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Date : 10/02/2012 Duedate: 10/29/2012
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 253
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SPARF! 54/1139 2629 1273 33 67.4 4 WASTED SCUM 47/1112 118 89 1 57.0
CRYPTICS 25/150 ORCISH IDIOMS 8/1266
SKI TAOS 23/860 UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881
AVID FANS 45/199 5 500 BPM 77/1260 815 806 8 50.3
HANGOVERS 59/955 COMMON JOE'S 35/509
REAL BEER 21/859 KIWI CONNECTION 13/747
THE BULLS 73/255 THE FAMILY TREE 73/906
BLOWN AWAY 44/398 100% NATURAL GROOVE 20/545
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES 68/1239
KING'S COURT 11/34 INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214
OPEN SESAME 50/668 6 TALL TALES 59/1335 8 8 0 50.0
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108 7 VIKINGS 10/1208 167 193 2 46.4
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 SENTINELS 7/1202
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282
ALPHABET SOUP 73/943 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
PRIMATES-R-US 25/963 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
USELESS TOOLS 54/552 8 ARCTIC WAST 45/1256 135 164 1 45.2
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 9 WITLESS WON 39/1052 134 169 0 44.2
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 10 THE UNHOLY O 53/160 5 7 0 41.7
USELESS TOOLS 57/1249 11-DOGS OF WAR 71/418 76 125 1 37.8
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 PHANTACITY 28/1252
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871 BIG BAD BRAWLERS 71/459
CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248 12 BLOODGUARD 59/1341 3 5 0 37.5
CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117 13 DODGE BULLET 28/867 514 933 5 35.5
LADIES IN WAITING 8/444 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812 14 X-POSSE 72/1093 28 53 3 34.6
INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745 15 VEGAN CANNI 47/1349 1 2 0 33.3
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343 16 THE VIVISECT 62/241 1 3 0 25.0
2-FANTASTIC F 47/1348 2 1 0 66.7 17-GOTHIC MINI 47/1284 0 4 0 0.0
THE STORM REAVERS 31/992 18-WRATHMEN XXV 71/882 1 0 0 100
3 FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 420 214 1 66.2 19-THE EMPIRE 34/809 0 1 0 0.0
DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 353): FIELDER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 350): COLGATE SMILE of MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 348): BUZZ-BUZZ of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 303): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 325): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 320): BIG MAC of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 306): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 300): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 285): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 278): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 254): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 254): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 255): BURIED TREASURE of FOUND IN THE SAND (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 70): LIFE SCOUT of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 252): THE REFEREE of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 353): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 350): THE WOLF PACK (?, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 348): THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 303): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 325): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 320): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 306): LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 300): DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 285): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 278): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 254): PIZZA TOPPINGS (?, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 254): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 255): SUPER STARS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 70): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 252): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 28 MORYA (turn 350): COLGATE SMILE of MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 348): BUZZ-BUZZ of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 320): QUEEN OF TARTS of MYSTIC ORC FEAST (slugbait, mgr.)
BROOMSTICK of LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
(turn 319): GIZMO of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 300): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 285): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
(turn 289): QIONG YING of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 278): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 254): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ALBUQUERQUE of WESTERN FRONTIER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 69): MORIS NAHR of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
Thanks to the Mad Cat for being a little mellow last month. Let's me add
another notch to my belt. How many Parry-Strikes out there do you know who have both
an ADM TV and a ADM Tower Guardianship (or whatever they call it in their arena) to
their name. It's an accomplishment that I'm proud of anyway. To celebrate, I
propose a night out on the town with one Whacking Willow.
Hope to see you all again next month.
The Referee
Avid Fans
The Tower Guardian of Chrysalis
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, here we are, and it's got to be fast. Sounds familiar, doesn't it? This
time it's the Hands. They're wanted for a spy report in Shadowspire almost
immediately. A nuisance, but there it is.
Most avoided, Unfit to Be Orcs. Most avoiding, Royal Flush.
Thirty fights, seven challenges, thirteen standbys.
First, the standby matches, and surely some of these people could have fought each
other?
SKI MASK (58-5869) (56-98-1,90) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING
(106-2) (0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes. SKI MASK was demolished by CAPTURED
PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. For this loss, Ski Mask went down 40
points, the biggest drop today, and well he should.
GLACIER (58-5887) (32-42-0,63) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (106-
3) (0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes. GLACIER was vanquished by RIRORNI SOLDIER in
an exciting 1 minute mismatched fight. That makes the standbys 2-0. This pair can't
win today, which must be annoying. But there are days like that.
BASE ON BULLS (73-3101) (37-14-4,206) of THE BULLS fought IMPRISONED SPY (106-9)
(0-0-0,170) of the College of Mimes. BASE ON BULLS narrowly defeated IMPRISONED SPY
in an exciting 2 minute melee. Standbys 2-1. I should hope so!
AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (31-17-0,213) of ROYAL FLUSH fought AMBER WOLFWALKER
(106-11) (0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes. AFRICAN QUEEN was overpowered by AMBER
WOLFWALKER in an exciting 1 minute uneven fight. Standbys 3-1. Closer than the
steward claimed, hardly "uneven."
DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (106-52-3,241) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-
0,181) of the College of Mimes. DAIRY QUEEN viciously subdued CLOTTO in a popular 2
minute brutal contest. Standbys 3-2. Any other outcome would have been a surprise
here.
DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (73-29-2,251) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-
29) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. DISCO QUEEN savagely defeated CRYSALIS
GUARD in an action packed 6 minute bout. Standbys 3-3. Six minutes? Why?
MISS ZING (8-824) (76-54-3,211) of LADIES IN WAITING fought RIRORNI COOK (106-
24) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. MISS ZING devastated RIRORNI COOK in a
popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided contest. Standbys 3-4. Looking better.
RUBBER KNIFE (54-2038) (71-46-1,217) of USELESS TOOLS fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-
0-0,220) of the College of Mimes. RUBBER KNIFE was overpowered by GOJIRO in a
popular 4 minute bloody one-sided bout. Standbys 4-4. Oh, well.
RUBBER KNIFE (57-2546) (42-11-2,213) of USELESS TOOLS fought CRYSALIS GUARD
(106-29) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. RUBBER KNIFE was viciously subdued by
CRYSALIS GUARD in an exciting 5 minute fight. Standbys 5-4. Not a good day for
rubber knives.
GENERAL PUBLIC (31-3112) (35-24-1,211) of MILITARY MAYHEM fought THE BLACKSMITH
(106-22) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. GENERAL PUBLIC handily defeated THE
BLACKSMITH in a popular 2 minute uneven fight. Standbys 5-5. Well done.
TAOS (26-4042) (34-20-1,212) of HERE TO PHOENIX fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24) (0-
0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. TAOS devastated RIRORNI COOK in an exciting 1
minute mismatched conflict. Standbys 5-6. Very good. Have you TASTED his cooking?
I suppose it isn't bad... if you like sheep's eyeballs.
DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (140-40-2,211) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought CLOTTO (106-25)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. DUTCH TREAT handily defeated CLOTTO in an
exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided bout. Standbys 5-7. Very little messing around
in this one.
MONKEY BUSINESS (25-4040) (44-20-1,211) of PRIMATES-R-US fought CRYSALIS GUARD
(106-29) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. MONKEY BUSINESS vanquished CRYSALIS
GUARD in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided duel. Standbys 5-8, after a strong
beginning. The honor of the managed warriors over the standbys has been upheld.
Managed matches:
UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (20-13-0,63) of TALL TALES fought ARTICHOKE ON THIS! (47-
7226) (15-9-1,30) of VEGAN CANNIBALS. UNCLE FESTER overpowered ARTICHOKE ON THIS! in
a 1 minute one-sided fray. It was probably the butter. And the experience
difference.
SKYHAWK (10-1228) (24-13-1,74) of VIKINGS fought G W BUSH (59-2764) (19-14-1,53)
of TALL TALES. SKYHAWK beat G W BUSH in a 2 minute bout. Closer, a good fight.
ROCK GLAS HUT FUN (8-4851) (26-19-3,93) of ORCISH IDIOMS fought LORD FOUL (59-
1395) (17-18-1,87) of BLOODGUARD. ROCK GLAS HUT FUN demolished LORD FOUL in a 1
minute one-sided fight. Amazing what you can do with a well-thrown rock and a piece
of broken glass, isn't it?
WARLORD (53-722) (34-25-0,178) of THE UNHOLY ONES fought STYMIE (62-1044) (31-
31-4,130) of THE VIVISECTORS. WARLORD overcame STYMIE in an exciting 3 minute fight.
It speaks well of the underdog, Stymie, that he drew this out to three minutes.
SUPER GROVER (50-3413) (20-6-0,162) of OPEN SESAME fought TUNDRA (45-4280) (37-
38-1,173) of ARCTIC WASTES. SUPER GROVER overpowered TUNDRA in an action packed 1
minute one-sided fight. Somehow, Tundra sounds like he should be a Thundercat.
GHOST DANCER (28-3365) (51-53-0,180) of DODGE BULLETS fought BALDASSARE (7-6003)
(30-24-0,180) of SENTINELS. GHOST DANCER handily defeated BALDASSARE in an action
packed 1 minute mismatched bout. Struggling back toward a winning record, Ghost
Dancer?
HUNZICKER BOWL (23-4182) (47-29-2,177) of SKI TAOS fought GURU GNU (38-4784)
(19-8-0,176) of HILLTOP GURUS. HUNZICKER BOWL dispatched GURU GNU in a popular 1
minute fray. As in... killed? This appears to be an extreme reaction against a
harmless philosophy.
JIVE (25-624) (109-71-1,189) of CRYPTICS fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (31-39-
0,161) of WITLESS WONDERS. JIVE overpowered TAMMY FAYE in a popular 1 minute one-
sided duel. I wonder if "witless" equates with "tactless"?
STIGMA OF STUPID (31-4948) (42-27-1,211) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS fought THE LION
KING (47-6360) (30-9-0,218) of ROYAL FLUSH. STIGMA OF STUPID vanquished THE LION
KING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray. So, not as Stupid as he looks.
Maybe he can be an orc after all. Or do they have to be stupid?
BEERVAHNA (60-4292) (46-36-3,255) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH fought QUEEN (82-33307)
(22-14-0,190) of DARK TOADS 05Q. BEERVAHNA savagely defeated QUEEN in a popular 4
minute bloody brawl. Down with toads! Although, given the experience and ranking
differences, it is a surprise that this fight lasted as long as it did. And it was
NOT uneven.
The challenges:
CUBA (26-3917) (36-18-0,153) of HERE TO PHOENIX challenged AMELIA (28-3417) (46-
41-1,158) of DODGE BULLETS. Up 5. CUBA won victory over AMELIA in an action packed
2 minute gory Challenge duel. No landing field in Cuba, so Amelia crashed. At
least, that's what SHE said.
TRASH CAN (50-3403) (24-8-4,201) of OPEN SESAME challenged YOUNG JOAN (28-3534)
(45-67-1,201) of DODGE BULLETS. Straight across. TRASH CAN defeated YOUNG JOAN in
an action packed 2 minute Challenge melee. But there was no litter after the fight.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (34-12-1,191) of VIKINGS challenged CANNONBALL (72-
5313) (27-35-1,194) of X-POSSE. Up 3. HAGAR BLUETOOTH was viciously butchered by
CANNONBALL in a 4 minute Challenge match. For this messy victory, Cannonball got the
biggest point gain of the day: 65.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON (81-614) (41-29-0,194) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged
TOADKILLER DOG (47-1103) (43-19-1,209) of WASTED SCUM. Up 15. BALLIOL BLACKMOON was
bested by TOADKILLER DOG in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel. But, since Balliol
survived, we may deduce that he is NOT a toad. Good to know.
KING FORADAY (47-3762) (70-56-4,199) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged HUNTSMAN (7-5837)
(41-27-0,209) of SENTINELS. Up 10. KING FORADAY was devastated by HUNTSMAN in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge fight. Experience is not everything, it seems.
VIKING RAIDER (54-2885) (31-10-1,237) of SPARF! challenged GABBER KNIGHT (77-
2243) (23-7-0,246) of 500 BPM. Up 9. VIKING RAIDER devastated GABBER KNIGHT in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge fight. Possibly, the notes aren't clear, Gabber Knight
was most challenged.
For the title:
WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (61-23-1,249) of FLOWER GIRLS challenged THE REFEREE
(45-1091) (86-52-4,299) of AVID FANS. Up 50. WHACKING WILLOW was handily defeated
by THE REFEREE in a 8 minute Challenge match. How do I know this was the title
match, since the steward didn't see fight to mention it? Olaf Modeen, who took the
notes, states that, "Try as she might, WHACKING WILLOW wasn't good enough at
persuading THE REFEREE to step down from the Duelmaster's throne..." If Olaf says
the Referee was and remains the our Top Warrior, that's good enough for me.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE REFEREE 45-1091 87 52 4 331 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 47 36 3 264 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 74 29 2 259 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
CANNONBALL 72-5313 28 35 2 259 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 32 10 1 258 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 107 52 3 244 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 43 27 1 233 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 42 27 227 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040 45 20 1 224 PRIMATES-R-US (963) LYRATILAN
TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 44 19 1 221 WASTED SCUM (1112) NORTH FORK
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 141 40 2 219 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 36 24 1 219 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
TAOS 26-4042 35 20 1 218 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
MISS ZING 8-824 77 54 3 217 LADIES IN WAITING (444) ARKERS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 48 29 3 210 SKI TAOS (860) TI
TRASH CAN 50-3403 25 8 4 209 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
-HARI-KARI 73-3049 56 11 208 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 38 14 4 208 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
-MAD CAT 7-2965 82 53 6 207 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
-THELONIUS 21-6631 35 29 2 204 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
-DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666 32 26 1 203 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239) FIREHOLD
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 61 24 1 202 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
-AVONSIDE 13-3927 58 68 1 202 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 45 68 1 200 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
-LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 37 23 200 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 42 12 2 198 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
-SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 42 26 1 198 HANGOVERS (955) ILLIS
BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 41 30 198 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
-F.O.A.D. 73-442 40 19 2 198 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA
GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243 23 8 197 500 BPM (1260) MAZGOURRAH
-DARK TOWER 11-1702 92 60 196 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
-ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902 42 21 1 196 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
-BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 31 19 196 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
-CHUCK NORRIS 71-993 25 21 1 195 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR
GHOST DANCER 28-3365 52 53 194 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
THE LION KING 47-6360 30 10 194 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
QUEEN 82-33307 22 15 194 DARK TOADS 05Q (1311) DWES EG
JIVE 25-624 110 71 1 193 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 71 47 1 193 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
KING FORADAY 47-3762 70 57 4 193 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-UZI 44-1701 39 36 1 193 BLOWN AWAY (398) KRILL
-BULL DURHAM 5-4324 43 23 1 190 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
-BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 41 28 2 190 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-MONKEY DO 25-4152 33 21 2 190 PRIMATES-R-US (963) LYRATILAN
AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 31 18 190 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-PAUL 35-2349 45 50 2 189 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
-PUPPY ON PATROL 71-1613 26 25 189 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 34 13 1 188 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
-PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 25 21 1 186 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
-BULL FROG 73-4547 37 19 185 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
-SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 47 30 4 182 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812) ERINIKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ACE FREHLEY 47-3669 20 12 182 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 80 56 6 180 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-BURGER KING 47-4152 43 40 3 180 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
WARLORD 53-722 35 25 180 THE UNHOLY ONES (160) KHALHUMS
-ACE METRIC 47-3554 33 24 180 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-SAMURAI STRIKER 71-62 23 31 1 180 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 60 51 1 179 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
SUPER GROVER 50-3413 21 6 179 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
-ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 34 18 177 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
-NUMBSKULL 52-2948 18 11 2 177 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
GURU GNU 38-4784 19 9 176 HILLTOP GURUS (1282) CLIFFHOME
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 40 19 1 174 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
BALDASSARE 7-6003 30 25 171 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-SERB SMASHER 71-1393 25 25 2 171 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 31 40 168 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
CUBA 26-3917 37 18 167 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
-A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613 36 33 1 166 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
TUNDRA 45-4280 37 39 1 161 ARCTIC WASTES (1256) STORMCROWE
AMELIA 28-3417 46 42 1 156 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MIKE TYSON 71-360 30 14 1 150 BIG BAD BRAWLERS (459) KYR'TERR
STYMIE 62-1044 31 32 4 143 THE VIVISECTORS (241) VALAMANTIS
-BANDAGED HAND 20-2765 20 18 2 143 100% NATURAL GROOVE (545) SEAM
-A.O. HELL 54-2523 36 15 2 137 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
-OPASAN 28-4381 25 24 1 136 PHANTACITY (1252) MORYA
-SCUMMY BOY 73-3371 21 10 136 THE FAMILY TREE (906) ERINIKA
ROCK GLAS HUT FUN 8-4851 27 19 3 102 ORCISH IDIOMS (1266) ARKERS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-DOOM HAMMER 31-3566 22 33 3 98 THE STORM REAVERS (992) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TOREADOR 9-4948 23 15 3 87 DARK WARDS (1245) ZUKAL
-BLADEFIST 31-3565 21 18 1 82 THE STORM REAVERS (992) CHIMLEVTAL
LORD FOUL 59-1395 17 19 1 81 BLOODGUARD (1341) ILLIS
SKYHAWK 10-1228 25 13 1 78 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
-SPAWN 47-4283 12 10 76 FANTASTIC FIVE (1348) NORTH FORK
-BARUS 34-1303 22 27 72 THE EMPIRE (809) MONUNTIAL
-QIONG YING 54-1341 18 18 72 ASIAN INVASION (1318) TROCAR
-DORSAL FINN 42-1662 9 6 1 71 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 21 13 69 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-SILVER HAIR 11-7386 20 7 2 69 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY
-A DOG'S LIFE 11-7395 17 7 2 60 BULLDOGS (174) ARUAK CITY
G W BUSH 59-2764 19 15 1 56 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-SKARA BRAE 7-6192 15 8 2 55 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-PROFESSOR PUTT 30-4909 16 4 2 54 LENPROS (189) IAYE
-DAEMYN 71-2940 7 1 53 WRATHMEN XXV (882) KYR'TERR
-TAXES 28-4795 16 4 52 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (1283) MORYA
SKI MASK 58-5869 56 99 1 50 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
-SPECTRE 47-5654 14 14 1 46 GOTHIC MINISTRY (1284) NORTH FORK
GLACIER 58-5887 32 43 36 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
ARTICHOKE ON THIS! 47-7226 15 10 1 30 VEGAN CANNIBALS (1349) NORTH FORK
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
GURU GNU 38-4784 19 9 0 HILLTOP GURUS 1282 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 253
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 34 13 1 VIKINGS 1208 CANNONBALL 72-5313 253
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
More Monkey do do from Monkey Business? This smells terribly! What's a royalty to
do? Where's that janitor when a lady needs one? -- Queen (miffed)
Hari-Kari --- How interesting. Was it supposed to go that way? What a way to go.
I thought. ("big grin") If you gotta go, you gotta go. Bye. -- Whacking Willow
The Referee -- Congrats. It it good to see Crysalis has the real thing instead of
those substitutes. -- Us Consortium fighters
Base on Bulls -- And it IS a perfect losing strategy, is it not? -- Young Joan
Hunzicker Bowl -- I don't even know WHY I was trying to dodge those trees! Well,
yes, the trees, I know why I was dodging, but what was I doing on the ski slope? I
don't ski! As you may have deduced from my performance. -- Amelia
Jive -- Ah, hmm. Well, at least I can look at our experience difference when trying
to explain my loss to Jorja. -- Ghost Dancer
Ketchum -- You have no understanding of what the Ghost Dance means. -- Ghost Dancer
G W Bush -- That for a tale! You will not speak slightingly of a Duck again! -- Ski
Mask, Founder and President of Ducks with Swords
Bladefist -- Damn, it was an ice-knife, wasn't it? Tricky. -- Glacier
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
VIKING RAIDER devastated GABBER KNIGHT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
WHACKING WILLOW was handily defeated by THE REFEREE in a 8 minute Challenge match.
KING FORADAY was devastated by HUNTSMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON was bested by TOADKILLER DOG in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH was viciously butchered by CANNONBALL in a 4 minute Challenge match.
TRASH CAN defeated YOUNG JOAN in a action packed 2 minute Challenge melee.
CUBA won victory over AMELIA in a action packed 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
MONKEY BUSINESS vanquished CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
DUTCH TREAT handily defeated CLOTTO in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
TAOS devastated RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BEERVAHNA savagely defeated QUEEN in a popular 4 minute bloody brawl.
GENERAL PUBLIC handily defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 2 minute uneven fight.
STIGMA OF STUPID vanquished THE LION KING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
RUBBER KNIFE was viciously subdued by CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 5 minute fight.
RUBBER KNIFE was overpowered by GOJIRO in a popular 4 minute bloody one-sided bout.
MISS ZING devastated RIRORNI COOK in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided contest.
DISCO QUEEN savagely defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in a action packed 6 minute bout.
DAIRY QUEEN viciously subdued CLOTTO in a popular 2 minute brutal contest.
AFRICAN QUEEN was overpowered by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
JIVE overpowered TAMMY FAYE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BASE ON BULLS narrowly defeated IMPRISONED SPY in a exciting 2 minute melee.
HUNZICKER BOWL dispatched GURU GNU in a popular 1 minute fray.
GHOST DANCER handily defeated BALDASSARE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
SUPER GROVER overpowered TUNDRA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
WARLORD overcame STYMIE in a exciting 3 minute fight.
ROCK GLAS HUT FUN demolished LORD FOUL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SKYHAWK beat G W BUSH in a 2 minute bout.
UNCLE FESTER overpowered ARTICHOKE ON THIS! in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
GLACIER was vanquished by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
SKI MASK was demolished by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 11 PARRY-STRIKE 19 - 7 - 0 73 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 TOTAL PARRY 27 - 22 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 WALL OF STEEL 64 - 55 - 0 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 29 - 26 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 41 - 40 - 1 51 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 BASHING ATTACK 25 - 25 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 91 - 94 - 4 49 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 31 - 38 - 0 45 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 31 - 0 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 18 - 0 40 |
Turn 253 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 5 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 2 PARRY-STRIKE
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 4 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE THE REFEREE 45-1091 87 52 4 331 AVID FANS (199)
LUNGING ATTACK BEERVAHNA 60-4292 47 36 3 264 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)
SLASHING ATTACK VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 32 10 1 258 SPARF! (1139)
WALL OF STEEL DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 107 52 3 244 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
STRIKING ATTACK STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 43 27 1 233 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)
TOTAL PARRY TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 44 19 1 221 WASTED SCUM (1112)
PARRY-LUNGE MISS ZING 8-824 77 54 3 217 LADIES IN WAITING (444)
PARRY-RIPOSTE YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 45 68 1 200 DODGE BULLETS (867)
AIMED BLOW BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 41 30 0 198 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)
BASHING ATTACK KING FORADAY 47-3762 70 57 4 193 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091. The most popular warrior this
turn was THE REFEREE 45-1091. The ten other most popular fighters were BEERVAHNA
60-4292, CANNONBALL 72-5313, DISCO QUEEN 47-1992, WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167, RUBBER
KNIFE 57-2546, STYMIE 62-1044, VIKING RAIDER 54-2885, QUEEN 82--32229, DAIRY QUEEN
47-2685, and GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112.
The least popular fighter this week was SKI MASK 58-5869. The other ten least
popular fighters were LORD FOUL 59-1395, AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424, GLACIER 58-5887,
ARTICHOKE ON THIS! 47-7226, TUNDRA 45-4280, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, KING FORADAY 47-3762,
G W BUSH 59-2764, GURU GNU 38-4784, and THE LION KING 47-6360.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 2 0
ARKERS(8) 2 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 1 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 3 4 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0
TI(23) 1 0 1 SNOWBOUND(50) 2 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 1
LYRATILAN(25) 2 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
CALEAM(26) 3 0 0 KHALHUMS(53) 1 0 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 1 0
MORYA(28) 1 2 0 TROCAR(54) 1 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 1 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 0 0 ANDOR(57) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 0 1 0
CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 0 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 42 27 0 227 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MISS ZING 8-824 77 54 3 217 LADIES IN WAITING (444) ARKERS
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 34 13 1 188 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 48 29 3 210 SKI TAOS (860) TI
MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040 45 20 1 224 PRIMATES-R-US (963) LYRATILAN
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 141 40 2 219 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 45 68 1 200 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 43 27 1 233 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL
GURU GNU 38-4784 19 9 0 176 HILLTOP GURUS (1282) CLIFFHOME
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 31 40 0 168 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
THE REFEREE 45-1091 87 52 4 331 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 74 29 2 259 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
TRASH CAN 50-3403 25 8 4 209 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 61 24 1 202 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
WARLORD 53-722 35 25 0 180 THE UNHOLY ONES (160) KHALHUMS
VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 32 10 1 258 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 42 12 2 198 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
SKI MASK 58-5869 56 99 1 50 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
LORD FOUL 59-1395 17 19 1 81 BLOODGUARD (1341) ILLIS
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 47 36 3 264 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
STYMIE 62-1044 31 32 4 143 THE VIVISECTORS (241) VALAMANTIS
CANNONBALL 72-5313 28 35 2 259 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 38 14 4 208 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243 23 8 0 197 500 BPM (1260) MAZGOURRAH
BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 41 30 0 198 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
QUEEN 82--32229 22 15 0 194 DARK TOADS 05Q (1311) DWES EG