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Date   : 08/06/2013    Duedate: 09/02/2013

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 264

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 HANGOVERS 59/955    2688 1307  33 67.3      GWAR 77/1215
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           D.R.I. 21/1209
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                          WHO DA MAN? 12/1200
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                         FEAR FACTORY 61/1211
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         DEADLY RAGE II 72/1214
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         FEAR FACTORY IV 70/1212
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       FEAR FACTORY III 82/1217
    ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826                   6 SPACE ACTION 72/758   73   83   0 46.8
    LADIES IN WAITING 8/444                     WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! 31/874
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745                7 I HATE THEM 47/1370   10   12   0 45.5
    NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343               8 VIKINGS 10/1208      203  248   2 45.0
  2 OLDIES 83/1312       447  225   1 66.5      SENTINELS 7/1202
    BAD GUYS 35/1365                            HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282
    CRAZY CREEPS 60/363                         NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                         DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
    SMITH SMACK 84/1358                       9 WITLESS WON 39/1052  135  179   0 43.0
    DARK TOADS 04E 82/1372                   10 DODGE BULLET 28/867  531  971   5 35.4
    DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311                      CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
    DARK TOADS JAN26 82/1377                 11 X-POSSE 72/1093       34   68   3 33.3
    GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577                 12 LUROCIAN DE 47/1364    2    4   0 33.3
  3 FAST FOOD 47/1355    140  121   0 53.6   13-AVENGERS 31/259        1    2   0 33.3
    RANDOM BLADES 50/550                     14 BLOODGUARD 59/1341     6   13   0 31.6
  4 TALL TALES 59/1335    22   24   1 47.8   15 CHEERS 47/1375         0    2   0  0.0
  5 GWAR 70/1213          49   55   1 47.1

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 361): TALISMAN of MAGICAL MADNESS (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 359): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 315): PEKING DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 336): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 331): LEGION of LUROCIAN DEVILS (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 318): C IS FOR COOKIE of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 311): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 296): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 289): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 265): DAN CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 266): R.S.I. of ALPHABET SOUP (Crip?, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 81): STEEL MUSE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 263): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 364): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 361): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 359): MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 315): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 336): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 331): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 318): OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 311): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 296): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 289): BEATRICE (Dante, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 265): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 266): WORLD WIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 81): BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 263): HANGOVERS et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
                           IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
               (turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 360): CAPEX of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 359): THRALL of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
                   (turn 358): KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 336): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 330): RAVAGE of OBSIDIAN ORDER (Skaven, mgr.)
                               NO BATHROOM of BASH BROS PARK (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
                             BROWN EYED SUSAN of NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 265): FRISBEE of FOUND IN THE SAND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

     I love being Tower Guardian.  I like winning.  I like activity.  I like warm
bodies.  I like... um, perhaps that is enough.  I am in Orlando at The Face.  Wish me
well.  Those Eligible aimers are going to be all over me!  (And I just might love it!
Oh yeah!)
          Whacking Willow, everyone's true love

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Here we are, on a gray morning, and it's a GOOD day for Crysalis.  Not a lot of
personals, but personals aren't everything.  THIRTY-ONE fights, five challenges, and
only two standbys.  Is this good, or what?  Let's see one of the regionals match it!
     Biggest point gain, Kronos Grimholt, twenty-two points.  Biggest drop, G W Bush,
fourteen points.  Inflation, but then, inflation is everywhere.  Inescapable.
     Most challenged, Whacking Willow, the top warrior of Crysalis.  Good going.
Most avoided, Royal Flush, by Sentinels.

     TEMPTRESS (47-6671) (12-9-0,58) of LUROCIAN DEVILS fought BATWAMBA (21-7118)
(21-34-0,27) of NOMADIC TRIBE.  TEMPTRESS handily defeated BATWAMBA in a 1 minute
mismatched match.  Right, and then she tempted him unmercifully.
     FROSTY (47-7332) (15-7-0,52) of FAST FOOD fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (106-2)
(0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes.  FROSTY overpowered CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1
minute one-sided bout.  I should hope so!
     SKI MASK (58-5869) (62-103-1,73) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought FRASIER (47-6224)
(19-15-0,66) of CHEERS.  SKI MASK narrowly defeated FRASIER in a popular 3 minute
gory match.  Ah, and now the Duck is going to boast about eating Frasiers for
breakfast.
     GLACIER (58-5887) (37-48-0,50) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought LOSING IS FUN (12-
6330) (23-15-1,85) of WHO DA MAN?.  GLACIER was vanquished by LOSING IS FUN in a 1
minute one-sided fray.  Not an appropriately named winner.
     G W BUSH (59-2764) (24-20-1,58) of TALL TALES fought LORD FOUL (59-1395) (19-27-
1,38) of BLOODGUARD.  G W BUSH was beaten by LORD FOUL in a popular 1 minute fight.
And it's no wonder Bush plummeted after this loss.
     KING MIDAS (59-2770) (22-16-1,78) of TALL TALES fought DROKK (31-4014) (20-11-
2,73) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U!.  KING MIDAS was overpowered by DROKK in a 1 minute
uneven competition.  So, something Midas couldn't turn to gold?

     KJARRAN'S HAMMER (61-3372) (22-18-0,48) of FEAR FACTORY fought THE COUNT (50-
1860) (18-13-0,67) of OPEN SESAME.  KJARRAN'S HAMMER was overcome by THE COUNT in an
action packed 2 minute bout.  Is Kjarran's hammer a whiffle?
     UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (26-18-1,120) of TALL TALES fought DORSAL FINN (42-1662)
(11-6-1,98) of NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC.  UNCLE FESTER demolished DORSAL FINN in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided melee.  To be expected when some unfortunate like Dorsal
gets rushed to the Isle prematurely.
     SIMABU (72-4426) (27-7-0,148) of SPACE ACTION 99 fought FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-
2125) (51-56-2,144) of GWAR.  SIMABU was vanquished by FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute
one-sided fight.  Leaving Simabu flat.  Very flat.
     REAGANOMICS (21-6182) (26-12-1,176) of D.R.I. fought CLEVER (50-2192) (55-36-
2,174) of RANDOM BLADES.  REAGANOMICS was beaten by CLEVER in a 2 minute fight.  Some
are too clever for their own good, however.  We'll see what happens later, eh?
     3 FISTED RAT BOY (70-6130) (43-56-3,195) of GWAR fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-
11) (0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes.  3 FISTED RAT BOY overpowered AMBER
WOLFWALKER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.  Ah, there's the other standby,
properly defeated.  They get uppity if not defeated regularly, you know.

     PROPANE TORCH (61-2524) (40-39-1,193) of FEAR FACTORY fought GHOST DANCER (28-
3365) (52-63-0,162) of DODGE BULLETS.  PROPANE TORCH handily defeated GHOST DANCER in
a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.  News flash: propane flames drive off ghosts.
     HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (47-32-0,205) of SENTINELS fought CANNIBAL CORPSE (61-2373)
(32-39-4,159) of FEAR FACTORY.  HUNTSMAN vanquished CANNIBAL CORPSE in a 1 minute
one-sided match.  Good.  A cannibal corpse is an unsettling notion.
     QUEEN (82-33307) (28-19-0,206) of DARK TOADS 05Q fought BALDASSARE (7-6003) (34-
31-0,195) of SENTINELS.  QUEEN devastated BALDASSARE in a popular 1 minute one-sided
contest.  And this queen, while a dark toad, has a remarkable jewel on her head.
Gives her an edge.  Or so they tell me.
     GURU GNU (38-4784) (21-11-0,195) of HILLTOP GURUS fought YOUNG JOAN (28-3534)
(47-76-1,180) of DODGE BULLETS.  GURU GNU beat YOUNG JOAN in a crowd pleasing 2
minute fight.  Ah, you need to be a better student, Joan, and then your guru won't
beat you.
     BALLIOL BLACKMOON (81-614) (46-35-0,188) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought CANNONBALL
(72-5313) (32-41-2,189) of X-POSSE.  BALLIOL BLACKMOON demolished CANNONBALL in a 1
minute one-sided bout.  One-sided?  I'd have called it close.

     ACE FREHLEY (47-3669) (21-13-0,189) of ROYAL FLUSH fought PERSEUS (72-1612) (59-
42-1,200) of DEADLY RAGE II.  ACE FREHLEY slimly lost to PERSEUS in an exciting 2
minute fight.  And which of these two was (or is) slim?  Both look sturdy, if you ask
me.  Of course, it could be the armor.
     TRASH CAN (50-3403) (25-10-4,185) of OPEN SESAME fought PUNGENT STENCH (61-2458)
(48-35-1,207) of FEAR FACTORY.  TRASH CAN was vanquished by PUNGENT STENCH in a 1
minute one-sided fray.  Ah, the Can needs a deodorant liner bag.
     AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (32-19-0,203) of ROYAL FLUSH fought AMELIA (28-3417)
(49-49-1,183) of DODGE BULLETS.  AFRICAN QUEEN handily defeated AMELIA in a popular 1
minute bloody uneven fight.  And Amelia drops to a losing record.
     HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (37-20-1,183) of VIKINGS fought KNUCKLE JAW (77-2129)
(51-55-2,198) of GWAR.  HAGAR BLUETOOTH was savagely defeated by KNUCKLE JAW in a
popular 4 minute brawl.  Didn't do any good to bite the Knuckle, did it, Hagar?
     THE LION KING (47-6360) (31-10-0,212) of ROYAL FLUSH fought MORTIFICATION (61-
2333) (52-47-4,198) of FEAR FACTORY.  THE LION KING was viciously subdued by
MORTIFICATION in a 6 minute conflict.  Lion kings are susceptible to that.

     ROTTEN LIVER (52-2902) (43-22-1,211) of OTTO'S PARTS fought KRONOS GRIMHOLT (7-
6011) (29-19-1,194) of SENTINELS.  ROTTEN LIVER was defeated by KRONOS GRIMHOLT in an
exciting 2 minute match.  This is what got Kronos his upward bound in the rankings.
     SLIPPERY NIPPLE (59-2323) (44-27-1,222) of HANGOVERS fought KIMO (70-6089) (41-
46-4,194) of FEAR FACTORY IV.  SLIPPERY NIPPLE overpowered KIMO in an action packed 1
minute gory one-sided fight.  Nothing like fighting a hangover to make a man feel
rotten.
     RETROVIRUS (70-6086) (52-36-0,218) of FEAR FACTORY IV fought MISS ZING (8-824)
(80-54-3,268) of LADIES IN WAITING.  RETROVIRUS outwaited MISS ZING in an action
packed 7 minute gruesome fight.  Well, of course.  She had a date and couldn't wait
any longer.
     THELONIUS (21-6631) (41-33-2,260) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought RIDDLER (61-1856) (75-
60-1,248) of FEAR FACTORY.  THELONIUS was overcome by RIDDLER in an action packed 5
minute gruesome melee.  Thelonius overcome by felonious?
     MAYLA TYL CRENA (82-7113) (37-30-0,215) of FEAR FACTORY III fought DISCO QUEEN
(47-1992) (76-29-2,290) of ROYAL FLUSH.  MAYLA TYL CRENA was savagely defeated by
DISCO QUEEN in a 5 minute brawl.  It's the flashing lights.

The challenges, which seem to be all from Crip:
     LAR'EH WALKER (60-5825) (14-8-1,81) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH challenged SMITHERS
(84-7044) (14-4-1,87) of SMITH SMACK.  Up 6.  LAR'EH WALKER vanquished SMITHERS in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Smith was smacked.
     R BAGGIO (17-4867) (17-7-1,89) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL challenged SLUGBAIT (47-6329)
(20-1-1,89) of I HATE THEM.  Straight across.  R BAGGIO was luckily beaten by
SLUGBAIT in a 1 minute Challenge competition.  Was it really luck, or fancy footwork?
     BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (44-25-1,176) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-
3520) (32-49-0,177) of WITLESS WONDERS.  Up 1.  BULL DURHAM devastated TAMMY FAYE in
a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.  She just wanted an invitation to the
party.
     LONDON QUIREBOY (59-2513) (42-20-1,204) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged ORPHAN (72-
5463) (26-23-2,206) of X-POSSE.  Up 2.  LONDON QUIREBOY handily defeated ORPHAN in a
1 minute one-sided Challenge match.  Experience gives an edge.

For the title:
     HARI-KARI (73-3049) (59-11-0,237) of WAY TO GO! II challenged WHACKING WILLOW
(52-3167) (67-25-1,247) of FLOWER GIRLS.  Up 10.  HARI-KARI devastated WHACKING
WILLOW in a 5 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.  And the Willow got well and
truly whacked.  Congratulations, Hari-Kari.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARI-KARI 73-3049            60  11     271  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992          77  29  2  302  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 RIDDLER 61-1856              76  60  1  260  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086           53  36     239  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323      45  27  1  231  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458       49  35  1  222  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 MORTIFICATION 61-2333        53  47  4  218  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 QUEEN 82-33307               29  19     218  DARK TOADS 05Q (1311)      DWES EG
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      43  20  1  217  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011       30  19  1  216  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        33  19     212  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129          52  55  2  211  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113      37  31     210  FEAR FACTORY III (1217)    DWES EG
 PERSEUS 72-1612              60  42  1  209  DEADLY RAGE II (1214)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130     44  56  3  209  GWAR (1213)                SENTERN
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              48  32     207  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167      67  26  1  205  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
-FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331    42  15     203  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
 MISS ZING 8-824              80  55  3  202  LADIES IN WAITING (444)    ARKERS
 THELONIUS 21-6631            41  34  2  202  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
-TINY TIM 60-6042             35  13  1  200  CRAZY CREEPS (363)         ARADI
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614     47  35     199  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 THE LION KING 47-6360        31  11     199  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 GURU GNU 38-4784             22  11     199  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
 ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902         43  23  1  196  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        41  39  1  196  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 ORPHAN 72-5463               26  24  2  196  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 ACE FREHLEY 47-3669          21  14     195  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-CONFESSION 83-47             50   9  1  192  OLDIES (1312)              TELORINTHE
 KIMO 70-6089                 41  47  4  191  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            34  32     189  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 CLEVER 50-2192               56  36  2  188  RANDOM BLADES (550)        SNOWBOUND
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324           45  25  1  188  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      37  21  1  183  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 TRASH CAN 50-3403            25  11  4  183  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 AMELIA 28-3417               49  50  1  181  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           32  42  2  181  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534           47  77  1  180  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          26  13  1  175  D.R.I. (1209)              SUNSET
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           32  50     171  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      52  56  2  166  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      32  40  4  163  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365         52  64     161  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-4-H 50-3670                  48   3     147  LIFE IMPACTS (1263)        SNOWBOUND
 SIMABU 72-4426               27   8     136  SPACE ACTION 99 (758)      DRAGONHEAD
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         27  18  1  128  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLUGBAIT 47-6329             21   1  1   99  I HATE THEM (1370)         NORTH FORK
 LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825        15   8  1   99  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
-COCO NUTTAL 59-2741          25  22      97  ISLANDERS (804)            ILLIS
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662          11   7  1   96  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DROKK 31-4014                21  11  2   90  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (874) CHIMLEVTAL
 R BAGGIO 17-4867             17   8  1   89  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330        24  15  1   87  WHO DA MAN? (1200)         RIZTAB
-WORZEEL 54-3083              22  16  1   83  TRADERS OF TROCAR (1027)   TROCAR
 SKI MASK 58-5869             63 103  1   81  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
-ALAMO 8-5151                 21  13  1   77  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS
 SMITHERS 84-7044             14   5  1   76  SMITH SMACK (1358)         BLACKSTONE
 THE COUNT 50-1860            19  13      72  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-CAPEX 28-4833                19   9  4   70  EXPENSE ACCOUNT (1283)     MORYA
-GLOATING GARDENIA 52-4083    19  13      70  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           22  17  1   68  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 FRASIER 47-6224              19  16      66  CHEERS (1375)              NORTH FORK
-MRALISSA LOON 73-5939        18  11      65  MIDDLE WAY 18 (1310)       ERINIKA
 TEMPTRESS 47-6671            13   9      61  LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364)     NORTH FORK
 FROSTY 47-7332               16   7      57  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
 LORD FOUL 59-1395            20  27  1   56  BLOODGUARD (1341)          ILLIS
-GRINCH 35-4184               19   4  1   55  BAD GUYS (1365)            MURSKA
-DIAN WEI 54-3109             15   9  1   55  ASIAN INVASION (1318)      TROCAR
-KATANA 31-5420               22  13  1   54  AVENGERS (259)             CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DONEGAL 21-7627              16   5  1   54  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 GLACIER 58-5887              37  49      51  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372     22  19      50  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
-CLARA ROSE 46-4256           14   6  1   49  FANDILS (220)              ARDIVENT
-BROCK 82-27085                8   1      48  DARK TOADS 04E (1372)      DWES EG
-XANDAR 31-6320               18  18  2   47  AVENGERS (259)             CHIMLEVTAL
 G W BUSH 59-2764             24  21  1   44  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-DOUBLE TROUBLE 82-40795      12   4  1   41  DARK TOADS JAN26 (1377)    DWES EG
 BATWAMBA 21-7118             21  35      26  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

There will be little commentary from Consortiumites as The Land Of The Face is
occupying our time.  Later.... -- The Consortium Elders

Orphan -- Thanks for the good time. -- Whacking Wllow

Slugbait?  Nonsense!  Why should *I*, a Duck, lose to a slug?  Ducks EAT slugs.  This
one was greasy, though. -- Ski Mask, Founder and President of Ducks With Swords

Smithers -- That's a lot of effort just to get some ice cubes. -- Glacier

Ace Frehley -- I'm seeing a trend here.  We're all going to lose today, aren't we?
But at least I lost to an ace. -- Ghost Dancer

Huntsman -- Obviously, I need more smash. -- Young Joan

African Queen -- Most challenged?  I didn't need that.  If you wanted some of my
smash, all you had to do was ask. -- Amelia

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HARI-KARI devastated WHACKING WILLOW in a 5 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
LONDON QUIREBOY handily defeated ORPHAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BULL DURHAM devastated TAMMY FAYE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
R BAGGIO was luckily beaten by SLUGBAIT in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
LAR'EH WALKER vanquished SMITHERS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MAYLA TYL CRENA was savagely defeated by DISCO QUEEN in a 5 minute brawl.
THELONIUS was overcome by RIDDLER in a action packed 5 minute gruesome melee.
RETROVIRUS outwaited MISS ZING in a action packed 7 minute gruesome fight.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE overpowered KIMO in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
ROTTEN LIVER was defeated by KRONOS GRIMHOLT in a exciting 2 minute match.
THE LION KING was viciously subdued by MORTIFICATION in a 6 minute conflict.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH was savagely defeated by KNUCKLE JAW in a popular 4 minute brawl.
AFRICAN QUEEN handily defeated AMELIA in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven fight.
TRASH CAN was vanquished by PUNGENT STENCH in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ACE FREHLEY slimly lost to PERSEUS in a exciting 2 minute fight.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON demolished CANNONBALL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GURU GNU beat YOUNG JOAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
QUEEN devastated BALDASSARE in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
HUNTSMAN vanquished CANNIBAL CORPSE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PROPANE TORCH handily defeated GHOST DANCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
3 FISTED RAT BOY overpowered AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
REAGANOMICS was beaten by CLEVER in a 2 minute fight.
SIMABU was vanquished by FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
UNCLE FESTER demolished DORSAL FINN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
KJARRAN'S HAMMER was overcome by THE COUNT in a action packed 2 minute bout.
KING MIDAS was overpowered by DROKK in a 1 minute uneven competition.
G W BUSH was beaten by LORD FOUL in a popular 1 minute fight.
GLACIER was vanquished by LOSING IS FUN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SKI MASK narrowly defeated FRASIER in a popular 3 minute gory match.
FROSTY overpowered CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TEMPTRESS handily defeated BATWAMBA in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         TOTAL PARRY       21 -   8 -  0      72  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         PARRY-LUNGE       23 -  11 -  0      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  12 -  1      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  22 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         AIMED BLOW        36 -  38 -  0      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   27 -  29 -  1      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  43 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         WALL OF STEEL     24 -  38 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  10 -  0      29  |

Turn 264 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         6 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  7         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  5                                       2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          60  11  0  271 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
PARRY-STRIKE     DISCO QUEEN 47-1992        77  29  2  302 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
WALL OF STEEL    RIDDLER 61-1856            76  60  1  260 FEAR FACTORY (1211)
TOTAL PARRY      RETROVIRUS 70-6086         53  36  0  239 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)
SLASHING ATTACK  SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323    45  27  1  231 HANGOVERS (955)
LUNGING ATTACK   KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011     30  19  1  216 SENTINELS (1202)
STRIKING ATTACK  3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130   44  56  3  209 GWAR (1213)
PARRY-LUNGE      MISS ZING 8-824            80  55  3  202 LADIES IN WAITING (444)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PROPANE TORCH 61-2524      41  39  1  196 FEAR FACTORY (1211)
BASHING ATTACK   ORPHAN 72-5463             26  24  2  196 X-POSSE (1093)

The overall popularity leader is DISCO QUEEN 47-1992.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MISS ZING 8-824.  The ten other most popular fighters were THELONIUS 
21-6631, HARI-KARI 73-3049, KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129, MORTIFICATION 61-2333, RETROVIRUS 
70-6086, THE LION KING 47-6360, MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113, DISCO QUEEN 47-1992, SKI 
MASK 58-5869, and ACE FREHLEY 47-3669.

The least popular fighter this week was BATWAMBA 21-7118.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GLACIER 58-5887, KING MIDAS 59-2770, CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373, 
DORSAL FINN 42-1662, SIMABU 72-4426, GHOST DANCER 28-3365, BALDASSARE 7-6003, 
CANNONBALL 72-5313, TRASH CAN 50-3403, and AMELIA 28-3417.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  JURINE(61)           4  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  SENTERN(70)          2  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  3 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       5  3 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        2  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       2  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  3 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  1 0  
MORYA(28)            0  3 0  ILLIS(59)            4  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       0  1 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          45  25  1  188  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011      30  19  1  216  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 MISS ZING 8-824             80  55  3  202  LADIES IN WAITING (444)    ARKERS
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     37  21  1  183  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330       24  15  1   87  WHO DA MAN? (1200)         RIZTAB
 R BAGGIO 17-4867            17   8  1   89  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 THELONIUS 21-6631           41  34  2  202  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 AMELIA 28-3417              49  50  1  181  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 DROKK 31-4014               21  11  2   90  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (874) CHIMLEVTAL
 GURU GNU 38-4784            22  11  0  199  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          32  50  0  171  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662         11   7  1   96  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         77  29  2  302  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 CLEVER 50-2192              56  36  2  188  RANDOM BLADES (550)        SNOWBOUND
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     67  26  1  205  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 SKI MASK 58-5869            63 103  1   81  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     45  27  1  231  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
 LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825       15   8  1   99  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 RIDDLER 61-1856             76  60  1  260  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086          53  36  0  239  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
 PERSEUS 72-1612             60  42  1  209  DEADLY RAGE II (1214)      DRAGONHEAD
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           60  11  0  271  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         52  55  2  211  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614    47  35  0  199  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 QUEEN 82--32229             29  19  0  218  DARK TOADS 05Q (1311)      DWES EG
 SMITHERS 84-7044            14   5  1   76  SMITH SMACK (1358)         BLACKSTONE