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Date   : 02/21/2012    Duedate: 03/19/2012

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 245

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 TALL TALES 59/1335     3    0   0  100      DARQUE FORCES VIII 73/1043
  2 SPARF! 54/1139      2482 1193  32 67.5    6-DEMONIC FURY 44/454  129  118   0 52.2
    CRYPTICS 25/150                             STEEL BLADES 30/525
    SKI TAOS 23/860                             RANDOM BLADES 50/550
    AVID FANS 45/199                          7 500 BPM 77/1260      793  792   8 50.0
    HANGOVERS 59/955                            BLOOD SUCKERS 5/1295
    REAL BEER 21/859                            DREW'S BOYS II 73/1321
    THE BULLS 73/255                            KIWI CONNECTION 4/1305
    BLOWN AWAY 44/398                           KIWI CONNECTION 13/747
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           KIWI CONNECTION 73/1232
    KING'S COURT 11/34                          KIWI CONNECTIONS 75/1307
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                          OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                         INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                       8 VIKINGS 10/1208      151  163   2 48.1
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         SENTINELS 7/1202
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                        HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282
    PRIMATES-R-US 25/963                        NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                        DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                      9 BLOOD RITES 8/1253   129  144   1 47.3
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       FULL SPECTRUM 1/1332
    USELESS TOOLS 57/1249                       ARCTIC WASTES 45/1256
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                      NORTHERN LIGHTS 82/1288
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                  10 WITLESS WON 39/1052  132  163   0 44.7
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117                  11 X-MEN 34/3            62  104   0 37.3
    LADIES IN WAITING 8/444                     DOGS OF WAR 71/418
    THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812                   PHANTACITY 28/1252
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745                  OLLIS HEROES 83/1302
  3 OLDIES 83/1312       404  205   1 66.3      BIG BAD BRAWLERS 71/459
    COLOR TUNES 82/1235                      12 DODGE BULLET 28/867  499  886   5 36.0
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                         MIDDLE WAY 8 52/1271
    THE WEAPONS 82/1261                         MIDDLE WAY 9 72/1325
    DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311                      MIDDLE WAY 18 73/1310
  4 ORCISH IDIOM 8/1266  105   82   1 56.1      MIDDLE WAY 21 83/1309
  5 DARQUE FORCE 31/908  114  104   1 52.3      CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
    KNIGHT BREED 45/1070                     13 H8 2 TXT 73/1339       0    1   0  0.0

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 345): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 342): TAXES of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 340): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 295): IPSWICH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 317): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 312): GIZMO of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 298): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 277): QIONG YING of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 270): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 246): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 247): KK of H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 62): VODI of OLLIS HEROES (Omega, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 244): AVONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 345): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 342): DREW'S BOYS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 340): MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 295): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 317): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 312): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 298): THE MYRMIDONS (Sigurd Fafnisbane, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 277): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 270): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 246): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 247): H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 62): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 244): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgrs.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 345): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 340): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 294): THE FALLEN ONE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 312): PATRY TRAP of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                   (turn 311): EUREKA PRIDE of ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord)
                               KATIE of ALL STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
                               AGARIC of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 297): BULLDOG of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): RENDOR QUIL of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 291): 451 DEGREES of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 670): LORD FOUL of BLOODGUARD (Sigird Fafnisbane, mgr.)
              (turn 269): HARVEY of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
                          FAIRYFIRE of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 246): BBIAB of H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, a spy report.  Debby Tonte did the notes, but then she had to hurry off to
some sunny beach where there are drinks with umbrellas in them.  Some people have all
the luck.
     Thelonius had the biggest point gain at seventy points.  That is a big one.
     Glacier had the biggest loss at twenty points.  Probably because she didn't
spell her name according to the "i before e except after c" rule.
     Steel Blades were most avoided (bronze preferred?), by Royal Flush.
     Karatia got the most challenges.
     We had fifty fights, fourteen standbys, and fifteen challenges.  Proof, if any
should be needed, that we do everything better than the regionals.  Can all of them
together show fifty fights?  I'll be moving fast and leaving a lot of fights without
comments, because there are fifty of them.  Too many to itemize and personalize.
Sorry, but I wouldn't have it any other way, really.  Let the regionals hide their
faces in shame!

     SKI MASK (58-5869) (52-94-1,66) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER
(106-1) (0-0-0,30) of the Same Old Standbys.  SKI MASK handily defeated ALASTARIAN
DESERTER in an exciting 1 minute mismatched match.  Standbys 0-1.
     ROMOR SAITH (72-6398) (18-18-2,42) of MIDDLE WAY 9 fought UNCLE FESTER (59-2768)
(17-8-0,80) of TALL TALES.  ROMOR SAITH was demolished by UNCLE FESTER in a 1 minute
one-sided fight.
     LILAS KEELER (73-5840) (19-21-1,35) of MIDDLE WAY 18 fought MRS. POTATOE HEAD
(73-5723) (16-6-0,54) of DREW'S BOYS II.  LILAS KEELER was handily defeated by MRS.
POTATOE HEAD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.  I think Mrs. should consider getting a
hat.
     BBIAB (73-5925) (16-6-1,55) of H8 2 TXT fought SECI (28-4464) (22-20-3,71) of
PHANTACITY.  BBIAB was vanquished by SECI in a 1 minute one-sided match.
     WASNIS (83-224) (23-17-0,70) of OLLIS HEROES fought BLACK (1-8252) (19-7-0,77)
of FULL SPECTRUM.  WASNIS was overcome by BLACK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.

     KARIN LO (83-292) (17-25-0,60) of MIDDLE WAY 21 fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING
(106-2) (0-0-0,30) of the Same Old Standbys.  KARIN LO vanquished CAPTURED PIRATE
KING in a 1 minute one-sided bout.  Standbys 0-2.
     ORRIE POLLAS (83-295) (22-20-2,85) of MIDDLE WAY 21 fought R.O.U.S. (106-4) (0-
0-0,50) of the Same Old Standbys.  ORRIE POLLAS subdued R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute fight.
Standbys 0-3.
     QUEEN (75-3316) (20-8-1,94) of KIWI CONNECTIONS fought BUZZ (83-155) (14-8-0,45)
of OLLIS HEROES.  QUEEN demolished BUZZ in a 1 minute one-sided match.
     GLACIER (58-5887) (30-36-0,93) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought ROCK GLAS HUT FUN (8-
4851) (21-16-3,70) of ORCISH IDIOMS.  GLACIER was handily defeated by ROCK GLAS HUT
FUN in a 1 minute mismatched melee.  Watch that Glacier drop in the ranks!
     GURU GNU (38-4784) (15-5-0,91) of HILLTOP GURUS fought QUITA REMMING (83-294)
(18-23-0,52) of MIDDLE WAY 21.  GURU GNU handily defeated QUITA REMMING in an
exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.

     OPASAN (28-4381) (24-20-1,100) of PHANTACITY fought TORANS ULRIK (72-6399) (15-
21-0,60) of MIDDLE WAY 9.  OPASAN demolished TORANS ULRIK in a 1 minute uneven
conflict.
     KENYA (4-6484) (30-5-1,115) of KIWI CONNECTION fought TEALIN SALI (52-3496) (27-
18-0,91) of MIDDLE WAY 8.  KENYA savagely slew TEALIN SALI in an action packed 2
minute bloody duel.  That's real savagery.
     WATERLOO (75-3317) (25-6-1,118) of KIWI CONNECTIONS fought PIXIE BLIGHT (73-
4427) (25-25-0,132) of DARQUE FORCES VIII.  WATERLOO was vanquished by PIXIE BLIGHT
in a 1 minute one-sided match.
     NUMBSKULL (52-2948) (16-8-2,176) of OTTO'S PARTS fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
(106-28) (0-0-0,200) of the Same Old Standbys.  NUMBSKULL was subdued by ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL in a 2 minute competition.  Standbys 1-3.
     GHOST DANCER (28-3365) (50-46-0,164) of DODGE BULLETS fought CONFESSION (83-47)
(47-7-1,133) of OLDIES.  GHOST DANCER savagely defeated CONFESSION in a popular 3
minute bloody duel.  Definitely, Jorja's non-Ducks have got to resume writing
personals.  They have things to talk about!

     BULL FROG (73-4547) (34-17-0,183) of THE BULLS fought SCORPIUS (45-3752) (44-29-
0,179) of KNIGHT BREED.  BULL FROG was handily defeated by SCORPIUS in a popular 2
minute uneven match.
     BASE ON BULLS (73-3101) (34-12-4,190) of THE BULLS fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24)
(0-0-0,181) of the Same Old Standbys.  BASE ON BULLS was viciously subdued by RIRORNI
COOK in an exciting 2 minute fight.  Standbys 2-3.
     LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (33-21-0,201) of CONSORTIUM CRAP fought TAMMY FAYE (39-
3520) (29-33-0,162) of WITLESS WONDERS.  LAND OF FLUSH demolished TAMMY FAYE in a 1
minute one-sided struggle.
     BODDINGTON'S (21-5035) (29-16-0,191) of REAL BEER fought VERMICIOUS KNID (106-
30) (0-0-0,240) of the Same Old Standbys.  BODDINGTON'S was narrowly defeated by
VERMICIOUS KNID in an exciting 3 minute struggle.  Standbys 3-3.  What is this, the
Day of the Victorious Standbys?

31) LONDON QUIREBOY (59-2513) (36-17-1,185) of CHAPEL ROCK fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-
0-0,200) of the Same Old Standbys.  LONDON QUIREBOY slimly won victory over TELGOR in
a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.  Standbys 3-4.  Okay, maybe not.

     TAOS (26-4042) (30-18-1,207) of HERE TO PHOENIX fought VERMICIOUS KNID (106-30)
(0-0-0,240) of the Same Old Standbys.  TAOS was defeated by VERMICIOUS KNID in an
exciting 3 minute gory bout.  Standbys 4-4.  But then again....
     ADAM'S APPLE (52-3203) (33-15-0,201) of OTTO'S PARTS fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-
0-0,200) of the Same Old Standbys.  ADAM'S APPLE was defeated by TELGOR in an
exciting 2 minute gory match.  Standbys 5-4.
     AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (25-16-0,195) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CRIMSON MIST (8-
5047) (37-31-1,156) of BLOOD RITES.  AFRICAN QUEEN overpowered CRIMSON MIST in a 1
minute uneven duel.
     UZI (44-1701) (35-34-1,181) of BLOWN AWAY fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-22) (0-0-
0,181) of the Same Old Standbys.  UZI viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in an exciting
2 minute gory duel.  Standbys 5-5.
     THE REFEREE (45-1091) (79-52-4,202) of AVID FANS fought MOSQUITO (5-5011) (25-
17-1,197) of BLOOD SUCKERS.  THE REFEREE vanquished MOSQUITO in an action packed 1
minute brutal one-sided fray.

     FIGHTER ACE (47-1189) (78-53-6,194) of ROYAL FLUSH fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER
(106-23) (0-0-0,181) of the Same Old Standbys.  FIGHTER ACE subdued VILLAINOUS
INFORMER in an exciting 3 minute melee.  Standbys 5-6.
     TUNDRA (45-4280) (37-30-1,198) of ARCTIC WASTES fought ACE METRIC (47-3554) (30-
22-0,205) of ROYAL FLUSH.  TUNDRA was savagely defeated by ACE METRIC in a popular 4
minute gory duel.
     A GROUNDSKEEPER (45-1613) (35-30-1,183) of AVID FANS fought IMPRISONED SPY (106-
9) (0-0-0,170) of the Same Old Standbys.  A GROUNDSKEEPER luckily beat IMPRISONED SPY
in an action packed 2 minute brutal fight.  Standbys 5-7.
     BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (41-20-1,258) of PARTY ANIMALS fought HUNTSMAN (7-5837)
(38-23-0,195) of SENTINELS.  BULL DURHAM was devastated by HUNTSMAN in a 1 minute
one-sided bout.
     MAD CAT (7-2965) (75-52-6,235) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS fought ROTTEN LIVER (52-
2902) (40-18-1,209) of OTTO'S PARTS.  MAD CAT beat ROTTEN LIVER in an action packed 3
minute gruesome fray.  Mad cats will eat anything.  That's why they're mad.

     GENERAL PUBLIC (31-3112) (30-23-1,223) of MILITARY MAYHEM fought SODOM (31-4368)
(37-24-1,198) of DARQUE FORCES.  GENERAL PUBLIC narrowly defeated SODOM in an action
packed 3 minute brutal fight.  Must've been the Great Silent Majority.
     RUBBER KNIFE (54-2038) (66-45-1,223) of USELESS TOOLS fought RIRORNI COOK (106-
24) (0-0-0,181) of the Same Old Standbys.  RUBBER KNIFE was savagely defeated by
RIRORNI COOK in a 3 minute conflict.  Standbys 6-7.
     CUBA (26-3917) (35-15-0,212) of HERE TO PHOENIX fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-29)
(0-0-0,200) of the Same Old Standbys.  CUBA was narrowly defeated by CRYSALIS GUARD
in an exciting 4 minute bout.  Standbys 7-7.  They come out of this tied.  Looks like
we have a lot of people here who need to practice more.
     MONKEY DO (25-4152) (31-18-2,226) of PRIMATES-R-US fought BLACK FLAG (82-46046)
(53-40-4,238) of TONGUE N CHEEK.  MONKEY DO was overpowered by BLACK FLAG in a 1
minute one-sided bout.
     HARI-KARI (73-3049) (52-9-0,243) of WAY TO GO! II fought WHACKING WILLOW (52-
3167) (57-21-1,225) of FLOWER GIRLS.  HARI-KARI savagely defeated WHACKING WILLOW in
a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody brawl.

The challenges:
     ALPHONSO BLACK (7-6108) (18-5-1,71) of SENTINELS challenged PETER THE GREAT (71-
6230) (17-9-4,84) of DOGS OF WAR.  Up 13.  ALPHONSO BLACK overpowered PETER THE GREAT
in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.  So, does that make him Alphonso the
Greater?
     ACE FREHLEY (47-3669) (17-10-0,136) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged GODSMACK (82-
48417) (28-24-0,149) of TONGUE N CHEEK.  Up 13.  ACE FREHLEY handily defeated
GODSMACK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.  No respect.
     SUPER GROVER (50-3413) (17-4-0,138) of OPEN SESAME challenged AMELIA (28-3417)
(44-35-1,149) of DODGE BULLETS.  Up 11.  SUPER GROVER demolished AMELIA in a popular
1 minute mismatched Challenge match.  Amelia's going to lose that winning record if
she doesn't pull up her socks.
     CHUCK NORRIS (71-993) (22-18-1,180) of BIG BAD BRAWLERS challenged THE LION KING
(47-6360) (25-8-0,178) of ROYAL FLUSH.  Down 2.  CHUCK NORRIS was bested by THE LION
KING in a 2 minute bloody Challenge conflict.  Well, it's a lion, you know.  Not an
easy opponent.  Not a PUSSYCAT.
     DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (101-51-3,201) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged HAZE (82-49272)
(34-22-0,201) of NORTHERN LIGHTS.  Straight across.  DAIRY QUEEN subdued HAZE in a 2
minute Challenge match.  I figure a Dairy Queen wins any day.

     SLIPPERY NIPPLE (59-2323) (37-25-1,199) of HANGOVERS challenged QUEEN (82-33307)
(20-8-0,207) of DARK TOADS 05Q.  Up 8.  SLIPPERY NIPPLE savagely defeated QUEEN in a
popular 3 minute gory Challenge melee.  Ah... hangovers.  Some people collect them.
     BALLIOL BLACKMOON (81-614) (37-26-0,195) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged GABBER
KNIGHT (77-2243) (17-5-0,196) of 500 BPM.  Up 1.  BALLIOL BLACKMOON defeated GABBER
KNIGHT in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  I hadn't realized that Gabber is a dragon.
     DARK TOWER (11-1702) (90-57-0,209) of KING'S COURT challenged MOSGIEL (14-3836)
(51-32-2,224) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS.  Up 15.  DARK TOWER was viciously subdued by
MOSGIEL in a 3 minute Challenge fight.  And the tower falls.
     BALDASSARE (7-6003) (28-19-0,186) of SENTINELS challenged SERB SMASHER (71-1393)
(24-19-2,190) of DOGS OF WAR.  Up 4.  BALDASSARE was handily defeated by SERB SMASHER
in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.  Baldassare was smashed like a Serb, which has
to make a person wonder.
     TRASH CAN (50-3403) (21-6-4,195) of OPEN SESAME challenged YOUNG JOAN (28-3534)
(43-61-1,196) of DODGE BULLETS.  Up 1.  TRASH CAN savagely defeated YOUNG JOAN in a
crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge brawl.  Don't ask me why this pleased the crowd.  I
know, but I have more sense than to say it in public.  Joan may be second rate on the
sands, but get her in a alley, and she's a tiger.

     STEVE MCQUEEN (47-3908) (58-48-1,184) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged HAGAR BLUETOOTH
(10-5850) (32-7-1,190) of VIKINGS.  Up 6.  STEVE MCQUEEN viciously subdued HAGAR
BLUETOOTH in a popular 6 minute Challenge duel.  Popular because a long fight was
JUST the thing at this moment.  Lots of people wanted more beer, or a sausage in a
bun, or something of that sort.  This gave 'em a chance.
     KING FORADAY (47-3762) (67-54-4,196) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged LOOGIE CLAP (82-
46049) (40-35-2,198) of TONGUE N CHEEK.  Up 2.  KING FORADAY was savagely defeated by
LOOGIE CLAP in a 4 minute Challenge fight.  Which may signal hard times in the realm
of Foraday.
     F.O.A.D. (73-442) (36-17-2,199) of ALPHABET SOUP challenged THELONIUS (21-6631)
(33-24-1,201) of NOMADIC TRIBE.  Up 2.  F.O.A.D. was assassinated by THELONIUS in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge duel.  This death-- WAS it an assassination?--may explain
Thelonius's phenomenal point gain.  Or not.
     MISS ZING (8-824) (73-52-3,217) of LADIES IN WAITING challenged KARATIA (73-
3624) (42-20-1,251) of KIWI CONNECTION.  Up 34.  MISS ZING vanquished KARATIA in an
exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.  Karatia the Most Challenged, Miss Zing
the Most Determined.  Good work.

For the title:
     MONKEY BUSINESS (25-4040) (40-18-1,244) of PRIMATES-R-US challenged AVONSIDE
(13-3927) (56-62-1,301) of KIWI CONNECTION.  Up 57.  MONKEY BUSINESS devastated
AVONSIDE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.  Not the result we expected,
the bookies are annoyed, but it's the result we've got.  Congratulations to Monkey
Business.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040      41  18  1  254  PRIMATES-R-US (963)        LYRATILAN

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THELONIUS 21-6631            34  24  2  271  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 HARI-KARI 73-3049            53   9     269  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 BLACK FLAG 82-46046          54  40  4  255  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAD CAT 7-2965               76  52  6  254  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 MOSGIEL 14-3836              52  32  2  249  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
-JAVELIN 82-33234             25   9     247  THE WEAPONS (1261)         DWES EG
 MISS ZING 8-824              74  52  3  239  LADIES IN WAITING (444)    ARKERS
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112       31  23  1  237  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
-WYNETT 30-2340               50  46  2  220  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              39  23     220  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 THE REFEREE 45-1091          80  52  4  216  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 ACE METRIC 47-3554           31  22     216  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323      38  25  1  214  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         102  51  3  213  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 LOOGIE CLAP 82-46049         41  35  2  212  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167      57  22  1  209  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 HAZE 82-49272                34  23     209  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1288)     DWES EG
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908        59  48  1  208  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614     38  26     208  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SERB SMASHER 71-1393         25  19  2  205  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902         40  19  1  204  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 TRASH CAN 50-3403            22   6  4  204  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 SCORPIUS 45-3752             45  29     203  KNIGHT BREED (1070)        STORMCROWE
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373        34  21     203  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
-SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810     47  27  4  202  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
 DARK TOWER 11-1702           90  58     201  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      37  17  1  201  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
-ASHAR 30-1777                58  50  3  200  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
 QUEEN 82-33307               20   9     200  DARK TOADS 05Q (1311)      DWES EG
 FIGHTER ACE 47-1189          79  53  6  199  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 SODOM 31-4368                37  25  1  199  DARQUE FORCES (908)        CHIMLEVTAL
 TUNDRA 45-4280               37  31  1  199  ARCTIC WASTES (1256)       STORMCROWE
 CUBA 26-3917                 35  16     198  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 TAOS 26-4042                 30  19  1  198  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        26  16     198  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 KING FORADAY 47-3762         67  55  4  197  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         136  39  2  196  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 AVONSIDE 13-3927             56  63  1  196  KIWI CONNECTION (747)      DULLENS
 KARATIA 73-3624              42  21  1  196  KIWI CONNECTION (1232)     ERINIKA
-RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546         38  10  2  196  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203         33  16     196  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-VIKING RAIDER 54-2885        27   9  1  196  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534           43  62  1  195  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-BEERVAHNA 60-4292            40  36  3  195  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 MOSQUITO 5-5011              25  18  1  195  BLOOD SUCKERS (1295)       KALTOS
 MONKEY DO 25-4152            31  19  2  194  PRIMATES-R-US (963)        LYRATILAN
 GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243        17   6     194  500 BPM (1260)             MAZGOURRAH
-VIOLATOR 44-2122             57  47  1  192  DEMONIC FURY (454)         KRILL
 F.O.A.D. 73-442              36  18  2  192  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
-PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708     22  19  1  192  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324           41  21  1  191  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035         29  17     191  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-JIVE 25-624                 107  69  1  189  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 UZI 44-1701                  36  34  1  189  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038         66  46  1  188  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      32   8  1  188  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 THE LION KING 47-6360        26   8     187  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613      36  30  1  186  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
-BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850   38  26  2  185  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-WHIRLWIND 30-3437            31  24     185  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365         51  46     184  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-BURGER KING 47-4152          42  37  3  184  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DISCO QUEEN 47-1992          67  29  2  183  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BASE ON BULLS 73-3101        34  13  4  180  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 CHUCK NORRIS 71-993          22  19  1  180  BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459)     KYR'TERR
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            28  20     179  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948            16   9  2  178  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 BULL FROG 73-4547            34  18     175  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
-HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182       45  27  2  172  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           29  34     165  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 SUPER GROVER 50-3413         18   4     160  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 CRIMSON MIST 8-5047          37  32  1  159  BLOOD RITES (1253)         ARKERS
 ACE FREHLEY 47-3669          18  10     156  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 KENYA 4-6484                 31   5  2  153  KIWI CONNECTION (1305)     JHELUM

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CLEVER 50-2192               53  36  2  150  RANDOM BLADES (550)        SNOWBOUND
 PIXIE BLIGHT 73-4427         26  25     148  DARQUE FORCES VIII (1043)  ERINIKA
 CONFESSION 83-47             47   8  1  137  OLDIES (1312)              TELORINTHE
 AMELIA 28-3417               44  36  1  137  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 GODSMACK 82-48417            28  25     134  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
-SRAN3E 28-4382               21  16     131  PHANTACITY (1252)          MORYA
-SAMURAI STRIKER 71-62        22  28  1  120  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 WATERLOO 75-3317             25   7  1  112  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN
-AGARIC 47-6509               25  28     103  WARHAMMERS (289)           NORTH FORK
 OPASAN 28-4381               25  20  1  102  PHANTACITY (1252)          MORYA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TEALIN SALI 52-3496          27  19      99  MIDDLE WAY 8 (1271)        FRATSFA
 QUEEN 75-3316                21   8  1   96  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 ALPHONSO BLACK 7-6108        19   5  1   93  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 GURU GNU 38-4784             16   5      93  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
-JAGER VON DRACHEN 81-1341    24  20      92  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 ROCK GLAS HUT FUN 8-4851     22  16  3   92  ORCISH IDIOMS (1266)       ARKERS
-YELLOW SUBMARINE 82-33319    21   9      91  COLOR TUNES (1235)         DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ORRIE POLLAS 83-295          23  20  2   87  MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309)       TELORINTHE
-AGOSERIS 47-6709             21  19  3   85  WARHAMMERS (289)           NORTH FORK
-BLACK EYE 11-7296            26   6      84  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
 BLACK 1-8252                 20   7      84  FULL SPECTRUM (1332)       MORDANT
 SECI 28-4464                 23  20  3   83  PHANTACITY (1252)          MORYA
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         18   8      82  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 GLACIER 58-5887              30  37      73  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
-ROSE ROOSTER 11-7340         21   8  2   73  ANIMAL FARM (1095)         ARUAK CITY
-MONSIGNOR MARK 46-4215       21  10      73  FANDILS (220)              ARDIVENT
-PYRITE 28-4698               19  14      71  STEEL AND SILK (1268)      MORYA
 PETER THE GREAT 71-6230      17  10  4   71  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 WASNIS 83-224                23  18      70  OLLIS HEROES (1302)        TELORINTHE
 SKI MASK 58-5869             53  94  1   68  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
-MAGNETO 34-1665              16  22      67  X-MEN (3)                  MONUNTIAL
-KATIE 47-5337                18   9  2   65  ALL-STAR NANA'S (1315)     NORTH FORK
-GOLD LOCKET 16-5917          19   6  1   64  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
 KARIN LO 83-292              18  25      62  MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309)       TELORINTHE
 TORANS ULRIK 72-6399         15  22      61  MIDDLE WAY 9 (1325)        DRAGONHEAD
 MRS. POTATOE HEAD 73-5723    17   6      59  DREW'S BOYS II (1321)      ERINIKA
-BULLDOG 50-3727              17   6      57  LIFE IMPACTS (1263)        SNOWBOUND
-MESSY MONGREL 71-1896        17  18      56  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
-WITCH 71-1841                24  17  1   55  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 QUITA REMMING 83-294         18  24      55  MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309)       TELORINTHE
 BBIAB 73-5925                16   7  1   50  H8 2 TXT (1339)            ERINIKA
 BUZZ 83-155                  14   9      50  OLLIS HEROES (1302)        TELORINTHE
 ROMOR SAITH 72-6398          18  19  2   45  MIDDLE WAY 9 (1325)        DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LILAS KEELER 73-5840         19  22  1   33  MIDDLE WAY 18 (1310)       ERINIKA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
F.O.A.D. 73-442           36  18  2 ALPHABET SOUP 943      THELONIUS 21-6631         245
TEALIN SALI 52-3496       27  19  0 MIDDLE WAY 8 1271      KENYA 4-6484              245

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Hari Kari -- I had to try.  I thought you would be too much for me, but I wanted to
test myself against the best.  I salute your skill and talent. -- Queen (The REAL
Queen, Consortium affiliated)

Karin Lo -- I guess you were thinking "one if by land", but I chose the "two if by
sea"! -- Yellow Submarine

Avonside -- Well done!  You slipped by all those Crip Cronies and took the Honored
Spot.  Salute! -- That Consortium Bunch

Dutch Treat -- I think you need a new Blacksmith.  The last to fight my team mate and
I have broken 3 of your weapons. -- Avonside

Ace Frehley -- Skills skills I need more skills.  We need to fight again after all
those skills you gave me. -- Kenya

Monkey Business -- Monkey have way to much hair for me to get a good bit. -- Mosquito

Bull Frog -- I know that your kind did will against water. -- Waterloo

The Consortium Folk -- Crip's Crap have pretty much given up on the idea of a
Regional Competition.  I declare ourselves champions in abstentia. -- Crip's Crap

     Works for me.  This is the best of the "regional level" arenas by a long
     stretch. -- Ketchum

Avonside -- Congrats on the throne.  I blame not my weaponsmith, but the belt maker.
-- Dutch Treat

Haze -- Monkey see that Monkey Do. -- Monkey Do

Loogie Clap -- I don't know why I have your number. -- General Public

     So that you can call in case of emergencies?

Tundra -- I can handle your cold.  Apparently, you can't handle my calories. -- Dairy
Queen

Chuck Norris -- Getting a little long in the tooth are you? -- F.O.A.D.

     Fangs?  Oh, no!

Queen -- What happened to your favourite weapon. -- Hari-Kari

Mosgiel --  My boss always thinks I'm better than the results I put up. -- Beervahna

Black Flag -- You, sir, look much better than your colleague's loogie. -- Rubber
Knife

Young Joan -- Be warned, this is a cutthroat business. -- Adam's Apple

Hagar Bluetooth -- More physicals?  That's not what you need.   Not sure if I can
repeat that win. -- Cuba

Thelonius -- Wow!  What a back and forth duel.  -- Dark Tower

Kenya -- Interesting bit of skills there.  I'm not sure they were terribly useful. --
Ace Frehley

Samurai Striker -- I observe that you need a bit more speed. -- Super Grover

Balliol Blackmoon -- I think you should ask the MUGs for a refund on that fight. --
Miss Zing

     Bwa-ha-ha! -- MUG #8979072

Mosquito -- We monkeys eat insects for lunch. -- Monkey Business

Karatia -- I feel like I was robbed, but what I am going to do about it. -- Sits on
his Duff

Gabber Knight -- Gee thanks, but really, there's no way I should ever be considered
the #2 warrior in this arena. -- Bull Durham

Waterloo -- Please don't croak -- Bull Frog

Amelia -- Why do we keep matching up like this.  My record doesn't mind, but I think
it's about time we start seeing other people. -- Uzi

Crysalis -- For the record, 22-10 last turn, 5-6 against the arena standbys, and 17-4
against the field.  I may have to start studying the records of the standbys a little
more in depth. -- Crip

     If only you could challenge them, eh?

Dutch Treat -- You definitely want to keep the buns warm, or the butter won't melt.
-- Glacier

Crip of Ducks Unlimited -- Yes, get the Ducks out onto the sands!  We need to show
the world that we are more than Quaint Quackers. -- Ski Mask, Founder and President
of Ducks with Swords
P.S.  Although many Ducks will be unavailable until the weather warms up.  They've
all gone to Bermuda, the slackers!

This Rirorni Soldier was carefully chosen, indeed!  Stingy!  HE learned two skills,
and I got NOTHING.  Clearly, this is anti-Duck prejudice! -- Ski Mask, Founder and
President of Ducks with Swords

Magneto -- Ah, but ice is not magnetic, you see. -- Glacier

     Looks to me like Jorja needs to let the rest of her active list write personals.
     Hmm?

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MONKEY BUSINESS devastated AVONSIDE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
MISS ZING vanquished KARATIA in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
F.O.A.D. was assassinated by THELONIUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
KING FORADAY was savagely defeated by LOOGIE CLAP in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
STEVE MCQUEEN viciously subdued HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a popular 6 minute Challenge duel.
TRASH CAN savagely defeated YOUNG JOAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge brawl.
BALDASSARE was handily defeated by SERB SMASHER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
DARK TOWER was viciously subdued by MOSGIEL in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON defeated GABBER KNIGHT in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE savagely defeated QUEEN in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge melee.
DAIRY QUEEN subdued HAZE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
CHUCK NORRIS was bested by THE LION KING in a 2 minute bloody Challenge conflict.
SUPER GROVER demolished AMELIA in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ACE FREHLEY handily defeated GODSMACK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
ALPHONSO BLACK overpowered PETER THE GREAT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
HARI-KARI savagely defeated WHACKING WILLOW in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody brawl.
MONKEY DO was overpowered by BLACK FLAG in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CUBA was narrowly defeated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 4 minute bout.
RUBBER KNIFE was savagely defeated by RIRORNI COOK in a 3 minute conflict.
GENERAL PUBLIC narrowly defeated SODOM in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
MAD CAT beat ROTTEN LIVER in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fray.
BULL DURHAM was devastated by HUNTSMAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
A GROUNDSKEEPER luckily beat IMPRISONED SPY in a action packed 2 minute brutal fight.
TUNDRA was savagely defeated by ACE METRIC in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
FIGHTER ACE subdued VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a exciting 3 minute melee.
THE REFEREE vanquished MOSQUITO in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
UZI viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
AFRICAN QUEEN overpowered CRIMSON MIST in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ADAM'S APPLE was defeated by TELGOR in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
TAOS was defeated by VERMICIOUS KNID in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
LONDON QUIREBOY slimly won victory over TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
BODDINGTON'S was narrowly defeated by VERMICIOUS KNID in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
LAND OF FLUSH demolished TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BASE ON BULLS was viciously subdued by RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 2 minute fight.
BULL FROG was handily defeated by SCORPIUS in a popular 2 minute uneven match.
GHOST DANCER savagely defeated CONFESSION in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
NUMBSKULL was subdued by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute competition.
WATERLOO was vanquished by PIXIE BLIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KENYA savagely slew TEALIN SALI in a action packed 2 minute bloody duel.
OPASAN demolished TORANS ULRIK in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
GURU GNU handily defeated QUITA REMMING in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
GLACIER was handily defeated by ROCK GLAS HUT FUN in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
QUEEN demolished BUZZ in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ORRIE POLLAS subdued R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute fight.
KARIN LO vanquished CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WASNIS was overcome by BLACK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
BBIAB was vanquished by SECI in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LILAS KEELER was handily defeated by MRS. POTATOE HEAD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ROMOR SAITH was demolished by UNCLE FESTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SKI MASK handily defeated ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  26         PARRY-LUNGE       26 -  19 -  0      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   14         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  21 -  0      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         LUNGING ATTACK   100 -  85 -  2      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         WALL OF STEEL     55 -  53 -  0      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         AIMED BLOW        38 -  39 -  0      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   36 -  38 -  0      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  25 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  22 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  26 -  0      37  |

Turn 245 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      4 - 10         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         7 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  4                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK    13 - 13                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040    41  18  1  254 PRIMATES-R-US (963)
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          53   9  0  269 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
BASHING ATTACK   MAD CAT 7-2965             76  52  6  254 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
PARRY-LUNGE      MISS ZING 8-824            74  52  3  239 LADIES IN WAITING (444)
WALL OF STEEL    GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112     31  23  1  237 MILITARY MAYHEM (37)
SLASHING ATTACK  HUNTSMAN 7-5837            39  23  0  220 SENTINELS (1202)
PARRY-STRIKE     THE REFEREE 45-1091        80  52  4  216 AVID FANS (199)
TOTAL PARRY      WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167    57  22  1  209 FLOWER GIRLS (265)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    YOUNG JOAN 28-3534         43  62  1  195 DODGE BULLETS (867)
STRIKING ATTACK  TAMMY FAYE 39-3520         29  34  0  165 WITLESS WONDERS (1052)

The overall popularity leader is MAD CAT 7-2965.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ACE METRIC 47-3554.  The ten other most popular fighters were SLIPPERY NIPPLE 
59-2323, HARI-KARI 73-3049, SODOM 31-4368, STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908, ROTTEN LIVER 
52-2902, MOSGIEL 14-3836, LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513, TRASH CAN 50-3403, LOOGIE CLAP 
82--19487, and TAOS 26-4042.

The least popular fighter this week was BBIAB 73-5925.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BUZZ 83-155, GLACIER 58-5887, TORANS ULRIK 72-6399, TEALIN SALI 
52-3496, WATERLOO 75-3317, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, CRIMSON MIST 8-5047, BULL DURHAM 
5-4324, KARATIA 73-3624, and ROMOR SAITH 72-6398.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           0  2 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 1  MORYA(28)            3  2 0  ILLIS(59)            3  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            2  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          3  6 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  KRILL(44)            1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       3  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       7  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        2  0 0  DWES EG(82)          2  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  1 1  FRATSFA(52)          0  5 0  TELORINTHE(83)       2  4 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACK 1-8252                20   7  0   84  FULL SPECTRUM (1332)       MORDANT
 KENYA 4-6484                31   5  2  153  KIWI CONNECTION (1305)     JHELUM
 MOSQUITO 5-5011             25  18  1  195  BLOOD SUCKERS (1295)       KALTOS
 MAD CAT 7-2965              76  52  6  254  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 MISS ZING 8-824             74  52  3  239  LADIES IN WAITING (444)    ARKERS
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     32   8  1  188  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       34  21  0  203  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 AVONSIDE 13-3927            56  63  1  196  KIWI CONNECTION (747)      DULLENS
 MOSGIEL 14-3836             52  32  2  249  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)    TOBIR
 THELONIUS 21-6631           34  24  2  271  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040     41  18  1  254  PRIMATES-R-US (963)        LYRATILAN
 CUBA 26-3917                35  16  0  198  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534          43  62  1  195  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112      31  23  1  237  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GURU GNU 38-4784            16   5  0   93  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          29  34  0  165  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 UZI 44-1701                 36  34  1  189  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 THE REFEREE 45-1091         80  52  4  216  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 ACE METRIC 47-3554          31  22  0  216  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TRASH CAN 50-3403           22   6  4  204  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     57  22  1  209  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038        66  46  1  188  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 GLACIER 58-5887             30  37  0   73  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     38  25  1  214  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
 SERB SMASHER 71-1393        25  19  2  205  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 TORANS ULRIK 72-6399        15  22  0   61  MIDDLE WAY 9 (1325)        DRAGONHEAD
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           53   9  0  269  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 WATERLOO 75-3317            25   7  1  112  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243       17   6  0  194  500 BPM (1260)             MAZGOURRAH
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614    38  26  0  208  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BLACK FLAG 82--19490        54  40  4  255  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 CONFESSION 83-47            47   8  1  137  OLDIES (1312)              TELORINTHE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                             AXIOM (11-3918) ERRATA (372) 
                     MACHETE MOUSE (82-4566) MAMMAL MILITIA (616) 
                 GONE TO GEORGIA (82-28596) STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657) 
                         ROOT (82-31537) 4 LETTER BEER (5196) 
                         SMOOTH (82-33235) TRANSITIONS (5487) 
                   YELLOW DEUCE COUPE (82-33317) COLOR TUNES (5502) 
                         ROOM 282 (82-33685) TEMPE -05 (5575) 
                    UGAMUGGAH (82-41228) STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 
                   TOUCHE' TURTLE (82-44789) KILLER KARTOONS (7535) 
                   MIDSIZE WHOOPER (82-47794) COOL NAMES 22 (8035) 
                  DAVID WAYBUR (84-5954) MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (1124) 
                      RODEO CLOWN (84-11743) TOUGHER GUYS (2136) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes