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Date : 10/01/2013 Duedate: 10/28/2013
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 266
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 HANGOVERS 59/955 2711 1314 33 67.4 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! 31/874
NEW YORK 71/1379 7 GWAR 70/1213 61 73 1 45.5
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 GWAR 77/1215
OPEN SESAME 50/668 D.R.I. 21/1209
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108 WHO DA MAN? 12/1200
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 FEAR FACTORY 61/1211
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 DEADLY RAGE II 72/1214
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 FEAR FACTORY IV 70/1212
ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826 FEAR FACTORY III 82/1217
LADIES IN WAITING 8/444 8 VIKINGS 10/1208 211 258 2 45.0
INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745 SENTINELS 7/1202
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343 HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282
2 FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 450 227 1 66.5 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
SMITH SMACK 84/1358 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311 9-I HATE THEM 47/1370 10 13 0 43.5
PROBLEM CAUSERS 84/1368 10 WITLESS WON 39/1052 136 180 0 43.0
DARK TOADS JAN26 82/1377 11 BLOODGUARD 59/1341 8 13 0 38.1
3 FAST FOOD 47/1355 140 123 0 53.2 12 LUROCIAN DE 47/1364 3 5 0 37.5
RANDOM BLADES 50/550 13 DODGE BULLET 28/867 535 977 5 35.4
4 CHEERS 47/1375 2 2 0 50.0 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
5 TALL TALES 59/1335 24 28 1 46.2 14 X-POSSE 72/1093 35 71 3 33.0
6 WHO CARES? 34/421 76 90 0 45.8 NIGHTHAWKS 71/1153
SPACE ACTION 99 72/758 TWISTED SISTERS 72/1201
WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/633 15-ARENAS III 71/1378 1 0 0 100
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 366): YOSEMITE of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 363): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 361): STEEL DRAGON of THE CANNUCKS (?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 316): PEKING DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 338): THE STATISTICIAN of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 333): CARLA of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 319): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 313): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 298): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 291): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 267): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 267): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 268): ENDU ENDU of DUDS (Dudley, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 83): STEEL MUSE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 265): HARI-KARI of WHAT A WAY TO GO! II (Crip, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 365): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 363): OTTO'S MECHANICS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 361): MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 316): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 338): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 333): NUKE TEST (Malaquar, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 319): OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 313): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 298): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 291): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 267): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 267): NL CENTRAL (?, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 267): GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 83): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 264): HANGOVERS et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 366): YOSEMITE of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 362): LILY OF SARMATIA of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 360): MAJOR PAIN of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 333): CARLA of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
Let me tell you all, that was quite the fight last turn with Knuckle Jaw.
Attacks and dodges flying all over the place. The action was non-stop from beginning
to end. For such a good fight, I send my challenge this turn to Riddler, who has
proven to be a marvelous punching bag for the Fear Factory. One thing I can tell you
is that if I fight the same way I did last turn, Riddler will be facing the
obligations of writing a column next turn.
Hari-Kari
Way To Go! II
Tower Guardian of Chrysalis
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Looking good today, Crysalines! Thirty-three fights and only two standbys. If
they all three teamed up together--and you know they won't--the three regionals MAYBE
could match us for participation. Maybe. Thirty-three fights with two standbys.
SEVENTEEN challenges! Two of them were tv challenges, as well. Ha! And of those
fights, fully seven of them were action-packed, and six were exciting. Are we good,
or what?
Significant point changes: Lar'eh Walker, up 31. Van Cleve, down 26. Same
fight.
Most avoided, Royal Flush. Avoiding them the most, Sentinels.
Most challenged, probably Hagar Bluetooth.
So! We begin--
SKI MASK (58-5869) (63-104-1,68) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought TEMPTRESS (47-6671)
(13-10-0,56) of LUROCIAN DEVILS. SKI MASK was demolished by TEMPTRESS in a 1 minute
mismatched match. What tempts a Duck? Something devilish, that's clear enough.
LORD FOUL (59-1395) (21-27-1,67) of BLOODGUARD fought R.O.U.S. (106-4) (0-0-
0,50) of the College of Mimes. LORD FOUL demolished R.O.U.S. in an action packed 2
minute gory one-sided struggle. We're going to call Foul the Rat-Catcher.
G W BUSH (59-2764) (24-22-1,34) of TALL TALES fought FROSTY (47-7332) (16-7-
0,57) of FAST FOOD. G W BUSH defeated FROSTY in an exciting 1 minute struggle.
Nothing like adding a lot of hot air.
SCOUNDREL (84-7048) (7-2-1,24) of PROBLEM CAUSERS fought BATWAMBA (21-7118) (22-
35-0,55) of NOMADIC TRIBE. SCOUNDREL was viciously subdued by BATWAMBA in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute match. Batwamba is a problem remover, yes?
VAN CLEVE (34-2628) (22-19-3,150) of WHO CARES? fought LAR'EH WALKER (60-5825)
(16-8-1,115) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH. VAN CLEVE was overpowered by LAR'EH WALKER in
an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. The fight with the most point movements, and
who can be surprised?
FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-2125) (52-57-2,157) of GWAR fought KROGH (31-3841) (27-15-
1,135) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U!. FLATTUS MAXIMUS was overcome by KROGH in an exciting
3 minute brutal fight. Very... effective, but the fire that resulted melted some of
the sand in the arena. The janitors are annoyed. Watch out for them.
CANNONBALL (72-5313) (32-42-2,181) of X-POSSE fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-0,181)
of the College of Mimes. CANNONBALL was overpowered by CLOTTO in a 1 minute uneven
fight. Embarrassing.
THELONIUS (21-6631) (41-35-2,198) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought AMELIA (28-3417) (49-
51-1,193) of DODGE BULLETS. THELONIUS handily defeated AMELIA in an action packed 1
minute brutal mismatched bout. Now, if Thelonius had been a bullet, things might've
gone differently.
PUNGENT STENCH (61-2458) (49-36-1,193) of FEAR FACTORY fought KRONOS GRIMHOLT
(7-6011) (30-20-1,203) of SENTINELS. PUNGENT STENCH beat KRONOS GRIMHOLT in an
action packed 5 minute gory duel. Next time, nose plugs, Kronos.
GHOST DANCER (28-3365) (53-64-0,186) of DODGE BULLETS fought BALDASSARE (7-6003)
(34-33-0,176) of SENTINELS. GHOST DANCER was overpowered by BALDASSARE in a 1 minute
uneven match. Give it four more weeks, Dancer. Then you'll have plenty of ghosts to
dodge.
CLEVER (50-2192) (56-36-2,188) of RANDOM BLADES fought RETROVIRUS (70-6086) (53-
37-0,201) of FEAR FACTORY IV. CLEVER was vanquished by RETROVIRUS in an action
packed 2 minute gory one-sided match. Retroactively not-so-clever?
LONDON QUIREBOY (59-2513) (43-21-1,198) of CHAPEL ROCK fought CANNIBAL CORPSE
(61-2373) (33-40-4,183) of FEAR FACTORY. LONDON QUIREBOY overpowered CANNIBAL CORPSE
in a popular 1 minute one-sided match. Ah, a new technique to repell cannibal
corpses: ream them with song.
MORTIFICATION (61-2333) (54-47-4,230) of FEAR FACTORY fought METRON (72-3686)
(38-32-0,196) of SPACE ACTION 99. MORTIFICATION was viciously subdued by METRON in
an action packed 4 minute bloody duel. How mortifying.
DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (78-29-2,304) of ROYAL FLUSH fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520)
(33-50-0,181) of WITLESS WONDERS. DISCO QUEEN vanquished TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute
one-sided match. I, for one, would have been astonished at any other result.
MISS ZING (8-824) (81-55-3,213) of LADIES IN WAITING fought MAYLA TYL CRENA (82-
7113) (37-32-0,203) of FEAR FACTORY III. MISS ZING handily defeated MAYLA TYL CRENA
in a 2 minute mismatched competition. It would appear that this Lady is miss-zing
fear.
The challenges:
THE COUNT (50-1860) (20-13-0,88) of OPEN SESAME challenged DROKK (31-4014) (21-
12-2,90) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U!. Up 2. THE COUNT overpowered DROKK in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge bout. Time to count him (Drokk) out?
LOSING IS FUN (12-6330) (24-16-1,64) of WHO DA MAN? challenged GLACIER (58-5887)
(38-49-0,64) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. Straight across. LOSING IS FUN was bested by
GLACIER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl. Looks like both of them had
fun today.
FRASIER (47-6224) (20-16-0,79) of CHEERS challenged GITCHIGOOMIE (21-7251) (17-
12-0,89) of NOMADIC TRIBE. Up 10. FRASIER viciously subdued GITCHIGOOMIE in an
action packed 6 minute Challenge duel. Ah... if you drink enough, you don't notice a
gitch here and there?
KJARRAN'S HAMMER (61-3372) (22-20-0,40) of FEAR FACTORY challenged MINDQUAKE
(72-5861) (18-13-0,55) of TWISTED SISTERS. Up 15. KJARRAN'S HAMMER was defeated by
MINDQUAKE in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel. Does this mean the Hammer's mind was
jolted, or that she doesn't have a mind?
R BAGGIO (17-4867) (18-8-1,100) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL challenged UNCLE FESTER (59-
2768) (27-19-1,103) of TALL TALES. Up 3. R BAGGIO devastated UNCLE FESTER in a 2
minute bloody mismatched Challenge bout. And Fester is sitting around... stewing
over that loss.
SIMABU (72-4426) (27-9-0,145) of SPACE ACTION 99 challenged HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-
5850) (37-22-1,167) of VIKINGS. Up 22. SIMABU was bested by HAGAR BLUETOOTH in an
exciting 3 minute Challenge battle. This is Hagar the Most Challenged, showing that
he's no pushover.
DORSAL FINN (42-1662) (12-7-1,128) of NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC challenged YOUNG JOAN
(28-3534) (47-78-1,161) of DODGE BULLETS. Up 33. DORSAL FINN was subdued by YOUNG
JOAN in a 1 minute Challenge competition. Looks like Joan was on her game today.
TRASH CAN (50-3403) (25-12-4,175) of OPEN SESAME challenged REAGANOMICS (21-
6182) (27-13-1,180) of D.R.I. Up 5. TRASH CAN handily defeated REAGANOMICS in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge bout. Looks reasonable to me. Let's see what else the
Trash Can might deal with, eh?
KIMO (70-6089) (42-47-4,207) of FEAR FACTORY IV challenged ROTTEN LIVER (52-
2902) (44-23-1,207) of OTTO'S PARTS. Straight across. KIMO was vanquished by ROTTEN
LIVER in an exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. Poor Kimo, he has the bad
liver and didn't even get to do the drinking that caused it. No fun either way.
GURU GNU (38-4784) (22-12-0,199) of HILLTOP GURUS challenged SLIPPERY NIPPLE
(59-2323) (45-28-1,202) of HANGOVERS. Up 3. GURU GNU was vanquished by SLIPPERY
NIPPLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. Who knew a guru would be so
unprepared?
HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (48-33-0,189) of SENTINELS challenged THE LION KING (47-6360)
(31-12-0,197) of ROYAL FLUSH. Up 8. HUNTSMAN was defeated by THE LION KING in an
action packed 3 minute Challenge melee. Gotta watch out when you go hunting lions.
They can turn the table on you.
PROPANE TORCH (61-2524) (41-40-1,187) of FEAR FACTORY challenged ONUPHRE (31-
3385) (36-45-1,191) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U!. Up 4. PROPANE TORCH overpowered ONUPHRE
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle. Burned him right up, in fact.
BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (46-25-1,212) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged PERSEUS (72-1612)
(61-42-1,223) of DEADLY RAGE II. Up 11. BULL DURHAM was savagely defeated by
PERSEUS in a 5 minute Challenge competition. Well, of course. Perseus is a Licensed
Hero.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON (81-614) (48-35-0,220) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged RIDDLER
(61-1856) (77-60-1,277) of FEAR FACTORY. Up 57. BALLIOL BLACKMOON viciously subdued
RIDDLER in a popular 5 minute Challenge contest. Whoa! Talk about an upset!
AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (34-19-0,217) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged 3 FISTED RAT BOY
(70-6130) (45-56-3,221) of GWAR. Up 4. AFRICAN QUEEN was subdued by 3 FISTED RAT
BOY in a 1 minute Challenge fight. The Queen dodged right, she dodged left, but she
wasn't prepared for the fist right down the center.
The tv challenges, with congratulations for those having them to use:
ACE FREHLEY (47-3669) (22-14-0,208) of ROYAL FLUSH TV challenged KNUCKLE JAW
(77-2129) (52-56-2,210) of GWAR. Up 2. ACE FREHLEY devastated KNUCKLE JAW in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge fight. An ace is an ace.
DOUBLE TROUBLE (82-40795) (13-4-1,56) of DARK TOADS JAN26 TV challenged KING
MIDAS (59-2770) (23-17-1,70) of TALL TALES. Up 14. DOUBLE TROUBLE vanquished KING
MIDAS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle. Bad mistake for Midas to turn his sword
into gold!
For the title:
HARI-KARI (73-3049) (61-11-0,279) of WAY TO GO! II fought QUEEN (82-33307) (30-
19-0,235) of DARK TOADS 05Q. HARI-KARI narrowly defeated QUEEN in an exciting 3
minute gory Title bout. Do Toad Queens get warts? Because if so, this one has 'em.
Good work, Hari-Kari.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARI-KARI 73-3049 62 11 293 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 79 29 2 309 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
PERSEUS 72-1612 62 42 1 242 DEADLY RAGE II (1214) DRAGONHEAD
BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 49 35 237 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 46 56 3 235 GWAR (1213) SENTERN
MISS ZING 8-824 82 55 3 229 LADIES IN WAITING (444) ARKERS
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 54 37 221 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212) SENTERN
ACE FREHLEY 47-3669 23 14 219 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 46 28 1 218 HANGOVERS (955) ILLIS
ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902 45 23 1 218 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 50 36 1 210 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
METRON 72-3686 39 32 210 SPACE ACTION 99 (758) DRAGONHEAD
QUEEN 82-33307 30 20 210 DARK TOADS 05Q (1311) DWES EG
THE LION KING 47-6360 32 12 209 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
THELONIUS 21-6631 42 35 2 208 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
-WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 67 26 1 205 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 44 21 1 205 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 46 26 1 203 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
RIDDLER 61-1856 77 61 1 202 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 42 40 1 200 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
MORTIFICATION 61-2333 54 48 4 198 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 37 33 198 FEAR FACTORY III (1217) DWES EG
KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011 30 21 1 198 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
KIMO 70-6089 42 48 4 196 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212) SENTERN
TRASH CAN 50-3403 26 12 4 196 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
-ORPHAN 72-5463 26 24 2 196 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 34 20 195 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 48 34 194 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
GURU GNU 38-4784 22 13 194 HILLTOP GURUS (1282) CLIFFHOME
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 52 57 2 192 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH
BALDASSARE 7-6003 35 33 192 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 33 51 189 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
AMELIA 28-3417 49 52 1 186 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
CLEVER 50-2192 56 37 2 185 RANDOM BLADES (550) SNOWBOUND
CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 33 41 4 183 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ONUPHRE 31-3385 36 46 1 180 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633) CHIMLEVTAL
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 38 22 1 176 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
GHOST DANCER 28-3365 53 65 172 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
CANNONBALL 72-5313 32 43 2 171 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 27 14 1 171 D.R.I. (1209) SUNSET
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 48 78 1 163 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
KROGH 31-3841 28 15 1 154 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SIMABU 72-4426 27 10 150 SPACE ACTION 99 (758) DRAGONHEAD
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 52 58 2 147 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH
LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825 17 8 1 146 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
DORSAL FINN 42-1662 12 8 1 132 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
VAN CLEVE 34-2628 22 20 3 124 WHO CARES? (421) MONUNTIAL
R BAGGIO 17-4867 19 8 1 117 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE COUNT 50-1860 21 13 100 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
-SLUGBAIT 47-6329 21 2 1 97 I HATE THEM (1370) NORTH FORK
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 27 20 1 95 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
FRASIER 47-6224 21 16 95 CHEERS (1375) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-LILY OF SARMATIA 28-4775 23 24 93 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GITCHIGOOMIE 21-7251 17 13 83 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
DROKK 31-4014 21 13 2 81 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (874) CHIMLEVTAL
DOUBLE TROUBLE 82-40795 14 4 1 77 DARK TOADS JAN26 (1377) DWES EG
LORD FOUL 59-1395 22 27 1 76 BLOODGUARD (1341) ILLIS
-SMITHERS 84-7044 14 5 1 76 SMITH SMACK (1358) BLACKSTONE
GLACIER 58-5887 39 49 73 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
TEMPTRESS 47-6671 14 10 73 LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364) NORTH FORK
-THRALL 31-5074 19 12 69 THE STORM REAVERS (992) CHIMLEVTAL
-UDDER DELIGHT 11-7537 16 12 60 BULLDOGS (174) ARUAK CITY
LOSING IS FUN 12-6330 24 17 1 59 WHO DA MAN? (1200) RIZTAB
MINDQUAKE 72-5861 19 13 58 TWISTED SISTERS (1201) DRAGONHEAD
G W BUSH 59-2764 25 22 1 57 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
BATWAMBA 21-7118 23 35 57 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
KING MIDAS 59-2770 23 18 1 56 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-IMA SLAYER 8-5271 16 5 1 54 YOU PAY I SLAY (1300) ARKERS
SKI MASK 58-5869 63 105 1 53 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
-MAD COW DISEASE 11-7493 15 3 1 49 BULLDOGS (174) ARUAK CITY
KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372 22 21 41 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
FROSTY 47-7332 16 8 41 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
-KAT 71-3531 18 36 2 32 NIGHTHAWKS (1153) KYR'TERR
SCOUNDREL 84-7048 7 3 1 30 PROBLEM CAUSERS (1368) BLACKSTONE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Var -- Welcome back, old friend. -- The Consortium Elders
Retrovirus -- My medical advisor (Who is really the court jester) gave me some anti-
virus protection pre fight. It worked! -- Queen
G.W. Bush -- I was sorry to have to cause you trouble--double trouble. -- Double
Trouble
Good luck to all participating in the Mailer. Make Crysalis proud! -- Consortiumites
everywhere
Propane Torch -- Sounds like a stage gimmick to me -- Ace Frehley
Riddler -- Your ability to take a punch makes me think of spiderman's other nemesis,
Rhino, instead. -- Slippery Nipple
Knuckle Jaw -- Appreciate the dance. Gave me a chance to test out a "not for
defensive warriors" strategy with significant success. -- Hari-Kari
Kimo -- Someone just slammed my lid shut on me. -- Trash Can
Slugbait -- We canucks seem to be your natural born nemesis. -- Lar'Eh Walker
Drokk -- You should have won that one. I can't believe I got up off the ground.
Must have been a typical football injury. -- R. Baggio
Ski Mask -- I count 2 Ducks with Swords. Both are easily defeated. One Duck... Two
Ducks.... I love to count.... -- The Count
Amelia -- You should be able to hold out on the dance floor longer than that. --
Disco Queen
Onuphre -- You really should look up to... err... look up Bull Durham. -- Rotten
Liver
Huntsman -- Who would have thought it would be so easy to turn the tide on you. --
Bull Durham
Mayla Tyl Crena -- Seems like you can take a hit or seven. -- Miss Zing
Uncle Fester -- Best of 5 now? -- DOrsal Finn
Spilling, always SPILLING blood. Can't people pour it out in a controlled fashion?
Spills are so UNTIDY. -- a passing member of the maintenance crew
Cannibal Corpse -- Well, at least I didn't have to worry about being eaten. I'm not
a corpse, so I should be safe, yes? -- Young Joan
Kjarran's Hammer -- You should give it back to him, don't you think? -- Glacier
The Count -- You blasted Anti-Duckster! You KNEW I could count that high. After
all, Ducks have no fingers, so we can't. But it's anti-Duck prejudice, I can TELL.
-- Ski Mask, Founder and President of Ducks with Swords
Disco Queen -- The flashing lights make my head ache. -- Amelia
Hagar Bluetooth -- A silver tooth might be more useful. Then you could bite
creatures that require silver to be killed. -- Ghost Dancer
The Fall Mail-In Tourney is DUE on the 30th of October and will run on November
2nd. Turns received later than the 30th may not get input.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ACE FREHLEY devastated KNUCKLE JAW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DOUBLE TROUBLE vanquished KING MIDAS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
AFRICAN QUEEN was subdued by 3 FISTED RAT BOY in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON viciously subdued RIDDLER in a popular 5 minute Challenge contest.
BULL DURHAM was savagely defeated by PERSEUS in a 5 minute Challenge competition.
PROPANE TORCH overpowered ONUPHRE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
HUNTSMAN was defeated by THE LION KING in a action packed 3 minute Challenge melee.
GURU GNU was vanquished by SLIPPERY NIPPLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
KIMO was vanquished by ROTTEN LIVER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TRASH CAN handily defeated REAGANOMICS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DORSAL FINN was subdued by YOUNG JOAN in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
SIMABU was bested by HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a exciting 3 minute Challenge battle.
R BAGGIO devastated UNCLE FESTER in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge bout.
KJARRAN'S HAMMER was defeated by MINDQUAKE in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
FRASIER viciously subdued GITCHIGOOMIE in a action packed 6 minute Challenge duel.
LOSING IS FUN was bested by GLACIER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
THE COUNT overpowered DROKK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
HARI-KARI narrowly defeated QUEEN in a exciting 3 minute gory Title bout.
MISS ZING handily defeated MAYLA TYL CRENA in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
DISCO QUEEN vanquished TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MORTIFICATION was viciously subdued by METRON in a action packed 4 minute bloody duel.
LONDON QUIREBOY overpowered CANNIBAL CORPSE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
CLEVER was vanquished by RETROVIRUS in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided match.
GHOST DANCER was overpowered by BALDASSARE in a 1 minute uneven match.
PUNGENT STENCH beat KRONOS GRIMHOLT in a action packed 5 minute gory duel.
THELONIUS handily defeated AMELIA in a action packed 1 minute brutal mismatched bout.
CANNONBALL was overpowered by CLOTTO in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS was overcome by KROGH in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
VAN CLEVE was overpowered by LAR'EH WALKER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SCOUNDREL was viciously subdued by BATWAMBA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
G W BUSH defeated FROSTY in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
LORD FOUL demolished R.O.U.S. in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided struggle.
SKI MASK was demolished by TEMPTRESS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 7 - 0 71 |
|WALL OF STEEL 11 PARRY-LUNGE 21 - 10 - 0 68 |
|AIMED BLOW 10 AIMED BLOW 43 - 34 - 0 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 STRIKING ATTACK 27 - 23 - 0 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 39 - 39 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 10 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 WALL OF STEEL 28 - 38 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 22 - 31 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 19 - 1 41 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 11 - 0 35 |
Turn 266 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 7 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 5 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 5 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 7 - 4 1 PARRY-STRIKE
AIMED BLOW 6 - 4 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 62 11 0 293 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
PARRY-STRIKE DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 79 29 2 309 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
WALL OF STEEL PERSEUS 72-1612 62 42 1 242 DEADLY RAGE II (1214)
STRIKING ATTACK 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 46 56 3 235 GWAR (1213)
PARRY-LUNGE MISS ZING 8-824 82 55 3 229 LADIES IN WAITING (444)
TOTAL PARRY RETROVIRUS 70-6086 54 37 0 221 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)
LUNGING ATTACK ACE FREHLEY 47-3669 23 14 0 219 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
SLASHING ATTACK SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 46 28 1 218 HANGOVERS (955)
PARRY-RIPOSTE PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 42 40 1 200 FEAR FACTORY (1211)
BASHING ATTACK CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 33 41 4 183 FEAR FACTORY (1211)
The overall popularity leader is DISCO QUEEN 47-1992. The most popular warrior this
turn was BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614. The ten other most popular fighters were BULL
DURHAM 5-4324, KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011, GITCHIGOOMIE 21-7251, FRASIER 47-6224, PERSEUS
72-1612, PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458, HUNTSMAN 7-5837, MISS ZING 8-824, METRON 72-3686,
and FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125.
The least popular fighter this week was SKI MASK 58-5869. The other ten least
popular fighters were CANNONBALL 72-5313, AMELIA 28-3417, GHOST DANCER 28-3365, TAMMY
FAYE 39-3520, DROKK 31-4014, KING MIDAS 59-2770, KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129, FROSTY 47-7332,
VAN CLEVE 34-2628, and CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 JURINE(61) 2 4 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 SENTERN(70) 2 1 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 3 2 0
RIZTAB(12) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 5 2 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 2 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 2 0
SUNSET(21) 2 2 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 1 2 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 2 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 2 0 ILLIS(59) 4 2 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 46 26 1 203 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011 30 21 1 198 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
MISS ZING 8-824 82 55 3 229 LADIES IN WAITING (444) ARKERS
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 38 22 1 176 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
LOSING IS FUN 12-6330 24 17 1 59 WHO DA MAN? (1200) RIZTAB
R BAGGIO 17-4867 19 8 1 117 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
THELONIUS 21-6631 42 35 2 208 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
AMELIA 28-3417 49 52 1 186 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
ONUPHRE 31-3385 36 46 1 180 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633) CHIMLEVTAL
VAN CLEVE 34-2628 22 20 3 124 WHO CARES? (421) MONUNTIAL
GURU GNU 38-4784 22 13 0 194 HILLTOP GURUS (1282) CLIFFHOME
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 33 51 0 189 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
DORSAL FINN 42-1662 12 8 1 132 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 79 29 2 309 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
TRASH CAN 50-3403 26 12 4 196 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902 45 23 1 218 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
GLACIER 58-5887 39 49 0 73 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 46 28 1 218 HANGOVERS (955) ILLIS
LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825 17 8 1 146 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 50 36 1 210 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 46 56 3 235 GWAR (1213) SENTERN
PERSEUS 72-1612 62 42 1 242 DEADLY RAGE II (1214) DRAGONHEAD
HARI-KARI 73-3049 62 11 0 293 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 52 57 2 192 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH
BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 49 35 0 237 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
QUEEN 82--32229 30 20 0 210 DARK TOADS 05Q (1311) DWES EG
SCOUNDREL 84-7048 7 3 1 30 PROBLEM CAUSERS (1368) BLACKSTONE