AD Date : 04/17/2012 Duedate: 05/14/2012 CRYSALIS ARENA DM 106 TURN 247 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 TALL TALES 59/1335 4 1 0 80.0 6 DARQUE FORCE 31/908 116 107 1 52.0 2 SPARF! 54/1139 2497 1210 32 67.4 KNIGHT BREED 45/1070 CRYPTICS 25/150 DARQUE FORCES VIII 73/1043 SKI TAOS 23/860 7 500 BPM 77/1260 802 797 8 50.2 AVID FANS 45/199 BLOOD SUCKERS 5/1295 HANGOVERS 59/955 DREW'S BOYS II 73/1321 REAL BEER 21/859 KIWI CONNECTION 4/1305 THE BULLS 73/255 KIWI CONNECTION 13/747 BLOWN AWAY 44/398 KIWI CONNECTION 73/1232 ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 KIWI CONNECTIONS 75/1307 KING'S COURT 11/34 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808 OPEN SESAME 50/668 INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214 CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108 8 VIKINGS 10/1208 158 170 2 48.2 OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 SENTINELS 7/1202 PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282 ALPHABET SOUP 73/943 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219 PRIMATES-R-US 25/963 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240 USELESS TOOLS 54/552 9 BLOOD RITES 8/1253 133 154 1 46.3 WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 FULL SPECTRUM 1/1332 MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 ARCTIC WASTES 45/1256 USELESS TOOLS 57/1249 TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203 WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 NORTHERN LIGHTS 82/1288 HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871 10 WITLESS WON 39/1052 133 164 0 44.8 CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248 11 DOGS OF WAR 71/418 71 108 1 39.7 CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117 PHANTACITY 28/1252 LADIES IN WAITING 8/444 OLLIS HEROES 83/1302 THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812 BIG BAD BRAWLERS 71/459 INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745 12 F WORDS 14/1342 39 62 0 38.6 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343 13 DODGE BULLET 28/867 505 904 5 35.8 3 OLDIES 83/1312 411 206 1 66.6 MIDDLE WAY 8 52/1271 COLOR TUNES 82/1235 MIDDLE WAY 9 72/1325 FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 MIDDLE WAY 18 73/1310 METAL MINCERS 29/276 MIDDLE WAY 21 83/1309 PERRY COUNTY 82/1344 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843 DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311 14 X-POSSE 72/1093 26 49 2 34.7 4 ORCISH IDIOM 8/1266 105 84 1 55.6 15 BLOODGUARD 59/1341 1 1 0 50.0 5 DEMONIC FURY 44/454 134 118 0 53.2 16 DEVIATION 82/1340 1 1 0 50.0 STEEL BLADES 30/525 17-H8 2 TXT 73/1339 0 1 0 0.0 RANDOM BLADES 50/550 WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT Okay, here's the story: The Split was scheduled for this weekend that just past. Right. Something went wrong. Not the first time. Andorak didn't fight on Monday (who cares about them?). Talahya and Crysalis didn't fight on Tuesday. Who knows what will happen on Wednesday? Or Thursday? In the interests of getting this newsletter into the mail with reasonable speed, I am not going to do a spy report, which is to say, I'm not going to WAIT LONGER for the chance to do a spy report. I'll send it in, and the minute the fights are fought, it goes straight to the printer. That's the best I can do for you today, and I'll plan on a good spy report next month. Until then.... Ketchum * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 347): AKANAH of STRANGE UNIVERSE (The Mun, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 344): TAXES of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 341): XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 297): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 319): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 314): SPAWN of FANTASTIC FIVE (?, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 300): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 294): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 279): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 272): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 247): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 248): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 248): PANAMA OATES of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 64): VODI of OLLIS HEROES (Omega, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 246): MONKEY BUSINESS of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 347): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 344): PHANTACITY (Omega, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 341): MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 297): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 319): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 314): OBSIDIAN ORDER (Skaven, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 300): LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 294): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 279): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 272): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 248): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 249): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 64): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 246): TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgrs.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 340): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 297): RATA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) (turn 296): IPSWICH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 299): PURPLE ACE of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 249): PANAMA OATES of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 64): VODI of OLLIS HEROES (Omega, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out CRYSALIS to see what's new. MVP award for GLACIER? CIRQUE DU MASQUES' proud of her after beating BLACK and getting 45 points. Talk about yer major upsets! ROCK GLAS HUT FUN's match with QUITA REMMING cost him a loss of 39 points! What a putz! MONKEY BUSINESS fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title. No one said it was a genius... Was that a tear I saw in MAD CAT's eye, as it took over Duelmastership? And wasn't GHOST DANCER fit to be tied! I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos. Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? ROYAL FLUSH was the most avoided team. Is a 622-366-10 record really that scary? I don't know what SENTINELS' been doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from ROYAL FLUSH, that's fer sher. Like, is TEALIN SALI popular, or what? She was challenged the most in all of CRYSALIS! She's got a 27-21-0, is that good? I'm not so sure OPASAN knew all the facts when he challenged HAGAR BLUETOOTH of VIKINGS. I saw OPASAN stumbling and dribbling at The Dripping Blade last week... OPASAN lost to HAGAR BLUETOOTH, but he got 22 points. HAGAR BLUETOOTH won, and got 2 points. I don't get it. Ooh! Did LORD FOUL really know what he was doing when he challenged TEALIN SALI? A 15-15-1 speaks volumes. (Zontoni said that. I don't know what it means.) LORD FOUL was so studly out there in the sands! Beating TEALIN SALI and getting 42 points. BLOODGUARD must be proud, for sure! Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All CRYSALIS ever talks about is fighting! Me, I'm more laid back. Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.) Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MAD CAT 7-2965 78 52 6 281 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -HARI-KARI 73-3049 54 9 275 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA -MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040 42 18 1 270 PRIMATES-R-US (963) LYRATILAN -MISS ZING 8-824 75 52 3 254 LADIES IN WAITING (444) ARKERS BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 40 26 233 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE WYNETT 30-2340 51 46 2 232 STEEL BLADES (525) IAYE GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243 19 6 230 500 BPM (1260) MAZGOURRAH QUEEN 82-33307 22 9 226 DARK TOADS 05Q (1311) DWES EG -SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 39 25 1 225 HANGOVERS (955) ILLIS -THE REFEREE 45-1091 81 52 4 224 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE -LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 35 21 222 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY CHUCK NORRIS 71-993 24 19 1 221 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR -VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 28 9 1 218 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR BLACK FLAG 82-46046 55 41 4 217 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG -WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 58 22 1 216 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA -AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 27 16 215 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 137 39 2 212 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM ASHAR 30-1777 59 50 3 212 STEEL BLADES (525) IAYE GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY VIOLATOR 44-2122 58 47 1 210 DEMONIC FURY (454) KRILL -SODOM 31-4368 37 26 1 210 DARQUE FORCES (908) CHIMLEVTAL -PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 23 19 1 210 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU -LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 38 17 1 209 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS WHIRLWIND 30-3437 32 24 208 STEEL BLADES (525) IAYE -BEERVAHNA 60-4292 41 36 3 206 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI -ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902 40 19 1 204 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA -RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 39 10 2 204 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR HAZE 82-49272 35 24 203 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1288) DWES EG -DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 102 52 3 201 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -DARK TOWER 11-1702 90 58 201 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY -SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 47 28 4 198 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812) ERINIKA -CUBA 26-3917 35 16 198 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM -TAOS 26-4042 30 19 1 198 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM SERB SMASHER 71-1393 25 21 2 198 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR -FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 79 54 6 197 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -KING FORADAY 47-3762 67 55 4 197 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK AVONSIDE 13-3927 56 65 1 197 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS THELONIUS 21-6631 34 26 2 196 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 31 24 1 196 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL -TRASH CAN 50-3403 22 7 4 195 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND SCORPIUS 45-3752 46 30 194 KNIGHT BREED (1070) STORMCROWE -MONKEY DO 25-4152 31 19 2 194 PRIMATES-R-US (963) LYRATILAN -DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 68 29 2 193 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 59 49 1 193 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK LOOGIE CLAP 82-46049 41 37 2 193 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG -F.O.A.D. 73-442 36 18 2 192 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA -BULL DURHAM 5-4324 41 21 1 191 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS -ACE METRIC 47-3554 31 23 190 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -JIVE 25-624 107 70 1 188 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN -RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 66 46 1 188 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR GHOST DANCER 28-3365 51 48 188 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 44 63 1 188 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA HUNTSMAN 7-5837 39 25 187 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR -BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 38 27 2 187 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -UZI 44-1701 36 35 1 187 BLOWN AWAY (398) KRILL CANNONBALL 72-5313 26 31 1 186 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD TUNDRA 45-4280 37 33 1 185 ARCTIC WASTES (1256) STORMCROWE -BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 29 18 185 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET BALDASSARE 7-6003 29 21 184 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 33 9 1 182 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT -THE LION KING 47-6360 26 9 182 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 34 13 4 180 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 30 35 180 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN -BURGER KING 47-4152 42 38 3 178 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 33 17 178 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA -NUMBSKULL 52-2948 16 9 2 178 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA -BULL FROG 73-4547 34 18 175 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA -A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613 36 31 1 173 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE -ACE FREHLEY 47-3669 19 10 172 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK SAMURAI STRIKER 71-62 23 28 1 166 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR CLEVER 50-2192 54 36 2 160 RANDOM BLADES (550) SNOWBOUND -HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 45 28 2 159 SKI TAOS (860) TI PIXIE BLIGHT 73-4427 27 26 159 DARQUE FORCES VIII (1043) ERINIKA -PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613 25 22 151 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR -SUPER GROVER 50-3413 18 5 151 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY AMELIA 28-3417 45 37 1 143 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA MIKE TYSON 71-360 29 12 1 133 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR -SRAN3E 28-4382 21 17 131 PHANTACITY (1252) MORYA CRIMSON MIST 8-5047 37 34 1 124 BLOOD RITES (1253) ARKERS OPASAN 28-4381 25 21 1 124 PHANTACITY (1252) MORYA CONFESSION 83-47 48 9 1 122 OLDIES (1312) TELORINTHE GODSMACK 82-48417 29 26 121 TONGUE N CHEEK (1203) DWES EG GURU GNU 38-4784 18 5 114 HILLTOP GURUS (1282) CLIFFHOME GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -PETER THE GREAT 71-6230 18 10 5 100 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR -RENDOR QUIL 52-3497 22 29 95 MIDDLE WAY 8 (1271) FRATSFA YELLOW SUBMARINE 82-33319 22 9 93 COLOR TUNES (1235) DWES EG GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 19 9 89 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS LORD FOUL 59-1395 15 15 1 88 BLOODGUARD (1341) ILLIS GLACIER 58-5887 31 38 86 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR SECI 28-4464 24 20 3 85 PHANTACITY (1252) MORYA ORRIE POLLAS 83-295 24 21 2 79 MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309) TELORINTHE ALPHONSO BLACK 7-6108 20 6 1 79 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR QUITA REMMING 83-294 19 25 77 MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309) TELORINTHE GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BISMUTH BENDER 29-5692 17 1 1 75 METAL MINCERS (276) LAPUR -DORSAL FINN 42-1662 7 4 1 74 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI -WASNIS 83-224 23 18 70 OLLIS HEROES (1302) TELORINTHE -BUZZ 83-155 15 9 70 OLLIS HEROES (1302) TELORINTHE TEALIN SALI 52-3496 27 21 63 MIDDLE WAY 8 (1271) FRATSFA ROCK GLAS HUT FUN 8-4851 22 18 3 61 ORCISH IDIOMS (1266) ARKERS MRS. POTATOE HEAD 73-5723 18 7 61 DREW'S BOYS II (1321) ERINIKA KARIN LO 83-292 19 26 58 MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309) TELORINTHE -MESSY MONGREL 71-1896 18 18 58 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR BLACK 1-8252 21 8 57 FULL SPECTRUM (1332) MORDANT SKI MASK 58-5869 53 96 1 50 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR ROMOR SAITH 72-6398 18 21 2 50 MIDDLE WAY 9 (1325) DRAGONHEAD -BBIAB 73-5925 16 7 1 50 H8 2 TXT (1339) ERINIKA LILAS KEELER 73-5840 19 24 1 41 MIDDLE WAY 18 (1310) ERINIKA WAY OF THE WICKED 82-33235 8 6 38 DEVIATION (1340) DWES EG TORANS ULRIK 72-6399 15 24 31 MIDDLE WAY 9 (1325) DRAGONHEAD '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Kudos to Monkey Business, a great Tower Guardian. Enjoyed the DM Column also. -- The Consortium Elders Confidence???? How'd he get here? Where'd he come from. (wink) -- The Consortium Folk Jorja -- Hope all is well by now. -- Fandil The Wise (casts desist sickness spell) Waterloo -- Where were you; when I met my Waterloo? When I met mine, I simply gave him a large penance. -- Confession Fighter Ace -- Now that went a lot better than the one with the slippery Slippery Nipple. Thanks for the mercy challenge. I will talk to the king and tell him you are an alright guy. -- Queen Loogie Clap -- I would keep my tongue in cheek about you, but everyone should know about that ugly stuff you are carrying around. Ugh. I really enjoyed that win. -- Whacking Willow Good luck to all in The Mailer. See you in Philly. -- The Consortium Elders Amelia -- Well, that was a bad challenge on my part. -- Rock Brain Glass Hut Good gods! Twelve fights from my guildhouse? I'm going to have to shut somebody down. The problem is choosing who.... -- Jorja, Crique du Masques, Dodge Bullets, and the Middle Way P.S. Okay, first criterion, can they do interesting personals on a regular basis? Winning fights would be good, too, but secondary. Confession -- If it's easy to say and easy to hear, it probably isn't worth the effort. -- Ghost Dancer Crip -- This is, of course, good news! Not that Hockey Duck can ever surpass me in anything but, possibly, the crude efforts of combat. There is more to being Top Duck than mere fighting ability. -- Ski Mask, Founder and President of Ducks With Swords Trash Can -- I am always young at heart, which is a state of mind that many should cultivate (it isn't as easy as some think), and the magic of the Isle means I am also young in body. -- Young Joan Super Grover -- Well... you could lose to me? Or just drop by my hanger and share some fusil oil. -- Amelia P.S. I believe my colleagues in Bonsur call it "smash," but my recipes are a little different and a lot better. Disco Queen -- I like the way you dance, but the flashing lights were distracting. -- Ghost Dancer Beervahna -- Us young folks often can't handle beer. I think I'll stick with Amelia's product. It's got fruit in it, so it's good for me. -- Young Joan Rock Glas Hut Fun -- That was fun, now that you mention it. Although I'm not really thrilled to hear glass breaking, all those bottles of fusil oil, you know. But I do put some in clay jugs. -- Amelia Puppy On Patrol -- Urg. I think I should be one of the ones to go inactive. -- Tealin Sali P.S. And my teammates: all of us on the Middle Way. Guru Gnu -- I was hoping to be enlightened, and what do I get? A whack upside the head. That did not help me find, ah, inner peace and tranquility, you know? -- Romor Saith Uncle Fester -- You're just a complete beast, aren't you? -- Orrie Pollas What? How did that happen? -- Quita Remming Quita -- I whacked him for you, sword-sister. -- Karin Lo Buzz -- An elf. It figures. Anti-Duck, the lot of you. Unworthy as a foe. -- Ski Mask, Founder and President of Ducks With Swords Messy Mongrel -- I'm rather a fastidious person, and I can't abide mess. I can't even stand to get close to it. -- Lilas Keeler Why has this Unemployed Person not been signed up by some manager of gladiators? He's a natural. -- Torans Ulrik But he doesn't follow orders at all well. There are too many Rirorni Soldiers around here. They must be up to something. Maybe getting ready for another war? -- Glacier LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS SERB SMASHER was bested by QUEEN in a 1 minute Challenge fight. SAMURAI STRIKER devastated CONFESSION in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge duel. OPASAN was defeated by HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a 2 minute Challenge duel. GURU GNU devastated UNCLE FESTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest. BISMUTH BENDER devastated KARIN LO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl. LORD FOUL overpowered TEALIN SALI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle. GABBER KNIGHT overpowered LOOGIE CLAP in a action packed 2 minute uneven melee. BALLIOL BLACKMOON vanquished TAMMY FAYE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight. SCORPIUS was defeated by VIOLATOR in a exciting 1 minute fight. MAD CAT handily defeated GHOST DANCER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title bout. WYNETT savagely defeated THELONIUS in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bloody competition. ASHAR demolished TUNDRA in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched match. HAZE handily defeated CANNONBALL in a 1 minute uneven fight. YOUNG JOAN defeated PIXIE BLIGHT in a 2 minute struggle. CHUCK NORRIS vanquished HUNTSMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray. AVONSIDE was devastated by BLACK FLAG in a exciting 3 minute one-sided brawl. WHIRLWIND demolished BALDASSARE in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout. GODSMACK overcame ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition. CLEVER beat AMELIA in a action packed 2 minute fight. CRIMSON MIST was subdued by MIKE TYSON in a action packed 1 minute bout. BLACK was vanquished by GLACIER in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray. ROCK GLAS HUT FUN was savagely defeated by QUITA REMMING in a popular 1 minute fight. YELLOW SUBMARINE overpowered WAY OF THE WICKED in a popular 1 minute uneven fight. ORRIE POLLAS overpowered CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute uneven match. LILAS KEELER was beaten by MRS. POTATOE HEAD in a 1 minute duel. TORANS ULRIK was handily defeated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute uneven bout. ROMOR SAITH was overpowered by ALPHONSO BLACK in a 1 minute uneven competition. SKI MASK was overpowered by SECI in a 1 minute one-sided fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 10 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 6 - 0 60 | |WALL OF STEEL 7 PARRY-LUNGE 25 - 18 - 0 58 | |BASHING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 20 - 0 55 | |AIMED BLOW 6 AIMED BLOW 41 - 37 - 0 53 | |SLASHING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 98 - 97 - 2 50 | |PARRY-LUNGE 5 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 23 - 0 50 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 WALL OF STEEL 55 - 57 - 0 49 | |STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 36 - 40 - 1 47 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 26 - 0 41 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 22 - 0 41 | Turn 247 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW WALL OF STEEL 5 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 8 3 PARRY-LUNGE AIMED BLOW 4 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME BASHING ATTACK MAD CAT 7-2965 78 52 6 281 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) AIMED BLOW BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 40 26 0 233 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) PARRY-RIPOSTE WYNETT 30-2340 51 46 2 232 STEEL BLADES (525) PARRY-LUNGE GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243 19 6 0 230 500 BPM (1260) SLASHING ATTACK CHUCK NORRIS 71-993 24 19 1 221 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) WALL OF STEEL WHIRLWIND 30-3437 32 24 0 208 STEEL BLADES (525) LUNGING ATTACK THELONIUS 21-6631 34 26 2 196 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) PARRY-STRIKE BALDASSARE 7-6003 29 21 0 184 SENTINELS (1202) STRIKING ATTACK TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 30 35 0 180 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) TOTAL PARRY CONFESSION 83-47 48 9 1 122 OLDIES (1312) The overall popularity leader is MAD CAT 7-2965. The most popular warrior this turn was WYNETT 30-2340. The ten other most popular fighters were THELONIUS 21-6631, SAMURAI STRIKER 71-62, GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243, GODSMACK 82--17119, AVONSIDE 13-3927, BLACK FLAG 82--19490, CLEVER 50-2192, QUITA REMMING 83-294, GURU GNU 38-4784, and ASHAR 30-1777. The least popular fighter this week was ROMOR SAITH 72-6398. The other ten least popular fighters were TORANS ULRIK 72-6399, CANNONBALL 72-5313, TUNDRA 45-4280, KARIN LO 83-292, SKI MASK 58-5869, LILAS KEELER 73-5840, WAY OF THE WICKED 82--32301, ROCK GLAS HUT FUN 8-4851, BLACK 1-8252, and BALDASSARE 7-6003. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 IAYE(30) 3 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 1 0 BONSUR(7) 2 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 3 1 0 ARKERS(8) 0 2 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 3 0 KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 KRILL(44) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 2 0 DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 2 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 0 0 SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 0 0 MORYA(28) 2 3 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 5 2 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 1 0 TELORINTHE(83) 2 2 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BLACK 1-8252 21 8 0 57 FULL SPECTRUM (1332) MORDANT MAD CAT 7-2965 78 52 6 281 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR CRIMSON MIST 8-5047 37 34 1 124 BLOOD RITES (1253) ARKERS HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 33 9 1 182 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT AVONSIDE 13-3927 56 65 1 197 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS THELONIUS 21-6631 34 26 2 196 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET GHOST DANCER 28-3365 51 48 0 188 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA BISMUTH BENDER 29-5692 17 1 1 75 METAL MINCERS (276) LAPUR WYNETT 30-2340 51 46 2 232 STEEL BLADES (525) IAYE GURU GNU 38-4784 18 5 0 114 HILLTOP GURUS (1282) CLIFFHOME TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 30 35 0 180 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN VIOLATOR 44-2122 58 47 1 210 DEMONIC FURY (454) KRILL SCORPIUS 45-3752 46 30 0 194 KNIGHT BREED (1070) STORMCROWE CLEVER 50-2192 54 36 2 160 RANDOM BLADES (550) SNOWBOUND TEALIN SALI 52-3496 27 21 0 63 MIDDLE WAY 8 (1271) FRATSFA GLACIER 58-5887 31 38 0 86 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 19 9 0 89 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS CHUCK NORRIS 71-993 24 19 1 221 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR CANNONBALL 72-5313 26 31 1 186 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD PIXIE BLIGHT 73-4427 27 26 0 159 DARQUE FORCES VIII (1043) ERINIKA GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243 19 6 0 230 500 BPM (1260) MAZGOURRAH BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 40 26 0 233 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE QUEEN 82--32229 22 9 0 226 DARK TOADS 05Q (1311) DWES EG CONFESSION 83-47 48 9 1 122 OLDIES (1312) TELORINTHE