  180  500 BPM (1260)             MAZGOURRAH
 TABBY 82-29373              27  10  0  252  FELINES (1242)             DWES EG
 CONFESSION 83-47            47   7  1  133  OLDIES (1312)              TELORINTHE