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Date : 11/26/2013 Duedate: 12/23/2013
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 268
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 HANGOVERS 59/955 2733 1322 33 67.4 5 TALL TALES 59/1335 27 31 1 46.6
REAL BEER 21/859 6 GWAR 70/1213 78 92 2 45.9
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 GWAR 77/1215
OPEN SESAME 50/668 D.R.I. 21/1209
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108 WHO DA MAN? 12/1200
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 FEAR FACTORY 61/1211
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 FEAR FACTORY 78/1216
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 DEADLY RAGE II 72/1214
ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826 FEAR FACTORY IV 70/1212
LADIES IN WAITING 8/444 FEAR FACTORY III 82/1217
INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745 7 VIKINGS 10/1208 216 273 2 44.2
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343 SENTINELS 7/1202
2 BULLDOGS 11/174 457 228 1 66.7 HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282
SMITHSONIAN 8/250 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311 8 WITLESS WON 39/1052 137 181 0 43.1
PROBLEM CAUSERS 84/1368 9 LUROCIAN DE 47/1364 4 6 1 40.0
DARK TOADS JAN26 82/1377 10 CHEERS 47/1375 3 5 0 37.5
3-FAST FOOD 47/1355 140 123 0 53.2 11 DODGE BULLET 28/867 537 985 5 35.3
RANDOM BLADES 50/550 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
4 WHO CARES? 34/421 82 93 0 46.9 12 BLOODGUARD 59/1341 8 15 0 34.8
INFINITE ZEROES 44/336 13 X-POSSE 72/1093 37 73 3 33.6
SPACE ACTION 99 72/758 NIGHTHAWKS 71/1153
WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/633 TWISTED SISTERS 72/1201
WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! 31/874
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 365): KOROSHIYA ICHI of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 363): GROM HELLSCREAM of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 340): THE JANITOR of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 335): DING DONG of LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 322): THE BEATLES of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 315): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 300): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 293): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 269): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 270): EDMONDS of GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 85): OUT FOR A DUCK of BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 266): HARI-KARI of WHAT A WAY TO GO! II (Crip, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 367): THE BROKEN CLAN (?, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 365): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 363): THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 318): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 340): AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 335): BAAL'S MINIONS (Var, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 322): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 315): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 300): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 293): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 269): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 268): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 270): GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 85): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 266): HANGOVERS et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
(turn 367): XARGOTH of THE BRETHREN (Godric Magnesson, mgr.)
ELDARRAN of THE BRETHREN (Godric Magnesson, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 363): GROM HELLSCREAM of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
(turn 362): GENERAL PURPOSE of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 340): THE JANITOR of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
A TALENT SCOUT of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
(turn 339): AURORA MARIE of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 334): PAUL of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 315): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
(turn 314): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 270): CARPENTER of GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 84): STEEL MUSE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Nomad, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
Well this turn should have happened after the ADM split, so I suspect
stablemates Slippery Nipple and Miss Zing have gone off to retirement in Primus, but
Crip's Crap should also get supplemented by the transfer of Pires and Porky Pig from
Home Guard (Okay, I think only Pires will get to see active duty here before May
2014).
I would like to thank Mortification for the minor improvement to my overall
record. Also of note were the impressive wins by Riddler (taking out Recognition
Leader Disco Queen) and Pungent Stench jumping into the #1 Contender spot by killing
Bull Durham.
Hopefully I'll be able to add a few more comments next turn.
Hari-Kari
Way To Go!
Tower Guardian of Crysalis
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
It's winter. Okay, no snow on the ground yet, what we got last week melted, but
when the HIGH temperature is below freezing, it's winter. I was hoping somebody'd
figured out how to avoid that.
So, on to the fights. Thirty-three fights, seventeen challenges, is this great,
or what? Three standbys.
Significant point movements: Temptress, up fifty. Not doing things small, the
Temptress. Nine Inch Nail, down thirty-nine. Different fights.
Most avoided, Fear Factory. Avoiding them the most, Sentinels. If the clerks
can be believed. Most challenged, Pungent Stench.
Zontani Shapr Eyes claims that Death is a warrior's foremost adviser. But what
does he know, eh? HE claims to hear spires calling to him. Anybody ever hear a
spire call out?
YOSEMITE (8-5231) (19-0-0,57) of SMITHSONIAN fought KAT (71-3531) (18-36-2,32)
of NIGHTHAWKS. YOSEMITE was savagely defeated by KAT in an exciting 4 minute
gruesome conflict. Not to sound hostile, Yosemite, but it's good you got this loss.
Every warrior should have one, even if not advised by Death.
ZIGGY WOLFSBANE (21-6432) (24-18-0,80) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought SQUA TRONT (31-
3926) (15-6-0,51) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U!. ZIGGY WOLFSBANE handily defeated SQUA
TRONT in a 1 minute one-sided fight. One-sided, indeed!
SKI MASK (58-5869) (64-105-1,71) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought TEMPTRESS (47-6671)
(14-11-0,41) of LUROCIAN DEVILS. SKI MASK was murdered by TEMPTRESS in a 1 minute
one-sided struggle. I can sympathize with Temptress, the Duck is annoying. It was
for this that she got fifty points.
GLACIER (58-5887) (40-49-0,86) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought CROUCHING HAMSTER
(21-6184) (27-28-1,53) of D.R.I.. GLACIER was vanquished by CROUCHING HAMSTER in an
exciting 1 minute mismatched fight. That's got to be a tad embarrassing for the icy
one.
G W BUSH (59-2764) (26-22-1,75) of TALL TALES fought GOOGAM (31-3977) (21-12-
1,58) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U!. G W BUSH was overpowered by GOOGAM in a crowd pleasing
1 minute one-sided fray. Good upset, Googam.
UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (27-21-1,79) of TALL TALES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER
(106-1) (0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes. UNCLE FESTER overpowered ALASTARIAN
DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout. I should hope so!
KING MIDAS (59-2770) (24-18-1,63) of TALL TALES fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (106-3)
(0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes. KING MIDAS was overpowered by RIRORNI SOLDIER in
a popular 1 minute one-sided match. Ah, yes, that's Midas of the leaden touch?
NINE INCH NAIL (61-2273) (39-38-4,180) of FEAR FACTORY fought THE COUNT (50-
1860) (22-13-0,106) of OPEN SESAME. NINE INCH NAIL was savagely defeated by THE
COUNT in an action packed 2 minute fight. And thus Nine's drop of thirty-nine
points.
HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (48-35-0,186) of SENTINELS fought REAGANOMICS (21-6182) (27-
15-1,155) of D.R.I.. HUNTSMAN slimly won victory over REAGANOMICS in an exciting 3
minute duel. Only a "slim" victory? Better brush up your skills, Huntsman.
CANNONBALL (72-5313) (33-43-2,194) of X-POSSE fought BALDASSARE (7-6003) (35-34-
0,171) of SENTINELS. CANNONBALL was beaten by BALDASSARE in an exciting 3 minute
fray. It isn't everyone who can parry a cannonball.
KRONOS GRIMHOLT (7-6011) (30-22-1,197) of SENTINELS fought RETROVIRUS (70-6086)
(54-38-0,201) of FEAR FACTORY IV. KRONOS GRIMHOLT was viciously subdued by
RETROVIRUS in an action packed 2 minute bout. Reason enough, I suspect, for the
Sentinel to avoid Fear Factory.
MARILYN MANSON (61-1993) (41-33-2,182) of FEAR FACTORY fought HAGAR BLUETOOTH
(10-5850) (38-23-1,178) of VIKINGS. MARILYN MANSON viciously subdued HAGAR BLUETOOTH
in a popular 8 minute brutal fight. Eight minutes? In weather like this?
DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (79-30-2,202) of ROYAL FLUSH fought COERCE (78-1577) (34-
30-1,202) of FEAR FACTORY. DISCO QUEEN savagely defeated COERCE in an exciting 8
minute gory duel. It's the flashing lights. They'll do it every time. Or most
times.
RIDDLER (61-1856) (78-61-1,235) of FEAR FACTORY fought AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424)
(35-20-0,204) of ROYAL FLUSH. RIDDLER was viciously subdued by AFRICAN QUEEN in an
exciting 3 minute gory bout. She knew the answer.
MAYLA TYL CRENA (82-7113) (38-33-0,211) of FEAR FACTORY III fought RIRORNI COOK
(106-24) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. MAYLA TYL CRENA savagely defeated
RIRORNI COOK in an action packed 4 minute fray. GOOD work, Mayla. That cook was
incompetent.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON (81-614) (50-35-0,255) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought PERSEUS (72-
1612) (62-43-1,200) of DEADLY RAGE II. BALLIOL BLACKMOON was overpowered by PERSEUS
in an exciting 2 minute uneven fight. Did he use the Gorgon's head, Balliol?
Ah, the challenges:
GREEN KING (21-5183) (9-2-0,64) of REAL BEER challenged LORD FOUL (59-1395) (22-
28-1,64) of BLOODGUARD. Straight across. GREEN KING overpowered LORD FOUL in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge conflict. Good beer.
CARLA (47-6225) (19-18-1,63) of CHEERS challenged GITCHIGOOMIE (21-7251) (17-14-
0,84) of NOMADIC TRIBE. Up 21. CARLA was savagely defeated by GITCHIGOOMIE in an
exciting 4 minute Challenge bout. First time I've seen tickling claimed as a tactic.
BATWAMBA (21-7118) (23-36-0,54) of NOMADIC TRIBE challenged MAD COW DISEASE (11-
7493) (16-3-1,67) of BULLDOGS. Up 13. BATWAMBA was devastated by MAD COW DISEASE in
a 4 minute one-sided Challenge fight. It's a bad mad cow.
DOUBLE TROUBLE (82-40795) (15-4-1,100) of DARK TOADS JAN26 challenged GHOST
DANCER (28-3365) (53-66-0,143) of DODGE BULLETS. Up 43. DOUBLE TROUBLE handily
defeated GHOST DANCER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout. Definitely, Ghost
should look at retirement.
FRASIER (47-6224) (21-17-0,100) of CHEERS challenged YOUNG JOAN (28-3534) (48-
79-1,147) of DODGE BULLETS. Up 47. FRASIER won victory over YOUNG JOAN in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute Challenge bout. And Joan, too.
R BAGGIO (17-4867) (19-9-1,131) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL challenged MUDVAYNE (61-
3039) (29-26-0,145) of FEAR FACTORY. Up 14. R BAGGIO was narrowly defeated by
MUDVAYNE in a 4 minute Challenge conflict. I thought it was Casey who did poorly at
Mudvayne? Or was that Mudville?
LAR'EH WALKER (60-5825) (18-8-1,168) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH challenged FLATTUS
MAXIMUS (77-2125) (53-58-2,171) of GWAR. Up 3. LAR'EH WALKER subdued FLATTUS
MAXIMUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match. Flattened him to the max.
DORSAL FINN (42-1662) (13-8-1,162) of NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC challenged AMELIA (28-
3417) (49-53-1,173) of DODGE BULLETS. Up 11. DORSAL FINN savagely defeated AMELIA
in a 2 minute Challenge competition. Ah, well. Maybe all these people should
retire, bring in a whole new crew.
GURU GNU (38-4784) (22-14-0,185) of HILLTOP GURUS challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-
3520) (33-52-0,185) of WITLESS WONDERS. Straight across. GURU GNU was beaten by
TAMMY FAYE in an exciting 1 minute Challenge fight. But perhaps tammy had some words
of wisdom for the Gnu?
TRASH CAN (50-3403) (27-12-4,210) of OPEN SESAME challenged MOUCHAM (44-2341)
(49-59-0,210) of INFINITE ZEROES. Straight across. TRASH CAN vanquished MOUCHAM in
an exciting 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight. Scary trash can! It seems to suck
everything in.
ROTTEN LIVER (52-2902) (45-24-1,191) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged PROPANE TORCH
(61-2524) (42-41-1,192) of FEAR FACTORY. Up 1. ROTTEN LIVER viciously subdued
PROPANE TORCH in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel. Try adding onions next time,
Propane.
THELONIUS (21-6631) (42-36-2,209) of NOMADIC TRIBE challenged ACE FREHLEY (47-
3669) (24-14-0,225) of ROYAL FLUSH. Up 16. THELONIUS was handily defeated by ACE
FREHLEY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. They don't call him "Ace" for nothing.
BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (46-27-1,202) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged MORTIFICATION
(61-2333) (54-49-4,203) of FEAR FACTORY. Up 1. BULL DURHAM vanquished MORTIFICATION
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Yes... that's what I'd expect of a bull.
No mortification.
KNUCKLE JAW (77-2129) (52-58-2,187) of GWAR challenged LONDON QUIREBOY (59-2513)
(44-22-1,192) of CHAPEL ROCK. Up 5. KNUCKLE JAW was defeated by LONDON QUIREBOY in
a 4 minute Challenge match. Make that Glass Jaw.
THE LION KING (47-6360) (33-12-0,211) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged 3 FISTED RAT BOY
(70-6130) (47-56-3,257) of GWAR. Up lots. Make that... 46. THE LION KING was
overpowered by 3 FISTED RAT BOY in a 3 minute Challenge duel. Even a king can't meet
THREE fists.
KIMO (70-6089) (43-48-4,211) of FEAR FACTORY IV challenged WHACKING WILLOW (52-
3167) (68-26-1,217) of FLOWER GIRLS. Up 6. KIMO was vanquished by WHACKING WILLOW
in an exciting 3 minute uneven Challenge battle. And Kimo was roundly whacked.
For the title:
HARI-KARI (73-3049) (63-11-0,308) of WAY TO GO! II challenged PUNGENT STENCH
(61-2458) (51-36-2,286) of FEAR FACTORY. Down 22. Not a bad challenge, coming from
the top. HARI-KARI was bested by PUNGENT STENCH in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
And our congratulations to Pungent Stench.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 52 36 2 320 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 48 56 3 281 GWAR (1213) SENTERN
ACE FREHLEY 47-3669 25 14 241 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 69 26 1 230 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
TRASH CAN 50-3403 28 12 4 223 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 36 20 221 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
PERSEUS 72-1612 63 43 1 219 DEADLY RAGE II (1214) DRAGONHEAD
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 47 27 1 216 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 39 33 214 FEAR FACTORY III (1217) DWES EG
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 80 30 2 212 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 55 38 212 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212) SENTERN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COERCE 78-1577 34 31 1 210 FEAR FACTORY (1216) LIN TIRIAN
KIMO 70-6089 43 49 4 204 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212) SENTERN
HARI-KARI 73-3049 63 12 202 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902 46 24 1 201 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
RIDDLER 61-1856 78 62 1 200 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 45 22 1 199 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011 30 23 1 198 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
MARILYN MANSON 61-1993 42 33 2 197 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 50 36 196 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
MORTIFICATION 61-2333 54 50 4 195 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
MOUCHAM 44-2341 49 60 195 INFINITE ZEROES (336) KRILL
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 42 42 1 195 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 34 52 194 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
THELONIUS 21-6631 42 37 2 193 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 52 59 2 192 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 49 35 192 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
THE LION KING 47-6360 33 13 191 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BALDASSARE 7-6003 36 34 189 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-CLEVER 50-2192 56 37 2 185 RANDOM BLADES (550) SNOWBOUND
CANNONBALL 72-5313 33 44 2 181 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
GURU GNU 38-4784 22 15 181 HILLTOP GURUS (1282) CLIFFHOME
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 38 24 1 179 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825 19 8 1 176 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
DORSAL FINN 42-1662 14 8 1 176 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 53 59 2 167 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH
AMELIA 28-3417 49 54 1 165 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 27 16 1 163 D.R.I. (1209) SUNSET
MUDVAYNE 61-3039 30 26 154 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
THE COUNT 50-1860 23 13 152 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273 39 39 4 141 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
-KROGH 31-3841 28 16 1 140 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633) CHIMLEVTAL
R BAGGIO 17-4867 19 10 1 134 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOUBLE TROUBLE 82-40795 16 4 1 133 DARK TOADS JAN26 (1377) DWES EG
FRASIER 47-6224 22 17 132 CHEERS (1375) NORTH FORK
-VAN CLEVE 34-2628 22 20 3 124 WHO CARES? (421) MONUNTIAL
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 48 80 1 122 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
GHOST DANCER 28-3365 53 67 114 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TEMPTRESS 47-6671 15 11 1 91 LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364) NORTH FORK
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZIGGY WOLFSBANE 21-6432 25 18 88 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
GITCHIGOOMIE 21-7251 18 14 88 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184 28 28 1 81 D.R.I. (1209) SUNSET
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 28 21 1 81 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
GOOGAM 31-3977 22 12 1 80 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633) CHIMLEVTAL
MAD COW DISEASE 11-7493 17 3 1 75 BULLDOGS (174) ARUAK CITY
GREEN KING 21-5183 10 2 75 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
-ELDARRAN 8-5402 19 12 2 71 THE BRETHREN (1380) ARKERS
-XARGOTH 8-5405 19 13 70 THE BRETHREN (1380) ARKERS
CARLA 47-6225 19 19 1 65 CHEERS (1375) NORTH FORK
KAT 71-3531 19 36 2 63 NIGHTHAWKS (1153) KYR'TERR
G W BUSH 59-2764 26 23 1 60 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
GLACIER 58-5887 40 50 59 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
-PETULANT PANSY 52-4234 18 3 1 58 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
LORD FOUL 59-1395 22 29 1 56 BLOODGUARD (1341) ILLIS
-PAUL 47-6861 15 6 2 53 CHEERS (1375) NORTH FORK
BATWAMBA 21-7118 23 37 51 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
SQUA TRONT 31-3926 15 7 50 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633) CHIMLEVTAL
SKI MASK 58-5869 64 106 1 47 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
-MINDQUAKE 72-5861 19 14 46 TWISTED SISTERS (1201) DRAGONHEAD
-FROSTY 47-7332 16 8 41 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
YOSEMITE 8-5231 19 1 39 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS
KING MIDAS 59-2770 24 19 1 36 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-SCOUNDREL 84-7048 7 3 1 30 PROBLEM CAUSERS (1368) BLACKSTONE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
SKI MASK 58-5869 64 106 1 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 843 TEMPTRESS 47-6671 268
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Miss Zing -- You must have been in a hurry to get out of here. I didn't even have a
chance to lift my Halberd off the ground. -- Cannibal Corpse
Why was it on the ground? What good does it do there?
Ski Mask -- Whoever gave me this name is a liar! -- Losing is Fun
Green King -- Do you always go around hitting people with sticks? -- Kjarran's Hammer
Balliol Blackmoon -- How does a dagger break a morning star? I'm crying foul! My
manager shouldn't have bought those weapons from that ogre in the back alley. --
Perseus
Perseus -- How was I suppose to know that a guy with a name of Grunk Backstabber is
untrustworthy!!!! He seemed legit. -- Var
Kronos Grmholt -- So you're the lucky one that got their challenge through. Why does
everyone want to fight poor old me? -- Mayla Tyl Crena
Mayla -- You're a PS AND you are from Lirth Kai. That makes you an easy target.
He'll I'd challenge you if I could find a decent weapon. -- Var
Krogh -- You got flattened to the max! Pretty witty, eh? -- Flattus Maximus
Rotten Liver -- I must be making the rounds through your manager's lunger ranks. -- 3
Fisted Rat Boy
Bull Durham -- You died on the way to the healers? They must have had a hard time
rounding people up to carry your big butt there. -- Pungent Stench
Retrovirus -- Thanks for the farewell party. -- Slippery Nipple
3 Fisted Rat Boy -- Again, distracted by the extra fist. Is that an unwanted birth
defect? -- Rotten Liver
Pungent Stench -- Can you say bad challenge? The boss has also never seen a 25 Will
warrior die in the infirmary before. -- Bull Durham
Your insurance against infirmary deaths had expired.
Propane Torch -- Hah! I put a lid on it! -- Trash Can
Gitchigoomie -- I gotchyergoomie. -- The Count
Cannibal Corpse -- I guess that explains why you couldn't have me over for dinner. --
Miss Zing
Riddler -- What a slugfest. Once again, you prove your worthiness on the sands. --
Disco Queen
Nine Inch Nail -- You, sir, on the other hand, seem to have a long way to go to be
compared to the likes of Perseus and Riddler. -- The Lion King
Metron -- Congrats on your first in a while. I guess eventually the MUGS have to
shine on you. -- London Quireboy
Ghost Dancer -- Sounds like you show off your belly, while I expose my back! --
Dorsal FInn
Young Joan -- Young? Where does this young come from? Or is it Young as in Neil
Young? -- Lar'Eh Walker
Marilyn Manson -- Okay, never a fan of yours, and even less so now. -- R Baggio
Kjarran's Hammer -- Thanks for the welcome to Crysalis. -- Green King
Ski Mask -- Six Feet of Water? Easy, let me count the feet! One Foot, Two Feet,
Hey those are yours, let me cut them off, Three Feet, Four Feet, Five Feet, Six
Feet... Six Feet of Water.... Bwa Haa Haa Haa! -- The Count
Dorsal Finn -- Not knowing your age, I can't answer that one. -- Joan
Onuphre -- Ouch and owie back at you. No chance of me retiring, my record isn't bad
enough yet. -- Amelia
Dorsal Finn -- You fins like the cold weather, don't you? Or at least you're used to
it. I do NOT like freezing. Hard to dance on frozen toes. -- Ghost Dancer
Lar'eh Walker -- Ungrateful? No... but maybe you'll be successful, where I was not,
in convincing Jorja that it's time and past time for me to retire. -- Joan
Lord Foul -- You should not have stood in front of me. We glaciers CAN stop, but not
easily or quickly, and we can't turn aside at all. -- Glacier
Losing Is Fun -- A good philosophy for a mammal. *I* find winning fun. -- Ski Mask,
Founder and President of Ducks with Swords
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HARI-KARI was bested by PUNGENT STENCH in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
KIMO was vanquished by WHACKING WILLOW in a exciting 3 minute uneven Challenge battle.
THE LION KING was overpowered by 3 FISTED RAT BOY in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
KNUCKLE JAW was defeated by LONDON QUIREBOY in a 4 minute Challenge match.
BULL DURHAM vanquished MORTIFICATION in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
THELONIUS was handily defeated by ACE FREHLEY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ROTTEN LIVER viciously subdued PROPANE TORCH in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel.
TRASH CAN vanquished MOUCHAM in a exciting 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GURU GNU was beaten by TAMMY FAYE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
DORSAL FINN savagely defeated AMELIA in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
LAR'EH WALKER subdued FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
R BAGGIO was narrowly defeated by MUDVAYNE in a 4 minute Challenge conflict.
FRASIER won victory over YOUNG JOAN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge bout.
DOUBLE TROUBLE handily defeated GHOST DANCER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
BATWAMBA was devastated by MAD COW DISEASE in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CARLA was savagely defeated by GITCHIGOOMIE in a exciting 4 minute Challenge bout.
GREEN KING overpowered LORD FOUL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON was overpowered by PERSEUS in a exciting 2 minute uneven fight.
MAYLA TYL CRENA savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in a action packed 4 minute fray.
RIDDLER was viciously subdued by AFRICAN QUEEN in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
DISCO QUEEN savagely defeated COERCE in a exciting 8 minute gory duel.
MARILYN MANSON viciously subdued HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a popular 8 minute brutal fight.
KRONOS GRIMHOLT was viciously subdued by RETROVIRUS in a action packed 2 minute bout.
CANNONBALL was beaten by BALDASSARE in a exciting 3 minute fray.
HUNTSMAN slimly won victory over REAGANOMICS in a exciting 3 minute duel.
NINE INCH NAIL was savagely defeated by THE COUNT in a action packed 2 minute fight.
KING MIDAS was overpowered by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
UNCLE FESTER overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
G W BUSH was overpowered by GOOGAM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
GLACIER was vanquished by CROUCHING HAMSTER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
SKI MASK was murdered by TEMPTRESS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ZIGGY WOLFSBANE handily defeated SQUA TRONT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
YOSEMITE was savagely defeated by KAT in a exciting 4 minute gruesome conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 8 - 1 68 |
|WALL OF STEEL 10 PARRY-LUNGE 18 - 11 - 0 62 |
|AIMED BLOW 8 AIMED BLOW 46 - 35 - 1 57 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 7 PARRY-STRIKE 17 - 13 - 0 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 50 - 40 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 STRIKING ATTACK 29 - 28 - 0 51 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 WALL OF STEEL 35 - 43 - 0 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 19 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 21 - 32 - 0 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 18 - 0 28 |
Turn 268 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 6 4 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 2 AIMED BLOW 3 - 5 3 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 4 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 PARRY-STRIKE
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 4 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 52 36 2 320 FEAR FACTORY (1211)
STRIKING ATTACK 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 48 56 3 281 GWAR (1213)
LUNGING ATTACK ACE FREHLEY 47-3669 25 14 0 241 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
WALL OF STEEL PERSEUS 72-1612 63 43 1 219 DEADLY RAGE II (1214)
PARRY-STRIKE MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 39 33 0 214 FEAR FACTORY III (1217)
SLASHING ATTACK KIMO 70-6089 43 49 4 204 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 63 12 0 202 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
PARRY-LUNGE MOUCHAM 44-2341 49 60 0 195 INFINITE ZEROES (336)
PARRY-RIPOSTE PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 42 42 1 195 FEAR FACTORY (1211)
BASHING ATTACK FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 53 59 2 167 GWAR (1215)
The overall popularity leader is DISCO QUEEN 47-1992. The most popular warrior this
turn was AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424. The ten other most popular fighters were KIMO
70-6089, ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902, DISCO QUEEN 47-1992, HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850, KNUCKLE
JAW 77-2129, MARILYN MANSON 61-1993, YOUNG JOAN 28-3534, 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130,
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513, and MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113.
The least popular fighter this week was SKI MASK 58-5869. The other ten least
popular fighters were LORD FOUL 59-1395, SQUA TRONT 31-3926, TEMPTRESS 47-6671,
GLACIER 58-5887, KING MIDAS 59-2770, NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273, BATWAMBA 21-7118, GHOST
DANCER 28-3365, THELONIUS 21-6631, and MORTIFICATION 61-2333.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 3 4 0
BONSUR(7) 2 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 SENTERN(70) 2 1 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 KRILL(44) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 5 2 1 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 2 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 2 0 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 2 0
SUNSET(21) 4 3 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 0 2 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 1 0
MORYA(28) 0 3 0 ILLIS(59) 2 3 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 1 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 2 0 0
CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 47 27 1 216 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011 30 23 1 198 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
YOSEMITE 8-5231 19 1 0 39 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 38 24 1 179 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
MAD COW DISEASE 11-7493 17 3 1 75 BULLDOGS (174) ARUAK CITY
R BAGGIO 17-4867 19 10 1 134 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
THELONIUS 21-6631 42 37 2 193 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
AMELIA 28-3417 49 54 1 165 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
GOOGAM 31-3977 22 12 1 80 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633) CHIMLEVTAL
GURU GNU 38-4784 22 15 0 181 HILLTOP GURUS (1282) CLIFFHOME
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 34 52 0 194 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
DORSAL FINN 42-1662 14 8 1 176 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
MOUCHAM 44-2341 49 60 0 195 INFINITE ZEROES (336) KRILL
ACE FREHLEY 47-3669 25 14 0 241 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
TRASH CAN 50-3403 28 12 4 223 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 69 26 1 230 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
GLACIER 58-5887 40 50 0 59 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 45 22 1 199 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825 19 8 1 176 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 52 36 2 320 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 48 56 3 281 GWAR (1213) SENTERN
KAT 71-3531 19 36 2 63 NIGHTHAWKS (1153) KYR'TERR
PERSEUS 72-1612 63 43 1 219 DEADLY RAGE II (1214) DRAGONHEAD
HARI-KARI 73-3049 63 12 0 202 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 52 59 2 192 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH
COERCE 78-1577 34 31 1 210 FEAR FACTORY (1216) LIN TIRIAN
BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 50 36 0 196 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 39 33 0 214 FEAR FACTORY III (1217) DWES EG
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
There was a line outside the Gladiatorial Commission's registry office. There
often was, but surely not now? Alarond the Scribe, who had drawn office duty today,
frowned at them.
A stocky, fit, moderately handsome gladiator stepped up to the counter. "I want a
name-change," he said. "How can I do my best known as," he shuddered, "'Dangling
Eyeball'? My name is Joe, and I want to use it."
A small and very shapely woman stepped up beside him. "And I am really tired of
being known as 'DA Bait'." She smiled, causing Alarond to sway where he stood. "I'd
like to be known as... Aphrodite, I think."
The others crowded forward, each advancing a claim, the babble of voice rising to
a roar, the crowd beginning to look like a mob--and every member of it armed and
dangerous.
Alarond raised his hands to quiet them, without much success. He raised his
voice, too. "We'll do it! A Name-Change-O-Rama, as soon as we can get the paperwork
lined up! Two or three months, maybe--"
The gladiators howled in protest at the delay.
"No, listen! The files here are HUGE, it will take time to get everything
straight. You've got to be patient. It WILL happen!"
* * * * *
Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of January. If
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI