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Date : 07/09/2013 Duedate: 08/05/2013
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 263
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 HANGOVERS 59/955 2680 1300 33 67.3 PROBLEM CAUSERS 84/1368
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577
OPEN SESAME 50/668 3 TALL TALES 59/1335 21 22 1 48.8
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108 4 VIKINGS 10/1208 199 244 2 44.9
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 SENTINELS 7/1202
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
LADIES IN WAITING 8/444 5-F WORDS 14/1342 52 68 0 43.3
INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745 MERC'D MAFIA 20/1304
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343 6 WITLESS WON 39/1052 135 178 0 43.1
2 OLDIES 83/1312 446 223 1 66.7 7 I HATE THEM 47/1370 9 12 0 42.9
BAD GUYS 35/1365 8 DODGE BULLET 28/867 530 967 5 35.4
COLORING 82/1361 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
CRAZY CREEPS 60/363 9 X-POSSE 72/1093 34 66 3 34.0
FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 10-AVENGERS 31/259 1 2 0 33.3
SMITH SMACK 84/1358 11 BLOODGUARD 59/1341 5 13 0 27.8
DARK TOADS 04E 82/1372 12 LUROCIAN DE 47/1364 1 4 0 20.0
DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311 13 CHEERS 47/1375 0 1 0 0.0
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 360): CAPEX of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 358): KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 314): DESSLOCK CAIN of STEEL WOLVES 2 (Lobo, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 335): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 330): LEGION of LUROCIAN DEVILS (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 317): C IS FOR COOKIE of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 310): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 288): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 264): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 265): KITTY of WAY BACK WHEN (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 80): OUT FOR A DUCK of BAD SIGNS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 262): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 362): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 360): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 358): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 314): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 335): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 330): ERRATA! (JE, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 317): LIFE IMAPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 310): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 295): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 288): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 264): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 265): THE FLYING FISH (?, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 80): PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 262): ROYAL FLUSH et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 360): CAPEX of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 358): KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 313): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 329): FRASIER of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 316): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 309): GLOATING GARDENIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 294): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 287): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 265): FRISBEE of FOUND IN THE SAND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
(turn 264): MRALISSA LOON of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 79): STEAL HOME of BAD SIGNS (Crip, mgr.)
ROID FLOYD of PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
What does one say in a Tower Guardian's Column for an encore? Heck if I know!
I'm just a fighter and a lover, and not necessarily in that order. (chuckle) I know
my xs and os of strategic combat and I know the REAL Xs and Os of life. (wink) Come
on over. Try me out. In the arena or , even better, in my luxurious and loving room
at The Flower Shoppe. You will be mighty glad you did. Oh, yeah!
Since I am heading to the Orlando Face with some of my fellow Consortiumites, I
thought I might give a plug to my fellow Crysalis mates, and former Crysalis mates,
who are traveling with me.
Freshman:
Confession
Five Golden Rings
Grinch
ADMers:
Smithers
Tiny Tim
Eligibles
Queen
Whacking Willow
Contenders
Mortician
And in a surprise move, we have accepted Baron Cockroach, Land Shark, Touchstone, and
The Wyvern of Primus (and definitely not Crysalis leaning) to travel with us. Who'd
have thought The Boss would have authorized that?!
Hoping to see y'all soon....
Wacking Willow XOXOXOXO
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Here we are, high summer, more fights, and I'm dripping sweat on this parchment
so fast it keeps blotting what I write. So I'd better write fast, eh?
Confession got the most points, 31, for defeating a Trash Can.
Uncle Fester lost the most, 30, due to being defeated by a standby, Zorro, the
Gay Blade. Pshah!
Royal Flush were most avoided, with Sentinels doing most of the avoiding.
Amelia got the most challenges.
We had twenty-two fights, six challenges, one standby. Not bad, even if it IS
tourney prep. A pre-tourney fight is just as good as any other fight.
DORSAL FINN (42-1662) (10-6-1,88) of NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC fought FRASIER (47-
6224) (19-14-0,71) of CHEERS. DORSAL FINN handily defeated FRASIER in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
SKI MASK (58-5869) (62-102-1,80) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought SLUGBAIT (47-6329)
(19-1-1,76) of I HATE THEM. SKI MASK was overpowered by SLUGBAIT in an exciting 1
minute gory uneven fight. I expect some comment on this one. The Duck isn't one to
lose with dignified silence.
BATWAMBA (21-7118) (21-33-0,35) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought LORD FOUL (59-1395) (18-
27-1,29) of BLOODGUARD. BATWAMBA was overcome by LORD FOUL in a crowd pleasing 1
minute competition.
SMITHERS (84-7044) (13-4-1,83) of SMITH SMACK fought GLACIER (58-5887) (37-47-
0,48) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. SMITHERS demolished GLACIER in an exciting 1 minute gory
one-sided bout. Smithereens of ice?
R BAGGIO (17-4867) (16-7-1,83) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL fought TEMPTRESS (47-6671)
(12-8-0,57) of LUROCIAN DEVILS. R BAGGIO devastated TEMPTRESS in a 3 minute one-
sided fight.
UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (26-17-1,150) of TALL TALES fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE
(106-8) (0-0-0,110) of the College of Mimes. UNCLE FESTER was overpowered by ZORRO,
THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. For shame, Uncle Fester!
SLIPPERY NIPPLE (59-2323) (43-27-1,205) of HANGOVERS fought KRONOS GRIMHOLT (7-
6011) (29-18-1,208) of SENTINELS. SLIPPERY NIPPLE devastated KRONOS GRIMHOLT in a 1
minute uneven duel.
TRASH CAN (50-3403) (25-9-4,194) of OPEN SESAME fought CONFESSION (83-47) (49-9-
1,161) of OLDIES. TRASH CAN was luckily beaten by CONFESSION in a popular 5 minute
duel. Was it luck, or... skill?
ACE FREHLEY (47-3669) (20-13-0,183) of ROYAL FLUSH fought GHOST DANCER (28-3365)
(52-62-0,166) of DODGE BULLETS. ACE FREHLEY overpowered GHOST DANCER in a 1 minute
mismatched conflict.
THE LION KING (47-6360) (30-10-0,194) of ROYAL FLUSH fought BALDASSARE (7-6003)
(34-30-0,201) of SENTINELS. THE LION KING handily defeated BALDASSARE in an exciting
4 minute one-sided contest.
HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (46-32-0,203) of SENTINELS fought YOUNG JOAN (28-3534) (47-75-
1,180) of DODGE BULLETS. HUNTSMAN subdued YOUNG JOAN in a 2 minute competition.
BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (44-24-1,187) of PARTY ANIMALS fought QUEEN (82-33307) (27-
19-0,182) of DARK TOADS 05Q. BULL DURHAM was handily defeated by QUEEN in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. Dark warts, eh? Try not to leave them lying
around in the locker room, Bull.
MISS ZING (8-824) (79-54-3,246) of LADIES IN WAITING fought FIVE GOLDEN RINGS
(16-4331) (42-14-0,200) of GOLDEN GLADIATORS. MISS ZING viciously subdued FIVE
GOLDEN RINGS in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
HARI-KARI (73-3049) (58-11-0,222) of WAY TO GO! II fought GURU GNU (38-4784)
(21-10-0,191) of HILLTOP GURUS. HARI-KARI vanquished GURU GNU in a 2 minute uneven
fight.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON (81-614) (46-34-0,217) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought ROTTEN LIVER
(52-2902) (42-22-1,187) of OTTO'S PARTS. BALLIOL BLACKMOON was vanquished by ROTTEN
LIVER in a 2 minute uneven duel. Drinking too much?
THELONIUS (21-6631) (40-33-2,240) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought TINY TIM (60-6042)
(35-12-1,234) of CRAZY CREEPS. THELONIUS viciously subdued TINY TIM in a popular 5
minute gruesome competition.
The challenges:
LAR'EH WALKER (60-5825) (13-8-1,59) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH challenged G W BUSH
(59-2764) (24-19-1,74) of TALL TALES. Up 15. LAR'EH WALKER vanquished G W BUSH in
an exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
GRINCH (35-4184) (19-3-1,54) of BAD GUYS challenged KING MIDAS (59-2770) (21-16-
1,69) of TALL TALES. Up 15. GRINCH was bested by KING MIDAS in a 1 minute Challenge
brawl.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (36-20-1,171) of VIKINGS challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-
3520) (32-48-0,179) of WITLESS WONDERS. Up 8. HAGAR BLUETOOTH bested TAMMY FAYE in
a popular 5 minute brutal Challenge fight.
AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (31-19-0,185) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged AMELIA (28-3417)
(49-48-1,196) of DODGE BULLETS. Up 11. AFRICAN QUEEN demolished AMELIA in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
LONDON QUIREBOY (59-2513) (41-20-1,186) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged CANNONBALL
(72-5313) (32-40-2,206) of X-POSSE. Up 20. LONDON QUIREBOY devastated CANNONBALL in
a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
And for the title:
WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (66-25-1,240) of FLOWER GIRLS challenged ORPHAN (72-
5463) (26-22-2,215) of X-POSSE. Down 25. WHACKING WILLOW bested ORPHAN in a 1
minute Challenge Title fight. Congratulations, Willow.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 67 25 1 247 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MISS ZING 8-824 80 54 3 268 LADIES IN WAITING (444) ARKERS
THELONIUS 21-6631 41 33 2 260 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
HARI-KARI 73-3049 59 11 237 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 44 27 1 222 HANGOVERS (955) ILLIS
THE LION KING 47-6360 31 10 212 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-BLOODY SKIN 20-1986 53 60 1 211 MERC'D MAFIA (1304) SEAM
ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902 43 22 1 211 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-HOPE 20-2555 49 50 1 208 MERC'D MAFIA (1304) SEAM
QUEEN 82-33307 28 19 206 DARK TOADS 05Q (1311) DWES EG
ORPHAN 72-5463 26 23 2 206 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 47 32 205 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 42 20 1 204 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 42 15 203 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 32 19 203 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
TINY TIM 60-6042 35 13 1 200 CRAZY CREEPS (363) ARADI
BALDASSARE 7-6003 34 31 195 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
GURU GNU 38-4784 21 11 195 HILLTOP GURUS (1282) CLIFFHOME
KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011 29 19 1 194 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
CONFESSION 83-47 50 9 1 192 OLDIES (1312) TELORINTHE
CANNONBALL 72-5313 32 41 2 189 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
ACE FREHLEY 47-3669 21 13 189 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 46 35 188 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
TRASH CAN 50-3403 25 10 4 185 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
AMELIA 28-3417 49 49 1 183 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
-FRISKY 14-4634 37 15 3 183 F WORDS (1342) TOBIR
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 37 20 1 183 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 47 76 1 180 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 32 49 177 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 44 25 1 176 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
-NERVE RAKER 21-1874 27 25 1 164 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GHOST DANCER 28-3365 52 63 162 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-4-H 50-3670 48 3 147 LIFE IMPACTS (1263) SNOWBOUND
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 26 18 1 120 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DORSAL FINN 42-1662 11 6 1 98 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
-COCO NUTTAL 59-2741 25 22 97 ISLANDERS (804) ILLIS
-DILLIS RHIN 59-2742 22 23 2 91 ISLANDERS (804) ILLIS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SLUGBAIT 47-6329 20 1 1 89 I HATE THEM (1370) NORTH FORK
R BAGGIO 17-4867 17 7 1 89 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
SMITHERS 84-7044 14 4 1 87 SMITH SMACK (1358) BLACKSTONE
LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825 14 8 1 81 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
-YELLOW 82-36005 15 6 80 COLORING (1361) DWES EG
KING MIDAS 59-2770 22 16 1 78 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
SKI MASK 58-5869 62 103 1 73 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
-GLOATING GARDENIA 52-4083 19 13 70 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
FRASIER 47-6224 19 15 66 CHEERS (1375) NORTH FORK
-MRALISSA LOON 73-5939 18 11 65 MIDDLE WAY 18 (1310) ERINIKA
G W BUSH 59-2764 24 20 1 58 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-THE INFLUENCER 28-4938 16 10 58 LORD OF DISCIPLINE (1373) MORYA
TEMPTRESS 47-6671 12 9 58 LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364) NORTH FORK
GRINCH 35-4184 19 4 1 55 BAD GUYS (1365) MURSKA
-DUCK A L'ORANGE 39-3607 15 8 2 55 DUCKS UNLIMITED (129) XOCHITHLAN
-DIAN WEI 54-3109 15 9 1 55 ASIAN INVASION (1318) TROCAR
-KATANA 31-5420 22 13 1 54 AVENGERS (259) CHIMLEVTAL
GLACIER 58-5887 37 48 50 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
-BROCK 82-27085 8 1 48 DARK TOADS 04E (1372) DWES EG
-XANDAR 31-6320 18 18 2 47 AVENGERS (259) CHIMLEVTAL
LORD FOUL 59-1395 19 27 1 38 BLOODGUARD (1341) ILLIS
BATWAMBA 21-7118 21 34 27 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Hey, I see some CC (Crip's Crap) here. Is it The Return Of The Native? -- The
Consortium Publicist
Cannonball -- That was fun. What I like best about you is the big cannon, but the
balls were cute, too. (wink and giggle) -- Wacking Willow, Chief Tower Guardian
Zorro, The Gay Blade -- That is just a lot disgusting to royalty such as me. Hence,
I just felt the need to give you a lashing. -- Queen
R Baggio -- That wasn't fair, you know? I thought you wanted to play REAL football.
-- Grinch
Ririni Soldier -- I appreciated the reprieve. -- Smithers
Lord Foul -- You really look good with all those warts all over you. Har, har. --
Brock of Dark Toads
Looking forward to The Orlando Face. I suspect we Consortiumites will be first
reading these results on Fri. eve in Orlando. I hope we don't match up with Crip's
Crap much as they always seem to sprack the daylights out of us at Faces. -- The
Consortium Elders
Health. Humility. Honor. And a song in your heart. -- The Consortium
Thelonius -- You've gotten better in our absence. -- African Queen
Kronos Grimholt -- You too? And soon you'll actually be able to properly wield a
weapon. What will we do then? -- London Quireboy
Uncle Fester -- You look like a good stout receiver. -- Bull Durham
Glacier -- That certainly wasn't a slow moving object coming at me. -- Lar'Eh Walker
Grinch -- Sorry to steal your Christmas Thunder, but it's not December anymore. -- R
Baggio
Unfortunately.
Balliol Blackmoon -- It was an eclipse. -- Young Joan
Hagar Bluetooth -- I hope your tooth rots right out of your head. -- Amelia
Baldassare -- Yep, not the season, or the place, either, for ghosts. Still, I do
what I can. -- Ghost Dancer
P.S. Greywand has cold hands.
Lar'eh Walker -- Anyone can be icy if he gets far enough north. Being icy at a low
latitude takes skill. *I* can do that. -- Glacier
P.S. I was NOT rude about polar ice. It's fine, in its place.
Katana -- The difference in experience matters not in the least. You mammals take
advantage, why should I not? -- Ski Mask, Founder and President of Ducks with Swords
Smithers -- Better my face than yours. -- Ski Mask, Founder and President of Ducks
with Swords
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WHACKING WILLOW bested ORPHAN in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
LONDON QUIREBOY devastated CANNONBALL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
AFRICAN QUEEN demolished AMELIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH bested TAMMY FAYE in a popular 5 minute brutal Challenge fight.
GRINCH was bested by KING MIDAS in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
LAR'EH WALKER vanquished G W BUSH in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
THELONIUS viciously subdued TINY TIM in a popular 5 minute gruesome competition.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON was vanquished by ROTTEN LIVER in a 2 minute uneven duel.
HARI-KARI vanquished GURU GNU in a 2 minute uneven fight.
MISS ZING viciously subdued FIVE GOLDEN RINGS in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
BULL DURHAM was handily defeated by QUEEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
HUNTSMAN subdued YOUNG JOAN in a 2 minute competition.
THE LION KING handily defeated BALDASSARE in a exciting 4 minute one-sided contest.
ACE FREHLEY overpowered GHOST DANCER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
TRASH CAN was luckily beaten by CONFESSION in a popular 5 minute duel.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE devastated KRONOS GRIMHOLT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
UNCLE FESTER was overpowered by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
R BAGGIO devastated TEMPTRESS in a 3 minute one-sided fight.
SMITHERS demolished GLACIER in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
BATWAMBA was overcome by LORD FOUL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
SKI MASK was overpowered by SLUGBAIT in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
DORSAL FINN handily defeated FRASIER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 9 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 8 - 0 71 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 PARRY-LUNGE 24 - 11 - 0 69 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 10 - 1 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 22 - 0 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 LUNGING ATTACK 41 - 45 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 26 - 30 - 1 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 28 - 33 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 30 - 38 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 9 - 0 31 |
Turn 263 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 4 3 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
AIMED BLOW 4 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 4 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 67 25 1 247 FLOWER GIRLS (265)
PARRY-LUNGE MISS ZING 8-824 80 54 3 268 LADIES IN WAITING (444)
LUNGING ATTACK THELONIUS 21-6631 41 33 2 260 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 59 11 0 237 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
SLASHING ATTACK SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 44 27 1 222 HANGOVERS (955)
WALL OF STEEL THE LION KING 47-6360 31 10 0 212 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
BASHING ATTACK ORPHAN 72-5463 26 23 2 206 X-POSSE (1093)
PARRY-STRIKE BALDASSARE 7-6003 34 31 0 195 SENTINELS (1202)
STRIKING ATTACK GURU GNU 38-4784 21 11 0 195 HILLTOP GURUS (1282)
PARRY-RIPOSTE YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 47 76 1 180 DODGE BULLETS (867)
The overall popularity leader is MISS ZING 8-824. The most popular warrior this turn
was THELONIUS 21-6631. The ten other most popular fighters were MISS ZING 8-824,
TRASH CAN 50-3403, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, THE LION KING 47-6360, HAGAR BLUETOOTH
10-5850, TINY TIM 60-6042, BALDASSARE 7-6003, SMITHERS 84-7044, CONFESSION 83-47, and
R BAGGIO 17-4867.
The least popular fighter this week was GLACIER 58-5887. The other ten least popular
fighters were UNCLE FESTER 59-2768, KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011, BULL DURHAM 5-4324,
FRASIER 47-6224, SKI MASK 58-5869, GHOST DANCER 28-3365, GURU GNU 38-4784, G W BUSH
59-2764, GRINCH 35-4184, and AMELIA 28-3417.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 4 2 0
BONSUR(7) 1 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 1 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 4 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 1 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 2 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 3 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 0 2 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 44 25 1 176 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 47 32 0 205 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MISS ZING 8-824 80 54 3 268 LADIES IN WAITING (444) ARKERS
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 37 20 1 183 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 42 15 0 203 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
R BAGGIO 17-4867 17 7 1 89 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
THELONIUS 21-6631 41 33 2 260 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
AMELIA 28-3417 49 49 1 183 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
GRINCH 35-4184 19 4 1 55 BAD GUYS (1365) MURSKA
GURU GNU 38-4784 21 11 0 195 HILLTOP GURUS (1282) CLIFFHOME
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 32 49 0 177 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
DORSAL FINN 42-1662 11 6 1 98 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
THE LION KING 47-6360 31 10 0 212 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
TRASH CAN 50-3403 25 10 4 185 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 67 25 1 247 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
SKI MASK 58-5869 62 103 1 73 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 44 27 1 222 HANGOVERS (955) ILLIS
TINY TIM 60-6042 35 13 1 200 CRAZY CREEPS (363) ARADI
ORPHAN 72-5463 26 23 2 206 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
HARI-KARI 73-3049 59 11 0 237 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 46 35 0 188 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
QUEEN 82--32229 28 19 0 206 DARK TOADS 05Q (1311) DWES EG
CONFESSION 83-47 50 9 1 192 OLDIES (1312) TELORINTHE
SMITHERS 84-7044 14 4 1 87 SMITH SMACK (1358) BLACKSTONE
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective
immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.
WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!
Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 17-19, 2014. It will be
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444), the same hotel as
last year by popular request. Room rates are $145.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport
shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet. There's a fitness center,
jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--code RSI--please make your reservation by
December 15 before the block is released! (This is prime season for Phoenix, and
people have been unable to book rooms because they waited too long.) Look for the
tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December. We hope you're all
looking forward to it and that we will see you there!