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Date : 09/04/2012 Duedate: 10/01/2012
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 252
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SPARF! 54/1139 2613 1268 32 67.3 4 WASTED SCUM 47/1112 115 89 1 56.4
CRYPTICS 25/150 ORCISH IDIOMS 8/1266
SKI TAOS 23/860 UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881
AVID FANS 45/199 5-DARQUE FORC 71/1345 118 110 1 51.8
HANGOVERS 59/955 6 500 BPM 77/1260 815 805 8 50.3
REAL BEER 21/859 COMMON JOE'S 35/509
THE BULLS 73/255 KIWI CONNECTION 13/747
BLOWN AWAY 44/398 THE FAMILY TREE 73/906
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 100% NATURAL GROOVE 20/545
KING'S COURT 11/34 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES 68/1239
OPEN SESAME 50/668 INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108 7 TALL TALES 59/1335 7 7 0 50.0
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 8-VIKINGS 10/1208 165 189 2 46.6
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 SENTINELS 7/1202
ALPHABET SOUP 73/943 HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282
PRIMATES-R-US 25/963 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
USELESS TOOLS 54/552 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 9 ARCTIC WAST 45/1256 135 163 1 45.3
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 10 WITLESS WON 39/1052 134 168 0 44.4
USELESS TOOLS 57/1249 11 BLOODGUARD 59/1341 3 4 0 42.9
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 12-DOGS OF WAR 71/418 76 125 1 37.8
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871 PHANTACITY 28/1252
CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248 BIG BAD BRAWLERS 71/459
CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117 13 THE UNHOLY O 53/160 4 7 0 36.4
LADIES IN WAITING 8/444 14 DODGE BULLET 28/867 513 929 5 35.6
THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745 15 X-POSSE 72/1093 27 53 2 33.7
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343 16 THE VIVISECT 62/241 1 2 0 33.3
2 FANTASTIC F 47/1348 2 1 0 66.7 17-PYROMANIA 52/32 1 3 0 25.0
THE STORM REAVERS 31/992 18-GOTHIC MINI 47/1284 0 4 0 0.0
3 OLDIES 83/1312 420 212 1 66.5 GOTHIC MINISTRY 106/1346
FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 19 WRATHMEN XXV 71/882 1 0 0 100
METAL MINCERS 29/276 20 VEGAN CANNI 47/1349 1 1 0 50.0
DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311 21-THE EMPIRE 34/809 0 1 0 0.0
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
King of Primus 2012
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Who:
Sixteen of the top teams and managers in Primus!
Each team must consist of 5 warriors of each of a *different* style.
A team may consist of one or more managers, and each manager can belong to only
one team.
Managers who are able to field 5 warriors of different styles for themselves are
STRONLY encouraged to do so. But for those that can't, combination teams are
definitely allowed. Management reserves the right to veto any combination teams
deemed "overpowered". (Unlikely but you never know.)
What:
The King of Primus is a bracket-style competition where teams of 5 warriors
fight against each other in a match-play like system.
Teams will be seeded 1-16 based on the AVERAGE rank in Primus of their warriors.
(As of turn 594) Warriors MUST be listed in the Turn 594 Newsletter in order to be
eligible for the competition. In case of ties in average rank, ties will be broken
by the ranking of the highest warrior.
Then each team will have a ranking of 1-5 based on their ranking in Primus. (As
of turn 594) During match play, The #1 warrior from Team A will match up with the #1
warrior from Team B, the #2 Team A warrior will match up with the #2 warrior from
Team B, and so forth. Warrior rankings will remain static throughout the competition
as will manager seedings.
The King of Primus will be the one team that goes 4-0. Even though the contest
is single elimination to determine the winner, there will be a consolation round and
everyone will have 4 matches--in the end everyone will have the opportunity to play 4
matches and find out where their stable really ranks in Primus!
When:
The contest will take place starting on Primus Turn 596. It will run for 4
turns ending in Turn 599. However, remember that your warriors must be listed in the
594 newsletter to be eligible and it's not a bad idea to climb up high in the
rankings now to earn as high a seed as you can.
In case more than 16 teams sign up, Turn 595 will the "play in" round, where
teams seeded on the lower end of the bracket will compete for the right to enter the
competition. The number of teams who need to compete in the "play-in" round will be
determined on the number of teams who enter the competition. For example, if 18
teams sign up, then the 15th seed will play the 18th seed and the 16th seed will play
the 17th seed for the right to enter the main bracket. (Similar to how it works in
March Madness)
How:
To enter, you can sign up in this thread, write an ad in the 102 newsletter or
PM/Email Manager with the following information. The Name(s) of managers on a team,
the 5 warriors with ID#s of your team, the style of your warriors, and what warrior
you want to select for a possible Royal Court Selection. (See prize section)
Example:
Manager's Team
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1. Bonnie (29-2780) (AB)
2. Weird Head Boy (63-2216) (LU) *
3. Koji Shikeru (40-2619) (SL)
4. Skyfire (37-2065) (PL)
5. Patience (1-2619) (TP)
* Denotes Royal Court Prize Pick
Since the contest takes place in the arena, you'll have to read the newsletter
and the forums to figure out who you're going to match up against. We'll post all
the managers and teams before the contest begins as well to make it easier.
Prizes:
The winner of the competition will be named the King of Primus!!! As a winner,
you get to control the fate of the arena for a very special Turn 600! The Winner of
the contest can select two "decrees" from a list of items that will effect how Primus
plays out on it's historic Turn 600!
They are:
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- Rename the Arena for 1 turn
- Have a non-automated spy report written.
- Increase/Decrease the Skill Learning for the turn
- Increase/Decrease the Training % for the turn.
- Increase/Decrease the Kill Percentage for the turn.
- No Challenges and/or Avoids
- Bring back the Defend Gate Challenge for a turn
- Have an NPC Match-Up Week!
-If you have other ideas, the commission may consider it, but will have the right to
refuse.
As the King of Primus, you also get the first member of your Royal Court! When
entering a team, each team who participates must designate one of their warriors to
be in the "twin pool." (No DYOs or roll-up altering warriors allowed.) After
winning, one warrior will be drawn from the pool at RANDOM, and you will have the
option to be able to "twin" that warrior's numbers and stick him on an existing team
(no-tourney arenas not allowed) if you so desire. Consider carefully your odds of
winning when choosing a warrior to donate to the Royal Court.
You may opt out if you desire--but if you win, you don't get this part of the
prize.
The Consolation Champion (9th place) gets 5 Team Roll-Ups.
For everyone else, there is an exciting Consolation Prize Pool to keep everyone
motivated to finish high as possible. There are 16 items in the Consolation Prize
Pool--one of each item. First place gets his first choice of item in the pool,
second place gets the 2nd choice and so on, and whoever finishes last gets his choice
of remaining items. Here are the items in the Consolation Prize Pool:
Consolation Prize Pool
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+1 Init Potion -- Adds 1 Init to your base. Can't be used to create an out of
bounds warrior.
+1 Riposte Potion -- Adds 1 to your Riposte base. Can't be used to create an
out of bounds warrior.
+1 Decise Potion -- Adds 1 to your Decise Base. Can't be used to create an out
of bounds warrior.
+1 Parry Potion -- Adds 1 to your Parry Base. Can't be used to create an out of
bounds warrior.
Morning Star Potion -- Give any Primus warrior the favorite weapon of a Morning
Star!
1 Free Name Change -- Change the name of any of your warriors for free!
+2 Cool -- Add 2 to your warrior's cool! You can't increase Cool by ANY OTHER
MEANS without using this potion!
Decise Tactic Potion -- Give your favorite primus warrior the Decise Tactic as
his favorite tactic!
Parry Tactic Potion -- Give your favorite primus warrior the Parry Tactic as a
favorite tactic!
-11 Losses Potion -- Subtract 11 losses from your Primus Team record as you make
a quest for #1!
Right-Handedness Potion -- Plan ahead! There are going to be 33 new ambi
warriors out there and everyone is going to be aiming for the Left Arm! Now make
your left handed warriors Right Handed!
+2 Kills Potion -- Add 2 kills to your Primus team record with this prize!
Rank Anywhere Prize -- Change the Primus ranking of any of your warriors from #2
to last place!
One of TMM's Leftover Team Roll-Ups: One of TMM's throwaway roll-ups will be
sent to you in old-fashioned diplo format! (Can be autographed if you desire.) As
the game's most TC winning manager, there might be some decent stuff in his trash!
+16 FE Prize -- Add 16 FE to one of your Primus warriors! That next FE bonus is
even closer!
Race-Changing Prize -- Change the race of one of your Primus warriors to an
existing or even a new race!
Alternate Reality Prize -- Take any of your Primus warriors and roll-him up 5x!
You will get 5 character overview sheets back! You don't actually get to keep the
warriors, but you may view how your warrior might have looked like in another
reality.
Riposte Favorite Learn -- Change the favorite learn of any of your Primus
warriors to Riposte!
With the exception of the name change, all warrior modification prizes must be
used on a Primus warrior that you own.
In addition, everyone who makes it to the main bracket gets an official "King of
Primus Facebook Participant Badge!" Now all of your friends will know you are an
elite Primus manager. (Even if you lost 5-0 in the first round!)
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 352): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 349): MADELINE of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 347): BUZZ-BUZZ of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 302): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 324): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 319): BROOMSTICK of LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 305): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 299): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 284): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 577): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 253): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 253): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 254): SUN RAY of SUPER STARS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 69): MORIS NAHR of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 251): MAD CAT of INSP GADGETS MINIONS (The Mun, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 352): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 349): DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 347): THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 302): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 324): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 319): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 305): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 299): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 284): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 277): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 253): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 253): BASH BROS CABLE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 254): SUPER STARS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 69): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 251): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 28 MORYA (turn 348): TAXES of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 322): CELESTIAL ROSE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 319): GIZMO of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
(turn 318): SALAD SLAYER of VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
(turn 318): SALAD SLAYER of VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCDAR (turn 289): QIONG YING of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 253): BOOB of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 69): MORIS NAHR of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
So, here's the deal: The Commission took a holiday, then tried to cram two
days' work into one day. The scribes I use were seriously busy yesterday, so today,
of course, they want this spy report FAST. Oh, well.
Biggest point gain, Daemyn, 34. Biggest drop, Artichoke on This!, 27. Same
fight.
Most challenged, Mad Cat, our Top Cat, getting eight challenges.
Most avoided, Flower Girls. Avoided by Royal Flush.
Forty-three fights, ten challenges, twenty-two standbys.
The standbys went 11-11 today. Makes you wonder. Well, makes ME wonder.
The fights involving two managed warriors (using the term "managed" loosely):
GLACIER (58-5887) (32-41-0,59) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought BLADEFIST (31-3565)
(20-18-1,79) of THE STORM REAVERS. GLACIER was narrowly defeated by BLADEFIST in a
popular 2 minute bloody fight. Too hot for glaciers here at present. Wait a few
months.
G W BUSH (59-2764) (19-13-1,57) of TALL TALES fought SKI MASK (58-5869) (55-98-
1,82) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. G W BUSH was demolished by SKI MASK in an exciting 1
minute one-sided conflict. They just did this, I think, and now we have a
demonstration that it wasn't a fluke. Given the respective experience levels, I
should hope not!
UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (20-12-0,89) of TALL TALES fought SPAWN (47-4283) (11-10-
0,43) of FANTASTIC FIVE. UNCLE FESTER slimly lost to SPAWN in a 2 minute brutal
duel. I would never have described Fester as "slim."
DAEMYN (71-2940) (6-1-0,19) of WRATHMEN XXV fought ARTICHOKE ON THIS! (47-7226)
(15-8-1,57) of VEGAN CANNIBALS. DAEMYN overpowered ARTICHOKE ON THIS! in a popular 1
minute uneven bout. This is the fight that resulted in the most movement in the
ranks, and you can see why.
STYMIE (62-1044) (30-31-4,127) of THE VIVISECTORS fought DOOM HAMMER (31-3566)
(22-32-3,101) of THE STORM REAVERS. STYMIE demolished DOOM HAMMER in a 1 minute one-
sided match. An unusual image.
A.O. HELL (54-2523) (36-14-2,155) of USELESS TOOLS fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520)
(30-39-0,129) of WITLESS WONDERS. A.O. HELL was viciously subdued by TAMMY FAYE in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute gory duel. Well matched, in their ways.
GENERAL PUBLIC (31-3112) (34-24-1,207) of MILITARY MAYHEM fought TUNDRA (45-
4280) (37-37-1,173) of ARCTIC WASTES. GENERAL PUBLIC demolished TUNDRA in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven duel. That's the masses for you, who cares about a
marginal landscape, eh?
JIVE (25-624) (108-71-1,184) of CRYPTICS fought GHOST DANCER (28-3365) (51-52-
0,180) of DODGE BULLETS. JIVE won victory over GHOST DANCER in a popular 1 minute
match. In a couple of months, come ghost season, things might be different. Or
maybe not.
MISS ZING (8-824) (75-54-3,198) of LADIES IN WAITING fought WARLORD (53-722)
(34-24-0,177) of THE UNHOLY ONES. MISS ZING overpowered WARLORD in a popular 2
minute gruesome one-sided match. It's the zing! A mere warlord is putty in the
hands of a woman with zing!
DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (72-29-2,230) of ROYAL FLUSH fought TOADKILLER DOG (47-
1103) (43-18-1,240) of WASTED SCUM. DISCO QUEEN viciously subdued TOADKILLER DOG in
a 13 minute competition. Somebody has to protect the toads.
UZI (44-1701) (39-35-1,220) of BLOWN AWAY fought STIGMA OF STUPID (31-4948) (41-
27-1,198) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS. UZI was overpowered by STIGMA OF STUPID in a 1 minute
one-sided match. There's a sort of weird symmtery in this.
The challenges:
ROCK GLAS HUT FUN (8-4851) (25-19-3,74) of ORCISH IDIOMS challenged DORSAL FINN
(42-1662) (9-5-1,85) of NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC. Up 11. ROCK GLAS HUT FUN overpowered
DORSAL FINN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. Walk softly and carry a big
rock?
CUBA (26-3917) (35-18-0,139) of HERE TO PHOENIX challenged BANDAGED HAND (20-
2765) (20-17-2,147) of 100% NATURAL GROOVE. Up 8. CUBA savagely defeated BANDAGED
HAND in an action packed 1 minute gory Challenge match. Got the bandage dirty again,
too.
HUNZICKER BOWL (23-4182) (46-29-2,154) of SKI TAOS challenged AMELIA (28-3417)
(46-40-1,172) of DODGE BULLETS. Up 18. HUNZICKER BOWL vanquished AMELIA in an
action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. Dodging bullets is one thing, dodging
trees while skiing is another.
HARI-KARI (73-3049) (56-10-0,202) of WAY TO GO! II challenged WHACKING WILLOW
(52-3167) (60-23-1,218) of FLOWER GIRLS. Up 16. HARI-KARI slimly lost to WHACKING
WILLOW in an action packed 5 minute Challenge melee. Rumor has it that the two of
them were giggling in the hall before hand. What was up, eh?
MONKEY BUSINESS (25-4040) (43-20-1,194) of PRIMATES-R-US challenged QUEEN (82-
33307) (22-13-0,195) of DARK TOADS 05Q. Up 1. MONKEY BUSINESS devastated QUEEN in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge match. I've always found monkey business putting me
off my stroke, too.
NUMBSKULL (52-2948) (18-10-2,187) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged AVONSIDE (13-3927)
(57-68-1,187) of KIWI CONNECTION. Straight across. NUMBSKULL was devastated by
AVONSIDE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl. Well, at least Numb didn't
feel it.
TRASH CAN (50-3403) (23-8-4,193) of OPEN SESAME challenged CANNONBALL (72-5313)
(27-34-1,197) of X-POSSE. Up 4. TRASH CAN defeated CANNONBALL in an exciting 1
minute Challenge fight. Lotta stuff, lotta warriors, too, end up in the trashcan....
BASE ON BULLS (73-3101) (36-14-4,197) of THE BULLS challenged YOUNG JOAN (28-
3534) (45-66-1,198) of DODGE BULLETS. Up 1. BASE ON BULLS won victory over YOUNG
JOAN in a 4 minute Challenge brawl. I hear Joan is prefecting a "perfect losing
strategy."
LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (37-22-0,220) of CONSORTIUM CRAP challenged GABBER
KNIGHT (77-2243) (22-7-0,230) of 500 BPM. Up 10. LAND OF FLUSH was savagely
defeated by GABBER KNIGHT in a 3 minute Challenge melee. This Gabber seems to be a
rising star.
For the title:
THE REFEREE (45-1091) (85-52-4,276) of AVID FANS challenged MAD CAT (7-2965)
(82-52-6,364) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS. Up lots. Maybe 88? THE REFEREE viciously
subdued MAD CAT in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight. And the Mad Cat is ruled FOUL!
The Referee will now keep us on the straight track, and congratulations to him.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE REFEREE 45-1091 86 52 4 299 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 46 36 3 255 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 73 29 2 251 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 61 23 1 249 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243 23 7 246 500 BPM (1260) MAZGOURRAH
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 106 52 3 241 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 31 10 1 237 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR
THE LION KING 47-6360 30 9 218 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 71 46 1 217 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 42 11 2 213 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 31 17 213 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAOS 26-4042 34 20 1 212 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 140 40 2 211 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
MISS ZING 8-824 76 54 3 211 LADIES IN WAITING (444) ARKERS
MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040 44 20 1 211 PRIMATES-R-US (963) LYRATILAN
STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 42 27 1 211 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL
GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 35 24 1 211 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 43 19 1 209 WASTED SCUM (1112) NORTH FORK
-HUNTSMAN 7-5837 41 27 209 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
HARI-KARI 73-3049 56 11 208 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
MAD CAT 7-2965 82 53 6 207 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 37 14 4 206 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
-THELONIUS 21-6631 35 29 2 204 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
-DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 32 26 1 203 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD
AVONSIDE 13-3927 58 68 1 202 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 45 67 1 201 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
TRASH CAN 50-3403 24 8 4 201 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 37 23 200 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
KING FORADAY 47-3762 70 56 4 199 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 42 26 1 198 HANGOVERS (955) ILLIS
F.O.A.D. 73-442 40 19 2 198 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA
DARK TOWER 11-1702 92 60 196 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902 42 21 1 196 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
-BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 31 19 196 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
-CHUCK NORRIS 71-993 25 21 1 195 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR
-BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 41 29 194 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
CANNONBALL 72-5313 27 35 1 194 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
UZI 44-1701 39 36 1 193 BLOWN AWAY (398) KRILL
-HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 34 12 1 191 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 43 23 1 190 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 41 28 2 190 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
MONKEY DO 25-4152 33 21 2 190 PRIMATES-R-US (963) LYRATILAN
QUEEN 82-33307 22 14 190 DARK TOADS 05Q (1311) DWES EG
JIVE 25-624 109 71 1 189 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
-PAUL 35-2349 45 50 2 189 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
-PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613 26 25 189 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
-PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 25 21 1 186 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
-BULL FROG 73-4547 37 19 185 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
-SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 47 30 4 182 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812) ERINIKA
-ACE FREHLEY 47-3669 20 12 182 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 80 56 6 180 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GHOST DANCER 28-3365 51 53 180 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
BURGER KING 47-4152 43 40 3 180 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-ACE METRIC 47-3554 33 24 180 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-BALDASSARE 7-6003 30 24 180 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-SAMURAI STRIKER 71-62 23 31 1 180 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 60 51 1 179 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
WARLORD 53-722 34 25 178 THE UNHOLY ONES (160) KHALHUMS
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 47 29 2 177 SKI TAOS (860) TI
-ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 34 18 177 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
NUMBSKULL 52-2948 18 11 2 177 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
-GURU GNU 38-4784 19 8 176 HILLTOP GURUS (1282) CLIFFHOME
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 40 19 1 174 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
TUNDRA 45-4280 37 38 1 173 ARCTIC WASTES (1256) STORMCROWE
-SERB SMASHER 71-1393 25 25 2 171 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
-A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613 36 33 1 166 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
SUPER GROVER 50-3413 20 6 162 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
-CONFESSION 83-47 49 9 1 161 OLDIES (1312) TELORINTHE
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 31 39 161 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
AMELIA 28-3417 46 41 1 158 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CUBA 26-3917 36 18 153 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MIKE TYSON 71-360 30 14 1 150 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR
BANDAGED HAND 20-2765 20 18 2 143 100% NATURAL GROOVE (545) SEAM
A.O. HELL 54-2523 36 15 2 137 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
-OPASAN 28-4381 25 24 1 136 PHANTACITY (1252) MORYA
-SCUMMY BOY 73-3371 21 10 136 THE FAMILY TREE (906) ERINIKA
STYMIE 62-1044 31 31 4 130 THE VIVISECTORS (241) VALAMANTIS
-BISMUTH BENDER 29-5692 19 1 1 102 METAL MINCERS (276) LAPUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOOM HAMMER 31-3566 22 33 3 98 THE STORM REAVERS (992) CHIMLEVTAL
ROCK GLAS HUT FUN 8-4851 26 19 3 93 ORCISH IDIOMS (1266) ARKERS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SKI MASK 58-5869 56 98 1 90 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
LORD FOUL 59-1395 17 18 1 87 BLOODGUARD (1341) ILLIS
BLADEFIST 31-3565 21 18 1 82 THE STORM REAVERS (992) CHIMLEVTAL
SPAWN 47-4283 12 10 76 FANTASTIC FIVE (1348) NORTH FORK
-BARUS 34-1303 22 27 72 THE EMPIRE (809) MONUNTIAL
-SAVAGE SNOWBALL 52-4085 20 9 2 71 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
DORSAL FINN 42-1662 9 6 1 71 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
GLACIER 58-5887 32 42 63 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 20 13 63 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-CRACKER JACKS 83-303 15 12 1 58 OLDIES (1312) TELORINTHE
G W BUSH 59-2764 19 14 1 53 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
DAEMYN 71-2940 7 1 53 WRATHMEN XXV (882) KYR'TERR
-TAXES 28-4795 16 4 52 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (1283) MORYA
-SALAD SLAYER 47-7334 14 8 1 51 VEGAN CANNIBALS (1349) NORTH FORK
-SPECTRE 47-5654 14 14 1 46 GOTHIC MINISTRY (1284) NORTH FORK
ARTICHOKE ON THIS! 47-7226 15 9 1 30 VEGAN CANNIBALS (1349) NORTH FORK
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Congrats to Tower Guardian Mad Cat. Again. -- The Consortium Elders
Monkey Do -- You showed me! Your do do was more than I could handle. I am a Queen
and do not go in for that potty humor, you know? -- Queen
All -- Expect less than normal participation from The Consortium collection while the
King of Primus event is occurring. (prep and actual) We will return in larger force
later. -- The Consortium Elders
What *I* want to know is where the HECK Ketchum gets off sending people to intimidate
us? -- Cirque du Masques, Dodge Bullets, etc.
Dark Tower -- I never did care for heights much. -- Young Joan
Rubber Knife -- That's a sneaky team name you've got. Neither of US found you
"useless." -- Amelia and Ghost Dancer
Dorsal Finn -- I knew I shouldn't have gone swimming there. Oh, well. -- Glacier
G W Bush -- Take THAT, you HUNTER! We will REIGN SUPREME. Eventually. -- Ski Mask,
Founder and President of Ducks with Swords
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
THE REFEREE viciously subdued MAD CAT in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
LAND OF FLUSH was savagely defeated by GABBER KNIGHT in a 3 minute Challenge melee.
BASE ON BULLS won victory over YOUNG JOAN in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
TRASH CAN defeated CANNONBALL in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
NUMBSKULL was devastated by AVONSIDE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
MONKEY BUSINESS devastated QUEEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
HARI-KARI slimly lost to WHACKING WILLOW in a action packed 5 minute Challenge melee.
HUNZICKER BOWL vanquished AMELIA in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CUBA savagely defeated BANDAGED HAND in a action packed 1 minute gory Challenge match.
ROCK GLAS HUT FUN overpowered DORSAL FINN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
F.O.A.D. was overcome by CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 5 minute brutal contest.
BEERVAHNA devastated TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
VIKING RAIDER defeated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 1 minute duel.
DARK TOWER slimly lost to AMBER WOLFWALKER in a action packed 2 minute brutal duel.
ROTTEN LIVER was bested by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute brawl.
BULL DURHAM was devastated by GOJIRO in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
UZI was overpowered by STIGMA OF STUPID in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DISCO QUEEN viciously subdued TOADKILLER DOG in a 13 minute competition.
BLACK JACK SHELACK was overpowered by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute duel.
DAIRY QUEEN overpowered VERMICIOUS KNID in a action packed 3 minute uneven fray.
MISS ZING overpowered WARLORD in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
KING FORADAY overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
STEVE MCQUEEN was subdued by CLOTTO in a exciting 1 minute gruesome melee.
BURGER KING was handily defeated by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
FIGHTER ACE was vanquished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DUTCH TREAT overpowered CLOTTO in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
THE LION KING demolished CLOTTO in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
AFRICAN QUEEN savagely defeated CLOTTO in a exciting 3 minute bloody fray.
MONKEY DO was vanquished by TELGOR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
RUBBER KNIFE savagely defeated VERMICIOUS KNID in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
TAOS overpowered CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
RUBBER KNIFE vanquished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LONDON QUIREBOY was overpowered by CLOTTO in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
JIVE won victory over GHOST DANCER in a popular 1 minute match.
GENERAL PUBLIC demolished TUNDRA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
A.O. HELL was viciously subdued by TAMMY FAYE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory duel.
SUPER GROVER devastated CHEATING MANAGER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
STYMIE demolished DOOM HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LORD FOUL was demolished by EVIL INPUTTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DAEMYN overpowered ARTICHOKE ON THIS! in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
UNCLE FESTER slimly lost to SPAWN in a 2 minute brutal duel.
G W BUSH was demolished by SKI MASK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
GLACIER was narrowly defeated by BLADEFIST in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 17 PARRY-STRIKE 17 - 6 - 0 74 |
|WALL OF STEEL 14 TOTAL PARRY 30 - 21 - 0 59 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 6 PARRY-LUNGE 30 - 26 - 0 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 WALL OF STEEL 65 - 58 - 0 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 26 - 25 - 0 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 LUNGING ATTACK 98 - 100 - 2 49 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 SLASHING ATTACK 42 - 44 - 1 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 35 - 40 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 30 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 21 - 0 36 |
Turn 252 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 9 3 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 5 2 PARRY-STRIKE
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 4 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 8 - 6 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE THE REFEREE 45-1091 86 52 4 299 AVID FANS (199)
LUNGING ATTACK BEERVAHNA 60-4292 46 36 3 255 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)
TOTAL PARRY WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 61 23 1 249 FLOWER GIRLS (265)
PARRY-LUNGE GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243 23 7 0 246 500 BPM (1260)
WALL OF STEEL DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 106 52 3 241 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
SLASHING ATTACK VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 31 10 1 237 SPARF! (1139)
STRIKING ATTACK STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 42 27 1 211 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 56 11 0 208 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
BASHING ATTACK MAD CAT 7-2965 82 53 6 207 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
PARRY-RIPOSTE YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 45 67 1 201 DODGE BULLETS (867)
The overall popularity leader is DARK TOWER 11-1702. The most popular warrior this
turn was TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103. The ten other most popular fighters were F.O.A.D.
73-442, THE REFEREE 45-1091, DISCO QUEEN 47-1992, AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424, YOUNG JOAN
28-3534, HARI-KARI 73-3049, RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038, GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243, BASE ON
BULLS 73-3101, and MISS ZING 8-824.
The least popular fighter this week was LORD FOUL 59-1395. The other ten least
popular fighters were DOOM HAMMER 31-3566, FIGHTER ACE 47-1189, BLACK JACK SHELACK
47-4850, UZI 44-1701, ARTICHOKE ON THIS! 47-7226, TUNDRA 45-4280, LONDON QUIREBOY
59-2513, MONKEY DO 25-4152, BULL DURHAM 5-4324, and DORSAL FINN 42-1662.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 3 1 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 1 0
ARKERS(8) 2 0 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 4 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 2 0 KRILL(44) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0
DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 6 6 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 0 0
TI(23) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 2 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
LYRATILAN(25) 2 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 2 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 2 0
CALEAM(26) 3 0 0 KHALHUMS(53) 0 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 3 0 TROCAR(54) 2 1 0 DWES EG(82) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 43 23 1 190 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
MAD CAT 7-2965 82 53 6 207 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
MISS ZING 8-824 76 54 3 211 LADIES IN WAITING (444) ARKERS
LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 37 23 0 200 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
AVONSIDE 13-3927 58 68 1 202 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS
BANDAGED HAND 20-2765 20 18 2 143 100% NATURAL GROOVE (545) SEAM
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 47 29 2 177 SKI TAOS (860) TI
MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040 44 20 1 211 PRIMATES-R-US (963) LYRATILAN
TAOS 26-4042 34 20 1 212 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 45 67 1 201 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 42 27 1 211 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 31 39 0 161 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
DORSAL FINN 42-1662 9 6 1 71 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
UZI 44-1701 39 36 1 193 BLOWN AWAY (398) KRILL
THE REFEREE 45-1091 86 52 4 299 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 73 29 2 251 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TRASH CAN 50-3403 24 8 4 201 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 61 23 1 249 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
WARLORD 53-722 34 25 0 178 THE UNHOLY ONES (160) KHALHUMS
VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 31 10 1 237 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 42 11 2 213 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
SKI MASK 58-5869 56 98 1 90 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 40 19 1 174 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 46 36 3 255 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
STYMIE 62-1044 31 31 4 130 THE VIVISECTORS (241) VALAMANTIS
DAEMYN 71-2940 7 1 0 53 WRATHMEN XXV (882) KYR'TERR
CANNONBALL 72-5313 27 35 1 194 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
HARI-KARI 73-3049 56 11 0 208 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243 23 7 0 246 500 BPM (1260) MAZGOURRAH
QUEEN 82--32229 22 14 0 190 DARK TOADS 05Q (1311) DWES EG