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Date : 08/06/2013 Duedate: 09/02/2013
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 264
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 HANGOVERS 59/955 2688 1307 33 67.3 GWAR 77/1215
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 D.R.I. 21/1209
OPEN SESAME 50/668 WHO DA MAN? 12/1200
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108 FEAR FACTORY 61/1211
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 DEADLY RAGE II 72/1214
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 FEAR FACTORY IV 70/1212
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 FEAR FACTORY III 82/1217
ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826 6 SPACE ACTION 72/758 73 83 0 46.8
LADIES IN WAITING 8/444 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! 31/874
INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745 7 I HATE THEM 47/1370 10 12 0 45.5
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343 8 VIKINGS 10/1208 203 248 2 45.0
2 OLDIES 83/1312 447 225 1 66.5 SENTINELS 7/1202
BAD GUYS 35/1365 HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282
CRAZY CREEPS 60/363 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
SMITH SMACK 84/1358 9 WITLESS WON 39/1052 135 179 0 43.0
DARK TOADS 04E 82/1372 10 DODGE BULLET 28/867 531 971 5 35.4
DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
DARK TOADS JAN26 82/1377 11 X-POSSE 72/1093 34 68 3 33.3
GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577 12 LUROCIAN DE 47/1364 2 4 0 33.3
3 FAST FOOD 47/1355 140 121 0 53.6 13-AVENGERS 31/259 1 2 0 33.3
RANDOM BLADES 50/550 14 BLOODGUARD 59/1341 6 13 0 31.6
4 TALL TALES 59/1335 22 24 1 47.8 15 CHEERS 47/1375 0 2 0 0.0
5 GWAR 70/1213 49 55 1 47.1
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 361): TALISMAN of MAGICAL MADNESS (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 359): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 315): PEKING DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 336): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 331): LEGION of LUROCIAN DEVILS (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 318): C IS FOR COOKIE of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 311): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 296): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 289): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 265): DAN CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 266): R.S.I. of ALPHABET SOUP (Crip?, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 81): STEEL MUSE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 263): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 364): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 361): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 359): MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 315): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 336): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 331): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 318): OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 311): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 296): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 289): BEATRICE (Dante, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 265): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 266): WORLD WIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 81): BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 263): HANGOVERS et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
(turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 360): CAPEX of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 359): THRALL of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
(turn 358): KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 336): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 330): RAVAGE of OBSIDIAN ORDER (Skaven, mgr.)
NO BATHROOM of BASH BROS PARK (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
BROWN EYED SUSAN of NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 265): FRISBEE of FOUND IN THE SAND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
I love being Tower Guardian. I like winning. I like activity. I like warm
bodies. I like... um, perhaps that is enough. I am in Orlando at The Face. Wish me
well. Those Eligible aimers are going to be all over me! (And I just might love it!
Oh yeah!)
Whacking Willow, everyone's true love
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Here we are, on a gray morning, and it's a GOOD day for Crysalis. Not a lot of
personals, but personals aren't everything. THIRTY-ONE fights, five challenges, and
only two standbys. Is this good, or what? Let's see one of the regionals match it!
Biggest point gain, Kronos Grimholt, twenty-two points. Biggest drop, G W Bush,
fourteen points. Inflation, but then, inflation is everywhere. Inescapable.
Most challenged, Whacking Willow, the top warrior of Crysalis. Good going.
Most avoided, Royal Flush, by Sentinels.
TEMPTRESS (47-6671) (12-9-0,58) of LUROCIAN DEVILS fought BATWAMBA (21-7118)
(21-34-0,27) of NOMADIC TRIBE. TEMPTRESS handily defeated BATWAMBA in a 1 minute
mismatched match. Right, and then she tempted him unmercifully.
FROSTY (47-7332) (15-7-0,52) of FAST FOOD fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (106-2)
(0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes. FROSTY overpowered CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1
minute one-sided bout. I should hope so!
SKI MASK (58-5869) (62-103-1,73) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought FRASIER (47-6224)
(19-15-0,66) of CHEERS. SKI MASK narrowly defeated FRASIER in a popular 3 minute
gory match. Ah, and now the Duck is going to boast about eating Frasiers for
breakfast.
GLACIER (58-5887) (37-48-0,50) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought LOSING IS FUN (12-
6330) (23-15-1,85) of WHO DA MAN?. GLACIER was vanquished by LOSING IS FUN in a 1
minute one-sided fray. Not an appropriately named winner.
G W BUSH (59-2764) (24-20-1,58) of TALL TALES fought LORD FOUL (59-1395) (19-27-
1,38) of BLOODGUARD. G W BUSH was beaten by LORD FOUL in a popular 1 minute fight.
And it's no wonder Bush plummeted after this loss.
KING MIDAS (59-2770) (22-16-1,78) of TALL TALES fought DROKK (31-4014) (20-11-
2,73) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U!. KING MIDAS was overpowered by DROKK in a 1 minute
uneven competition. So, something Midas couldn't turn to gold?
KJARRAN'S HAMMER (61-3372) (22-18-0,48) of FEAR FACTORY fought THE COUNT (50-
1860) (18-13-0,67) of OPEN SESAME. KJARRAN'S HAMMER was overcome by THE COUNT in an
action packed 2 minute bout. Is Kjarran's hammer a whiffle?
UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (26-18-1,120) of TALL TALES fought DORSAL FINN (42-1662)
(11-6-1,98) of NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC. UNCLE FESTER demolished DORSAL FINN in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided melee. To be expected when some unfortunate like Dorsal
gets rushed to the Isle prematurely.
SIMABU (72-4426) (27-7-0,148) of SPACE ACTION 99 fought FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-
2125) (51-56-2,144) of GWAR. SIMABU was vanquished by FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute
one-sided fight. Leaving Simabu flat. Very flat.
REAGANOMICS (21-6182) (26-12-1,176) of D.R.I. fought CLEVER (50-2192) (55-36-
2,174) of RANDOM BLADES. REAGANOMICS was beaten by CLEVER in a 2 minute fight. Some
are too clever for their own good, however. We'll see what happens later, eh?
3 FISTED RAT BOY (70-6130) (43-56-3,195) of GWAR fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-
11) (0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes. 3 FISTED RAT BOY overpowered AMBER
WOLFWALKER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match. Ah, there's the other standby,
properly defeated. They get uppity if not defeated regularly, you know.
PROPANE TORCH (61-2524) (40-39-1,193) of FEAR FACTORY fought GHOST DANCER (28-
3365) (52-63-0,162) of DODGE BULLETS. PROPANE TORCH handily defeated GHOST DANCER in
a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel. News flash: propane flames drive off ghosts.
HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (47-32-0,205) of SENTINELS fought CANNIBAL CORPSE (61-2373)
(32-39-4,159) of FEAR FACTORY. HUNTSMAN vanquished CANNIBAL CORPSE in a 1 minute
one-sided match. Good. A cannibal corpse is an unsettling notion.
QUEEN (82-33307) (28-19-0,206) of DARK TOADS 05Q fought BALDASSARE (7-6003) (34-
31-0,195) of SENTINELS. QUEEN devastated BALDASSARE in a popular 1 minute one-sided
contest. And this queen, while a dark toad, has a remarkable jewel on her head.
Gives her an edge. Or so they tell me.
GURU GNU (38-4784) (21-11-0,195) of HILLTOP GURUS fought YOUNG JOAN (28-3534)
(47-76-1,180) of DODGE BULLETS. GURU GNU beat YOUNG JOAN in a crowd pleasing 2
minute fight. Ah, you need to be a better student, Joan, and then your guru won't
beat you.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON (81-614) (46-35-0,188) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought CANNONBALL
(72-5313) (32-41-2,189) of X-POSSE. BALLIOL BLACKMOON demolished CANNONBALL in a 1
minute one-sided bout. One-sided? I'd have called it close.
ACE FREHLEY (47-3669) (21-13-0,189) of ROYAL FLUSH fought PERSEUS (72-1612) (59-
42-1,200) of DEADLY RAGE II. ACE FREHLEY slimly lost to PERSEUS in an exciting 2
minute fight. And which of these two was (or is) slim? Both look sturdy, if you ask
me. Of course, it could be the armor.
TRASH CAN (50-3403) (25-10-4,185) of OPEN SESAME fought PUNGENT STENCH (61-2458)
(48-35-1,207) of FEAR FACTORY. TRASH CAN was vanquished by PUNGENT STENCH in a 1
minute one-sided fray. Ah, the Can needs a deodorant liner bag.
AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (32-19-0,203) of ROYAL FLUSH fought AMELIA (28-3417)
(49-49-1,183) of DODGE BULLETS. AFRICAN QUEEN handily defeated AMELIA in a popular 1
minute bloody uneven fight. And Amelia drops to a losing record.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (37-20-1,183) of VIKINGS fought KNUCKLE JAW (77-2129)
(51-55-2,198) of GWAR. HAGAR BLUETOOTH was savagely defeated by KNUCKLE JAW in a
popular 4 minute brawl. Didn't do any good to bite the Knuckle, did it, Hagar?
THE LION KING (47-6360) (31-10-0,212) of ROYAL FLUSH fought MORTIFICATION (61-
2333) (52-47-4,198) of FEAR FACTORY. THE LION KING was viciously subdued by
MORTIFICATION in a 6 minute conflict. Lion kings are susceptible to that.
ROTTEN LIVER (52-2902) (43-22-1,211) of OTTO'S PARTS fought KRONOS GRIMHOLT (7-
6011) (29-19-1,194) of SENTINELS. ROTTEN LIVER was defeated by KRONOS GRIMHOLT in an
exciting 2 minute match. This is what got Kronos his upward bound in the rankings.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE (59-2323) (44-27-1,222) of HANGOVERS fought KIMO (70-6089) (41-
46-4,194) of FEAR FACTORY IV. SLIPPERY NIPPLE overpowered KIMO in an action packed 1
minute gory one-sided fight. Nothing like fighting a hangover to make a man feel
rotten.
RETROVIRUS (70-6086) (52-36-0,218) of FEAR FACTORY IV fought MISS ZING (8-824)
(80-54-3,268) of LADIES IN WAITING. RETROVIRUS outwaited MISS ZING in an action
packed 7 minute gruesome fight. Well, of course. She had a date and couldn't wait
any longer.
THELONIUS (21-6631) (41-33-2,260) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought RIDDLER (61-1856) (75-
60-1,248) of FEAR FACTORY. THELONIUS was overcome by RIDDLER in an action packed 5
minute gruesome melee. Thelonius overcome by felonious?
MAYLA TYL CRENA (82-7113) (37-30-0,215) of FEAR FACTORY III fought DISCO QUEEN
(47-1992) (76-29-2,290) of ROYAL FLUSH. MAYLA TYL CRENA was savagely defeated by
DISCO QUEEN in a 5 minute brawl. It's the flashing lights.
The challenges, which seem to be all from Crip:
LAR'EH WALKER (60-5825) (14-8-1,81) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH challenged SMITHERS
(84-7044) (14-4-1,87) of SMITH SMACK. Up 6. LAR'EH WALKER vanquished SMITHERS in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Smith was smacked.
R BAGGIO (17-4867) (17-7-1,89) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL challenged SLUGBAIT (47-6329)
(20-1-1,89) of I HATE THEM. Straight across. R BAGGIO was luckily beaten by
SLUGBAIT in a 1 minute Challenge competition. Was it really luck, or fancy footwork?
BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (44-25-1,176) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-
3520) (32-49-0,177) of WITLESS WONDERS. Up 1. BULL DURHAM devastated TAMMY FAYE in
a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest. She just wanted an invitation to the
party.
LONDON QUIREBOY (59-2513) (42-20-1,204) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged ORPHAN (72-
5463) (26-23-2,206) of X-POSSE. Up 2. LONDON QUIREBOY handily defeated ORPHAN in a
1 minute one-sided Challenge match. Experience gives an edge.
For the title:
HARI-KARI (73-3049) (59-11-0,237) of WAY TO GO! II challenged WHACKING WILLOW
(52-3167) (67-25-1,247) of FLOWER GIRLS. Up 10. HARI-KARI devastated WHACKING
WILLOW in a 5 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. And the Willow got well and
truly whacked. Congratulations, Hari-Kari.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARI-KARI 73-3049 60 11 271 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 77 29 2 302 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
RIDDLER 61-1856 76 60 1 260 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 53 36 239 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212) SENTERN
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 45 27 1 231 HANGOVERS (955) ILLIS
PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 49 35 1 222 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
MORTIFICATION 61-2333 53 47 4 218 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
QUEEN 82-33307 29 19 218 DARK TOADS 05Q (1311) DWES EG
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 43 20 1 217 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011 30 19 1 216 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 33 19 212 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 52 55 2 211 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 37 31 210 FEAR FACTORY III (1217) DWES EG
PERSEUS 72-1612 60 42 1 209 DEADLY RAGE II (1214) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 44 56 3 209 GWAR (1213) SENTERN
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 48 32 207 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 67 26 1 205 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
-FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 42 15 203 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
MISS ZING 8-824 80 55 3 202 LADIES IN WAITING (444) ARKERS
THELONIUS 21-6631 41 34 2 202 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
-TINY TIM 60-6042 35 13 1 200 CRAZY CREEPS (363) ARADI
BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 47 35 199 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
THE LION KING 47-6360 31 11 199 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GURU GNU 38-4784 22 11 199 HILLTOP GURUS (1282) CLIFFHOME
ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902 43 23 1 196 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 41 39 1 196 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
ORPHAN 72-5463 26 24 2 196 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
ACE FREHLEY 47-3669 21 14 195 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-CONFESSION 83-47 50 9 1 192 OLDIES (1312) TELORINTHE
KIMO 70-6089 41 47 4 191 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212) SENTERN
BALDASSARE 7-6003 34 32 189 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
CLEVER 50-2192 56 36 2 188 RANDOM BLADES (550) SNOWBOUND
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 45 25 1 188 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 37 21 1 183 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
TRASH CAN 50-3403 25 11 4 183 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
AMELIA 28-3417 49 50 1 181 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
CANNONBALL 72-5313 32 42 2 181 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 47 77 1 180 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 26 13 1 175 D.R.I. (1209) SUNSET
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 32 50 171 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 52 56 2 166 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH
CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 32 40 4 163 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
GHOST DANCER 28-3365 52 64 161 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-4-H 50-3670 48 3 147 LIFE IMPACTS (1263) SNOWBOUND
SIMABU 72-4426 27 8 136 SPACE ACTION 99 (758) DRAGONHEAD
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 27 18 1 128 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SLUGBAIT 47-6329 21 1 1 99 I HATE THEM (1370) NORTH FORK
LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825 15 8 1 99 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
-COCO NUTTAL 59-2741 25 22 97 ISLANDERS (804) ILLIS
DORSAL FINN 42-1662 11 7 1 96 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DROKK 31-4014 21 11 2 90 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (874) CHIMLEVTAL
R BAGGIO 17-4867 17 8 1 89 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
LOSING IS FUN 12-6330 24 15 1 87 WHO DA MAN? (1200) RIZTAB
-WORZEEL 54-3083 22 16 1 83 TRADERS OF TROCAR (1027) TROCAR
SKI MASK 58-5869 63 103 1 81 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
-ALAMO 8-5151 21 13 1 77 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS
SMITHERS 84-7044 14 5 1 76 SMITH SMACK (1358) BLACKSTONE
THE COUNT 50-1860 19 13 72 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
-CAPEX 28-4833 19 9 4 70 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (1283) MORYA
-GLOATING GARDENIA 52-4083 19 13 70 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
KING MIDAS 59-2770 22 17 1 68 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
FRASIER 47-6224 19 16 66 CHEERS (1375) NORTH FORK
-MRALISSA LOON 73-5939 18 11 65 MIDDLE WAY 18 (1310) ERINIKA
TEMPTRESS 47-6671 13 9 61 LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364) NORTH FORK
FROSTY 47-7332 16 7 57 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
LORD FOUL 59-1395 20 27 1 56 BLOODGUARD (1341) ILLIS
-GRINCH 35-4184 19 4 1 55 BAD GUYS (1365) MURSKA
-DIAN WEI 54-3109 15 9 1 55 ASIAN INVASION (1318) TROCAR
-KATANA 31-5420 22 13 1 54 AVENGERS (259) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-DONEGAL 21-7627 16 5 1 54 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
GLACIER 58-5887 37 49 51 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372 22 19 50 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
-CLARA ROSE 46-4256 14 6 1 49 FANDILS (220) ARDIVENT
-BROCK 82-27085 8 1 48 DARK TOADS 04E (1372) DWES EG
-XANDAR 31-6320 18 18 2 47 AVENGERS (259) CHIMLEVTAL
G W BUSH 59-2764 24 21 1 44 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-DOUBLE TROUBLE 82-40795 12 4 1 41 DARK TOADS JAN26 (1377) DWES EG
BATWAMBA 21-7118 21 35 26 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
There will be little commentary from Consortiumites as The Land Of The Face is
occupying our time. Later.... -- The Consortium Elders
Orphan -- Thanks for the good time. -- Whacking Wllow
Slugbait? Nonsense! Why should *I*, a Duck, lose to a slug? Ducks EAT slugs. This
one was greasy, though. -- Ski Mask, Founder and President of Ducks With Swords
Smithers -- That's a lot of effort just to get some ice cubes. -- Glacier
Ace Frehley -- I'm seeing a trend here. We're all going to lose today, aren't we?
But at least I lost to an ace. -- Ghost Dancer
Huntsman -- Obviously, I need more smash. -- Young Joan
African Queen -- Most challenged? I didn't need that. If you wanted some of my
smash, all you had to do was ask. -- Amelia
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HARI-KARI devastated WHACKING WILLOW in a 5 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
LONDON QUIREBOY handily defeated ORPHAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BULL DURHAM devastated TAMMY FAYE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
R BAGGIO was luckily beaten by SLUGBAIT in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
LAR'EH WALKER vanquished SMITHERS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MAYLA TYL CRENA was savagely defeated by DISCO QUEEN in a 5 minute brawl.
THELONIUS was overcome by RIDDLER in a action packed 5 minute gruesome melee.
RETROVIRUS outwaited MISS ZING in a action packed 7 minute gruesome fight.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE overpowered KIMO in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
ROTTEN LIVER was defeated by KRONOS GRIMHOLT in a exciting 2 minute match.
THE LION KING was viciously subdued by MORTIFICATION in a 6 minute conflict.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH was savagely defeated by KNUCKLE JAW in a popular 4 minute brawl.
AFRICAN QUEEN handily defeated AMELIA in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven fight.
TRASH CAN was vanquished by PUNGENT STENCH in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ACE FREHLEY slimly lost to PERSEUS in a exciting 2 minute fight.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON demolished CANNONBALL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GURU GNU beat YOUNG JOAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
QUEEN devastated BALDASSARE in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
HUNTSMAN vanquished CANNIBAL CORPSE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PROPANE TORCH handily defeated GHOST DANCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
3 FISTED RAT BOY overpowered AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
REAGANOMICS was beaten by CLEVER in a 2 minute fight.
SIMABU was vanquished by FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
UNCLE FESTER demolished DORSAL FINN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
KJARRAN'S HAMMER was overcome by THE COUNT in a action packed 2 minute bout.
KING MIDAS was overpowered by DROKK in a 1 minute uneven competition.
G W BUSH was beaten by LORD FOUL in a popular 1 minute fight.
GLACIER was vanquished by LOSING IS FUN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SKI MASK narrowly defeated FRASIER in a popular 3 minute gory match.
FROSTY overpowered CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TEMPTRESS handily defeated BATWAMBA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 12 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 8 - 0 72 |
|WALL OF STEEL 10 PARRY-LUNGE 23 - 11 - 0 68 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 7 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 12 - 1 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 22 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 AIMED BLOW 36 - 38 - 0 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 27 - 29 - 1 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 39 - 43 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 WALL OF STEEL 24 - 38 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 10 - 0 29 |
Turn 264 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 6 - 3 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 2 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 7 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 5 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 60 11 0 271 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
PARRY-STRIKE DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 77 29 2 302 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
WALL OF STEEL RIDDLER 61-1856 76 60 1 260 FEAR FACTORY (1211)
TOTAL PARRY RETROVIRUS 70-6086 53 36 0 239 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)
SLASHING ATTACK SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 45 27 1 231 HANGOVERS (955)
LUNGING ATTACK KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011 30 19 1 216 SENTINELS (1202)
STRIKING ATTACK 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 44 56 3 209 GWAR (1213)
PARRY-LUNGE MISS ZING 8-824 80 55 3 202 LADIES IN WAITING (444)
PARRY-RIPOSTE PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 41 39 1 196 FEAR FACTORY (1211)
BASHING ATTACK ORPHAN 72-5463 26 24 2 196 X-POSSE (1093)
The overall popularity leader is DISCO QUEEN 47-1992. The most popular warrior this
turn was MISS ZING 8-824. The ten other most popular fighters were THELONIUS
21-6631, HARI-KARI 73-3049, KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129, MORTIFICATION 61-2333, RETROVIRUS
70-6086, THE LION KING 47-6360, MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113, DISCO QUEEN 47-1992, SKI
MASK 58-5869, and ACE FREHLEY 47-3669.
The least popular fighter this week was BATWAMBA 21-7118. The other ten least
popular fighters were GLACIER 58-5887, KING MIDAS 59-2770, CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373,
DORSAL FINN 42-1662, SIMABU 72-4426, GHOST DANCER 28-3365, BALDASSARE 7-6003,
CANNONBALL 72-5313, TRASH CAN 50-3403, and AMELIA 28-3417.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 4 2 0
BONSUR(7) 2 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 SENTERN(70) 2 1 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 3 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 5 3 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 2 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 2 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 0 3 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 1 0
MORYA(28) 0 3 0 ILLIS(59) 4 2 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 0 1 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 45 25 1 188 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011 30 19 1 216 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
MISS ZING 8-824 80 55 3 202 LADIES IN WAITING (444) ARKERS
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 37 21 1 183 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
LOSING IS FUN 12-6330 24 15 1 87 WHO DA MAN? (1200) RIZTAB
R BAGGIO 17-4867 17 8 1 89 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
THELONIUS 21-6631 41 34 2 202 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
AMELIA 28-3417 49 50 1 181 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
DROKK 31-4014 21 11 2 90 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (874) CHIMLEVTAL
GURU GNU 38-4784 22 11 0 199 HILLTOP GURUS (1282) CLIFFHOME
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 32 50 0 171 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
DORSAL FINN 42-1662 11 7 1 96 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 77 29 2 302 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
CLEVER 50-2192 56 36 2 188 RANDOM BLADES (550) SNOWBOUND
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 67 26 1 205 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
SKI MASK 58-5869 63 103 1 81 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 45 27 1 231 HANGOVERS (955) ILLIS
LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825 15 8 1 99 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
RIDDLER 61-1856 76 60 1 260 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 53 36 0 239 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212) SENTERN
PERSEUS 72-1612 60 42 1 209 DEADLY RAGE II (1214) DRAGONHEAD
HARI-KARI 73-3049 60 11 0 271 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 52 55 2 211 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH
BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 47 35 0 199 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
QUEEN 82--32229 29 19 0 218 DARK TOADS 05Q (1311) DWES EG
SMITHERS 84-7044 14 5 1 76 SMITH SMACK (1358) BLACKSTONE