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Date : 12/24/2013 Duedate: 01/20/2014
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 269
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 FEVER PITCH 39/1394 32 10 0 76.2 INFINITE ZEROES 44/336
2 HANGOVERS 59/955 2741 1329 33 67.3 SPACE ACTION 99 72/758
REAL BEER 21/859 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/633
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 8 GWAR 70/1213 85 102 2 45.5
OPEN SESAME 50/668 GWAR 77/1215
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108 D.R.I. 21/1209
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 WHO DA MAN? 12/1200
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 FEAR FACTORY 61/1211
GASHOUSE GANG 73/1391 FEAR FACTORY 78/1216
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 DEADLY RAGE II 72/1214
ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826 FEAR FACTORY IV 70/1212
LADIES IN WAITING 8/444 FEAR FACTORY III 82/1217
IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883 9 LUROCIAN DE 47/1364 5 6 1 45.5
INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745 10 VIKINGS 10/1208 223 276 2 44.7
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343 SENTINELS 7/1202
3 BULLDOGS 11/174 458 229 1 66.7 HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282
SMITHSONIAN 8/250 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
ATTRIBUTES 82/1390 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 11 WITLESS WON 39/1052 137 182 0 42.9
DARK TOADS 05Q 82/1311 12 DODGE BULLET 28/867 539 988 5 35.3
PROBLEM CAUSERS 84/1368 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
DARK TOADS JAN26 82/1377 13 BLOODGUARD 59/1341 8 16 0 33.3
4 FAST FOOD 47/1355 141 123 0 53.4 14 X-POSSE 72/1093 37 75 3 33.0
5 CHEERS 47/1375 5 5 0 50.0 NIGHTHAWKS 71/1153
6 TALL TALES 59/1335 29 32 1 47.5 TWISTED SISTERS 72/1201
7 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1393 83 95 0 46.6 15 KAOS 50/1392 0 2 0 0.0
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 369): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 366): FREDDY FENDER of OTTO'S MECHANICS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 364): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 320): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 341): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 336): JACK B. NIMBLE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 323): QUALITY of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 316): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 300): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 293): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 270): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 271): EDMONDS of GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 86): CUSTODIAN of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 268): PUNGENT STENCH of FEAR FACTORY (Var, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 369): THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 366): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 364): BASH BROS OCEAN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 320): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 341): AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 336): DEAD GAWDS (Death Jester, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 323): MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 316): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 300): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 293): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 270): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 271): GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 86): CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (Var, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 268): HANGOVERS et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 363): GROM HELLSCREAM of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 340): THE JANITOR of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
A TALENT SCOUT of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 316): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
(turn 315): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): RONARDA SOLA of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 270): CARPENTER of GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, the main holiday is past, and it's on with the fights.
Significant point movements: Pires, of up 31. Propane Torch, down 26. Same
fight.
Most avoided, Fear Factory. Most avoiding them, Sentinels.
Most challenged, 3 Fisted Rat Boy.
Thirty-three fights, twelve challenges (one of them TV), three standbys.
Looking good today, Crysalites. Except for being hung over.
Moving quickly, because we're later than usual, here are the random matches:
FROSTY (47-7332) (16-8-0,41) of FAST FOOD fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (106-3) (0-0-
0,30) of the College of Mimes. FROSTY devastated RIRORNI SOLDIER in a crowd pleasing
1 minute one-sided battle.
LORD FOUL (59-1395) (22-29-1,56) of BLOODGUARD fought GREEN KING (21-5183) (10-
2-0,75) of REAL BEER. LORD FOUL was demolished by GREEN KING in a popular 1 minute
uneven contest.
GLOBULIZER (8-3973) (13-3-0,42) of WEIRD ALCHEMY fought GLACIER (58-5887) (40-
50-0,59) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. GLOBULIZER beat GLACIER in a 2 minute fray.
GOOGAM (31-3977) (22-12-1,80) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! fought G W BUSH (59-2764)
(26-23-1,60) of TALL TALES. GOOGAM was overpowered by G W BUSH in an exciting 1
minute one-sided fight.
ZIGGY WOLFSBANE (21-6432) (25-18-0,88) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought KAT (71-3531)
(19-36-2,63) of NIGHTHAWKS. ZIGGY WOLFSBANE handily defeated KAT in an exciting 3
minute one-sided fight.
TEMPTRESS (47-6671) (15-11-1,91) of LUROCIAN DEVILS fought UNCLE FESTER (59-
2768) (28-21-1,81) of TALL TALES. TEMPTRESS overpowered UNCLE FESTER in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
R BAGGIO (17-4867) (19-10-1,134) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL fought FRASIER (47-6224)
(22-17-0,132) of CHEERS. R BAGGIO was overpowered by FRASIER in a 1 minute uneven
competition.
NINE INCH NAIL (61-2273) (39-39-4,141) of FEAR FACTORY fought GHOST DANCER (28-
3365) (53-67-0,114) of DODGE BULLETS. NINE INCH NAIL vanquished GHOST DANCER in an
action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-2125) (53-59-2,167) of GWAR fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-22)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. FLATTUS MAXIMUS was overpowered by THE
BLACKSMITH in an exciting 1 minute uneven match.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (38-24-1,179) of VIKINGS fought YOUNG JOAN (28-3534)
(48-80-1,122) of DODGE BULLETS. HAGAR BLUETOOTH unbelievably bested YOUNG JOAN in a
2 minute fight.
KRONOS GRIMHOLT (7-6011) (30-23-1,198) of SENTINELS fought THE COUNT (50-1860)
(23-13-0,152) of OPEN SESAME. KRONOS GRIMHOLT vanquished THE COUNT in a 1 minute
one-sided match.
PROPANE TORCH (61-2524) (42-42-1,195) of FEAR FACTORY fought PIRES (7-5665) (22-
7-0,156) of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS. PROPANE TORCH was devastated by PIRES in a popular
1 minute gory one-sided bout.
RIDDLER (61-1856) (78-62-1,200) of FEAR FACTORY fought LAR'EH WALKER (60-5825)
(19-8-1,176) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH. RIDDLER overpowered LAR'EH WALKER in an action
packed 1 minute uneven fray.
CANNONBALL (72-5313) (33-44-2,181) of X-POSSE fought MORTIFICATION (61-2333)
(54-50-4,195) of FEAR FACTORY. CANNONBALL was defeated by MORTIFICATION in an
exciting 1 minute duel.
HARI-KARI (73-3049) (63-12-0,202) of WAY TO GO! II fought KIMO (70-6089) (43-49-
4,204) of FEAR FACTORY IV. HARI-KARI devastated KIMO in a 2 minute one-sided
contest.
BALDASSARE (7-6003) (36-34-0,189) of SENTINELS fought DORSAL FINN (42-1662) (14-
8-1,176) of NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC. BALDASSARE was overpowered by DORSAL FINN in a
popular 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
THE LION KING (47-6360) (33-13-0,191) of ROYAL FLUSH fought REAGANOMICS (21-
6182) (27-16-1,163) of D.R.I.. THE LION KING defeated REAGANOMICS in an exciting 3
minute bout.
AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (36-20-0,221) of ROYAL FLUSH fought BALLIOL BLACKMOON
(81-614) (50-36-0,196) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. AFRICAN QUEEN was devastated by BALLIOL
BLACKMOON in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (69-26-1,230) of FLOWER GIRLS fought MARILYN MANSON
(61-1993) (42-33-2,197) of FEAR FACTORY. WHACKING WILLOW vanquished MARILYN MANSON
in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
PERSEUS (72-1612) (63-43-1,219) of DEADLY RAGE II fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-22)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. PERSEUS handily defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a
popular 2 minute bloody uneven fight.
MAYLA TYL CRENA (82-7113) (39-33-0,214) of FEAR FACTORY III fought TRASH CAN
(50-3403) (28-12-4,223) of OPEN SESAME. MAYLA TYL CRENA slimly won victory over
TRASH CAN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
The challenges:
SQUA TRONT (31-3926) (15-7-0,50) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! challenged SKI MASK (58-
5869) (64-106-1,47) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. Down 3. SQUA TRONT was viciously subdued
by SKI MASK in an exciting 1 minute Challenge contest. We'll hear from the Duck
about this one.
CROUCHING HAMSTER (21-6184) (28-28-1,81) of D.R.I. challenged GITCHIGOOMIE (21-
7251) (18-14-0,88) of NOMADIC TRIBE. Up 7. CROUCHING HAMSTER was subdued by
GITCHIGOOMIE in a 2 minute Challenge competition. What we need here is a CHARGING
hamster.
SCOUNDREL (84-7048) (7-3-1,30) of PROBLEM CAUSERS challenged KING MIDAS (59-
2770) (24-19-1,36) of TALL TALES. Up 6. SCOUNDREL was overpowered by KING MIDAS in
a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. Midas has things to protect, eh?
BATWAMBA (21-7118) (23-37-0,51) of NOMADIC TRIBE challenged CARLA (47-6225) (19-
19-1,65) of CHEERS. Up 14. BATWAMBA was narrowly defeated by CARLA in an action
packed 5 minute Challenge match. Carla doesn't like it when men try to put a move on
her. Or five minutes' worth of moves.
MUDVAYNE (61-3039) (30-26-0,154) of FEAR FACTORY challenged AMELIA (28-3417)
(49-54-1,165) of DODGE BULLETS. Up 11. MUDVAYNE slimly lost to AMELIA in a popular
3 minute Challenge duel. Oops! Amelia hasn't done THAT in a while.
ROTTEN LIVER (52-2902) (46-24-1,201) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged COERCE (78-1577)
(34-31-1,210) of FEAR FACTORY. Up 9. ROTTEN LIVER vanquished COERCE in an action
packed 1 minute gory uneven Challenge duel. Livers will do that, especially after a
holiday. They rule the next few days.
HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (49-35-0,192) of SENTINELS challenged LONDON QUIREBOY (59-
2513) (45-22-1,199) of CHAPEL ROCK. Up 7. HUNTSMAN was unbelievably bested by
LONDON QUIREBOY in a 3 minute competition. I have no problem believing this.
KNUCKLE JAW (77-2129) (52-59-2,192) of GWAR challenged THELONIUS (21-6631) (42-
37-2,193) of NOMADIC TRIBE. Up 1. KNUCKLE JAW was vanquished by THELONIUS in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge fight. Should that be GLASS Jaw today?
GURU GNU (38-4784) (22-15-0,181) of HILLTOP GURUS challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-
3520) (34-52-0,194) of WITLESS WONDERS. Up 13. GURU GNU overpowered TAMMY FAYE in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge match. In a battle of wits, you know who has to win.
DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (80-30-2,212) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged RETROVIRUS (70-
6086) (55-38-0,212) of FEAR FACTORY IV. Straight across. DISCO QUEEN viciously
subdued RETROVIRUS in a crowd pleasing 9 minute Challenge brawl. She blasted the
virus with dazzling beams from her mirrors.
The TV challenge:
ACE FREHLEY (47-3669) (25-14-0,241) of ROYAL FLUSH TV challenged 3 FISTED RAT
BOY (70-6130) (48-56-3,281) of GWAR. Up 40. ACE FREHLEY was bested by 3 FISTED RAT
BOY in a 2 minute Challenge fight. That Rat Boy is good.
For the title:
BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (47-27-1,216) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged PUNGENT STENCH
(61-2458) (52-36-2,320) of FEAR FACTORY. Up 104. Bold try. BULL DURHAM was subdued
by PUNGENT STENCH in a 5 minute Challenge Title melee. A salute to Bull for courage,
and congratulations to Pungent for a victorious defense.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 53 36 2 338 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 49 56 3 295 GWAR (1213) SENTERN
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 70 26 1 245 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 40 33 230 FEAR FACTORY III (1217) DWES EG
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 81 30 2 229 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
PERSEUS 72-1612 64 43 1 227 DEADLY RAGE II (1214) DRAGONHEAD
BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 51 36 216 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902 47 24 1 214 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
HARI-KARI 73-3049 64 12 213 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 46 22 1 212 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
RIDDLER 61-1856 79 62 1 211 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 55 39 210 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212) SENTERN
KIMO 70-6089 43 50 4 204 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212) SENTERN
THELONIUS 21-6631 43 37 2 204 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 47 28 1 202 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011 31 23 1 202 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
MARILYN MANSON 61-1993 42 34 2 200 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
TRASH CAN 50-3403 28 13 4 200 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
GURU GNU 38-4784 23 15 199 HILLTOP GURUS (1282) CLIFFHOME
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 49 36 198 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
THE LION KING 47-6360 34 13 198 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
MORTIFICATION 61-2333 55 50 4 197 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
COERCE 78-1577 34 32 1 196 FEAR FACTORY (1216) LIN TIRIAN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ACE FREHLEY 47-3669 25 15 196 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-MOUCHAM 44-2341 49 60 195 INFINITE ZEROES (336) KRILL
DORSAL FINN 42-1662 15 8 1 195 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 36 21 192 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
PIRES 7-5665 23 7 187 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 52 60 2 184 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 39 24 1 181 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
CANNONBALL 72-5313 33 45 2 181 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 34 53 179 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825 19 9 1 176 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
BALDASSARE 7-6003 36 35 174 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 27 17 1 173 D.R.I. (1209) SUNSET
AMELIA 28-3417 50 54 1 172 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 42 43 1 169 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 53 60 2 161 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH
THE COUNT 50-1860 23 14 156 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
MUDVAYNE 61-3039 30 27 155 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FRASIER 47-6224 23 17 148 CHEERS (1375) NORTH FORK
NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273 40 39 4 145 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
-KROGH 31-3841 28 16 1 140 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633) CHIMLEVTAL
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 48 81 1 136 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
-DOUBLE TROUBLE 82-40795 16 4 1 133 DARK TOADS JAN26 (1377) DWES EG
R BAGGIO 17-4867 19 11 1 125 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
GHOST DANCER 28-3365 53 68 112 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
-AGORIX 81-1842 28 18 2 104 WARMASTERS (1254) SHADOWSPIRE
TEMPTRESS 47-6671 16 11 1 103 LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZIGGY WOLFSBANE 21-6432 26 18 95 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
GITCHIGOOMIE 21-7251 19 14 92 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
G W BUSH 59-2764 27 23 1 88 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
GREEN KING 21-5183 11 2 81 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184 28 29 1 80 D.R.I. (1209) SUNSET
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 28 22 1 75 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-MAD COW DISEASE 11-7493 17 3 1 75 BULLDOGS (174) ARUAK CITY
-ELDARRAN 8-5402 19 12 2 71 THE BRETHREN (1380) ARKERS
-XARGOTH 8-5405 19 13 70 THE BRETHREN (1380) ARKERS
CARLA 47-6225 20 19 1 69 CHEERS (1375) NORTH FORK
KAT 71-3531 19 37 2 62 NIGHTHAWKS (1153) KYR'TERR
GOOGAM 31-3977 22 13 1 61 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633) CHIMLEVTAL
-GROM HELLSCREAM 31-5379 15 14 1 60 THE STORM REAVERS (992) CHIMLEVTAL
SKI MASK 58-5869 65 106 1 59 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
-PETULANT PANSY 52-4234 18 3 1 58 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
GLOBULIZER 8-3973 14 3 57 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1393) ARKERS
-CARPENTER 73-5553 17 2 2 55 GASHOUSE GANG (1391) ERINIKA
-CONFLICT 52-4274 17 4 55 DRAGONS GUARD II (1313) FRATSFA
LORD FOUL 59-1395 22 30 1 53 BLOODGUARD (1341) ILLIS
-PAUL 47-6861 15 6 2 53 CHEERS (1375) NORTH FORK
BATWAMBA 21-7118 23 38 50 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
GLACIER 58-5887 40 51 49 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
FROSTY 47-7332 17 8 49 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
-LEROY 46-4355 15 1 1 47 FANDILS (220) ARDIVENT
KING MIDAS 59-2770 25 19 1 46 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-MINDQUAKE 72-5861 19 14 46 TWISTED SISTERS (1201) DRAGONHEAD
SQUA TRONT 31-3926 15 8 43 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633) CHIMLEVTAL
-YOSEMITE 8-5231 19 1 39 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS
-GRAPHIC VIOLENCE 39-4000 11 4 37 FEVER PITCH (1394) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SCOUNDREL 84-7048 7 4 1 24 PROBLEM CAUSERS (1368) BLACKSTONE
-DECISIVE 82-19671 4 0 12 ATTRIBUTES (1390) DWES EG
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Balliol Blackmoon -- A different result from last time we met. -- Perseus
Rirorni Cook -- Was the Rirorni pastry chef too busy to fight? -- Mayla Tyl Crena
Too much eggnog.
Disco Queen -- Once my axe broke I couldn't hit ya. -- Coerce
Hagar Bluetooth -- Both our weapons must be junk. -- Marilyn Manson
R Baggio -- Keep your hands to yourself next time. -- Mudvayne
Huntsman -- You didn't even teach me any skills. -- Reaganomics
Glacier -- At least you taught me one skill. -- Crouching Hamster
To much going on, too little time. We still love everybody! Have a Merry, Merry
Christmas. -- Consortiumites everywhere
Losing Is Fun -- Of course. It was bound to have been a mammal. They're all liars.
That's why you invented politics. -- Ski Mask, Founder and President of Ducks with
Swords
Dorsal Finn -- And in this weather, who'd want to do either? -- Ghost Dancer
Lar'eh Walker -- Jorja never explained that. -- Young Joan
How can I be LEAST POPULAR? -- Ski Mask, Outraged Founder and President of Ducks with
Swords
Dorsal Finn -- At least I don't have to do tourneys. -- Amelia
Frasier -- It's been one of THOSE days all along. I was expecting this. -- Young
Joan
Double Trouble -- What good does it do me to LOOK at retirement, do you think? I've
been LOOKING at it for years, but I can't REACH it. -- Ghost Dancer the Frustrated
Crouching Hamster -- Actually, it's just one of those things. I don't "do"
embarrassment. An icy calm, that's me. -- Glacier
Temptress -- It's easy to see that the arenamaster, the steward, and the spy reporter
are all human and male! They all took YOUR side, MOST unfairly. -- Ski Mask, Founder
and President of Ducks with Swords
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ACE FREHLEY was bested by 3 FISTED RAT BOY in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BULL DURHAM was subdued by PUNGENT STENCH in a 5 minute Challenge Title melee.
DISCO QUEEN viciously subdued RETROVIRUS in a crowd pleasing 9 minute Challenge brawl.
GURU GNU overpowered TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KNUCKLE JAW was vanquished by THELONIUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HUNTSMAN was unbelievably bested by LONDON QUIREBOY in a 3 minute competition.
ROTTEN LIVER vanquished COERCE in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
MUDVAYNE slimly lost to AMELIA in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
BATWAMBA was narrowly defeated by CARLA in a action packed 5 minute Challenge match.
SCOUNDREL was overpowered by KING MIDAS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CROUCHING HAMSTER was subdued by GITCHIGOOMIE in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
SQUA TRONT was viciously subdued by SKI MASK in a exciting 1 minute Challenge contest.
MAYLA TYL CRENA slimly won victory over TRASH CAN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
PERSEUS handily defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven fight.
WHACKING WILLOW vanquished MARILYN MANSON in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
AFRICAN QUEEN was devastated by BALLIOL BLACKMOON in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
THE LION KING defeated REAGANOMICS in a exciting 3 minute bout.
BALDASSARE was overpowered by DORSAL FINN in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
HARI-KARI devastated KIMO in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
CANNONBALL was defeated by MORTIFICATION in a exciting 1 minute duel.
RIDDLER overpowered LAR'EH WALKER in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
PROPANE TORCH was devastated by PIRES in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
KRONOS GRIMHOLT vanquished THE COUNT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH unbelievably bested YOUNG JOAN in a 2 minute fight.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS was overpowered by THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
NINE INCH NAIL vanquished GHOST DANCER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
R BAGGIO was overpowered by FRASIER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
TEMPTRESS overpowered UNCLE FESTER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
ZIGGY WOLFSBANE handily defeated KAT in a exciting 3 minute one-sided fight.
GOOGAM was overpowered by G W BUSH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
GLOBULIZER beat GLACIER in a 2 minute fray.
LORD FOUL was demolished by GREEN KING in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
FROSTY devastated RIRORNI SOLDIER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 9 - 1 65 |
|WALL OF STEEL 11 PARRY-LUNGE 16 - 11 - 0 59 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 AIMED BLOW 48 - 33 - 1 59 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 7 LUNGING ATTACK 54 - 45 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 19 - 17 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 STRIKING ATTACK 30 - 28 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 WALL OF STEEL 42 - 40 - 0 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 20 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 33 - 0 35 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 20 - 0 26 |
Turn 269 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 10 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 4 3 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 11 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 6 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 3 2 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 4 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 53 36 2 338 FEAR FACTORY (1211)
STRIKING ATTACK 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 49 56 3 295 GWAR (1213)
PARRY-STRIKE MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 40 33 0 230 FEAR FACTORY III (1217)
WALL OF STEEL PERSEUS 72-1612 64 43 1 227 DEADLY RAGE II (1214)
AIMED BLOW BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 51 36 0 216 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)
LUNGING ATTACK ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902 47 24 1 214 OTTO'S PARTS (664)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK KIMO 70-6089 43 50 4 204 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)
PARRY-RIPOSTE REAGANOMICS 21-6182 27 17 1 173 D.R.I. (1209)
BASHING ATTACK FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 53 60 2 161 GWAR (1215)
PARRY-LUNGE GITCHIGOOMIE 21-7251 19 14 0 92 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)
The overall popularity leader is DISCO QUEEN 47-1992. The most popular warrior this
turn was RETROVIRUS 70-6086. The ten other most popular fighters were DISCO QUEEN
47-1992, TRASH CAN 50-3403, HUNTSMAN 7-5837, BULL DURHAM 5-4324, PUNGENT STENCH
61-2458, MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113, CARLA 47-6225, PERSEUS 72-1612, LONDON QUIREBOY
59-2513, and MUDVAYNE 61-3039.
The least popular fighter this week was THE COUNT 50-1860. The other ten least
popular fighters were AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424, SCOUNDREL 84-7048, LORD FOUL 59-1395, R
BAGGIO 17-4867, FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125, PROPANE TORCH 61-2524, LAR'EH WALKER
60-5825, BALDASSARE 7-6003, COERCE 78-1577, and KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 SENTERN(70) 1 2 0
BONSUR(7) 2 2 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 1 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 6 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 1 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 2 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 2 0 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 2 0
SUNSET(21) 4 3 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 1 0
MORYA(28) 1 2 0 ILLIS(59) 3 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 0 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 2 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 4 3 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 47 28 1 202 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011 31 23 1 202 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
GLOBULIZER 8-3973 14 3 0 57 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1393) ARKERS
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 39 24 1 181 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
R BAGGIO 17-4867 19 11 1 125 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
THELONIUS 21-6631 43 37 2 204 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
AMELIA 28-3417 50 54 1 172 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
GOOGAM 31-3977 22 13 1 61 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633) CHIMLEVTAL
GURU GNU 38-4784 23 15 0 199 HILLTOP GURUS (1282) CLIFFHOME
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 34 53 0 179 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
DORSAL FINN 42-1662 15 8 1 195 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 81 30 2 229 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
TRASH CAN 50-3403 28 13 4 200 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 70 26 1 245 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
SKI MASK 58-5869 65 106 1 59 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 46 22 1 212 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825 19 9 1 176 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 53 36 2 338 FEAR FACTORY (1211) JURINE
3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 49 56 3 295 GWAR (1213) SENTERN
KAT 71-3531 19 37 2 62 NIGHTHAWKS (1153) KYR'TERR
PERSEUS 72-1612 64 43 1 227 DEADLY RAGE II (1214) DRAGONHEAD
HARI-KARI 73-3049 64 12 0 213 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 52 60 2 184 GWAR (1215) MAZGOURRAH
COERCE 78-1577 34 32 1 196 FEAR FACTORY (1216) LIN TIRIAN
BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614 51 36 0 216 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240) SHADOWSPIRE
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 40 33 0 230 FEAR FACTORY III (1217) DWES EG
SCOUNDREL 84-7048 7 4 1 24 PROBLEM CAUSERS (1368) BLACKSTONE