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Date   : 12/24/2013    Duedate: 01/20/2014

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 269

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 FEVER PITCH 39/1394   32   10   0 76.2      INFINITE ZEROES 44/336
  2 HANGOVERS 59/955    2741 1329  33 67.3      SPACE ACTION 99 72/758
    REAL BEER 21/859                            WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/633
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                         8 GWAR 70/1213          85  102   2 45.5
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                          GWAR 77/1215
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                         D.R.I. 21/1209
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         WHO DA MAN? 12/1200
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         FEAR FACTORY 61/1211
    GASHOUSE GANG 73/1391                       FEAR FACTORY 78/1216
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       DEADLY RAGE II 72/1214
    ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826                     FEAR FACTORY IV 70/1212
    LADIES IN WAITING 8/444                     FEAR FACTORY III 82/1217
    IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883                9 LUROCIAN DE 47/1364    5    6   1 45.5
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745               10 VIKINGS 10/1208      223  276   2 44.7
    NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343                 SENTINELS 7/1202
  3 BULLDOGS 11/174      458  229   1 66.7      HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282
    SMITHSONIAN 8/250                           NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
    ATTRIBUTES 82/1390                          DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                      11 WITLESS WON 39/1052  137  182   0 42.9
    DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311                   12 DODGE BULLET 28/867  539  988   5 35.3
    PROBLEM CAUSERS 84/1368                     CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
    DARK TOADS JAN26 82/1377                 13 BLOODGUARD 59/1341     8   16   0 33.3
  4 FAST FOOD 47/1355    141  123   0 53.4   14 X-POSSE 72/1093       37   75   3 33.0
  5 CHEERS 47/1375         5    5   0 50.0      NIGHTHAWKS 71/1153
  6 TALL TALES 59/1335    29   32   1 47.5      TWISTED SISTERS 72/1201
  7 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1393   83   95   0 46.6   15 KAOS 50/1392           0    2   0  0.0

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 369): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 366): FREDDY FENDER of OTTO'S MECHANICS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 364): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 320): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 341): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 336): JACK B. NIMBLE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 323): QUALITY of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 316): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 300): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 293): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 270): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 271): EDMONDS of GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 86): CUSTODIAN of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 268): PUNGENT STENCH of FEAR FACTORY (Var, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 369): THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 366): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 364): BASH BROS OCEAN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 320): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 341): AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 336): DEAD GAWDS (Death Jester, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 323): MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 316): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 300): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 293): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 270): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 271): GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 86): CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (Var, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 268): HANGOVERS et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 363): GROM HELLSCREAM of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 340): THE JANITOR of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
                               A TALENT SCOUT of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 316): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
                (turn 315): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): RONARDA SOLA of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 270): CARPENTER of GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, the main holiday is past, and it's on with the fights.
     Significant point movements:  Pires, of up 31.  Propane Torch, down 26.  Same
fight.
     Most avoided, Fear Factory.  Most avoiding them, Sentinels.
     Most challenged, 3 Fisted Rat Boy.
     Thirty-three fights, twelve challenges (one of them TV), three standbys.
     Looking good today, Crysalites.  Except for being hung over.

Moving quickly, because we're later than usual, here are the random matches:
     FROSTY (47-7332) (16-8-0,41) of FAST FOOD fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (106-3) (0-0-
0,30) of the College of Mimes.  FROSTY devastated RIRORNI SOLDIER in a crowd pleasing
1 minute one-sided battle.
     LORD FOUL (59-1395) (22-29-1,56) of BLOODGUARD fought GREEN KING (21-5183) (10-
2-0,75) of REAL BEER.  LORD FOUL was demolished by GREEN KING in a popular 1 minute
uneven contest.
     GLOBULIZER (8-3973) (13-3-0,42) of WEIRD ALCHEMY fought GLACIER (58-5887) (40-
50-0,59) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  GLOBULIZER beat GLACIER in a 2 minute fray.
     GOOGAM (31-3977) (22-12-1,80) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! fought G W BUSH (59-2764)
(26-23-1,60) of TALL TALES.  GOOGAM was overpowered by G W BUSH in an exciting 1
minute one-sided fight.
     ZIGGY WOLFSBANE (21-6432) (25-18-0,88) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought KAT (71-3531)
(19-36-2,63) of NIGHTHAWKS.  ZIGGY WOLFSBANE handily defeated KAT in an exciting 3
minute one-sided fight.
     TEMPTRESS (47-6671) (15-11-1,91) of LUROCIAN DEVILS fought UNCLE FESTER (59-
2768) (28-21-1,81) of TALL TALES.  TEMPTRESS overpowered UNCLE FESTER in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided fight.

     R BAGGIO (17-4867) (19-10-1,134) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL fought FRASIER (47-6224)
(22-17-0,132) of CHEERS.  R BAGGIO was overpowered by FRASIER in a 1 minute uneven
competition.
     NINE INCH NAIL (61-2273) (39-39-4,141) of FEAR FACTORY fought GHOST DANCER (28-
3365) (53-67-0,114) of DODGE BULLETS.  NINE INCH NAIL vanquished GHOST DANCER in an
action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
     FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-2125) (53-59-2,167) of GWAR fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-22)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  FLATTUS MAXIMUS was overpowered by THE
BLACKSMITH in an exciting 1 minute uneven match.
     HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (38-24-1,179) of VIKINGS fought YOUNG JOAN (28-3534)
(48-80-1,122) of DODGE BULLETS.  HAGAR BLUETOOTH unbelievably bested YOUNG JOAN in a
2 minute fight.
     KRONOS GRIMHOLT (7-6011) (30-23-1,198) of SENTINELS fought THE COUNT (50-1860)
(23-13-0,152) of OPEN SESAME.  KRONOS GRIMHOLT vanquished THE COUNT in a 1 minute
one-sided match.

     PROPANE TORCH (61-2524) (42-42-1,195) of FEAR FACTORY fought PIRES (7-5665) (22-
7-0,156) of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS.  PROPANE TORCH was devastated by PIRES in a popular
1 minute gory one-sided bout.
     RIDDLER (61-1856) (78-62-1,200) of FEAR FACTORY fought LAR'EH WALKER (60-5825)
(19-8-1,176) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH.  RIDDLER overpowered LAR'EH WALKER in an action
packed 1 minute uneven fray.
     CANNONBALL (72-5313) (33-44-2,181) of X-POSSE fought MORTIFICATION (61-2333)
(54-50-4,195) of FEAR FACTORY.  CANNONBALL was defeated by MORTIFICATION in an
exciting 1 minute duel.
     HARI-KARI (73-3049) (63-12-0,202) of WAY TO GO! II fought KIMO (70-6089) (43-49-
4,204) of FEAR FACTORY IV.  HARI-KARI devastated KIMO in a 2 minute one-sided
contest.
     BALDASSARE (7-6003) (36-34-0,189) of SENTINELS fought DORSAL FINN (42-1662) (14-
8-1,176) of NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC.  BALDASSARE was overpowered by DORSAL FINN in a
popular 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.

     THE LION KING (47-6360) (33-13-0,191) of ROYAL FLUSH fought REAGANOMICS (21-
6182) (27-16-1,163) of D.R.I..  THE LION KING defeated REAGANOMICS in an exciting 3
minute bout.
     AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (36-20-0,221) of ROYAL FLUSH fought BALLIOL BLACKMOON
(81-614) (50-36-0,196) of DRAGONBANE GUILD.  AFRICAN QUEEN was devastated by BALLIOL
BLACKMOON in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
     WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (69-26-1,230) of FLOWER GIRLS fought MARILYN MANSON
(61-1993) (42-33-2,197) of FEAR FACTORY.  WHACKING WILLOW vanquished MARILYN MANSON
in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
     PERSEUS (72-1612) (63-43-1,219) of DEADLY RAGE II fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-22)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  PERSEUS handily defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a
popular 2 minute bloody uneven fight.
     MAYLA TYL CRENA (82-7113) (39-33-0,214) of FEAR FACTORY III fought TRASH CAN
(50-3403) (28-12-4,223) of OPEN SESAME.  MAYLA TYL CRENA slimly won victory over
TRASH CAN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.

The challenges:
     SQUA TRONT (31-3926) (15-7-0,50) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! challenged SKI MASK (58-
5869) (64-106-1,47) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  Down 3.  SQUA TRONT was viciously subdued
by SKI MASK in an exciting 1 minute Challenge contest.  We'll hear from the Duck
about this one.
     CROUCHING HAMSTER (21-6184) (28-28-1,81) of D.R.I. challenged GITCHIGOOMIE (21-
7251) (18-14-0,88) of NOMADIC TRIBE.  Up 7.  CROUCHING HAMSTER was subdued by
GITCHIGOOMIE in a 2 minute Challenge competition.  What we need here is a CHARGING
hamster.
     SCOUNDREL (84-7048) (7-3-1,30) of PROBLEM CAUSERS challenged KING MIDAS (59-
2770) (24-19-1,36) of TALL TALES.  Up 6.  SCOUNDREL was overpowered by KING MIDAS in
a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Midas has things to protect, eh?
     BATWAMBA (21-7118) (23-37-0,51) of NOMADIC TRIBE challenged CARLA (47-6225) (19-
19-1,65) of CHEERS.  Up 14.  BATWAMBA was narrowly defeated by CARLA in an action
packed 5 minute Challenge match.  Carla doesn't like it when men try to put a move on
her.  Or five minutes' worth of moves.
     MUDVAYNE (61-3039) (30-26-0,154) of FEAR FACTORY challenged AMELIA (28-3417)
(49-54-1,165) of DODGE BULLETS.  Up 11.  MUDVAYNE slimly lost to AMELIA in a popular
3 minute Challenge duel.  Oops!  Amelia hasn't done THAT in a while.

     ROTTEN LIVER (52-2902) (46-24-1,201) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged COERCE (78-1577)
(34-31-1,210) of FEAR FACTORY.  Up 9.  ROTTEN LIVER vanquished COERCE in an action
packed 1 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.  Livers will do that, especially after a
holiday.  They rule the next few days.
     HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (49-35-0,192) of SENTINELS challenged LONDON QUIREBOY (59-
2513) (45-22-1,199) of CHAPEL ROCK.  Up 7.  HUNTSMAN was unbelievably bested by
LONDON QUIREBOY in a 3 minute competition.  I have no problem believing this.
     KNUCKLE JAW (77-2129) (52-59-2,192) of GWAR challenged THELONIUS (21-6631) (42-
37-2,193) of NOMADIC TRIBE.  Up 1.  KNUCKLE JAW was vanquished by THELONIUS in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Should that be GLASS Jaw today?
     GURU GNU (38-4784) (22-15-0,181) of HILLTOP GURUS challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-
3520) (34-52-0,194) of WITLESS WONDERS.  Up 13.  GURU GNU overpowered TAMMY FAYE in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge match.  In a battle of wits, you know who has to win.
     DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (80-30-2,212) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged RETROVIRUS (70-
6086) (55-38-0,212) of FEAR FACTORY IV.  Straight across.  DISCO QUEEN viciously
subdued RETROVIRUS in a crowd pleasing 9 minute Challenge brawl.  She blasted the
virus with dazzling beams from her mirrors.

The TV challenge:
     ACE FREHLEY (47-3669) (25-14-0,241) of ROYAL FLUSH TV challenged 3 FISTED RAT
BOY (70-6130) (48-56-3,281) of GWAR.  Up 40.  ACE FREHLEY was bested by 3 FISTED RAT
BOY in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  That Rat Boy is good.

For the title:
     BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (47-27-1,216) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged PUNGENT STENCH
(61-2458) (52-36-2,320) of FEAR FACTORY.  Up 104.  Bold try.  BULL DURHAM was subdued
by PUNGENT STENCH in a 5 minute Challenge Title melee.  A salute to Bull for courage,
and congratulations to Pungent for a victorious defense.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458       53  36  2  338  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130     49  56  3  295  GWAR (1213)                SENTERN
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167      70  26  1  245  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113      40  33     230  FEAR FACTORY III (1217)    DWES EG
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992          81  30  2  229  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 PERSEUS 72-1612              64  43  1  227  DEADLY RAGE II (1214)      DRAGONHEAD
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614     51  36     216  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902         47  24  1  214  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 HARI-KARI 73-3049            64  12     213  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      46  22  1  212  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 RIDDLER 61-1856              79  62  1  211  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086           55  39     210  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
 KIMO 70-6089                 43  50  4  204  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
 THELONIUS 21-6631            43  37  2  204  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324           47  28  1  202  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011       31  23  1  202  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 MARILYN MANSON 61-1993       42  34  2  200  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 TRASH CAN 50-3403            28  13  4  200  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 GURU GNU 38-4784             23  15     199  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              49  36     198  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 THE LION KING 47-6360        34  13     198  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 MORTIFICATION 61-2333        55  50  4  197  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 COERCE 78-1577               34  32  1  196  FEAR FACTORY (1216)        LIN TIRIAN

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ACE FREHLEY 47-3669          25  15     196  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-MOUCHAM 44-2341              49  60     195  INFINITE ZEROES (336)      KRILL
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662          15   8  1  195  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        36  21     192  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 PIRES 7-5665                 23   7     187  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129          52  60  2  184  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      39  24  1  181  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           33  45  2  181  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           34  53     179  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825        19   9  1  176  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            36  35     174  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          27  17  1  173  D.R.I. (1209)              SUNSET
 AMELIA 28-3417               50  54  1  172  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        42  43  1  169  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      53  60  2  161  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH
 THE COUNT 50-1860            23  14     156  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 MUDVAYNE 61-3039             30  27     155  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FRASIER 47-6224              23  17     148  CHEERS (1375)              NORTH FORK
 NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273       40  39  4  145  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
-KROGH 31-3841                28  16  1  140  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633)  CHIMLEVTAL
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534           48  81  1  136  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-DOUBLE TROUBLE 82-40795      16   4  1  133  DARK TOADS JAN26 (1377)    DWES EG
 R BAGGIO 17-4867             19  11  1  125  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365         53  68     112  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-AGORIX 81-1842               28  18  2  104  WARMASTERS (1254)          SHADOWSPIRE
 TEMPTRESS 47-6671            16  11  1  103  LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364)     NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZIGGY WOLFSBANE 21-6432      26  18      95  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 GITCHIGOOMIE 21-7251         19  14      92  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 G W BUSH 59-2764             27  23  1   88  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 GREEN KING 21-5183           11   2      81  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    28  29  1   80  D.R.I. (1209)              SUNSET
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         28  22  1   75  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-MAD COW DISEASE 11-7493      17   3  1   75  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
-ELDARRAN 8-5402              19  12  2   71  THE BRETHREN (1380)        ARKERS
-XARGOTH 8-5405               19  13      70  THE BRETHREN (1380)        ARKERS
 CARLA 47-6225                20  19  1   69  CHEERS (1375)              NORTH FORK
 KAT 71-3531                  19  37  2   62  NIGHTHAWKS (1153)          KYR'TERR
 GOOGAM 31-3977               22  13  1   61  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633)  CHIMLEVTAL
-GROM HELLSCREAM 31-5379      15  14  1   60  THE STORM REAVERS (992)    CHIMLEVTAL
 SKI MASK 58-5869             65 106  1   59  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
-PETULANT PANSY 52-4234       18   3  1   58  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 GLOBULIZER 8-3973            14   3      57  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1393)       ARKERS
-CARPENTER 73-5553            17   2  2   55  GASHOUSE GANG (1391)       ERINIKA
-CONFLICT 52-4274             17   4      55  DRAGONS GUARD II (1313)    FRATSFA
 LORD FOUL 59-1395            22  30  1   53  BLOODGUARD (1341)          ILLIS
-PAUL 47-6861                 15   6  2   53  CHEERS (1375)              NORTH FORK
 BATWAMBA 21-7118             23  38      50  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 GLACIER 58-5887              40  51      49  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 FROSTY 47-7332               17   8      49  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
-LEROY 46-4355                15   1  1   47  FANDILS (220)              ARDIVENT
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           25  19  1   46  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-MINDQUAKE 72-5861            19  14      46  TWISTED SISTERS (1201)     DRAGONHEAD
 SQUA TRONT 31-3926           15   8      43  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633)  CHIMLEVTAL
-YOSEMITE 8-5231              19   1      39  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS
-GRAPHIC VIOLENCE 39-4000     11   4      37  FEVER PITCH (1394)         XOCHITHLAN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCOUNDREL 84-7048             7   4  1   24  PROBLEM CAUSERS (1368)     BLACKSTONE
-DECISIVE 82-19671             4   0      12  ATTRIBUTES (1390)          DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Balliol Blackmoon -- A different result from last time we met. -- Perseus

Rirorni Cook -- Was the Rirorni pastry chef too busy to fight? -- Mayla Tyl Crena

     Too much eggnog.

Disco Queen -- Once my axe broke I couldn't hit ya. -- Coerce

Hagar Bluetooth -- Both our weapons must be junk. -- Marilyn Manson

R Baggio -- Keep your hands to yourself next time. -- Mudvayne

Huntsman -- You didn't even teach me any skills. -- Reaganomics

Glacier -- At least you taught me one skill. -- Crouching Hamster

To much going on, too little time.  We still love everybody!  Have a Merry, Merry
Christmas. -- Consortiumites everywhere

Losing Is Fun -- Of course.  It was bound to have been a mammal.  They're all liars.
That's why you invented politics. -- Ski Mask, Founder and President of Ducks with
Swords

Dorsal Finn -- And in this weather, who'd want to do either? -- Ghost Dancer

Lar'eh Walker -- Jorja never explained that. -- Young Joan

How can I be LEAST POPULAR? -- Ski Mask, Outraged Founder and President of Ducks with
Swords

Dorsal Finn -- At least I don't have to do tourneys. -- Amelia

Frasier -- It's been one of THOSE days all along.  I was expecting this. -- Young
Joan

Double Trouble -- What good does it do me to LOOK at retirement, do you think?  I've
been LOOKING at it for years, but I can't REACH it. -- Ghost Dancer the Frustrated

Crouching Hamster -- Actually, it's just one of those things.  I don't "do"
embarrassment.  An icy calm, that's me. -- Glacier

Temptress -- It's easy to see that the arenamaster, the steward, and the spy reporter
are all human and male!  They all took YOUR side, MOST unfairly. -- Ski Mask, Founder
and President of Ducks with Swords

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ACE FREHLEY was bested by 3 FISTED RAT BOY in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BULL DURHAM was subdued by PUNGENT STENCH in a 5 minute Challenge Title melee.
DISCO QUEEN viciously subdued RETROVIRUS in a crowd pleasing 9 minute Challenge brawl.
GURU GNU overpowered TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KNUCKLE JAW was vanquished by THELONIUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HUNTSMAN was unbelievably bested by LONDON QUIREBOY in a 3 minute competition.
ROTTEN LIVER vanquished COERCE in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
MUDVAYNE slimly lost to AMELIA in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
BATWAMBA was narrowly defeated by CARLA in a action packed 5 minute Challenge match.
SCOUNDREL was overpowered by KING MIDAS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CROUCHING HAMSTER was subdued by GITCHIGOOMIE in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
SQUA TRONT was viciously subdued by SKI MASK in a exciting 1 minute Challenge contest.
MAYLA TYL CRENA slimly won victory over TRASH CAN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
PERSEUS handily defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven fight.
WHACKING WILLOW vanquished MARILYN MANSON in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
AFRICAN QUEEN was devastated by BALLIOL BLACKMOON in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
THE LION KING defeated REAGANOMICS in a exciting 3 minute bout.
BALDASSARE was overpowered by DORSAL FINN in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
HARI-KARI devastated KIMO in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
CANNONBALL was defeated by MORTIFICATION in a exciting 1 minute duel.
RIDDLER overpowered LAR'EH WALKER in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
PROPANE TORCH was devastated by PIRES in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
KRONOS GRIMHOLT vanquished THE COUNT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH unbelievably bested YOUNG JOAN in a 2 minute fight.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS was overpowered by THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
NINE INCH NAIL vanquished GHOST DANCER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
R BAGGIO was overpowered by FRASIER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
TEMPTRESS overpowered UNCLE FESTER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
ZIGGY WOLFSBANE handily defeated KAT in a exciting 3 minute one-sided fight.
GOOGAM was overpowered by G W BUSH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
GLOBULIZER beat GLACIER in a 2 minute fray.
LORD FOUL was demolished by GREEN KING in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
FROSTY devastated RIRORNI SOLDIER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         TOTAL PARRY       17 -   9 -  1      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  11 -  0      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         AIMED BLOW        48 -  33 -  1      59  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         LUNGING ATTACK    54 -  45 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-STRIKE      19 -  17 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         STRIKING ATTACK   30 -  28 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         WALL OF STEEL     42 -  40 -  0      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  20 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  33 -  0      35  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  20 -  0      26  |

Turn 269 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL     10 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  4         3  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     4 - 11         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         6 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458     53  36  2  338 FEAR FACTORY (1211)
STRIKING ATTACK  3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130   49  56  3  295 GWAR (1213)
PARRY-STRIKE     MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113    40  33  0  230 FEAR FACTORY III (1217)
WALL OF STEEL    PERSEUS 72-1612            64  43  1  227 DEADLY RAGE II (1214)
AIMED BLOW       BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614   51  36  0  216 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)
LUNGING ATTACK   ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902       47  24  1  214 OTTO'S PARTS (664)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  KIMO 70-6089               43  50  4  204 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    REAGANOMICS 21-6182        27  17  1  173 D.R.I. (1209)
BASHING ATTACK   FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125    53  60  2  161 GWAR (1215)
PARRY-LUNGE      GITCHIGOOMIE 21-7251       19  14  0   92 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)

The overall popularity leader is DISCO QUEEN 47-1992.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was RETROVIRUS 70-6086.  The ten other most popular fighters were DISCO QUEEN 
47-1992, TRASH CAN 50-3403, HUNTSMAN 7-5837, BULL DURHAM 5-4324, PUNGENT STENCH 
61-2458, MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113, CARLA 47-6225, PERSEUS 72-1612, LONDON QUIREBOY 
59-2513, and MUDVAYNE 61-3039.

The least popular fighter this week was THE COUNT 50-1860.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424, SCOUNDREL 84-7048, LORD FOUL 59-1395, R 
BAGGIO 17-4867, FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125, PROPANE TORCH 61-2524, LAR'EH WALKER 
60-5825, BALDASSARE 7-6003, COERCE 78-1577, and KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  SENTERN(70)          1  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  2 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       6  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          2  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           4  3 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            1  2 0  ILLIS(59)            3  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  2 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  JURINE(61)           4  3 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          47  28  1  202  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011      31  23  1  202  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 GLOBULIZER 8-3973           14   3  0   57  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1393)       ARKERS
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     39  24  1  181  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 R BAGGIO 17-4867            19  11  1  125  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 THELONIUS 21-6631           43  37  2  204  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 AMELIA 28-3417              50  54  1  172  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 GOOGAM 31-3977              22  13  1   61  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633)  CHIMLEVTAL
 GURU GNU 38-4784            23  15  0  199  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          34  53  0  179  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662         15   8  1  195  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         81  30  2  229  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TRASH CAN 50-3403           28  13  4  200  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     70  26  1  245  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 SKI MASK 58-5869            65 106  1   59  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     46  22  1  212  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825       19   9  1  176  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458      53  36  2  338  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130    49  56  3  295  GWAR (1213)                SENTERN
 KAT 71-3531                 19  37  2   62  NIGHTHAWKS (1153)          KYR'TERR
 PERSEUS 72-1612             64  43  1  227  DEADLY RAGE II (1214)      DRAGONHEAD
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           64  12  0  213  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         52  60  2  184  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH
 COERCE 78-1577              34  32  1  196  FEAR FACTORY (1216)        LIN TIRIAN
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614    51  36  0  216  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     40  33  0  230  FEAR FACTORY III (1217)    DWES EG
 SCOUNDREL 84-7048            7   4  1   24  PROBLEM CAUSERS (1368)     BLACKSTONE