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Date   : 02/18/2014    Duedate: 03/17/2014

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 271

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-FEVER PITCH 39/1394   32   10   0 76.2      WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/633
  2-REAL BEER 21/859    2741 1329  33 67.3    9 LUROCIAN DE 47/1364    6    7   1 46.2
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                        10 GWAR 70/1213         101  120   2 45.7
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                          GWAR 77/1215
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                         D.R.I. 21/1209
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         FEAR FACTORY 61/1211
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         FEAR FACTORY 78/1216
    GASHOUSE GANG 73/1391                       DEADLY RAGE II 72/1214
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                       FEAR FACTORY IV 70/1212
    ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826                     FEAR FACTORY III 82/1217
    IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883               11 VIKINGS 10/1208      229  288   2 44.3
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745                  SENTINELS 7/1202
    NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343                 HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282
  3 BULLDOGS 11/174      462  229   1 66.9      NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
    ATTRIBUTES 82/1390                          DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
    CRAZY CREEPS 60/363                      12 WITLESS WON 39/1052  137  184   0 42.7
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                      13 DODGE BULLET 28/867  546  991   5 35.5
    PROBLEM CAUSERS 84/1368                     CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
  4 CHEERS 47/1375         8    6   0 57.1   14 BLOODGUARD 59/1341     9   17   0 34.6
  5-FAST FOOD 47/1355    141  124   0 53.2   15 X-POSSE 72/1093       38   78   3 32.8
  6 KIWI CONNECT 13/747  856  831   9 50.7      NIGHTHAWKS 71/1153
    INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214                  TWISTED SISTERS 72/1201
  7 TALL TALES 59/1335    32   35   1 47.8   16-KAOS 50/1392           0    2   0  0.0
  8-WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1393   83   95   0 46.6

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 368): MERCURY of ZODIAC (Stargazer, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 366): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 321): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 343): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 338): YORL of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 324): QUALITY of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 303): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 296): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 272): TOBEORNOTTOBE of TOTAL CHAOS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 273): ADAM of THE BEGINNING (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 88): CORNELIUS of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetras, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 270): BALLIOL BLACKMOON of DRAGONBANE GUILD (Nomad, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 368): ZODIAC (Stargazer, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 366): WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 321): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 343): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 338): LAND OF OZ (Oz the All-Managing, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 324): MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 303): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 296): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 272): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 273): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 88): NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetras, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 270): BULLDOGS et al (Kennelworth, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 366): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
                   (turn 365): VENGEANCE of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 342): THE STATISTITIAN of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 338): YORL of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                               DR. COX of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
                   (turn 337): JACK B. NIMBLE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 324): QUALITY of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                            SALINA REES of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 87): OUT FOR A DUCK of BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     "It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair!"  Despair at his ego?  Sooner or later, it's going to burst like a soap
bubble, and there will be nothing left of him.  "Practice pays for KING MIDAS, who
pummelled CROUCHING HAMSTER, to pocket 33 points.  A certain someone should cut down
on the drinking and practice more, after losing 27 points to KING MIDAS.  (Discrete
enough, CROUCHING HAMSTER?)"  Probably not.  "BALLIOL BLACKMOON successfully staved
off a grab for the roses by RIDDLER of FEAR FACTORY."  Roses at this season?  Makes
you wonder.  The magic ones have no, ah, no rose-ness.  They're no more than plastic.
"Does CRYSALIS have no one talented enough to dethrone him?  So who's the team that's
been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to
me."  Actually, no, it's just that milk is better with cookies than beer is.
     "And how sociable are CRYSALIS' warriors?  Come, let us see.  Perhaps the
warriors of ROYAL FLUSH should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided
team...  Like a pup with its tail between its legs, SENTINELS scurried away from
ROYAL FLUSH."  Or maybe just crazy-like-a-fox?  "Oh, the shame!"  I've never
understood this point.  Avoiding is a valuable management tool.  Ignore it at your
peril.  "Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and HUNTSMAN is it right now.  Most
challenged warrior.  Isn't SENTINELS proud!"  Depends on whether he's won, doesn't
it?
     "Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!"  What?
     "Leave me now, you base fools!  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!
Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for CRYSALIS?  On that
giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir"  And not a minute too soon.

     We had twenty-two fights, three challenges that got through, and two standbys.
Not bad.  Not much in the way of comment below, as time is pressing more than usual.
Something to do with orcs.  Don't ask me!

     LORD FOUL (59-1395) (23-30-1,67) of BLOODGUARD fought GLACIER (58-5887) (41-51-
0,84) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  LORD FOUL was demolished by GLACIER in a 1 minute one-
sided fight.
     UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (29-22-1,84) of TALL TALES fought SKI MASK (58-5869) (65-
107-1,53) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  UNCLE FESTER was handily defeated by SKI MASK in a 1
minute one-sided contest.
     MINDQUAKE (72-5861) (19-15-0,26) of TWISTED SISTERS fought G W BUSH (59-2764)
(27-24-1,79) of TALL TALES.  MINDQUAKE was overpowered by G W BUSH in a 1 minute
uneven fray.
     BATWAMBA (21-7118) (23-39-0,50) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought CARLA (47-6225) (21-19-
1,77) of CHEERS.  BATWAMBA was overpowered by CARLA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
     CROUCHING HAMSTER (21-6184) (29-29-1,92) of D.R.I. fought KING MIDAS (59-2770)
(25-20-1,38) of TALL TALES.  CROUCHING HAMSTER was unbelievably bested by KING MIDAS
in a popular 2 minute contest.
     NINE INCH NAIL (61-2273) (40-40-4,146) of FEAR FACTORY fought GHOST DANCER (28-
3365) (54-68-0,121) of DODGE BULLETS.  NINE INCH NAIL was beaten by GHOST DANCER in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.

     YOUNG JOAN (28-3534) (49-81-1,138) of DODGE BULLETS fought IMPRISONED SPY (106-
9) (0-0-0,170) of the College of Mimes.  YOUNG JOAN was overpowered by IMPRISONED SPY
in an exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
     TEMPTRESS (47-6671) (17-11-1,142) of LUROCIAN DEVILS fought PROPANE TORCH (61-
2524) (42-44-1,133) of FEAR FACTORY.  TEMPTRESS was devastated by PROPANE TORCH in a
1 minute mismatched brawl.
     COERCE (78-1577) (34-33-1,199) of FEAR FACTORY fought AMELIA (28-3417) (51-54-
1,179) of DODGE BULLETS.  COERCE slimly won victory over AMELIA in an action packed 4
minute brutal duel.
     MORTIFICATION (61-2333) (56-50-4,200) of FEAR FACTORY fought BALDASSARE (7-6003)
(36-36-0,180) of SENTINELS.  MORTIFICATION viciously subdued BALDASSARE in an action
packed 7 minute gory fight.
     MARILYN MANSON (61-1993) (42-35-2,192) of FEAR FACTORY fought HAGAR BLUETOOTH
(10-5850) (40-24-1,191) of VIKINGS.  MARILYN MANSON savagely defeated HAGAR BLUETOOTH
in a popular 6 minute bloody brawl.
     HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (50-36-0,210) of SENTINELS fought 3 FISTED RAT BOY (70-6130)
(49-57-3,191) of GWAR.  HUNTSMAN was overcome by 3 FISTED RAT BOY in an exciting 1
minute contest.  This is Huntsman-the-most-challenged.

     TINY TIM (60-6042) (35-13-1,200) of CRAZY CREEPS fought PUNGENT STENCH (61-2458)
(53-37-2,200) of FEAR FACTORY.  TINY TIM savagely defeated PUNGENT STENCH in a
tiresome 142 minute bloody match.
     RETROVIRUS (70-6086) (56-39-0,222) of FEAR FACTORY IV fought CRYSALIS GUARD
(106-29) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  RETROVIRUS savagely defeated CRYSALIS
GUARD in an action packed 5 minute gory match.
     PERSEUS (72-1612) (65-43-1,238) of DEADLY RAGE II fought GURU GNU (38-4784) (23-
16-0,191) of HILLTOP GURUS.  PERSEUS won victory over GURU GNU in a popular 3 minute
duel.
     MAYLA TYL CRENA (82-7113) (41-33-0,244) of FEAR FACTORY III fought MAD CAT (7-
2965) (85-55-7,229) of INSP GADGETS MINIONS.  MAYLA TYL CRENA was vanquished by MAD
CAT in an action packed 2 minute uneven duel.
     THELONIUS (21-6631) (44-37-2,221) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought KIMO (70-6089) (43-51-
4,193) of FEAR FACTORY IV.  THELONIUS overcame KIMO in an action packed 1 minute
fight.
     AVONSIDE (13-3927) (61-68-1,253) of KIWI CONNECTION fought KNUCKLE JAW (77-2129)
(52-61-2,184) of GWAR.  AVONSIDE devastated KNUCKLE JAW in a 1 minute mismatched
match.

The challenges:
     FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-2125) (53-61-2,154) of GWAR challenged FRASIER (47-6224)
(24-17-0,156) of CHEERS.  Up 2.  FLATTUS MAXIMUS vanquished FRASIER in a popular 2
minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
     MUDVAYNE (61-3039) (30-28-0,164) of FEAR FACTORY challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-3520)
(34-54-0,174) of WITLESS WONDERS.  Up 10.  MUDVAYNE demolished TAMMY FAYE in a
popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
     REAGANOMICS (21-6182) (28-17-1,181) of D.R.I. challenged CANNONBALL (72-5313)
(33-46-2,189) of X-POSSE.  Up 8.  REAGANOMICS was viciously subdued by CANNONBALL in
a 3 minute Challenge fight.

For the title:
     BALLIOL BLACKMOON (81-614) (52-36-0,233) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought RIDDLER (61-
1856) (80-62-1,214) of FEAR FACTORY.  BALLIOL BLACKMOON demolished RIDDLER in a 1
minute mismatched Title competition.  Not a bad match, on the face of it.
Congratulations to Balliol for hanging onto the title.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614     53  36     253  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AVONSIDE 13-3927             62  68  1  259  KIWI CONNECTION (747)      DULLENS
-WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167      71  26  1  256  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 MAD CAT 7-2965               86  55  7  246  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 PERSEUS 72-1612              66  43  1  246  DEADLY RAGE II (1214)      DRAGONHEAD
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086           57  39     230  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
-DISCO QUEEN 47-1992          81  30  2  229  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 THELONIUS 21-6631            45  37  2  225  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
-ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902         47  24  1  214  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-HARI-KARI 73-3049            64  12     213  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      46  22  1  212  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TINY TIM 60-6042             36  13  1  210  CRAZY CREEPS (363)         ARADI
 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130     50  57  3  209  GWAR (1213)                SENTERN
 MARILYN MANSON 61-1993       43  35  2  208  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 MORTIFICATION 61-2333        57  50  4  203  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
-BULL DURHAM 5-4324           47  28  1  202  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 COERCE 78-1577               35  33  1  202  FEAR FACTORY (1216)        LIN TIRIAN
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           34  46  2  201  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
-KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011       31  24  1  200  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-TRASH CAN 50-3403            28  13  4  200  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113      41  34     199  FEAR FACTORY III (1217)    DWES EG
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458       53  38  2  198  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
-THE LION KING 47-6360        34  13     198  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 GURU GNU 38-4784             23  17     197  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
-ACE FREHLEY 47-3669          25  15     196  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-DORSAL FINN 42-1662          15   8  1  195  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 RIDDLER 61-1856              80  63  1  194  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 KIMO 70-6089                 43  52  4  192  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
-AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        36  21     192  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      40  25  1  191  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              50  37     190  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-PIRES 7-5665                 23   7     187  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AMELIA 28-3417               51  55  1  180  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            36  37     180  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 MUDVAYNE 61-3039             31  28     180  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          28  18  1  179  D.R.I. (1209)              SUNSET
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129          52  62  2  178  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH
-LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825        19   9  1  176  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      54  61  2  172  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           34  55     160  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-THE COUNT 50-1860            23  14     156  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        43  44  1  151  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FRASIER 47-6224              24  18     146  CHEERS (1375)              NORTH FORK
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365         55  68     142  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534           49  82  1  136  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273       40  41  4  128  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 TEMPTRESS 47-6671            17  12  1  127  LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364)     NORTH FORK
-R BAGGIO 17-4867             19  11  1  125  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
-PURPLE POODLE 11-7447        28  20     104  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-WAMBASU THE BOLD 21-7439     24  29      99  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
-SALINA REES 52-3546          19  39  1   97  MIDDLE WAY 8 (1271)        FRATSFA
-RONARDA SOLA 72-6461         22  27  2   95  MIDDLE WAY 9 (1325)        DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GLACIER 58-5887              42  51      90  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
-VENGEANCE 31-4369            20  26  4   90  THE STORM REAVERS (992)    CHIMLEVTAL
-GITCHIGOOMIE 21-7251         19  15      87  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 SKI MASK 58-5869             66 107  1   83  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 G W BUSH 59-2764             28  24  1   81  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 CARLA 47-6225                22  19  1   81  CHEERS (1375)              NORTH FORK
-GREEN KING 21-5183           11   2      81  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-MAD COW DISEASE 11-7493      18   3  1   79  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           26  20  1   71  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-ZIGGY WOLFSBANE 21-6432      26  19      68  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    29  30  1   65  D.R.I. (1209)              SUNSET
-KAT 71-3531                  19  37  2   62  NIGHTHAWKS (1153)          KYR'TERR
 LORD FOUL 59-1395            23  31  1   61  BLOODGUARD (1341)          ILLIS
-GOOGAM 31-3977               22  13  1   61  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633)  CHIMLEVTAL
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         29  23  1   58  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 BATWAMBA 21-7118             23  40      48  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
-FROSTY 47-7332               17   9      48  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
-SQUA TRONT 31-3926           15   8      43  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633)  CHIMLEVTAL
-DECISIVE 82-19671             5   0      38  ATTRIBUTES (1390)          DWES EG
 MINDQUAKE 72-5861            19  16      30  TWISTED SISTERS (1201)     DRAGONHEAD
-SCOUNDREL 84-7048             7   4  1   24  PROBLEM CAUSERS (1368)     BLACKSTONE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Batwamba -- Please let me apologize.  Gee!  Twenty-five points DOWN!  I may be mad,
but I don't do downchallenges and I don't know how it happened, but I am sorry. --
Mad Cow Disease

Coerce -- I did not coerce you!  Let's just say we both like females and leave it at
that.  Thanks for allowing me to finish on top. (wink) -- Whacking Willow

Mindquake -- Perhaps you simply weren't decisive enough? -- Decisive

Health.  Humility.  Honor. -- The Consortium Elders

Wow, four-one?  Somebody must have fallen asleep at the wrong moment, or maybe was, I
dunno, what causes sudden turning of the luck?  Ski lost, of course, our only loss
this time.  When will he admit that fighting in an arena is not what Ducks do best?
And then, we defeated three separate members (better than three not-separate members)
of the Nomadic Tribe, and a Gwar.  We thank you all! -- Glacier

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

REAGANOMICS was viciously subdued by CANNONBALL in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
MUDVAYNE demolished TAMMY FAYE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS vanquished FRASIER in a popular 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON demolished RIDDLER in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition.
AVONSIDE devastated KNUCKLE JAW in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THELONIUS overcame KIMO in a action packed 1 minute fight.
MAYLA TYL CRENA was vanquished by MAD CAT in a action packed 2 minute uneven duel.
PERSEUS won victory over GURU GNU in a popular 3 minute duel.
RETROVIRUS savagely defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in a action packed 5 minute gory match.
TINY TIM savagely defeated PUNGENT STENCH in a tiresome 142 minute bloody match.
HUNTSMAN was overcome by 3 FISTED RAT BOY in a exciting 1 minute contest.
MARILYN MANSON savagely defeated HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a popular 6 minute bloody brawl.
MORTIFICATION viciously subdued BALDASSARE in a action packed 7 minute gory fight.
COERCE slimly won victory over AMELIA in a action packed 4 minute brutal duel.
TEMPTRESS was devastated by PROPANE TORCH in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
YOUNG JOAN was overpowered by IMPRISONED SPY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
NINE INCH NAIL was beaten by GHOST DANCER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
CROUCHING HAMSTER was unbelievably bested by KING MIDAS in a popular 2 minute contest.
BATWAMBA was overpowered by CARLA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MINDQUAKE was overpowered by G W BUSH in a 1 minute uneven fray.
UNCLE FESTER was handily defeated by SKI MASK in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LORD FOUL was demolished by GLACIER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  12 -  1      64  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         AIMED BLOW        46 -  31 -  1      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  10 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    54 -  49 -  0      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-STRIKE      23 -  21 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         WALL OF STEEL     46 -  44 -  0      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  34 -  0      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  19 -  0      41  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  30 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  21 -  0      38  |

Turn 271 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     3 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  5         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2                                       2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614   53  36  0  253 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)
PARRY-LUNGE      AVONSIDE 13-3927           62  68  1  259 KIWI CONNECTION (747)
BASHING ATTACK   MAD CAT 7-2965             86  55  7  246 INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214)
WALL OF STEEL    PERSEUS 72-1612            66  43  1  246 DEADLY RAGE II (1214)
TOTAL PARRY      RETROVIRUS 70-6086         57  39  0  230 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)
LUNGING ATTACK   THELONIUS 21-6631          45  37  2  225 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)
STRIKING ATTACK  3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130   50  57  3  209 GWAR (1213)
PARRY-STRIKE     MARILYN MANSON 61-1993     43  35  2  208 FEAR FACTORY (1211)
SLASHING ATTACK  KIMO 70-6089               43  52  4  192 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    REAGANOMICS 21-6182        28  18  1  179 D.R.I. (1209)

The overall popularity leader is MAD CAT 7-2965.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BALDASSARE 7-6003.  The ten other most popular fighters were RETROVIRUS 70-6086, 
MORTIFICATION 61-2333, MARILYN MANSON 61-1993, GURU GNU 38-4784, AMELIA 28-3417, MAD 
CAT 7-2965, HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850, COERCE 78-1577, FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125, and 
CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184.

The least popular fighter this week was TINY TIM 60-6042.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458, LORD FOUL 59-1395, MINDQUAKE 72-5861, 
BATWAMBA 21-7118, YOUNG JOAN 28-3534, KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129, UNCLE FESTER 59-2768, 
TEMPTRESS 47-6671, HUNTSMAN 7-5837, and KIMO 70-6089.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  SENTERN(70)          2  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       2  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  3 0  ILLIS(59)            2  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            1  2 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  JURINE(61)           4  3 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAD CAT 7-2965              86  55  7  246  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     40  25  1  191  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 AVONSIDE 13-3927            62  68  1  259  KIWI CONNECTION (747)      DULLENS
 THELONIUS 21-6631           45  37  2  225  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 AMELIA 28-3417              51  55  1  180  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 GURU GNU 38-4784            23  17  0  197  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          34  55  0  160  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 FRASIER 47-6224             24  18  0  146  CHEERS (1375)              NORTH FORK
 GLACIER 58-5887             42  51  0   90  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 G W BUSH 59-2764            28  24  1   81  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 TINY TIM 60-6042            36  13  1  210  CRAZY CREEPS (363)         ARADI
 MARILYN MANSON 61-1993      43  35  2  208  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086          57  39  0  230  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
 PERSEUS 72-1612             66  43  1  246  DEADLY RAGE II (1214)      DRAGONHEAD
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         52  62  2  178  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH
 COERCE 78-1577              35  33  1  202  FEAR FACTORY (1216)        LIN TIRIAN
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614    53  36  0  253  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     41  34  0  199  FEAR FACTORY III (1217)    DWES EG