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Date   : 01/21/2014    Duedate: 02/17/2014

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 270

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-FEVER PITCH 39/1394   32   10   0 76.2      INFINITE ZEROES 44/336
  2-REAL BEER 21/859    2741 1329  33 67.3      WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/633
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                         9 GWAR 70/1213          92  112   2 45.1
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                          GWAR 77/1215
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                         D.R.I. 21/1209
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         FEAR FACTORY 61/1211
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         FEAR FACTORY 78/1216
    GASHOUSE GANG 73/1391                       DEADLY RAGE II 72/1214
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       FEAR FACTORY IV 70/1212
    ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826                     FEAR FACTORY III 82/1217
    IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883               10 VIKINGS 10/1208      227  283   2 44.5
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745                  SENTINELS 7/1202
    NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343                 HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282
  3 BULLDOGS 11/174      461  229   1 66.8      NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
    SMITHSONIAN 8/250                           DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
    ATTRIBUTES 82/1390                       11 WITLESS WON 39/1052  137  183   0 42.8
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                      12 BLOODGUARD 59/1341     9   16   0 36.0
    PROBLEM CAUSERS 84/1368                  13 DODGE BULLET 28/867  543  989   5 35.4
    DARK TOADS JAN26 82/1377                    CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
  4 CHEERS 47/1375         7    5   0 58.3   14 X-POSSE 72/1093       37   77   3 32.5
  5 FAST FOOD 47/1355    141  124   0 53.2      NIGHTHAWKS 71/1153
  6 LUROCIAN DE 47/1364    6    6   1 50.0      TWISTED SISTERS 72/1201
  7 TALL TALES 59/1335    30   34   1 46.9   15-KAOS 50/1392           0    2   0  0.0
  8-WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1393   83   95   0 46.6

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 370): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 367): MERCURY of ZODIAC (Stargazer, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 365): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 320): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 342): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 337): JACK B. NIMBLE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 323): QUALITY of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 300): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 293): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 271): TURBULENT BILLIARDS of BAD COMBOS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 272): EDMONDS of GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 86): CUSTODIAN of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 269): PUNGENT STENCH of FEAR FACTORY (Var, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 370): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 367): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 365): WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 320): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 342): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 337): TOLBINS HIVE A (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 323): MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 317): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 300): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 293): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 271): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 272): GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 86): CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (Var, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 269): FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 365): VENGEANCE of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 342): THE STATISTITIAN of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 337): JACK B. NIMBLE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                            SALINA REES of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 316): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): RONARDA SOLA of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, this is going to be quick.  No surprise, right?  The tourney, the postal
holiday, the discouragement of nobody writing personals, all this leads to delay.
And now the runner is waiting to take the newsletter to the printer, so... brief.
     We had twenty-five fights, but everyone was hung over from the end-of-tourney
party, thus the "no personals."  Because I'm SURE you all have things to say, right?
Seven challenges, three standbys.  Five fights were action packed, five were
exciting.  Not bad.  Royal Flush seems to have been avoided by Sentinels.  Probably a
good move.

Flying down the list of fights:
     SKI MASK (58-5869) (65-106-1,59) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought CARLA (47-6225)
(20-19-1,69) of CHEERS.  SKI MASK was demolished by CARLA in an action packed 1
minute gruesome one-sided melee.  Ski was not flying at all.  I hope he's a diving
duck.
     UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (28-22-1,75) of TALL TALES fought FROSTY (47-7332) (17-8-
0,49) of FAST FOOD.  UNCLE FESTER overpowered FROSTY in a popular 1 minute one-sided
duel.  Hey, Fester was hungry!
     KING MIDAS (59-2770) (25-19-1,46) of TALL TALES fought LORD FOUL (59-1395) (22-
30-1,53) of BLOODGUARD.  KING MIDAS was demolished by LORD FOUL in an action packed 2
minute one-sided fight.  Gotta stop counting your gold long enough to defend
yourself, Midas.
     MINDQUAKE (72-5861) (19-14-0,46) of TWISTED SISTERS fought DECISIVE (82-19671)
(4-0-0,12) of ATTRIBUTES.  MINDQUAKE was bested by DECISIVE in a 2 minute bout.
Decisiveness will cause mindquakes all over.
     ZIGGY WOLFSBANE (21-6432) (26-18-0,95) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought GLACIER (58-5887)
(40-51-0,49) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  ZIGGY WOLFSBANE was savagely defeated by GLACIER
in an action packed 2 minute fray.  It's the season.
     GHOST DANCER (28-3365) (53-68-0,112) of DODGE BULLETS fought GITCHIGOOMIE (21-
7251) (19-14-0,92) of NOMADIC TRIBE.  GHOST DANCER overpowered GITCHIGOOMIE in a 1
minute one-sided duel.  Experience difference at work.
     YOUNG JOAN (28-3534) (48-81-1,136) of DODGE BULLETS fought WAMBASU THE BOLD (21-
7439) (24-28-0,100) of NOMADIC TRIBE.  YOUNG JOAN devastated WAMBASU THE BOLD in a 1
minute one-sided contest.  Worms turning all over the place!

     PROPANE TORCH (61-2524) (42-43-1,169) of FEAR FACTORY fought TEMPTRESS (47-6671)
(16-11-1,103) of LUROCIAN DEVILS.  PROPANE TORCH was beaten by TEMPTRESS in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute fight.  The Unknown Spymaster thought the point movements here were
worthy of note:  Temptress up 39, Propane down 36 and melon seeds in his hair.
     MUDVAYNE (61-3039) (30-27-0,155) of FEAR FACTORY fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
(106-28) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  MUDVAYNE was subdued by ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL in an exciting 3 minute bout.  An arenamaster knows no fear.
     RETROVIRUS (70-6086) (55-39-0,210) of FEAR FACTORY IV fought KRONOS GRIMHOLT (7-
6011) (31-23-1,202) of SENTINELS.  RETROVIRUS viciously subdued KRONOS GRIMHOLT in a
popular 2 minute brutal brawl.  Evenly matched and bloody.
     MORTIFICATION (61-2333) (55-50-4,197) of FEAR FACTORY fought BALDASSARE (7-6003)
(36-35-0,174) of SENTINELS.  MORTIFICATION viciously subdued BALDASSARE in an
exciting 8 minute bloody fray.  Eight minutes?  Someone needs to practice.
     THELONIUS (21-6631) (43-37-2,204) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought MARILYN MANSON (61-
1993) (42-34-2,200) of FEAR FACTORY.  THELONIUS handily defeated MARILYN MANSON in a
popular 2 minute bloody uneven fight.  But can you dance to it?
     HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (49-36-0,198) of SENTINELS fought KIMO (70-6089) (43-50-4,204)
of FEAR FACTORY IV.  HUNTSMAN demolished KIMO in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched
match.  Hunted him down, in fact.

     RIDDLER (61-1856) (79-62-1,211) of FEAR FACTORY fought CANNONBALL (72-5313) (33-
45-2,181) of X-POSSE.  RIDDLER luckily beat CANNONBALL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute
bloody competition.  If I give you the answer, can you give me the riddle?
     WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (70-26-1,245) of FLOWER GIRLS fought COERCE (78-1577)
(34-32-1,196) of FEAR FACTORY.  WHACKING WILLOW handily defeated COERCE in a 3 minute
brutal one-sided bout.  Two of a kind.
     3 FISTED RAT BOY (70-6130) (49-56-3,295) of GWAR fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-0-
0,200) of the College of Mimes.  3 FISTED RAT BOY was vanquished by TELGOR in an
exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.  Oops.
     PERSEUS (72-1612) (64-43-1,227) of DEADLY RAGE II fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
(106-28) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  PERSEUS vanquished ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL in a 2 minute uneven fight.  So Sandavol was tired, no one should have to
fight twice, right?
     MAYLA TYL CRENA (82-7113) (40-33-0,230) of FEAR FACTORY III fought GURU GNU (38-
4784) (23-15-0,199) of HILLTOP GURUS.  MAYLA TYL CRENA handily defeated GURU GNU in
an action packed 1 minute uneven melee.  Some people just don't want enlightenment.

The challenges:
     CROUCHING HAMSTER (21-6184) (28-29-1,80) of D.R.I. challenged G W BUSH (59-2764)
(27-23-1,88) of TALL TALES.  Up 8.  CROUCHING HAMSTER bested G W BUSH in a popular 1
minute Challenge competition.  I never realized hamsters were carnivorous.
     MAD COW DISEASE (11-7493) (17-3-1,75) of BULLDOGS challenged BATWAMBA (21-7118)
(23-38-0,50) of NOMADIC TRIBE.  Down 25.  MAD COW DISEASE overpowered BATWAMBA in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge struggle.  Now Batwamba is mad, too.
     NINE INCH NAIL (61-2273) (40-39-4,145) of FEAR FACTORY challenged FRASIER (47-
6224) (23-17-0,148) of CHEERS.  Up 3.  NINE INCH NAIL was bested by FRASIER in an
action packed 3 minute Challenge brawl.  One nail, well pounded.
     REAGANOMICS (21-6182) (27-17-1,173) of D.R.I. challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-3520)
(34-53-0,179) of WITLESS WONDERS.  Up 6.  REAGANOMICS defeated TAMMY FAYE in an
exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.  Tammy doesn't do ANY kind of economics.
     FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-2125) (53-60-2,161) of GWAR challenged AMELIA (28-3417) (50-
54-1,172) of DODGE BULLETS.  Up 11.  FLATTUS MAXIMUS was vanquished by AMELIA in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  Amazing.
     HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (39-24-1,181) of VIKINGS challenged KNUCKLE JAW (77-
2129) (52-60-2,184) of GWAR.  Up 3.  HAGAR BLUETOOTH subdued KNUCKLE JAW in an
exciting 4 minute gory Challenge melee.  Bit him on the jaw.

For the title:
     BALLIOL BLACKMOON (81-614) (51-36-0,216) of DRAGONBANE GUILD most challenged
PUNGENT STENCH (61-2458) (53-36-2,338) of FEAR FACTORY.  Up 122.  BALLIOL BLACKMOON
viciously subdued PUNGENT STENCH in a 3 minute Challenge fight.  Wow!  Good fight,
Balliol.  Congratulations.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614     52  36     233  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167      71  26  1  256  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113      41  33     244  FEAR FACTORY III (1217)    DWES EG
 PERSEUS 72-1612              65  43  1  238  DEADLY RAGE II (1214)      DRAGONHEAD
-DISCO QUEEN 47-1992          81  30  2  229  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086           56  39     222  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
 THELONIUS 21-6631            44  37  2  221  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 RIDDLER 61-1856              80  62  1  214  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
-ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902         47  24  1  214  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-HARI-KARI 73-3049            64  12     213  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      46  22  1  212  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              50  36     210  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-BULL DURHAM 5-4324           47  28  1  202  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 MORTIFICATION 61-2333        56  50  4  200  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458       53  37  2  200  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011       31  24  1  200  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-TRASH CAN 50-3403            28  13  4  200  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 COERCE 78-1577               34  33  1  199  FEAR FACTORY (1216)        LIN TIRIAN
-THE LION KING 47-6360        34  13     198  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-ACE FREHLEY 47-3669          25  15     196  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-MOUCHAM 44-2341              49  60     195  INFINITE ZEROES (336)      KRILL
-DORSAL FINN 42-1662          15   8  1  195  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 KIMO 70-6089                 43  51  4  193  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
 MARILYN MANSON 61-1993       42  35  2  192  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
-AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        36  21     192  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130     49  57  3  191  GWAR (1213)                SENTERN
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      40  24  1  191  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 GURU GNU 38-4784             23  16     191  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           33  46  2  189  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
-PIRES 7-5665                 23   7     187  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129          52  61  2  184  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          28  17  1  181  D.R.I. (1209)              SUNSET

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            36  36     180  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 AMELIA 28-3417               51  54  1  179  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825        19   9  1  176  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           34  54     174  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 MUDVAYNE 61-3039             30  28     164  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 FRASIER 47-6224              24  17     156  CHEERS (1375)              NORTH FORK
-THE COUNT 50-1860            23  14     156  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      53  61  2  154  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273       40  40  4  146  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 TEMPTRESS 47-6671            17  11  1  142  LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364)     NORTH FORK
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534           49  81  1  138  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        42  44  1  133  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
-DOUBLE TROUBLE 82-40795      16   4  1  133  DARK TOADS JAN26 (1377)    DWES EG
-R BAGGIO 17-4867             19  11  1  125  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365         54  68     121  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
-AGORIX 81-1842               28  18  2  104  WARMASTERS (1254)          SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-PURPLE POODLE 11-7447        28  20     104  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WAMBASU THE BOLD 21-7439     24  29      99  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
-RONARDA SOLA 72-6461         22  27  2   95  MIDDLE WAY 9 (1325)        DRAGONHEAD
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    29  29  1   92  D.R.I. (1209)              SUNSET

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GITCHIGOOMIE 21-7251         19  15      87  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 GLACIER 58-5887              41  51      84  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         29  22  1   84  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-GREEN KING 21-5183           11   2      81  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 G W BUSH 59-2764             27  24  1   79  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 MAD COW DISEASE 11-7493      18   3  1   79  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
 CARLA 47-6225                21  19  1   77  CHEERS (1375)              NORTH FORK
 ZIGGY WOLFSBANE 21-6432      26  19      68  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 LORD FOUL 59-1395            23  30  1   67  BLOODGUARD (1341)          ILLIS
-KAT 71-3531                  19  37  2   62  NIGHTHAWKS (1153)          KYR'TERR
-GOOGAM 31-3977               22  13  1   61  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633)  CHIMLEVTAL
-GROM HELLSCREAM 31-5379      15  14  1   60  THE STORM REAVERS (992)    CHIMLEVTAL
-CARPENTER 73-5553            17   2  2   55  GASHOUSE GANG (1391)       ERINIKA
-CONFLICT 52-4274             17   4      55  DRAGONS GUARD II (1313)    FRATSFA
 SKI MASK 58-5869             65 107  1   53  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 BATWAMBA 21-7118             23  39      50  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 FROSTY 47-7332               17   9      48  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
-LEROY 46-4355                15   1  1   47  FANDILS (220)              ARDIVENT
-SQUA TRONT 31-3926           15   8      43  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633)  CHIMLEVTAL
-YOSEMITE 8-5231              19   1      39  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           25  20  1   38  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 DECISIVE 82-19671             5   0      38  ATTRIBUTES (1390)          DWES EG
 MINDQUAKE 72-5861            19  15      26  TWISTED SISTERS (1201)     DRAGONHEAD
-SCOUNDREL 84-7048             7   4  1   24  PROBLEM CAUSERS (1368)     BLACKSTONE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Globulizer -- You really messed up my ice. -- Glacier

Nine Inch Nail -- You should trim that thing, it makes you look weird. -- Ghost
Dancer

Hagar Bluetooth -- Regardless of what the steward said, *I* had no trouble believing
you won. -- Young Joan

Squa Tront -- You looked to ME like some kind of garden slug, and us Ducks have NO
TROUBLE dealing with garden slugs.  We can do it in our sleep. -- Ski Mask, Founder
and President of Ducks with Swords

Mudvayne -- People have been making COMMENTS about my record, and I got tired of it,
okay?  And you were there.  So be it. -- Amelia

Crouching Hamster -- There wasn't time to teach you another.  You were too busy
crouching down and would NOT look up long enough to take in my masterful
demonstrations. -- Glacier

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BALLIOL BLACKMOON viciously subdued PUNGENT STENCH in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH subdued KNUCKLE JAW in a exciting 4 minute gory Challenge melee.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS was vanquished by AMELIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
REAGANOMICS defeated TAMMY FAYE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
NINE INCH NAIL was bested by FRASIER in a action packed 3 minute Challenge brawl.
MAD COW DISEASE overpowered BATWAMBA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
CROUCHING HAMSTER bested G W BUSH in a popular 1 minute Challenge competition.
MAYLA TYL CRENA handily defeated GURU GNU in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
PERSEUS vanquished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute uneven fight.
3 FISTED RAT BOY was vanquished by TELGOR in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
WHACKING WILLOW handily defeated COERCE in a 3 minute brutal one-sided bout.
RIDDLER luckily beat CANNONBALL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody competition.
HUNTSMAN demolished KIMO in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
THELONIUS handily defeated MARILYN MANSON in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven fight.
MORTIFICATION viciously subdued BALDASSARE in a exciting 8 minute bloody fray.
RETROVIRUS viciously subdued KRONOS GRIMHOLT in a popular 2 minute brutal brawl.
MUDVAYNE was subdued by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a exciting 3 minute bout.
PROPANE TORCH was beaten by TEMPTRESS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
YOUNG JOAN devastated WAMBASU THE BOLD in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
GHOST DANCER overpowered GITCHIGOOMIE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ZIGGY WOLFSBANE was savagely defeated by GLACIER in a action packed 2 minute fray.
MINDQUAKE was bested by DECISIVE in a 2 minute bout.
KING MIDAS was demolished by LORD FOUL in a action packed 2 minute one-sided fight.
UNCLE FESTER overpowered FROSTY in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SKI MASK was demolished by CARLA in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  11 -  1      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         AIMED BLOW        46 -  33 -  1      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  11 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         WALL OF STEEL     46 -  40 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         LUNGING ATTACK    53 -  48 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-STRIKE      20 -  20 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  32 -  0      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  30 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  20 -  0      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  20 -  0      35  |

Turn 270 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  1     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         3  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  5         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614   52  36  0  233 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)
TOTAL PARRY      WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167    71  26  1  256 FLOWER GIRLS (265)
PARRY-STRIKE     MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113    41  33  0  244 FEAR FACTORY III (1217)
WALL OF STEEL    PERSEUS 72-1612            65  43  1  238 DEADLY RAGE II (1214)
LUNGING ATTACK   THELONIUS 21-6631          44  37  2  221 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)
SLASHING ATTACK  HUNTSMAN 7-5837            50  36  0  210 SENTINELS (1202)
STRIKING ATTACK  3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130   49  57  3  191 GWAR (1213)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    REAGANOMICS 21-6182        28  17  1  181 D.R.I. (1209)
BASHING ATTACK   FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125    53  61  2  154 GWAR (1215)
PARRY-LUNGE      GITCHIGOOMIE 21-7251       19  15  0   87 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is RIDDLER 61-1856.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BALDASSARE 7-6003.  The ten other most popular fighters were MORTIFICATION 
61-2333, KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129, CANNONBALL 72-5313, BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614, NINE INCH 
NAIL 61-2273, GLACIER 58-5887, FRASIER 47-6224, HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850, RIDDLER 
61-1856, and THELONIUS 21-6631.

The least popular fighter this week was GITCHIGOOMIE 21-7251.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WAMBASU THE BOLD 21-7439, BATWAMBA 21-7118, SKI MASK 58-5869, 
FROSTY 47-7332, MARILYN MANSON 61-1993, G W BUSH 59-2764, FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125, 
KING MIDAS 59-2770, YOUNG JOAN 28-3534, and PROPANE TORCH 61-2524.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  SENTERN(70)          1  2 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  4 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            3  0 0  ILLIS(59)            2  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  JURINE(61)           2  5 0  DWES EG(82)          2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837             50  36  0  210  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     40  24  1  191  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 MAD COW DISEASE 11-7493     18   3  1   79  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
 THELONIUS 21-6631           44  37  2  221  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 AMELIA 28-3417              51  54  1  179  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 GURU GNU 38-4784            23  16  0  191  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          34  54  0  174  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 FRASIER 47-6224             24  17  0  156  CHEERS (1375)              NORTH FORK
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     71  26  1  256  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 GLACIER 58-5887             41  51  0   84  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768        29  22  1   84  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 RIDDLER 61-1856             80  62  1  214  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086          56  39  0  222  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
 PERSEUS 72-1612             65  43  1  238  DEADLY RAGE II (1214)      DRAGONHEAD
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         52  61  2  184  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH
 COERCE 78-1577              34  33  1  199  FEAR FACTORY (1216)        LIN TIRIAN
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614    52  36  0  233  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     41  33  0  244  FEAR FACTORY III (1217)    DWES EG

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     CHUPACABRA (10-3827) TERRAPIN STATION  (189) 
                           DECEON RAIN (50-883) KAOS  (127) 
                       PIONEER (82-47958) TRIPPIN' OUT  (8064) 
                      GRAPE APE (82-34889) BRAIN FOOD 9  (5739) 
                DUELMASTERS.COM (82-16536) SUPERIOR FORCES 720  (2509) 
                     FROZBOZ (82-14622) FIRES OF HEAVEN 4  (2181) 
                           RAGE (82-36450) EMOTIONS  (6013) 
                 HUNGRY HIPPO (82-49609) SUPERIOR FORCES 5411  (8331) 
                       BABEL (82-46069) SACS DE SABLE 1  (7725) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes