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Date   : 09/03/2013    Duedate: 09/30/2013

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 265

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 HANGOVERS 59/955    2699 1311  33 67.3      WHO DA MAN? 12/1200
    NEW YORK 71/1379                            FEAR FACTORY 61/1211
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           DEADLY RAGE II 72/1214
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                          FEAR FACTORY IV 70/1212
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                         FEAR FACTORY III 82/1217
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                       5 TALL TALES 59/1335    23   26   1 46.9
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                       6 SPACE ACTION 72/758   74   86   0 46.2
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/633
    ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826                     WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! 31/874
    LADIES IN WAITING 8/444                   7 VIKINGS 10/1208      206  254   2 44.8
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745                  SENTINELS 7/1202
    NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343                 HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282
  2 OLDIES 83/1312       449  225   1 66.6      NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
    BAD GUYS 35/1365                            DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
    CRAZY CREEPS 60/363                       8 I HATE THEM 47/1370   10   13   0 43.5
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                       9 WITLESS WON 39/1052  136  179   0 43.2
    SMITH SMACK 84/1358                      10 DODGE BULLET 28/867  533  974   5 35.4
    DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311                      CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
    DARK TOADS JAN26 82/1377                 11 BLOODGUARD 59/1341     7   13   0 35.0
    GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577                 12 CHEERS 47/1375         1    2   0 33.3
  3-FAST FOOD 47/1355    140  121   0 53.6   13 X-POSSE 72/1093       34   70   3 32.7
    RANDOM BLADES 50/550                        NIGHTHAWKS 71/1153
  4 GWAR 70/1213          56   63   1 47.1      TWISTED SISTERS 72/1201
    GWAR 77/1215                             14 LUROCIAN DE 47/1364    2    5   0 28.6
    D.R.I. 21/1209                           15 ARENAS III 71/1378     1    0   0  100

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 365): XARGOTH of THE BRETHREN (?, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 362): FREDDY FENDER of OTTO'S MECHANICS (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 360): MAJOR PAIN of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 316): PEKING DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 337): ERMINE of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 332): CARLA of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 319): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 312): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 297): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 290): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 266): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 266): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 267): R.S.I. of ALPHABET SOUP (Crip?, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 82): STEEL MUSE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 264): HARI-KARI of WHAT A WAY TO GO! II (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 365): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 362): ZODIAC (Stargazer, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 360): MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 316): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 337): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 332): NUKE TEST (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 319): OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 312): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 297): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 290): BEATRICE (Dante, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 266): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 266): NL CENTRAL (?, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 266): WORLD WIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 82): BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 264): HANGOVERS et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
                           IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
               (turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 362): LILY OF SARMATIA of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 360): MAJOR PAIN of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
                   (turn 359): THRALL of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 336): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
                             BROWN EYED SUSAN of NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

     Glad to be here, last time around, Whacking Willow whacked my weapons so hard
they all broke, and I didn't really like punching her shields.  I'm offering my
challenges to Riddler and Retrovirus, and while normally I would like to make a
special challenge strategy for those guys, things are running late, so I'm going with
my default strategy, which isn't exactly well suited to parry-based foes.
     The issue is Crip is still catching up on FtF fights from Orlando.  One of the
results of that is no personal ads this turn.  But a special yelp out to Var(?) and
his Fear Factory horde for scaring the dickens out of us last turn.  A bunch of us
from Crysalis attended the Orlando facer, and we'd like to commend Ace Frehley for
his 11-3 (12-3 with grudge matches) showing.  Of course, he promptly lost his first
fight back here, so we are not sure what that said about the Orlando tournament
crowd.

Hari-Kari
Way To Go! II
Tower Guardian Of Chrysalis

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I hate holidays.  They mess up every sechedule that comes near them.  Still, we
have fights.  Thirty-two fights, fourteen challenges (one TV), and four standbys.
According to Novgorodny Vir (sounds like something you'd use to clean battery
terminals, doesn't it?), the following warriors had significant point movements:
Dorsal Finn, up 32; Uncle Fester, down 25.  Same fight.  Most avoided team:  Royal
Flush.  Most avoiding them:  Sentinels.  Most challenged: Kronos Grimholt.

Zipping quickly through the random matches:
     TEMPTRESS (47-6671) (13-9-0,61) of LUROCIAN DEVILS fought LORD FOUL (59-1395)
(20-27-1,56) of BLOODGUARD.  TEMPTRESS was subdued by LORD FOUL in an action packed 1
minute contest.
     KING MIDAS (59-2770) (22-17-1,68) of TALL TALES fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (106-3)
(0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes.  KING MIDAS beat RIRORNI SOLDIER in an action
packed 1 minute bout.
     MINDQUAKE (72-5861) (18-12-0,63) of TWISTED SISTERS fought FRASIER (47-6224)
(19-16-0,66) of CHEERS.  MINDQUAKE was demolished by FRASIER in an exciting 1 minute
one-sided fight.
     BATWAMBA (21-7118) (21-35-0,26) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought KAT (71-3531) (18-35-
2,57) of NIGHTHAWKS.  BATWAMBA vanquished KAT in an exciting 3 minute one-sided fray.

     LOSING IS FUN (12-6330) (24-15-1,87) of WHO DA MAN? fought GITCHIGOOMIE (21-
7251) (16-12-0,60) of NOMADIC TRIBE.  LOSING IS FUN was overpowered by GITCHIGOOMIE
in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
     UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (27-18-1,128) of TALL TALES fought DORSAL FINN (42-1662)
(11-7-1,96) of NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC.  UNCLE FESTER was handily defeated by DORSAL FINN
in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
     BALDASSARE (7-6003) (34-32-0,189) of SENTINELS fought METRON (72-3686) (37-32-
0,179) of SPACE ACTION 99.  BALDASSARE was overpowered by METRON in a popular 1
minute uneven duel.
     3 FISTED RAT BOY (70-6130) (44-56-3,209) of GWAR fought THELONIUS (21-6631) (41-
34-2,202) of NOMADIC TRIBE.  3 FISTED RAT BOY narrowly defeated THELONIUS in an
exciting 5 minute gruesome bout.

     MISS ZING (8-824) (80-55-3,202) of LADIES IN WAITING fought MAYLA TYL CRENA (82-
7113) (37-31-0,210) of FEAR FACTORY III.  MISS ZING viciously subdued MAYLA TYL CRENA
in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
     HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (37-21-1,183) of VIKINGS fought GHOST DANCER (28-3365)
(52-64-0,161) of DODGE BULLETS.  HAGAR BLUETOOTH was subdued by GHOST DANCER in a
popular 1 minute fight.
     THE LION KING (47-6360) (31-11-0,199) of ROYAL FLUSH fought VERMICIOUS KNID
(106-30) (0-0-0,240) of the College of Mimes.  THE LION KING was viciously subdued by
VERMICIOUS KNID in a 3 minute fray.
     HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (48-32-0,207) of SENTINELS fought BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (45-25-
1,188) of PARTY ANIMALS.  HUNTSMAN was demolished by BULL DURHAM in a 1 minute uneven
bout.
     ROTTEN LIVER (52-2902) (43-23-1,196) of OTTO'S PARTS fought ONUPHRE (31-3385)
(36-44-1,196) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U!.  ROTTEN LIVER devastated ONUPHRE in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided bout.

     AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (33-19-0,212) of ROYAL FLUSH fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER
(106-23) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  AFRICAN QUEEN overpowered VILLAINOUS
INFORMER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
     LONDON QUIREBOY (59-2513) (43-20-1,217) of CHAPEL ROCK fought VERMICIOUS KNID
(106-30) (0-0-0,240) of the College of Mimes.  LONDON QUIREBOY was savagely defeated
by VERMICIOUS KNID in an exciting 3 minute bout.
     DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (77-29-2,302) of ROYAL FLUSH fought AMELIA (28-3417) (49-
50-1,181) of DODGE BULLETS.  DISCO QUEEN defeated AMELIA in a 2 minute bout.
     MORTIFICATION (61-2333) (53-47-4,218) of FEAR FACTORY fought GURU GNU (38-4784)
(22-11-0,199) of HILLTOP GURUS.  MORTIFICATION bested GURU GNU in a crowd pleasing 2
minute brawl.
     PUNGENT STENCH (61-2458) (49-35-1,222) of FEAR FACTORY fought BALLIOL BLACKMOON
(81-614) (47-35-0,199) of DRAGONBANE GUILD.  PUNGENT STENCH was overpowered by
BALLIOL BLACKMOON in a 2 minute uneven struggle.

The challenges:
     THE COUNT (50-1860) (19-13-0,72) of OPEN SESAME challenged SKI MASK (58-5869)
(63-103-1,81) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  Up 9.  THE COUNT handily defeated SKI MASK in a
1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
     DROKK (31-4014) (21-11-2,90) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! challenged R BAGGIO (17-
4867) (17-8-1,89) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL.  Down 1.  DROKK was subdued by R BAGGIO in a
popular 2 minute Challenge brawl.
     DOUBLE TROUBLE (82-40795) (12-4-1,41) of DARK TOADS JAN26 challenged G W BUSH
(59-2764) (24-21-1,44) of TALL TALES.  Up 3.  DOUBLE TROUBLE devastated G W BUSH in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
     KJARRAN'S HAMMER (61-3372) (22-19-0,50) of FEAR FACTORY challenged GLACIER (58-
5887) (37-49-0,51) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  Up 1.  KJARRAN'S HAMMER was overpowered by
GLACIER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
     LAR'EH WALKER (60-5825) (15-8-1,99) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH challenged SLUGBAIT
(47-6329) (21-1-1,99) of I HATE THEM.  Straight across.  LAR'EH WALKER beat SLUGBAIT
in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
     SIMABU (72-4426) (27-8-0,136) of SPACE ACTION 99 challenged REAGANOMICS (21-
6182) (26-13-1,175) of D.R.I..  Up 41.  SIMABU was defeated by REAGANOMICS in a 1
minute Challenge fight.

     FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-2125) (52-56-2,166) of GWAR challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-3520)
(32-50-0,171) of WITLESS WONDERS.  Up 5.  FLATTUS MAXIMUS was vanquished by TAMMY
FAYE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
     CANNIBAL CORPSE (61-2373) (32-40-4,163) of FEAR FACTORY challenged YOUNG JOAN
(28-3534) (47-77-1,180) of DODGE BULLETS.  Up 17.  CANNIBAL CORPSE handily defeated
YOUNG JOAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
     TRASH CAN (50-3403) (25-11-4,183) of OPEN SESAME challenged KIMO (70-6089) (41-
47-4,191) of FEAR FACTORY IV.  Up 8.  TRASH CAN was overpowered by KIMO in a popular
1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
     PERSEUS (72-1612) (60-42-1,209) of DEADLY RAGE II challenged KRONOS GRIMHOLT (7-
6011) (30-19-1,216) of SENTINELS.  Up 7.  PERSEUS viciously subdued KRONOS GRIMHOLT
in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
     SLIPPERY NIPPLE (59-2323) (45-27-1,231) of HANGOVERS challenged RIDDLER (61-
1856) (76-60-1,260) of FEAR FACTORY.  Up 29.  SLIPPERY NIPPLE was defeated by RIDDLER
in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge duel.
     QUEEN (82-33307) (29-19-0,218) of DARK TOADS 05Q challenged RETROVIRUS (70-6086)
(53-36-0,239) of FEAR FACTORY IV.  Up 21.  QUEEN viciously subdued RETROVIRUS in an
action packed 4 minute Challenge battle.

The TV challenge:
     ACE FREHLEY (47-3669) (21-14-0,195) of ROYAL FLUSH TV challenged PROPANE TORCH
(61-2524) (41-39-1,196) of FEAR FACTORY.  Up 1.  ACE FREHLEY devastated PROPANE TORCH
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.

For the title:
     KNUCKLE JAW (77-2129) (52-55-2,211) of GWAR challenged HARI-KARI (73-3049) (60-
11-0,271) of WAY TO GO! II.  Up 60.  KNUCKLE JAW was defeated by HARI-KARI in an
exciting 5 minute Challenge Title fight.

Brief, but there it is.  This is a brief moment.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARI-KARI 73-3049            61  11     279  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992          78  29  2  304  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 RIDDLER 61-1856              77  60  1  277  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 QUEEN 82-33307               30  19     235  DARK TOADS 05Q (1311)      DWES EG
 MORTIFICATION 61-2333        54  47  4  230  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 PERSEUS 72-1612              61  42  1  223  DEADLY RAGE II (1214)      DRAGONHEAD
 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130     45  56  3  221  GWAR (1213)                SENTERN
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614     48  35     220  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        34  19     217  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 MISS ZING 8-824              81  55  3  213  LADIES IN WAITING (444)    ARKERS
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324           46  25  1  212  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129          52  56  2  210  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH
 ACE FREHLEY 47-3669          22  14     208  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902         44  23  1  207  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 KIMO 70-6089                 42  47  4  207  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
-WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167      67  26  1  205  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
-FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331    42  15     203  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113      37  32     203  FEAR FACTORY III (1217)    DWES EG
 KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011       30  20  1  203  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323      45  28  1  202  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086           53  37     201  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
-TINY TIM 60-6042             35  13  1  200  CRAZY CREEPS (363)         ARADI
 GURU GNU 38-4784             22  12     199  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      43  21  1  198  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 THELONIUS 21-6631            41  35  2  198  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 THE LION KING 47-6360        31  12     197  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 METRON 72-3686               38  32     196  SPACE ACTION 99 (758)      DRAGONHEAD
-ORPHAN 72-5463               26  24  2  196  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458       49  36  1  193  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 AMELIA 28-3417               49  51  1  193  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-CONFESSION 83-47             50   9  1  192  OLDIES (1312)              TELORINTHE
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              36  45  1  191  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633)  CHIMLEVTAL
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              48  33     189  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-CLEVER 50-2192               56  36  2  188  RANDOM BLADES (550)        SNOWBOUND
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        41  40  1  187  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365         53  64     186  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      33  40  4  183  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           33  50     181  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
-CANNONBALL 72-5313           32  42  2  181  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          27  13  1  180  D.R.I. (1209)              SUNSET
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            34  33     176  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 TRASH CAN 50-3403            25  12  4  175  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      37  22  1  167  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534           47  78  1  161  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      52  57  2  157  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIMABU 72-4426               27   9     145  SPACE ACTION 99 (758)      DRAGONHEAD
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662          12   7  1  128  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
-GOLDPLATED 16-5929           34  16     118  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
 LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825        16   8  1  115  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         27  19  1  103  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 R BAGGIO 17-4867             18   8  1  100  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 SLUGBAIT 47-6329             21   2  1   97  I HATE THEM (1370)         NORTH FORK
-GOLD DUBLOON 16-5953         25  15  5   95  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DROKK 31-4014                21  12  2   90  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (874) CHIMLEVTAL
 GITCHIGOOMIE 21-7251         17  12      89  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 THE COUNT 50-1860            20  13      88  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-WORZEEL 54-3083              22  16  1   83  TRADERS OF TROCAR (1027)   TROCAR
 FRASIER 47-6224              20  16      79  CHEERS (1375)              NORTH FORK
-ALAMO 8-5151                 21  13  1   77  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS
-SMITHERS 84-7044             14   5  1   76  SMITH SMACK (1358)         BLACKSTONE
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           23  17  1   70  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-CAPEX 28-4833                19   9  4   70  EXPENSE ACCOUNT (1283)     MORYA
-THRALL 31-5074               19  12      69  THE STORM REAVERS (992)    CHIMLEVTAL
 SKI MASK 58-5869             63 104  1   68  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 LORD FOUL 59-1395            21  27  1   67  BLOODGUARD (1341)          ILLIS
 GLACIER 58-5887              38  49      64  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330        24  16  1   64  WHO DA MAN? (1200)         RIZTAB
-UDDER DELIGHT 11-7537        16  12      60  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-FROSTY 47-7332               16   7      57  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
 DOUBLE TROUBLE 82-40795      13   4  1   56  DARK TOADS JAN26 (1377)    DWES EG
 TEMPTRESS 47-6671            13  10      56  LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364)     NORTH FORK
 BATWAMBA 21-7118             22  35      55  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
-GRINCH 35-4184               19   4  1   55  BAD GUYS (1365)            MURSKA
 MINDQUAKE 72-5861            18  13      55  TWISTED SISTERS (1201)     DRAGONHEAD
-DONEGAL 21-7627              16   5  1   54  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
-IMA SLAYER 8-5271            16   5  1   54  YOU PAY I SLAY (1300)      ARKERS
-MAD COW DISEASE 11-7493      15   3  1   49  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
 KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372     22  20      40  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 G W BUSH 59-2764             24  22  1   34  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 KAT 71-3531                  18  36  2   32  NIGHTHAWKS (1153)          KYR'TERR
-URA GONER 8-5214              7   1      22  YOU PAY I SLAY (1300)      ARKERS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Ahhhhh, Hari Kari, you put it to me.  That is something I really like about you.
(giggle)  I look forward to reading your love letter column and the flowers you will
send. -- Whacking Willow

Baldassare -- I am royalty.  What else did you expect but to lose? -- Queen

Lae'eh Walker -- That was quick!  A salute to you. -- Smithers

Now that the Face is over, it is likely that Consortium ADM interests wan.... --
The Consortium Elders

Crysalis -- I've brought my rag tag group of ruffians back to spill some blood in
this arena. -- Var, mgr of Gwar, Fear Factory, etc

Augh!  One-four, with Ski Mask the only winner?  We can't think about this, or write
personals about it.  Maybe next time. -- Glacier and the Bullet Dodgers

Ha!  *I* won, showing the superiority of Duck over Primate. -- Ski Mask, Founder and
President of Ducks With Swords

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ACE FREHLEY devastated PROPANE TORCH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
QUEEN viciously subdued RETROVIRUS in a action packed 4 minute Challenge battle.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE was defeated by RIDDLER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge duel.
KNUCKLE JAW was defeated by HARI-KARI in a exciting 5 minute Challenge Title fight.
PERSEUS viciously subdued KRONOS GRIMHOLT in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
TRASH CAN was overpowered by KIMO in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
CANNIBAL CORPSE handily defeated YOUNG JOAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS was vanquished by TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SIMABU was defeated by REAGANOMICS in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
LAR'EH WALKER beat SLUGBAIT in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
KJARRAN'S HAMMER was overpowered by GLACIER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DOUBLE TROUBLE devastated G W BUSH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
DROKK was subdued by R BAGGIO in a popular 2 minute Challenge brawl.
THE COUNT handily defeated SKI MASK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
PUNGENT STENCH was overpowered by BALLIOL BLACKMOON in a 2 minute uneven struggle.
MORTIFICATION bested GURU GNU in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
DISCO QUEEN defeated AMELIA in a 2 minute bout.
LONDON QUIREBOY was savagely defeated by VERMICIOUS KNID in a exciting 3 minute bout.
AFRICAN QUEEN overpowered VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ROTTEN LIVER devastated ONUPHRE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
HUNTSMAN was demolished by BULL DURHAM in a 1 minute uneven bout.
THE LION KING was viciously subdued by VERMICIOUS KNID in a 3 minute fray.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH was subdued by GHOST DANCER in a popular 1 minute fight.
MISS ZING viciously subdued MAYLA TYL CRENA in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
3 FISTED RAT BOY narrowly defeated THELONIUS in a exciting 5 minute gruesome bout.
BALDASSARE was overpowered by METRON in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
UNCLE FESTER was handily defeated by DORSAL FINN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LOSING IS FUN was overpowered by GITCHIGOOMIE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATWAMBA vanquished KAT in a exciting 3 minute one-sided fray.
MINDQUAKE was demolished by FRASIER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
KING MIDAS beat RIRORNI SOLDIER in a action packed 1 minute bout.
TEMPTRESS was subdued by LORD FOUL in a action packed 1 minute contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         PARRY-LUNGE       21 -  10 -  0      68  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         TOTAL PARRY       18 -  10 -  0      64  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         AIMED BLOW        39 -  35 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  14 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  23 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    37 -  38 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   24 -  29 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         WALL OF STEEL     24 -  35 -  0      41  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  10 -  0      33  |

Turn 265 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  5         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         7 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  5     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  4         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  5     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          61  11  0  279 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
PARRY-STRIKE     DISCO QUEEN 47-1992        78  29  2  304 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
WALL OF STEEL    RIDDLER 61-1856            77  60  1  277 FEAR FACTORY (1211)
STRIKING ATTACK  3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130   45  56  3  221 GWAR (1213)
LUNGING ATTACK   AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424      34  19  0  217 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-LUNGE      MISS ZING 8-824            81  55  3  213 LADIES IN WAITING (444)
SLASHING ATTACK  KIMO 70-6089               42  47  4  207 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)
TOTAL PARRY      RETROVIRUS 70-6086         53  37  0  201 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)
BASHING ATTACK   ONUPHRE 31-3385            36  45  1  191 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PROPANE TORCH 61-2524      41  40  1  187 FEAR FACTORY (1211)

The overall popularity leader is DISCO QUEEN 47-1992.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323.  The ten other most popular fighters were MISS ZING 
8-824, KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129, HARI-KARI 73-3049, 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130, THELONIUS 
21-6631, QUEEN 82--32229, RIDDLER 61-1856, PERSEUS 72-1612, KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011, 
and THE LION KING 47-6360.

The least popular fighter this week was LOSING IS FUN 12-6330.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ONUPHRE 31-3385, KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372, PROPANE TORCH 
61-2524, MINDQUAKE 72-5861, UNCLE FESTER 59-2768, BALDASSARE 7-6003, HAGAR BLUETOOTH 
10-5850, HUNTSMAN 7-5837, G W BUSH 59-2764, and REAGANOMICS 21-6182.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  JURINE(61)           3  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  3 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  SENTERN(70)          2  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       4  3 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            1  2 0  ILLIS(59)            2  4 0  DWES EG(82)          2  1 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  2 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          46  25  1  212  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011      30  20  1  203  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 MISS ZING 8-824             81  55  3  213  LADIES IN WAITING (444)    ARKERS
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     37  22  1  167  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330       24  16  1   64  WHO DA MAN? (1200)         RIZTAB
 R BAGGIO 17-4867            18   8  1  100  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 THELONIUS 21-6631           41  35  2  198  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 AMELIA 28-3417              49  51  1  193  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 ONUPHRE 31-3385             36  45  1  191  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633)  CHIMLEVTAL
 GURU GNU 38-4784            22  12  0  199  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          33  50  0  181  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662         12   7  1  128  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         78  29  2  304  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TRASH CAN 50-3403           25  12  4  175  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902        44  23  1  207  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 SKI MASK 58-5869            63 104  1   68  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     45  28  1  202  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
 LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825       16   8  1  115  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 RIDDLER 61-1856             77  60  1  277  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130    45  56  3  221  GWAR (1213)                SENTERN
 KAT 71-3531                 18  36  2   32  NIGHTHAWKS (1153)          KYR'TERR
 PERSEUS 72-1612             61  42  1  223  DEADLY RAGE II (1214)      DRAGONHEAD
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           61  11  0  279  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         52  56  2  210  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614    48  35  0  220  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 QUEEN 82--32229             30  19  0  235  DARK TOADS 05Q (1311)      DWES EG