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Date   : 03/19/2013    Duedate: 04/15/2013

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 259

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-WAH CHING 52/1359      2    1   0 66.7      KIWI CONNECTION 73/1232
  2 BAD GUYS 35/1365     433  217   1 66.6      KIWI CONNECTIONS 75/1307
    COLORING 82/1361                            100% NATURAL GROOVE 20/545
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                         BLOOD 4 THE MASSES 68/1239
    MORE PLACES 82/1306                         INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214
    DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311                    7 VIKINGS 10/1208      181  228   2 44.3
  3 WASTED SCUM 47/1112  124   92   1 57.4      SENTINELS 7/1202
    AZURE CLOUDS 46/1366                        NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
    UGLY URBAN ORCS 28/1363                     DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
    UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881                   8 WITLESS WON 39/1052  135  174   0 43.7
  4-VEGAN CANNI 47/1349    4    3   0 57.1    9 F WORDS 14/1342       46   67   0 40.7
  5 TALL TALES 59/1335    16   15   1 51.6      MERC'D MAFIA 20/1304
  6 500 BPM 77/1260      854  831   9 50.7   10 DODGE BULLET 28/867  526  951   5 35.6
    BLACKMAIL 73/1264                           CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
    D-DAY SQUAD 34/551                       11 X-FORCE 8/1054        30   62   3 32.6
    COMMON JOE'S 35/509                         X-POSSE 72/1093
    BLOOD SUCKERS 5/1295                        NIGHTHAWKS 71/1153
    KIWI CONNECTION 4/1305                   12 THE VIVISECT 62/241    3    7   0 30.0
    KIWI CONNECTION 13/747                   13 BLOODGUARD 59/1341     4   10   0 28.6
    THE FAMILY TREE 73/906                   14 011808F 71/1362        1    0   0  100
    KIWI CONNECTION 39/1277                  15 LUROCIAN DE 47/1364    0    1   0  0.0
    KIWI CONNECTION 59/1292

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 359): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 356): THE INFLUENCER of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 354): AWESOME 80'S of NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 309): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 331): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 326): SOUTH SPOON of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 312): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 291): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 284): JOHN WAYNE of TALL TALES (A-sop, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 260): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 260): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 261): MRALISSA LOON of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 76): BAD BAD BASSO of PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 258): GABBER KNIGHT of 500 BPM (The Mun, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 359): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 356): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 354): BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 309): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 331): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 326): BASH BROS PARK (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 312): LIFE IMAPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 291): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 284): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 260): WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 260): BASH BROS HAIRCUT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 261): BASH BROS SUITCASE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 76): PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 258): CRAZY CREEPS (Consortium, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 355): POSTAGE of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 353): DRONE-ON of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 326): SOUTH SPOON of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
                   (turn 325): TALKEETNA of ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord, mgr.)
                               SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE of THE OPERA (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CAUSTIC CROCUS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 074): LIFE SCOUT of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Here it is, the First Day of Spring for which we have long waited (I'm running
late, okay?  It happens.), and snow is falling!  This is unreasonable, and I don't
want to see any more of it!

     Major point movements:  Opal Ravioli, up 49.  Credit Card, down 43.  Same fight.
     Gabber Knight (the silent, not gabby one) was most challenged, which is as it
should be.
     Kiwi Connections was most avoided by Sentinels, unless this is a story the
clerks made up to fill a blank spot in the form.  They do that, sometimes.
     Twenty-five fights, five challenges, five standbys.  Could be worse, has been
worse, but at least it wasn't snowing then.  Actually, today is rather good.  We
certainly make the regionals look puny!

Flying quickly down the list of fights, we have:
     GISBORNE (59-2709) (15-16-0,37) of KIWI CONNECTION fought TEMPTRESS (47-6671)
(11-5-0,38) of LUROCIAN DEVILS.  GISBORNE unbelievably bested TEMPTRESS in a popular
3 minute gruesome match.  *I* found it believable, so there!
     G W BUSH (59-2764) (20-19-1,48) of TALL TALES fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (106-
2) (0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes.  G W BUSH overpowered CAPTURED PIRATE KING in
a 2 minute gory one-sided match.  Our C.P. King is looking a little shop-worn.
Perhaps he needs a vacation.
     KING MIDAS (59-2770) (19-14-1,40) of TALL TALES fought R.O.U.S. (106-4) (0-0-
0,50) of the College of Mimes.  KING MIDAS vanquished R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute
mismatched fray.  Go, Midas!  Rats are meant for kicking.
     KAT (71-3531) (18-34-2,62) of NIGHTHAWKS fought COLLINGWOOD (39-3798) (25-18-
2,72) of KIWI CONNECTION.  KAT was demolished by COLLINGWOOD in a 1 minute uneven
bout.  This was Kat playing to his/her/its strength:  that experience in losing.
     OPAL RAVIOLI (71-6687) (2-1-0,7) of 011808F fought CREDIT CARD (5-4052) (24-15-
0,74) of BLOOD SUCKERS.  OPAL RAVIOLI overpowered CREDIT CARD in a 1 minute uneven
fight.  Talk about an upset!  No wonder the point movements were extreme after this.

     EXTORTION (73-5787) (20-6-2,90) of BLACKMAIL fought LORD FOUL (59-1395) (18-23-
1,60) of BLOODGUARD.  EXTORTION overpowered LORD FOUL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
mismatched conflict.  Maybe a mismatch in experience, but the two were well matched
in character.
     SQUEEZE (73-5788) (22-7-0,87) of BLACKMAIL fought SKI MASK (58-5869) (60-100-
1,82) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  SQUEEZE was overpowered by SKI MASK in an exciting 1
minute brutal one-sided match.  Incredible, the Duck wins again!
     YELLOW (82-36005) (13-6-0,45) of COLORING fought WHAKAPAPA (39-3801) (25-13-
4,71) of KIWI CONNECTION.  YELLOW devastated WHAKAPAPA in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
Another upset.
     D'URVILLE (39-3800) (26-15-1,120) of KIWI CONNECTION fought EVIL INPUTTER (106-
7) (0-0-0,110) of the College of Mimes.  D'URVILLE handily defeated EVIL INPUTTER in
a 1 minute mismatched bout.  It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.
     UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (25-14-1,134) of TALL TALES fought BANDAGED HAND (20-
2765) (20-22-2,139) of 100% NATURAL GROOVE.  UNCLE FESTER defeated BANDAGED HAND in
an action packed 2 minute struggle.  These two seem natural together.

     GHOST DANCER (28-3365) (52-58-0,168) of DODGE BULLETS fought FRISKY (14-4634)
(34-15-3,171) of F WORDS.  GHOST DANCER was viciously subdued by FRISKY in a 2 minute
gruesome fight.  Probably the snow.
     SCUMMY BOY (73-3371) (25-10-0,178) of THE FAMILY TREE fought TAMMY FAYE (39-
3520) (32-44-0,167) of WITLESS WONDERS.  SCUMMY BOY outwaited TAMMY FAYE in a crowd
pleasing 7 minute bout.  I hear Scummy is thinking of marriage and practicing for
"shopping with the wife."  The waiting around, you know.
     QUEEN (75-3316) (26-15-1,191) of KIWI CONNECTIONS fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-
11) (0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes.  QUEEN slimly lost to AMBER WOLFWALKER in an
exciting 3 minute battle.  Ah, yes, Queen... one of two.
     MAD CAT (7-2965) (84-55-6,184) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS fought STYMIE (62-1044)
(33-35-4,166) of THE VIVISECTORS.  MAD CAT murdered STYMIE in a 2 minute bloody
mismatched match.  Is it murder, if the killer is insane?
     U.S.S. ARIZONA (34-2643) (42-29-1,198) of D-DAY SQUAD fought NERVE RAKER (21-
1874) (27-22-1,153) of NOMADIC TRIBE.  U.S.S. ARIZONA beat NERVE RAKER in a 3 minute
fight.  Somebody has to keep those nerves raked smooth.

     PAUL (35-2349) (49-50-2,244) of COMMON JOE'S fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-29) (0-
0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  PAUL was savagely defeated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a
2 minute gruesome match.  Embarrassing.
     WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (63-25-1,213) of FLOWER GIRLS fought HAGAR BLUETOOTH
(10-5850) (35-17-1,197) of VIKINGS.  WHACKING WILLOW won victory over HAGAR BLUETOOTH
in a 1 minute fight.  And both of them enjoyed it.
     DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (68-4666) (35-27-1,235) of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES fought KRONOS
GRIMHOLT (7-6011) (27-16-1,193) of SENTINELS.  DEVIL'S ADVOCATE slimly won victory
over KRONOS GRIMHOLT in a 3 minute fight.  Kronos was doing well to make the Advocate
work that hard for it.
     CANNONBALL (72-5313) (30-38-2,222) of X-POSSE fought BALDASSARE (7-6003) (31-29-
0,193) of SENTINELS.  CANNONBALL was handily defeated by BALDASSARE in a 1 minute
uneven melee.  This is practically the Day of the Underdogs here!
     QUEEN (82-33307) (25-17-0,238) of DARK TOADS 05Q fought AMELIA (28-3417) (47-46-
1,184) of DODGE BULLETS.  QUEEN overpowered AMELIA in a popular 1 minute mismatched
brawl.  And Queen the other, avoiding toads.

The challenges:
     BATWAMBA (21-7118) (21-29-0,49) of NOMADIC TRIBE challenged GLACIER (58-5887)
(35-45-0,65) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  Up 16.  BATWAMBA was vanquished by GLACIER in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge fight.
     HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (43-31-0,177) of SENTINELS challenged ROCKO (20-2337) (32-27-
2,180) of MERC'D MAFIA.  Up 3.  HUNTSMAN demolished ROCKO in a 2 minute mismatched
Challenge competition.
     BALLIOL BLACKMOON (81-614) (42-34-0,184) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged YOUNG
JOAN (28-3534) (47-71-1,203) of DODGE BULLETS.  Up 19.  BALLIOL BLACKMOON devastated
YOUNG JOAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
     THELONIUS (21-6631) (37-32-2,201) of NOMADIC TRIBE challenged HOPE (20-2555)
(47-49-1,209) of MERC'D MAFIA.  Up 8.  THELONIUS was viciously subdued by HOPE in a
popular 3 minute Challenge match.

And for the title:
     GABBER KNIGHT (77-2243) (28-8-0,302) of 500 BPM challenged BLOODY SKIN (20-1986)
(51-59-1,213) of MERC'D MAFIA.  Down 89, from the top.  GABBER KNIGHT devastated
BLOODY SKIN in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.  A good fight,
considering.  The bookies were foaming at the mouth, which is always an enjoyable
sight.  How about a column, Gabber?

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243        29   8     315  500 BPM (1260)             MAZGOURRAH

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-AVONSIDE 13-3927             61  68  1  253  KIWI CONNECTION (747)      DULLENS
 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666     36  27  1  247  BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239)  FIREHOLD
 QUEEN 82-33307               26  17     246  DARK TOADS 05Q (1311)      DWES EG
 MAD CAT 7-2965               85  55  7  229  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167      64  25  1  226  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 HOPE 20-2555                 48  49  1  220  MERC'D MAFIA (1304)        SEAM
-STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948     46  28  1  213  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            32  29     208  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-MOSQUITO 5-5011              27  24  1  205  BLOOD SUCKERS (1295)       KALTOS
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614     43  34     203  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      35  18  1  203  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
-TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103       47  20  1  201  WASTED SCUM (1112)         NORTH FORK
-KARATIA 73-3624              45  26  1  200  KIWI CONNECTION (1232)     ERINIKA
 U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643       43  29  1  200  D-DAY SQUAD (551)          MONUNTIAL
 BLOODY SKIN 20-1986          51  60  1  196  MERC'D MAFIA (1304)        SEAM
 PAUL 35-2349                 49  51  2  196  COMMON JOE'S (509)         MURSKA
 THELONIUS 21-6631            37  33  2  196  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011       27  17  1  195  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              44  31     193  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 QUEEN 75-3316                26  16  1  191  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN
-KENYA 4-6484                 34  10  2  188  KIWI CONNECTION (1305)     JHELUM
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           30  39  2  187  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534           47  72  1  184  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 SCUMMY BOY 73-3371           26  10     183  THE FAMILY TREE (906)      ERINIKA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AMELIA 28-3417               47  47  1  180  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-WATERLOO 75-3317             30  10  1  179  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 FRISKY 14-4634               35  15  3  176  F WORDS (1342)             TOBIR
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           32  45     172  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 ROCKO 20-2337                32  28  2  171  MERC'D MAFIA (1304)        SEAM
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365         52  59     170  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 STYMIE 62-1044               33  36  4  169  THE VIVISECTORS (241)      VALAMANTIS
 NERVE RAKER 21-1874          27  23  1  164  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
-ORPHAN 72-5463               24  21  2  160  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         26  14  1  145  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 BANDAGED HAND 20-2765        20  23  2  134  100% NATURAL GROOVE (545)  SEAM
 D'URVILLE 39-3800            27  15  1  128  KIWI CONNECTION (1277)     XOCHITHLAN
-MELTDOWN 8-4353              24  17     120  X-FORCE (1054)             ARKERS
-NAEFAN ORDH 72-6396          32  18     114  MIDDLE WAY 9 (1325)        DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SKI MASK 58-5869             61 100  1  100  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
-CHINA 82-35079               18   6      99  MORE PLACES (1306)         DWES EG
 EXTORTION 73-5787            21   6  2   93  BLACKMAIL (1264)           ERINIKA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-POSTAGE 28-4750              25  16  1   92  EXPENSE ACCOUNT (1283)     MORYA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TALKEETNA 47-7047            23  17      86  ALASKAN PIPELINE (1324)    NORTH FORK
 COLLINGWOOD 39-3798          26  18  2   79  KIWI CONNECTION (1277)     XOCHITHLAN
-ARTICHOKE ON THIS! 47-7226   18  11  1   78  VEGAN CANNIBALS (1349)     NORTH FORK
-MATH 50-3735                 21  12  2   77  LIFE IMPACTS (1263)        SNOWBOUND
-PLUTONIUM PUNCH 29-5669      22   9      75  METAL MINCERS (276)        LAPUR
 YELLOW 82-36005              14   6      75  COLORING (1361)            DWES EG
 SQUEEZE 73-5788              22   8      74  BLACKMAIL (1264)           ERINIKA
 GLACIER 58-5887              36  45      72  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 LORD FOUL 59-1395            18  24  1   62  BLOODGUARD (1341)          ILLIS
 KAT 71-3531                  18  35  2   57  NIGHTHAWKS (1153)          KYR'TERR
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           20  14  1   56  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 OPAL RAVIOLI 71-6687          3   1      56  011808F (1362)             KYR'TERR
 G W BUSH 59-2764             21  19  1   54  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-GRINCH 35-4184               17   2  1   54  BAD GUYS (1365)            MURSKA
-JAGABORG 10-5925             16   3      51  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 WHAKAPAPA 39-3801            25  14  4   50  KIWI CONNECTION (1277)     XOCHITHLAN
-BLUE BULLDOG 11-7385         14   5  1   48  ANIMAL FARM (1095)         ARUAK CITY
 GISBORNE 59-2709             16  16      46  KIWI CONNECTION (1292)     ILLIS
 BATWAMBA 21-7118             21  30      43  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 TEMPTRESS 47-6671            11   6      35  LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364)     NORTH FORK
 CREDIT CARD 5-4052           24  16      31  BLOOD SUCKERS (1295)       KALTOS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
STYMIE 62-1044            33  36  4 THE VIVISECTORS 241    MAD CAT 7-2965            259

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Not so much talk around here anymore.  Have the cats taken over?  Hence no available
tongues? -- The Consortium Elders

Queen -- Oooohhhhhhh, that was such,such fun.  You may have thought I was feeling you
up with my hands, but I like to think I was whacking you with my fists.  You may have
thought this was naked mud wrestling, while I thought it was a naked arena Battle
Royale for two.  There were probably no winners or losers (especially for the
spectators!) but I like to think you were closer to the latter while I was clearly
the former. -- Queen (the better one)

Baldassare -- Is that a French name or a naughty composition?  Either way, you lost.
BUT, but, you could take me back to Fratsfa for my vacation and spend it in my old
room with me.  You would probably consider that a win.  Bring your credit card, Hon.
-- Whacking Willow

Lord -- Only your fighting was Foul. -- China

Amelia -- Sadly, no, it works quite the opposite.  If a female toad is kissed by a
Prince, she turns into an age-old queen with warts. -- Queen (having always been
quite unwilling to try.)

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Personal Ads. -- The Consortium Elders

     Yes!

Batawba -- Aha!  Take that, you mammal! -- Ski Mask, Founder and President of Ducks
with Swords

King Midas -- I'm sure there's gold in those hills somewhere, but there is also...
ice.  Lots of it.  So do your prospecting elsewhere, eh? -- Glacier

Scummy Boy -- Have you considered strong soap and a really coarse loofa?  Might help.
-- Ghost Dancer

Ketchum -- Watch it with those comments.  I found the Blacksmith very... manly.
Quite impressive, really. -- Amelia

Frisky -- I wouldn't call my win NARROW, but as long as it was MY WIN, I don't
actually care. -- Young Joan

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GABBER KNIGHT devastated BLOODY SKIN in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
THELONIUS was viciously subdued by HOPE in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON devastated YOUNG JOAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
HUNTSMAN demolished ROCKO in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
BATWAMBA was vanquished by GLACIER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
QUEEN overpowered AMELIA in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
CANNONBALL was handily defeated by BALDASSARE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE slimly won victory over KRONOS GRIMHOLT in a 3 minute fight.
WHACKING WILLOW won victory over HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a 1 minute fight.
PAUL was savagely defeated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute gruesome match.
U.S.S. ARIZONA beat NERVE RAKER in a 3 minute fight.
MAD CAT murdered STYMIE in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
QUEEN slimly lost to AMBER WOLFWALKER in a exciting 3 minute battle.
SCUMMY BOY outwaited TAMMY FAYE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute bout.
GHOST DANCER was viciously subdued by FRISKY in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
UNCLE FESTER defeated BANDAGED HAND in a action packed 2 minute struggle.
D'URVILLE handily defeated EVIL INPUTTER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
YELLOW devastated WHAKAPAPA in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SQUEEZE was overpowered by SKI MASK in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
EXTORTION overpowered LORD FOUL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
OPAL RAVIOLI overpowered CREDIT CARD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
KAT was demolished by COLLINGWOOD in a 1 minute uneven bout.
KING MIDAS vanquished R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute mismatched fray.
G W BUSH overpowered CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 2 minute gory one-sided match.
GISBORNE unbelievably bested TEMPTRESS in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       9         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -   6 -  0      73  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         TOTAL PARRY       30 -  12 -  0      71  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-LUNGE       30 -  18 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  11 -  1      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         WALL OF STEEL     46 -  45 -  0      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    65 -  65 -  2      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK   33 -  34 -  1      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  28 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        19 -  39 -  0      33  |

Turn 259 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         4 -  5         3  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  6         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243      29   8  0  315 500 BPM (1260)
TOTAL PARRY      DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666   36  27  1  247 BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239)
AIMED BLOW       QUEEN 82--32229            26  17  0  246 DARK TOADS 05Q (1311)
BASHING ATTACK   MAD CAT 7-2965             85  55  7  229 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
PARRY-STRIKE     BALDASSARE 7-6003          32  29  0  208 SENTINELS (1202)
WALL OF STEEL    HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850    35  18  1  203 VIKINGS (1208)
SLASHING ATTACK  PAUL 35-2349               49  51  2  196 COMMON JOE'S (509)
LUNGING ATTACK   THELONIUS 21-6631          37  33  2  196 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    YOUNG JOAN 28-3534         47  72  1  184 DODGE BULLETS (867)
STRIKING ATTACK  TAMMY FAYE 39-3520         32  45  0  172 WITLESS WONDERS (1052)

The overall popularity leader is MAD CAT 7-2965.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TAMMY FAYE 39-3520.  The ten other most popular fighters were GABBER KNIGHT 
77-2243, QUEEN 75-3316, DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666, SCUMMY BOY 73-3371, UNCLE FESTER 
59-2768, TEMPTRESS 47-6671, HOPE 20-2555, KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011, HUNTSMAN 7-5837, 
and G W BUSH 59-2764.

The least popular fighter this week was KAT 71-3531.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CREDIT CARD 5-4052, LORD FOUL 59-1395, WHAKAPAPA 39-3801, BATWAMBA 
21-7118, ROCKO 20-2337, SQUEEZE 73-5788, HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850, CANNONBALL 72-5313, 
AMELIA 28-3417, and YOUNG JOAN 28-3534.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  1 1  XOCHITHLAN(39)       2  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          2  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  3 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       2  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  3 0  ILLIS(59)            4  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            0  3 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          2  0 0  
MONUNTIAL(34)        1  0 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CREDIT CARD 5-4052          24  16  0   31  BLOOD SUCKERS (1295)       KALTOS
 MAD CAT 7-2965              85  55  7  229  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     35  18  1  203  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 FRISKY 14-4634              35  15  3  176  F WORDS (1342)             TOBIR
 HOPE 20-2555                48  49  1  220  MERC'D MAFIA (1304)        SEAM
 THELONIUS 21-6631           37  33  2  196  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534          47  72  1  184  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643      43  29  1  200  D-DAY SQUAD (551)          MONUNTIAL
 PAUL 35-2349                49  51  2  196  COMMON JOE'S (509)         MURSKA
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          32  45  0  172  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 TEMPTRESS 47-6671           11   6  0   35  LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364)     NORTH FORK
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     64  25  1  226  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 SKI MASK 58-5869            61 100  1  100  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768        26  14  1  145  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 STYMIE 62-1044              33  36  4  169  THE VIVISECTORS (241)      VALAMANTIS
 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666    36  27  1  247  BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239)  FIREHOLD
 KAT 71-3531                 18  35  2   57  NIGHTHAWKS (1153)          KYR'TERR
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          30  39  2  187  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCUMMY BOY 73-3371          26  10  0  183  THE FAMILY TREE (906)      ERINIKA
 QUEEN 75-3316               26  16  1  191  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243       29   8  0  315  500 BPM (1260)             MAZGOURRAH
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614    43  34  0  203  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 QUEEN 82--32229             26  17  0  246  DARK TOADS 05Q (1311)      DWES EG

                 NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENA (DM 85)

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teams placed in DM 85 and not transferred out to another arena, will be automatically 
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