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Date   : 10/01/2013    Duedate: 10/28/2013

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 266

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 HANGOVERS 59/955    2711 1314  33 67.4      WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! 31/874
    NEW YORK 71/1379                          7 GWAR 70/1213          61   73   1 45.5
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           GWAR 77/1215
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                          D.R.I. 21/1209
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                         WHO DA MAN? 12/1200
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         FEAR FACTORY 61/1211
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         DEADLY RAGE II 72/1214
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       FEAR FACTORY IV 70/1212
    ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826                     FEAR FACTORY III 82/1217
    LADIES IN WAITING 8/444                   8 VIKINGS 10/1208      211  258   2 45.0
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745                  SENTINELS 7/1202
    NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343                 HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282
  2 FLOWER GIRLS 52/265  450  227   1 66.5      NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
    SMITH SMACK 84/1358                         DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
    DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311                    9-I HATE THEM 47/1370   10   13   0 43.5
    PROBLEM CAUSERS 84/1368                  10 WITLESS WON 39/1052  136  180   0 43.0
    DARK TOADS JAN26 82/1377                 11 BLOODGUARD 59/1341     8   13   0 38.1
  3 FAST FOOD 47/1355    140  123   0 53.2   12 LUROCIAN DE 47/1364    3    5   0 37.5
    RANDOM BLADES 50/550                     13 DODGE BULLET 28/867  535  977   5 35.4
  4 CHEERS 47/1375         2    2   0 50.0      CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
  5 TALL TALES 59/1335    24   28   1 46.2   14 X-POSSE 72/1093       35   71   3 33.0
  6 WHO CARES? 34/421     76   90   0 45.8      NIGHTHAWKS 71/1153
    SPACE ACTION 99 72/758                      TWISTED SISTERS 72/1201
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/633               15-ARENAS III 71/1378     1    0   0  100

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 366): YOSEMITE of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 363): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 361): STEEL DRAGON of THE CANNUCKS (?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 316): PEKING DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 338): THE STATISTICIAN of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 333): CARLA of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 319): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 313): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 298): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 291): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 267): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 267): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 268): ENDU ENDU of DUDS (Dudley, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 83): STEEL MUSE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 265): HARI-KARI of WHAT A WAY TO GO! II (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 365): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 363): OTTO'S MECHANICS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 361): MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 316): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 338): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 333): NUKE TEST (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 319): OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 313): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 298): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 291): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 267): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 267): NL CENTRAL (?, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 267): GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 83): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 264): HANGOVERS et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 366): YOSEMITE of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 362): LILY OF SARMATIA of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 360): MAJOR PAIN of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 333): CARLA of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

     Let me tell you all, that was quite the fight last turn with Knuckle Jaw.
Attacks and dodges flying all over the place.  The action was non-stop from beginning
to end.  For such a good fight, I send my challenge this turn to Riddler, who has
proven to be a marvelous punching bag for the Fear Factory.  One thing I can tell you
is that if I fight the same way I did last turn, Riddler will be facing the
obligations of writing a column next turn.

Hari-Kari
Way To Go! II
Tower Guardian of Chrysalis

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Looking good today, Crysalines!  Thirty-three fights and only two standbys.  If
they all three teamed up together--and you know they won't--the three regionals MAYBE
could match us for participation.  Maybe.  Thirty-three fights with two standbys.
SEVENTEEN challenges!  Two of them were tv challenges, as well.  Ha!  And of those
fights, fully seven of them were action-packed, and six were exciting.  Are we good,
or what?
     Significant point changes:  Lar'eh Walker, up 31.  Van Cleve, down 26.  Same
fight.
     Most avoided, Royal Flush.  Avoiding them the most, Sentinels.
     Most challenged, probably Hagar Bluetooth.
     So!  We begin--

     SKI MASK (58-5869) (63-104-1,68) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought TEMPTRESS (47-6671)
(13-10-0,56) of LUROCIAN DEVILS.  SKI MASK was demolished by TEMPTRESS in a 1 minute
mismatched match.  What tempts a Duck?  Something devilish, that's clear enough.
     LORD FOUL (59-1395) (21-27-1,67) of BLOODGUARD fought R.O.U.S. (106-4) (0-0-
0,50) of the College of Mimes.  LORD FOUL demolished R.O.U.S. in an action packed 2
minute gory one-sided struggle.  We're going to call Foul the Rat-Catcher.
     G W BUSH (59-2764) (24-22-1,34) of TALL TALES fought FROSTY (47-7332) (16-7-
0,57) of FAST FOOD.  G W BUSH defeated FROSTY in an exciting 1 minute struggle.
Nothing like adding a lot of hot air.
     SCOUNDREL (84-7048) (7-2-1,24) of PROBLEM CAUSERS fought BATWAMBA (21-7118) (22-
35-0,55) of NOMADIC TRIBE.  SCOUNDREL was viciously subdued by BATWAMBA in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute match.  Batwamba is a problem remover, yes?
     VAN CLEVE (34-2628) (22-19-3,150) of WHO CARES? fought LAR'EH WALKER (60-5825)
(16-8-1,115) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH.  VAN CLEVE was overpowered by LAR'EH WALKER in
an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.  The fight with the most point movements, and
who can be surprised?

     FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-2125) (52-57-2,157) of GWAR fought KROGH (31-3841) (27-15-
1,135) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U!.  FLATTUS MAXIMUS was overcome by KROGH in an exciting
3 minute brutal fight.  Very... effective, but the fire that resulted melted some of
the sand in the arena.  The janitors are annoyed.  Watch out for them.
     CANNONBALL (72-5313) (32-42-2,181) of X-POSSE fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-0,181)
of the College of Mimes.  CANNONBALL was overpowered by CLOTTO in a 1 minute uneven
fight.  Embarrassing.
     THELONIUS (21-6631) (41-35-2,198) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought AMELIA (28-3417) (49-
51-1,193) of DODGE BULLETS.  THELONIUS handily defeated AMELIA in an action packed 1
minute brutal mismatched bout.  Now, if Thelonius had been a bullet, things might've
gone differently.
     PUNGENT STENCH (61-2458) (49-36-1,193) of FEAR FACTORY fought KRONOS GRIMHOLT
(7-6011) (30-20-1,203) of SENTINELS.  PUNGENT STENCH beat KRONOS GRIMHOLT in an
action packed 5 minute gory duel.  Next time, nose plugs, Kronos.
     GHOST DANCER (28-3365) (53-64-0,186) of DODGE BULLETS fought BALDASSARE (7-6003)
(34-33-0,176) of SENTINELS.  GHOST DANCER was overpowered by BALDASSARE in a 1 minute
uneven match.  Give it four more weeks, Dancer.  Then you'll have plenty of ghosts to
dodge.

     CLEVER (50-2192) (56-36-2,188) of RANDOM BLADES fought RETROVIRUS (70-6086) (53-
37-0,201) of FEAR FACTORY IV.  CLEVER was vanquished by RETROVIRUS in an action
packed 2 minute gory one-sided match.  Retroactively not-so-clever?
     LONDON QUIREBOY (59-2513) (43-21-1,198) of CHAPEL ROCK fought CANNIBAL CORPSE
(61-2373) (33-40-4,183) of FEAR FACTORY.  LONDON QUIREBOY overpowered CANNIBAL CORPSE
in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.  Ah, a new technique to repell cannibal
corpses:  ream them with song.
     MORTIFICATION (61-2333) (54-47-4,230) of FEAR FACTORY fought METRON (72-3686)
(38-32-0,196) of SPACE ACTION 99.  MORTIFICATION was viciously subdued by METRON in
an action packed 4 minute bloody duel.  How mortifying.
     DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (78-29-2,304) of ROYAL FLUSH fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520)
(33-50-0,181) of WITLESS WONDERS.  DISCO QUEEN vanquished TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute
one-sided match.  I, for one, would have been astonished at any other result.
     MISS ZING (8-824) (81-55-3,213) of LADIES IN WAITING fought MAYLA TYL CRENA (82-
7113) (37-32-0,203) of FEAR FACTORY III.  MISS ZING handily defeated MAYLA TYL CRENA
in a 2 minute mismatched competition.  It would appear that this Lady is miss-zing
fear.

The challenges:
     THE COUNT (50-1860) (20-13-0,88) of OPEN SESAME challenged DROKK (31-4014) (21-
12-2,90) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U!.  Up 2.   THE COUNT overpowered DROKK in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge bout.  Time to count him (Drokk) out?
     LOSING IS FUN (12-6330) (24-16-1,64) of WHO DA MAN? challenged GLACIER (58-5887)
(38-49-0,64) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  Straight across.  LOSING IS FUN was bested by
GLACIER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.  Looks like both of them had
fun today.
     FRASIER (47-6224) (20-16-0,79) of CHEERS challenged GITCHIGOOMIE (21-7251) (17-
12-0,89) of NOMADIC TRIBE.  Up 10.  FRASIER viciously subdued GITCHIGOOMIE in an
action packed 6 minute Challenge duel.  Ah... if you drink enough, you don't notice a
gitch here and there?
     KJARRAN'S HAMMER (61-3372) (22-20-0,40) of FEAR FACTORY challenged MINDQUAKE
(72-5861) (18-13-0,55) of TWISTED SISTERS.  Up 15.  KJARRAN'S HAMMER was defeated by
MINDQUAKE in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.  Does this mean the Hammer's mind was
jolted, or that she doesn't have a mind?
     R BAGGIO (17-4867) (18-8-1,100) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL challenged UNCLE FESTER (59-
2768) (27-19-1,103) of TALL TALES.  Up 3.  R BAGGIO devastated UNCLE FESTER in a 2
minute bloody mismatched Challenge bout.  And Fester is sitting around... stewing
over that loss.

     SIMABU (72-4426) (27-9-0,145) of SPACE ACTION 99 challenged HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-
5850) (37-22-1,167) of VIKINGS.  Up 22.  SIMABU was bested by HAGAR BLUETOOTH in an
exciting 3 minute Challenge battle.  This is Hagar the Most Challenged, showing that
he's no pushover.
     DORSAL FINN (42-1662) (12-7-1,128) of NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC challenged YOUNG JOAN
(28-3534) (47-78-1,161) of DODGE BULLETS.  Up 33.  DORSAL FINN was subdued by YOUNG
JOAN in a 1 minute Challenge competition.  Looks like Joan was on her game today.
     TRASH CAN (50-3403) (25-12-4,175) of OPEN SESAME challenged REAGANOMICS (21-
6182) (27-13-1,180) of D.R.I.  Up 5.  TRASH CAN handily defeated REAGANOMICS in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge bout.  Looks reasonable to me.  Let's see what else the
Trash Can might deal with, eh?
     KIMO (70-6089) (42-47-4,207) of FEAR FACTORY IV challenged ROTTEN LIVER (52-
2902) (44-23-1,207) of OTTO'S PARTS.  Straight across.  KIMO was vanquished by ROTTEN
LIVER in an exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Poor Kimo, he has the bad
liver and didn't even get to do the drinking that caused it.  No fun either way.
     GURU GNU (38-4784) (22-12-0,199) of HILLTOP GURUS challenged SLIPPERY NIPPLE
(59-2323) (45-28-1,202) of HANGOVERS.  Up 3.  GURU GNU was vanquished by SLIPPERY
NIPPLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  Who knew a guru would be so
unprepared?

     HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (48-33-0,189) of SENTINELS challenged THE LION KING (47-6360)
(31-12-0,197) of ROYAL FLUSH.  Up 8.  HUNTSMAN was defeated by THE LION KING in an
action packed 3 minute Challenge melee.  Gotta watch out when you go hunting lions.
They can turn the table on you.
     PROPANE TORCH (61-2524) (41-40-1,187) of FEAR FACTORY challenged ONUPHRE (31-
3385) (36-45-1,191) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U!.  Up 4.  PROPANE TORCH overpowered ONUPHRE
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.  Burned him right up, in fact.
     BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (46-25-1,212) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged PERSEUS (72-1612)
(61-42-1,223) of DEADLY RAGE II.  Up 11.  BULL DURHAM was savagely defeated by
PERSEUS in a 5 minute Challenge competition.  Well, of course.  Perseus is a Licensed
Hero.
     BALLIOL BLACKMOON (81-614) (48-35-0,220) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged RIDDLER
(61-1856) (77-60-1,277) of FEAR FACTORY.  Up 57.  BALLIOL BLACKMOON viciously subdued
RIDDLER in a popular 5 minute Challenge contest.  Whoa!  Talk about an upset!
     AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (34-19-0,217) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged 3 FISTED RAT BOY
(70-6130) (45-56-3,221) of GWAR.  Up 4.  AFRICAN QUEEN was subdued by 3 FISTED RAT
BOY in a 1 minute Challenge fight.  The Queen dodged right, she dodged left, but she
wasn't prepared for the fist right down the center.

The tv challenges, with congratulations for those having them to use:
     ACE FREHLEY (47-3669) (22-14-0,208) of ROYAL FLUSH TV challenged KNUCKLE JAW
(77-2129) (52-56-2,210) of GWAR.  Up 2.  ACE FREHLEY devastated KNUCKLE JAW in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge fight.  An ace is an ace.
     DOUBLE TROUBLE (82-40795) (13-4-1,56) of DARK TOADS JAN26 TV challenged KING
MIDAS (59-2770) (23-17-1,70) of TALL TALES.  Up 14.  DOUBLE TROUBLE vanquished KING
MIDAS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.  Bad mistake for Midas to turn his sword
into gold!

For the title:
     HARI-KARI (73-3049) (61-11-0,279) of WAY TO GO! II fought QUEEN (82-33307) (30-
19-0,235) of DARK TOADS 05Q.  HARI-KARI narrowly defeated QUEEN in an exciting 3
minute gory Title bout.  Do Toad Queens get warts?  Because if so, this one has 'em.
Good work, Hari-Kari.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARI-KARI 73-3049            62  11     293  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992          79  29  2  309  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 PERSEUS 72-1612              62  42  1  242  DEADLY RAGE II (1214)      DRAGONHEAD
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614     49  35     237  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130     46  56  3  235  GWAR (1213)                SENTERN
 MISS ZING 8-824              82  55  3  229  LADIES IN WAITING (444)    ARKERS
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086           54  37     221  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
 ACE FREHLEY 47-3669          23  14     219  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323      46  28  1  218  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
 ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902         45  23  1  218  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458       50  36  1  210  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 METRON 72-3686               39  32     210  SPACE ACTION 99 (758)      DRAGONHEAD
 QUEEN 82-33307               30  20     210  DARK TOADS 05Q (1311)      DWES EG
 THE LION KING 47-6360        32  12     209  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 THELONIUS 21-6631            42  35  2  208  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
-WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167      67  26  1  205  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      44  21  1  205  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324           46  26  1  203  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 RIDDLER 61-1856              77  61  1  202  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        42  40  1  200  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 MORTIFICATION 61-2333        54  48  4  198  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113      37  33     198  FEAR FACTORY III (1217)    DWES EG
 KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011       30  21  1  198  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 KIMO 70-6089                 42  48  4  196  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
 TRASH CAN 50-3403            26  12  4  196  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-ORPHAN 72-5463               26  24  2  196  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        34  20     195  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              48  34     194  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 GURU GNU 38-4784             22  13     194  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129          52  57  2  192  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            35  33     192  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           33  51     189  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 AMELIA 28-3417               49  52  1  186  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 CLEVER 50-2192               56  37  2  185  RANDOM BLADES (550)        SNOWBOUND
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      33  41  4  183  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              36  46  1  180  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633)  CHIMLEVTAL
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      38  22  1  176  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365         53  65     172  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           32  43  2  171  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          27  14  1  171  D.R.I. (1209)              SUNSET
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534           48  78  1  163  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 KROGH 31-3841                28  15  1  154  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633)  CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIMABU 72-4426               27  10     150  SPACE ACTION 99 (758)      DRAGONHEAD
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      52  58  2  147  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH
 LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825        17   8  1  146  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662          12   8  1  132  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 VAN CLEVE 34-2628            22  20  3  124  WHO CARES? (421)           MONUNTIAL
 R BAGGIO 17-4867             19   8  1  117  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE COUNT 50-1860            21  13     100  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-SLUGBAIT 47-6329             21   2  1   97  I HATE THEM (1370)         NORTH FORK
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         27  20  1   95  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 FRASIER 47-6224              21  16      95  CHEERS (1375)              NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LILY OF SARMATIA 28-4775     23  24      93  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GITCHIGOOMIE 21-7251         17  13      83  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 DROKK 31-4014                21  13  2   81  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (874) CHIMLEVTAL
 DOUBLE TROUBLE 82-40795      14   4  1   77  DARK TOADS JAN26 (1377)    DWES EG
 LORD FOUL 59-1395            22  27  1   76  BLOODGUARD (1341)          ILLIS
-SMITHERS 84-7044             14   5  1   76  SMITH SMACK (1358)         BLACKSTONE
 GLACIER 58-5887              39  49      73  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 TEMPTRESS 47-6671            14  10      73  LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364)     NORTH FORK
-THRALL 31-5074               19  12      69  THE STORM REAVERS (992)    CHIMLEVTAL
-UDDER DELIGHT 11-7537        16  12      60  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330        24  17  1   59  WHO DA MAN? (1200)         RIZTAB
 MINDQUAKE 72-5861            19  13      58  TWISTED SISTERS (1201)     DRAGONHEAD
 G W BUSH 59-2764             25  22  1   57  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 BATWAMBA 21-7118             23  35      57  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           23  18  1   56  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-IMA SLAYER 8-5271            16   5  1   54  YOU PAY I SLAY (1300)      ARKERS
 SKI MASK 58-5869             63 105  1   53  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
-MAD COW DISEASE 11-7493      15   3  1   49  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
 KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372     22  21      41  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 FROSTY 47-7332               16   8      41  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
-KAT 71-3531                  18  36  2   32  NIGHTHAWKS (1153)          KYR'TERR
 SCOUNDREL 84-7048             7   3  1   30  PROBLEM CAUSERS (1368)     BLACKSTONE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Var -- Welcome back, old friend. -- The Consortium Elders

Retrovirus -- My medical advisor (Who is really the court jester) gave me some anti-
virus protection pre fight.  It worked! -- Queen

G.W. Bush -- I was sorry to have to cause you trouble--double trouble. -- Double
Trouble

Good luck to all participating in the Mailer.  Make Crysalis proud! -- Consortiumites
everywhere

Propane Torch -- Sounds like a stage gimmick to me -- Ace Frehley

Riddler -- Your ability to take a punch makes me think of spiderman's other nemesis,
Rhino, instead. -- Slippery Nipple

Knuckle Jaw -- Appreciate the dance.  Gave me a chance to test out a "not for
defensive warriors" strategy with significant success. -- Hari-Kari

Kimo -- Someone just slammed my lid shut on me. -- Trash Can

Slugbait -- We canucks seem to be your natural born nemesis. -- Lar'Eh Walker

Drokk -- You should have won that one.  I can't believe I got up off the ground.
Must have been a typical football injury. -- R. Baggio

Ski Mask -- I count 2 Ducks with Swords.  Both are easily defeated.  One Duck... Two
Ducks....  I love to count.... -- The Count

Amelia -- You should be able to hold out on the dance floor longer than that. --
Disco Queen

Onuphre -- You really should look up to... err... look up Bull Durham. -- Rotten
Liver

Huntsman -- Who would have thought it would be so easy to turn the tide on you. --
Bull Durham

Mayla Tyl Crena -- Seems like you can take a hit or seven. -- Miss Zing

Uncle Fester -- Best of 5 now? -- DOrsal Finn

Spilling, always SPILLING blood.  Can't people pour it out in a controlled fashion?
Spills are so UNTIDY. -- a passing member of the maintenance crew

Cannibal Corpse -- Well, at least I didn't have to worry about being eaten.  I'm not
a corpse, so I should be safe, yes? -- Young Joan

Kjarran's Hammer -- You should give it back to him, don't you think? -- Glacier

The Count -- You blasted Anti-Duckster!  You KNEW I could count that high.  After
all, Ducks have no fingers, so we can't.  But it's anti-Duck prejudice, I can TELL.
-- Ski Mask, Founder and President of Ducks with Swords

Disco Queen -- The flashing lights make my head ache. -- Amelia

Hagar Bluetooth -- A silver tooth might be more useful.  Then you could bite
creatures that require silver to be killed. -- Ghost Dancer

     The Fall Mail-In Tourney is DUE on the 30th of October and will run on November
     2nd.  Turns received later than the 30th may not get input.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ACE FREHLEY devastated KNUCKLE JAW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DOUBLE TROUBLE vanquished KING MIDAS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
AFRICAN QUEEN was subdued by 3 FISTED RAT BOY in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON viciously subdued RIDDLER in a popular 5 minute Challenge contest.
BULL DURHAM was savagely defeated by PERSEUS in a 5 minute Challenge competition.
PROPANE TORCH overpowered ONUPHRE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
HUNTSMAN was defeated by THE LION KING in a action packed 3 minute Challenge melee.
GURU GNU was vanquished by SLIPPERY NIPPLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
KIMO was vanquished by ROTTEN LIVER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TRASH CAN handily defeated REAGANOMICS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DORSAL FINN was subdued by YOUNG JOAN in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
SIMABU was bested by HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a exciting 3 minute Challenge battle.
R BAGGIO devastated UNCLE FESTER in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge bout.
KJARRAN'S HAMMER was defeated by MINDQUAKE in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
FRASIER viciously subdued GITCHIGOOMIE in a action packed 6 minute Challenge duel.
LOSING IS FUN was bested by GLACIER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
THE COUNT overpowered DROKK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
HARI-KARI narrowly defeated QUEEN in a exciting 3 minute gory Title bout.
MISS ZING handily defeated MAYLA TYL CRENA in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
DISCO QUEEN vanquished TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MORTIFICATION was viciously subdued by METRON in a action packed 4 minute bloody duel.
LONDON QUIREBOY overpowered CANNIBAL CORPSE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
CLEVER was vanquished by RETROVIRUS in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided match.
GHOST DANCER was overpowered by BALDASSARE in a 1 minute uneven match.
PUNGENT STENCH beat KRONOS GRIMHOLT in a action packed 5 minute gory duel.
THELONIUS handily defeated AMELIA in a action packed 1 minute brutal mismatched bout.
CANNONBALL was overpowered by CLOTTO in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS was overcome by KROGH in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
VAN CLEVE was overpowered by LAR'EH WALKER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SCOUNDREL was viciously subdued by BATWAMBA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
G W BUSH defeated FROSTY in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
LORD FOUL demolished R.O.U.S. in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided struggle.
SKI MASK was demolished by TEMPTRESS in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         TOTAL PARRY       17 -   7 -  0      71  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         PARRY-LUNGE       21 -  10 -  0      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         AIMED BLOW        43 -  34 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  23 -  0      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  39 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         WALL OF STEEL     28 -  38 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  31 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  19 -  1      41  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  11 -  0      35  |

Turn 266 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  7         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  5         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      7 -  4                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW         6 -  4                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  3                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          62  11  0  293 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
PARRY-STRIKE     DISCO QUEEN 47-1992        79  29  2  309 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
WALL OF STEEL    PERSEUS 72-1612            62  42  1  242 DEADLY RAGE II (1214)
STRIKING ATTACK  3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130   46  56  3  235 GWAR (1213)
PARRY-LUNGE      MISS ZING 8-824            82  55  3  229 LADIES IN WAITING (444)
TOTAL PARRY      RETROVIRUS 70-6086         54  37  0  221 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)
LUNGING ATTACK   ACE FREHLEY 47-3669        23  14  0  219 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
SLASHING ATTACK  SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323    46  28  1  218 HANGOVERS (955)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PROPANE TORCH 61-2524      42  40  1  200 FEAR FACTORY (1211)
BASHING ATTACK   CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373    33  41  4  183 FEAR FACTORY (1211)

The overall popularity leader is DISCO QUEEN 47-1992.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614.  The ten other most popular fighters were BULL 
DURHAM 5-4324, KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011, GITCHIGOOMIE 21-7251, FRASIER 47-6224, PERSEUS 
72-1612, PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458, HUNTSMAN 7-5837, MISS ZING 8-824, METRON 72-3686, 
and FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125.

The least popular fighter this week was SKI MASK 58-5869.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CANNONBALL 72-5313, AMELIA 28-3417, GHOST DANCER 28-3365, TAMMY 
FAYE 39-3520, DROKK 31-4014, KING MIDAS 59-2770, KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129, FROSTY 47-7332, 
VAN CLEVE 34-2628, and CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  JURINE(61)           2  4 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  SENTERN(70)          2  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       3  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       5  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        2  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  2 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            1  2 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  2 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  2 0  ILLIS(59)            4  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          46  26  1  203  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011      30  21  1  198  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 MISS ZING 8-824             82  55  3  229  LADIES IN WAITING (444)    ARKERS
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     38  22  1  176  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330       24  17  1   59  WHO DA MAN? (1200)         RIZTAB
 R BAGGIO 17-4867            19   8  1  117  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 THELONIUS 21-6631           42  35  2  208  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 AMELIA 28-3417              49  52  1  186  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 ONUPHRE 31-3385             36  46  1  180  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633)  CHIMLEVTAL
 VAN CLEVE 34-2628           22  20  3  124  WHO CARES? (421)           MONUNTIAL
 GURU GNU 38-4784            22  13  0  194  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          33  51  0  189  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662         12   8  1  132  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         79  29  2  309  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TRASH CAN 50-3403           26  12  4  196  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902        45  23  1  218  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 GLACIER 58-5887             39  49  0   73  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     46  28  1  218  HANGOVERS (955)            ILLIS
 LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825       17   8  1  146  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458      50  36  1  210  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130    46  56  3  235  GWAR (1213)                SENTERN
 PERSEUS 72-1612             62  42  1  242  DEADLY RAGE II (1214)      DRAGONHEAD
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           62  11  0  293  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         52  57  2  192  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614    49  35  0  237  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 QUEEN 82--32229             30  20  0  210  DARK TOADS 05Q (1311)      DWES EG
 SCOUNDREL 84-7048            7   3  1   30  PROBLEM CAUSERS (1368)     BLACKSTONE