AD Date : 10/30/2012 Duedate: 11/26/2012 CRYSALIS ARENA DM 106 TURN 254 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 SPARF! 54/1139 2647 1280 33 67.4 THE STORM REAVERS 31/992 CRYPTICS 25/150 3 FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 420 215 1 66.1 SKI TAOS 23/860 DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311 AVID FANS 45/199 4 WASTED SCUM 47/1112 120 90 1 57.1 HANGOVERS 59/955 ORCISH IDIOMS 8/1266 REAL BEER 21/859 UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881 THE BULLS 73/255 5 DARQUE FORC 73/1043 119 110 1 52.0 BLOWN AWAY 44/398 6 500 BPM 77/1260 816 806 8 50.3 ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 KIWI CONNECTION 13/747 KING'S COURT 11/34 100% NATURAL GROOVE 20/545 OPEN SESAME 50/668 INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214 CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108 7 TALL TALES 59/1335 9 9 0 50.0 OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 8 VIKINGS 10/1208 169 199 2 45.9 PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 SENTINELS 7/1202 ALPHABET SOUP 73/943 HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282 PRIMATES-R-US 25/963 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219 USELESS TOOLS 54/552 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240 WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 9-ARCTIC WAST 45/1256 135 164 1 45.2 MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 10 WITLESS WON 39/1052 134 170 0 44.1 USELESS TOOLS 57/1249 11-THE UNHOLY O 53/160 5 7 0 41.7 WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 12 THE VIVISECT 62/241 2 3 0 40.0 HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871 13 DODGE BULLET 28/867 516 936 5 35.5 CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843 CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117 14 X-POSSE 72/1093 28 54 3 34.1 LADIES IN WAITING 8/444 15 BLOODGUARD 59/1341 3 6 0 33.3 WESTERN FRONTIER 71/1354 16 SLAMMA JAMM 71/1352 1 3 0 25.0 THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812 17 VEGAN CANNI 47/1349 1 3 0 25.0 INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745 18 WRATHMEN XXV 71/882 1 0 0 100 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343 WRATHMEN XIV 71/1353 2-FANTASTIC F 47/1348 2 1 0 66.7 WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 354): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 351): GARROT of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 349): BUMBLE of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 326): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 321): BIG MAC of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 307): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 301): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 286): WERE BEAR of FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 255): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 256): JEROME BETTIS of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 71): LIFE SCOUT of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 253): THE REFEREE of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 354): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 351): THE WOLF PACK (Wolf, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 349): BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 326): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 321): BASH BROS PARK (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 307): LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 301): DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 286): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 279): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 255): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 256): WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 71): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 253): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 28 MORYA (turn 351): MADELINE of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 350): COLGATE SMILE of MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 348): BUZZ-BUZZ of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 326): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 321): BIG MAC of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.) (turn 320): QUEEN OF TARTS of MYSTIC ORC FEAST (slugbait, mgr.) BROOMSTICK of LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 300): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 285): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.) (turn 278): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 254): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.) AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (Marma Duke, mgr.) ALBUQUERQUE of WESTERN FRONTIER (Crip, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 69): MORIS NAHR of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Okay, here we are, on the edge of winter, the moon is full, and we have some action! Twenty-nine fights, six challenges, seven standbys. Not so shabby. Biggest point gain, Toadkiller Dog, 59. Biggest drop, Lord Foul, 33. Most Avoided, Flower Girls. Avoiding them most, Military Mayhem. Seems perverse. Most challenged, Huntsman. First, the standbys: BASE ON BULLS (73-3101) (38-14-4,208) of THE BULLS fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106- 26) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. BASE ON BULLS slimly won victory over RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 2 minute contest. Don't ask what that guy is captain of, you wouldn't believe it. PHILLIP THE BIRD (40-3708) (25-21-1,186) of CRUEL PET NAMES fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-29) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. PHILLIP THE BIRD beat CRYSALIS GUARD in an exciting 4 minute bout. Doesn't that make you feel terribly safe? GENERAL PUBLIC (31-3112) (36-24-1,219) of MILITARY MAYHEM fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER (106-23) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. GENERAL PUBLIC defeated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in an action packed 1 minute struggle. Good. Nobody likes an informer. DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (107-52-3,244) of ROYAL FLUSH fought THE BLACKSMITH (106- 22) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. DAIRY QUEEN overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict. All she had to do was smile at him. VIKING RAIDER (54-2885) (32-10-1,258) of SPARF! fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-11) (0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes. VIKING RAIDER was demolished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched competition. Some people don't take that "wolf" part of the name seriously. They should. TAOS (26-4042) (35-20-1,218) of HERE TO PHOENIX fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER (106- 23) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. TAOS defeated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 2 minute match. Again, good! We still don't like him. MONKEY BUSINESS (25-4040) (45-20-1,224) of PRIMATES-R-US fought VERMICIOUS KNID (106-30) (0-0-0,240) of the College of Mimes. MONKEY BUSINESS savagely defeated VERMICIOUS KNID in an action packed 5 minute match. And finally, good. The Knid is a pest of the first order. The random matches: LORD FOUL (59-1395) (17-19-1,81) of BLOODGUARD fought GLACIER (58-5887) (32-43- 0,36) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. LORD FOUL was overpowered by GLACIER in a 1 minute one- sided fight. This is Glacier coming from behind or below or wherever, and underdog victory. Annoyed bookies everywhere you look. G W BUSH (59-2764) (19-15-1,56) of TALL TALES fought SKI MASK (58-5869) (56-99- 1,50) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. G W BUSH was defeated by SKI MASK in an exciting 1 minute match. Seems to me I heard Bush promising to bring a shotgun next time. UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (21-13-0,69) of TALL TALES fought ARTICHOKE ON THIS! (47- 7226) (15-10-1,30) of VEGAN CANNIBALS. UNCLE FESTER overpowered ARTICHOKE ON THIS! in a 1 minute uneven duel. Little did you know that Fester is a great fan of articoke salad! SUPER GROVER (50-3413) (21-6-0,179) of OPEN SESAME fought ROCK GLAS HUT FUN (8- 4851) (27-19-3,102) of ORCISH IDIOMS. SUPER GROVER overpowered ROCK GLAS HUT FUN in an exciting 1 minute uneven competition. Some windows are better left unbroken. AMELIA (28-3417) (46-42-1,156) of DODGE BULLETS fought ADAM'S APPLE (52-3203) (34-18-0,177) of OTTO'S PARTS. AMELIA was overpowered by ADAM'S APPLE in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven duel. I hope it was a good apple, at least. PIXIE BLIGHT (73-4427) (28-26-0,180) of DARQUE FORCES VIII fought NERVE RAKER (21-1874) (25-19-1,138) of NOMADIC TRIBE. PIXIE BLIGHT overpowered NERVE RAKER in a 1 minute uneven match. In fact, Pixie cast a blight over the fellow. It was a mustard-colored blight. A GROUNDSKEEPER (45-1613) (36-33-1,166) of AVID FANS fought STYMIE (62-1044) (31-32-4,143) of THE VIVISECTORS. A GROUNDSKEEPER was overpowered by STYMIE in a popular 1 minute uneven fight. Just a tad embarrassing? Maybe if the Groundskeeper had been allowed to use his rake, things would have gone differently. QUEEN (82-33307) (22-15-0,194) of DARK TOADS 05Q fought BODDINGTON'S (21-5035) (31-19-0,196) of REAL BEER. QUEEN was demolished by BODDINGTON'S in an action packed 1 minute one-sided fight. Some people, and toads, can't hold their beer. SITS ON HIS DUFF (73-1810) (47-30-4,182) of THINGS GEORGE DOES fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (31-40-0,168) of WITLESS WONDERS. SITS ON HIS DUFF overpowered TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute uneven fray. The steward called it uneven, but to me they looked well- matched. Two of a kind. HUNZICKER BOWL (23-4182) (48-29-3,210) of SKI TAOS fought BALLIOL BLACKMOON (81- 614) (41-30-0,198) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. HUNZICKER BOWL overpowered BALLIOL BLACKMOON in an exciting 1 minute uneven fight. Bowled him over, in fact. KRONOS GRIMHOLT (7-6011) (25-13-1,196) of SENTINELS fought ACE METRIC (47-3554) (33-24-0,180) of ROYAL FLUSH. KRONOS GRIMHOLT overpowered ACE METRIC in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. Ah... nothing comes to mind to say here. I probably should have waited till morning to write this, but in the morning the Hands will be busy elsewhere. SODIAC (7-1049) (29-20-2,188) of SENTINELS fought ACE FREHLEY (47-3669) (20-12- 0,182) of ROYAL FLUSH. SODIAC slimly won victory over ACE FREHLEY in an exciting 2 minute brutal fight. Sounds like a couple of brands of crackers fighting here. Sodiac Crackers and Frehley Crackers. On the one hand, white wheat and baking soda and salt, on the other hand, white wheat and baking soda and salt. I did warn you that I was doing this spy report late at night, didn't I? DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (74-29-2,259) of ROYAL FLUSH fought HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10- 5850) (34-13-1,188) of VIKINGS. DISCO QUEEN viciously subdued HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bout. She dazzled his tooth. HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (42-27-0,227) of SENTINELS fought JIVE (25-624) (110-71-1,193) of CRYPTICS. HUNTSMAN was subdued by JIVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match. Wait a minute! Vir said that Huntsman was most challenged, and here he is in a random match! Either some powerful avoidance went on, or... Novgorodny Vir made it up. The latter has been known to happen, he hates not having stuff to say. MISS ZING (8-824) (77-54-3,217) of LADIES IN WAITING fought THELONIUS (21-6631) (35-29-2,204) of NOMADIC TRIBE. MISS ZING savagely defeated THELONIUS in an action packed 2 minute gory duel. You just don't expect a lady to be savage. BEERVAHNA (60-4292) (47-36-3,264) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH fought GABBER KNIGHT (77-2243) (23-8-0,197) of 500 BPM. BEERVAHNA was vanquished by GABBER KNIGHT in an action packed 1 minute uneven duel. Oops! The challenges: CUBA (26-3917) (37-18-0,167) of HERE TO PHOENIX challenged BALDASSARE (7-6003) (30-25-0,171) of SENTINELS. Up 4. CUBA viciously subdued BALDASSARE in a popular 1 minute Challenge competition. Probably the cigar. It'd subdue anyone. SLIPPERY NIPPLE (59-2323) (42-26-1,198) of HANGOVERS challenged YOUNG JOAN (28- 3534) (45-68-1,200) of DODGE BULLETS. Up 2. SLIPPERY NIPPLE devastated YOUNG JOAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. Hey, she's a Good Girl, she doesn't do hangovers. TRASH CAN (50-3403) (25-8-4,209) of OPEN SESAME challenged STIGMA OF STUPID (31- 4948) (43-27-1,233) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS. Up 14. TRASH CAN was overpowered by STIGMA OF STUPID in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. Sadly, stupidity often triumphs. BULL FROG (73-4547) (37-19-0,185) of THE BULLS challenged GHOST DANCER (28-3365) (52-53-0,194) of DODGE BULLETS. Up 9. BULL FROG savagely defeated GHOST DANCER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel. Now, if it had been a GHOST Frog, things might have gone differently. DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (141-40-2,219) of WORLDWIDE GORE challenged TOADKILLER DOG (47-1103) (44-19-1,221) of WASTED SCUM. Up 2. DUTCH TREAT slimly lost to TOADKILLER DOG in a 10 minute Challenge battle. For this feat of endurance, the Dog got the biggest point gain. For the title: THE REFEREE (45-1091) (87-52-4,331) of AVID FANS challenged CANNONBALL (72-5313) (28-35-2,259) of X-POSSE. Down 72 from the top. THE REFEREE devastated CANNONBALL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. Which means the Ref is still our top warrior, and we congratulate him. Ketchum THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY THE REFEREE 45-1091 88 52 4 342 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 45 19 1 280 WASTED SCUM (1112) NORTH FORK DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 75 29 2 275 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 44 27 1 253 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 108 52 3 250 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040 46 20 1 232 PRIMATES-R-US (963) LYRATILAN MISS ZING 8-824 78 54 3 228 LADIES IN WAITING (444) ARKERS HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 49 29 3 226 SKI TAOS (860) TI GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 37 24 1 221 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL TAOS 26-4042 36 20 1 220 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243 24 8 216 500 BPM (1260) MAZGOURRAH BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 39 14 4 214 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 43 26 1 212 HANGOVERS (955) ILLIS GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JIVE 25-624 111 71 1 211 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 32 19 210 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET -HARI-KARI 73-3049 56 11 208 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011 26 13 1 208 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR -MAD CAT 7-2965 82 53 6 207 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 141 41 2 205 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM -WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 61 24 1 202 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA -AVONSIDE 13-3927 58 68 1 202 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS HUNTSMAN 7-5837 42 28 202 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR THELONIUS 21-6631 35 30 2 202 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 34 14 1 201 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 26 21 1 201 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU -LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 37 23 200 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY CANNONBALL 72-5313 28 36 2 199 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD -RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 42 12 2 198 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR -F.O.A.D. 73-442 40 19 2 198 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA BULL FROG 73-4547 38 19 198 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA -DARK TOWER 11-1702 92 60 196 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY -ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902 42 21 1 196 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA SODIAC 7-1049 30 20 2 196 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 41 31 194 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE -THE LION KING 47-6360 30 10 194 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK TRASH CAN 50-3403 25 9 4 194 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND -RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 71 47 1 193 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR -KING FORADAY 47-3762 70 57 4 193 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 45 69 1 193 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA -UZI 44-1701 39 36 1 193 BLOWN AWAY (398) KRILL BEERVAHNA 60-4292 47 37 3 192 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI GHOST DANCER 28-3365 52 54 190 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA -BULL DURHAM 5-4324 43 23 1 190 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS -BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 41 28 2 190 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -MONKEY DO 25-4152 33 21 2 190 PRIMATES-R-US (963) LYRATILAN VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 32 11 1 190 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR -AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 31 18 190 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 48 30 4 188 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812) ERINIKA QUEEN 82-33307 22 16 188 DARK TOADS 05Q (1311) DWES EG ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 35 18 187 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA PIXIE BLIGHT 73-4427 29 26 183 DARQUE FORCES VIII (1043) ERINIKA ACE FREHLEY 47-3669 20 13 183 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK SUPER GROVER 50-3413 22 6 181 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 80 56 6 180 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -BURGER KING 47-4152 43 40 3 180 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK CUBA 26-3917 38 18 180 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM -WARLORD 53-722 35 25 180 THE UNHOLY ONES (160) KHALHUMS -STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 60 51 1 179 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK ACE METRIC 47-3554 33 25 177 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -NUMBSKULL 52-2948 18 11 2 177 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA -GURU GNU 38-4784 19 9 176 HILLTOP GURUS (1282) CLIFFHOME -LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 40 19 1 174 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS BALDASSARE 7-6003 30 26 169 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR STYMIE 62-1044 32 32 4 168 THE VIVISECTORS (241) VALAMANTIS TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 31 41 167 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN -TUNDRA 45-4280 37 39 1 161 ARCTIC WASTES (1256) STORMCROWE AMELIA 28-3417 46 43 1 156 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613 36 34 1 144 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE -BANDAGED HAND 20-2765 20 18 2 143 100% NATURAL GROOVE (545) SEAM NERVE RAKER 21-1874 25 20 1 140 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -A.O. HELL 54-2523 36 15 2 137 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR ROCK GLAS HUT FUN 8-4851 27 20 3 115 ORCISH IDIOMS (1266) ARKERS GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -DOOM HAMMER 31-3566 22 33 3 98 THE STORM REAVERS (992) CHIMLEVTAL GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -BLADEFIST 31-3565 21 18 1 82 THE STORM REAVERS (992) CHIMLEVTAL -SKYHAWK 10-1228 25 13 1 78 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT -SPAWN 47-4283 12 10 76 FANTASTIC FIVE (1348) NORTH FORK UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 22 13 72 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS -DORSAL FINN 42-1662 9 6 1 71 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI GLACIER 58-5887 33 43 70 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR -SILVER HAIR 11-7386 20 7 2 69 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY -BUZZ-BUZZ 31-2818 20 4 64 BAD NEWS BEES (338) CHIMLEVTAL SKI MASK 58-5869 57 99 1 61 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR -A DOG'S LIFE 11-7395 17 7 2 60 BULLDOGS (174) ARUAK CITY -BROOMSTICK 47-7057 15 12 1 58 LAND OF OZ (28) NORTH FORK -SKARA BRAE 7-6192 15 8 2 55 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR -QUEEN OF TARTS 47-5980 15 9 54 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (704) NORTH FORK -DAEMYN 71-2940 7 1 53 WRATHMEN XXV (882) KYR'TERR -WENIEN 29-5758 15 6 51 MID EARTH (154) LAPUR G W BUSH 59-2764 19 16 1 48 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS LORD FOUL 59-1395 17 20 1 48 BLOODGUARD (1341) ILLIS ARTICHOKE ON THIS! 47-7226 15 11 1 32 VEGAN CANNIBALS (1349) NORTH FORK '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE We almost didn't do personals today, and then we thought, "Oh, why not?" So here are some personals. Why should we care whether or not we can or WANT TO defeat the standbys? The standbys are a bunch of losers, and they're boring. -- Ski Mask, Founder and President of Ducks With Swords, and Glacier, too, what the heck. She isn't a Duck, but she's not so bad. Ketchum -- Yes. -- Ghost Dancer Ketchum -- Actually, I did NOT crash. I didn't even land at all. -- Amelia Cleaning up litter is important. I salute Trash Can for having a critical day job here. -- Young Joan LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS THE REFEREE devastated CANNONBALL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. DUTCH TREAT slimly lost to TOADKILLER DOG in a 10 minute Challenge battle. BULL FROG savagely defeated GHOST DANCER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel. TRASH CAN was overpowered by STIGMA OF STUPID in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. SLIPPERY NIPPLE devastated YOUNG JOAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. CUBA viciously subdued BALDASSARE in a popular 1 minute Challenge competition. BEERVAHNA was vanquished by GABBER KNIGHT in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel. MISS ZING savagely defeated THELONIUS in a action packed 2 minute gory duel. MONKEY BUSINESS savagely defeated VERMICIOUS KNID in a action packed 5 minute match. TAOS defeated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 2 minute match. VIKING RAIDER was demolished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched competition. HUNTSMAN was subdued by JIVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match. DAIRY QUEEN overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict. GENERAL PUBLIC defeated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a action packed 1 minute struggle. DISCO QUEEN viciously subdued HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bout. SODIAC slimly won victory over ACE FREHLEY in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight. PHILLIP THE BIRD beat CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 4 minute bout. KRONOS GRIMHOLT overpowered ACE METRIC in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. HUNZICKER BOWL overpowered BALLIOL BLACKMOON in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight. SITS ON HIS DUFF overpowered TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute uneven fray. BASE ON BULLS slimly won victory over RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 2 minute contest. QUEEN was demolished by BODDINGTON'S in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight. A GROUNDSKEEPER was overpowered by STYMIE in a popular 1 minute uneven fight. PIXIE BLIGHT overpowered NERVE RAKER in a 1 minute uneven match. AMELIA was overpowered by ADAM'S APPLE in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven duel. SUPER GROVER overpowered ROCK GLAS HUT FUN in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition. UNCLE FESTER overpowered ARTICHOKE ON THIS! in a 1 minute uneven duel. G W BUSH was defeated by SKI MASK in a exciting 1 minute match. LORD FOUL was overpowered by GLACIER in a 1 minute one-sided fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 16 PARRY-STRIKE 19 - 7 - 0 73 | |WALL OF STEEL 9 TOTAL PARRY 27 - 20 - 0 57 | |SLASHING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 63 - 53 - 0 54 | |STRIKING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 28 - 25 - 0 53 | |PARRY-LUNGE 3 BASHING ATTACK 23 - 23 - 0 50 | |PARRY-STRIKE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 89 - 89 - 4 50 | |AIMED BLOW 3 SLASHING ATTACK 39 - 40 - 1 49 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 29 - 0 45 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 28 - 38 - 0 42 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 17 - 0 39 | Turn 254 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 3 WALL OF STEEL WALL OF STEEL 7 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 3 2 PARRY-STRIKE PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 7 1 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-STRIKE THE REFEREE 45-1091 88 52 4 342 AVID FANS (199) TOTAL PARRY TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 45 19 1 280 WASTED SCUM (1112) STRIKING ATTACK STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 44 27 1 253 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) WALL OF STEEL DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 108 52 3 250 ROYAL FLUSH (10) LUNGING ATTACK MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040 46 20 1 232 PRIMATES-R-US (963) PARRY-LUNGE MISS ZING 8-824 78 54 3 228 LADIES IN WAITING (444) SLASHING ATTACK SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 43 26 1 212 HANGOVERS (955) PARRY-RIPOSTE JIVE 25-624 111 71 1 211 CRYPTICS (150) AIMED BLOW BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 41 31 0 194 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) BASHING ATTACK SKI MASK 58-5869 57 99 1 61 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) The overall popularity leader is DISCO QUEEN 47-1992. The most popular warrior this turn was TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103. The ten other most popular fighters were MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040, DUTCH TREAT 26-1841, DISCO QUEEN 47-1992, PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708, MISS ZING 8-824, BULL FROG 73-4547, SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323, CUBA 26-3917, HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850, and ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203. The least popular fighter this week was LORD FOUL 59-1395. The other ten least popular fighters were ARTICHOKE ON THIS! 47-7226, NERVE RAKER 21-1874, A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, VIKING RAIDER 54-2885, CANNONBALL 72-5313, ROCK GLAS HUT FUN 8-4851, ACE METRIC 47-3554, BALDASSARE 7-6003, and YOUNG JOAN 28-3534. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K BONSUR(7) 2 2 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 2 2 0 ARKERS(8) 1 1 0 ZENSU(40) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0 KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0 SUNSET(21) 1 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 3 3 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0 TI(23) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 4 0 0 LYRATILAN(25) 2 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 0 0 CALEAM(26) 2 1 0 TROCAR(54) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 1 0 MORYA(28) 0 3 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 2 0 0 DWES EG(82) 0 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011 26 13 1 208 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR MISS ZING 8-824 78 54 3 228 LADIES IN WAITING (444) ARKERS HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 34 14 1 201 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 32 19 0 210 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 49 29 3 226 SKI TAOS (860) TI MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040 46 20 1 232 PRIMATES-R-US (963) LYRATILAN TAOS 26-4042 36 20 1 220 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 45 69 1 193 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 44 27 1 253 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 31 41 0 167 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 26 21 1 201 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU THE REFEREE 45-1091 88 52 4 342 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 45 19 1 280 WASTED SCUM (1112) NORTH FORK TRASH CAN 50-3403 25 9 4 194 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 35 18 0 187 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 32 11 1 190 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR GLACIER 58-5887 33 43 0 70 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 43 26 1 212 HANGOVERS (955) ILLIS BEERVAHNA 60-4292 47 37 3 192 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI STYMIE 62-1044 32 32 4 168 THE VIVISECTORS (241) VALAMANTIS CANNONBALL 72-5313 28 36 2 199 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 39 14 4 214 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243 24 8 0 216 500 BPM (1260) MAZGOURRAH BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 41 31 0 194 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE QUEEN 82--32229 22 16 0 188 DARK TOADS 05Q (1311) DWES EG