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Date   : 06/10/2014    Duedate: 07/07/2014

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 275

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-FEVER PITCH 21/1405   32   10   0 76.2      WAY TO GO! II 73/1010
    PULP FICTION 32/1407                        HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871
    CHUCK'S PINUPS 1/1397                       ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826
    GLAD TO MEAT YOU 41/1408                    THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812
    WISH YOU WERE BEER 7/1402                   IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883
  2 AGED 84/1399         473  229   1 67.4      INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745
    BULLDOGS 11/174                           4-CHEERS 47/1375        11    9   0 55.0
    ATTRIBUTES 82/1390                        5-DARK BLADES 3/1401   141  124   0 53.2
    CRAZY CREEPS 60/363                         BATTEL BLADES 9/1403
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                       6 LUROCIAN DE 47/1364    9    8   1 52.9
    DARK TOADS 05T 82/1398                    7 TALL TALES 59/1335    40   40   1 50.0
    PROBLEM CAUSERS 84/1368                   8 VIKINGS 10/1208      240  299   2 44.5
    GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577                    SENTINELS 7/1202
  3 SPARF! 20/873       2772 1344  33 67.3      NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
    CRYPTICS 25/150                             DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
    SKI TAOS 23/860                           9 WITLESS WON 39/1052  137  188   0 42.2
    AVID FANS 45/199                         10 BLOODGUARD 59/1341    12   18   1 40.0
    REAL BEER 21/859                         11 DODGE BULLET 28/867  552 1005   5 35.5
    THE BULLS 73/255                            CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
    BLOWN AWAY 44/398                        12 X-POSSE 72/1093       42   83   3 33.6
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           NIGHTHAWKS 71/1153
    KING'S COURT 11/34                          TWISTED SISTERS 72/1201
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                       13 WAH CHING 52/1359      2    5   0 28.6
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                      14 ZOMBIE SQUA 75/1411    1    4   0 20.0
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         SERPENTS HOLD 26/1406
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         SERPENTS HOLD 59/1415
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                        SERPENTS HOLD 65/1410
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                        ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 17/1404
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                        SERPENTS HOLD 2 51/1409
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                    15-FOOT OF PRI 35/1413    0    1   0  0.0

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 375): CLYDE D'CLUB of PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 372): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 640): PITCHFORK of USEFUL WEAPONS (Smithy, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 324): ISRAFELof DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 347): BENEZIA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 342): EXPOSED of HORNY GOAT X (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 328): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 322): FAT LIP of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 307): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 300): HEATH BAR of SHEWISH MUNCHIES (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 276): HAUGHA RYDE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 277): URSULA ZAROFF of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 92): WHITEY D'EAGLE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetreas, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 274): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 375): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 372): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 370): BASH BROS OCEAN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 324): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 347): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 342): NUKE TEST (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 328): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 322): IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 307): MASS EFFECT (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 300): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 276): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 275): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 276): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 92): BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 277): FEVER PITCH et al (Chuck, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 374): IWO JIMA of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 369): MALICE of ASSASSINATION (Ghab, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 347): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 341): WITCHCRAZE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
                               CHICKEN A LA KING of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 321): SINISTER SAINT of IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 307): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 299): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          JOHNNY APPLESEED (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                   (turn 275): VIRUS of BASH BROS MICROSOFT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

     I have been here many times before.  I am getting old.  I am a tired old lady.
I need some chips and a beer.  And a nap.  Yeah, bring on that nap.  But I will
defend the title.  Don't know how well, but it will be defended.  I am trying to get
back in shape for the FTF.  Work out; nap; work out; nap, etc.  Then the chips and
beer.  Work out and nap....
     Don't tell Lady Fern that I only work out, nap, and eat.  She will want me to
put my 40 hours in at work, and I am really all out of tricks.
     Work out, nap, eat....
          Whacking Willow

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     And here we are, in summer!  I was beginning to wonder if it would ever arrive.
Now I'm wondering when it will leave.
     Significant point movements:  Mindquake up 40; King Midas down 35.  Same fight.
     Most avoided, X-Posse, by Flower Girls.
     Most challenged, Cannonball.
     Fifty-three fights, and before you start cheering, note that thirty-four of
those fights involved standbys.  Three challenges.  The standbys went 11-23.  I could
break that down by which standbys did what, but it sounds too much like work, so I'll
pass today.  And I'm going to personally comment (if I can think of anything to say)
only on those fights which involved two managed gladiators.  Standbys need not apply!
In passing, I would guess that the sudden influx of gladiators here has to do with
the upcoming tourney.  We'll take it however it comes.

     KING MIDAS (59-2770) (28-21-1,75) of TALL TALES fought MINDQUAKE (72-5861) (19-
17-0,24) of TWISTED SISTERS.  KING MIDAS was vanquished by MINDQUAKE in a 1 minute
mismatched match.  As noted above, this fight produced significant point movements.
I'm not going to say "biggest point movements," because the clerks, much less Snide
Clemens, can't count.  But significant.
     SKI MASK (58-5869) (66-110-1,49) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought GREEN KING (21-
5183) (11-2-0,81) of REAL BEER.  SKI MASK was devastated by GREEN KING in an exciting
1 minute mismatched conflict.  Ah, the Duck cannot hold his beer.  We suspected as
much.
     HREIDMAR THE RED (10-6148) (17-8-0,58) of VIKINGS fought SCOUNDREL (84-7048) (7-
4-1,24) of PROBLEM CAUSERS.  HREIDMAR THE RED was vanquished by SCOUNDREL in a
popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.  And it was quite scoundrelly of the fellow to
do so, too!
     A.O. HELL (54-2523) (36-16-2,137) of USELESS TOOLS fought GLACIER (58-5887) (44-
52-0,108) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  A.O. HELL was devastated by GLACIER in a popular 1
minute one-sided brawl.  Does this mean that A.O. was "out in the cold"?
     A GROUNDSKEEPER (45-1613) (36-34-1,144) of AVID FANS fought JOHNNY APPLESEED
(59-2767) (22-33-0,99) of TALL TALES.  A GROUNDSKEEPER devastated JOHNNY APPLESEED in
an exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.  And high time.  Johnny has been strewing
those seeds of is all over the place.  What a mess!
     LORD FOUL (59-1395) (26-31-2,102) of BLOODGUARD fought R BAGGIO (17-4867) (19-
11-1,125) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL.  LORD FOUL was subdued by R BAGGIO in a 2 minute
battle.  Does this mean R Baggio fouled, or did Lord Foul do it to him?

     TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (34-58-0,164) of WITLESS WONDERS fought YOUNG JOAN (28-
3534) (50-84-1,150) of DODGE BULLETS.  TAMMY FAYE was subdued by YOUNG JOAN in a 1
minute fight.  Occasionally, not OFTEN, but sometimes, wit helps.
     F.O.A.D. (73-442) (41-19-2,201) of ALPHABET SOUP fought AMELIA (28-3417) (51-58-
1,176) of DODGE BULLETS.  F.O.A.D. devastated AMELIA in an action packed 2 minute
bloody mismatched match.  I never cared much for alphabets myself, and I can see that
Amelia is Not Interested.  Too bad.
     DARK TOWER (11-1702) (93-60-0,206) of KING'S COURT fought TINY TIM (60-6042)
(36-13-1,210) of CRAZY CREEPS.  DARK TOWER was overpowered by TINY TIM in an action
packed 6 minute one-sided fight.  He's little, but he's tough.
     RUBBER KNIFE (54-2038) (71-47-1,193) of USELESS TOOLS fought GHOST DANCER (28-
3365) (56-70-0,180) of DODGE BULLETS.  RUBBER KNIFE unbelievably bested GHOST DANCER
in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.  I'm not sure why this was so "unbelievable."
     PHONELESS CORD (54-2018) (48-35-0,194) of USELESS TOOLS fought HAGAR BLUETOOTH
(10-5850) (41-27-1,184) of VIKINGS.  PHONELESS CORD was savagely defeated by HAGAR
BLUETOOTH in a 4 minute bout.  Did you know that phoneless cords make great garrotes?

     HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (51-39-0,210) of SENTINELS fought LAR'EH WALKER (60-5825) (19-
9-1,176) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH.  HUNTSMAN was beaten by LAR'EH WALKER in a popular 1
minute bout.  Forgot to renew your hunting license, eh, Hunter?
     OSCAR (50-3153) (39-16-0,193) of OPEN SESAME fought FIVE GOLDEN RINGS (16-4331)
(43-15-0,205) of GOLDEN GLADIATORS.  OSCAR was narrowly defeated by FIVE GOLDEN RINGS
in an action packed 7 minute duel.  Five fought rings around him.
     ACE OF BASE (47-6905) (28-16-0,207) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ORPHAN (72-5463) (26-
25-2,177) of X-POSSE.  ACE OF BASE vanquished ORPHAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
Thirty points difference, easy win.  Random matches will do that to you.
     PIRES (7-5665) (23-7-0,187) of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS fought BALDASSARE (7-6003)
(38-38-0,192) of SENTINELS.  PIRES was overpowered by BALDASSARE in a 1 minute uneven
struggle.  Ooooh!  A home-town match!
     BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (47-28-1,202) of PARTY ANIMALS fought TEMPTRESS (47-6671)
(20-12-1,156) of LUROCIAN DEVILS.  BULL DURHAM defeated TEMPTRESS in a 1 minute duel.
You should never have set up the meeting in a china shop, Temptress.

The challenges:
     DECISIVE (82-19671) (6-0-0,57) of ATTRIBUTES challenged HU YAN ZHUO (52-849)
(20-26-0,42) of WAH CHING.  Down 15.  DECISIVE overpowered HU YAN ZHUO in a 2 minute
mismatched Challenge duel.  And, that Attribute did it decisively.
     MAD COW DISEASE (11-7493) (19-3-1,94) of BULLDOGS challenged G W BUSH (59-2764)
(30-25-1,83) of TALL TALES.  Down 9.  MAD COW DISEASE demolished G W BUSH in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge melee.  That Cow goes BEYOND mad.

For the title, not sitting on her laurels (which are too prickly to sit on anyway):
     WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (72-26-1,271) of FLOWER GIRLS challenged CANNONBALL
(72-5313) (37-46-2,233) of X-POSSE.  Down 38.  WHACKING WILLOW devastated CANNONBALL
in a 9 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.  Talk about dragging out a fight,
nine minutes?  But we congratulate Whacking Willow anyway.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167      73  26  1  282  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE REFEREE 45-1091          91  52  4  385  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 TINY TIM 60-6042             37  13  1  240  CRAZY CREEPS (363)         ARADI
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429          51  44  1  237  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992          82  30  2  231  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 HARI-KARI 73-3049            65  12     226  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035         34  19     224  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331    44  15     223  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
 ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902         48  24  1  222  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         142  41  2  216  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 ACE OF BASE 47-6905          29  16     213  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TRASH CAN 50-3403            29  13  4  211  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FIGHTER ACE 47-1189          82  56  6  210  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            39  38     209  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 F.O.A.D. 73-442              42  19  2  208  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
 THE LION KING 47-6360        35  13     207  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 ACE FREHLEY 47-3669          26  15     206  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948            20  11  2  206  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           37  47  2  205  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324           48  28  1  204  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      42  27  1  204  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 JIVE 25-624                 112  72  1  203  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182       50  30  3  200  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 OSCAR 50-3153                39  17     200  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825        20   9  1  200  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 DARK TOWER 11-1702           93  61     199  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 BULL FROG 73-4547            39  20     199  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038         72  47  1  198  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 KING FORADAY 47-3762         71  57  4  198  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850   42  29  2  198  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908        61  52  1  195  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292            48  37  3  195  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         108  54  3  192  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424        36  22     192  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 PHONELESS CORD 54-2018       48  36     191  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513      46  23  1  190  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 BURGER KING 47-4152          44  41  3  190  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TAOS 26-4042                 37  21  1  190  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 THE COUNT 50-1860            24  14     189  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              51  40     186  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810     49  31  4  185  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
 ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203         36  19     185  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112       37  26  1  184  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 UZI 44-1701                  39  38  1  183  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365         56  71     180  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 JACK KNIFE 47-6694           33  18  1  180  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 ACE METRIC 47-3554           34  25     179  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 AMELIA 28-3417               51  59  1  178  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 PIRES 7-5665                 23   8     178  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
 BASE ON BULLS 73-3101        39  16  4  177  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 ORPHAN 72-5463               26  26  2  176  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 CUBA 26-3917                 39  19     173  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 TEMPTRESS 47-6671            20  13  1  167  LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364)     NORTH FORK
 YOUNG JOAN 28-3534           51  84  1  162  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           34  59     152  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613      37  34  1  146  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 GLACIER 58-5887              45  52     144  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 R BAGGIO 17-4867             20  11  1  127  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 A.O. HELL 54-2523            36  17  2  112  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 LORD FOUL 59-1395            26  32  2  105  BLOODGUARD (1341)          ILLIS
 MAD COW DISEASE 11-7493      20   3  1  104  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     22  34     100  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         33  23  1   90  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 GREEN KING 21-5183           12   2      84  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 G W BUSH 59-2764             30  26  1   80  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-IWO JIMA 8-5223              24   7  1   80  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS
-HOT DOG 11-7601              21  12  1   76  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
-BATWAMBA 21-7118             24  41      72  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
-PORT-A-FORTRESS 8-5355       20  11      71  THE CHOSEN (1412)          ARKERS
 MINDQUAKE 72-5861            20  17      64  TWISTED SISTERS (1201)     DRAGONHEAD
 DECISIVE 82-19671             7   0      63  ATTRIBUTES (1390)          DWES EG
-DOGGY BAG 11-7740            18   7  1   62  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
-NO TURN 35-4425              15  15  3   59  FOOT OF PRIDE (1413)       MURSKA
 SCOUNDREL 84-7048             8   4  1   57  PROBLEM CAUSERS (1368)     BLACKSTONE
-KAT 71-3531                  19  38  2   56  NIGHTHAWKS (1153)          KYR'TERR
-MUSHROOM 71-6628             15   9      54  PIZZA TOPPINGS (1400)      KYR'TERR
 SKI MASK 58-5869             66 111  1   50  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
-SADIE 46-4062                15   4  1   50  FANDILS (220)              ARDIVENT
-TOAD 82-35966                12   6      49  DARK TOADS 05T (1398)      DWES EG
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           28  22  1   40  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
-WRINKLES 84-19219            11   5  1   39  AGED (1399)                BLACKSTONE
 HU YAN ZHUO 52-849           20  27      38  WAH CHING (1359)           FRATSFA
 HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148     17   9      32  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Masques and Dodge Bullets -- Yes, someone reads your posts and the fight summaries.
And the someones appreciate them. -- Consortiumites Worldwide

On the other hand, we have few personals to add at the moment.  Both Whacking Willow
and Five Golden Rings appreciated their wins. -- The Consortium Elders

All -- Look for a few more fights from The Consortium as we build for The Chicago
Face. -- The Consortium Eldersd

Of course my win this time was worthy of note!  All my wins are worthy of note. --
Young Joan

Ah, my quality is becoming known!  I am the overall popularity leader, and RIGHTLY
SO. -- Ski Mask, Founder and President of Ducks With Swords

Hreidmar the Red -- You... DUCK HUNTER!  The use of a female-Duck decoy was
despicable. -- Ski Mask, Founder and President of Ducks With Swords, and Totally
Pissed Duck

The Imprisoned Spy was a Bad Person.  Evidence suggests that he was in the secret
employ of Snide Clemens! -- Young Joan

     You can hardly get worse than that, can you?

Temptress -- Whew!  Too hot for me. -- Glacier

Hagar Bluetooth -- Huh, you just wanted more smash. -- Amelia

Five Golden Rings -- If they'd been brass, I'd've HAD them. -- Ghost Dancer

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WHACKING WILLOW devastated CANNONBALL in a 9 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
MAD COW DISEASE demolished G W BUSH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
DECISIVE overpowered HU YAN ZHUO in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
HARI-KARI devastated GOJIRO in a exciting 4 minute bloody one-sided fight.
ROWDY YOBBO bested VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a popular 1 minute duel.
BODDINGTON'S devastated GOJIRO in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
LONDON QUIREBOY was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
THE REFEREE vanquished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ROTTEN LIVER viciously subdued VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
JACK KNIFE was handily defeated by CLOTTO in a exciting 2 minute one-sided bout.
DISCO QUEEN bested VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal conflict.
TAOS was demolished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided brawl.
BULL DURHAM defeated TEMPTRESS in a 1 minute duel.
PIRES was overpowered by BALDASSARE in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
GENERAL PUBLIC was handily defeated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
UZI was overpowered by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
FIGHTER ACE overpowered VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match.
DAIRY QUEEN was viciously subdued by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 2 minute bout.
ACE FREHLEY subdued RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a action packed 4 minute bout.
KING FORADAY vanquished IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
BURGER KING was subdued by TELGOR in a popular 1 minute fight.
BLACK JACK SHELACK viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 4 minute match.
THE LION KING defeated TELGOR in a exciting 3 minute gruesome bout.
AFRICAN QUEEN was luckily beaten by VERMICIOUS KNID in a action packed 3 minute duel.
DUTCH TREAT handily defeated GOJIRO in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
ACE OF BASE vanquished ORPHAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
OSCAR was narrowly defeated by FIVE GOLDEN RINGS in a action packed 7 minute duel.
TRASH CAN overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute gory one-sided match.
HUNTSMAN was beaten by LAR'EH WALKER in a popular 1 minute bout.
JIVE slimly won victory over CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
NUMBSKULL overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HUNZICKER BOWL overpowered IMPRISONED SPY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
ADAM'S APPLE was overcome by THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute gruesome match.
PHONELESS CORD was savagely defeated by HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a 4 minute bout.
RUBBER KNIFE unbelievably bested GHOST DANCER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
DARK TOWER was overpowered by TINY TIM in a action packed 6 minute one-sided fight.
BULL FROG bested IMPRISONED SPY in a 2 minute match.
BASE ON BULLS was handily defeated by CLOTTO in a 2 minute gory mismatched duel.
F.O.A.D. devastated AMELIA in a action packed 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
BEERVAHNA subdued VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a popular 1 minute match.
TAMMY FAYE was subdued by YOUNG JOAN in a 1 minute fight.
SITS ON HIS DUFF vanquished FLOYD in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
CUBA handily defeated CHEATING MANAGER in a 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
ACE METRIC handily defeated ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
STEVE MCQUEEN subdued ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.
THE COUNT devastated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LORD FOUL was subdued by R BAGGIO in a 2 minute battle.
A GROUNDSKEEPER devastated JOHNNY APPLESEED in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.
A.O. HELL was devastated by GLACIER in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HREIDMAR THE RED was vanquished by SCOUNDREL in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SKI MASK was devastated by GREEN KING in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
UNCLE FESTER beat R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute fight.
KING MIDAS was vanquished by MINDQUAKE in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  19         TOTAL PARRY       29 -   8 -  1      78  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   14         PARRY-STRIKE      28 -  20 -  0      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         LUNGING ATTACK    56 -  40 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         AIMED BLOW        39 -  30 -  1      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  10 -  1      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     45 -  45 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  20 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  27 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  30 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  22 -  0      29  |

Turn 275 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      4 - 10         4  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  3                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         5 -  5     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167    73  26  1  282 FLOWER GIRLS (265)
PARRY-STRIKE     THE REFEREE 45-1091        91  52  4  385 AVID FANS (199)
LUNGING ATTACK   ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429        51  44  1  237 SPARF! (873)
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          65  12  0  226 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
SLASHING ATTACK  ACE OF BASE 47-6905        29  16  0  213 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
WALL OF STEEL    THE LION KING 47-6360      35  13  0  207 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JIVE 25-624               112  72  1  203 CRYPTICS (150)
BASHING ATTACK   KING FORADAY 47-3762       71  57  4  198 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
STRIKING ATTACK  SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810   49  31  4  185 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)
PARRY-LUNGE      A.O. HELL 54-2523          36  17  2  112 USELESS TOOLS (552)

The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ACE FREHLEY 47-3669.  The ten other most popular fighters were OSCAR 
50-3153, DARK TOWER 11-1702, BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850, AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424, 
HARI-KARI 73-3049, ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902, CANNONBALL 72-5313, JIVE 25-624, PHONELESS 
CORD 54-2018, and HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850.

The least popular fighter this week was KING MIDAS 59-2770.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148, ORPHAN 72-5463, SKI MASK 58-5869, 
A.O. HELL 54-2523, JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, AMELIA 28-3417, UZI 
44-1701, PIRES 7-5665, and TEMPTRESS 47-6671.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          3  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  CALEAM(26)           2  1 0  TROCAR(54)           1  2 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  1 0  MORYA(28)            1  2 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  5 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  ARADI(60)            3  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  KRILL(44)            0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  2 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          4  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       9  5 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
TI(23)               1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        2  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          48  28  1  204  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 BALDASSARE 7-6003           39  38  0  209  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     42  27  1  204  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 DARK TOWER 11-1702          93  61  0  199  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331   44  15  0  223  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
 R BAGGIO 17-4867            20  11  1  127  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         51  44  1  237  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035        34  19  0  224  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      50  30  3  200  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 JIVE 25-624                112  72  1  203  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        142  41  2  216  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 GHOST DANCER 28-3365        56  71  0  180  DODGE BULLETS (867)        MORYA
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112      37  26  1  184  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          34  59  0  152  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 UZI 44-1701                 39  38  1  183  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 THE REFEREE 45-1091         91  52  4  385  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         82  30  2  231  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TRASH CAN 50-3403           29  13  4  211  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     73  26  1  282  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038        72  47  1  198  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 GLACIER 58-5887             45  52  0  144  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843)    DELARQ TOR
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     46  23  1  190  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 TINY TIM 60-6042            37  13  1  240  CRAZY CREEPS (363)         ARADI
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          37  47  2  205  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           65  12  0  226  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 DECISIVE 82-19671            7   0  0   63  ATTRIBUTES (1390)          DWES EG
 SCOUNDREL 84-7048            8   4  1   57  PROBLEM CAUSERS (1368)     BLACKSTONE