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Date   : 06/12/2012    Duedate: 07/09/2012

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 249

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SPARF! 54/1139      2539 1232  32 67.3      ORCISH IDIOMS 8/1266
    CRYPTICS 25/150                             UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881
    SKI TAOS 23/860                           6-DEMONIC FURY 44/454  138  121   0 53.3
    AVID FANS 45/199                            STEEL BLADES 30/525
    HANGOVERS 59/955                            RANDOM BLADES 50/550
    REAL BEER 21/859                          7-DARQUE AGES 52/1257  118  109   1 52.0
    THE BULLS 73/255                            DARQUE FORCES 45/941
    BLOWN AWAY 44/398                           KNIGHT BREED 45/1070
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           DARQUE FORCES V 71/1345
    KING'S COURT 11/34                          DARQUE FORCES VIII 73/1043
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                        8 500 BPM 77/1260      808  798   8 50.3
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                         DREW'S BOYS II 73/1321
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         KIWI CONNECTION 13/747
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                      9 VIKINGS 10/1208      161  181   2 47.1
    PRIMATES-R-US 25/963                        SENTINELS 7/1202
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                        HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                        NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
    USELESS TOOLS 57/1249                    10 BLOOD RITES 8/1253   135  160   1 45.8
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       FULL SPECTRUM 1/1332
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                      ARCTIC WASTES 45/1256
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                     TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117                     NORTHERN LIGHTS 82/1288
    LADIES IN WAITING 8/444                  11 WITLESS WON 39/1052  133  166   0 44.5
    THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812                12 DOGS OF WAR 71/418    76  114   1 40.0
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745                  PHANTACITY 28/1252
    NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343                 BIG BAD BRAWLERS 71/459
  2 PUBLIC ENEM 50/1331    2    1   0 66.7   13-F WORDS 14/1342       39   62   0 38.6
  3 OLDIES 83/1312       416  209   1 66.6   14 DODGE BULLET 28/867  510  917   5 35.7
    COLOR TUNES 82/1235                         MIDDLE WAY 8 52/1271
    CRAZY CREEPS 60/363                         MIDDLE WAY 9 72/1325
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                         MIDDLE WAY 18 73/1310
    MORE PLACES 82/1306                         MIDDLE WAY 21 83/1309
    METAL MINCERS 29/276                        CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
    PERRY COUNTY 82/1344                     15 X-POSSE 72/1093       26   51   2 33.8
    DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311                   16 PYROMANIA 52/32        1    2   0 33.3
  4 TALL TALES 59/1335     5    3   0 62.5      DEVIATION 82/1340
  5 WASTED SCUM 47/1112  110   85   1 56.4   17 BLOODGUARD 59/1341     1    3   0 25.0

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

                               NOT MUCH TIME IS LEFT
                                        to
                          ENTER THE TURF WAR COMPETITION
                                        and
                                  TEAMS ARE NEEDED

     The Turf War is coming.  The Turf War is coming.  TW8 will begin in DM47 the
first turn following the Philadelphia Face.  Mark July 27 on your calendar.  There is
only one turn left between now and The Wars -- the one on July 3.  Sign up.  Find a
team.  Choose a captain.  Get confirmed.  And send in your two rollup certs.  You can
do it all in the July 3 newsletter.  DO NOT MISS OUT ON THIS COMPETITION AND THE
PRIZES!
     The status of the current entries (as of June 5) is as follows:

M*MBO (Master Darque)           Dec  Conf  CertsIn
Ottodrome (Otto X)               y     y     y
Bubba's TW Army (Bubbagnoosh)    y     y     y
Darque Forces (Master Darque)    y     y     y
Fast Food (Madwand)              y     y     y

OZ FEAST LE BANANA (Mannequin)  Dec  Conf  Certs In
Second Bananas (Mannequin)       y     y     y
Mystic Orc Feast (Slugbait)      y     y     y
Land of Oz (Oz)                  y     y     y
Les Turfistes (Le Pentarque)     y     y     y

CLUB FED (Vae Victus)           Dec  Conf  CertsIn
In Qeternum (Vae Victus)         y     y     y
Obsidian Order (Skaven)          y     y     y
Devil's Rejects (Lucifer)        N     N     y
Real Men Wear Pink (Glitter Boy) y     y     N

LBA (Assur)                     Dec  Conf  CertsIn
Bash Bros Park (Assur)           y     y     y
Shewish Buffet (OAB)             y     y     y
Horny Goat -X (Grimm)            N     N     N

     Perhaps you have not seen the rules for TW8, which has been posted in all
newsletters?  Here they are.

                                *TURF WAR 8 RULES*

Starting July 30 2012 (12 turns)
Bring acclaim and glory to the North Fork (DM47) arena.

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each alliance must:
        1.  Announce the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM 47)
newsletter.
        2.  Indicate in the newsletter which Captain/alliance you will join.
        3.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums or elsewhere will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
        1.  Verifying/authorizing, in the North Fork newsletter those who wish to
participate under the banner of their alliance. The confirmation/verification must
occur after, or in the same newsletter, but not before, the participants declaration.
(Lack of participant indication of joining and/or subsequent lack of Captain
confirmation will delay a team's participation in the Turf War.)
        2.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
        3.  Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate.  (Note: Captains
may, if they wish, submit certs for all potential members of their alliance.)

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
        1.  Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate (Unless already
submitted by Captain.  Note: extras will not be returned, but will go into the
winning pool of prizes.)
        2.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.  Announcement made
on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
               a.  No scores will be tabulated until an RSI Gift Certificate is
received, and participant indication and captain confirmation are posted in the North
Fork newsletter.  NO EXCEPTIONS.
               b.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified in the same or
subsequent newsletter by the alliance Captain they will represent.
               c.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No arena multiple teams
or aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate manager
disqualification (including team point adjustments) from the Turf War (so be sure to
take any multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance and be certain not to run any other
team warriors).
               d.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams/alliances that do not
properly declare or get captain confirmation or fail to send a Gift Certificate by
Turn 1.  In other words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of the
Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your score will not begin until Turn
3.  All conditions must be met before scoring will begin--declaration, verification,
and Gift Certificate received.
               e.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 3 of
the Turf War.
               f.  For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
and settle any and all disputes as they arise.  Their decisions will be final.
(Note: the intent is to have a very thorough set of rules so that few decisions, if
any, are required from the moderators.)

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
                                   Win   Loss   Kill      Die
Challenge (up or within same class) +2     -2     +5       -5
Down Challenge "Challenger"         -2     -2     -5       -5
Down Challenge "Challenged"         +2      0     +5       -5
Match Up                            +1     -1     +1       -5
Bloodfeud Challenge (Up or Down)    +2     -5     +5      -10 
Champion **                         x2     x2     x2       x2
Dark Arena*                        +10     -5     xx       xx
Tournament Death***                                        -3
Halfway (6 round total) best alliance win/loss percentage ****
Final (12 round total) alliance w/l% percentage ****
    * After 2nd win in DA, warrior scores no additional points for wins.
    ** Champions double applies to his score only - not to opponent.
    *** No warrior may be substituted without the proper use of the DA or arena death
or death in a tournament or graduation.  There must be a maximum of five only on a
team at any point and time.  (The penalty for such substitution is -10 points.)
Points awarded for team tournament participation are 1 for 1 entrant, 3 for 2
entrants, 6 for 3 entrants, 10 for 4 entrants, and 15 for 5 entrants.  A TV scores 7
points or a TC scores 15 points.   Death in a tournament results in a -3 score.
    ***** Halfway points scored are 25, 20, 15, 10, 5, 5, 5 (etc) for 1st, 2nd, 3rd
(etc).  (To qualify for any of these points the alliance must have fought 75% of its
possible fights.)  Final 12 Round points scored are 40, 30, 20, 15, 10, 5, 5, 5 (etc)
for the 1st, 2nd, 3rd (etc).  (To qualify for any of these points the alliance must
have fought 75% of its possible fights.)

Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Full Team:                                        +1
      1. A team which fights 4+ warriors (Includes DAing) gets a point
Full Alliance                                     +1
      2. An alliance were ALL teams get a Full Team point earns a point
Full Team/Alliance scores
      3. Will double for the last half (6 rounds) of TW8.
Style Master:                                     +2
      1. No matter how many stylemasters, an individual team can score only +2 per
         round.
Duelmaster:                                       +2
      1. Duelmaster points shall be earned separate of stylemaster points.

Champions:
     1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
     2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
     3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
         not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
     4.  Champions must have fought at least one previous fight in the North Fork
         (DM47 arena) to be able to be declared a champion.
     5.  A Champion can be declared on any round and point factors will begin that
         same turn.  (Must meet above 4 conditions prior to declaring.)

Bloodfeuds:
        1.  Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
        2.  There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.
        3.  To score as a bloodfeud, then feud/death must have occurred totally
within the TW8.  (E.g. Feuds created prior to TW8 will not be deemed or scored as a
bloodfeud, but rather as a challenge or downchallenge.

Downchallenges:
        1.  A downchallenge occurs when a warrior challenges a warrior in a lower
class.  (Lower class is defined as lower than the identical class.  E.g. A challenger
champion class challenging a champion class is a down challenge.)
        2.  In TW8 a standard challenge is up (in recognition points), parallel or
within the identical class but lower recognition.
        3.  No challenge by The Duelmaster shall be deemed a downchallenge.  (This
rule supersedes all other downchallenge rules.)

Tournament Considerations:
        1.  Tournament participation is allowed and ENCOURAGED as a great form of
recognition for North Fork.
        2.  Tournament Victors (live only) won during the course of the contest will
gain a one (1) time bonus of 7 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a warrior(s)
wins such status.
        3.  Tournament Champions (live only) won during the course of the contest
will gain a one (1) time bonus of 15 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
warrior(s) win such status.
        4.  Points awarded for tournament participation are are 1 for 1 entrant, 3
for 2 entrants, 6 for 3 entrants, 10 for 4 entrants, and 15 for 5 entrants.  A TV
scores 7 points additional or a TC scores 15 points additional.  Death in a
tournament results in an additional -3 score.
        5.  Points for entrants, TVs, TCs, and tournament deaths will be applied the
Turn after RSI posts tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e.,
if the results post on North Fork turn 300, points will be credited on North Fork
turn 301 to the applicable teams).

Special Considerations:
        1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
        2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If
you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with Alliance A.
If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf War with Team A.
        3.  There will be a maximum of four (4) teams/managers allowed per alliance
for the Turf War VII.  The minimum is two (2).
        4.  The Dark Arena may be used on the first FE turn (e.g. no arena or
tournament fights) only, of every warrior, without penalty.
        5.  If at any time, the Moderators determine that any non-TW team in the
arena is aiding and/or abetting any TW alliance or team, the affected points won by
the gifted team/alliance will be disallowed and the aiding non-TW team will be asked
to desist from play in the arena until after the Turf War concludes.

Prizes:
The Turf War is meant to be a "winner takes all" contest.  However, for TW8, a prize
(RU cert) will be awarded each of the twelve turns to the individual team/manager
that fights five fights and has the best w/l record that turn. (Tiebreakers are in
this order -- kills, recognition points earned.)  All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance at the end of the
competition.  It is the responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift
Certificates.  Moderators will submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance
to RSI at the completion of the contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

     All entry fees (rollup certs) are awarded to the winning alliance, except for
the twelve reserved for the individual winning manager each week.)
     The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        2.  Renaming of all Dark Arena Monsters (two for each manager in the winning
alliance, and two additional for the captain of the alliance).
        3.  Known Favorites for one DM47 warrior on each team of the winning alliance
(warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have at least one
DM47 arena fight to receive this award).
        4.  +1 Skill bonus (three) for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
potions must be applied to living warriors from DM 47, no more than two skills per
warrior.
        5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each and every individual manager who
fights in all 12 rounds AND 54 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must be applied
to a living warrior from (DM 47)
        6. Two additional rollup certs for each manager of the winning alliance from
RSI.
     These RSI awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee)
within 4 turns of the end of TW VI. The certs will be mailed to the winning alliance
by the Moderators within two weeks of the end of the TW.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque.  They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest.  Their decisions will be final.  All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47.  Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or
wfms101 at aol dot com.

Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War.  Please read them
carefully!

This contest will begin in late July 2012 following the Summer FTF.
                             **TW8 Revision 06-05-12**

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 349): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 346): COLGATE SMILE of MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 344): XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): MINI DRIVER of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 316): ARTICHOKE ON THIS of VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 296): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 281): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 274): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 251): BOOB of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 66): CRACKER JACKS of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 248): MAD CAT of INSP GADGETS MINIONS (The Mun, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 649): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 346): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 344): NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 316): PURE POISON (?, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 296): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 281): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 274): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 251): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 66): BLACK LIGHTNING (Dark Angel, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 248): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): JOSIE WALES of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): RED ALERT of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
                 (turn 249): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): LOUIE MURH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 251): RED HOT CHILE PAPA of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
                            MONGOL HORDE of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
                            CROSS CZECH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
                            YANKEE DOODLE of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
                            APPLE DANISH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 66): CRACKER JACKS of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
                   (turn 65): BERTHOLD of SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for GABBER KNIGHT, who flew up 31 points in the rankings after mashing 
HARI-KARI like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't 
pay to walk out on the sands.  FIGHTER ACE lost to IMPRISONED SPY and drops 24 
points.  TOADKILLER DOG got through to the Duelmaster this turn.  No doubt he was 
more than anxious to kick MAD CAT's tail out of the throne!  Going for the gusto and 
coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was WASTED SCUM's TOADKILLER DOG, who was 
turned away from the Duelmastership by MAD CAT.  Advice to bashers--never force 
anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the CRYSALIS arena.  Did you 
hear that STEEL BLADES was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal 
hygiene of STEEL BLADES' warriors, I'm not surprised!  Okay, so I may not be funny, 
but catch AVID FANS' act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at 
running from STEEL BLADES.  And who is this STIGMA OF STUPID you ask, with 272 points 
and a 41-25-1 record.  Ooh, the tales I could tell!  Was it guts or an overtaxed 
mental capacity that had PUPPY ON PATROL challenge up 33 points in the rankings to 
take on LONDON QUIREBOY?  Trading many whacks on the head and a loss for 4 
recognition points, PUPPY ON PATROL shows that a guy doesn't have to be good to get 
places.  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, RUBBER KNIFE went after STIGMA 
OF STUPID, who was higher by 25 points.  Well, when the dust settled, RUBBER KNIFE 
was bested by STIGMA OF STUPID.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your ally 
in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in CRYSALIS have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), 
oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAD CAT 7-2965               80  52  6  319  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243        21   6     323  500 BPM (1260)             MAZGOURRAH
 STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948     41  25  1  272  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
-WYNETT 30-2340               52  46  2  247  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
 THE REFEREE 45-1091          83  52  4  245  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323      41  25  1  244  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
-CHUCK NORRIS 71-993          25  19  1  244  BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459)     KYR'TERR
 KING FORADAY 47-3762         69  55  4  237  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-BLACK FLAG 82-46046          56  41  4  233  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614     41  27     228  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      40  17  1  227  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 TINY TIM 60-6042             34  12  1  225  CRAZY CREEPS (363)         ARADI
-ASHAR 30-1777                60  50  3  223  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
-STINGRAY 30-2264             37  38     222  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292            43  36  3  220  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992          70  29  2  216  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BASE ON BULLS 73-3101        36  13  4  212  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 F.O.A.D. 73-442              38  18  2  209  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908        60  49  1  207  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 UZI 44-1701                  37  35  1  207  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
-VIKING RAIDER 54-2885        28  10  1  207  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
-HAZE 82-49272                35  25     206  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1288)     DWES EG
 TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103       41  18  1  205  WASTED SCUM (1112)         NORTH FORK
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850   39  27  2  205  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         103  52  3  204  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-VIOLATOR 44-2122             58  48  1  204  DEMONIC FURY (454)         KRILL
-MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040      42  19  1  204  PRIMATES-R-US (963)        LYRATILAN
 DARK TOWER 11-1702           91  59     203  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534           45  64  1  203  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 ACE METRIC 47-3554           32  23     203  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167      59  23  1  202  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
-LOOGIE CLAP 82-46049         41  38  2  201  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 HARI-KARI 73-3049            55  10     200  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112       32  24  1  200  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038         68  46  1  198  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373        35  22     198  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
-WHIRLWIND 30-3437            32  25     198  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
 TAOS 26-4042                 31  20  1  198  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 THE LION KING 47-6360        27   9     198  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546         40  11  2  197  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 QUEEN 82-33307               22  11     197  DARK TOADS 05Q (1311)      DWES EG
 THELONIUS 21-6631            34  28  2  196  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
-DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         137  40  2  195  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
-ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902         40  20  1  195  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 MONKEY DO 25-4152            32  20  2  195  PRIMATES-R-US (963)        LYRATILAN
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035         30  18     195  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810     47  29  4  194  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
 PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613      26  23     194  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
-BULL DURHAM 5-4324           41  22  1  193  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
-MISS ZING 8-824              75  53  3  192  LADIES IN WAITING (444)    ARKERS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AVONSIDE 13-3927             57  66  1  192  KIWI CONNECTION (747)      DULLENS
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           26  33  1  191  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 JIVE 25-624                 108  70  1  190  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 BURGER KING 47-4152          43  38  3  190  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        28  17     190  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              40  26     188  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 BULL FROG 73-4547            36  18     186  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 TRASH CAN 50-3403            22   8  4  186  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-SCORPIUS 45-3752             46  31     185  KNIGHT BREED (1070)        STORMCROWE
 TUNDRA 45-4280               37  35  1  183  ARCTIC WASTES (1256)       STORMCROWE
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365         51  50     182  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      34  10  1  182  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 SERB SMASHER 71-1393         25  23  2  181  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-PIXIE BLIGHT 73-4427         28  26     180  DARQUE FORCES VIII (1043)  ERINIKA
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708     24  20  1  180  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
-ACE FREHLEY 47-3669          19  11     179  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-NUMBSKULL 52-2948            16  10  2  177  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            29  23     175  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-CLEVER 50-2192               55  36  2  174  RANDOM BLADES (550)        SNOWBOUND
 FIGHTER ACE 47-1189          79  55  6  173  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182       46  28  2  171  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
-CUBA 26-3917                 35  17     170  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613      36  32  1  166  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
-SAMURAI STRIKER 71-62        23  29  1  158  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 SUPER GROVER 50-3413         19   5     157  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           30  37     154  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 AMELIA 28-3417               46  38  1  153  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MIKE TYSON 71-360            30  13  1  144  BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459)     KYR'TERR
 A.O. HELL 54-2523            34  14  2  133  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-CRIMSON MIST 8-5047          37  35  1  131  BLOOD RITES (1253)         ARKERS
-CONFESSION 83-47             48   9  1  122  OLDIES (1312)              TELORINTHE
 GURU GNU 38-4784             18   7     122  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
-OPASAN 28-4381               25  22  1  121  PHANTACITY (1252)          MORYA
-LEO 52-3869                  20   8     118  DARQUE AGES (1257)         FRATSFA
-GODSMACK 82-48417            29  27     108  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SECI 28-4464                 25  20  3  100  PHANTACITY (1252)          MORYA
-YELLOW SUBMARINE 82-33319    23   9      99  COLOR TUNES (1235)         DWES EG
 BISMUTH BENDER 29-5692       18   1  1   97  METAL MINCERS (276)        LAPUR
-YUFFIE 45-4291               20   9      94  DARQUE FORCES (941)        STORMCROWE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LOUIE MURH 72-6395           25  15      90  MIDDLE WAY 9 (1325)        DRAGONHEAD
 ROCK GLAS HUT FUN 8-4851     24  18  3   90  ORCISH IDIOMS (1266)       ARKERS
-GOLD CHARM 16-5903           27   6      87  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
-BLACK 1-8252                 22   8      84  FULL SPECTRUM (1332)       MORDANT
 CHINA 82-35079               15   6      84  MORE PLACES (1306)         DWES EG
-FALLON GRIMM 39-3847         22  15      81  THE MIDDLE WAY (946)       XOCHITHLAN
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662           8   5  1   79  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 MESSY MONGREL 71-1896        19  18      78  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
-TEALIN SALI 52-3496          28  21      77  MIDDLE WAY 8 (1271)        FRATSFA
 RED ALERT 50-139             24  16      77  PUBLIC ENEMY (1331)        SNOWBOUND
-FLUKE 14-4671                22  11      77  F WORDS (1342)             TOBIR
-QUITA REMMING 83-294         19  26      75  MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309)       TELORINTHE
-ORRIE POLLAS 83-295          24  22  2   73  MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309)       TELORINTHE
-MRS. POTATOE HEAD 73-5723    19   7      70  DREW'S BOYS II (1321)      ERINIKA
-WOOF WOOF 11-7357            20   8      68  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
 SKI MASK 58-5869             54  97  1   66  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-PANAMA OATS 73-5839          23  22      66  MIDDLE WAY 18 (1310)       ERINIKA
 G W BUSH 59-2764             18  12  1   66  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-MIGRANE 30-3168              19  11  1   63  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
-COSTA RICA 82-35078          15  17  1   63  MORE PLACES (1306)         DWES EG
 GLACIER 58-5887              31  40      62  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 ALPHONSO BLACK 7-6108        20   8  1   60  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         19  11      56  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-LILAS KEELER 73-5840         20  24  1   54  MIDDLE WAY 18 (1310)       ERINIKA
 TUSCAN FLAME 52-4153         15  12      53  PYROMANIA (32)             FRATSFA
-KARIN LO 83-292              19  27      52  MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309)       TELORINTHE
 LORD FOUL 59-1395            15  17  1   45  BLOODGUARD (1341)          ILLIS
-ROMOR SAITH 72-6398          18  22  2   30  MIDDLE WAY 9 (1325)        DRAGONHEAD
-TORANS ULRIK 72-6399         15  25      26  MIDDLE WAY 9 (1325)        DRAGONHEAD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

     There's been some kind of delay in the Commission office.  So, in the interests
     of getting this newsletter to the printer with all possible speed, once again I
     will forego the spy report.  It's the pits, but there it is. -- Ketchum

Jorja -- No.  No!  Don't do that!  This is the best ADM arena in all the lands, and
much of that is because of you!  No!  Don't go! -- The Consortium Elders

Quita Remming -- How does that song go? "We all live in a Yellow Submarine, a Yellow
Submarine...."  So cool! -- Yellow Submarine

Mad Cat -- You showed me you deserved to be the champ and Tower Guardian.  Salute! --
Queen

Viking Raider -- I really had a great time with you and that potent weapon of yours.
Oh, my!  Was it as good for you as it was for me? -- Whacking Willow

Philly is coming.  Philly is coming.  See you there. -- The Consortium Folk

The Consortium Publicist -- Sorry, our client was otherwise occupied with various
international tax offices.  A contribution of expertise to the cause will help avoid
such delays in the future. -- Crip's Accountant

Gabber Knight -- Not overly surprised by the result despite the contrast in records,
yours shows you are hard to defeat. -- Dutch Treat

Wynett -- Okay, consider us impressed. -- Land of Flush

Loogie Clap -- I always thought axes tasted better than greatswords. -- Disco Queen

Violator -- Curious choice of weapons.  I'm sure had you used something more
suitable, you would have won. -- London Quireboy

Whirlwind -- Well, Slap me silly. -- Rubber Knife

Ghost Dancer -- Well, Slap me sillier. -- Rubber Knife

Serb Smasher -- At least we now know who carries the bigger stick. -- King Foraday

Haze -- The extra years of scars and experience certainly made the difference in that
fight. -- Dark Tower

Hagar Bluetooth -- Won't you ever quit?? -- Ace Frehley

Alphonso Black -- If I was an Orca, I might be impressed.  But I'm not, so I'm not.
-- Dorsal Finn

Balliol Blackmoon -- Interesting way for an Aim Blow to hit someone. --Hari-Kari

Chuck Norris -- Okay, I declare that fight the upset of the week.  I'm still shaking
my head over that one. -- Miss Zing

Stigma of Stupid -- Not was I expected from one of your style.  I too shall hide my
head in shame. -- Rotten Liver

Toadkiller Dog -- Didn't you go off to Primus a few years back? -- Monkey Business

Whacking Willow -- Okay, I break all your weapons, and I break all your shields, but
I still don't have enough wind in the sails to finish you off??? -- Viking Raider

     It was a windless day.  All the weather observers commented on it.

Black Flag -- Quite the size discrepancy there. -- Bull Durham

Cannonball -- What goes up, must come down. -- African Queen

     Why?

Puppy on Patrol -- I'm not used to canine flotillas around my waters. -- Cuba

Leo -- Why, thank you, for letting me attack first.  I'm sure that was the deciding
factor in the result. -- Base On Bulls

Crimson Mist -- Did you rig that?  I was quite sure I wasn't training skills. -- Bull
Frog

Godsmack -- Thanks for the hospitable welcome to Chrysalis.  Seems much more inviting
than Home Guard. -- A.O. Hell

Tealin Sali -- Yes, yes, it was. I hope you realise it does sort of go with my name
*grin*. -- Lord Foul

Rock Glas Hut Fun -- It appears you mistook me for a glass hut, I hope you don't make
that mistake again in the future.  And no, I'm not suggesting a rematch anytime soon,
that would probably end the same way as last time. -- Lord Foul

Ketchum -- We're TRYING to go inactive.  People in the Commission office aren't
LISTENING. -- Tealin Sali for the Middle Way

Migraine -- I have a headache. -- Tealin Sali

Why did the Unemployed Person learn five skills and *I* didn't get any? -- Ski Mask,
Founder and President of Ducks with Swords, unfairly discriminated against

I really don't like rats.  Especially when they're Rats, and almost as big as I am.
-- Glacier

Has anybody been feeding the standbys red meat?  Is this what Ketchum meant when he
spoke of "strange things being served in the cafeteria"? -- Romor Saith

Ugh, Rats Of Unusual Size.  We hate 'em. -- various gladiators

Mrs. Potatoe Head -- Okay, not a butter and parsley dressing, then. -- Karin Lo

Yuffie -- Well, you're tactful, I'll say that for you.  Short, dark, well-endowed,
and tactful. -- Orrie Pollas

Yellow Submarine -- Yes, this is not Andorak, though why anyone should think we won't
remember passes my understanding.  In Andorak, I would have lost to some Superior
Force or Serpent that didn't even notice me enough to issue a challenge.  I am
honored to have been considered worthy of a challenge, though a skill would have been
good, too. -- Quita Remming

Opasan (and Ketchum) -- The newest brew was, indeed, excellent, and you are invited
to come give it a try. -- Amelia

Huntsman -- "Stoically walked to the Infirmary"?  The fans like it better if you put
on a good show.  Scream, reel around, throw yourself onto a stretcher, that sort of
thing.  It doesn't help how you feel, but they throw better stuff onto the sands. --
Young Joan

Rubber Knife -- I think I need one of those for my next dance. -- Ghost Dancer

Bismuth Bender -- Ah, but I'm not bismuth, you know. -- Karin Lo

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TOADKILLER DOG was viciously subdued by MAD CAT in a 9 minute Challenge Title fight.
RUBBER KNIFE was demolished by STIGMA OF STUPID in a 5 minute Challenge melee.
HARI-KARI was bested by GABBER KNIGHT in a popular 3 minute Challenge contest.
DISCO QUEEN overpowered YOUNG JOAN in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge match.
F.O.A.D. viciously subdued QUEEN in a 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.
PUPPY ON PATROL was beaten by LONDON QUIREBOY in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
BEERVAHNA overpowered AVONSIDE in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
BASE ON BULLS vanquished HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BODDINGTON'S savagely defeated TUNDRA in a exciting 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
THE LION KING overpowered SERB SMASHER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SITS ON HIS DUFF was demolished by BALLIOL BLACKMOON in a 2 minute competition.
ACE METRIC devastated GHOST DANCER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
BURGER KING overcame BALDASSARE in a popular 2 minute gruesome Challenge conflict.
HUNZICKER BOWL overpowered TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
DARK TOWER was luckily beaten by TINY TIM in a crowd pleasing 9 minute brawl.
PHILLIP THE BIRD was devastated by RIRORNI COOK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE savagely defeated THELONIUS in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
THE REFEREE handily defeated VERMICIOUS KNID in a 3 minute mismatched competition.
WHACKING WILLOW was viciously subdued by KING FORADAY in a popular 6 minute match.
AFRICAN QUEEN was vanquished by CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
TAOS was savagely defeated by GOJIRO in a popular 6 minute gruesome fight.
DAIRY QUEEN beat RIRORNI COOK in a action packed 4 minute gory fight.
MONKEY DO was defeated by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a action packed 1 minute match.
STEVE MCQUEEN overpowered RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JIVE beat IMPRISONED SPY in a exciting 1 minute fray.
BLACK JACK SHELACK handily defeated GOJIRO in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
FIGHTER ACE was overpowered by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TRASH CAN was overcome by CLOTTO in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
RUBBER KNIFE luckily beat IMPRISONED SPY in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
UZI overpowered CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
GENERAL PUBLIC luckily beat CANNONBALL in a exciting 2 minute brutal struggle.
AMELIA was devastated by BULL FROG in a 2 minute uneven bout.
HUNTSMAN overpowered MIKE TYSON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SUPER GROVER handily defeated CHEATING MANAGER in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
A GROUNDSKEEPER was viciously subdued by IMPRISONED SPY in a 2 minute bout.
A.O. HELL overcame GURU GNU in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
DORSAL FINN was demolished by BISMUTH BENDER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
UNCLE FESTER was bested by R.O.U.S. in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
G W BUSH vanquished RIRORNI SOLDIER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LORD FOUL was overpowered by SKI MASK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven competition.
GLACIER was demolished by ROCK GLAS HUT FUN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TUSCAN FLAME was demolished by CHINA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RED ALERT was overpowered by SECI in a 1 minute gory uneven bout.
MESSY MONGREL viciously subdued ALPHONSO BLACK in a exciting 8 minute brutal duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   14         AIMED BLOW        47 -  34 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         WALL OF STEEL     60 -  58 -  0      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         SLASHING ATTACK   41 -  40 -  1      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         PARRY-LUNGE       24 -  24 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  24 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    96 - 100 -  2      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         BASHING ATTACK    22 -  27 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  26 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  22 -  0      41  |

Turn 249 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     4 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  8         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  4     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      7 -  7                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   MAD CAT 7-2965             80  52  6  319 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
PARRY-LUNGE      GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243      21   6  0  323 500 BPM (1260)
STRIKING ATTACK  STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948   41  25  1  272 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)
PARRY-STRIKE     THE REFEREE 45-1091        83  52  4  245 AVID FANS (199)
SLASHING ATTACK  SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323    41  25  1  244 HANGOVERS (955)
AIMED BLOW       BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614   41  27  0  228 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)
WALL OF STEEL    LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513    40  17  1  227 CHAPEL ROCK (1108)
TOTAL PARRY      TINY TIM 60-6042           34  12  1  225 CRAZY CREEPS (363)
LUNGING ATTACK   BEERVAHNA 60-4292          43  36  3  220 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    YOUNG JOAN 28-3534         45  64  1  203 DODGE BULLETS (867)

The overall popularity leader is MAD CAT 7-2965.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DARK TOWER 11-1702.  The ten other most popular fighters were MAD CAT 7-2965, 
KING FORADAY 47-3762, TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103, STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948, THE REFEREE 
45-1091, MESSY MONGREL 71-1896, WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167, GURU GNU 38-4784, ALPHONSO 
BLACK 7-6108, and RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546.

The least popular fighter this week was RED ALERT 50-139.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TUSCAN FLAME 52-4153, GLACIER 58-5887, DORSAL FINN 42-1662, 
MIKE TYSON 71-360, FIGHTER ACE 47-1189, LORD FOUL 59-1395, A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613, 
PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708, GHOST DANCER 28-3365, and SERB SMASHER 71-1393.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            2  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  0 0  ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            3  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  1 0  KRILL(44)            1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
TI(23)               1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          3  2 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       8  3 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            1  3 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  2 0  DWES EG(82)          1  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  TROCAR(54)           2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAD CAT 7-2965              80  52  6  319  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 ROCK GLAS HUT FUN 8-4851    24  18  3   90  ORCISH IDIOMS (1266)       ARKERS
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     34  10  1  182  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 DARK TOWER 11-1702          91  59  0  203  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 AVONSIDE 13-3927            57  66  1  192  KIWI CONNECTION (747)      DULLENS
 THELONIUS 21-6631           34  28  2  196  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      46  28  2  171  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 MONKEY DO 25-4152           32  20  2  195  PRIMATES-R-US (963)        LYRATILAN
 TAOS 26-4042                31  20  1  198  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534          45  64  1  203  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 BISMUTH BENDER 29-5692      18   1  1   97  METAL MINCERS (276)        LAPUR
 STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948    41  25  1  272  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
 GURU GNU 38-4784            18   7  0  122  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          30  37  0  154  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    24  20  1  180  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662          8   5  1   79  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 UZI 44-1701                 37  35  1  207  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 THE REFEREE 45-1091         83  52  4  245  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 KING FORADAY 47-3762        69  55  4  237  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TRASH CAN 50-3403           22   8  4  186  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     59  23  1  202  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038        68  46  1  198  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546        40  11  2  197  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 SKI MASK 58-5869            54  97  1   66  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     41  25  1  244  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
 TINY TIM 60-6042            34  12  1  225  CRAZY CREEPS (363)         ARADI
 PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613     26  23  0  194  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          26  33  1  191  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 BASE ON BULLS 73-3101       36  13  4  212  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243       21   6  0  323  500 BPM (1260)             MAZGOURRAH
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614    41  27  0  228  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 QUEEN 82--32229             22  11  0  197  DARK TOADS 05Q (1311)      DWES EG