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Date   : 11/27/2012    Duedate: 12/24/2012

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 255

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SPARF! 54/1139      2664 1296  33 67.3      DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311
    CRYPTICS 25/150                           3 WASTED SCUM 47/1112  122   90   1 57.5
    SKI TAOS 23/860                             ORCISH IDIOMS 8/1266
    AVID FANS 45/199                            UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881
    HANGOVERS 59/955                          4 FAST FOOD 47/1355    138  121   0 53.3
    REAL BEER 21/859                          5 500 BPM 77/1260      824  811   8 50.4
    THE BULLS 73/255                            COMMON JOE'S 35/509
    BLOWN AWAY 44/398                           BLOOD SUCKERS 5/1295
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           DREW'S BOYS II 73/1321
    KING'S COURT 11/34                          KIWI CONNECTION 13/747
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                          THE FAMILY TREE 73/906
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                         KIWI CONNECTION 73/1232
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         KIWI CONNECTIONS 75/1307
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         100% NATURAL GROOVE 20/545
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                        BLOOD 4 THE MASSES 68/1239
    PRIMATES-R-US 25/963                        INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                      6 VIKINGS 10/1208      173  204   2 45.9
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                        SENTINELS 7/1202
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282
    USELESS TOOLS 57/1249                       NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                    7-ARCTIC WAST 45/1256  135  164   1 45.2
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                   8 TALL TALES 59/1335     9   11   0 45.0
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117                   9 WITLESS WON 39/1052  134  171   0 43.9
    LADIES IN WAITING 8/444                  10 BLOODGUARD 59/1341     4    6   0 40.0
    WESTERN FRONTIER 71/1354                 11 VEGAN CANNI 47/1349    2    3   0 40.0
    THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812                12 DODGE BULLET 28/867  517  940   5 35.5
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745                  CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
    NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343              13 X-POSSE 72/1093       29   55   3 34.5
  2 FLOWER GIRLS 52/265  421  216   1 66.1      TWISTED SISTERS 72/1201
    MORE PLACES 82/1306                      14 THE VIVISECT 62/241    2    4   0 33.3

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 355): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (? , mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 352): POSTAGE of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 350): BUMBLE of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 327): SAPPHIRA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
                   (turn 326): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 322): WILHELM SCREAM of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 308): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 302): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 287): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 257): JEROME BETTIS of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 72): LIFE SCOUT of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 254): THE REFEREE of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 355): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 352): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 350): MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 327): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 322): FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 308): LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 302): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 287): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 280): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 257): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 72): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 254): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 351): MADELINE of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 350): BUMBLE of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
                               XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 327): SAPPHIRA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
                   (turn 326): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 322): WILHELM SCREAM of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
                   (turn 321): BIG MAC of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
              (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 69): MORIS NAHR of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

     Apologies for missing the column last turn.  Out of Country visitors through a
Monkey Wrench into Crip's real life schedule last time around, and he's still trying
to recover.  As the most impartial participant in this arena, I'd like to announce
that Monkey Business will not be with us after this split, as he takes his 239 skills
and +4 bonuses in Attack and Parry (and a hosing of 1 skill in Defence) off to
retirement in Primus.  We give him an ape-like salute.

The Referee
Avid Fan
Tower Guardian of Crysalis

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for CRYSALIS.  MVP award for STIGMA OF STUPID? 
UNFIT TO BE ORCS' proud of him after beating DAIRY QUEEN and getting 41 points.  Talk 
about yer big time losers!  BATWAMBA got smashed by SKI MASK, and lost 24 points!  
This Duelmaster is like something else!  THE REFEREE stopped MAD CAT dead in its 
tracks!  Who was the wiseguy that said CRYSALIS' Duelmaster was paying for drinks at 
The Warty Toad?  Don't look at me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  The warriors of DARK TOADS 05Q 
must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something 
that I don't?  Is there some deep dark secret why ROYAL FLUSH's been avoiding DARK 
TOADS 05Q so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Can UNFIT TO BE ORCS' 
STIGMA OF STUPID be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that 
really the same?  Ooh!  Did SLIPPERY NIPPLE really know what it was doing when it 
challenged TOADKILLER DOG?  A 43-27-1 speaks volumes.  (Zontoni said that.  I don't 
know what it means.) SLIPPERY NIPPLE lost to TOADKILLER DOG, but it got 7 points.  
TOADKILLER DOG won, and got 17 points.  I don't get it.   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All CRYSALIS ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to 
hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  CRYSALIS is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE REFEREE 45-1091          89  52  4  365  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103       46  19  1  297  WASTED SCUM (1112)         NORTH FORK
 STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948     45  27  1  294  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992          76  29  2  290  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 MISS ZING 8-824              79  54  3  246  LADIES IN WAITING (444)    ARKERS
 GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243        25   8     242  500 BPM (1260)             MAZGOURRAH
 AVONSIDE 13-3927             59  68  1  223  KIWI CONNECTION (747)      DULLENS
 TAOS 26-4042                 37  20  1  223  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011       27  13  1  222  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694           33  17  1  221  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 THELONIUS 21-6631            36  30  2  219  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666     33  26  1  215  BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239)  FIREHOLD
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035         33  19     213  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 PAUL 35-2349                 46  50  2  211  COMMON JOE'S (509)         MURSKA
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           29  36  2  211  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARI-KARI 73-3049            57  11     210  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              42  29     210  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373        38  23     208  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 MAD CAT 7-2965               82  54  6  207  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905          28  16     207  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 DARK TOWER 11-1702           93  60     206  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
-DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         141  41  2  205  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323      43  27  1  205  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
 KARATIA 73-3624              44  25  1  204  KIWI CONNECTION (1232)     ERINIKA
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614     42  31     204  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MONKEY DO 25-4152            34  21  2  203  PRIMATES-R-US (963)        LYRATILAN
-WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167      61  24  1  202  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      34  15  1  202  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 F.O.A.D. 73-442              41  19  2  201  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
 MOSQUITO 5-5011              27  22  1  201  BLOOD SUCKERS (1295)       KALTOS
-WAHOO 26-3916                34  21  1  199  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 SUPER GROVER 50-3413         23   6     199  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546         42  12  2  198  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 BULL FROG 73-4547            38  20     197  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203         36  18     197  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182       49  30  3  196  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         108  53  3  195  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 FIGHTER ACE 47-1189          81  56  6  194  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018       48  35     194  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 BASE ON BULLS 73-3101        39  15  4  194  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
-THE LION KING 47-6360        30  10     194  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708     26  22  1  194  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
-TRASH CAN 50-3403            25   9  4  194  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038         71  47  1  193  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-KING FORADAY 47-3762         70  57  4  193  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BURGER KING 47-4152          44  40  3  193  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850   41  29  2  193  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315        30  29  1  193  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
-BEERVAHNA 60-4292            47  37  3  192  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 SODIAC 7-1049                30  21  2  192  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 UZI 44-1701                  39  37  1  191  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 JIVE 25-624                 111  72  1  190  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112       37  25  1  190  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
-VIKING RAIDER 54-2885        32  11  1  190  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
-AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        31  18     190  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902         42  22  1  187  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      41  19  1  186  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948            19  11  2  186  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534           45  70  1  184  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-ACE FREHLEY 47-3669          20  13     183  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 QUEEN 82-33307               22  17     181  DARK TOADS 05Q (1311)      DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810     48  31  4  180  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324           43  24  1  180  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365         52  55     179  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908        60  52  1  177  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-ACE METRIC 47-3554           33  25     177  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-GURU GNU 38-4784             19   9     176  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
 CUBA 26-3917                 38  19     171  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           31  42     171  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 QUEEN 75-3316                25  13  1  171  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            30  27     170  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 AMELIA 28-3417               46  44  1  169  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 STYMIE 62-1044               32  33  4  162  THE VIVISECTORS (241)      VALAMANTIS
-TUNDRA 45-4280               37  39  1  161  ARCTIC WASTES (1256)       STORMCROWE
 WATERLOO 75-3317             28  10  1  156  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 SCUMMY BOY 73-3371           22  10     156  THE FAMILY TREE (906)      ERINIKA
 NERVE RAKER 21-1874          26  20  1  151  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613      36  34  1  144  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 BANDAGED HAND 20-2765        20  19  2  138  100% NATURAL GROOVE (545)  SEAM
 A.O. HELL 54-2523            36  16  2  137  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MADELINE 28-4710             24  23      95  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 CHINA 82-35079               16   6      93  MORE PLACES (1306)         DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662          10   6  1   88  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 CREDIT CARD 5-4052           23  13      87  BLOOD SUCKERS (1295)       KALTOS
 SKI MASK 58-5869             58  99  1   85  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
-SKYHAWK 10-1228              25  13  1   78  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 LORD FOUL 59-1395            18  20  1   70  BLOODGUARD (1341)          ILLIS
 ARTICHOKE ON THIS! 47-7226   16  11  1   65  VEGAN CANNIBALS (1349)     NORTH FORK
 BATWAMBA 21-7118             21  26      64  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         22  14      63  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 MINDQUAKE 72-5861            18  12      63  TWISTED SISTERS (1201)     DRAGONHEAD
-BIG MAC 47-7120              18   7  1   62  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
-GITCHIGOOMIE 21-7251         16  12      60  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 G W BUSH 59-2764             19  17  1   50  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 GLACIER 58-5887              33  44      49  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 MRS. POTATOE HEAD 73-5723    19   8      48  DREW'S BOYS II (1321)      ERINIKA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

     We're still standing in line behind the Split, so to prevent extra delays, I am
     not going to do a spy report today.  Restrain your despair, I will return! --
     Ketchum

With the KOP in session, The Consortium activity in Crysalis will be very limited.
Perhaps after. -- The Consortium Elders

Bull Frog -- There I was, all set to go into the Dance, and you... you CROAKED at me!
Totally put me off my step. -- Ghost Dancer

Slippery Nipple -- I was so embarrassed, I didn't know where to look! -- Young Joan

Adam's Apple -- An excellent apple, though.  Jonathan, I think?  Not quite sharp
enough for a Winesap. -- Amelia

G W Bush -- Take THAT, you human Duck Hunter!  Eat frozen mud, you turkey. -- Ski
Mask, Founder and President of Ducks with Swords

Lord Foul -- I couldn't have you fouling my ice.  That may be one of the last clean
sources left! -- Glacier
P.S.  Or not, of course.  But I really liked the win.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SLIPPERY NIPPLE was bested by TOADKILLER DOG in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
DAIRY QUEEN was demolished by STIGMA OF STUPID in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
BASE ON BULLS was devastated by GABBER KNIGHT in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
SODIAC was viciously subdued by CANNONBALL in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
ROTTEN LIVER was devastated by AVONSIDE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BULL FROG was defeated by THELONIUS in a action packed 3 minute Challenge melee.
MONKEY DO vanquished YOUNG JOAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
UZI lost to BALLIOL BLACKMOON in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
SUPER GROVER overpowered GHOST DANCER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
PHILLIP THE BIRD was demolished by KRONOS GRIMHOLT in a 1 minute competition.
BURGER KING narrowly defeated QUEEN in a 2 minute Challenge match.
NERVE RAKER bested BANDAGED HAND in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge bout.
DORSAL FINN handily defeated UNCLE FESTER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
THE REFEREE viciously subdued MAD CAT in a action packed 3 minute brutal Title duel.
MISS ZING viciously subdued HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory brawl.
DISCO QUEEN beat HUNTSMAN in a exciting 4 minute brutal match.
HUNZICKER BOWL was beaten by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 2 minute fight.
JIVE was handily defeated by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
TAOS savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
GENERAL PUBLIC was handily defeated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 2 minute uneven duel.
PAUL demolished BULL DURHAM in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
BODDINGTON'S savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in a action packed 2 minute gory fight.
BLACK JACK SHELACK was outlasted by DEVIL'S ADVOCATE in a 9 minute match.
LAND OF FLUSH viciously subdued VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 4 minute gruesome fray.
ADAM'S APPLE overpowered BALDASSARE in a exciting 3 minute gory uneven competition.
DARK TOWER overpowered QUEEN in a 2 minute uneven duel.
KARATIA overpowered STEVE MCQUEEN in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided match.
F.O.A.D. overpowered TAMMY FAYE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
SITS ON HIS DUFF was subdued by RIRORNI COOK in a 2 minute contest.
HARI-KARI vanquished AMELIA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
STYMIE was demolished by NUMBSKULL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LONDON QUIREBOY savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
WATERLOO was demolished by FIGHTER ACE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
MOSQUITO vanquished CUBA in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
SCUMMY BOY won victory over A.O. HELL in a popular 5 minute match.
CHINA demolished MINDQUAKE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MRS. POTATOE HEAD was bested by ARTICHOKE ON THIS! in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
G W BUSH was vanquished by CREDIT CARD in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LORD FOUL overpowered GLACIER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven competition.
SKI MASK demolished BATWAMBA in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  18         PARRY-STRIKE      20 -   7 -  0      74  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   13         TOTAL PARRY       28 -  18 -  0      61  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         WALL OF STEEL     64 -  51 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         PARRY-LUNGE       30 -  24 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  21 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         LUNGING ATTACK    84 -  86 -  2      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   38 -  40 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  32 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        25 -  39 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  16 -  0      38  |

Turn 255 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         4 -  5         3  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     8 - 10         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  4         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  4     WALL OF STEEL      5 -  8         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     THE REFEREE 45-1091        89  52  4  365 AVID FANS (199)
TOTAL PARRY      TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103     46  19  1  297 WASTED SCUM (1112)
STRIKING ATTACK  STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948   45  27  1  294 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)
PARRY-LUNGE      MISS ZING 8-824            79  54  3  246 LADIES IN WAITING (444)
WALL OF STEEL    TAOS 26-4042               37  20  1  223 HERE TO PHOENIX (871)
LUNGING ATTACK   KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011     27  13  1  222 SENTINELS (1202)
SLASHING ATTACK  PAUL 35-2349               46  50  2  211 COMMON JOE'S (509)
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          57  11  0  210 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
BASHING ATTACK   MAD CAT 7-2965             82  54  6  207 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JIVE 25-624               111  72  1  190 CRYPTICS (150)

The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850.  The ten other most popular fighters were MISS 
ZING 8-824, HUNTSMAN 7-5837, DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666, THE REFEREE 45-1091, LAND OF 
FLUSH 11-4373, A.O. HELL 54-2523, SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323, GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243, 
NERVE RAKER 21-1874, and MAD CAT 7-2965.

The least popular fighter this week was BATWAMBA 21-7118.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MINDQUAKE 72-5861, GLACIER 58-5887, CUBA 26-3917, STYMIE 
62-1044, AMELIA 28-3417, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112, BANDAGED HAND 
20-2765, PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708, and GHOST DANCER 28-3365.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            2  1 0  MORYA(28)            0  3 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  4 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            2  3 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  KRILL(44)            0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          4  4 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  2 0  
TI(23)               0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       5  3 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          2  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOSQUITO 5-5011             27  22  1  201  BLOOD SUCKERS (1295)       KALTOS
 KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011      27  13  1  222  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 MISS ZING 8-824             79  54  3  246  LADIES IN WAITING (444)    ARKERS
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     34  15  1  202  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373       38  23  0  208  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 AVONSIDE 13-3927            59  68  1  223  KIWI CONNECTION (747)      DULLENS
 BANDAGED HAND 20-2765       20  19  2  138  100% NATURAL GROOVE (545)  SEAM
 THELONIUS 21-6631           36  30  2  219  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      49  30  3  196  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 MONKEY DO 25-4152           34  21  2  203  PRIMATES-R-US (963)        LYRATILAN
 TAOS 26-4042                37  20  1  223  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534          45  70  1  184  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948    45  27  1  294  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
 PAUL 35-2349                46  50  2  211  COMMON JOE'S (509)         MURSKA
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          31  42  0  171  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    26  22  1  194  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662         10   6  1   88  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 UZI 44-1701                 39  37  1  191  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 THE REFEREE 45-1091         89  52  4  365  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103      46  19  1  297  WASTED SCUM (1112)         NORTH FORK
 SUPER GROVER 50-3413        23   6  0  199  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203        36  18  0  197  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 A.O. HELL 54-2523           36  16  2  137  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 SKI MASK 58-5869            58  99  1   85  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     43  27  1  205  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
 STYMIE 62-1044              32  33  4  162  THE VIVISECTORS (241)      VALAMANTIS
 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666    33  26  1  215  BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239)  FIREHOLD
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          29  36  2  211  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           57  11  0  210  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 QUEEN 75-3316               25  13  1  171  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243       25   8  0  242  500 BPM (1260)             MAZGOURRAH
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614    42  31  0  204  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 QUEEN 82--32229             22  17  0  181  DARK TOADS 05Q (1311)      DWES EG