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Date : 06/10/2014 Duedate: 07/07/2014
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 275
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-FEVER PITCH 21/1405 32 10 0 76.2 WAY TO GO! II 73/1010
PULP FICTION 32/1407 HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871
CHUCK'S PINUPS 1/1397 ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826
GLAD TO MEAT YOU 41/1408 THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812
WISH YOU WERE BEER 7/1402 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883
2 AGED 84/1399 473 229 1 67.4 INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745
BULLDOGS 11/174 4-CHEERS 47/1375 11 9 0 55.0
ATTRIBUTES 82/1390 5-DARK BLADES 3/1401 141 124 0 53.2
CRAZY CREEPS 60/363 BATTEL BLADES 9/1403
FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 6 LUROCIAN DE 47/1364 9 8 1 52.9
DARK TOADS 05T 82/1398 7 TALL TALES 59/1335 40 40 1 50.0
PROBLEM CAUSERS 84/1368 8 VIKINGS 10/1208 240 299 2 44.5
GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577 SENTINELS 7/1202
3 SPARF! 20/873 2772 1344 33 67.3 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
CRYPTICS 25/150 DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/1240
SKI TAOS 23/860 9 WITLESS WON 39/1052 137 188 0 42.2
AVID FANS 45/199 10 BLOODGUARD 59/1341 12 18 1 40.0
REAL BEER 21/859 11 DODGE BULLET 28/867 552 1005 5 35.5
THE BULLS 73/255 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
BLOWN AWAY 44/398 12 X-POSSE 72/1093 42 83 3 33.6
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 NIGHTHAWKS 71/1153
KING'S COURT 11/34 TWISTED SISTERS 72/1201
OPEN SESAME 50/668 13 WAH CHING 52/1359 2 5 0 28.6
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108 14 ZOMBIE SQUA 75/1411 1 4 0 20.0
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 SERPENTS HOLD 26/1406
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 SERPENTS HOLD 59/1415
ALPHABET SOUP 73/943 SERPENTS HOLD 65/1410
USELESS TOOLS 54/552 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 17/1404
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 SERPENTS HOLD 2 51/1409
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 15-FOOT OF PRI 35/1413 0 1 0 0.0
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 375): CLYDE D'CLUB of PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 372): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 640): PITCHFORK of USEFUL WEAPONS (Smithy, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 324): ISRAFELof DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 347): BENEZIA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 342): EXPOSED of HORNY GOAT X (Grimm, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 328): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 322): FAT LIP of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 307): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 300): HEATH BAR of SHEWISH MUNCHIES (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 276): HAUGHA RYDE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 277): URSULA ZAROFF of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 92): WHITEY D'EAGLE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetreas, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 274): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 375): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 28 MORYA (turn 372): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 370): BASH BROS OCEAN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 324): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 347): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 342): NUKE TEST (Malaquar, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 328): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 322): IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 307): MASS EFFECT (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 300): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 276): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 275): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 276): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 92): BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 277): FEVER PITCH et al (Chuck, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 374): IWO JIMA of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 369): MALICE of ASSASSINATION (Ghab, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 347): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 341): WITCHCRAZE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
CHICKEN A LA KING of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 321): SINISTER SAINT of IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 307): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 299): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
JOHNNY APPLESEED (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
(turn 275): VIRUS of BASH BROS MICROSOFT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
I have been here many times before. I am getting old. I am a tired old lady.
I need some chips and a beer. And a nap. Yeah, bring on that nap. But I will
defend the title. Don't know how well, but it will be defended. I am trying to get
back in shape for the FTF. Work out; nap; work out; nap, etc. Then the chips and
beer. Work out and nap....
Don't tell Lady Fern that I only work out, nap, and eat. She will want me to
put my 40 hours in at work, and I am really all out of tricks.
Work out, nap, eat....
Whacking Willow
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
And here we are, in summer! I was beginning to wonder if it would ever arrive.
Now I'm wondering when it will leave.
Significant point movements: Mindquake up 40; King Midas down 35. Same fight.
Most avoided, X-Posse, by Flower Girls.
Most challenged, Cannonball.
Fifty-three fights, and before you start cheering, note that thirty-four of
those fights involved standbys. Three challenges. The standbys went 11-23. I could
break that down by which standbys did what, but it sounds too much like work, so I'll
pass today. And I'm going to personally comment (if I can think of anything to say)
only on those fights which involved two managed gladiators. Standbys need not apply!
In passing, I would guess that the sudden influx of gladiators here has to do with
the upcoming tourney. We'll take it however it comes.
KING MIDAS (59-2770) (28-21-1,75) of TALL TALES fought MINDQUAKE (72-5861) (19-
17-0,24) of TWISTED SISTERS. KING MIDAS was vanquished by MINDQUAKE in a 1 minute
mismatched match. As noted above, this fight produced significant point movements.
I'm not going to say "biggest point movements," because the clerks, much less Snide
Clemens, can't count. But significant.
SKI MASK (58-5869) (66-110-1,49) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought GREEN KING (21-
5183) (11-2-0,81) of REAL BEER. SKI MASK was devastated by GREEN KING in an exciting
1 minute mismatched conflict. Ah, the Duck cannot hold his beer. We suspected as
much.
HREIDMAR THE RED (10-6148) (17-8-0,58) of VIKINGS fought SCOUNDREL (84-7048) (7-
4-1,24) of PROBLEM CAUSERS. HREIDMAR THE RED was vanquished by SCOUNDREL in a
popular 1 minute one-sided struggle. And it was quite scoundrelly of the fellow to
do so, too!
A.O. HELL (54-2523) (36-16-2,137) of USELESS TOOLS fought GLACIER (58-5887) (44-
52-0,108) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. A.O. HELL was devastated by GLACIER in a popular 1
minute one-sided brawl. Does this mean that A.O. was "out in the cold"?
A GROUNDSKEEPER (45-1613) (36-34-1,144) of AVID FANS fought JOHNNY APPLESEED
(59-2767) (22-33-0,99) of TALL TALES. A GROUNDSKEEPER devastated JOHNNY APPLESEED in
an exciting 2 minute mismatched fight. And high time. Johnny has been strewing
those seeds of is all over the place. What a mess!
LORD FOUL (59-1395) (26-31-2,102) of BLOODGUARD fought R BAGGIO (17-4867) (19-
11-1,125) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL. LORD FOUL was subdued by R BAGGIO in a 2 minute
battle. Does this mean R Baggio fouled, or did Lord Foul do it to him?
TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (34-58-0,164) of WITLESS WONDERS fought YOUNG JOAN (28-
3534) (50-84-1,150) of DODGE BULLETS. TAMMY FAYE was subdued by YOUNG JOAN in a 1
minute fight. Occasionally, not OFTEN, but sometimes, wit helps.
F.O.A.D. (73-442) (41-19-2,201) of ALPHABET SOUP fought AMELIA (28-3417) (51-58-
1,176) of DODGE BULLETS. F.O.A.D. devastated AMELIA in an action packed 2 minute
bloody mismatched match. I never cared much for alphabets myself, and I can see that
Amelia is Not Interested. Too bad.
DARK TOWER (11-1702) (93-60-0,206) of KING'S COURT fought TINY TIM (60-6042)
(36-13-1,210) of CRAZY CREEPS. DARK TOWER was overpowered by TINY TIM in an action
packed 6 minute one-sided fight. He's little, but he's tough.
RUBBER KNIFE (54-2038) (71-47-1,193) of USELESS TOOLS fought GHOST DANCER (28-
3365) (56-70-0,180) of DODGE BULLETS. RUBBER KNIFE unbelievably bested GHOST DANCER
in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match. I'm not sure why this was so "unbelievable."
PHONELESS CORD (54-2018) (48-35-0,194) of USELESS TOOLS fought HAGAR BLUETOOTH
(10-5850) (41-27-1,184) of VIKINGS. PHONELESS CORD was savagely defeated by HAGAR
BLUETOOTH in a 4 minute bout. Did you know that phoneless cords make great garrotes?
HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (51-39-0,210) of SENTINELS fought LAR'EH WALKER (60-5825) (19-
9-1,176) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH. HUNTSMAN was beaten by LAR'EH WALKER in a popular 1
minute bout. Forgot to renew your hunting license, eh, Hunter?
OSCAR (50-3153) (39-16-0,193) of OPEN SESAME fought FIVE GOLDEN RINGS (16-4331)
(43-15-0,205) of GOLDEN GLADIATORS. OSCAR was narrowly defeated by FIVE GOLDEN RINGS
in an action packed 7 minute duel. Five fought rings around him.
ACE OF BASE (47-6905) (28-16-0,207) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ORPHAN (72-5463) (26-
25-2,177) of X-POSSE. ACE OF BASE vanquished ORPHAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
Thirty points difference, easy win. Random matches will do that to you.
PIRES (7-5665) (23-7-0,187) of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS fought BALDASSARE (7-6003)
(38-38-0,192) of SENTINELS. PIRES was overpowered by BALDASSARE in a 1 minute uneven
struggle. Ooooh! A home-town match!
BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (47-28-1,202) of PARTY ANIMALS fought TEMPTRESS (47-6671)
(20-12-1,156) of LUROCIAN DEVILS. BULL DURHAM defeated TEMPTRESS in a 1 minute duel.
You should never have set up the meeting in a china shop, Temptress.
The challenges:
DECISIVE (82-19671) (6-0-0,57) of ATTRIBUTES challenged HU YAN ZHUO (52-849)
(20-26-0,42) of WAH CHING. Down 15. DECISIVE overpowered HU YAN ZHUO in a 2 minute
mismatched Challenge duel. And, that Attribute did it decisively.
MAD COW DISEASE (11-7493) (19-3-1,94) of BULLDOGS challenged G W BUSH (59-2764)
(30-25-1,83) of TALL TALES. Down 9. MAD COW DISEASE demolished G W BUSH in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge melee. That Cow goes BEYOND mad.
For the title, not sitting on her laurels (which are too prickly to sit on anyway):
WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (72-26-1,271) of FLOWER GIRLS challenged CANNONBALL
(72-5313) (37-46-2,233) of X-POSSE. Down 38. WHACKING WILLOW devastated CANNONBALL
in a 9 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. Talk about dragging out a fight,
nine minutes? But we congratulate Whacking Willow anyway.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 73 26 1 282 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE REFEREE 45-1091 91 52 4 385 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
TINY TIM 60-6042 37 13 1 240 CRAZY CREEPS (363) ARADI
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 51 44 1 237 SPARF! (873) SEAM
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 82 30 2 231 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
HARI-KARI 73-3049 65 12 226 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 34 19 224 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 44 15 223 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902 48 24 1 222 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 142 41 2 216 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
ACE OF BASE 47-6905 29 16 213 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
TRASH CAN 50-3403 29 13 4 211 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 82 56 6 210 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BALDASSARE 7-6003 39 38 209 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
F.O.A.D. 73-442 42 19 2 208 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA
THE LION KING 47-6360 35 13 207 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
ACE FREHLEY 47-3669 26 15 206 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
NUMBSKULL 52-2948 20 11 2 206 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
CANNONBALL 72-5313 37 47 2 205 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 48 28 1 204 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 42 27 1 204 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
JIVE 25-624 112 72 1 203 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 50 30 3 200 SKI TAOS (860) TI
OSCAR 50-3153 39 17 200 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825 20 9 1 200 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
DARK TOWER 11-1702 93 61 199 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
BULL FROG 73-4547 39 20 199 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 72 47 1 198 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
KING FORADAY 47-3762 71 57 4 198 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 42 29 2 198 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 61 52 1 195 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 48 37 3 195 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 108 54 3 192 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 36 22 192 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 48 36 191 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 46 23 1 190 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
BURGER KING 47-4152 44 41 3 190 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
TAOS 26-4042 37 21 1 190 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
THE COUNT 50-1860 24 14 189 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 51 40 186 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 49 31 4 185 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812) ERINIKA
ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 36 19 185 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 37 26 1 184 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
UZI 44-1701 39 38 1 183 BLOWN AWAY (398) KRILL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GHOST DANCER 28-3365 56 71 180 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
JACK KNIFE 47-6694 33 18 1 180 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
ACE METRIC 47-3554 34 25 179 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
AMELIA 28-3417 51 59 1 178 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
PIRES 7-5665 23 8 178 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 39 16 4 177 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
ORPHAN 72-5463 26 26 2 176 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
CUBA 26-3917 39 19 173 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
TEMPTRESS 47-6671 20 13 1 167 LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364) NORTH FORK
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 51 84 1 162 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 34 59 152 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613 37 34 1 146 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
GLACIER 58-5887 45 52 144 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
R BAGGIO 17-4867 20 11 1 127 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
A.O. HELL 54-2523 36 17 2 112 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
LORD FOUL 59-1395 26 32 2 105 BLOODGUARD (1341) ILLIS
MAD COW DISEASE 11-7493 20 3 1 104 BULLDOGS (174) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 22 34 100 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 33 23 1 90 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
GREEN KING 21-5183 12 2 84 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
G W BUSH 59-2764 30 26 1 80 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-IWO JIMA 8-5223 24 7 1 80 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS
-HOT DOG 11-7601 21 12 1 76 BULLDOGS (174) ARUAK CITY
-BATWAMBA 21-7118 24 41 72 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
-PORT-A-FORTRESS 8-5355 20 11 71 THE CHOSEN (1412) ARKERS
MINDQUAKE 72-5861 20 17 64 TWISTED SISTERS (1201) DRAGONHEAD
DECISIVE 82-19671 7 0 63 ATTRIBUTES (1390) DWES EG
-DOGGY BAG 11-7740 18 7 1 62 BULLDOGS (174) ARUAK CITY
-NO TURN 35-4425 15 15 3 59 FOOT OF PRIDE (1413) MURSKA
SCOUNDREL 84-7048 8 4 1 57 PROBLEM CAUSERS (1368) BLACKSTONE
-KAT 71-3531 19 38 2 56 NIGHTHAWKS (1153) KYR'TERR
-MUSHROOM 71-6628 15 9 54 PIZZA TOPPINGS (1400) KYR'TERR
SKI MASK 58-5869 66 111 1 50 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
-SADIE 46-4062 15 4 1 50 FANDILS (220) ARDIVENT
-TOAD 82-35966 12 6 49 DARK TOADS 05T (1398) DWES EG
KING MIDAS 59-2770 28 22 1 40 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-WRINKLES 84-19219 11 5 1 39 AGED (1399) BLACKSTONE
HU YAN ZHUO 52-849 20 27 38 WAH CHING (1359) FRATSFA
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 17 9 32 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Masques and Dodge Bullets -- Yes, someone reads your posts and the fight summaries.
And the someones appreciate them. -- Consortiumites Worldwide
On the other hand, we have few personals to add at the moment. Both Whacking Willow
and Five Golden Rings appreciated their wins. -- The Consortium Elders
All -- Look for a few more fights from The Consortium as we build for The Chicago
Face. -- The Consortium Eldersd
Of course my win this time was worthy of note! All my wins are worthy of note. --
Young Joan
Ah, my quality is becoming known! I am the overall popularity leader, and RIGHTLY
SO. -- Ski Mask, Founder and President of Ducks With Swords
Hreidmar the Red -- You... DUCK HUNTER! The use of a female-Duck decoy was
despicable. -- Ski Mask, Founder and President of Ducks With Swords, and Totally
Pissed Duck
The Imprisoned Spy was a Bad Person. Evidence suggests that he was in the secret
employ of Snide Clemens! -- Young Joan
You can hardly get worse than that, can you?
Temptress -- Whew! Too hot for me. -- Glacier
Hagar Bluetooth -- Huh, you just wanted more smash. -- Amelia
Five Golden Rings -- If they'd been brass, I'd've HAD them. -- Ghost Dancer
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WHACKING WILLOW devastated CANNONBALL in a 9 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
MAD COW DISEASE demolished G W BUSH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
DECISIVE overpowered HU YAN ZHUO in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
HARI-KARI devastated GOJIRO in a exciting 4 minute bloody one-sided fight.
ROWDY YOBBO bested VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a popular 1 minute duel.
BODDINGTON'S devastated GOJIRO in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
LONDON QUIREBOY was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
THE REFEREE vanquished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ROTTEN LIVER viciously subdued VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
JACK KNIFE was handily defeated by CLOTTO in a exciting 2 minute one-sided bout.
DISCO QUEEN bested VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal conflict.
TAOS was demolished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided brawl.
BULL DURHAM defeated TEMPTRESS in a 1 minute duel.
PIRES was overpowered by BALDASSARE in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
GENERAL PUBLIC was handily defeated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
UZI was overpowered by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
FIGHTER ACE overpowered VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match.
DAIRY QUEEN was viciously subdued by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 2 minute bout.
ACE FREHLEY subdued RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a action packed 4 minute bout.
KING FORADAY vanquished IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
BURGER KING was subdued by TELGOR in a popular 1 minute fight.
BLACK JACK SHELACK viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 4 minute match.
THE LION KING defeated TELGOR in a exciting 3 minute gruesome bout.
AFRICAN QUEEN was luckily beaten by VERMICIOUS KNID in a action packed 3 minute duel.
DUTCH TREAT handily defeated GOJIRO in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
ACE OF BASE vanquished ORPHAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
OSCAR was narrowly defeated by FIVE GOLDEN RINGS in a action packed 7 minute duel.
TRASH CAN overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute gory one-sided match.
HUNTSMAN was beaten by LAR'EH WALKER in a popular 1 minute bout.
JIVE slimly won victory over CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
NUMBSKULL overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HUNZICKER BOWL overpowered IMPRISONED SPY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
ADAM'S APPLE was overcome by THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute gruesome match.
PHONELESS CORD was savagely defeated by HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a 4 minute bout.
RUBBER KNIFE unbelievably bested GHOST DANCER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
DARK TOWER was overpowered by TINY TIM in a action packed 6 minute one-sided fight.
BULL FROG bested IMPRISONED SPY in a 2 minute match.
BASE ON BULLS was handily defeated by CLOTTO in a 2 minute gory mismatched duel.
F.O.A.D. devastated AMELIA in a action packed 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
BEERVAHNA subdued VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a popular 1 minute match.
TAMMY FAYE was subdued by YOUNG JOAN in a 1 minute fight.
SITS ON HIS DUFF vanquished FLOYD in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
CUBA handily defeated CHEATING MANAGER in a 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
ACE METRIC handily defeated ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
STEVE MCQUEEN subdued ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.
THE COUNT devastated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LORD FOUL was subdued by R BAGGIO in a 2 minute battle.
A GROUNDSKEEPER devastated JOHNNY APPLESEED in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.
A.O. HELL was devastated by GLACIER in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HREIDMAR THE RED was vanquished by SCOUNDREL in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SKI MASK was devastated by GREEN KING in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
UNCLE FESTER beat R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute fight.
KING MIDAS was vanquished by MINDQUAKE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 19 TOTAL PARRY 29 - 8 - 1 78 |
|WALL OF STEEL 14 PARRY-STRIKE 28 - 20 - 0 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 10 LUNGING ATTACK 56 - 40 - 0 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 AIMED BLOW 39 - 30 - 1 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 10 - 1 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 45 - 45 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 19 - 20 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 27 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 30 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 22 - 0 29 |
Turn 275 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 10 4 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 2 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 5 - 5
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 73 26 1 282 FLOWER GIRLS (265)
PARRY-STRIKE THE REFEREE 45-1091 91 52 4 385 AVID FANS (199)
LUNGING ATTACK ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 51 44 1 237 SPARF! (873)
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 65 12 0 226 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
SLASHING ATTACK ACE OF BASE 47-6905 29 16 0 213 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
WALL OF STEEL THE LION KING 47-6360 35 13 0 207 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JIVE 25-624 112 72 1 203 CRYPTICS (150)
BASHING ATTACK KING FORADAY 47-3762 71 57 4 198 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
STRIKING ATTACK SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 49 31 4 185 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)
PARRY-LUNGE A.O. HELL 54-2523 36 17 2 112 USELESS TOOLS (552)
The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091. The most popular warrior this
turn was ACE FREHLEY 47-3669. The ten other most popular fighters were OSCAR
50-3153, DARK TOWER 11-1702, BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850, AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424,
HARI-KARI 73-3049, ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902, CANNONBALL 72-5313, JIVE 25-624, PHONELESS
CORD 54-2018, and HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850.
The least popular fighter this week was KING MIDAS 59-2770. The other ten least
popular fighters were HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148, ORPHAN 72-5463, SKI MASK 58-5869,
A.O. HELL 54-2523, JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, AMELIA 28-3417, UZI
44-1701, PIRES 7-5665, and TEMPTRESS 47-6671.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 3 2 0
BONSUR(7) 1 2 0 CALEAM(26) 2 1 0 TROCAR(54) 1 2 0
KOLACT(10) 1 1 0 MORYA(28) 1 2 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 5 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 3 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 0 0 KRILL(44) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 2 0
SEAM(20) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 2 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 4 1 0
SUNSET(21) 2 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 9 5 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
TI(23) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 2 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 48 28 1 204 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
BALDASSARE 7-6003 39 38 0 209 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 42 27 1 204 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
DARK TOWER 11-1702 93 61 0 199 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 44 15 0 223 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
R BAGGIO 17-4867 20 11 1 127 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 51 44 1 237 SPARF! (873) SEAM
BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 34 19 0 224 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 50 30 3 200 SKI TAOS (860) TI
JIVE 25-624 112 72 1 203 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 142 41 2 216 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
GHOST DANCER 28-3365 56 71 0 180 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 37 26 1 184 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 34 59 0 152 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
UZI 44-1701 39 38 1 183 BLOWN AWAY (398) KRILL
THE REFEREE 45-1091 91 52 4 385 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 82 30 2 231 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
TRASH CAN 50-3403 29 13 4 211 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 73 26 1 282 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 72 47 1 198 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
GLACIER 58-5887 45 52 0 144 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 46 23 1 190 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
TINY TIM 60-6042 37 13 1 240 CRAZY CREEPS (363) ARADI
CANNONBALL 72-5313 37 47 2 205 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
HARI-KARI 73-3049 65 12 0 226 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
DECISIVE 82-19671 7 0 0 63 ATTRIBUTES (1390) DWES EG
SCOUNDREL 84-7048 8 4 1 57 PROBLEM CAUSERS (1368) BLACKSTONE