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Date : 08/07/2012 Duedate: 09/03/2012
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 251
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SPARF! 54/1139 2592 1252 32 67.4 DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311
CRYPTICS 25/150 4 TALL TALES 59/1335 7 5 0 58.3
SKI TAOS 23/860 5 WASTED SCUM 47/1112 113 88 1 56.2
AVID FANS 45/199 ORCISH IDIOMS 8/1266
HANGOVERS 59/955 UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881
REAL BEER 21/859 6-DARQUE FORC 71/1345 118 110 1 51.8
THE BULLS 73/255 7 500 BPM 77/1260 813 803 8 50.3
BLOWN AWAY 44/398 COMMON JOE'S 35/509
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 KIWI CONNECTION 13/747
KING'S COURT 11/34 THE FAMILY TREE 73/906
OPEN SESAME 50/668 100% NATURAL GROOVE 20/545
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES 68/1239
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 8 BLOODGUARD 59/1341 3 3 0 50.0
ALPHABET SOUP 73/943 9 VIKINGS 10/1208 165 189 2 46.6
PRIMATES-R-US 25/963 SENTINELS 7/1202
USELESS TOOLS 54/552 HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
USELESS TOOLS 57/1249 10 ARCTIC WAST 45/1256 135 162 1 45.5
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 11 WITLESS WON 39/1052 133 168 0 44.2
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871 12 DOGS OF WAR 71/418 76 125 1 37.8
CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248 PHANTACITY 28/1252
CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117 BIG BAD BRAWLERS 71/459
LADIES IN WAITING 8/444 13 DODGE BULLET 28/867 512 925 5 35.6
THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745 14 X-POSSE 72/1093 27 52 2 34.2
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343 15-PYROMANIA 52/32 1 3 0 25.0
2-PUBLIC ENEM 50/1331 2 1 0 66.7 16 GOTHIC MINI 47/1284 0 4 0 0.0
3 OLDIES 83/1312 419 211 1 66.5 GOTHIC MINISTRY 106/1346
CRAZY CREEPS 60/363 17 VEGAN CANNI 47/1349 1 0 0 100
FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 18 THE VIVISECT 62/241 0 2 0 0.0
MORE PLACES 82/1306 19 THE EMPIRE 34/809 0 1 0 0.0
METAL MINCERS 29/276
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
6 Months Ago -- The Eastern Deserts
The battlefield was shrouded in darkness, save for the torches carried by a
number of the soldiers and several magical orbs of light, which circled above lazily
at the command of the wizards. The engagement had been a short one, as three huge,
lumbering Phase Dragons burst from the nearby caverns and ran straight into the fully
prepared army. The archers took a savage toll on the beasts before the elite
gladiators charged in to finish the fray. As the soldiers cleared the massive bodies
from the cavern mouth a small group of hooded men gathered a short distance away.
"There is no question about it. These are creatures from the Kaikwok Gate."
said Rillion, thoughtfully stroking his short beard. "I just don't understand how
they are accessing our world again despite the gate being completely sealed."
Alongside the mage, the manager known as The Greek Guy sharpened a gleaming
battle axe. "The Dark One said something about a rift or tear. I'm not really up on
Gate Metaphysics, Rill. All I know is they're here and they shouldn't be."
"Managerr said they wouldn't be gone long." Added Rascally Rabbit, looking far
more sinister than his manager name implied, "and that we needed to hold this area
until they got back. So that's what we need to do."
One of the scouts shouted a brief warning and the soldiers assumed battle
formation once more. The three arena managers stepped back behind a shield thrown up
by Rillion and prepared for a second engagement. Within a moment, a snarling wave of
Jaguar warriors erupted from the cavern, pouring out toward the soldiers.
The Greek Guy took the point and motioned to the troops. "Move to engage! Form
up! Initiate Shield Wall! Archers, volley fire!"
A cloud of enchanted arrows hissed into the night, and then descended to shower
death upon the charging Jaguar warriors. Scores of the beast men went down under the
fire but it was just a small fraction of their overall numbers. Within a moment the
first ranks of the jaguars leapt upon the prepared troops, tearing and rending with
their razor sharp talons and fangs. Despite the massive numbers, the shield wall
held, and the gate beasts seemed to be taking the worst of the exchange. After a
moment, however, the Jaguar Warriors found some holes in the ranks and burst through,
creating havoc amongst the defenders.
"Second line-- advance! First line-- fall back!"
The first defensive line fell back in an organized retreat, while a second wave
of defenders moved up. Within a moment, they formed up to from a second defensive
line, while those formerly in the front line moved back to regroup. At the same
time, another wave of arrows showered from the sky and cut down the confused Jaguar
Warriors.
"We learned a lot from the first Gate incursion." Rillion commented to RR. "The
Jaguar Warriors can be a terror one on one, but they don't fight well in organized
battles. Those enchanted arrows help a lot, too. One shot, one kill."
Despite the confident words, the Jaguars were inflicting a savage toll on the
soldiers. It was true, that the majority of the troops were gladiators and former
gladiators who were now protected by immortality magic, but still if they were
consumed by the Gate monsters, there would be no return. As the battle raged, it
became clear that there were too many Jaguar warriors for the small army to defeat.
Rillion flicked his staff and sent a fireball into the Jaguar's flank. It erupted
into a flaming explosion of heat and pressure, sending scores of the beast men
flying. As he did so, the Rabbit gathered a nearby troop and rushed to cut off a
Jaguar offensive.
The Greek Guy motioned for the trumpeters to sound the retreat. "Back up the
hill! Form defensive units. Skirmishers forward to slow the advance."
"This is not going well." Rillion commented as he blasted away a row of Jaguars
with a bolt of lightning.
As he prepared a second bolt, he noticed a large vortex opening nearby. A
travelling Gate was being opened. Which meant either more Jaguars, or...?
A second small army of heavily armored gladiator-soldiers appeared. At their
head rode Managerr, on a white stallion, and the Dark One, on his black gelding.
They motioned and their warriors charged into the Jaguar Warriors flank. The numbers
now more even, the first army charged down the hill. Within minutes the Jaguar
forces were destroyed. Only a handful survived to flee back into the cavern.
"Good timing." Rascally Rabbit chuckled, his eyebrow arched, "You couldn't have
arrived just a touch sooner?"
"It took us a while to scout out the ruins of our old training grounds on the
other side of the Kaikwok Gate." Managerr responded, "We stopped by to gather the
second division, as we thought we might need the manpower. Apparently we were right.
The other side of the old Gate is completely empty. They are all gone."
"Gone? There were millions of beings on that world. You're telling me that
they're all gone?"
The Dark One waved his staff and a vision of the Kaikwok Gate world appeared.
It was decimated. Forests burned and blasted, temples shattered, riverbeds and lakes
dried up and shriveled. "As he said. All gone. We detected residual magic. Gate
magic. I am not certain if it was left from an invader that came, exterminated that
world and enslaved what was left of the population or possibly the denizens of that
world developed Gate travel on its own and departed a dying world. We have no way of
knowing which is the case."
The Greek Guy received a message from one of the army runners, read it quickly
and motioned to his fellows. "The engineers are ready."
He motioned to a figure high up on the cliffside above the cave. In a moment, a
thunderous explosion shook the ground. Instantly a shower of boulders, shards of
stone and dirt rained down, burying the cavern opening under half the mountainside.
Rillion nodded. "That will do for this Gate access, but I expect there will be
more."
Three Months Ago -- The Dark Citadel -- Isle of of the Eye
The Brotherhood of the Blade sat around the titanic obsidian table where they
often planned and plotted together. This occasion was more serious, however, than
their usual debates over gladiatorial tactics and battle plans. They were instead
embroiled in a lengthy discourse regarding the ongoing Gate incursions that had been
detected.
"Sheila and her mage council can't figure out how to stop it." Managerr noted.
"Sheila?" The Greek Guy chuckled, "First name basis now, are we?"
Managerr smirked at him. "They can close the Gate opening when they find it,
but then another one opens somewhere else within a few days. At some point they are
going to get access in a remote area and we won't find it in time. If they can move
in a large force, it will be next to impossible to beat them back and close the
access. It will be a mess."
"And we still have no idea who is behind this and what's going on." Rillion
added.
"What we do know is that we don't have enough days in the week to keep running
around closing gates and fighting battles. We're shorthanded. Zalgor's missing in
action and Caesar is off-world fighting wars of his own. Without their forces it's
even worse." Rascally Rabbit shuffled through his roster. "I've lost 15% of my
personal troops and I know you all have suffered losses as well."
Managerr agreed. "We're definitely short on members. Mad Max and Tig Toad are
retired. With Zalgor inactive and Caesar battling Picts or whatnot, we are at five
members. Just barely enough in normal times and way short in these times."
"We need to recruit some new members." The Greek Guy stated. "We have a
tournament coming up and can talk to some managers there. We need to find those who
are like-minded and who would get along with the rest of us, which is not always
easy."
"Agreed." said the Dark One from beneath his cowl, "We can then announce our new
members. We need more men and more troops. I think we all have some candidates in
mind. First, they must have no other allegiances. Second, they must have the
martial knowledge we expect from our members. And, the Greek Guy mentioned, they
have to be able to deal with us."
Present Day -- the Isle of the Eye
One of the arena scribes rushed into the GC headquarters. "We need 100 runners
to travel to every city in the land. We're being paid 1,000 gold sovereigns to get
the news out!"
"What news?"
"The Brotherhood of the Blade is expanding!! Here is the announcement!"
***** ***** *****
Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The Brotherhood of the Blade has chosen to add the following
new members to our ranks. Effective immediately, the following managers have been
offered and have accepted membership to the Brotherhood:
Bubbaganoosh
Grimm
Khisanth
May their successes be great and their victories many under our banner!
Officially -- Managerr -- Grand High Moose of the Brotrotherhood of the Blade
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 351): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 348): TAXES of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 346): VENGEANCE of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 301): UDARN VOYL of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 323): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 318): FROSTY of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 304): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 298): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 283): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 276): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 252): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 252): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 253): BOOB of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 68): MORIS NAHR of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 250): MAD CAT of INSP GADGETS MINIONS (The Mun, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 351): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 348): DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 346): THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 301): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 322): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 318): VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 304): THE MYRMIDONS (Sigurd Fafnisbane, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 298): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 283): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 276): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 252): ARENAS III (Kharadmon?, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 252): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 253): SUPER STARS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 68): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 250): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 28 MORYA (turn 348): TAXES of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 300): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 322): CELESTIAL ROSE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 318): SALAD SLAYER of VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
(turn 317): ARTICHOKE ON THIS of VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist)
SPAWN of FANTASTIC FIVE (?, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 303): THRESHPACK of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 297): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 253): BOOB of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, here's the deal. No one wrote personals. I had to go out and intimidate
Jorja's crew into doing something. No one wrote a column. There WERE challenges and
avoids issued, so the managers of Crysalis were managing. They just haven't been
TALKING. Irritating, but... oh, well.
Point movements: Uncle Fester up twenty-eight. (Rock Glas Hut Fun is compared
to a melon.) Ace Metric down thirty-one, after losing to a standby.
Most avoided, Tongue N Cheek. Avoiding them most, Royal Flush
Most challenged, Chuck Norris.
Forty-two fights, fifteen challenges, ten standbys.
For assorted reasons, I'm only going to cover the challenge matches today. Here they
are:
MIKE TYSON (71-360) (30-13-1,144) of BIG BAD BRAWLERS challenged NUMBSKULL (52-
2948) (17-10-2,179) of OTTO'S PARTS. Up 35. MIKE TYSON was viciously subdued by
NUMBSKULL in a 2 minute Challenge fight. A bold challenge and an unsurprising
result.
OPASAN (28-4381) (25-23-1,129) of PHANTACITY challenged A.O. HELL (54-2523) (35-
14-2,152) of USELESS TOOLS. Up 23. OPASAN was savagely defeated by A.O. HELL in a
popular 2 minute Challenge brawl. Why was A.O. savage? Who can guess.
SAMURAI STRIKER (71-62) (23-30-1,180) of DOGS OF WAR challenged THE LION KING
(47-6360) (28-9-0,208) of ROYAL FLUSH. Up 28. SAMURAI STRIKER was bested by THE
LION KING in a 2 minute Challenge battle. Lions can be tricky to fight. You'll
note, by the way, that large as the challenge margin is, none of these fights was
called "uneven."
A GROUNDSKEEPER (45-1613) (36-32-1,166) of AVID FANS challenged BALDASSARE (7-
6003) (29-24-0,172) of SENTINELS. Up 6. A GROUNDSKEEPER was narrowly defeated by
BALDASSARE in a 2 minute Challenge match. Could it be that the Groundskeeper was
"mowed down"?
FIGHTER ACE (47-1189) (79-55-6,173) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged SERB SMASHER (71-
1393) (25-24-2,177) of DOGS OF WAR. Up 4. FIGHTER ACE overpowered SERB SMASHER in a
popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. Obviously, he came by the name of "Ace"
honestly. And there's the difference in visible experience.
MONKEY BUSINESS (25-4040) (43-19-1,207) of PRIMATES-R-US challenged GABBER
KNIGHT (77-2243) (21-7-0,207) of 500 BPM. Straight across. MONKEY BUSINESS was
vanquished by GABBER KNIGHT in a 1 minute Challenge duel. No monkeying around out
there today!
TRASH CAN (50-3403) (22-8-4,186) of OPEN SESAME challenged AVONSIDE (13-3927)
(57-67-1,188) of KIWI CONNECTION. Up 2. TRASH CAN slimly won victory over AVONSIDE
in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel. I never thought of a trash can as "slim," but
maybe this is the new trend. Everything's got to be slim these days.
STIGMA OF STUPID (31-4948) (41-26-1,198) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS challenged BLACK
JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (40-27-2,219) of ROYAL FLUSH. Up 21. STIGMA OF STUPID was
overcome by BLACK JACK SHELACK in a 1 minute Challenge melee. Yes, well, note the
name of the challenger....
DARK TOWER (11-1702) (91-59-0,203) of KING'S COURT challenged YOUNG JOAN (28-
3534) (45-65-1,203) of DODGE BULLETS. Straight across. DARK TOWER devastated YOUNG
JOAN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge competition. Maybe Joan needs to let her hair
grow long so she can climb down from the tower?
BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (42-22-1,206) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged CHUCK NORRIS (71-
993) (25-20-1,209) of BIG BAD BRAWLERS. Up 3. BULL DURHAM vanquished CHUCK NORRIS
in an exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Chuck was most challenged,
remember.
MONKEY DO (25-4152) (32-20-2,195) of PRIMATES-R-US challenged QUEEN (82-33307)
(22-12-0,197) of DARK TOADS 05Q. Up 2. MONKEY DO subdued QUEEN in a crowd pleasing
3 minute Challenge competition. The second monkey, and this one was more successful.
PUPPY ON PATROL (71-1613) (26-24-0,188) of DOGS OF WAR challenged TAOS (26-4042)
(32-20-1,202) of HERE TO PHOENIX. Up 14. PUPPY ON PATROL was defeated by TAOS in a
2 minute Challenge fight. Yes, well... the Taos Lightning, you know. Puppies can't
handle it.
CANNONBALL (72-5313) (27-33-1,199) of X-POSSE challenged THE REFEREE (45-1091)
(84-52-4,265) of AVID FANS. Up 66. CANNONBALL was overpowered by THE REFEREE in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge duel. That goes beyond bold.
DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (104-52-3,213) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged THELONIUS (21-
6631) (35-28-2,226) of NOMADIC TRIBE. Up 13. DAIRY QUEEN devastated THELONIUS in a
2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Queens are like that. Always like to win.
For the title:
SLIPPERY NIPPLE (59-2323) (42-25-1,252) of HANGOVERS challenged MAD CAT (7-2965)
(81-52-6,344) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS. Up 92, I think. I don't do math if I can
avoid it, that's for the clerks. But it looks like 92. SLIPPERY NIPPLE was
vanquished by MAD CAT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle. And the silent
Cat remains our top warrior. Congratulations.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAD CAT 7-2965 82 52 6 364 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE REFEREE 45-1091 85 52 4 276 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 45 36 3 244 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 43 18 1 240 WASTED SCUM (1112) NORTH FORK
BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 41 27 2 232 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 30 10 1 231 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 72 29 2 230 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243 22 7 230 500 BPM (1260) MAZGOURRAH
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 105 52 3 228 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-TINY TIM 60-6042 34 12 1 225 CRAZY CREEPS (363) ARADI
F.O.A.D. 73-442 40 18 2 223 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 43 22 1 220 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
UZI 44-1701 39 35 1 220 BLOWN AWAY (398) KRILL
LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 37 22 220 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
-WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 60 23 1 218 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902 42 20 1 218 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
DARK TOWER 11-1702 92 59 214 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 30 17 210 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
THE LION KING 47-6360 29 9 210 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 70 46 1 209 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 41 27 209 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
MONKEY DO 25-4152 33 20 2 209 PRIMATES-R-US (963) LYRATILAN
GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 34 24 1 207 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
TAOS 26-4042 33 20 1 206 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 139 40 2 205 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
THELONIUS 21-6631 35 29 2 204 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 32 26 1 203 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD
HARI-KARI 73-3049 56 10 202 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 41 11 2 199 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
-MISS ZING 8-824 75 54 3 198 LADIES IN WAITING (444) ARKERS
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 45 66 1 198 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 42 26 1 198 HANGOVERS (955) ILLIS
STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 41 27 1 198 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL
-BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 36 14 4 197 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
CANNONBALL 72-5313 27 34 1 197 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 31 19 196 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
CHUCK NORRIS 71-993 25 21 1 195 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR
QUEEN 82-33307 22 13 195 DARK TOADS 05Q (1311) DWES EG
MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040 43 20 1 194 PRIMATES-R-US (963) LYRATILAN
BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 41 29 194 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
TRASH CAN 50-3403 23 8 4 193 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
-KING FORADAY 47-3762 69 56 4 191 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 34 12 1 191 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
PAUL 35-2349 45 50 2 189 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613 26 25 189 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 40 18 1 188 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 80 55 6 187 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
AVONSIDE 13-3927 57 68 1 187 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS
NUMBSKULL 52-2948 18 10 2 187 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 60 50 1 186 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 25 21 1 186 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BURGER KING 47-4152 43 39 3 185 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BULL FROG 73-4547 37 19 185 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
-JIVE 25-624 108 71 1 184 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 47 30 4 182 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812) ERINIKA
ACE FREHLEY 47-3669 20 12 182 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GHOST DANCER 28-3365 51 52 180 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
ACE METRIC 47-3554 33 24 180 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BALDASSARE 7-6003 30 24 180 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
SAMURAI STRIKER 71-62 23 31 1 180 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 34 18 177 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
GURU GNU 38-4784 19 8 176 HILLTOP GURUS (1282) CLIFFHOME
TUNDRA 45-4280 37 37 1 173 ARCTIC WASTES (1256) STORMCROWE
AMELIA 28-3417 46 40 1 172 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
SERB SMASHER 71-1393 25 25 2 171 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613 36 33 1 166 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
-CONFESSION 83-47 49 9 1 161 OLDIES (1312) TELORINTHE
-SUPER GROVER 50-3413 19 6 158 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
A.O. HELL 54-2523 36 14 2 155 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
-HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 46 29 2 154 SKI TAOS (860) TI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MIKE TYSON 71-360 30 14 1 150 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR
BANDAGED HAND 20-2765 20 17 2 147 100% NATURAL GROOVE (545) SEAM
-CUBA 26-3917 35 18 139 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
OPASAN 28-4381 25 24 1 136 PHANTACITY (1252) MORYA
SCUMMY BOY 73-3371 21 10 136 THE FAMILY TREE (906) ERINIKA
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 30 39 129 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
STYMIE 62-1044 30 31 4 127 THE VIVISECTORS (241) VALAMANTIS
-BISMUTH BENDER 29-5692 19 1 1 102 METAL MINCERS (276) LAPUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SECI 28-4464 25 20 3 100 PHANTACITY (1252) MORYA
LORD FOUL 59-1395 17 17 1 93 BLOODGUARD (1341) ILLIS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 20 12 89 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-COWABUNGA! 11-7360 26 9 87 BULLDOGS (174) ARUAK CITY
DORSAL FINN 42-1662 9 5 1 85 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
-CHINA 82-35079 15 6 84 MORE PLACES (1306) DWES EG
SKI MASK 58-5869 55 98 1 82 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
-MESSY MONGREL 71-1896 19 18 78 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
ROCK GLAS HUT FUN 8-4851 25 19 3 74 ORCISH IDIOMS (1266) ARKERS
BARUS 34-1303 22 27 72 THE EMPIRE (809) MONUNTIAL
-SAVAGE SNOWBALL 52-4085 20 9 2 71 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
-ASQUITH 39-3843 18 8 1 63 KIWI CONNECTION (1277) XOCHITHLAN
-ALPHONSO BLACK 7-6108 20 8 1 60 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
GLACIER 58-5887 32 41 59 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
-GOOD AS GOLD 16-5965 19 2 59 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
-CRACKER JACKS 83-303 15 12 1 58 OLDIES (1312) TELORINTHE
G W BUSH 59-2764 19 13 1 57 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
ARTICHOKE ON THIS! 47-7226 15 8 1 57 VEGAN CANNIBALS (1349) NORTH FORK
SPECTRE 47-5654 14 14 1 46 GOTHIC MINISTRY (1284) NORTH FORK
-SPAWN 47-4283 11 10 43 FANTASTIC FIVE (1348) NORTH FORK
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Consortium Elders -- Okay, nobody extra from our place this time. Too darned much
"real life" going on. Maybe next time.... -- Jorja
The Rirorni Soldier was embarrassingly easy. -- Glacier
G W Bush -- You HUNTER! You LIAR! Your so-called "victory" was just a tall tale! --
Ski Mask, founder and president of Ducks With Swords
Boddington's -- The spilled beer made the floor slippery. -- Ghost Dancer
Monkey Business -- I never did care for monkeys. They are NOT "cute." -- Amelia
Rubber Knife -- I wish you'd come over to our place. The spatula we use to spread
chicken salad has died on us, and I think you'd do well. -- Young Joan
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DAIRY QUEEN devastated THELONIUS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE was vanquished by MAD CAT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
CANNONBALL was overpowered by THE REFEREE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
PUPPY ON PATROL was defeated by TAOS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
MONKEY DO subdued QUEEN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge competition.
BULL DURHAM vanquished CHUCK NORRIS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DARK TOWER devastated YOUNG JOAN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
STIGMA OF STUPID was overcome by BLACK JACK SHELACK in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
TRASH CAN slimly won victory over AVONSIDE in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
MONKEY BUSINESS was vanquished by GABBER KNIGHT in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
FIGHTER ACE overpowered SERB SMASHER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
A GROUNDSKEEPER was narrowly defeated by BALDASSARE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
SAMURAI STRIKER was bested by THE LION KING in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
OPASAN was savagely defeated by A.O. HELL in a popular 2 minute Challenge brawl.
MIKE TYSON was viciously subdued by NUMBSKULL in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
F.O.A.D. devastated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE was viciously subdued by DISCO QUEEN in a unpopular 43 minute brawl.
BEERVAHNA overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
VIKING RAIDER savagely defeated HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
ACE METRIC was overpowered by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
UZI beat GOJIRO in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fray.
TOADKILLER DOG devastated BODDINGTON'S in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
ACE FREHLEY was defeated by RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
PHILLIP THE BIRD was vanquished by TELGOR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
AFRICAN QUEEN demolished TUNDRA in a action packed 2 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
ROTTEN LIVER overpowered PAUL in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
RUBBER KNIFE overcame AMELIA in a 2 minute duel.
RUBBER KNIFE beat GHOST DANCER in a 2 minute gory fight.
DUTCH TREAT slimly won victory over RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 3 minute fray.
LAND OF FLUSH beat BALLIOL BLACKMOON in a popular 2 minute match.
GENERAL PUBLIC defeated GURU GNU in a exciting 3 minute bout.
BULL FROG was overpowered by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
HARI-KARI viciously subdued IMPRISONED SPY in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal fight.
SITS ON HIS DUFF was subdued by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 2 minute struggle.
HUNTSMAN overpowered ADAM'S APPLE in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fray.
BANDAGED HAND demolished STYMIE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TAMMY FAYE lost to SCUMMY BOY in a popular 6 minute bout.
ROCK GLAS HUT FUN was viciously subdued by UNCLE FESTER in a 2 minute bout.
BARUS was handily defeated by LORD FOUL in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
GLACIER was demolished by DORSAL FINN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SKI MASK devastated G W BUSH in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ARTICHOKE ON THIS! won victory over SPECTRE in a 2 minute conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 19 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 9 - 0 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 13 TOTAL PARRY 27 - 21 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 AIMED BLOW 43 - 37 - 0 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 65 - 59 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 6 PARRY-LUNGE 28 - 26 - 0 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 SLASHING ATTACK 44 - 44 - 1 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 LUNGING ATTACK 101 - 102 - 2 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 BASHING ATTACK 24 - 28 - 0 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 31 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 21 - 0 38 |
Turn 251 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 10 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 2 AIMED BLOW 2 - 4 2 PARRY-STRIKE
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 7 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 8 - 5 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK MAD CAT 7-2965 82 52 6 364 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
PARRY-STRIKE THE REFEREE 45-1091 85 52 4 276 AVID FANS (199)
LUNGING ATTACK BEERVAHNA 60-4292 45 36 3 244 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)
TOTAL PARRY TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 43 18 1 240 WASTED SCUM (1112)
SLASHING ATTACK VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 30 10 1 231 SPARF! (1139)
PARRY-LUNGE GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243 22 7 0 230 500 BPM (1260)
WALL OF STEEL DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 105 52 3 228 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
AIMED BLOW UZI 44-1701 39 35 1 220 BLOWN AWAY (398)
PARRY-RIPOSTE YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 45 66 1 198 DODGE BULLETS (867)
STRIKING ATTACK STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 41 27 1 198 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)
The overall popularity leader is MAD CAT 7-2965. The most popular warrior this turn
was TAMMY FAYE 39-3520. The ten other most popular fighters were VIKING RAIDER
54-2885, HARI-KARI 73-3049, GURU GNU 38-4784, NUMBSKULL 52-2948, A.O. HELL 54-2523,
LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373, SCUMMY BOY 73-3371, UNCLE FESTER 59-2768, MONKEY DO 25-4152,
and BALDASSARE 7-6003.
The least popular fighter this week was DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666. The other ten
least popular fighters were DISCO QUEEN 47-1992, G W BUSH 59-2764, GLACIER 58-5887,
BARUS 34-1303, STYMIE 62-1044, ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203, PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708,
BANDAGED HAND 20-2765, BULL FROG 73-4547, and AMELIA 28-3417.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 0 1 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 3 0 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 1 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 2 2 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 2 0 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 1 0 0 KRILL(44) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 5 0
SUNSET(21) 0 2 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
LYRATILAN(25) 1 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 8 3 0 ERINIKA(73) 3 2 0
CALEAM(26) 2 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 0 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 4 0 FRATSFA(52) 2 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 1 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 1 0 TROCAR(54) 3 0 0 DWES EG(82) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 43 22 1 220 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
MAD CAT 7-2965 82 52 6 364 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
ROCK GLAS HUT FUN 8-4851 25 19 3 74 ORCISH IDIOMS (1266) ARKERS
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 34 12 1 191 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 37 22 0 220 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
AVONSIDE 13-3927 57 68 1 187 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS
BANDAGED HAND 20-2765 20 17 2 147 100% NATURAL GROOVE (545) SEAM
THELONIUS 21-6631 35 29 2 204 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
MONKEY DO 25-4152 33 20 2 209 PRIMATES-R-US (963) LYRATILAN
TAOS 26-4042 33 20 1 206 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 45 66 1 198 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 34 24 1 207 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
BARUS 34-1303 22 27 0 72 THE EMPIRE (809) MONUNTIAL
PAUL 35-2349 45 50 2 189 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
GURU GNU 38-4784 19 8 0 176 HILLTOP GURUS (1282) CLIFFHOME
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 30 39 0 129 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 25 21 1 186 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
DORSAL FINN 42-1662 9 5 1 85 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
UZI 44-1701 39 35 1 220 BLOWN AWAY (398) KRILL
THE REFEREE 45-1091 85 52 4 276 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 43 18 1 240 WASTED SCUM (1112) NORTH FORK
TRASH CAN 50-3403 23 8 4 193 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902 42 20 1 218 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 30 10 1 231 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 41 11 2 199 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
SKI MASK 58-5869 55 98 1 82 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 42 26 1 198 HANGOVERS (955) ILLIS
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 45 36 3 244 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
STYMIE 62-1044 30 31 4 127 THE VIVISECTORS (241) VALAMANTIS
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 32 26 1 203 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD
CHUCK NORRIS 71-993 25 21 1 195 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR
CANNONBALL 72-5313 27 34 1 197 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
F.O.A.D. 73-442 40 18 2 223 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA
GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243 22 7 0 230 500 BPM (1260) MAZGOURRAH
BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 41 29 0 194 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
QUEEN 82--32229 22 13 0 195 DARK TOADS 05Q (1311) DWES EG