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Date   : 03/18/2014    Duedate: 04/14/2014

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 272

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-BULLDOGS 11/174      462  229   1 66.9      DEADLY RAGE II 72/1214
    ATTRIBUTES 82/1390                          FEAR FACTORY IV 70/1212
    CRAZY CREEPS 60/363                         FEAR FACTORY III 82/1217
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                       9 VIKINGS 10/1208      233  291   2 44.5
  2 CHEERS 47/1375        10    6   0 62.5      SENTINELS 7/1202
  3-FAST FOOD 47/1355    141  124   0 53.2      HILLTOP GURUS 38/1282
  4-KIWI CONNECT 13/747  856  831   9 50.7      NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
    INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/214                  DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
  5 LUROCIAN DE 47/1364    7    7   1 50.0   10 WITLESS WON 39/1052  137  185   0 42.5
  6 WAH CHING 52/1359      2    2   0 50.0   11 BLOODGUARD 59/1341    10   17   0 37.0
  7 TALL TALES 59/1335    34   36   1 48.6   12 DODGE BULLET 28/867  547  995   5 35.5
  8 GWAR 70/1213         110  128   2 46.2      CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
    GWAR 77/1215                             13 LES TURFIST 47/1396    1    2   0 33.3
    D.R.I. 21/1209                           14 X-POSSE 72/1093       39   79   3 33.1
    FEAR FACTORY 61/1211                        TWISTED SISTERS 72/1201
    FEAR FACTORY 78/1216

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 372): IMERTA LOEL of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 369): EYE BAGS of BASH BROS BODY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 367): MALICE of ASSASSINATION (Ghab, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 344): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 339): WITCHCRAZE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 325): KINGU of MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 319): ABU JR. of THE CHOSEN ONES (The Chosen One, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 304): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 297): JOHNNY APPLESEED of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 273): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 274): WON TON NOT NOW of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 89): CORNELIUS of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetras, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 271): BALLIOL BLACKMOON of DRAGONBANE GUILD (Nomad, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 372): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 369): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 367): THE STORM REAVESRS (?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 344): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 339): LAND OF OZ (Oz the All-Managing, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 325): MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 319): WHERE AM I? (Var, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 304): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 297): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 273): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 274): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 89): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 271): REAL BEER et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 369): KOROSHIYA ICHI of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 366): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
                               STEEL DRAGON of THE CANNUCKS (?, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 342): THE STATISTITIAN of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 339): PETIT JARDINIA of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                               NORM of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
                   (turn 338): YORL of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                               DR. COX of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 324): QUALITY of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 89): CORNELIUS of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetras, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     The Unknown Spymaster (*I* know who he is, of course!) was practically weeping
with his desperation to give you a spy report.  Because I have great sympathy for
somebody so ugly that he always goes around with a bag over his head, I decided to
let him do it.

     "It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights.  Hey everybody, watch out for FRASIER, who flew up 30 points in the
rankings after mashing REAGANOMICS like a melon.  Keep your eye on this beast.  And
falling like a basher in the top ten was SKI MASK, who dropped 28 points after a
disappointing (to say the least) bout with BATWAMBA.  Well here's a duelmaster that
doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge me'!  BALLIOL BLACKMOON made a challenge against
PERSEUS this week.  Well, everybody's pal BALLIOL BLACKMOON moved his record to 54-
36-0 by defeating PERSEUS in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 25 recognition
points.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at
that location.
     "Here is other news that is of note.  And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't
avoid CRAZY CREEPS, please raise you hand.  Wow.  Does CRYSALIS really have that many
liars?  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch FEAR FACTORY's act in the arena.
Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from CRAZY CREEPS.  Well dang howdy,
but if challenges were votes, BALDASSARE would be president.  Although it may be a
contest he doesn't want to win.
     "Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though!  Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time
is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.
     "Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in CRYSALIS have no
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been
fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you worked up for Snide
Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster"

     Deathless prose, is it not?
     We had twenty-four fights, four challenges, and eight standbys.  Two of the
fights were action packed and two were exciting, which I would not ordinarily mention
except that Galen was just bewailing that there was neither action nor excitement in
Talahya this week.  Ha.

     LORD FOUL (59-1395) (23-31-1,61) of BLOODGUARD fought HU YAN ZHUO (52-849) (20-
23-0,83) of WAH CHING.  LORD FOUL overpowered HU YAN ZHUO in a 1 minute uneven match.
     G W BUSH (59-2764) (28-24-1,81) of TALL TALES fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (106-3) (0-
0-0,30) of the College of Mimes.  G W BUSH overpowered RIRORNI SOLDIER in a popular 1
minute uneven fight.
     UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (29-23-1,58) of TALL TALES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER
(106-1) (0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes.  UNCLE FESTER demolished ALASTARIAN
DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
     KING MIDAS (59-2770) (26-20-1,71) of TALL TALES fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (106-5)
(0-0-0,70) of the College of Mimes.  KING MIDAS was handily defeated by UNEMPLOYED
PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided contest.  Oh, good.  I was beginning to think that the
standbys should be called the Vincibles.  That's a twist on Darkholm, where the
standbys seem to be IN-Vincible.
     HREIDMAR THE RED (10-6148) (16-6-0,54) of VIKINGS fought GLACIER (58-5887) (42-
51-0,90) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  HREIDMAR THE RED was vanquished by GLACIER in a 1 
minute one-sided match.

     BATWAMBA (21-7118) (23-40-0,48) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought SKI MASK (58-5869) (66-
107-1,83) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  BATWAMBA devastated SKI MASK in a popular 1 minute
one-sided contest.
     YOUNG JOAN (28-3534) (49-82-1,136) of DODGE BULLETS fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE
(106-8) (0-0-0,110) of the College of Mimes.  YOUNG JOAN was defeated by ZORRO, THE
GAY BLADE in a 3 minute conflict.
     PROPANE TORCH (61-2524) (43-44-1,151) of FEAR FACTORY fought TEMPTRESS (47-6671)
(17-12-1,127) of LUROCIAN DEVILS.  PROPANE TORCH was overpowered by TEMPTRESS in a 1
minute one-sided bout.
     MUDVAYNE (61-3039) (31-28-0,180) of FEAR FACTORY fought GHOST DANCER (28-3365)
(55-68-0,142) of DODGE BULLETS.  MUDVAYNE devastated GHOST DANCER in an exciting 1
minute brutal one-sided brawl.
     BALDASSARE (7-6003) (36-37-0,180) of SENTINELS fought NINE INCH NAIL (61-2273)
(40-41-4,128) of FEAR FACTORY.  BALDASSARE overcame NINE INCH NAIL in a 2 minute
bloody bout.

     REAGANOMICS (21-6182) (28-18-1,179) of D.R.I. fought FRASIER (47-6224) (24-18-
0,146) of CHEERS.  REAGANOMICS was defeated by FRASIER in an action packed 2 minute
struggle.
     ORPHAN (72-5463) (26-24-2,196) of X-POSSE fought KNUCKLE JAW (77-2129) (52-62-
2,178) of GWAR.  ORPHAN was handily defeated by KNUCKLE JAW in a 1 minute uneven
fight.
     COERCE (78-1577) (35-33-1,202) of FEAR FACTORY fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (34-
55-0,160) of WITLESS WONDERS.  COERCE beat TAMMY FAYE in a 2 minute conflict.
     MORTIFICATION (61-2333) (57-50-4,203) of FEAR FACTORY fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-
0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  MORTIFICATION was viciously subdued by TELGOR in
an exciting 5 minute bloody battle.
     HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (40-25-1,191) of VIKINGS fought KIMO (70-6089) (43-52-
4,192) of FEAR FACTORY IV.  HAGAR BLUETOOTH was demolished by KIMO in a 2 minute
bloody mismatched match.

     MARILYN MANSON (61-1993) (43-35-2,208) of FEAR FACTORY fought RIRORNI COOK (106-
24) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  MARILYN MANSON beat RIRORNI COOK in a
popular 2 minute gory melee.
     RIDDLER (61-1856) (80-63-1,194) of FEAR FACTORY fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-22)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  RIDDLER overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a popular
3 minute gory uneven duel.
     HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (50-37-0,190) of SENTINELS fought 3 FISTED RAT BOY (70-6130)
(50-57-3,209) of GWAR.  HUNTSMAN viciously subdued 3 FISTED RAT BOY in an action
packed 2 minute gruesome duel.
     RETROVIRUS (70-6086) (57-39-0,230) of FEAR FACTORY IV fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-
0-0,200) of the College of Mimes.  RETROVIRUS viciously subdued TELGOR in a popular 4
minute gruesome competition.
     THELONIUS (21-6631) (45-37-2,225) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought PUNGENT STENCH (61-
2458) (53-38-2,198) of FEAR FACTORY.  THELONIUS was devastated by PUNGENT STENCH in a
3 minute one-sided duel.

The challenges:
     CROUCHING HAMSTER (21-6184) (29-30-1,65) of D.R.I. challenged CARLA (47-6225)
(22-19-1,81) of CHEERS.  Up 16.  CROUCHING HAMSTER was defeated by CARLA in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute Challenge match.
     FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-2125) (54-61-2,172) of GWAR challenged AMELIA (28-3417) (51-
55-1,180) of DODGE BULLETS.  Up 8.  FLATTUS MAXIMUS devastated AMELIA in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge contest.
     MAYLA TYL CRENA (82-7113) (41-34-0,199) of FEAR FACTORY III challenged
CANNONBALL (72-5313) (34-46-2,201) of X-POSSE.  Up 2.  MAYLA TYL CRENA was viciously
subdued by CANNONBALL in a 2 minute Challenge match.

For the title:
     BALLIOL BLACKMOON (81-614) (53-36-0,253) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged PERSEUS
(72-1612) (66-43-1,246) of DEADLY RAGE II.  Down a mere 7 from the top.  BALLIOL
BLACKMOON devastated PERSEUS in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
Congratulations to Mr. Blackmoon.

And there you have it, short, to the point, and staggering in just under the
deadline.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614     54  36     278  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-AVONSIDE 13-3927             62  68  1  259  KIWI CONNECTION (747)      DULLENS
-WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167      71  26  1  256  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
-MAD CAT 7-2965               86  55  7  246  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (214) BONSUR
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086           58  39     238  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458       54  38  2  216  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           35  46  2  213  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 KIMO 70-6089                 44  52  4  211  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
 MARILYN MANSON 61-1993       44  35  2  211  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TINY TIM 60-6042             36  13  1  210  CRAZY CREEPS (363)         ARADI
 RIDDLER 61-1856              81  63  1  204  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 COERCE 78-1577               36  33  1  204  FEAR FACTORY (1216)        LIN TIRIAN
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              51  37     203  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
-KRONOS GRIMHOLT 7-6011       31  24  1  200  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 MORTIFICATION 61-2333        57  51  4  198  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129          53  62  2  198  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH
-GURU GNU 38-4784             23  17     197  HILLTOP GURUS (1282)       CLIFFHOME
 PERSEUS 72-1612              66  44  1  196  DEADLY RAGE II (1214)      DRAGONHEAD
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113      41  35     195  FEAR FACTORY III (1217)    DWES EG
 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130     50  58  3  194  GWAR (1213)                SENTERN
 THELONIUS 21-6631            45  38  2  194  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      55  61  2  186  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            37  37     182  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 MUDVAYNE 61-3039             32  28     182  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      40  26  1  181  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ORPHAN 72-5463               26  25  2  177  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 FRASIER 47-6224              25  18     176  CHEERS (1375)              NORTH FORK
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           34  56     167  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 AMELIA 28-3417               51  56  1  166  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          28  19  1  160  D.R.I. (1209)              SUNSET

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TEMPTRESS 47-6671            18  12  1  149  LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364)     NORTH FORK
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365         55  69     143  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273       40  42  4  136  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        43  45  1  131  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534           49  83  1  119  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-WAMBASU THE BOLD 21-7439     24  29      99  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 GLACIER 58-5887              43  51      97  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
-SALINA REES 52-3546          19  39  1   97  MIDDLE WAY 8 (1271)        FRATSFA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-VENGEANCE 31-4369            20  26  4   90  THE STORM REAVERS (992)    CHIMLEVTAL
-GITCHIGOOMIE 21-7251         19  15      87  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 G W BUSH 59-2764             29  24  1   83  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 CARLA 47-6225                23  19  1   83  CHEERS (1375)              NORTH FORK
 LORD FOUL 59-1395            24  31  1   82  BLOODGUARD (1341)          ILLIS
-MAD COW DISEASE 11-7493      18   3  1   79  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
 BATWAMBA 21-7118             24  40      77  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
-QUALITY 50-3770              21   6      69  LIFE IMPACTS (1263)        SNOWBOUND
-ZIGGY WOLFSBANE 21-6432      26  19      68  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
-ZORK 8-5195                  19   7  3   67  Z GLADIATORZ (1128)        ARKERS
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    29  31  1   66  D.R.I. (1209)              SUNSET
-TORINO 21-7753               18   9      63  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         30  23  1   62  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 HU YAN ZHUO 52-849           20  24      62  WAH CHING (1359)           FRATSFA
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           26  21  1   60  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 SKI MASK 58-5869             66 108  1   55  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
-GREEN SNOT 11-7642           16   3  2   53  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
 HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148     16   7      53  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
-GOLDEN GIRL 16-6132          15   7  1   53  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
-STEEL DRAGON 31-5541         15   4      49  THE CANUCKS (616)          CHIMLEVTAL
-FROSTY 47-7332               17   9      48  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
-DECISIVE 82-19671             5   0      38  ATTRIBUTES (1390)          DWES EG
-MINDQUAKE 72-5861            19  16      30  TWISTED SISTERS (1201)     DRAGONHEAD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

We're running short on time today, which isn't unusual, but we're even SHORTER this
time.  Would that be Dwarf Time?  Two-three this time, which is not as good as last
time, but still better than things have been lately.  We'll take it!  Pizza all
around. -- Glacier

It seems WRONG that the Imprisoned Spy should learn a skill when *I* didn't. -- Young
Joan

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BALLIOL BLACKMOON devastated PERSEUS in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
MAYLA TYL CRENA was viciously subdued by CANNONBALL in a 2 minute Challenge match.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS devastated AMELIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CROUCHING HAMSTER was defeated by CARLA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge match.
THELONIUS was devastated by PUNGENT STENCH in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
RETROVIRUS viciously subdued TELGOR in a popular 4 minute gruesome competition.
HUNTSMAN viciously subdued 3 FISTED RAT BOY in a action packed 2 minute gruesome duel.
RIDDLER overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 3 minute gory uneven duel.
MARILYN MANSON beat RIRORNI COOK in a popular 2 minute gory melee.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH was demolished by KIMO in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
MORTIFICATION was viciously subdued by TELGOR in a exciting 5 minute bloody battle.
COERCE beat TAMMY FAYE in a 2 minute conflict.
ORPHAN was handily defeated by KNUCKLE JAW in a 1 minute uneven fight.
REAGANOMICS was defeated by FRASIER in a action packed 2 minute struggle.
BALDASSARE overcame NINE INCH NAIL in a 2 minute bloody bout.
MUDVAYNE devastated GHOST DANCER in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
PROPANE TORCH was overpowered by TEMPTRESS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
YOUNG JOAN was defeated by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 3 minute conflict.
BATWAMBA devastated SKI MASK in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
HREIDMAR THE RED was vanquished by GLACIER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KING MIDAS was handily defeated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
UNCLE FESTER demolished ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
G W BUSH overpowered RIRORNI SOLDIER in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
LORD FOUL overpowered HU YAN ZHUO in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         TOTAL PARRY       22 -  12 -  1      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -   9 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         AIMED BLOW        45 -  30 -  1      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-STRIKE      25 -  23 -  0      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    53 -  49 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         WALL OF STEEL     48 -  45 -  0      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  33 -  0      42  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  29 -  0      42  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  23 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  21 -  0      34  |

Turn 272 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  4         4  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614   54  36  0  278 DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)
TOTAL PARRY      RETROVIRUS 70-6086         58  39  0  238 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)
LUNGING ATTACK   CANNONBALL 72-5313         35  46  2  213 X-POSSE (1093)
SLASHING ATTACK  KIMO 70-6089               44  52  4  211 FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)
PARRY-STRIKE     MARILYN MANSON 61-1993     44  35  2  211 FEAR FACTORY (1211)
WALL OF STEEL    RIDDLER 61-1856            81  63  1  204 FEAR FACTORY (1211)
STRIKING ATTACK  3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130   50  58  3  194 GWAR (1213)
BASHING ATTACK   FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125    55  61  2  186 GWAR (1215)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    REAGANOMICS 21-6182        28  19  1  160 D.R.I. (1209)
PARRY-LUNGE      LORD FOUL 59-1395          24  31  1   82 BLOODGUARD (1341)

The overall popularity leader is RETROVIRUS 70-6086.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
RETROVIRUS 70-6086, PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458, MORTIFICATION 61-2333, CANNONBALL 
72-5313, RIDDLER 61-1856, HUNTSMAN 7-5837, MARILYN MANSON 61-1993, FRASIER 47-6224, 
CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184, and CARLA 47-6225.

The least popular fighter this week was KING MIDAS 59-2770.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148, PROPANE TORCH 61-2524, GHOST DANCER 
28-3365, ORPHAN 72-5463, HU YAN ZHUO 52-849, SKI MASK 58-5869, AMELIA 28-3417, LORD 
FOUL 59-1395, TEMPTRESS 47-6671, and NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            2  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  2 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  2 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       2  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  3 0  ILLIS(59)            3  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            0  3 0  JURINE(61)           4  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  SENTERN(70)          2  1 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  
NORTH FORK(47)       3  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837             51  37  0  203  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     40  26  1  181  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 THELONIUS 21-6631           45  38  2  194  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 AMELIA 28-3417              51  56  1  166  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          34  56  0  167  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 FRASIER 47-6224             25  18  0  176  CHEERS (1375)              NORTH FORK
 HU YAN ZHUO 52-849          20  24  0   62  WAH CHING (1359)           FRATSFA
 GLACIER 58-5887             43  51  0   97  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 G W BUSH 59-2764            29  24  1   83  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458      54  38  2  216  FEAR FACTORY (1211)        JURINE
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086          58  39  0  238  FEAR FACTORY IV (1212)     SENTERN
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          35  46  2  213  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         53  62  2  198  GWAR (1215)                MAZGOURRAH
 COERCE 78-1577              36  33  1  204  FEAR FACTORY (1216)        LIN TIRIAN
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614    54  36  0  278  DRAGONBANE GUILD (1240)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     41  35  0  195  FEAR FACTORY III (1217)    DWES EG

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                         WILLOW (14-4754) ZOMBIE SQUAD (478) 
                      SERPENTITO (36-7542) SERPENTS HOLD (629) 
                     THE SHINING (82-1279) FAILED MUSICALS (222) 
                     BESS (82-35303) SUPERIOR FORCES 4502 (5816) 
                        JABBER HOGAN (82-49966) LAZY 9 (8398) 
                       LAZY CRIMINAL (84-18259) KAOSTIC (1429) 
                         HIDDEN GERBIL (84-19254) TMI (3416) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes