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Date   : 10/30/2012    Duedate: 11/26/2012

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 254

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SPARF! 54/1139      2647 1280  33 67.4      THE STORM REAVERS 31/992
    CRYPTICS 25/150                           3 FLOWER GIRLS 52/265  420  215   1 66.1
    SKI TAOS 23/860                             DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311
    AVID FANS 45/199                          4 WASTED SCUM 47/1112  120   90   1 57.1
    HANGOVERS 59/955                            ORCISH IDIOMS 8/1266
    REAL BEER 21/859                            UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881
    THE BULLS 73/255                          5 DARQUE FORC 73/1043  119  110   1 52.0
    BLOWN AWAY 44/398                         6 500 BPM 77/1260      816  806   8 50.3
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           KIWI CONNECTION 13/747
    KING'S COURT 11/34                          100% NATURAL GROOVE 20/545
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                          INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                       7 TALL TALES 59/1335     9    9   0 50.0
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                       8 VIKINGS 10/1208      169  199   2 45.9
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         SENTINELS 7/1202
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                        HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282
    PRIMATES-R-US 25/963                        NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                        DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                      9-ARCTIC WAST 45/1256  135  164   1 45.2
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                    10 WITLESS WON 39/1052  134  170   0 44.1
    USELESS TOOLS 57/1249                    11-THE UNHOLY O 53/160    5    7   0 41.7
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                    12 THE VIVISECT 62/241    2    3   0 40.0
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                   13 DODGE BULLET 28/867  516  936   5 35.5
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                     CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117                  14 X-POSSE 72/1093       28   54   3 34.1
    LADIES IN WAITING 8/444                  15 BLOODGUARD 59/1341     3    6   0 33.3
    WESTERN FRONTIER 71/1354                 16 SLAMMA JAMM 71/1352    1    3   0 25.0
    THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812                17 VEGAN CANNI 47/1349    1    3   0 25.0
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745               18 WRATHMEN XXV 71/882    1    0   0  100
    NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343                 WRATHMEN XIV 71/1353
  2-FANTASTIC F 47/1348    2    1   0 66.7

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 354): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 351): GARROT of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 349): BUMBLE of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 326): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 321): BIG MAC of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 307): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 301): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 286): WERE BEAR of FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 255): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 256): JEROME BETTIS of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 71): LIFE SCOUT of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 253): THE REFEREE of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 354): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 351): THE WOLF PACK (Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 349): BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 326): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 321): BASH BROS PARK (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 307): LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 301): DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 286): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 279): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 255): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 256): WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 71): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 253): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 351): MADELINE of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 350): COLGATE SMILE of MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 348): BUZZ-BUZZ of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 326): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 321): BIG MAC of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
                   (turn 320): QUEEN OF TARTS of MYSTIC ORC FEAST (slugbait, mgr.)
                               BROOMSTICK of LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 285): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
              (turn 278): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 254): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
                             AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                             ALBUQUERQUE of WESTERN FRONTIER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 69): MORIS NAHR of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, here we are, on the edge of winter, the moon is full, and we have some
action!
     Twenty-nine fights, six challenges, seven standbys.  Not so shabby.
     Biggest point gain, Toadkiller Dog, 59.  Biggest drop, Lord Foul, 33.
     Most Avoided, Flower Girls.  Avoiding them most, Military Mayhem.  Seems
perverse.
     Most challenged, Huntsman.

First, the standbys:
     BASE ON BULLS (73-3101) (38-14-4,208) of THE BULLS fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-
26) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  BASE ON BULLS slimly won victory over
RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 2 minute contest.  Don't ask what that guy is captain
of, you wouldn't believe it.
     PHILLIP THE BIRD (40-3708) (25-21-1,186) of CRUEL PET NAMES fought CRYSALIS
GUARD (106-29) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  PHILLIP THE BIRD beat CRYSALIS
GUARD in an exciting 4 minute bout.  Doesn't that make you feel terribly safe?
     GENERAL PUBLIC (31-3112) (36-24-1,219) of MILITARY MAYHEM fought VILLAINOUS
INFORMER (106-23) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  GENERAL PUBLIC defeated
VILLAINOUS INFORMER in an action packed 1 minute struggle.  Good.  Nobody likes an
informer.
     DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (107-52-3,244) of ROYAL FLUSH fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-
22) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  DAIRY QUEEN overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a
popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.  All she had to do was smile at him.
     VIKING RAIDER (54-2885) (32-10-1,258) of SPARF! fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-11)
(0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes.  VIKING RAIDER was demolished by AMBER
WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.  Some people don't take that "wolf"
part of the name seriously.  They should.
     TAOS (26-4042) (35-20-1,218) of HERE TO PHOENIX fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER (106-
23) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  TAOS defeated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 2
minute match.  Again, good!  We still don't like him.
     MONKEY BUSINESS (25-4040) (45-20-1,224) of PRIMATES-R-US fought VERMICIOUS KNID
(106-30) (0-0-0,240) of the College of Mimes.  MONKEY BUSINESS savagely defeated
VERMICIOUS KNID in an action packed 5 minute match.  And finally, good.  The Knid is
a pest of the first order.

The random matches:
     LORD FOUL (59-1395) (17-19-1,81) of BLOODGUARD fought GLACIER (58-5887) (32-43-
0,36) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  LORD FOUL was overpowered by GLACIER in a 1 minute one-
sided fight.  This is Glacier coming from behind or below or wherever, and underdog
victory.  Annoyed bookies everywhere you look.
     G W BUSH (59-2764) (19-15-1,56) of TALL TALES fought SKI MASK (58-5869) (56-99-
1,50) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  G W BUSH was defeated by SKI MASK in an exciting 1
minute match.  Seems to me I heard Bush promising to bring a shotgun next time.
     UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (21-13-0,69) of TALL TALES fought ARTICHOKE ON THIS! (47-
7226) (15-10-1,30) of VEGAN CANNIBALS.  UNCLE FESTER overpowered ARTICHOKE ON THIS!
in a 1 minute uneven duel.  Little did you know that Fester is a great fan of 
articoke salad!
     SUPER GROVER (50-3413) (21-6-0,179) of OPEN SESAME fought ROCK GLAS HUT FUN (8-
4851) (27-19-3,102) of ORCISH IDIOMS.  SUPER GROVER overpowered ROCK GLAS HUT FUN in
an exciting 1 minute uneven competition.  Some windows are better left unbroken.
     AMELIA (28-3417) (46-42-1,156) of DODGE BULLETS fought ADAM'S APPLE (52-3203)
(34-18-0,177) of OTTO'S PARTS.  AMELIA was overpowered by ADAM'S APPLE in a popular 2
minute gruesome uneven duel.  I hope it was a good apple, at least.
     PIXIE BLIGHT (73-4427) (28-26-0,180) of DARQUE FORCES VIII fought NERVE RAKER
(21-1874) (25-19-1,138) of NOMADIC TRIBE.  PIXIE BLIGHT overpowered NERVE RAKER in a
1 minute uneven match.  In fact, Pixie cast a blight over the fellow.  It was a 
mustard-colored blight.

     A GROUNDSKEEPER (45-1613) (36-33-1,166) of AVID FANS fought STYMIE (62-1044)
(31-32-4,143) of THE VIVISECTORS.  A GROUNDSKEEPER was overpowered by STYMIE in a
popular 1 minute uneven fight.  Just a tad embarrassing?  Maybe if the Groundskeeper
had been allowed to use his rake, things would have gone differently.
     QUEEN (82-33307) (22-15-0,194) of DARK TOADS 05Q fought BODDINGTON'S (21-5035)
(31-19-0,196) of REAL BEER.  QUEEN was demolished by BODDINGTON'S in an action packed
1 minute one-sided fight.  Some people, and toads, can't hold their beer.
     SITS ON HIS DUFF (73-1810) (47-30-4,182) of THINGS GEORGE DOES fought TAMMY FAYE
(39-3520) (31-40-0,168) of WITLESS WONDERS.  SITS ON HIS DUFF overpowered TAMMY FAYE
in a 1 minute uneven fray.  The steward called it uneven, but to me they looked well-
matched.  Two of a kind.
     HUNZICKER BOWL (23-4182) (48-29-3,210) of SKI TAOS fought BALLIOL BLACKMOON (81-
614) (41-30-0,198) of DRAGONBANE GUILD.  HUNZICKER BOWL overpowered BALLIOL BLACKMOON
in an exciting 1 minute uneven fight.  Bowled him over, in fact.
     KRONOS GRIMHOLT (7-6011) (25-13-1,196) of SENTINELS fought ACE METRIC (47-3554)
(33-24-0,180) of ROYAL FLUSH.  KRONOS GRIMHOLT overpowered ACE METRIC in a 1 minute
mismatched conflict.  Ah... nothing comes to mind to say here.  I probably should
have waited till morning to write this, but in the morning the Hands will be busy
elsewhere.

     SODIAC (7-1049) (29-20-2,188) of SENTINELS fought ACE FREHLEY (47-3669) (20-12-
0,182) of ROYAL FLUSH.  SODIAC slimly won victory over ACE FREHLEY in an exciting 2
minute brutal fight.  Sounds like a couple of brands of crackers fighting here.
Sodiac Crackers and Frehley Crackers.  On the one hand, white wheat and baking soda
and salt, on the other hand, white wheat and baking soda and salt.  I did warn you
that I was doing this spy report late at night, didn't I?
     DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (74-29-2,259) of ROYAL FLUSH fought HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-
5850) (34-13-1,188) of VIKINGS.  DISCO QUEEN viciously subdued HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a
crowd pleasing 5 minute bout.  She dazzled his tooth.
     HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (42-27-0,227) of SENTINELS fought JIVE (25-624) (110-71-1,193)
of CRYPTICS.  HUNTSMAN was subdued by JIVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.  Wait
a minute!  Vir said that Huntsman was most challenged, and here he is in a random
match!  Either some powerful avoidance went on, or... Novgorodny Vir made it up.  The
latter has been known to happen, he hates not having stuff to say.
     MISS ZING (8-824) (77-54-3,217) of LADIES IN WAITING fought THELONIUS (21-6631)
(35-29-2,204) of NOMADIC TRIBE.  MISS ZING savagely defeated THELONIUS in an action
packed 2 minute gory duel.  You just don't expect a lady to be savage.
     BEERVAHNA (60-4292) (47-36-3,264) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH fought GABBER KNIGHT
(77-2243) (23-8-0,197) of 500 BPM.  BEERVAHNA was vanquished by GABBER KNIGHT in an
action packed 1 minute uneven duel.  Oops!

The challenges:
     CUBA (26-3917) (37-18-0,167) of HERE TO PHOENIX challenged BALDASSARE (7-6003)
(30-25-0,171) of SENTINELS.  Up 4.  CUBA viciously subdued BALDASSARE in a popular 1
minute Challenge competition.  Probably the cigar.  It'd subdue anyone.
     SLIPPERY NIPPLE (59-2323) (42-26-1,198) of HANGOVERS challenged YOUNG JOAN (28-
3534) (45-68-1,200) of DODGE BULLETS.  Up 2.  SLIPPERY NIPPLE devastated YOUNG JOAN
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  Hey, she's a Good Girl, she doesn't do
hangovers.
     TRASH CAN (50-3403) (25-8-4,209) of OPEN SESAME challenged STIGMA OF STUPID (31-
4948) (43-27-1,233) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS.  Up 14.  TRASH CAN was overpowered by STIGMA
OF STUPID in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Sadly, stupidity often triumphs.
     BULL FROG (73-4547) (37-19-0,185) of THE BULLS challenged GHOST DANCER (28-3365)
(52-53-0,194) of DODGE BULLETS.  Up 9.  BULL FROG savagely defeated GHOST DANCER in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel.  Now, if it had been a GHOST Frog, things
might have gone differently.
     DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (141-40-2,219) of WORLDWIDE GORE challenged TOADKILLER DOG
(47-1103) (44-19-1,221) of WASTED SCUM.  Up 2.  DUTCH TREAT slimly lost to TOADKILLER
DOG in a 10 minute Challenge battle.  For this feat of endurance, the Dog got the
biggest point gain.

For the title:
     THE REFEREE (45-1091) (87-52-4,331) of AVID FANS challenged CANNONBALL (72-5313)
(28-35-2,259) of X-POSSE.  Down 72 from the top.  THE REFEREE devastated CANNONBALL
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.  Which means the Ref is still our top
warrior, and we congratulate him.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE REFEREE 45-1091          88  52  4  342  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103       45  19  1  280  WASTED SCUM (1112)         NORTH FORK
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992          75  29  2  275  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948     44  27  1  253  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         108  52  3  250  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040      46  20  1  232  PRIMATES-R-US (963)        LYRATILAN
 MISS ZING 8-824              78  54  3  228  LADIES IN WAITING (444)    ARKERS
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182       49  29  3  226  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112       37  24  1  221  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 TAOS 26-4042                 36  20  1  220  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243        24   8     216  500 BPM (1260)             MAZGOURRAH
 BASE ON BULLS 73-3101        39  14  4  214  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323      43  26  1  212  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JIVE 25-624                 111  71  1  211  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035         32  19     210  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-HARI-KARI 73-3049            56  11     208  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011       26  13  1  208  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-MAD CAT 7-2965               82  53  6  207  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         141  41  2  205  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
-WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167      61  24  1  202  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
-AVONSIDE 13-3927             58  68  1  202  KIWI CONNECTION (747)      DULLENS
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              42  28     202  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 THELONIUS 21-6631            35  30  2  202  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      34  14  1  201  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708     26  21  1  201  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
-LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373        37  23     200  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           28  36  2  199  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
-RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546         42  12  2  198  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
-F.O.A.D. 73-442              40  19  2  198  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
 BULL FROG 73-4547            38  19     198  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
-DARK TOWER 11-1702           92  60     196  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
-ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902         42  21  1  196  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 SODIAC 7-1049                30  20  2  196  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614     41  31     194  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
-THE LION KING 47-6360        30  10     194  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TRASH CAN 50-3403            25   9  4  194  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038         71  47  1  193  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-KING FORADAY 47-3762         70  57  4  193  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534           45  69  1  193  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-UZI 44-1701                  39  36  1  193  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292            47  37  3  192  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365         52  54     190  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-BULL DURHAM 5-4324           43  23  1  190  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
-BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850   41  28  2  190  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-MONKEY DO 25-4152            33  21  2  190  PRIMATES-R-US (963)        LYRATILAN
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885        32  11  1  190  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
-AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        31  18     190  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810     48  30  4  188  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
 QUEEN 82-33307               22  16     188  DARK TOADS 05Q (1311)      DWES EG
 ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203         35  18     187  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 PIXIE BLIGHT 73-4427         29  26     183  DARQUE FORCES VIII (1043)  ERINIKA
 ACE FREHLEY 47-3669          20  13     183  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 SUPER GROVER 50-3413         22   6     181  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189          80  56  6  180  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-BURGER KING 47-4152          43  40  3  180  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 CUBA 26-3917                 38  18     180  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
-WARLORD 53-722               35  25     180  THE UNHOLY ONES (160)      KHALHUMS
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908        60  51  1  179  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 ACE METRIC 47-3554           33  25     177  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-NUMBSKULL 52-2948            18  11  2  177  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-GURU GNU 38-4784             19   9     176  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      40  19  1  174  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            30  26     169  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 STYMIE 62-1044               32  32  4  168  THE VIVISECTORS (241)      VALAMANTIS
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           31  41     167  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
-TUNDRA 45-4280               37  39  1  161  ARCTIC WASTES (1256)       STORMCROWE
 AMELIA 28-3417               46  43  1  156  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613      36  34  1  144  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
-BANDAGED HAND 20-2765        20  18  2  143  100% NATURAL GROOVE (545)  SEAM
 NERVE RAKER 21-1874          25  20  1  140  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-A.O. HELL 54-2523            36  15  2  137  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 ROCK GLAS HUT FUN 8-4851     27  20  3  115  ORCISH IDIOMS (1266)       ARKERS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DOOM HAMMER 31-3566          22  33  3   98  THE STORM REAVERS (992)    CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BLADEFIST 31-3565            21  18  1   82  THE STORM REAVERS (992)    CHIMLEVTAL
-SKYHAWK 10-1228              25  13  1   78  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
-SPAWN 47-4283                12  10      76  FANTASTIC FIVE (1348)      NORTH FORK
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         22  13      72  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-DORSAL FINN 42-1662           9   6  1   71  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 GLACIER 58-5887              33  43      70  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
-SILVER HAIR 11-7386          20   7  2   69  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
-BUZZ-BUZZ 31-2818            20   4      64  BAD NEWS BEES (338)        CHIMLEVTAL
 SKI MASK 58-5869             57  99  1   61  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
-A DOG'S LIFE 11-7395         17   7  2   60  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
-BROOMSTICK 47-7057           15  12  1   58  LAND OF OZ (28)            NORTH FORK
-SKARA BRAE 7-6192            15   8  2   55  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-QUEEN OF TARTS 47-5980       15   9      54  MYSTIC ORC FEAST (704)     NORTH FORK
-DAEMYN 71-2940                7   1      53  WRATHMEN XXV (882)         KYR'TERR
-WENIEN 29-5758               15   6      51  MID EARTH (154)            LAPUR
 G W BUSH 59-2764             19  16  1   48  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 LORD FOUL 59-1395            17  20  1   48  BLOODGUARD (1341)          ILLIS
 ARTICHOKE ON THIS! 47-7226   15  11  1   32  VEGAN CANNIBALS (1349)     NORTH FORK

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

We almost didn't do personals today, and then we thought, "Oh, why not?"  So here are
some personals.

Why should we care whether or not we can or WANT TO defeat the standbys?  The
standbys are a bunch of losers, and they're boring. -- Ski Mask, Founder and
President of Ducks With Swords, and Glacier, too, what the heck.  She isn't a Duck,
but she's not so bad.

Ketchum -- Yes. -- Ghost Dancer

Ketchum -- Actually, I did NOT crash.  I didn't even land at all. -- Amelia

Cleaning up litter is important.  I salute Trash Can for having a critical day job
here. -- Young Joan

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE REFEREE devastated CANNONBALL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
DUTCH TREAT slimly lost to TOADKILLER DOG in a 10 minute Challenge battle.
BULL FROG savagely defeated GHOST DANCER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel.
TRASH CAN was overpowered by STIGMA OF STUPID in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE devastated YOUNG JOAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CUBA viciously subdued BALDASSARE in a popular 1 minute Challenge competition.
BEERVAHNA was vanquished by GABBER KNIGHT in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
MISS ZING savagely defeated THELONIUS in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
MONKEY BUSINESS savagely defeated VERMICIOUS KNID in a action packed 5 minute match.
TAOS defeated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 2 minute match.
VIKING RAIDER was demolished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HUNTSMAN was subdued by JIVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
DAIRY QUEEN overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
GENERAL PUBLIC defeated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a action packed 1 minute struggle.
DISCO QUEEN viciously subdued HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bout.
SODIAC slimly won victory over ACE FREHLEY in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
PHILLIP THE BIRD beat CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 4 minute bout.
KRONOS GRIMHOLT overpowered ACE METRIC in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HUNZICKER BOWL overpowered BALLIOL BLACKMOON in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
SITS ON HIS DUFF overpowered TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute uneven fray.
BASE ON BULLS slimly won victory over RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 2 minute contest.
QUEEN was demolished by BODDINGTON'S in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
A GROUNDSKEEPER was overpowered by STYMIE in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
PIXIE BLIGHT overpowered NERVE RAKER in a 1 minute uneven match.
AMELIA was overpowered by ADAM'S APPLE in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
SUPER GROVER overpowered ROCK GLAS HUT FUN in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
UNCLE FESTER overpowered ARTICHOKE ON THIS! in a 1 minute uneven duel.
G W BUSH was defeated by SKI MASK in a exciting 1 minute match.
LORD FOUL was overpowered by GLACIER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  16         PARRY-STRIKE      19 -   7 -  0      73  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         TOTAL PARRY       27 -  20 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         WALL OF STEEL     63 -  53 -  0      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-LUNGE       28 -  25 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  23 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         LUNGING ATTACK    89 -  89 -  4      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK   39 -  40 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  29 -  0      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        28 -  38 -  0      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  17 -  0      39  |

Turn 254 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  5         3  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      7 -  2     AIMED BLOW         0 -  3         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1                                       2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1                                       2  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  7                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     THE REFEREE 45-1091        88  52  4  342 AVID FANS (199)
TOTAL PARRY      TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103     45  19  1  280 WASTED SCUM (1112)
STRIKING ATTACK  STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948   44  27  1  253 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)
WALL OF STEEL    DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685       108  52  3  250 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
LUNGING ATTACK   MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040    46  20  1  232 PRIMATES-R-US (963)
PARRY-LUNGE      MISS ZING 8-824            78  54  3  228 LADIES IN WAITING (444)
SLASHING ATTACK  SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323    43  26  1  212 HANGOVERS (955)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JIVE 25-624               111  71  1  211 CRYPTICS (150)
AIMED BLOW       BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614   41  31  0  194 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)
BASHING ATTACK   SKI MASK 58-5869           57  99  1   61 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)

The overall popularity leader is DISCO QUEEN 47-1992.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103.  The ten other most popular fighters were MONKEY 
BUSINESS 25-4040, DUTCH TREAT 26-1841, DISCO QUEEN 47-1992, PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708, 
MISS ZING 8-824, BULL FROG 73-4547, SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323, CUBA 26-3917, HAGAR 
BLUETOOTH 10-5850, and ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203.

The least popular fighter this week was LORD FOUL 59-1395.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ARTICHOKE ON THIS! 47-7226, NERVE RAKER 21-1874, A 
GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, VIKING RAIDER 54-2885, CANNONBALL 72-5313, 
ROCK GLAS HUT FUN 8-4851, ACE METRIC 47-3554, BALDASSARE 7-6003, and YOUNG JOAN 
28-3534.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            2  2 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            2  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  1 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  3 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
TI(23)               1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          4  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        2  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           2  1 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            0  3 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       2  0 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011      26  13  1  208  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 MISS ZING 8-824             78  54  3  228  LADIES IN WAITING (444)    ARKERS
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     34  14  1  201  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035        32  19  0  210  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      49  29  3  226  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040     46  20  1  232  PRIMATES-R-US (963)        LYRATILAN
 TAOS 26-4042                36  20  1  220  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534          45  69  1  193  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948    44  27  1  253  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          31  41  0  167  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    26  21  1  201  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 THE REFEREE 45-1091         88  52  4  342  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103      45  19  1  280  WASTED SCUM (1112)         NORTH FORK
 TRASH CAN 50-3403           25   9  4  194  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203        35  18  0  187  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885       32  11  1  190  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
 GLACIER 58-5887             33  43  0   70  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     43  26  1  212  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292           47  37  3  192  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 STYMIE 62-1044              32  32  4  168  THE VIVISECTORS (241)      VALAMANTIS
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          28  36  2  199  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 BASE ON BULLS 73-3101       39  14  4  214  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243       24   8  0  216  500 BPM (1260)             MAZGOURRAH
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614    41  31  0  194  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 QUEEN 82--32229             22  16  0  188  DARK TOADS 05Q (1311)      DWES EG