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Date   : 04/16/2013    Duedate: 05/13/2013

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 260

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BAD GUYS 35/1365     434  218   1 66.6    4 TALL TALES 59/1335    17   17   1 50.0
    COLORING 82/1361                          5 VIKINGS 10/1208      187  231   2 44.7
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                         SENTINELS 7/1202
    MORE PLACES 82/1306                         HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282
    DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311                      NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
  2 AZURE CLOUD 46/1366  125   92   1 57.6      DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
    UGLY URBAN ORCS 28/1363                   6 WITLESS WON 39/1052  135  175   0 43.5
  3-500 BPM 77/1260      854  831   9 50.7    7 F WORDS 14/1342       50   67   0 42.7
    BLACKMAIL 73/1264                           MERC'D MAFIA 20/1304
    D-DAY SQUAD 34/551                        8 DODGE BULLET 28/867  526  956   5 35.5
    COMMON JOE'S 35/509                         CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
    BLOOD SUCKERS 5/1295                      9 X-FORCE 8/1054        31   63   3 33.0
    THE FAMILY TREE 73/906                      X-POSSE 72/1093
    KIWI CONNECTION 39/1277                     NIGHTHAWKS 71/1153
    KIWI CONNECTION 59/1292                  10 THE VIVISECT 62/241    3    8   0 27.3
    KIWI CONNECTIONS 75/1307                 11 BLOODGUARD 59/1341     4   11   0 26.7
    100% NATURAL GROOVE 20/545               12 011808F 71/1362        2    0   0  100
    BLOOD 4 THE MASSES 68/1239               13 LUROCIAN DE 47/1364    1    1   0 50.0
    INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 360): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 357): THE INFLUENCER of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 355): THRALL of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 332): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 327): BLIZZARD of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 313): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 307): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 285): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 262): MRALISSA LOON of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 77): BAD BAD BASSO of PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 259): GABBER KNIGHT of 500 BPM (The Mun, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 360): STEEL PROPHETS (?, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 357): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 355): BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 332): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 327): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 313): LIFE IMAPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 307): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 285): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 262): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 77): PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 259): BAD GUYS et al (Consortium, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 355): POSTAGE of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 327): BLIZZARD of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
                               SLUGBAIT of I HATE THEM (Rillion, mgr.)
                               WRATH of OBSIDIAN ORDER (Skaven, mgr.)
                   (turn 326): SOUTH SPOON of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 312): MOLDAR NAY of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CAUSTIC CROCUS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Greetings, Warriors of CRYSALIS.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  UGLY URBAN ORCS 
had cause to celebrate, after STARGRITS got 51 points by beating SKI MASK.  SKI MASK 
certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to STARGRITS and losing 
49 points in the process!  A certain someone saw GABBER KNIGHT at The Warty Toad with 
the shakes, and now he fails to show up to defend his throne.  What a pathetic slob!  
In CRYSALIS, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new 
Duelmaster, HOPE.  Word has it one team in CRYSALIS is taking speech lessons to try 
to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Perhaps the warriors of FLOWER GIRLS should take 
up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  The warriors of FLOWER GIRLS 
found their efforts at combat frustrated as SENTINELS apparently had more important 
things to do than fight.  Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and ROCKO is it 
right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't MERC'D MAFIA proud!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Ask not for 
whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Do not think spyreporting in CRYSALIS is the highlight of my life.  Keep those 
sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing 
Spyreports for CRYSALIS?  On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOPE 20-2555                 49  49  1  236  MERC'D MAFIA (1304)        SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-GABBER KNIGHT 77-2243        29   8     315  500 BPM (1260)             MAZGOURRAH
-DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 68-4666     36  27  1  247  BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (1239)  FIREHOLD
-MAD CAT 7-2965               85  55  7  229  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
-WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167      64  25  1  226  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 THELONIUS 21-6631            38  33  2  214  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            33  29     211  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614     44  34     206  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      36  18  1  205  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           31  39  2  205  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011       28  17  1  202  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLOODY SKIN 20-1986          52  60  1  201  MERC'D MAFIA (1304)        SEAM
-U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643       43  29  1  200  D-DAY SQUAD (551)          MONUNTIAL
-PAUL 35-2349                 49  51  2  196  COMMON JOE'S (509)         MURSKA
-QUEEN 75-3316                26  16  1  191  KIWI CONNECTIONS (1307)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 QUEEN 82-33307               26  18     189  DARK TOADS 05Q (1311)      DWES EG
 GURU GNU 38-4784             20   9     187  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534           47  73  1  185  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              44  32     185  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-SCUMMY BOY 73-3371           26  10     183  THE FAMILY TREE (906)      ERINIKA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FRISKY 14-4634               36  15  3  180  F WORDS (1342)             TOBIR
 STYMIE 62-1044               33  37  4  180  THE VIVISECTORS (241)      VALAMANTIS
 AMELIA 28-3417               47  48  1  177  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 ROCKO 20-2337                33  28  2  177  MERC'D MAFIA (1304)        SEAM
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           32  46     172  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365         52  60     169  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 NERVE RAKER 21-1874          27  24  1  165  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 ORPHAN 72-5463               24  22  2  165  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         26  15  1  146  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-BANDAGED HAND 20-2765        20  23  2  134  100% NATURAL GROOVE (545)  SEAM
-D'URVILLE 39-3800            27  15  1  128  KIWI CONNECTION (1277)     XOCHITHLAN
-MELTDOWN 8-4353              24  17     120  X-FORCE (1054)             ARKERS
-NAEFAN ORDH 72-6396          32  18     114  MIDDLE WAY 9 (1325)        DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CHINA 82-35079               18   6      99  MORE PLACES (1306)         DWES EG
-EXTORTION 73-5787            21   6  2   93  BLACKMAIL (1264)           ERINIKA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CAUSTIC CROCUS 52-4103       24  15      87  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
-TALKEETNA 47-7047            23  17      86  ALASKAN PIPELINE (1324)    NORTH FORK
-COLLINGWOOD 39-3798          26  18  2   79  KIWI CONNECTION (1277)     XOCHITHLAN
-YELLOW 82-36005              14   6      75  COLORING (1361)            DWES EG
-SQUEEZE 73-5788              22   8      74  BLACKMAIL (1264)           ERINIKA
 STARGRITS 28-3714             7   2      71  UGLY URBAN ORCS (1363)     MORYA
-PINK PORPOISE 11-7448        21   6  1   70  ANIMAL FARM (1095)         ARUAK CITY
 GRINCH 35-4184               18   2  1   69  BAD GUYS (1365)            MURSKA
 G W BUSH 59-2764             22  19  1   68  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 TEMPTRESS 47-6671            12   6      64  LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364)     NORTH FORK
 OPAL RAVIOLI 71-6687          4   1      63  011808F (1362)             KYR'TERR
-SOUTH SPOON 47-7161          15  12  2   59  OTTODROME TW (1357)        NORTH FORK
-KAT 71-3531                  18  35  2   57  NIGHTHAWKS (1153)          KYR'TERR
-UNCLE JUNIOR 46-4300         14  13      55  FANDILS (220)              ARDIVENT
 SKI MASK 58-5869             61 101  1   51  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
-WHAKAPAPA 39-3801            25  14  4   50  KIWI CONNECTION (1277)     XOCHITHLAN
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           20  15  1   49  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 LORD FOUL 59-1395            18  25  1   49  BLOODGUARD (1341)          ILLIS
-BLUE BULLDOG 11-7385         14   5  1   48  ANIMAL FARM (1095)         ARUAK CITY
-GISBORNE 59-2709             16  16      46  KIWI CONNECTION (1292)     ILLIS
 GLACIER 58-5887              36  46      45  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 BATWAMBA 21-7118             21  31      37  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
-CREDIT CARD 5-4052           24  16      31  BLOOD SUCKERS (1295)       KALTOS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

     The Curse of the Tourney Spy Report is upon us here in Crysalis.  The Hands have
     been given the job, and it was difficult for me to get even a five minute
     indulgence to tell you all (if there is an "all" here) that we don't get a hand-
     written spy report today.  Sorry about that.  I would say, "Next time--" but who
     knows, really? -- Ketchum

Good luck to all in The Mailer. -- The Consortium Elders

We enjoyed our wins.  We enjoyed representing The Consortium.  That old blase'
management ambivalence about ADM is returning. -- Whacking Willow, Queen (the good
one), and Yellow (the bright one)

Sadly, we are once again pressed for time.  I think the boss has some kind of time-
management problem.  Such as, not enough time to manage to get everything done.  This
is our curse.  Our salvation is some really good cranberry smash down behind the
hanger. -- Amelia, speaking for the Bullet Dodgers

Ha!  Those Dodge Bullets types LOST their fights.  WE won.  Me first, since I *am*
Founder and President of Ducks with Swords, but then Glacier as well.  So there! --
Ski Mask

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NERVE RAKER was bested by ROCKO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
QUEEN was vanquished by THELONIUS in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
HOPE overpowered HUNTSMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
BALDASSARE overpowered GHOST DANCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
YOUNG JOAN slimly lost to BLOODY SKIN in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal fight.
KRONOS GRIMHOLT devastated AMELIA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH slimly won victory over STYMIE in a action packed 3 minute duel.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON vanquished TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CANNONBALL vanquished GOJIRO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
FRISKY overcame ORPHAN in a 2 minute bout.
GURU GNU overpowered UNCLE FESTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
SKI MASK was handily defeated by STARGRITS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
KING MIDAS was overpowered by GRINCH in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
G W BUSH vanquished LORD FOUL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
GLACIER was vanquished by TEMPTRESS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
OPAL RAVIOLI devastated BATWAMBA in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       7         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  12 -  0      68  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE       30 -  15 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  10 -  1      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         WALL OF STEEL     41 -  42 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    54 -  61 -  2      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   22 -  25 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   29 -  33 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         AIMED BLOW        22 -  38 -  0      37  |

Turn 260 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  4         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         4 -  3                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      HOPE 20-2555               49  49  1  236 MERC'D MAFIA (1304)
LUNGING ATTACK   THELONIUS 21-6631          38  33  2  214 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)
PARRY-STRIKE     BALDASSARE 7-6003          33  29  0  211 SENTINELS (1202)
AIMED BLOW       BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614   44  34  0  206 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)
WALL OF STEEL    HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850    36  18  1  205 VIKINGS (1208)
STRIKING ATTACK  GURU GNU 38-4784           20   9  0  187 HILLTOP GURUS (1282)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    YOUNG JOAN 28-3534         47  73  1  185 DODGE BULLETS (867)
SLASHING ATTACK  HUNTSMAN 7-5837            44  32  0  185 SENTINELS (1202)
BASHING ATTACK   ORPHAN 72-5463             24  22  2  165 X-POSSE (1093)

The overall popularity leader is BLOODY SKIN 20-1986.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was YOUNG JOAN 28-3534.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLOODY SKIN 
20-1986, STYMIE 62-1044, NERVE RAKER 21-1874, HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850, GURU GNU 
38-4784, GRINCH 35-4184, ROCKO 20-2337, THELONIUS 21-6631, KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011, 
and FRISKY 14-4634.

The least popular fighter this week was BATWAMBA 21-7118.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GLACIER 58-5887, LORD FOUL 59-1395, TEMPTRESS 47-6671, KING 
MIDAS 59-2770, SKI MASK 58-5869, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, GHOST DANCER 28-3365, HUNTSMAN 
7-5837, QUEEN 82--32229, and OPAL RAVIOLI 71-6687.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            2  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
SEAM(20)             3  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  2 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       0  2 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            1  3 0  ILLIS(59)            1  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALDASSARE 7-6003           33  29  0  211  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     36  18  1  205  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 FRISKY 14-4634              36  15  3  180  F WORDS (1342)             TOBIR
 HOPE 20-2555                49  49  1  236  MERC'D MAFIA (1304)        SEAM
 THELONIUS 21-6631           38  33  2  214  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534          47  73  1  185  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 GRINCH 35-4184              18   2  1   69  BAD GUYS (1365)            MURSKA
 GURU GNU 38-4784            20   9  0  187  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          32  46  0  172  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 TEMPTRESS 47-6671           12   6  0   64  LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364)     NORTH FORK
 SKI MASK 58-5869            61 101  1   51  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768        26  15  1  146  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 STYMIE 62-1044              33  37  4  180  THE VIVISECTORS (241)      VALAMANTIS
 OPAL RAVIOLI 71-6687         4   1  0   63  011808F (1362)             KYR'TERR
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          31  39  2  205  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614    44  34  0  206  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 QUEEN 82--32229             26  18  0  189  DARK TOADS 05Q (1311)      DWES EG