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Date   : 07/10/2012    Duedate: 08/06/2012

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 250

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SPARF! 54/1139      2566 1242  32 67.4      ORCISH IDIOMS 8/1266
    CRYPTICS 25/150                             UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881
    SKI TAOS 23/860                           6-DEMONIC FURY 44/454  138  121   0 53.3
    AVID FANS 45/199                            STEEL BLADES 30/525
    HANGOVERS 59/955                            RANDOM BLADES 50/550
    REAL BEER 21/859                          7 DARQUE AGES 52/1257  118  110   1 51.8
    THE BULLS 73/255                            DARQUE FORCES 45/941
    BLOWN AWAY 44/398                           KNIGHT BREED 45/1070
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           DARQUE FORCES V 71/1345
    KING'S COURT 11/34                          DARQUE FORCES VIII 73/1043
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                        8 500 BPM 77/1260      809  800   8 50.3
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                         DREW'S BOYS II 73/1321
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         KIWI CONNECTION 13/747
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                      9 VIKINGS 10/1208      163  185   2 46.8
    PRIMATES-R-US 25/963                        SENTINELS 7/1202
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                        HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                        NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
    USELESS TOOLS 57/1249                    10 BLOOD RITES 8/1253   135  161   1 45.6
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       FULL SPECTRUM 1/1332
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                      ARCTIC WASTES 45/1256
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                     TONGUE N CHEEK 82/1203
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117                     NORTHERN LIGHTS 82/1288
    LADIES IN WAITING 8/444                  11 WITLESS WON 39/1052  133  167   0 44.3
    THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812                12 BLOODGUARD 59/1341     2    3   0 40.0
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745               13 DOGS OF WAR 71/418    76  119   1 39.0
    NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343                 PHANTACITY 28/1252
  2-PUBLIC ENEM 50/1331    2    1   0 66.7      BIG BAD BRAWLERS 71/459
  3 OLDIES 83/1312       419  210   1 66.6   14 DODGE BULLET 28/867  511  921   5 35.7
    COLOR TUNES 82/1235                         MIDDLE WAY 8 52/1271
    CRAZY CREEPS 60/363                         MIDDLE WAY 9 72/1325
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                         MIDDLE WAY 18 73/1310
    MORE PLACES 82/1306                         MIDDLE WAY 21 83/1309
    METAL MINCERS 29/276                        CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
    DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311                   15 X-POSSE 72/1093       27   51   2 34.6
  4 TALL TALES 59/1335     6    4   0 60.0   16 PYROMANIA 52/32        1    3   0 25.0
  5 WASTED SCUM 47/1112  112   86   1 56.6   17 THE VIVISECT 62/241    0    1   0  0.0

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 350): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 347): TAXES of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 345): XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 300): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 322): CELESTIAL ROSE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 317): ULTIMA REGUM of IN QUETERNUM (Vae Victis, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 282): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 275): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 251): AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (Marma Duke?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 251): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 252): BOOB of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 67): YODA of OLLIS HEROES (Omega, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 249): MAD CAT of INSP GADGETS MINIONS (The Mun, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 650): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 347): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 345): NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 300): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 317): VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 282): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 245): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 251): ARENAS III (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 251): BASH BROS CABLE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 252): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 67): THE MYRMIDONS (Sigurd Fafnisbane, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 249): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 300): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 322): CELESTIAL ROSE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
                   (turn 321): JOSIE WALES of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 317): ARTICHOKE ON THIS of VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist)
                               SPAWN of FANTASTIC FIVE (?, mgr.)
                   (turn 316): ENDEMIC of BLACK LIGHTING (Dark Angel, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 303): THRESHPACK of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                  (turn 302): RED ALERT of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 251): RED HOT CHILE PAPA of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
                            MONGOL HORDE of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
                            CROSS CZECH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
                            YANKEE DOODLE of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
                            APPLE DANISH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 66): CRACKER JACKS of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     It's a plot, that's what it is.  Every time--EVERY time--we run our fights, it's
in the middle of a week when it seems like half Alastari is running their fights.
Can we get a week with nothing else going on, plenty of time for a thoughtful, well-
considered spy report?  No!  And not only is this the regular over-busy week, it's
the final week of tourney preparations.  It's a plot.  The other Advanced arenas know
we're the best, and they want to make things hard for us.  So, here's our rushed-as-
usual spy report.

     Most avoided team, Royal Flush.  Team avoiding them most, Sentinels.
     Most challenged warrior, Gabber Knight.
     Forty-three fights, thirteen challenges, fourteen standbys.

     ROCK GLAS HUT FUN (8-4851) (24-18-3,90) of ORCISH IDIOMS fought TUSCAN FLAME
(52-4153) (15-12-0,53) of PYROMANIA.  ROCK GLAS HUT FUN won victory over TUSCAN FLAME
in a 2 minute bout.  Broken windows in Tuscany?
     GLACIER (58-5887) (31-40-0,62) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (106-
3) (0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes.  GLACIER subdued RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 2 minute
fight.  Standbys 0-1.
     LORD FOUL (59-1395) (15-17-1,45) of BLOODGUARD fought RAPUNZEL (71-3585) (19-13-
0,70) of DARQUE FORCES V.  LORD FOUL handily defeated RAPUNZEL in a 2 minute gory
one-sided match.  Caught her by the hair.
     G W BUSH (59-2764) (18-12-1,66) of TALL TALES fought SKI MASK (58-5869) (54-97-
1,66) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  G W BUSH devastated SKI MASK in an action packed 1
minute mismatched match.  A Duck Hunter!
     BISMUTH BENDER (29-5692) (18-1-1,97) of METAL MINCERS fought UNCLE FESTER (59-
2768) (19-11-0,56) of TALL TALES.  BISMUTH BENDER vanquished UNCLE FESTER in a 1
minute one-sided conflict.  Uncle Fester was the least popular fighter this week.

     ADAM'S APPLE (52-3203) (33-17-0,178) of OTTO'S PARTS fought OPASAN (28-4381)
(25-22-1,121) of PHANTACITY.  ADAM'S APPLE vanquished OPASAN in a 2 minute bloody
one-sided struggle.  Choked him, from what I could see.
     NUMBSKULL (52-2948) (16-10-2,177) of OTTO'S PARTS fought STYMIE (62-1044) (30-
29-4,139) of THE VIVISECTORS.  NUMBSKULL overpowered STYMIE in a 1 minute uneven
battle.  Ah... okay.  Not a surprise.
     SUPER GROVER (50-3413) (19-5-0,157) of OPEN SESAME fought IMPRISONED SPY (106-9)
(0-0-0,170) of the College of Mimes.  SUPER GROVER was overcome by IMPRISONED SPY in
an exciting 2 minute duel.  Standbys 1-1.
     CUBA (26-3917) (35-17-0,170) of HERE TO PHOENIX fought GURU GNU (38-4784) (18-7-
0,122) of HILLTOP GURUS.  CUBA was vanquished by GURU GNU in an exciting 1 minute
mismatched bout.  This is the fight that caused the most movement in the ranks:  Guru
Gnu up 44, Cuba down 31, and "bruised from objects thrown from the stands."
     HUNZICKER BOWL (23-4182) (46-28-2,171) of SKI TAOS fought CONFESSION (83-47)
(48-9-1,122) of OLDIES.  HUNZICKER BOWL was luckily beaten by CONFESSION in a popular
5 minute gory duel.  All is known, fly at once!

     F.O.A.D. (73-442) (38-18-2,209) of ALPHABET SOUP fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-29)
(0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  F.O.A.D. savagely defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in an
exciting 2 minute bloody match.  Standbys 1-2.
     BULL FROG (73-4547) (36-18-0,186) of THE BULLS fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-22)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  BULL FROG savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in
an exciting 3 minute gruesome struggle.  Standbys 1-3.
     GENERAL PUBLIC (31-3112) (32-24-1,200) of MILITARY MAYHEM fought IMPRISONED SPY
(106-9) (0-0-0,170) of the College of Mimes.  GENERAL PUBLIC unbelievably bested
IMPRISONED SPY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.  Standbys 1-4.
     TAOS (26-4042) (31-20-1,198) of HERE TO PHOENIX fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24) (0-
0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  TAOS savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in an exciting
7 minute bloody fray.  Standbys 1-5.  But what took him so LONG?
     VIKING RAIDER (54-2885) (28-10-1,207) of SPARF! fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24) (0-
0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  VIKING RAIDER overpowered RIRORNI COOK in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.  Standbys 1-6.

     AVONSIDE (13-3927) (57-66-1,192) of KIWI CONNECTION fought LAND OF FLUSH (11-
4373) (35-22-0,198) of CONSORTIUM CRAP.  AVONSIDE was overpowered by LAND OF FLUSH in
a 2 minute one-sided match.  Land is the top parry-lunger this week.
     AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (28-17-0,190) of ROYAL FLUSH fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-
0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  AFRICAN QUEEN defeated TELGOR in an action packed
3 minute gruesome fight.  Standbys 1-7.
     BODDINGTON'S (21-5035) (30-18-0,195) of REAL BEER fought GHOST DANCER (28-3365)
(51-50-0,182) of DODGE BULLETS.  BODDINGTON'S handily defeated GHOST DANCER in a 1
minute mismatched bout.  Naturally.  You can't dance well when you're drowning in
beer.
     STEVE MCQUEEN (47-3908) (60-49-1,207) of ROYAL FLUSH fought RIRORNI COOK (106-
24) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  STEVE MCQUEEN was savagely defeated by
RIRORNI COOK in an action packed 3 minute duel.  Standbys 2-7.
     MONKEY BUSINESS (25-4040) (42-19-1,204) of PRIMATES-R-US fought AMELIA (28-3417)
(46-38-1,153) of DODGE BULLETS.  MONKEY BUSINESS overpowered AMELIA in a 1 minute
uneven match.  No surprise in this.

     ACE METRIC (47-3554) (32-23-0,203) of ROYAL FLUSH fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-
26) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  ACE METRIC defeated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a
popular 2 minute duel.  Standbys 2-8.
     JIVE (25-624) (108-70-1,190) of CRYPTICS fought THELONIUS (21-6631) (34-28-
2,196) of NOMADIC TRIBE.  JIVE was demolished by THELONIUS in an action packed 2
minute brutal one-sided fight.  Hmm, I thought they were a natural pair.
     UZI (44-1701) (37-35-1,207) of BLOWN AWAY fought BALDASSARE (7-6003) (29-23-
0,175) of SENTINELS.  UZI handily defeated BALDASSARE in a 1 minute one-sided
contest.  Uzi is the leading aimed blow.
     TOADKILLER DOG (47-1103) (41-18-1,205) of WASTED SCUM fought MISS ZING (8-824)
(75-53-3,192) of LADIES IN WAITING.  TOADKILLER DOG subdued MISS ZING in an action
packed 5 minute gruesome bout.  Toadkiller is our master of total parrying this week.
     DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (137-40-2,195) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought SAMURAI STRIKER
(71-62) (23-29-1,158) of DOGS OF WAR.  DUTCH TREAT overpowered SAMURAI STRIKER in a 1
minute uneven fight.  Some people just don't come prepared to fight against
overwhelming odds.  Ah... if you figure out how to prepare for that, I'd like to
know, too.  There's a lot of overwhelming odds going around, and not all of it in the
arena.

     THE REFEREE (45-1091) (83-52-4,245) of AVID FANS fought HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-
5850) (34-10-1,182) of VIKINGS.  THE REFEREE overpowered HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute mismatched fight.  The Ref is our most prominent parry-striker.
     DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (70-29-2,216) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
(106-28) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  DISCO QUEEN savagely defeated
ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in an exciting 8 minute match.  Standbys 2-9.
     KING FORADAY (47-3762) (69-55-4,237) of ROYAL FLUSH fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-0-
0,220) of the College of Mimes.  KING FORADAY was overpowered by GOJIRO in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute mismatched brawl.  Standbys 3-9.
     SLIPPERY NIPPLE (59-2323) (41-25-1,244) of HANGOVERS fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN
(106-26) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  SLIPPERY NIPPLE savagely defeated
RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute struggle.  Standbys 3-10.  Slippery is our master
slasher.
     LONDON QUIREBOY (59-2513) (40-17-1,227) of CHAPEL ROCK fought THE BLACKSMITH
(106-22) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  LONDON QUIREBOY was overcome by THE
BLACKSMITH in a popular 4 minute conflict.  Standbys 3-11.  This was a good week not
to be on the standby team.

The challenges:
     A.O. HELL (54-2523) (34-14-2,133) of USELESS TOOLS challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-
3520) (30-37-0,154) of WITLESS WONDERS.  Up 21.  A.O. HELL narrowly defeated TAMMY
FAYE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.  If Tammy'd had time for her nail
polish to dry, things might've been different.  Or not.
     ACE FREHLEY (47-3669) (19-11-0,179) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged SERB SMASHER (71-
1393) (25-23-2,181) of DOGS OF WAR.  Up 2.  ACE FREHLEY bested SERB SMASHER in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.  Ace is not a serb, I can see that.
     PHILLIP THE BIRD (40-3708) (24-20-1,180) of CRUEL PET NAMES challenged TUNDRA
(45-4280) (37-35-1,183) of ARCTIC WASTES.  Up 3.  PHILLIP THE BIRD handily defeated
TUNDRA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.  You know how it is with birds, fly
over, make a statement, and gone.
     BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (41-22-1,193) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged PUPPY ON PATROL
(71-1613) (26-23-0,194) of DOGS OF WAR.  Up 1.  BULL DURHAM overpowered PUPPY ON
PATROL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Experience does it.
     ROTTEN LIVER (52-2902) (40-20-1,195) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged QUEEN (82-33307)
(22-11-0,197) of DARK TOADS 05Q.  Up 2.  ROTTEN LIVER defeated QUEEN in an action
packed 3 minute Challenge duel.  Probably something clever I could say there, but I
think not today.
     WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (59-23-1,202) of FLOWER GIRLS challenged GABBER KNIGHT
(77-2243) (21-6-0,323) of 500 BPM.  Up 121.  WHACKING WILLOW won victory over GABBER
KNIGHT in a 5 minute Challenge duel.  Gabber Knight, besides being most challenged
was most popular.

     RUBBER KNIFE (54-2038) (68-46-1,198) of USELESS TOOLS challenged YOUNG JOAN (28-
3534) (45-64-1,203) of DODGE BULLETS.  Up 5.  RUBBER KNIFE overcame YOUNG JOAN in an
action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.  Despite this loss, Joan is the top ripper.
     BURGER KING (47-4152) (43-38-3,190) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged CANNONBALL (72-
5313) (26-33-1,191) of X-POSSE.  Up 1.  BURGER KING was bested by CANNONBALL in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.  I knew a Burger King once, and I could wish
IT had been "bested" by a cannonball.  But that's another story.
     BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (39-27-2,205) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged STIGMA OF
STUPID (31-4948) (41-25-1,272) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS.  Up 67.  BLACK JACK SHELACK
bested STIGMA OF STUPID in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.  Stigma is the leading
striker.
     DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (103-52-3,204) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged CHUCK NORRIS (71-
993) (25-19-1,244) of BIG BAD BRAWLERS.  Up 40.  DAIRY QUEEN luckily beat CHUCK
NORRIS in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.  Dairy is the steeliest wall.
     HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (40-26-0,188) of SENTINELS challenged THE LION KING (47-6360)
(27-9-0,198) of ROYAL FLUSH.  Up 10.  HUNTSMAN was bested by THE LION KING in a 2
minute gory Challenge contest.  Hunting is risky, no doubt about it.  Mauled by a
lion!
     BEERVAHNA (60-4292) (43-36-3,220) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH challenged BALLIOL
BLACKMOON (81-614) (41-27-0,228) of DRAGONBANE GUILD.  BEERVAHNA devastated BALLIOL
BLACKMOON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Beervahna is the top-ranked
lunger.

And for the title:
     BASE ON BULLS (73-3101) (36-13-4,212) of THE BULLS challenged MAD CAT (7-2965)
(80-52-6,319) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS.  Up 107.  BASE ON BULLS was demolished by MAD
CAT in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee.  A bold try, though Olaf Modeen
thinks it was based on "THE BULLS' hatred of INSP GADGETS MINIONS," which is news to
me.  But maybe they do hate each other.  Mad Cat, besides being the most bodacious
basher, is the overall popularity leader today.  Congratulations.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAD CAT 7-2965               81  52  6  344  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE REFEREE 45-1091          84  52  4  265  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323      42  25  1  252  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
-WYNETT 30-2340               52  46  2  247  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292            44  36  3  238  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
-BLACK FLAG 82-46046          56  41  4  233  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 THELONIUS 21-6631            35  28  2  226  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
-TINY TIM 60-6042             34  12  1  225  CRAZY CREEPS (363)         ARADI
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992          71  29  2  224  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-ASHAR 30-1777                60  50  3  223  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
 TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103       42  18  1  222  WASTED SCUM (1112)         NORTH FORK
-STINGRAY 30-2264             37  38     222  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850   40  27  2  219  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167      60  23  1  218  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 F.O.A.D. 73-442              39  18  2  217  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885        29  10  1  215  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
 UZI 44-1701                  38  35  1  214  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         104  52  3  213  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ACE METRIC 47-3554           33  23     211  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902         41  20  1  210  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 CHUCK NORRIS 71-993          25  20  1  209  BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459)     KYR'TERR
 THE LION KING 47-6360        28   9     208  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038         69  46  1  207  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040      43  19  1  207  PRIMATES-R-US (963)        LYRATILAN
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373        36  22     207  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243        21   7     207  500 BPM (1260)             MAZGOURRAH
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324           42  22  1  206  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
-HAZE 82-49272                35  25     206  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1288)     DWES EG
-VIOLATOR 44-2122             58  48  1  204  DEMONIC FURY (454)         KRILL
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035         31  18     204  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-DARK TOWER 11-1702           91  59     203  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534           45  65  1  203  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        29  17     203  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112       33  24  1  202  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 TAOS 26-4042                 32  20  1  202  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
-LOOGIE CLAP 82-46049         41  38  2  201  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
-HARI-KARI 73-3049            55  10     200  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           27  33  1  199  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 MISS ZING 8-824              75  54  3  198  LADIES IN WAITING (444)    ARKERS
 STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948     41  26  1  198  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
-WHIRLWIND 30-3437            32  25     198  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         138  40  2  197  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
-RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546         40  11  2  197  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 BASE ON BULLS 73-3101        36  14  4  197  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 QUEEN 82-33307               22  12     197  DARK TOADS 05Q (1311)      DWES EG
-MONKEY DO 25-4152            32  20  2  195  PRIMATES-R-US (963)        LYRATILAN
-SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810     47  29  4  194  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708     25  20  1  194  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 BULL FROG 73-4547            37  18     193  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614     41  28     192  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              40  27     192  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 KING FORADAY 47-3762         69  56  4  191  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 AVONSIDE 13-3927             57  67  1  188  KIWI CONNECTION (747)      DULLENS
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      40  18  1  188  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613      26  24     188  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 ACE FREHLEY 47-3669          20  11     187  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908        60  50  1  186  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      34  11  1  186  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
-TRASH CAN 50-3403            22   8  4  186  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-SCORPIUS 45-3752             46  31     185  KNIGHT BREED (1070)        STORMCROWE
 BURGER KING 47-4152          43  39  3  185  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 JIVE 25-624                 108  71  1  184  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203         34  17     180  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-PIXIE BLIGHT 73-4427         28  26     180  DARQUE FORCES VIII (1043)  ERINIKA
 SAMURAI STRIKER 71-62        23  30  1  180  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948            17  10  2  179  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365         51  51     178  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 SERB SMASHER 71-1393         25  24  2  177  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
-CLEVER 50-2192               55  36  2  174  RANDOM BLADES (550)        SNOWBOUND
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189          79  55  6  173  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TUNDRA 45-4280               37  36  1  172  ARCTIC WASTES (1256)       STORMCROWE
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            29  24     172  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613      36  32  1  166  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 GURU GNU 38-4784             19   7     166  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
 CONFESSION 83-47             49   9  1  161  OLDIES (1312)              TELORINTHE
 AMELIA 28-3417               46  39  1  161  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 SUPER GROVER 50-3413         19   6     158  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182       46  29  2  154  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 A.O. HELL 54-2523            35  14  2  152  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           30  38     146  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
-MIKE TYSON 71-360            30  13  1  144  BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459)     KYR'TERR
 STYMIE 62-1044               30  30  4  141  THE VIVISECTORS (241)      VALAMANTIS
 CUBA 26-3917                 35  18     139  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
-CRIMSON MIST 8-5047          37  35  1  131  BLOOD RITES (1253)         ARKERS
 OPASAN 28-4381               25  23  1  129  PHANTACITY (1252)          MORYA
-LEO 52-3869                  20   8     118  DARQUE AGES (1257)         FRATSFA
-GODSMACK 82-48417            29  27     108  TONGUE N CHEEK (1203)      DWES EG
 BISMUTH BENDER 29-5692       19   1  1  102  METAL MINCERS (276)        LAPUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SECI 28-4464                 25  20  3  100  PHANTACITY (1252)          MORYA
-YELLOW SUBMARINE 82-33319    23   9      99  COLOR TUNES (1235)         DWES EG
-YUFFIE 45-4291               20   9      94  DARQUE FORCES (941)        STORMCROWE
 ROCK GLAS HUT FUN 8-4851     25  18  3   92  ORCISH IDIOMS (1266)       ARKERS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LOUIE MURH 72-6395           25  15      90  MIDDLE WAY 9 (1325)        DRAGONHEAD
-ENDEMIC 47-7265              24  16      88  BLACK LIGHTNING (1347)     NORTH FORK
-GOLD CHARM 16-5903           27   6      87  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
-COWABUNGA! 11-7360           26   9      87  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
-BLACK 1-8252                 22   8      84  FULL SPECTRUM (1332)       MORDANT
-CHINA 82-35079               15   6      84  MORE PLACES (1306)         DWES EG
-DORSAL FINN 42-1662           8   5  1   79  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
-MESSY MONGREL 71-1896        19  18      78  DOGS OF WAR (418)          KYR'TERR
-TEALIN SALI 52-3496          28  21      77  MIDDLE WAY 8 (1271)        FRATSFA
 G W BUSH 59-2764             19  12  1   77  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-QUITA REMMING 83-294         19  26      75  MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309)       TELORINTHE
-ORRIE POLLAS 83-295          24  22  2   73  MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309)       TELORINTHE
 LORD FOUL 59-1395            16  17  1   72  BLOODGUARD (1341)          ILLIS
-MRS. POTATOE HEAD 73-5723    19   7      70  DREW'S BOYS II (1321)      ERINIKA
-PANAMA OATS 73-5839          23  22      66  MIDDLE WAY 18 (1310)       ERINIKA
 GLACIER 58-5887              32  40      64  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
-MIGRANE 30-3168              19  11  1   63  STEEL BLADES (525)         IAYE
-ASQUITH 39-3843              18   8  1   63  KIWI CONNECTION (1277)     XOCHITHLAN
-COSTA RICA 82-35078          15  17  1   63  MORE PLACES (1306)         DWES EG
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         19  12      61  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-ALPHONSO BLACK 7-6108        20   8  1   60  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 TUSCAN FLAME 52-4153         15  13      60  PYROMANIA (32)             FRATSFA
-GOOD AS GOLD 16-5965         19   2      59  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
 SKI MASK 58-5869             54  98  1   58  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
-LILAS KEELER 73-5840         20  24  1   54  MIDDLE WAY 18 (1310)       ERINIKA
-KARIN LO 83-292              19  27      52  MIDDLE WAY 21 (1309)       TELORINTHE
 RAPUNZEL 71-3585             19  14      47  DARQUE FORCES V (1345)     KYR'TERR
-ROMOR SAITH 72-6398          18  22  2   30  MIDDLE WAY 9 (1325)        DRAGONHEAD
-TORANS ULRIK 72-6399         15  25      26  MIDDLE WAY 9 (1325)        DRAGONHEAD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Glacier -- Looks like rock with glacier is fun, too. -- Rock

Mad Cat -- Wish I could have finished you off.  Next time? -- Toadkiller Dog

Monkey Business -- I'm so old I don't even remember this Primus you speak of. --
Toadkiller Dog

Rubber Knife -- Perhaps a rubber shield next time. -- Stigma of Stupid

Consortium Elders -- It was never my intention to go COMPLETELY inactive, and you see
I have not done that.  Five warriors still fight.  But... seventeen standbys last
time?  That's a little too high.  So, not this time, because the Commission office is
in a tizzy getting ready for the tournament, but NEXT time, I will force a few more
of my slackers out onto the sands.  Don't know which ones yet, I'll have to study the
roster.  But someone more.  Maybe to the extent of... five more.  Equivalent to two
teams, but probably drawn from many. -- Jorja
P.S.  Because I tend not to fight my graduates on the Isle, most of what I've got are
Freshmen.  I'm going to look for, hunt out, target, even, those with a little more
experience.

Disco Queen -- Those flashing lights really make my head ache. -- Young Joan

Ace Metric -- I just couldn't seem to grasp the metre of your dance.  Ah, that was a
dance, wasn't it? -- Ghost Dancer

Bull Frog -- I never expected to see a frog with horns.  Disconcerting. -- Amelia
P.S.  Is your name, by any chance, Jeremiah?

Lord Foul -- Take THAT, you foul creature!  You're probably a Duck Hunter, aren't
you?  No mercy to Duck Hunters. -- Ski Mask, Founder and President of Ducks with
Swords

Rock Glas Hut Fun -- Actually, it might be, now that I think about it.  Provided
you're ready to make a fast escape, since people who live in glas huts don't seem to
have much of a sense of humor where thrown rocks are concerned.  Maybe we'll have to
try it some time. -- Glacier

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BEERVAHNA devastated BALLIOL BLACKMOON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BASE ON BULLS was demolished by MAD CAT in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee.
HUNTSMAN was bested by THE LION KING in a 2 minute gory Challenge contest.
DAIRY QUEEN luckily beat CHUCK NORRIS in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
BLACK JACK SHELACK bested STIGMA OF STUPID in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
BURGER KING was bested by CANNONBALL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
RUBBER KNIFE overcame YOUNG JOAN in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
WHACKING WILLOW won victory over GABBER KNIGHT in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
ROTTEN LIVER defeated QUEEN in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
BULL DURHAM overpowered PUPPY ON PATROL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PHILLIP THE BIRD handily defeated TUNDRA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ACE FREHLEY bested SERB SMASHER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
A.O. HELL narrowly defeated TAMMY FAYE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
LONDON QUIREBOY was overcome by THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 4 minute conflict.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE savagely defeated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute struggle.
KING FORADAY was overpowered by GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched brawl.
DISCO QUEEN savagely defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a exciting 8 minute match.
THE REFEREE overpowered HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched fight.
DUTCH TREAT overpowered SAMURAI STRIKER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TOADKILLER DOG subdued MISS ZING in a action packed 5 minute gruesome bout.
UZI handily defeated BALDASSARE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
JIVE was demolished by THELONIUS in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
ACE METRIC defeated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 2 minute duel.
MONKEY BUSINESS overpowered AMELIA in a 1 minute uneven match.
STEVE MCQUEEN was savagely defeated by RIRORNI COOK in a action packed 3 minute duel.
BODDINGTON'S handily defeated GHOST DANCER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
AFRICAN QUEEN defeated TELGOR in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fight.
AVONSIDE was overpowered by LAND OF FLUSH in a 2 minute one-sided match.
VIKING RAIDER overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
TAOS savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 7 minute bloody fray.
GENERAL PUBLIC unbelievably bested IMPRISONED SPY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
BULL FROG savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 3 minute gruesome struggle.
F.O.A.D. savagely defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
HUNZICKER BOWL was luckily beaten by CONFESSION in a popular 5 minute gory duel.
CUBA was vanquished by GURU GNU in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
SUPER GROVER was overcome by IMPRISONED SPY in a exciting 2 minute duel.
NUMBSKULL overpowered STYMIE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
ADAM'S APPLE vanquished OPASAN in a 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
BISMUTH BENDER vanquished UNCLE FESTER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
G W BUSH devastated SKI MASK in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
LORD FOUL handily defeated RAPUNZEL in a 2 minute gory one-sided match.
GLACIER subdued RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 2 minute fight.
ROCK GLAS HUT FUN won victory over TUSCAN FLAME in a 2 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  19         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -   9 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   12         AIMED BLOW        45 -  37 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         WALL OF STEEL     66 -  58 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         TOTAL PARRY       24 -  23 -  0      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK   44 -  43 -  1      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         STRIKING ATTACK   26 -  26 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         LUNGING ATTACK   102 - 102 -  2      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       25 -  27 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  28 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  23 -  0      38  |

Turn 250 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        4 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  5         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  5     PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  4         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      7 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              AIMED BLOW         1 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   MAD CAT 7-2965             81  52  6  344 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
PARRY-STRIKE     THE REFEREE 45-1091        84  52  4  265 AVID FANS (199)
SLASHING ATTACK  SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323    42  25  1  252 HANGOVERS (955)
LUNGING ATTACK   BEERVAHNA 60-4292          44  36  3  238 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)
TOTAL PARRY      TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103     42  18  1  222 WASTED SCUM (1112)
AIMED BLOW       UZI 44-1701                38  35  1  214 BLOWN AWAY (398)
WALL OF STEEL    DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685       104  52  3  213 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373      36  22  0  207 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    YOUNG JOAN 28-3534         45  65  1  203 DODGE BULLETS (867)
STRIKING ATTACK  STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948   41  26  1  198 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)

The overall popularity leader is MAD CAT 7-2965.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243.  The ten other most popular fighters were TAOS 26-4042, 
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182, MISS ZING 8-824, DISCO QUEEN 47-1992, THE REFEREE 45-1091, 
TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103, BULL FROG 73-4547, MAD CAT 7-2965, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, and 
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323.

The least popular fighter this week was UNCLE FESTER 59-2768.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were STYMIE 62-1044, CUBA 26-3917, AMELIA 28-3417, TUNDRA 45-4280, 
BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614, SKI MASK 58-5869, GHOST DANCER 28-3365, JIVE 25-624, 
BALDASSARE 7-6003, and SAMURAI STRIKER 71-62.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  1 0  ILLIS(59)            3  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  5 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  KRILL(44)            1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          2  1 0  
TI(23)               0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       8  3 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           2  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          4  1 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            0  4 0  TROCAR(54)           3  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          42  22  1  206  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 MAD CAT 7-2965              81  52  6  344  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 MISS ZING 8-824             75  54  3  198  LADIES IN WAITING (444)    ARKERS
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     34  11  1  186  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       36  22  0  207  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 AVONSIDE 13-3927            57  67  1  188  KIWI CONNECTION (747)      DULLENS
 THELONIUS 21-6631           35  28  2  226  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      46  29  2  154  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040     43  19  1  207  PRIMATES-R-US (963)        LYRATILAN
 TAOS 26-4042                32  20  1  202  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534          45  65  1  203  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 BISMUTH BENDER 29-5692      19   1  1  102  METAL MINCERS (276)        LAPUR
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112      33  24  1  202  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 GURU GNU 38-4784            19   7  0  166  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          30  38  0  146  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    25  20  1  194  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 UZI 44-1701                 38  35  1  214  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 THE REFEREE 45-1091         84  52  4  265  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         71  29  2  224  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 SUPER GROVER 50-3413        19   6  0  158  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     60  23  1  218  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885       29  10  1  215  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
 GLACIER 58-5887             32  40  0   64  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     42  25  1  252  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292           44  36  3  238  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 STYMIE 62-1044              30  30  4  141  THE VIVISECTORS (241)      VALAMANTIS
 CHUCK NORRIS 71-993         25  20  1  209  BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459)     KYR'TERR
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          27  33  1  199  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 F.O.A.D. 73-442             39  18  2  217  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
 GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243       21   7  0  207  500 BPM (1260)             MAZGOURRAH
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614    41  28  0  192  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 QUEEN 82--32229             22  12  0  197  DARK TOADS 05Q (1311)      DWES EG
 CONFESSION 83-47            49   9  1  161  OLDIES (1312)              TELORINTHE