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Date   : 09/06/2011    Duedate: 10/03/2011

CRYSALIS

DM-106    TURN-239

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-SPARF! 54/1139       2373 1133 32 67.7      FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                   
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       COLORIFIC 11/1050                     
    REAL BEER 21/859                            COLORIFIC 48/815                      
    PRIMATES-R-US 25/963                        OLDER BY FAR 40/1322                  
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                      3 STEEL BLADES 30/525   122  105  0 53.7
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         RANDOM BLADES 50/550                  
    CRYPTICS 25/150                             DEMONIC FURY 44/454                   
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                    4 KNIGHT BREED 45/1070  112  103  1 52.1
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       DARQUE FORCES 31/908                  
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                     DARQUE FORCES 72/1009                 
    BLOWN AWAY 44/398                         5 500 BPM 77/1260       769  773  7 49.9
    THE BULLS 73/255                            KIWI CONNECTION 4/1305                
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         ONE GOOD DUDE 72/396                  
    THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812                   INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214            
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           BLOOD SUCKERS 5/1295                  
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                        KIWI CONNECTIONS 75/1307              
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745                  KIWI CONNECTION 13/747                
    KING'S COURT 11/34                          OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808              
    SKI TAOS 23/860                             DREW'S BOYS II 73/1321                
    AVID FANS 45/199                          6 BLOOD RITES 8/1253    116  117  1 49.8
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                        ARCTIC WASTES 45/1256                 
    LADIES IN WAITING 8/444                     TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203                
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                          NORTHERN LIGHTS 82/1288               
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117                   7 VIKINGS 10/1208       138  153  1 47.4
    HANGOVERS 59/955                            DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240              
    USELESS TOOLS 57/1249                       SENTINELS 7/1202                      
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                       8 WITLESS WOND 39/1052  132  157  0 45.7
  2 FELINES 82/1242       391  197  1 66.5    9 DODGE BULLETS 28/867  481  841  5 36.4
    THE WEAPONS 82/1261                         MIDDLE WAY 21 83/1309                 
    DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311                      MIDDLE WAY 18 73/1310                 
    LAND OF OZ 47/28                         10 DRUID'S GROV 50/1041   61  130  2 31.9

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 339): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 336): WHITE BECT of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 334): SLATE G35 of NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble?)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 311): YUMALESCA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 306): KATIE of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 292): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 271): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 241): STINKY PETE of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 56): ACCORDION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 238): DUTCH TREAT of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 339): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 336): ISIS PTAH (?, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 334): NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 311): GOD OR GODDESS (Sir Blackguard, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 306): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 292): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 271): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 241): H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 56): SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She-Puppy, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 238): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 336): WHITE BECT of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
              (turn 335): SCARLET of D'HARAN EMPIRE (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 334): SLATE G35 of NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble?)
                   (turn 333): SNORTY MCSNORT of ALL NIGHT LONG (Destitute Noble?)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
                   (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 306): BASKET of LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
                                      KISS OF DEATH of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                                      KANA BALLISTIC of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                          (turn 305): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
                                      JUNEAU DAWNING of ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 291): GOBERT HINNY of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

     Things are running, so the commission has been asked to let us run again, no
changes to strats, no challenges, no avoids.  But our due date is Labor Day, so I'm
not willing to wager any wagers on if we will be here or not.  Means the throne is
available for an open challenge if anyone is willing to take me on.

Dutch Treat 
Worldwide Gore
Tower Guardian of Crysalis

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     The word has it that the hands are in high demand this week, and I suppose it
must be true, since this is a lot later than I expected to get them, and I'm not
going to have them long.  So, skimming through the spy report:

     Gerrick Grimm had the biggest point increase at 45.  Nikko had the biggest loss
at 36.  Same fight.
     Our Tower Guardian from last month was absent, throwing the title open for all.
See below on this one.
     Royal Flush was most avoided.  Darque Forces avoided them the most.
     Eve of Darque Forces got the most challenges.
     We had twenty-three fights, involving three standbys.  There were five
challenges, none of them tv.

     KARIN LO (83-292) (15-21-0,55) of MIDDLE WAY 21 fought DOMJON (50-3554) (28-44-
3,42) of DRUID'S GROVE.  KARIN LO devastated DOMJON in a popular 2 minute one-sided
bout.  A bit of a surprise, but a pleasant one for Karin.
     QUITA REMMING (83-294) (17-18-0,59) of MIDDLE WAY 21 fought QUEEN (75-3316) (15-
8-1,40) of KIWI CONNECTIONS.  QUITA REMMING was handily defeated by QUEEN in a 1
minute uneven duel.  No surprise at all for Quita.
     ORRIE POLLAS (83-295) (17-19-2,55) of MIDDLE WAY 21 fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING
(106-2) (0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes.  ORRIE POLLAS savagely defeated CAPTURED
PIRATE KING in an exciting 1 minute gory duel.  Yes, well, standbys, you know.  And a
lower ranked one, at that.
     KENYA (4-6484) (28-2-1,96) of KIWI CONNECTION fought LILAS KEELER (73-5840) (19-
15-1,50) of MIDDLE WAY 18.  KENYA overcame LILAS KEELER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
gory competition.  Not a surprise.
     AMELIA (28-3417) (43-30-1,150) of DODGE BULLETS fought WATERLOO (75-3317) (24-2-
1,91) of KIWI CONNECTIONS.  AMELIA beat WATERLOO in a popular 1 minute match.  What
is the handicapper THINKING with these mis-matches?
     CRIMSON MIST (8-5047) (35-27-1,129) of BLOOD RITES fought QUEEN (82-33307) (15-
7-0,108) of DARK TOADS 05Q.  CRIMSON MIST was savagely defeated by QUEEN in an
exciting 4 minute brutal bout.  I thought queens hired people for this kind of thing.

     CLEVER (50-2192) (52-32-2,176) of RANDOM BLADES fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-
0,181) of the College of Mimes.  CLEVER was devastated by CLOTTO in a 1 minute
mismatched brawl.  Right, what is there to say?  Sometimes cleverness is its own
worst enemy.
     TUNDRA (45-4280) (35-26-1,169) of ARCTIC WASTES fought EVALON ELKHORN (50-3553)
(33-39-3,161) of DRUID'S GROVE.  TUNDRA viciously subdued EVALON ELKHORN in a 2
minute brutal fray.  Good work.  Everyone knows that it isn't druids on the tundra,
it's shamans.
     NIKKO (47-6385) (21-5-1,153) of LAND OF OZ fought GERRICK GRIMM (50-3530) (28-
54-1,102) of DRUID'S GROVE.  NIKKO was overpowered by GERRICK GRIMM in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.  The fight resulting in the largest point
movements.
     YOUNG JOAN (28-3534) (41-57-1,190) of DODGE BULLETS fought SCORPIUS (45-3752)
(44-28-0,180) of KNIGHT BREED.  YOUNG JOAN beat SCORPIUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
conflict.  Huh, how'd that happen?
     VIOLATOR (44-2122) (55-44-1,194) of DEMONIC FURY fought GODSMACK (82-48417) (27-
19-0,186) of TONGUE N CHEEK.  VIOLATOR subdued GODSMACK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
match.  Sounds almost like it was... meant, doesn't it?
     HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (30-4-1,200) of VIKINGS fought GHOST DANCER (28-3365)
(49-41-0,187) of DODGE BULLETS.  HAGAR BLUETOOTH bested GHOST DANCER in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute conflict.  Did you bite him, Hagar?

     HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (36-21-0,205) of SENTINELS fought HAZE (82-49272) (31-19-
0,210) of NORTHERN LIGHTS.  HUNTSMAN was overpowered by HAZE in an exciting 1 minute
one-sided fight.  Makes for bad visibility on the hunt, haze does.
     SODOM (31-4368) (37-23-1,234) of DARQUE FORCES fought CRUMBSNATCHER (72-1842)
(59-34-1,236) of ONE GOOD DUDE.  SODOM was overpowered by CRUMBSNATCHER in a popular
1 minute uneven duel.  Sometimes the outcome of a fight is confusing, and this was
one of 'em.  Or it might be the glare off the window.
     ORANGE CRUSH (48-3809) (24-12-1,221) of COLORIFIC fought LOOGIE CLAP (82-46049)
(38-31-2,204) of TONGUE N CHEEK.  ORANGE CRUSH lost to LOOGIE CLAP in an action
packed 1 minute duel.  Too bad, I *like* Orange Crush.
     MAD CAT (7-2965) (73-52-6,218) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS fought TAMMY FAYE (39-
3520) (29-27-0,198) of WITLESS WONDERS.  MAD CAT overcame TAMMY FAYE in an action
packed 4 minute gruesome fight.  So, the Cat is mad but not witless?
     BLACK FLAG (82-46046) (50-37-4,237) of TONGUE N CHEEK fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-
0-0,220) of the College of Mimes.  BLACK FLAG devastated GOJIRO in a 2 minute
mismatched match.  And the last standby goes down with an "oof" of, ah, something or
other.

The challenges:
     STINGRAY (30-2264) (34-36-0,163) of STEEL BLADES challenged GABBER KNIGHT (77-
2243) (15-2-0,177) of 500 BPM.  Up 14.  STINGRAY was bested by GABBER KNIGHT in a
popular 2 minute Challenge duel.  Impressive.
     JAVELIN (82-33234) (22-8-0,208) of THE WEAPONS challenged MOSGIEL (14-3836) (47-
31-2,230) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS.  Up 22.  JAVELIN was overpowered by MOSGIEL in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Pshaw, Javeline.
     ASHAR (30-1777) (56-47-3,201) of STEEL BLADES challenged EVE (72-4596) (28-14-
0,232) of DARQUE FORCES.  Up 31.  ASHAR won victory over EVE in a crowd pleasing 1
minute Challenge brawl.  Eve was Most Challenged today.
     WYNETT (30-2340) (47-44-2,186) of STEEL BLADES challenged ROXANNE DE'MORRE (50-
3449) (50-50-0,191) of DRUID'S GROVE.  Up 5.  WYNETT savagely defeated ROXANNE
DE'MORRE in an exciting 12 minute Challenge melee.  Good work.
     BLUE VELVET (11-6248) (33-13-0,195) of COLORIFIC challenged AVONSIDE (13-3927)
(52-61-1,250) of KIWI CONNECTION.  Up 55.  BLUE VELVET was viciously subdued by
AVONSIDE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  No surprise here, that challenge was insane,
Blue.

For the title:
     WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (54-20-1,264) of FLOWER GIRLS fought MOSQUITO (5-5011)
(24-13-1,192) of BLOOD SUCKERS.  WHACKING WILLOW defeated MOSQUITO in an action
packed 6 minute Title match.  That is one whacked mosquito!  Congratulations, Willow.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     55  20  1  276  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        134  38  2  419  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
-DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         66  27  2  282  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 AVONSIDE 13-3927            53  61  1  267  KIWI CONNECTION (747)      DULLENS
-RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546        37   8  2  257  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842       60  34  1  254  ONE GOOD DUDE (396)        DRAGONHEAD
-MISS ZING 8-824             71  51  3  250  LADIES IN WAITING (444)    ARKERS
 BLACK FLAG 82--19490        51  37  4  248  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 MOSGIEL 14-3836             48  31  2  248  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
-JIVE 25-624                107  67  1  241  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
-ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902        38  17  1  229  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 HAZE 82--16264              32  19  0  229  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1288)     DWES EG
 MAD CAT 7-2965              74  52  6  224  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
-DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         99  50  3  219  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487       39  31  2  215  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 ASHAR 30-1777               57  47  3  214  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
-BODDINGTON'S 21-5035        27  15  0  213  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-BULL DURHAM 5-4324          37  20  1  211  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BEERVAHNA 60-4292           39  34  3  209  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     31   4  1  206  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
-TAOS 26-4042                28  17  1  206  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
-VIKING RAIDER 54-2885       24   8  1  206  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
-PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    21  17  1  204  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
-MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040     36  18  1  203  PRIMATES-R-US (963)        LYRATILAN
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          29  28  0  203  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 VIOLATOR 44-2122            56  44  1  202  DEMONIC FURY (454)         KRILL
-TABBY 82-29373              27  11  0  202  FELINES (1242)             DWES EG
-HARI-KARI 73-3049           48   9  0  201  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197    46  20  0  201  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 MOSQUITO 5-5011             24  14  1  201  BLOOD SUCKERS (1295)       KALTOS
-TRASH CAN 50-3403           21   4  4  201  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-KING FORADAY 47-3762        65  53  4  200  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      44  25  2  200  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534          42  57  1  200  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-THE REFEREE 45-1091         77  51  4  198  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 SODOM 31-4368               37  24  1  198  DARQUE FORCES (908)        CHIMLEVTAL
 EVE 72-4596                 28  15  0  198  DARQUE FORCES (1009)       DRAGONHEAD
 WYNETT 30-2340              48  44  2  197  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
-GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112      26  23  1  197  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809        24  13  1  197  COLORIFIC (815)            CAER
-RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038        62  45  1  196  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     35  24  1  196  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       58  46  1  194  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837             36  22  0  194  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-F.O.A.D. 73-442             34  16  2  194  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
 JAVELIN 82--32302           22   9  0  194  THE WEAPONS (1261)         DWES EG
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365        49  42  0  193  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-BURGER KING 47-4152         41  35  3  193  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       31  20  0  193  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 BLUE VELVET 11-6248         33  14  0  192  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
-SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810    44  26  4  190  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
-UZI 44-1701                 33  33  1  190  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
-ACE METRIC 47-3554          28  21  0  190  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449    50  51  0  187  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
-BASE ON BULLS 73-3101       32  11  4  187  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 GODSMACK 82--17119          27  20  0  187  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189         76  52  6  185  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-NUMBSKULL 52-2948           16   6  2  185  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-CUBA 26-3917                33  14  0  183  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
-DARK TOWER 11-1702          88  56  0  182  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243       16   2  0  181  500 BPM (1260)             MAZGOURRAH

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     34  16  1  180  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 SCORPIUS 45-3752            44  29  0  179  KNIGHT BREED (1070)        STORMCROWE
-BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850  37  24  2  179  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TUNDRA 45-4280              36  26  1  173  ARCTIC WASTES (1256)       STORMCROWE
-BULL FROG 73-4547           32  16  0  171  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 CLEVER 50-2192              52  33  2  167  RANDOM BLADES (550)        SNOWBOUND
 STINGRAY 30-2264            34  37  0  167  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
 EVALON ELKHORN 50-3553      33  40  3  162  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 AMELIA 28-3417              44  30  1  152  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613     33  29  1  150  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 GERRICK GRIMM 50-3530       29  54  1  147  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
-ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203        29  15  0  147  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-APPLE JACK 47-4011          37  30  4  138  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 QUEEN 82--32229             16   7  0  131  DARK TOADS 05Q (1311)      DWES EG
 CRIMSON MIST 8-5047         35  28  1  118  BLOOD RITES (1253)         ARKERS
-THE LION KING 47-6360       23   7  0  118  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 NIKKO 47-6385               21   6  1  117  LAND OF OZ (28)            NORTH FORK
-DOGMEAT 11-7262             31  12  0  105  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
-GOBERT HINNY 50-3552        15  58  2  105  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WATERLOO 75-3317            24   3  1  100  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 KENYA 4-6484                29   2  1   98  KIWI CONNECTION (1305)     JHELUM

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ACE FREHLEY 47-3669         13  10  0   78  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SCARLET 28-4603             20  16  1   77  D'HARAN EMPIRE (1323)      MORYA
-ALLERDAE CHAN 54-3024       20  15  1   76  TRADERS OF TROCAR (1027)   TROCAR
-TIMOR UNRED 39-3842         19  13  0   70  THE MIDDLE WAY (946)       XOCHITHLAN
-ETUGEN KHAN 7-6043          17  15  0   66  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 KARIN LO 83-292             16  21  0   65  MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309)       TELORINTHE
 LILAS KEELER 73-5840        19  16  1   64  MIDDLE WAY 18 (1310)       ERINIKA
-SUPER GROVER 50-3413        13   4  0   63  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 QUEEN 75-3316               16   8  1   61  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 ORRIE POLLAS 83-295         18  19  2   57  MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309)       TELORINTHE
-HEARING AID 40-4353         17   4  2   57  OLDER BY FAR (1322)        ZENSU
-MRS. POTATOE HEAD 73-5723   16   6  0   54  DREW'S BOYS II (1321)      ERINIKA
 QUITA REMMING 83-294        17  19  0   41  MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309)       TELORINTHE
 DOMJON 50-3554              28  45  3   35  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Okay, okay, Dutch Treat.  Since you sorta officially listed the challenge in your DM
Column, here I come.  (wink)  I WANT your body! -- Whacking Willow

Crysallis -- Led by Crip, wins the ADM Arena face-off!  Our prediction, Gooooooooooo,
Crip! -- The Consortium Elders

Sorry, I'm running really short of time today.  (What else is new?  But even shorter
today.)  So no personals from me.  I'll try to do better next time, but no promises,
the new definition of "normal" is a lot busier than the old one.  Or else I'm slowing
down... nah, it couldn't be that! -- Jorja

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLUE VELVET was viciously subdued by AVONSIDE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
WYNETT savagely defeated ROXANNE DE'MORRE in a exciting 12 minute Challenge melee.
ASHAR won victory over EVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
JAVELIN was overpowered by MOSGIEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
STINGRAY was bested by GABBER KNIGHT in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
BLACK FLAG devastated GOJIRO in a 2 minute mismatched match.
MAD CAT overcame TAMMY FAYE in a action packed 4 minute gruesome fight.
ORANGE CRUSH lost to LOOGIE CLAP in a action packed 1 minute duel.
SODOM was overpowered by CRUMBSNATCHER in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
WHACKING WILLOW defeated MOSQUITO in a action packed 6 minute Title match.
HUNTSMAN was overpowered by HAZE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH bested GHOST DANCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
VIOLATOR subdued GODSMACK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
YOUNG JOAN beat SCORPIUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
NIKKO was overpowered by GERRICK GRIMM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
TUNDRA viciously subdued EVALON ELKHORN in a 2 minute brutal fray.
CLEVER was devastated by CLOTTO in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
CRIMSON MIST was savagely defeated by QUEEN in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
AMELIA beat WATERLOO in a popular 1 minute match.
KENYA overcame LILAS KEELER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory competition.
ORRIE POLLAS savagely defeated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a exciting 1 minute gory duel.
QUITA REMMING was handily defeated by QUEEN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KARIN LO devastated DOMJON in a popular 2 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         TOTAL PARRY       44 -  18 -  1      71  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-LUNGE       27 -  14 -  0      66  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    78 -  66 -  0      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     48 -  43 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  35 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  33 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        26 -  41 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  24 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  21 -  0      36  |

Turn 239 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167    55  20  1  276 FLOWER GIRLS (265)
PARRY-LUNGE      AVONSIDE 13-3927           53  61  1  267 KIWI CONNECTION (747)
WALL OF STEEL    CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842      60  34  1  254 ONE GOOD DUDE (396)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOSGIEL 14-3836            48  31  2  248 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)
BASHING ATTACK   MAD CAT 7-2965             74  52  6  224 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
SLASHING ATTACK  ASHAR 30-1777              57  47  3  214 STEEL BLADES (525)
STRIKING ATTACK  TAMMY FAYE 39-3520         29  28  0  203 WITLESS WONDERS (1052)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    YOUNG JOAN 28-3534         42  57  1  200 DODGE BULLETS (867)
AIMED BLOW       SCORPIUS 45-3752           44  29  0  179 KNIGHT BREED (1070)

The overall popularity leader is MAD CAT 7-2965.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was WYNETT 30-2340.  The ten other most popular fighters were TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, 
MOSQUITO 5-5011, QUEEN 82--32229, AVONSIDE 13-3927, ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449, CRIMSON 
MIST 8-5047, KARIN LO 83-292, GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243, WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167, and 
ORRIE POLLAS 83-295.

The least popular fighter this week was QUITA REMMING 83-294.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LILAS KEELER 73-5840, CLEVER 50-2192, JAVELIN 82--32302, EVE 
72-4596, DOMJON 50-3554, NIKKO 47-6385, YOUNG JOAN 28-3534, HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850, 
LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487, and ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  MORYA(28)            2  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  4 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  IAYE(30)             2  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  KRILL(44)            1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          4  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  CAER(48)             0  1 0  TELORINTHE(83)       2  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KENYA 4-6484                29   2  1   98  KIWI CONNECTION (1305)     JHELUM
 MOSQUITO 5-5011             24  14  1  201  BLOOD SUCKERS (1295)       KALTOS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAD CAT 7-2965              74  52  6  224  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 CRIMSON MIST 8-5047         35  28  1  118  BLOOD RITES (1253)         ARKERS
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     31   4  1  206  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 BLUE VELVET 11-6248         33  14  0  192  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
 AVONSIDE 13-3927            53  61  1  267  KIWI CONNECTION (747)      DULLENS
 MOSGIEL 14-3836             48  31  2  248  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534          42  57  1  200  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 ASHAR 30-1777               57  47  3  214  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
 SODOM 31-4368               37  24  1  198  DARQUE FORCES (908)        CHIMLEVTAL
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          29  28  0  203  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 VIOLATOR 44-2122            56  44  1  202  DEMONIC FURY (454)         KRILL
 SCORPIUS 45-3752            44  29  0  179  KNIGHT BREED (1070)        STORMCROWE
 NIKKO 47-6385               21   6  1  117  LAND OF OZ (28)            NORTH FORK
 ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809        24  13  1  197  COLORIFIC (815)            CAER
 ROXANNE DE'MORRE 50-3449    50  51  0  187  DRUID'S GROVE (1041)       SNOWBOUND
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     55  20  1  276  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 CRUMBSNATCHER 72-1842       60  34  1  254  ONE GOOD DUDE (396)        DRAGONHEAD
 LILAS KEELER 73-5840        19  16  1   64  MIDDLE WAY 18 (1310)       ERINIKA
 WATERLOO 75-3317            24   3  1  100  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243       16   2  0  181  500 BPM (1260)             MAZGOURRAH
 BLACK FLAG 82--19490        51  37  4  248  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 KARIN LO 83-292             16  21  0   65  MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309)       TELORINTHE