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Date   : 08/09/2011    Duedate: 09/05/2011

CRYSALIS

DM-106    TURN-238

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SPARF! 54/1139       2373 1133 32 67.7      DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311                
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                     3 STEEL BLADES 30/525   119  103  0 53.6
    REAL BEER 21/859                            RANDOM BLADES 50/550                  
    PRIMATES-R-US 25/963                        DEMONIC FURY 44/454                   
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                      4 KNIGHT BREED 45/1070  112  100  1 52.8
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         DARQUE FORCES 31/908                  
    CRYPTICS 25/150                             DARQUE FORCES 72/1009                 
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                    5 500 BPM 77/1260       762  771  7 49.7
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       KIWI CONNECTION 4/1305                
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                     ONE GOOD DUDE 72/396                  
    BLOWN AWAY 44/398                           KIWI CONNECTION 73/1232               
    THE BULLS 73/255                            INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214            
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         BLOOD SUCKERS 5/1295                  
    THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812                   KIWI CONNECTIONS 75/1307              
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           KIWI CONNECTION 13/747                
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                        OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808              
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745                  DREW'S BOYS II 73/1321                
    KING'S COURT 11/34                        6 BLOOD RITES 8/1253    112  115  1 49.3
    SKI TAOS 23/860                             ARCTIC WASTES 45/1256                 
    AVID FANS 45/199                            TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203                
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                        NORTHERN LIGHTS 82/1288               
    LADIES IN WAITING 8/444                   7 VIKINGS 10/1208       137  152  1 47.4
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                          DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240              
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117                     SENTINELS 7/1202                      
    HANGOVERS 59/955                          8 WITLESS WOND 39/1052  132  156  0 45.8
    USELESS TOOLS 57/1249                     9-ZEITGEIST 83/1290      20   29  0 40.8
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                         FORCE OF WILL 47/1319                 
  2 OLDIES 83/1312        389  193  1 66.8      STEEL AND SILK 28/1268                
    THE WEAPONS 82/1261                      10 DODGE BULLETS 28/867  477  838  5 36.3
    FELINES 82/1242                             MIDDLE WAY 21 83/1309                 
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                         MIDDLE WAY 18 73/1310                 
    COLORIFIC 11/1050                        11 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041   60  127  2 32.1
    GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577                 12-ASIAN INVASI 54/1318    2    0  0  100
    COLORIFIC 48/815                      

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 335): SCARLET of D'HARAN EMPIRE (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 333): SNORTY MCSNORT of ALL NIGHT LONG (Destitute Noble?)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 310): ELISHAR of GOD OR GODDESS (Sir Blackguard, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 305): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 291): NASTY NES of PUBLICH ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 285): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 270): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 263): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 239): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 240): STINKY PETE of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 55): ACCORDION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 237): DUTCH TREAT of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 334): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 333): NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 288): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 310): NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 305): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 291): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 285): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 270): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 263): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): SLAMMA JAMMA (Crip?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 239): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 240): H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 55): SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She-Puppy, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 237): CRYPTICS et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 335): SCARLET of D'HARAN EMPIRE (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 333): SNORTY MCSNORT of ALL NIGHT LONG (Destitute Noble?)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 305): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
                                      JUNEAU DAWNING of ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 291): GOBERT HINNY of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 269): CAO ZHEN of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                           ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 239): MRS POTATOE HEAD of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

     Nice try Mr. Mosgiel, but we've each got to take our turn paying the piper.
Since you've had the last two shots at the throne, this turn, I'll turn my challenge
to the highest ranked active warrior, who I believe is Haze.  This youngster has
pulled off a couple of nice wins over the past couple of turns, and looks like a
future talent for this arena.
     Speaking of talent in this arena, a gentle reminder that if you want your guys
to represent Crysalis at the regional rumble, get in touch with Crip (Diplo, e-mail
(gwerner _at_ twcny _dot_ rr _dot_ com)).  I believe thus far, he has heard from Mun,
Consortium, Wretch, Madwand, and Nomad).  As always, his goal is to encourage maximum
participation on the Crysalis, while still fielding a competitive squad.
     Hope everyone enjoyed Milwaukee.  Rumour has it that one of Fern's ladies has a
new challenge to throw my way.

Dutch Treat
Worldwide Gore
Tower Guardian of Crysalis

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     And here we are again, back at the arena and looking over a fresh batch of
fights.  Forty-eight of them this time, which is something to feel good about.  Of
course, sixteen of those fights involved standbys....  You have to wonder, sometimes,
what the handicappers are thinking.  With a little extra thought, we could have had
forty fights, no standbys.  Ah, well, I don't suppose arena handicappers are chosen
for their cleverness.  Out of those forty-eight fights, only eight were challenges.
Well, that stands to reason.  We've gone from fifty-seven active gladiators here to
eighty, which means there are plenty of new enrollments, and they aren't allowed to
challenge on their first turn.  So be it.
     Of note, Amelia had the biggest point gain, forty-seven.  Apple Jack and the
biggest loss, thirty-eight.  Same fight.  Do we look for apple squeezings in Amelia's
smash now?
     Dutch Treat got the most challenges, which is fitting.  Only three, which is
okay.  It isn't often I have the number, so enjoy knowing that little detail while
you can.
     Worldwide Gore was most avoided, with the Flower Girls avoiding them the most.
In the notes provided by the arena clerks, it says, "Flower Girls apparently had more
important things to do than fight."  Ah... yes, I don't doubt it.

The fights, flying through most of them quickly:
     LILAS KEELER (73-5840) (19-14-1,57) of MIDDLE WAY 18 fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON
(106-5) (0-0-0,70) of the College of Mimes.  LILAS KEELER was overpowered by
UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.  Bad show, Lilas.
     QUEEN (75-3316) (15-7-1,56) of KIWI CONNECTIONS fought SUPER GROVER (50-3413)
(12-4-0,40) of OPEN SESAME.  QUEEN was overpowered by SUPER GROVER in a popular 1
minute one-sided battle.  But at least Queen didn't lose to a standby.
     QUITA REMMING (83-294) (17-17-0,54) of MIDDLE WAY 21 fought WATERLOO (75-3317)
(23-2-1,89) of KIWI CONNECTIONS.  QUITA REMMING was demolished by WATERLOO in a 1
minute mismatched match.  Quita probably won't see a winning record again in her
arena life.
     ORRIE POLLAS (83-295) (16-19-2,44) of MIDDLE WAY 21 fought DOMJON (50-3554) (28-
43-3,50) of DRUID'S GROVE.  ORRIE POLLAS defeated DOMJON in an action packed 2 minute
competition.  I suppose it's too early to call Domjon a fossil, but he's headed
there.
     GERRICK GRIMM (50-3530) (27-54-1,100) of DRUID'S GROVE fought KARIN LO (83-292)
(15-20-0,53) of MIDDLE WAY 21.  GERRICK GRIMM vanquished KARIN LO in a 2 minute
gruesome one-sided bout.  And so is Gerrick.

     KENYA (4-6484) (28-1-1,92) of KIWI CONNECTION fought THE LION KING (47-6360)
(22-7-0,100) of ROYAL FLUSH.  KENYA was defeated by THE LION KING in a popular 4
minute battle.  Well, of course.  It's what Kings do.
     ADAM'S APPLE (52-3203) (28-15-0,145) of OTTO'S PARTS fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE
(106-8) (0-0-0,110) of the College of Mimes.  ADAM'S APPLE handily defeated ZORRO,
THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute one-sided match.  I should hope so!
     SCORPIUS (45-3752) (43-28-0,178) of KNIGHT BREED fought A GROUNDSKEEPER (45-
1613) (33-28-1,144) of AVID FANS.  SCORPIUS bested A GROUNDSKEEPER in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute gruesome match.  Good thing the Groundskeeper couldn't bring his
riding mower into the arena, eh, Scorpius?
     APPLE JACK (47-4011) (37-29-4,176) of ROYAL FLUSH fought AMELIA (28-3417) (42-
30-1,103) of DODGE BULLETS.  APPLE JACK was overcome by AMELIA in a 2 minute fight.
This was the fight of the big point shifts.
     GABBER KNIGHT (77-2243) (14-2-0,173) of 500 BPM fought CRIMSON MIST (8-5047)
(35-26-1,124) of BLOOD RITES.  GABBER KNIGHT devastated CRIMSON MIST in an action
packed 1 minute mismatched match.  This Gabber, hmm, looks like he must be a tourney
gladiator, doesn't it?

     BASE ON BULLS (73-3101) (31-11-4,185) of THE BULLS fought EVALON ELKHORN (50-
3553) (33-38-3,151) of DRUID'S GROVE.  BASE ON BULLS narrowly defeated EVALON ELKHORN
in a 3 minute gruesome duel.  They say being gored by a bull is unpleasant, I can
well believe that!
     BEERVAHNA (60-4292) (38-34-3,201) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH fought THE BLACKSMITH
(106-22) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  BEERVAHNA demolished THE BLACKSMITH in
an exciting 2 minute gory uneven competition.  Blacksmiths just can't seem to hold
their beer these days.  They grip too hard and crush the cans.
     MOSGIEL (14-3836) (46-31-2,210) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS fought SITS ON HIS DUFF
(73-1810) (44-25-4,195) of THINGS GEORGE DOES.  MOSGIEL overpowered SITS ON HIS DUFF
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.  Too bad for George, because sitting on
his duff sounds like an excellent plan.
     SLIPPERY NIPPLE (59-2323) (34-24-1,191) of HANGOVERS fought IMPRISONED SPY (106-
9) (0-0-0,170) of the College of Mimes.  SLIPPERY NIPPLE demolished IMPRISONED SPY in
a 1 minute one-sided duel.  Ah... no doubt.  The imagination boggles.
     VIKING RAIDER (54-2885) (23-8-1,190) of SPARF! fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL (106-
28) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  VIKING RAIDER overpowered ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL in a 1 minute one-sided match.  Arenamasters just aren't what they used to
be.  Or maybe we have a defective model.

     MONKEY BUSINESS (25-4040) (35-18-1,200) of PRIMATES-R-US fought THE BLACKSMITH
(106-22) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  MONKEY BUSINESS savagely defeated THE
BLACKSMITH in an exciting 2 minute struggle.  That's another thing about blacksmiths,
besides gripping their beer cans too hard, they aren't nimble witted.  The average
monkey can fox them completely.
     NUMBSKULL (52-2948) (16-5-2,198) of OTTO'S PARTS fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-22)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  NUMBSKULL was unbelievably bested by THE
BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute fight.  And then, after a while, the blacksmiths get angry
at spy reporters who speak slightingly of them, and the NEXT gladiator to cross their
path gets... smithed.
     ROTTEN LIVER (52-2902) (37-17-1,205) of OTTO'S PARTS fought BLUE VELVET (11-
6248) (33-12-0,206) of COLORIFIC.  ROTTEN LIVER overpowered BLUE VELVET in an
exciting 2 minute bloody uneven bout.  Odd, I had the impression it was the other way
around.
     CUBA (26-3917) (33-13-0,190) of HERE TO PHOENIX fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-29)
(0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  CUBA was assassinated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2
minute one-sided fight.  Cuba, what were you THINKING to let this happen to yourself?
     TAOS (26-4042) (27-17-1,196) of HERE TO PHOENIX fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-29)
(0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  TAOS overcame CRYSALIS GUARD in an exciting 4
minute brutal fight.  Instant revenge?

     CLEVER (50-2192) (52-31-2,183) of RANDOM BLADES fought GENERAL PUBLIC (31-3112)
(25-23-1,176) of MILITARY MAYHEM.  CLEVER was defeated by GENERAL PUBLIC in a 2
minute duel.  This is often the way things go.  Frustrating.
     GHOST DANCER (28-3365) (49-40-0,185) of DODGE BULLETS fought BODDINGTON'S (21-
5035) (26-15-0,204) of REAL BEER.  GHOST DANCER was overcome by BODDINGTON'S in an
exciting 2 minute gory duel.  Another who can't handle a REAL beer?
     BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (37-23-2,185) of ROYAL FLUSH fought LOOGIE CLAP
(82-46049) (37-31-2,183) of TONGUE N CHEEK.  BLACK JACK SHELACK was handily defeated
by LOOGIE CLAP in a 6 minute uneven bout.  A shellacking for Jack, but... how can it
be "uneven" if it takes six minutes to reach a conclusion?
     BURGER KING (47-4152) (41-34-3,196) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
(106-28) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  BURGER KING was beaten by ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL in a 2 minute duel.  Ooooh!  Sandoval doesn't like being slighted, either!
     STEVE MCQUEEN (47-3908) (58-45-1,194) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
(106-28) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  STEVE MCQUEEN was savagely defeated by
ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 6 minute bout.  In fact, Arenamaster Sandoval is ANGRY.
Impressive.

     ACE METRIC (47-3554) (28-20-0,203) of ROYAL FLUSH fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-
26) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  ACE METRIC was vanquished by RIRORNI
CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.  Well, you know, those Rirorni just don't
"get" the metric system.
     DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (98-50-3,206) of ROYAL FLUSH fought VERMICIOUS KNID (106-
30) (0-0-0,240) of the College of Mimes.  DAIRY QUEEN devastated VERMICIOUS KNID in a
popular 3 minute gory one-sided bout.  I should hope so!  We don't want that Knid
sniffing around the ice cream.
     YOUNG JOAN (28-3534) (41-56-1,195) of DODGE BULLETS fought BULL DURHAM (5-4324)
(36-20-1,201) of PARTY ANIMALS.  YOUNG JOAN was handily defeated by BULL DURHAM in a
2 minute uneven duel.  More people gored by bulls.  It's bad out there.
     FIGHTER ACE (47-1189) (76-51-6,190) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ORANGE CRUSH (48-3809)
(23-12-1,199) of COLORIFIC.  FIGHTER ACE was overpowered by ORANGE CRUSH in an
exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.  Does that mean what we've actually got here is
a Fighter Deuce?
     TUNDRA (45-4280) (35-25-1,191) of ARCTIC WASTES fought MOSQUITO (5-5011) (23-13-
1,161) of BLOOD SUCKERS.  TUNDRA was overpowered by MOSQUITO in a 2 minute bloody
mismatched conflict.  I hear they get really big up there.

     PHILLIP THE BIRD (40-3708) (20-17-1,187) of CRUEL PET NAMES fought GODSMACK (82-
48417) (27-18-0,194) of TONGUE N CHEEK.  PHILLIP THE BIRD beat GODSMACK in an
exciting 2 minute bout.  Somehow this seems... appropriate.
     UZI (44-1701) (33-32-1,206) of BLOWN AWAY fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-26) (0-0-
0,200) of the College of Mimes.  UZI was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute
one-sided bout.  And it seems to be Uzi who was blown away.
     TRASH CAN (50-3403) (21-3-4,265) of OPEN SESAME fought MAD CAT (7-2965) (72-52-
6,203) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS.  TRASH CAN was bested by MAD CAT in a 2 minute bloody
brawl.  Probably in an alley.
     WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (53-20-1,243) of FLOWER GIRLS fought HUNZICKER BOWL
(23-4182) (44-24-2,203) of SKI TAOS.  WHACKING WILLOW devastated HUNZICKER BOWL in an
exciting 1 minute uneven duel.  It's the chile.  Willow's hot for chile, and Taos has
it.
     JIVE (25-624) (106-67-1,227) of CRYPTICS fought HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (36-20-0,211)
of SENTINELS.  JIVE defeated HUNTSMAN in a popular 1 minute duel.  And yet, this was
not called "uneven."  Interesting.

     RUBBER KNIFE (54-2038) (62-44-1,211) of USELESS TOOLS fought BLACK FLAG (82-
46046) (49-37-4,215) of TONGUE N CHEEK.  RUBBER KNIFE was demolished by BLACK FLAG in
a 5 minute one-sided brawl.  But could a Rubber Duck have handled it better?
     RUBBER KNIFE (57-2546) (36-8-2,254) of USELESS TOOLS fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER
(106-23) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  RUBBER KNIFE bested VILLAINOUS
INFORMER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal conflict.  Oops!  Two of the suckers.
And this one is obviously a better grade of rubber.
     LONDON QUIREBOY (59-2513) (34-15-1,236) of CHAPEL ROCK fought CLOTTO (106-25)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  LONDON QUIREBOY was handily defeated by CLOTTO
in an exciting 2 minute one-sided bout.  Some people can't stand singing.  At all.
Doesn't matter if he's in tune or not.
     AVONSIDE (13-3927) (51-61-1,223) of KIWI CONNECTION fought DARK TOWER (11-1702)
(88-55-0,188) of KING'S COURT.  AVONSIDE vanquished DARK TOWER in a popular 2 minute
brutal one-sided duel.  Bit of a puzzler to comment on this one, unless... no, that
won't work.  Well, um, good fight!
     CRUMBSNATCHER (72-1842) (58-34-1,222) of ONE GOOD DUDE fought F.O.A.D. (73-442)
(34-15-2,191) of ALPHABET SOUP.  CRUMBSNATCHER won victory over F.O.A.D. in a 2
minute fight.  Sounds almost tasty.

The challenges:
     ACE FREHLEY (47-3669) (13-9-0,81) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged QUEEN (82-33307)
(14-7-0,100) of DARK TOADS 05Q.  Up 19.  ACE FREHLEY was vanquished by QUEEN in a 2
minute uneven Challenge duel.  Ah, that Queen of Toads!  You need to watch OUT for
her, she's probably venomous.
     STINGRAY (30-2264) (34-35-0,161) of STEEL BLADES challenged ROXANNE DE'MORRE
(50-3449) (49-50-0,189) of DRUID'S GROVE.  Up 28.  STINGRAY was defeated by ROXANNE
DE'MORRE in a 2 minute Challenge melee.  The result is no surprise, but I hope the
skills were good.
     HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (29-4-1,192) of VIKINGS challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-
3520) (29-26-0,194) of WITLESS WONDERS.  Up 2.  HAGAR BLUETOOTH bested TAMMY FAYE in
a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody Challenge match.  But Tammy didn't seem to really
MIND....

     WYNETT (30-2340) (47-43-2,189) of STEEL BLADES challenged SODOM (31-4368) (36-
23-1,222) of DARQUE FORCES.  Up 33.  WYNETT was demolished by SODOM in a 2 minute
mismatched Challenge competition.  Quite embarrassing, really.  Where's a pillar of
salt when you'd welcome one?
     VIOLATOR (44-2122) (55-43-1,208) of DEMONIC FURY challenged EVE (72-4596) (27-
14-0,215) of DARQUE FORCES.  Up 7.  VIOLATOR was devastated by EVE in a popular 1
minute one-sided Challenge contest.  I should hope so!  There are limits, you know.
     JAVELIN (82-33234) (22-7-0,250) of THE WEAPONS challenged DISCO QUEEN (47-1992)
(65-27-2,266) of ROYAL FLUSH.  Up 16.  JAVELIN was overcome by DISCO QUEEN in a
popular 4 minute gruesome Challenge match.  Confused by the flashing lights, no
doubt.
     ASHAR (30-1777) (56-46-3,238) of STEEL BLADES challenged MISS ZING (8-824) (70-
51-3,239) of LADIES IN WAITING.  Up 1.  ASHAR lost to MISS ZING in a 2 minute
Challenge battle.  Some ladies don't wait.

For the title, not content to rest on his laurels (prickly things, laurels):  DUTCH
TREAT (26-1841) (133-38-2,404) of WORLDWIDE GORE challenged HAZE (82-49272) (31-18-
0,244) of NORTHERN LIGHTS.  Down 160.  DUTCH TREAT bested HAZE in a crowd pleasing 4
minute Challenge Title fight.  The real surprise is that Haze lasted that long.
Congratulations to both of you.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        134  38  2  419  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         66  27  2  282  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     54  20  1  264  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546        37   8  2  257  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 MISS ZING 8-824             71  51  3  250  LADIES IN WAITING (444)    ARKERS
 AVONSIDE 13-3927            52  61  1  250  KIWI CONNECTION (747)      DULLENS
 JIVE 25-624                107  67  1  241  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 BLACK FLAG 82--19490        50  37  4  237  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842       59  34  1  236  ONE GOOD DUDE (396)        DRAGONHEAD
 SODOM 31-4368               37  23  1  234  DARQUE FORCES (908)        CHIMLEVTAL
 EVE 72-4596                 28  14  0  232  DARQUE FORCES (1009)       DRAGONHEAD
 MOSGIEL 14-3836             47  31  2  230  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902        38  17  1  229  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809        24  12  1  221  COLORIFIC (815)            CAER
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         99  50  3  219  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 MAD CAT 7-2965              73  52  6  218  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035        27  15  0  213  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          37  20  1  211  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HAZE 82--16264              31  19  0  210  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1288)     DWES EG
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292           39  34  3  209  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 JAVELIN 82--32302           22   8  0  208  THE WEAPONS (1261)         DWES EG
 TAOS 26-4042                28  17  1  206  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885       24   8  1  206  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837             36  21  0  205  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487       38  31  2  204  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    21  17  1  204  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040     36  18  1  203  PRIMATES-R-US (963)        LYRATILAN
-TABBY 82-29373              27  11  0  202  FELINES (1242)             DWES EG
 ASHAR 30-1777               56  47  3  201  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
-HARI-KARI 73-3049           48   9  0  201  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
-RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197    46  20  0  201  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 TRASH CAN 50-3403           21   4  4  201  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-KING FORADAY 47-3762        65  53  4  200  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      44  25  2  200  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
-FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331   42  14  0  200  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     30   4  1  200  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
-THE REFEREE 45-1091         77  51  4  198  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          29  27  0  198  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112      26  23  1  197  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038        62  45  1  196  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     35  24  1  196  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
 BLUE VELVET 11-6248         33  13  0  195  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       58  46  1  194  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 VIOLATOR 44-2122            55  44  1  194  DEMONIC FURY (454)         KRILL
 F.O.A.D. 73-442             34  16  2  194  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
 BURGER KING 47-4152         41  35  3  193  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       31  20  0  193  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 MOSQUITO 5-5011             24  13  1  192  BLOOD SUCKERS (1295)       KALTOS
 ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449    50  50  0  191  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810    44  26  4  190  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534          41  57  1  190  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 UZI 44-1701                 33  33  1  190  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 ACE METRIC 47-3554          28  21  0  190  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365        49  41  0  187  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 BASE ON BULLS 73-3101       32  11  4  187  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 WYNETT 30-2340              47  44  2  186  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
 GODSMACK 82--17119          27  19  0  186  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 FIGHTER ACE 47-1189         76  52  6  185  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948           16   6  2  185  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-KARATIA 73-3624             39  20  1  183  KIWI CONNECTION (1232)     ERINIKA
 CUBA 26-3917                33  14  0  183  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 DARK TOWER 11-1702          88  56  0  182  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCORPIUS 45-3752            44  28  0  180  KNIGHT BREED (1070)        STORMCROWE
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     34  16  1  180  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850  37  24  2  179  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243       15   2  0  177  500 BPM (1260)             MAZGOURRAH
 CLEVER 50-2192              52  32  2  176  RANDOM BLADES (550)        SNOWBOUND
-BULL FROG 73-4547           32  16  0  171  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 TUNDRA 45-4280              35  26  1  169  ARCTIC WASTES (1256)       STORMCROWE
 STINGRAY 30-2264            34  36  0  163  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
 EVALON ELKHORN 50-3553      33  39  3  161  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AMELIA 28-3417              43  30  1  150  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613     33  29  1  150  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203        29  15  0  147  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 APPLE JACK 47-4011          37  30  4  138  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-CONFESSION 83-47            47   7  1  133  OLDIES (1312)              TELORINTHE
 CRIMSON MIST 8-5047         35  27  1  129  BLOOD RITES (1253)         ARKERS
 THE LION KING 47-6360       23   7  0  118  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 QUEEN 82--32229             15   7  0  108  DARK TOADS 05Q (1311)      DWES EG
-GUSHAN 83-222               22  12  0  105  ZEITGEIST (1290)           TELORINTHE
-GOBERT HINNY 50-3552        15  58  2  105  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
-PARALDOXIA 83-112           20  22  0  103  ZEITGEIST (1290)           TELORINTHE
 GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530       28  54  1  102  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KENYA 4-6484                28   2  1   96  KIWI CONNECTION (1305)     JHELUM
 WATERLOO 75-3317            24   2  1   91  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ANFERROUS 28-4508           26  11  1   89  STEEL AND SILK (1268)      MORYA
-ZITHER 8-5153               29   1  0   88  Z GLADIATORZ (1128)        ARKERS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CREDIT CARD 5-4052          22  13  0   83  BLOOD SUCKERS (1295)       KALTOS
 ACE FREHLEY 47-3669         13  10  0   78  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-NARYAK 81-1296              20  15  1   76  CLAN LONGBEARD (1274)      SHADOWSPIRE
-ALLERDAE CHAN 54-3024       20  15  1   76  TRADERS OF TROCAR (1027)   TROCAR
-GOLDEN TONGUE 11-7287       22   5  0   71  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
-EXPERIENTIA 28-4483         20  17  0   71  STEEL AND SILK (1268)      MORYA
-EARVLING KLASH 47-6547      19  10  2   70  FORCE OF WILL (1319)       NORTH FORK
-TIMOR UNRED 39-3842         19  13  0   70  THE MIDDLE WAY (946)       XOCHITHLAN
-SCARLET ROSE 28-4440        19  24  0   68  STEEL AND SILK (1268)      MORYA
-MORGAR 16-5863              18  12  0   66  MAXIMUM RESULTS (420)      WILLAF
-ETUGEN KHAN 7-6043          17  15  0   66  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 SUPER GROVER 50-3413        13   4  0   63  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 QUITA REMMING 83-294        17  18  0   59  MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309)       TELORINTHE
 ORRIE POLLAS 83-295         17  19  2   55  MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309)       TELORINTHE
 KARIN LO 83-292             15  21  0   55  MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309)       TELORINTHE
-MRS. POTATOE HEAD 73-5723   16   6  0   54  DREW'S BOYS II (1321)      ERINIKA
 LILAS KEELER 73-5840        19  15  1   50  MIDDLE WAY 18 (1310)       ERINIKA
-SURGICAL 28-4437            17  27  0   45  STEEL AND SILK (1268)      MORYA
 DOMJON 50-3554              28  44  3   42  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
-VALERIAN 28-4732            16   9  1   40  STEEL AND SILK (1268)      MORYA
 QUEEN 75-3316               15   8  1   40  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
CUBA 26-3917              33  14  0 HERE TO PHOENIX 871    CRYSALIS GUARD            238

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Huh, well, Quita and I split on the Rats Of Unusual Size.  Glad I was the one to win.
I dislike rats intensely.  Ah, moderately intensely. -- Karin Lo

I dislike them more than Karin does. -- Quita Remming

Okay, I am ashamed of my performance against the Alastarian Deserter.  So? -- Orrie
Pollas

Queen -- No, you are NOT a good queen, you toad! -- Lilas Keeler

Obrojobo -- One of these days SOON I'm going to retire and just spend my time making
smash in the back of the hanger, so I don't really care as much about winning the
fights, you know?  Come test this new batch.  I think the umbrellas may be a little
too... blue. -- Amelia

Hagar Bluetooth -- I call you to witness!  I was not at any time attempting to summon
ghosts.  Not once! -- Ghost Dancer

Anvil Ironfist -- I'm going to pretend there's nothing in the fact that the bruises I
got from you are shaped like horseshoes. -- Young Joan

13 July 11
                                   Announcing!

          The No-Tourney ADM arena will be opening for business on the
          first of August of this year!
     It will be ADM Arena #107, making use of that idle installation down at Lirin
Kiv.  If the managers involved in this arena wish to rename it, suggestions will be
entertained through the months of August and September.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DUTCH TREAT bested HAZE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge Title fight.
ASHAR lost to MISS ZING in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
JAVELIN was overcome by DISCO QUEEN in a popular 4 minute gruesome Challenge match.
VIOLATOR was devastated by EVE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
WYNETT was demolished by SODOM in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH bested TAMMY FAYE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody Challenge match.
STINGRAY was defeated by ROXANNE DE'MORRE in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
ACE FREHLEY was vanquished by QUEEN in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CRUMBSNATCHER won victory over F.O.A.D. in a 2 minute fight.
AVONSIDE vanquished DARK TOWER in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
LONDON QUIREBOY was handily defeated by CLOTTO in a exciting 2 minute one-sided bout.
RUBBER KNIFE bested VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal conflict.
RUBBER KNIFE was demolished by BLACK FLAG in a 5 minute one-sided brawl.
JIVE defeated HUNTSMAN in a popular 1 minute duel.
WHACKING WILLOW devastated HUNZICKER BOWL in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
TRASH CAN was bested by MAD CAT in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
UZI was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PHILLIP THE BIRD beat GODSMACK in a exciting 2 minute bout.
TUNDRA was overpowered by MOSQUITO in a 2 minute bloody mismatched conflict.
FIGHTER ACE was overpowered by ORANGE CRUSH in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
YOUNG JOAN was handily defeated by BULL DURHAM in a 2 minute uneven duel.
DAIRY QUEEN devastated VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 3 minute gory one-sided bout.
ACE METRIC was vanquished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
STEVE MCQUEEN was savagely defeated by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 6 minute bout.
BURGER KING was beaten by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute duel.
BLACK JACK SHELACK was handily defeated by LOOGIE CLAP in a 6 minute uneven bout.
GHOST DANCER was overcome by BODDINGTON'S in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
CLEVER was defeated by GENERAL PUBLIC in a 2 minute duel.
TAOS overcame CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight.
CUBA was assassinated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
ROTTEN LIVER overpowered BLUE VELVET in a exciting 2 minute bloody uneven bout.
NUMBSKULL was unbelievably bested by THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute fight.
MONKEY BUSINESS savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
VIKING RAIDER overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE demolished IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MOSGIEL overpowered SITS ON HIS DUFF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
BEERVAHNA demolished THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven competition.
BASE ON BULLS narrowly defeated EVALON ELKHORN in a 3 minute gruesome duel.
GABBER KNIGHT devastated CRIMSON MIST in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
APPLE JACK was overcome by AMELIA in a 2 minute fight.
SCORPIUS bested A GROUNDSKEEPER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome match.
ADAM'S APPLE handily defeated ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KENYA was defeated by THE LION KING in a popular 4 minute battle.
GERRICK GRIMM vanquished KARIN LO in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
ORRIE POLLAS defeated DOMJON in a action packed 2 minute competition.
QUITA REMMING was demolished by WATERLOO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
QUEEN was overpowered by SUPER GROVER in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
LILAS KEELER was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  23         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   15         TOTAL PARRY       45 -  21 -  1      68  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         PARRY-LUNGE       29 -  15 -  0      66  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         LUNGING ATTACK    84 -  71 -  0      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         WALL OF STEEL     49 -  44 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         AIMED BLOW        29 -  41 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   24 -  34 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  37 -  1      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  25 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  22 -  0      35  |

Turn 238 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK    11 - 12         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  6         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      9 -  6     AIMED BLOW         2 -  7         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DUTCH TREAT 26-1841       134  38  2  419 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
PARRY-STRIKE     DISCO QUEEN 47-1992        66  27  2  282 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-LUNGE      MISS ZING 8-824            71  51  3  250 LADIES IN WAITING (444)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JIVE 25-624               107  67  1  241 CRYPTICS (150)
WALL OF STEEL    CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842      59  34  1  236 ONE GOOD DUDE (396)
LUNGING ATTACK   SODOM 31-4368              37  23  1  234 DARQUE FORCES (908)
SLASHING ATTACK  EVE 72-4596                28  14  0  232 DARQUE FORCES (1009)
BASHING ATTACK   ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809       24  12  1  221 COLORIFIC (815)
STRIKING ATTACK  TAMMY FAYE 39-3520         29  27  0  198 WITLESS WONDERS (1052)
AIMED BLOW       STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908      58  46  1  194 ROYAL FLUSH (10)

The overall popularity leader is MAD CAT 7-2965.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BLACK FLAG 82--19490.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLACK JACK 
SHELACK 47-4850, HAZE 82--16264, JAVELIN 82--32302, DUTCH TREAT 26-1841, TAMMY FAYE 
39-3520, RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546, STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908, LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487, TAOS 
26-4042, and DISCO QUEEN 47-1992.

The least popular fighter this week was LILAS KEELER 73-5840.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613, TUNDRA 45-4280, UZI 44-1701, QUEEN 
75-3316, QUITA REMMING 83-294, KARIN LO 83-292, ACE METRIC 47-3554, STINGRAY 30-2264, 
WYNETT 30-2340, and VIOLATOR 44-2122.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  CALEAM(26)           2  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          3  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  0 0  MORYA(28)            1  2 0  TROCAR(54)           1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  IAYE(30)             0  3 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  2 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  KRILL(44)            0  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  3 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  7 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
TI(23)               0  1 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          3  3 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        2  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        3  4 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KENYA 4-6484                28   2  1   96  KIWI CONNECTION (1305)     JHELUM
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          37  20  1  211  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 MAD CAT 7-2965              73  52  6  218  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 MISS ZING 8-824             71  51  3  250  LADIES IN WAITING (444)    ARKERS
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     30   4  1  200  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 BLUE VELVET 11-6248         33  13  0  195  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
 AVONSIDE 13-3927            52  61  1  250  KIWI CONNECTION (747)      DULLENS
 MOSGIEL 14-3836             47  31  2  230  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035        27  15  0  213  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      44  25  2  200  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 JIVE 25-624                107  67  1  241  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        134  38  2  419  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534          41  57  1  190  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 ASHAR 30-1777               56  47  3  201  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
 SODOM 31-4368               37  23  1  234  DARQUE FORCES (908)        CHIMLEVTAL
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          29  27  0  198  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    21  17  1  204  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 VIOLATOR 44-2122            55  44  1  194  DEMONIC FURY (454)         KRILL
 SCORPIUS 45-3752            44  28  0  180  KNIGHT BREED (1070)        STORMCROWE
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         66  27  2  282  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809        24  12  1  221  COLORIFIC (815)            CAER
 TRASH CAN 50-3403           21   4  4  201  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     54  20  1  264  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885       24   8  1  206  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546        37   8  2  257  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     35  24  1  196  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292           39  34  3  209  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842       59  34  1  236  ONE GOOD DUDE (396)        DRAGONHEAD
 F.O.A.D. 73-442             34  16  2  194  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
 WATERLOO 75-3317            24   2  1   91  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243       15   2  0  177  500 BPM (1260)             MAZGOURRAH
 BLACK FLAG 82--19490        50  37  4  237  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 QUITA REMMING 83-294        17  18  0   59  MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309)       TELORINTHE

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.