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Date : 08/09/2011 Duedate: 09/05/2011
CRYSALIS
DM-106 TURN-238
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SPARF! 54/1139 2373 1133 32 67.7 DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 3 STEEL BLADES 30/525 119 103 0 53.6
REAL BEER 21/859 RANDOM BLADES 50/550
PRIMATES-R-US 25/963 DEMONIC FURY 44/454
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 4 KNIGHT BREED 45/1070 112 100 1 52.8
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 DARQUE FORCES 31/908
CRYPTICS 25/150 DARQUE FORCES 72/1009
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871 5 500 BPM 77/1260 762 771 7 49.7
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 KIWI CONNECTION 4/1305
CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248 ONE GOOD DUDE 72/396
BLOWN AWAY 44/398 KIWI CONNECTION 73/1232
THE BULLS 73/255 INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 BLOOD SUCKERS 5/1295
THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812 KIWI CONNECTIONS 75/1307
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 KIWI CONNECTION 13/747
ALPHABET SOUP 73/943 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808
INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745 DREW'S BOYS II 73/1321
KING'S COURT 11/34 6 BLOOD RITES 8/1253 112 115 1 49.3
SKI TAOS 23/860 ARCTIC WASTES 45/1256
AVID FANS 45/199 TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203
USELESS TOOLS 54/552 NORTHERN LIGHTS 82/1288
LADIES IN WAITING 8/444 7 VIKINGS 10/1208 137 152 1 47.4
OPEN SESAME 50/668 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117 SENTINELS 7/1202
HANGOVERS 59/955 8 WITLESS WOND 39/1052 132 156 0 45.8
USELESS TOOLS 57/1249 9-ZEITGEIST 83/1290 20 29 0 40.8
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108 FORCE OF WILL 47/1319
2 OLDIES 83/1312 389 193 1 66.8 STEEL AND SILK 28/1268
THE WEAPONS 82/1261 10 DODGE BULLETS 28/867 477 838 5 36.3
FELINES 82/1242 MIDDLE WAY 21 83/1309
FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 MIDDLE WAY 18 73/1310
COLORIFIC 11/1050 11 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041 60 127 2 32.1
GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577 12-ASIAN INVASI 54/1318 2 0 0 100
COLORIFIC 48/815
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 338): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 335): SCARLET of D'HARAN EMPIRE (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 333): SNORTY MCSNORT of ALL NIGHT LONG (Destitute Noble?)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 310): ELISHAR of GOD OR GODDESS (Sir Blackguard, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 305): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 291): NASTY NES of PUBLICH ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 285): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 270): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 263): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 239): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 240): STINKY PETE of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 55): ACCORDION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 237): DUTCH TREAT of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 338): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 334): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 333): NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 288): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 310): NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 305): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 291): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 285): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 270): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 263): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): SLAMMA JAMMA (Crip?, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 239): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 240): H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 55): SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She-Puppy, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 237): CRYPTICS et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 335): SCARLET of D'HARAN EMPIRE (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 333): SNORTY MCSNORT of ALL NIGHT LONG (Destitute Noble?)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 305): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
JUNEAU DAWNING of ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 291): GOBERT HINNY of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 269): CAO ZHEN of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 239): MRS POTATOE HEAD of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
Nice try Mr. Mosgiel, but we've each got to take our turn paying the piper.
Since you've had the last two shots at the throne, this turn, I'll turn my challenge
to the highest ranked active warrior, who I believe is Haze. This youngster has
pulled off a couple of nice wins over the past couple of turns, and looks like a
future talent for this arena.
Speaking of talent in this arena, a gentle reminder that if you want your guys
to represent Crysalis at the regional rumble, get in touch with Crip (Diplo, e-mail
(gwerner _at_ twcny _dot_ rr _dot_ com)). I believe thus far, he has heard from Mun,
Consortium, Wretch, Madwand, and Nomad). As always, his goal is to encourage maximum
participation on the Crysalis, while still fielding a competitive squad.
Hope everyone enjoyed Milwaukee. Rumour has it that one of Fern's ladies has a
new challenge to throw my way.
Dutch Treat
Worldwide Gore
Tower Guardian of Crysalis
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
And here we are again, back at the arena and looking over a fresh batch of
fights. Forty-eight of them this time, which is something to feel good about. Of
course, sixteen of those fights involved standbys.... You have to wonder, sometimes,
what the handicappers are thinking. With a little extra thought, we could have had
forty fights, no standbys. Ah, well, I don't suppose arena handicappers are chosen
for their cleverness. Out of those forty-eight fights, only eight were challenges.
Well, that stands to reason. We've gone from fifty-seven active gladiators here to
eighty, which means there are plenty of new enrollments, and they aren't allowed to
challenge on their first turn. So be it.
Of note, Amelia had the biggest point gain, forty-seven. Apple Jack and the
biggest loss, thirty-eight. Same fight. Do we look for apple squeezings in Amelia's
smash now?
Dutch Treat got the most challenges, which is fitting. Only three, which is
okay. It isn't often I have the number, so enjoy knowing that little detail while
you can.
Worldwide Gore was most avoided, with the Flower Girls avoiding them the most.
In the notes provided by the arena clerks, it says, "Flower Girls apparently had more
important things to do than fight." Ah... yes, I don't doubt it.
The fights, flying through most of them quickly:
LILAS KEELER (73-5840) (19-14-1,57) of MIDDLE WAY 18 fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON
(106-5) (0-0-0,70) of the College of Mimes. LILAS KEELER was overpowered by
UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. Bad show, Lilas.
QUEEN (75-3316) (15-7-1,56) of KIWI CONNECTIONS fought SUPER GROVER (50-3413)
(12-4-0,40) of OPEN SESAME. QUEEN was overpowered by SUPER GROVER in a popular 1
minute one-sided battle. But at least Queen didn't lose to a standby.
QUITA REMMING (83-294) (17-17-0,54) of MIDDLE WAY 21 fought WATERLOO (75-3317)
(23-2-1,89) of KIWI CONNECTIONS. QUITA REMMING was demolished by WATERLOO in a 1
minute mismatched match. Quita probably won't see a winning record again in her
arena life.
ORRIE POLLAS (83-295) (16-19-2,44) of MIDDLE WAY 21 fought DOMJON (50-3554) (28-
43-3,50) of DRUID'S GROVE. ORRIE POLLAS defeated DOMJON in an action packed 2 minute
competition. I suppose it's too early to call Domjon a fossil, but he's headed
there.
GERRICK GRIMM (50-3530) (27-54-1,100) of DRUID'S GROVE fought KARIN LO (83-292)
(15-20-0,53) of MIDDLE WAY 21. GERRICK GRIMM vanquished KARIN LO in a 2 minute
gruesome one-sided bout. And so is Gerrick.
KENYA (4-6484) (28-1-1,92) of KIWI CONNECTION fought THE LION KING (47-6360)
(22-7-0,100) of ROYAL FLUSH. KENYA was defeated by THE LION KING in a popular 4
minute battle. Well, of course. It's what Kings do.
ADAM'S APPLE (52-3203) (28-15-0,145) of OTTO'S PARTS fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE
(106-8) (0-0-0,110) of the College of Mimes. ADAM'S APPLE handily defeated ZORRO,
THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute one-sided match. I should hope so!
SCORPIUS (45-3752) (43-28-0,178) of KNIGHT BREED fought A GROUNDSKEEPER (45-
1613) (33-28-1,144) of AVID FANS. SCORPIUS bested A GROUNDSKEEPER in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute gruesome match. Good thing the Groundskeeper couldn't bring his
riding mower into the arena, eh, Scorpius?
APPLE JACK (47-4011) (37-29-4,176) of ROYAL FLUSH fought AMELIA (28-3417) (42-
30-1,103) of DODGE BULLETS. APPLE JACK was overcome by AMELIA in a 2 minute fight.
This was the fight of the big point shifts.
GABBER KNIGHT (77-2243) (14-2-0,173) of 500 BPM fought CRIMSON MIST (8-5047)
(35-26-1,124) of BLOOD RITES. GABBER KNIGHT devastated CRIMSON MIST in an action
packed 1 minute mismatched match. This Gabber, hmm, looks like he must be a tourney
gladiator, doesn't it?
BASE ON BULLS (73-3101) (31-11-4,185) of THE BULLS fought EVALON ELKHORN (50-
3553) (33-38-3,151) of DRUID'S GROVE. BASE ON BULLS narrowly defeated EVALON ELKHORN
in a 3 minute gruesome duel. They say being gored by a bull is unpleasant, I can
well believe that!
BEERVAHNA (60-4292) (38-34-3,201) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH fought THE BLACKSMITH
(106-22) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. BEERVAHNA demolished THE BLACKSMITH in
an exciting 2 minute gory uneven competition. Blacksmiths just can't seem to hold
their beer these days. They grip too hard and crush the cans.
MOSGIEL (14-3836) (46-31-2,210) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS fought SITS ON HIS DUFF
(73-1810) (44-25-4,195) of THINGS GEORGE DOES. MOSGIEL overpowered SITS ON HIS DUFF
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. Too bad for George, because sitting on
his duff sounds like an excellent plan.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE (59-2323) (34-24-1,191) of HANGOVERS fought IMPRISONED SPY (106-
9) (0-0-0,170) of the College of Mimes. SLIPPERY NIPPLE demolished IMPRISONED SPY in
a 1 minute one-sided duel. Ah... no doubt. The imagination boggles.
VIKING RAIDER (54-2885) (23-8-1,190) of SPARF! fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL (106-
28) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. VIKING RAIDER overpowered ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL in a 1 minute one-sided match. Arenamasters just aren't what they used to
be. Or maybe we have a defective model.
MONKEY BUSINESS (25-4040) (35-18-1,200) of PRIMATES-R-US fought THE BLACKSMITH
(106-22) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. MONKEY BUSINESS savagely defeated THE
BLACKSMITH in an exciting 2 minute struggle. That's another thing about blacksmiths,
besides gripping their beer cans too hard, they aren't nimble witted. The average
monkey can fox them completely.
NUMBSKULL (52-2948) (16-5-2,198) of OTTO'S PARTS fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-22)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. NUMBSKULL was unbelievably bested by THE
BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute fight. And then, after a while, the blacksmiths get angry
at spy reporters who speak slightingly of them, and the NEXT gladiator to cross their
path gets... smithed.
ROTTEN LIVER (52-2902) (37-17-1,205) of OTTO'S PARTS fought BLUE VELVET (11-
6248) (33-12-0,206) of COLORIFIC. ROTTEN LIVER overpowered BLUE VELVET in an
exciting 2 minute bloody uneven bout. Odd, I had the impression it was the other way
around.
CUBA (26-3917) (33-13-0,190) of HERE TO PHOENIX fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-29)
(0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. CUBA was assassinated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2
minute one-sided fight. Cuba, what were you THINKING to let this happen to yourself?
TAOS (26-4042) (27-17-1,196) of HERE TO PHOENIX fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-29)
(0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. TAOS overcame CRYSALIS GUARD in an exciting 4
minute brutal fight. Instant revenge?
CLEVER (50-2192) (52-31-2,183) of RANDOM BLADES fought GENERAL PUBLIC (31-3112)
(25-23-1,176) of MILITARY MAYHEM. CLEVER was defeated by GENERAL PUBLIC in a 2
minute duel. This is often the way things go. Frustrating.
GHOST DANCER (28-3365) (49-40-0,185) of DODGE BULLETS fought BODDINGTON'S (21-
5035) (26-15-0,204) of REAL BEER. GHOST DANCER was overcome by BODDINGTON'S in an
exciting 2 minute gory duel. Another who can't handle a REAL beer?
BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (37-23-2,185) of ROYAL FLUSH fought LOOGIE CLAP
(82-46049) (37-31-2,183) of TONGUE N CHEEK. BLACK JACK SHELACK was handily defeated
by LOOGIE CLAP in a 6 minute uneven bout. A shellacking for Jack, but... how can it
be "uneven" if it takes six minutes to reach a conclusion?
BURGER KING (47-4152) (41-34-3,196) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
(106-28) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. BURGER KING was beaten by ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL in a 2 minute duel. Ooooh! Sandoval doesn't like being slighted, either!
STEVE MCQUEEN (47-3908) (58-45-1,194) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
(106-28) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. STEVE MCQUEEN was savagely defeated by
ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 6 minute bout. In fact, Arenamaster Sandoval is ANGRY.
Impressive.
ACE METRIC (47-3554) (28-20-0,203) of ROYAL FLUSH fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-
26) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. ACE METRIC was vanquished by RIRORNI
CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided match. Well, you know, those Rirorni just don't
"get" the metric system.
DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (98-50-3,206) of ROYAL FLUSH fought VERMICIOUS KNID (106-
30) (0-0-0,240) of the College of Mimes. DAIRY QUEEN devastated VERMICIOUS KNID in a
popular 3 minute gory one-sided bout. I should hope so! We don't want that Knid
sniffing around the ice cream.
YOUNG JOAN (28-3534) (41-56-1,195) of DODGE BULLETS fought BULL DURHAM (5-4324)
(36-20-1,201) of PARTY ANIMALS. YOUNG JOAN was handily defeated by BULL DURHAM in a
2 minute uneven duel. More people gored by bulls. It's bad out there.
FIGHTER ACE (47-1189) (76-51-6,190) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ORANGE CRUSH (48-3809)
(23-12-1,199) of COLORIFIC. FIGHTER ACE was overpowered by ORANGE CRUSH in an
exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight. Does that mean what we've actually got here is
a Fighter Deuce?
TUNDRA (45-4280) (35-25-1,191) of ARCTIC WASTES fought MOSQUITO (5-5011) (23-13-
1,161) of BLOOD SUCKERS. TUNDRA was overpowered by MOSQUITO in a 2 minute bloody
mismatched conflict. I hear they get really big up there.
PHILLIP THE BIRD (40-3708) (20-17-1,187) of CRUEL PET NAMES fought GODSMACK (82-
48417) (27-18-0,194) of TONGUE N CHEEK. PHILLIP THE BIRD beat GODSMACK in an
exciting 2 minute bout. Somehow this seems... appropriate.
UZI (44-1701) (33-32-1,206) of BLOWN AWAY fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-26) (0-0-
0,200) of the College of Mimes. UZI was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute
one-sided bout. And it seems to be Uzi who was blown away.
TRASH CAN (50-3403) (21-3-4,265) of OPEN SESAME fought MAD CAT (7-2965) (72-52-
6,203) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS. TRASH CAN was bested by MAD CAT in a 2 minute bloody
brawl. Probably in an alley.
WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (53-20-1,243) of FLOWER GIRLS fought HUNZICKER BOWL
(23-4182) (44-24-2,203) of SKI TAOS. WHACKING WILLOW devastated HUNZICKER BOWL in an
exciting 1 minute uneven duel. It's the chile. Willow's hot for chile, and Taos has
it.
JIVE (25-624) (106-67-1,227) of CRYPTICS fought HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (36-20-0,211)
of SENTINELS. JIVE defeated HUNTSMAN in a popular 1 minute duel. And yet, this was
not called "uneven." Interesting.
RUBBER KNIFE (54-2038) (62-44-1,211) of USELESS TOOLS fought BLACK FLAG (82-
46046) (49-37-4,215) of TONGUE N CHEEK. RUBBER KNIFE was demolished by BLACK FLAG in
a 5 minute one-sided brawl. But could a Rubber Duck have handled it better?
RUBBER KNIFE (57-2546) (36-8-2,254) of USELESS TOOLS fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER
(106-23) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. RUBBER KNIFE bested VILLAINOUS
INFORMER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal conflict. Oops! Two of the suckers.
And this one is obviously a better grade of rubber.
LONDON QUIREBOY (59-2513) (34-15-1,236) of CHAPEL ROCK fought CLOTTO (106-25)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. LONDON QUIREBOY was handily defeated by CLOTTO
in an exciting 2 minute one-sided bout. Some people can't stand singing. At all.
Doesn't matter if he's in tune or not.
AVONSIDE (13-3927) (51-61-1,223) of KIWI CONNECTION fought DARK TOWER (11-1702)
(88-55-0,188) of KING'S COURT. AVONSIDE vanquished DARK TOWER in a popular 2 minute
brutal one-sided duel. Bit of a puzzler to comment on this one, unless... no, that
won't work. Well, um, good fight!
CRUMBSNATCHER (72-1842) (58-34-1,222) of ONE GOOD DUDE fought F.O.A.D. (73-442)
(34-15-2,191) of ALPHABET SOUP. CRUMBSNATCHER won victory over F.O.A.D. in a 2
minute fight. Sounds almost tasty.
The challenges:
ACE FREHLEY (47-3669) (13-9-0,81) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged QUEEN (82-33307)
(14-7-0,100) of DARK TOADS 05Q. Up 19. ACE FREHLEY was vanquished by QUEEN in a 2
minute uneven Challenge duel. Ah, that Queen of Toads! You need to watch OUT for
her, she's probably venomous.
STINGRAY (30-2264) (34-35-0,161) of STEEL BLADES challenged ROXANNE DE'MORRE
(50-3449) (49-50-0,189) of DRUID'S GROVE. Up 28. STINGRAY was defeated by ROXANNE
DE'MORRE in a 2 minute Challenge melee. The result is no surprise, but I hope the
skills were good.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (29-4-1,192) of VIKINGS challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-
3520) (29-26-0,194) of WITLESS WONDERS. Up 2. HAGAR BLUETOOTH bested TAMMY FAYE in
a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody Challenge match. But Tammy didn't seem to really
MIND....
WYNETT (30-2340) (47-43-2,189) of STEEL BLADES challenged SODOM (31-4368) (36-
23-1,222) of DARQUE FORCES. Up 33. WYNETT was demolished by SODOM in a 2 minute
mismatched Challenge competition. Quite embarrassing, really. Where's a pillar of
salt when you'd welcome one?
VIOLATOR (44-2122) (55-43-1,208) of DEMONIC FURY challenged EVE (72-4596) (27-
14-0,215) of DARQUE FORCES. Up 7. VIOLATOR was devastated by EVE in a popular 1
minute one-sided Challenge contest. I should hope so! There are limits, you know.
JAVELIN (82-33234) (22-7-0,250) of THE WEAPONS challenged DISCO QUEEN (47-1992)
(65-27-2,266) of ROYAL FLUSH. Up 16. JAVELIN was overcome by DISCO QUEEN in a
popular 4 minute gruesome Challenge match. Confused by the flashing lights, no
doubt.
ASHAR (30-1777) (56-46-3,238) of STEEL BLADES challenged MISS ZING (8-824) (70-
51-3,239) of LADIES IN WAITING. Up 1. ASHAR lost to MISS ZING in a 2 minute
Challenge battle. Some ladies don't wait.
For the title, not content to rest on his laurels (prickly things, laurels): DUTCH
TREAT (26-1841) (133-38-2,404) of WORLDWIDE GORE challenged HAZE (82-49272) (31-18-
0,244) of NORTHERN LIGHTS. Down 160. DUTCH TREAT bested HAZE in a crowd pleasing 4
minute Challenge Title fight. The real surprise is that Haze lasted that long.
Congratulations to both of you.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 134 38 2 419 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 66 27 2 282 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 54 20 1 264 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 37 8 2 257 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
MISS ZING 8-824 71 51 3 250 LADIES IN WAITING (444) ARKERS
AVONSIDE 13-3927 52 61 1 250 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS
JIVE 25-624 107 67 1 241 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
BLACK FLAG 82--19490 50 37 4 237 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842 59 34 1 236 ONE GOOD DUDE (396) DRAGONHEAD
SODOM 31-4368 37 23 1 234 DARQUE FORCES (908) CHIMLEVTAL
EVE 72-4596 28 14 0 232 DARQUE FORCES (1009) DRAGONHEAD
MOSGIEL 14-3836 47 31 2 230 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902 38 17 1 229 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809 24 12 1 221 COLORIFIC (815) CAER
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 99 50 3 219 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
MAD CAT 7-2965 73 52 6 218 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 27 15 0 213 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 37 20 1 211 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HAZE 82--16264 31 19 0 210 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1288) DWES EG
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 39 34 3 209 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
JAVELIN 82--32302 22 8 0 208 THE WEAPONS (1261) DWES EG
TAOS 26-4042 28 17 1 206 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 24 8 1 206 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 36 21 0 205 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487 38 31 2 204 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 21 17 1 204 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040 36 18 1 203 PRIMATES-R-US (963) LYRATILAN
-TABBY 82-29373 27 11 0 202 FELINES (1242) DWES EG
ASHAR 30-1777 56 47 3 201 STEEL BLADES (525) IAYE
-HARI-KARI 73-3049 48 9 0 201 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
-RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 46 20 0 201 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
TRASH CAN 50-3403 21 4 4 201 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-KING FORADAY 47-3762 65 53 4 200 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 44 25 2 200 SKI TAOS (860) TI
-FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 42 14 0 200 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 30 4 1 200 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
-THE REFEREE 45-1091 77 51 4 198 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 29 27 0 198 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 26 23 1 197 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 62 45 1 196 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 35 24 1 196 HANGOVERS (955) ILLIS
BLUE VELVET 11-6248 33 13 0 195 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY
STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 58 46 1 194 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
VIOLATOR 44-2122 55 44 1 194 DEMONIC FURY (454) KRILL
F.O.A.D. 73-442 34 16 2 194 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA
BURGER KING 47-4152 41 35 3 193 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 31 20 0 193 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
MOSQUITO 5-5011 24 13 1 192 BLOOD SUCKERS (1295) KALTOS
ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449 50 50 0 191 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 44 26 4 190 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812) ERINIKA
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 41 57 1 190 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
UZI 44-1701 33 33 1 190 BLOWN AWAY (398) KRILL
ACE METRIC 47-3554 28 21 0 190 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GHOST DANCER 28-3365 49 41 0 187 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 32 11 4 187 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
WYNETT 30-2340 47 44 2 186 STEEL BLADES (525) IAYE
GODSMACK 82--17119 27 19 0 186 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 76 52 6 185 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
NUMBSKULL 52-2948 16 6 2 185 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
-KARATIA 73-3624 39 20 1 183 KIWI CONNECTION (1232) ERINIKA
CUBA 26-3917 33 14 0 183 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
DARK TOWER 11-1702 88 56 0 182 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SCORPIUS 45-3752 44 28 0 180 KNIGHT BREED (1070) STORMCROWE
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 34 16 1 180 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 37 24 2 179 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243 15 2 0 177 500 BPM (1260) MAZGOURRAH
CLEVER 50-2192 52 32 2 176 RANDOM BLADES (550) SNOWBOUND
-BULL FROG 73-4547 32 16 0 171 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
TUNDRA 45-4280 35 26 1 169 ARCTIC WASTES (1256) STORMCROWE
STINGRAY 30-2264 34 36 0 163 STEEL BLADES (525) IAYE
EVALON ELKHORN 50-3553 33 39 3 161 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AMELIA 28-3417 43 30 1 150 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613 33 29 1 150 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 29 15 0 147 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
APPLE JACK 47-4011 37 30 4 138 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-CONFESSION 83-47 47 7 1 133 OLDIES (1312) TELORINTHE
CRIMSON MIST 8-5047 35 27 1 129 BLOOD RITES (1253) ARKERS
THE LION KING 47-6360 23 7 0 118 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
QUEEN 82--32229 15 7 0 108 DARK TOADS 05Q (1311) DWES EG
-GUSHAN 83-222 22 12 0 105 ZEITGEIST (1290) TELORINTHE
-GOBERT HINNY 50-3552 15 58 2 105 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND
-PARALDOXIA 83-112 20 22 0 103 ZEITGEIST (1290) TELORINTHE
GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530 28 54 1 102 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KENYA 4-6484 28 2 1 96 KIWI CONNECTION (1305) JHELUM
WATERLOO 75-3317 24 2 1 91 KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ANFERROUS 28-4508 26 11 1 89 STEEL AND SILK (1268) MORYA
-ZITHER 8-5153 29 1 0 88 Z GLADIATORZ (1128) ARKERS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CREDIT CARD 5-4052 22 13 0 83 BLOOD SUCKERS (1295) KALTOS
ACE FREHLEY 47-3669 13 10 0 78 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-NARYAK 81-1296 20 15 1 76 CLAN LONGBEARD (1274) SHADOWSPIRE
-ALLERDAE CHAN 54-3024 20 15 1 76 TRADERS OF TROCAR (1027) TROCAR
-GOLDEN TONGUE 11-7287 22 5 0 71 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY
-EXPERIENTIA 28-4483 20 17 0 71 STEEL AND SILK (1268) MORYA
-EARVLING KLASH 47-6547 19 10 2 70 FORCE OF WILL (1319) NORTH FORK
-TIMOR UNRED 39-3842 19 13 0 70 THE MIDDLE WAY (946) XOCHITHLAN
-SCARLET ROSE 28-4440 19 24 0 68 STEEL AND SILK (1268) MORYA
-MORGAR 16-5863 18 12 0 66 MAXIMUM RESULTS (420) WILLAF
-ETUGEN KHAN 7-6043 17 15 0 66 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
SUPER GROVER 50-3413 13 4 0 63 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
QUITA REMMING 83-294 17 18 0 59 MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309) TELORINTHE
ORRIE POLLAS 83-295 17 19 2 55 MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309) TELORINTHE
KARIN LO 83-292 15 21 0 55 MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309) TELORINTHE
-MRS. POTATOE HEAD 73-5723 16 6 0 54 DREW'S BOYS II (1321) ERINIKA
LILAS KEELER 73-5840 19 15 1 50 MIDDLE WAY 18 (1310) ERINIKA
-SURGICAL 28-4437 17 27 0 45 STEEL AND SILK (1268) MORYA
DOMJON 50-3554 28 44 3 42 DRUID'S GROVE (1041) SNOWBOUND
-VALERIAN 28-4732 16 9 1 40 STEEL AND SILK (1268) MORYA
QUEEN 75-3316 15 8 1 40 KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307) JADE MOUNTAIN
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
CUBA 26-3917 33 14 0 HERE TO PHOENIX 871 CRYSALIS GUARD 238
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Huh, well, Quita and I split on the Rats Of Unusual Size. Glad I was the one to win.
I dislike rats intensely. Ah, moderately intensely. -- Karin Lo
I dislike them more than Karin does. -- Quita Remming
Okay, I am ashamed of my performance against the Alastarian Deserter. So? -- Orrie
Pollas
Queen -- No, you are NOT a good queen, you toad! -- Lilas Keeler
Obrojobo -- One of these days SOON I'm going to retire and just spend my time making
smash in the back of the hanger, so I don't really care as much about winning the
fights, you know? Come test this new batch. I think the umbrellas may be a little
too... blue. -- Amelia
Hagar Bluetooth -- I call you to witness! I was not at any time attempting to summon
ghosts. Not once! -- Ghost Dancer
Anvil Ironfist -- I'm going to pretend there's nothing in the fact that the bruises I
got from you are shaped like horseshoes. -- Young Joan
13 July 11
Announcing!
The No-Tourney ADM arena will be opening for business on the
first of August of this year!
It will be ADM Arena #107, making use of that idle installation down at Lirin
Kiv. If the managers involved in this arena wish to rename it, suggestions will be
entertained through the months of August and September.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DUTCH TREAT bested HAZE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge Title fight.
ASHAR lost to MISS ZING in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
JAVELIN was overcome by DISCO QUEEN in a popular 4 minute gruesome Challenge match.
VIOLATOR was devastated by EVE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
WYNETT was demolished by SODOM in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH bested TAMMY FAYE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody Challenge match.
STINGRAY was defeated by ROXANNE DE'MORRE in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
ACE FREHLEY was vanquished by QUEEN in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CRUMBSNATCHER won victory over F.O.A.D. in a 2 minute fight.
AVONSIDE vanquished DARK TOWER in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
LONDON QUIREBOY was handily defeated by CLOTTO in a exciting 2 minute one-sided bout.
RUBBER KNIFE bested VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal conflict.
RUBBER KNIFE was demolished by BLACK FLAG in a 5 minute one-sided brawl.
JIVE defeated HUNTSMAN in a popular 1 minute duel.
WHACKING WILLOW devastated HUNZICKER BOWL in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
TRASH CAN was bested by MAD CAT in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
UZI was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PHILLIP THE BIRD beat GODSMACK in a exciting 2 minute bout.
TUNDRA was overpowered by MOSQUITO in a 2 minute bloody mismatched conflict.
FIGHTER ACE was overpowered by ORANGE CRUSH in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
YOUNG JOAN was handily defeated by BULL DURHAM in a 2 minute uneven duel.
DAIRY QUEEN devastated VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 3 minute gory one-sided bout.
ACE METRIC was vanquished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
STEVE MCQUEEN was savagely defeated by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 6 minute bout.
BURGER KING was beaten by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute duel.
BLACK JACK SHELACK was handily defeated by LOOGIE CLAP in a 6 minute uneven bout.
GHOST DANCER was overcome by BODDINGTON'S in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
CLEVER was defeated by GENERAL PUBLIC in a 2 minute duel.
TAOS overcame CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight.
CUBA was assassinated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
ROTTEN LIVER overpowered BLUE VELVET in a exciting 2 minute bloody uneven bout.
NUMBSKULL was unbelievably bested by THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute fight.
MONKEY BUSINESS savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
VIKING RAIDER overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE demolished IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MOSGIEL overpowered SITS ON HIS DUFF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
BEERVAHNA demolished THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven competition.
BASE ON BULLS narrowly defeated EVALON ELKHORN in a 3 minute gruesome duel.
GABBER KNIGHT devastated CRIMSON MIST in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
APPLE JACK was overcome by AMELIA in a 2 minute fight.
SCORPIUS bested A GROUNDSKEEPER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome match.
ADAM'S APPLE handily defeated ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KENYA was defeated by THE LION KING in a popular 4 minute battle.
GERRICK GRIMM vanquished KARIN LO in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
ORRIE POLLAS defeated DOMJON in a action packed 2 minute competition.
QUITA REMMING was demolished by WATERLOO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
QUEEN was overpowered by SUPER GROVER in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
LILAS KEELER was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 23 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|WALL OF STEEL 15 TOTAL PARRY 45 - 21 - 1 68 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 PARRY-LUNGE 29 - 15 - 0 66 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 LUNGING ATTACK 84 - 71 - 0 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 WALL OF STEEL 49 - 44 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 AIMED BLOW 29 - 41 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 24 - 34 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 37 - 1 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 25 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 22 - 0 35 |
Turn 238 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 12 3 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 6 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 9 - 6 AIMED BLOW 2 - 7 1 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 134 38 2 419 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
PARRY-STRIKE DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 66 27 2 282 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-LUNGE MISS ZING 8-824 71 51 3 250 LADIES IN WAITING (444)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JIVE 25-624 107 67 1 241 CRYPTICS (150)
WALL OF STEEL CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842 59 34 1 236 ONE GOOD DUDE (396)
LUNGING ATTACK SODOM 31-4368 37 23 1 234 DARQUE FORCES (908)
SLASHING ATTACK EVE 72-4596 28 14 0 232 DARQUE FORCES (1009)
BASHING ATTACK ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809 24 12 1 221 COLORIFIC (815)
STRIKING ATTACK TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 29 27 0 198 WITLESS WONDERS (1052)
AIMED BLOW STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 58 46 1 194 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
The overall popularity leader is MAD CAT 7-2965. The most popular warrior this turn
was BLACK FLAG 82--19490. The ten other most popular fighters were BLACK JACK
SHELACK 47-4850, HAZE 82--16264, JAVELIN 82--32302, DUTCH TREAT 26-1841, TAMMY FAYE
39-3520, RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546, STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908, LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487, TAOS
26-4042, and DISCO QUEEN 47-1992.
The least popular fighter this week was LILAS KEELER 73-5840. The other ten least
popular fighters were A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613, TUNDRA 45-4280, UZI 44-1701, QUEEN
75-3316, QUITA REMMING 83-294, KARIN LO 83-292, ACE METRIC 47-3554, STINGRAY 30-2264,
WYNETT 30-2340, and VIOLATOR 44-2122.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 CALEAM(26) 2 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 3 1 0
KALTOS(5) 2 0 0 MORYA(28) 1 2 0 TROCAR(54) 1 1 0
BONSUR(7) 1 1 0 IAYE(30) 0 3 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 1 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 1 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 2 0 ZENSU(40) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 0 0
DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 KRILL(44) 0 2 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 3 0
TOBIR(14) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 2 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 1 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 3 7 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 0 0
TI(23) 0 1 0 CAER(48) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 3 3 0
LYRATILAN(25) 2 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 3 4 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KENYA 4-6484 28 2 1 96 KIWI CONNECTION (1305) JHELUM
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 37 20 1 211 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
MAD CAT 7-2965 73 52 6 218 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
MISS ZING 8-824 71 51 3 250 LADIES IN WAITING (444) ARKERS
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 30 4 1 200 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
BLUE VELVET 11-6248 33 13 0 195 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY
AVONSIDE 13-3927 52 61 1 250 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS
MOSGIEL 14-3836 47 31 2 230 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 27 15 0 213 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 44 25 2 200 SKI TAOS (860) TI
JIVE 25-624 107 67 1 241 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 134 38 2 419 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 41 57 1 190 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
ASHAR 30-1777 56 47 3 201 STEEL BLADES (525) IAYE
SODOM 31-4368 37 23 1 234 DARQUE FORCES (908) CHIMLEVTAL
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 29 27 0 198 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 21 17 1 204 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
VIOLATOR 44-2122 55 44 1 194 DEMONIC FURY (454) KRILL
SCORPIUS 45-3752 44 28 0 180 KNIGHT BREED (1070) STORMCROWE
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 66 27 2 282 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809 24 12 1 221 COLORIFIC (815) CAER
TRASH CAN 50-3403 21 4 4 201 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 54 20 1 264 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 24 8 1 206 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 37 8 2 257 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 35 24 1 196 HANGOVERS (955) ILLIS
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 39 34 3 209 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842 59 34 1 236 ONE GOOD DUDE (396) DRAGONHEAD
F.O.A.D. 73-442 34 16 2 194 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA
WATERLOO 75-3317 24 2 1 91 KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307) JADE MOUNTAIN
GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243 15 2 0 177 500 BPM (1260) MAZGOURRAH
BLACK FLAG 82--19490 50 37 4 237 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG
QUITA REMMING 83-294 17 18 0 59 MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309) TELORINTHE
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective
immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.