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Date : 08/05/2014 Duedate: 09/01/2014
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 277
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 CANINE CUIS 61/1420 32 10 0 76.2 USELESS TOOLS 54/552
2 BULLDOGS 11/174 482 231 1 67.6 WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35
COLORIFIC 48/815 MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37
SMITHSONIAN 8/250 USELESS TOOLS 57/1249
ATTRIBUTES 82/1390 WAY TO GO! II 73/1010
CRAZY CREEPS 60/363 HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871
FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248
METAL MINCERS 29/276 CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117
SAPHIRE DREAM 82/1418 ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826
PROBLEM CAUSERS 84/1368 THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812
GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883
3 SPARF! 20/873 2803 1382 33 67.0 INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745
SPARF! 54/1139 4 LUROCIAN DE 47/1364 10 9 1 52.6
CRYPTICS 25/150 5 TALL TALES 59/1335 45 43 1 51.1
SKI TAOS 23/860 6 VIKINGS 10/1208 243 300 2 44.8
AVID FANS 45/199 SENTINELS 7/1202
REAL BEER 21/859 7 WITLESS WON 39/1052 137 190 0 41.9
THE BULLS 73/255 8 BLOODGUARD 59/1341 13 19 1 40.6
BLOWN AWAY 44/398 9 DODGE BULLET 28/867 556 1011 5 35.5
NOT QUITE 59/1028 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 10 X-FORCE 8/1054 45 87 3 34.1
KING'S COURT 11/34 X-POSSE 72/1093
OPEN SESAME 50/668 TWISTED SISTERS 72/1201
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108 11-SERPENTS HO 59/1415 1 4 0 20.0
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 12 WAH CHING 52/1359 2 9 0 18.2
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1331
ALPHABET SOUP 73/943 13 HORNY GOAT 47/1422 0 2 0 0.0
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 377): CLYDE D'CLUB of PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 374): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 638): PITCHFORK of USEFUL WEAPONS (Smithy, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 327): DUCK WITH SWORDS of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 349): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 344): CASTLE THUNDER of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 330): HEART OF GLASS of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 324): MALICE of IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 309): INNUK SHUK of WORLD BLADES 15 (Madwand, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 302): HEATH BAR of SHEWISH MUNCHIES (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 278): JOCK-IN-THE-BOX of SCOTCH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 279): F.U.B.A.R. of ALPHABET SOUP (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 94): WHITEY D'EAGLE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetreas, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 276): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 377): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 374): LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 372): BASH BROS OCEAN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 327): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 349): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 344): D.A. REJECTS (Spirit, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 330): PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 324): OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 309): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 302): HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 278): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 279): WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 94): NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetreas, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 276): AGED et al (Methusaleh, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 28 MORYA (turn 373): MERCURY of PLANETS (Stargazer, mgr.)
POP TARGET of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 372): DUST MITE of UNFIT TO BE ORCS (slugbait, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 349): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 344): CASTLE THUNDER of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
FLESH HUNTER of BAAL'S MINIONS (Var, mgr.)
(turn 343): EXPOSED of HORNY GOAT X (Grimm, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 329): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 323): FAT LIP of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 301): I MOTHER EARTH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 278): TOBEORNOTTOBE of TOTAL CHAOS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 94): WHITEY D'EAGLE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetreas, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
I told you all about my impending retirement and my expected new career as a
consultant last round. What will I tell you this round? Very little. But, I
sneaked a peak at a diary the other day, and I am going to reveal some personal facts
about Boss Consortium. I really am!
His favorites...
color -- yellow
sports movie -- Hoosiers
nonsports movie -- The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy
wife -- Sharon (43 years on July 31)
pet -- cats Beatrice and Irvin
food -- meat loaf
snacks -- pretzels (especially Tell City pretzels)
drink -- Tab and Diet Mountain Dew
grandkids -- Max and Clara
Oops, here he comes now. Maybe I can report more later. Anyway, good luck to
all at The Chicago Face.
Whacking Willow
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Debby Tonte came by and was ready to do the spy report, and I almost let her.
How can you say "no" to someone with a tan like that? But she needs to save herself
for Free Blades, which takes up way too much of her time.
So, some news. Significant point movements: Young Joan up 25. Rowdy Yobbo
down 68! Different fights.
Most challenged, Whacking Willow, which is as it should be. Most avoided,
Sentinels by Royal Flush.
Thirty-eight fights, seven challenges, twenty standbys. Really, the handicapper
isn't TRYING if he has to use that many standbys.
NEFARA (50-3785) (15-13-1,51) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought HREIDMAR THE RED (10-6148)
(17-9-0,32) of VIKINGS. NEFARA was overpowered by HREIDMAR THE RED in a 2 minute
bloody one-sided brawl. From what I hear, Hreidmar is just as much of a nuisance as
Nefara.
G W BUSH (59-2764) (31-26-1,83) of TALL TALES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (106-1)
(0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes. G W BUSH handily defeated ALASTARIAN DESERTER in
a 1 minute mismatched duel. One loss for the standbys.
KING MIDAS (59-2770) (29-22-1,64) of TALL TALES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (106-
1) (0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes. KING MIDAS won victory over ALASTARIAN
DESERTER in an exciting 1 minute struggle. Oh-two for the standbys.
YOSEMITE (8-5231) (20-1-0,55) of SMITHSONIAN fought JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767)
(22-35-0,85) of TALL TALES. YOSEMITE savagely defeated JOHNNY APPLESEED in a
monotonous 11 minute gruesome fight. Probably that geyser popped up and boiled the
trees, yes?
GREEN KING (21-5183) (13-2-0,100) of REAL BEER fought SKI MASK (58-5869) (66-
112-1,49) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. GREEN KING handily defeated SKI MASK in an action
packed 1 minute mismatched match. The Duck has never been much for handling beer.
Or anything harder.
TEMPTRESS (47-6671) (20-14-1,177) of LUROCIAN DEVILS fought JACK KNIFE (47-6694)
(33-18-1,180) of ROYAL FLUSH. TEMPTRESS vanquished JACK KNIFE in an action packed 1
minute gory one-sided bout. Too bad, Jack.
BASE ON BULLS (73-3101) (39-16-4,177) of THE BULLS fought YOUNG JOAN (28-3534)
(52-84-1,168) of DODGE BULLETS. BASE ON BULLS was subdued by YOUNG JOAN in an
exciting 2 minute conflict. Who'd've thought Joan would feel so strongly about
bulls?
PIRES (7-5665) (23-8-0,178) of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS fought GLACIER (58-5887)
(45-53-0,124) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. PIRES overpowered GLACIER in an exciting 1
minute one-sided fray. Global warming at work.
DARK TOWER (11-1702) (93-61-0,199) of KING'S COURT fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER
(106-23) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. DARK TOWER subdued VILLAINOUS INFORMER
in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match. Standbys oh-three.
BEERVAHNA (60-4292) (49-37-3,209) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH fought VERMICIOUS KNID
(106-30) (0-0-0,240) of the College of Mimes. BEERVAHNA was unbelievably bested by
VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 3 minute duel. Oops! Standbys now one-three.
RUBBER KNIFE (57-2546) (43-12-2,207) of USELESS TOOLS fought IMPRISONED SPY
(106-9) (0-0-0,170) of the College of Mimes. RUBBER KNIFE was savagely defeated by
IMPRISONED SPY in an action packed 2 minute bout. Two-three for the standbys.
TAOS (26-4042) (37-21-1,190) of HERE TO PHOENIX fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-0-
0,200) of the College of Mimes. TAOS narrowly defeated TELGOR in a popular 4 minute
brutal fight. Two-four, standbys.
PHONELESS CORD (54-2018) (48-36-0,191) of USELESS TOOLS fought HUNTSMAN (7-5837)
(51-40-0,186) of SENTINELS. PHONELESS CORD handily defeated HUNTSMAN in a 1 minute
one-sided fight. And the Huntsman can count himself luck not to be strangled.
ADAM'S APPLE (52-3203) (36-19-0,185) of OTTO'S PARTS fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-
0-0,220) of the College of Mimes. ADAM'S APPLE was vanquished by GOJIRO in a popular
2 minute gruesome one-sided bout. Standbys three-four.
OSCAR (50-3153) (39-17-0,200) of OPEN SESAME fought VERMICIOUS KNID (106-30) (0-
0-0,240) of the College of Mimes. OSCAR was beaten by VERMICIOUS KNID in a 3 minute
competition. Standbys four-four.
THE COUNT (50-1860) (25-14-0,195) of OPEN SESAME fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-
0,181) of the College of Mimes. THE COUNT lost to CLOTTO in a popular 4 minute
gruesome fray. Standbys five-four.
DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (108-54-3,192) of ROYAL FLUSH fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-0-
0,220) of the College of Mimes. DAIRY QUEEN was overpowered by GOJIRO in an action
packed 3 minute one-sided bout. Standbys six-four, and it's a runaway streak!
PHILLIP THE BIRD (40-3708) (27-22-1,204) of CRUEL PET NAMES fought HAGAR
BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (42-27-1,204) of VIKINGS. PHILLIP THE BIRD lost to HAGAR
BLUETOOTH in a popular 4 minute gruesome match. That's what happens when you START
rude, Phillip.
BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (43-29-2,207) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ORPHAN (72-
5463) (26-26-2,176) of X-POSSE. BLACK JACK SHELACK overpowered ORPHAN in a popular 1
minute one-sided match. But Jack shines like a good boot.
UZI (44-1701) (39-38-1,183) of BLOWN AWAY fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER (106-23)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. UZI was viciously subdued by VILLAINOUS
INFORMER in an action packed 1 minute duel. Standbys seven-four.
KING FORADAY (47-3762) (72-57-4,207) of ROYAL FLUSH fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-0-
0,220) of the College of Mimes. KING FORADAY was savagely defeated by GOJIRO in an
exciting 2 minute gory duel. Standbys eight-four.
BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (49-28-1,206) of PARTY ANIMALS fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520)
(34-60-0,159) of WITLESS WONDERS. BULL DURHAM devastated TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute
one-sided contest. Could somebody please give this woman a wit?
FIGHTER ACE (47-1189) (83-56-6,212) of ROYAL FLUSH fought BALDASSARE (7-6003)
(39-38-0,209) of SENTINELS. FIGHTER ACE was savagely defeated by BALDASSARE in a
popular 2 minute bloody match. Aces don't always win.
THE REFEREE (45-1091) (92-52-4,388) of AVID FANS fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-0-
0,220) of the College of Mimes. THE REFEREE was devastated by GOJIRO in an exciting
2 minute brutal one-side fight. Nine-four, standbys.
DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (83-30-2,241) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-
0,181) of the College of Mimes. DISCO QUEEN viciously subdued CLOTTO in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute bloody bout. Nine-five, the standbys/
THE LION KING (47-6360) (36-13-0,218) of ROYAL FLUSH fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN
(106-26) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. THE LION KING was overpowered by
RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute one-sided duel. Ten-five standbys.
ACE OF BASE (47-6905) (30-16-0,221) of ROYAL FLUSH fought VERMICIOUS KNID (106-
30) (0-0-0,240) of the College of Mimes. ACE OF BASE was beaten by VERMICIOUS KNID
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict. Standbys eleven-five.
NUMBSKULL (52-2948) (21-11-2,214) of OTTO'S PARTS fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-29)
(0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. NUMBSKULL bested CRYSALIS GUARD in an exciting
2 minute bloody battle. Standbys eleven-six.
DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (143-41-2,224) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought CRYSALIS GUARD
(106-29) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. DUTCH TREAT overpowered CRYSALIS GUARD
in a crowd pleasing 6 minute one-sided match. Standbys eleven-seven. We are not
well guarded here.
ROWDY YOBBO (20-3429) (52-44-1,248) of SPARF! fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-0,181)
of the College of Mimes. ROWDY YOBBO was overpowered by CLOTTO in a 1 minute one-
sided melee. Standbys twelve-seven.
F.O.A.D. (73-442) (43-19-2,216) of ALPHABET SOUP fought VERMICIOUS KNID (106-30)
(0-0-0,240) of the College of Mimes. F.O.A.D. was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS
KNID in a popular 4 minute gory duel. And the standbys finish at thirteen-seven. A
winning round for them.
The challenges:
MINDQUAKE (72-5861) (20-18-0,44) of TWISTED SISTERS challenged HU YAN ZHUO (52-
849) (20-28-0,49) of WAH CHING. Up 5. MINDQUAKE vanquished HU YAN ZHUO in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge duel. More than his mind was quaking.
DART (8-4586) (21-14-1,67) of X-FORCE challenged UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (33-24-
1,69) of TALL TALES. DART was savagely defeated by UNCLE FESTER in a 2 minute
Challenge melee. Uncle Fester is a darts hustler.
A.O. HELL (54-2523) (36-17-2,112) of USELESS TOOLS challenged LORD FOUL (59-
1395) (27-32-2,127) of BLOODGUARD. Up 15. A.O. HELL beat LORD FOUL in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl. Two of a kind, these two. In some ways.
AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (36-22-0,192) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged GHOST DANCER
(28-3365) (57-71-0,196) of DODGE BULLETS. Up 4. AFRICAN QUEEN devastated GHOST
DANCER in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl. She danced the ghosts right
back into the ground.
GENERAL PUBLIC (31-3112) (37-26-1,184) of MILITARY MAYHEM challenged CANNONBALL
(72-5313) (37-48-2,190) of X-POSSE. Up 6. GENERAL PUBLIC was devastated by
CANNONBALL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest. Seems appropriate, somehow.
BURGER KING (47-4152) (44-41-3,190) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged AMELIA (28-3417)
(52-59-1,193) of DODGE BULLETS. Up 3. BURGER KING demolished AMELIA in a popular 1
minute one-sided Challenge melee. The other way around would make more sense.
For the title:
HARI-KARI (73-3049) (66-12-0,242) of WAY TO GO! II challenged WHACKING WILLOW
(52-3167) (74-26-1,296) of FLOWER GIRLS. Up 54. HARI-KARI was bested by WHACKING
WILLOW in a 4 minute Challenge Title fight. Looks like you're still on top, Willow.
It's, um, the whacking woman's burden.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 75 26 1 329 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TINY TIM 60-6042 38 13 1 260 CRAZY CREEPS (363) ARADI
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 84 30 2 244 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 45 15 243 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 144 41 2 237 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
BALDASSARE 7-6003 40 38 231 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
NUMBSKULL 52-2948 22 11 2 222 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 43 27 1 215 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 44 29 2 212 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARI-KARI 73-3049 66 13 210 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
-TRASH CAN 50-3403 29 14 4 210 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 50 28 1 208 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 37 22 207 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 49 36 206 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
-RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 72 48 1 205 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
BURGER KING 47-4152 45 41 3 205 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
CANNONBALL 72-5313 38 48 2 205 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
-ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902 48 25 1 204 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
-ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809 24 15 1 204 COLORIFIC (815) CAER
TAOS 26-4042 38 21 1 203 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 27 23 1 202 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
DARK TOWER 11-1702 94 61 201 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
-HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 50 31 3 198 SKI TAOS (860) TI
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 49 38 3 198 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
F.O.A.D. 73-442 43 20 2 198 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA
-BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 34 20 198 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
TEMPTRESS 47-6671 21 14 1 198 LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364) NORTH FORK
FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 83 57 6 197 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
KING FORADAY 47-3762 72 58 4 196 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
OSCAR 50-3153 39 18 196 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
-ACE FREHLEY 47-3669 26 16 196 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
ACE OF BASE 47-6905 30 17 195 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 53 84 1 193 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
THE REFEREE 45-1091 92 53 4 191 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
-JIVE 25-624 112 73 1 190 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
-LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 38 24 190 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE LION KING 47-6360 36 14 190 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 50 24 2 189 NOT QUITE (1028) ILLIS
GHOST DANCER 28-3365 57 72 188 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
-BULL FROG 73-4547 39 21 188 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
THE COUNT 50-1860 25 15 186 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 108 55 3 185 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 46 24 1 183 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
-VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 32 12 1 183 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR
AMELIA 28-3417 52 60 1 182 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 43 13 2 181 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 52 45 1 180 SPARF! (873) SEAM
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 51 41 180 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
PIRES 7-5665 24 8 180 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
-LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825 20 10 1 180 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 61 53 1 179 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 49 32 4 179 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812) ERINIKA
ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 36 20 179 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
UZI 44-1701 39 39 1 177 BLOWN AWAY (398) KRILL
GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 37 27 1 176 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
ORPHAN 72-5463 26 27 2 176 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
-CUBA 26-3917 39 20 170 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
JACK KNIFE 47-6694 33 19 1 170 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-ACE METRIC 47-3554 34 26 169 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 39 17 4 168 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 34 61 165 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613 37 35 1 146 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
GLACIER 58-5887 45 54 132 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
-MAD COW DISEASE 11-7493 21 3 1 132 BULLDOGS (174) ARUAK CITY
A.O. HELL 54-2523 37 17 2 126 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
LORD FOUL 59-1395 27 33 2 120 BLOODGUARD (1341) ILLIS
-R BAGGIO 17-4867 20 12 1 111 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
GREEN KING 21-5183 14 2 102 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-POP TARGET 28-4817 21 32 95 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
G W BUSH 59-2764 32 26 1 85 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 34 24 1 80 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-PLUTONIUM PUNCH 29-5669 23 9 77 METAL MINCERS (276) LAPUR
YOSEMITE 8-5231 21 1 74 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS
-BLUE BLOOD 11-7721 22 7 73 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 22 36 70 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
DART 8-4586 21 15 1 67 X-FORCE (1054) ARKERS
KING MIDAS 59-2770 30 22 1 66 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-DECISIVE 82-19671 7 0 63 ATTRIBUTES (1390) DWES EG
-LEMON LAMB 11-7722 17 8 1 60 ANIMAL FARM (1095) ARUAK CITY
-SCOUNDREL 84-7048 8 5 1 58 PROBLEM CAUSERS (1368) BLACKSTONE
MINDQUAKE 72-5861 21 18 57 TWISTED SISTERS (1201) DRAGONHEAD
-MERCURY 28-4974 15 11 1 57 PLANETS (1419) MORYA
-NICHOLAS 56-4422 15 11 1 57 MEN OF STEEL (1388) ROCANIS
SKI MASK 58-5869 66 113 1 55 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
-RACK OF LAB 61-3185 16 5 2 55 CANINE CUISINE (1420) JURINE
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 18 9 54 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
-ABJURER 78-2534 15 7 52 MAGIC ARTISTS (1218) LIN TIRIAN
-EXPOSED 47-7595 14 3 2 47 HORNY GOAT X (1422) NORTH FORK
HU YAN ZHUO 52-849 20 29 37 WAH CHING (1359) FRATSFA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEFARA 50-3785 15 14 1 33 PUBLIC ENEMY (1331) SNOWBOUND
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Well, what an amazing run! We Consortiumites follow a 6-0 with a 7-2 and go 3-1
against Crip's Crap. Good stuff! Good stuff, we say. Our presence will diminish
now that The Face is upon us. Good luck to all, especially Crip who will probably
flood Chicago with his immortals. -- The Consortium Elders
Trash Can -- You surely are into weird stuff aren't you? I loved every minute of it,
Hon. (wink) -- Whacking Willow, TG
Whacking Willow -- For now. Hopefully I can change that in the future. -- Cannonball
Whacking Willow -- EXCELLENT advice. -- Jorja
Three-two for us today. Good! Nothing like a pleasant change. -- Glacier
G W Bush -- Ski Mask is still jumping up and down quacking furiously. But I think
his problem is the mask. He can't see out of it or breathe through it because the
holes are in the wrong place. To which he would probably add that it's a case of
anti-Duck prejudice, since he's stuck with a HUMAN mask. And then I'd probably say,
why not leave off the mask entirely. And he'd say it was a matter of principle,
which as a human I didn't understand. Etc. Our discussions often go like this. --
Glacier
Mad Cow Disease -- And your manager didn't get a veterinarian to look at you? Not
that just looking is enough. Turmeric and coconut oil, that's what you need. --
Glacier
P.S. Or at least it won't hurt you.
A Groundskeeper -- Next time you want to "keep the grounds," don't lay out a bonfire
around a stake. That kind of thing makes me DEEPLY suspicious. -- Young Joan
Cuba -- I dunno this "Cuba" place, it's probably down in the Ozarks, along with
Mexico and Paris. And Peculiar. No good airports. Besides, why would I want to go
to Phoenix? It's hot there. This is all some put-up deal by the travel agents,
isn't it? -- Amelia
Ace Metric -- Ah, you've doomed yourself with all that metricality. There's no
poetry in it, and you need the feet of a poet to dance with ghosts. -- Ghost Dancer
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HARI-KARI was bested by WHACKING WILLOW in a 4 minute Challenge Title fight.
BURGER KING demolished AMELIA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
GENERAL PUBLIC was devastated by CANNONBALL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
AFRICAN QUEEN devastated GHOST DANCER in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
A.O. HELL beat LORD FOUL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
DART was savagely defeated by UNCLE FESTER in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
MINDQUAKE vanquished HU YAN ZHUO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
F.O.A.D. was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
ROWDY YOBBO was overpowered by CLOTTO in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
DUTCH TREAT overpowered CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 6 minute one-sided match.
NUMBSKULL bested CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
ACE OF BASE was beaten by VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
THE LION KING was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
DISCO QUEEN viciously subdued CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
THE REFEREE was devastated by GOJIRO in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
FIGHTER ACE was savagely defeated by BALDASSARE in a popular 2 minute bloody match.
BULL DURHAM devastated TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
KING FORADAY was savagely defeated by GOJIRO in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
UZI was viciously subdued by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a action packed 1 minute duel.
BLACK JACK SHELACK overpowered ORPHAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
PHILLIP THE BIRD lost to HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a popular 4 minute gruesome match.
DAIRY QUEEN was overpowered by GOJIRO in a action packed 3 minute one-sided bout.
THE COUNT lost to CLOTTO in a popular 4 minute gruesome fray.
OSCAR was beaten by VERMICIOUS KNID in a 3 minute competition.
ADAM'S APPLE was vanquished by GOJIRO in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
PHONELESS CORD handily defeated HUNTSMAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TAOS narrowly defeated TELGOR in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
RUBBER KNIFE was savagely defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in a action packed 2 minute bout.
BEERVAHNA was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 3 minute duel.
DARK TOWER subdued VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
PIRES overpowered GLACIER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
BASE ON BULLS was subdued by YOUNG JOAN in a exciting 2 minute conflict.
TEMPTRESS vanquished JACK KNIFE in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
GREEN KING handily defeated SKI MASK in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
YOSEMITE savagely defeated JOHNNY APPLESEED in a monotonous 11 minute gruesome fight.
KING MIDAS won victory over ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
G W BUSH handily defeated ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
NEFARA was overpowered by HREIDMAR THE RED in a 2 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 12 TOTAL PARRY 36 - 10 - 0 78 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 11 PARRY-STRIKE 27 - 16 - 0 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 LUNGING ATTACK 56 - 44 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 35 - 30 - 1 54 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 19 - 18 - 0 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 9 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 22 - 25 - 0 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 39 - 45 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 27 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 23 - 0 23 |
Turn 277 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 5 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 6 4 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 9 2 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 4 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 75 26 1 329 FLOWER GIRLS (265)
PARRY-STRIKE DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 84 30 2 244 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
SLASHING ATTACK NUMBSKULL 52-2948 22 11 2 222 OTTO'S PARTS (664)
WALL OF STEEL HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 43 27 1 215 VIKINGS (1208)
LUNGING ATTACK BLACK JACK SHELAC 47-4850 44 29 2 212 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 66 13 0 210 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
BASHING ATTACK KING FORADAY 47-3762 72 58 4 196 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-RIPOSTE YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 53 84 1 193 DODGE BULLETS (867)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 34 61 0 165 WITLESS WONDERS (1052)
PARRY-LUNGE A.O. HELL 54-2523 37 17 2 126 USELESS TOOLS (552)
The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091. The most popular warrior this
turn was THE COUNT 50-1860. The ten other most popular fighters were F.O.A.D.
73-442, PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708, UNCLE FESTER 59-2768, DUTCH TREAT 26-1841, TAOS
26-4042, BEERVAHNA 60-4292, AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424, DISCO QUEEN 47-1992, YOUNG JOAN
28-3534, and HARI-KARI 73-3049.
The least popular fighter this week was YOSEMITE 8-5231. The other ten least popular
fighters were JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, HU YAN ZHUO 52-849,
NEFARA 50-3785, SKI MASK 58-5869, JACK KNIFE 47-6694, HUNTSMAN 7-5837, ORPHAN
72-5463, UZI 44-1701, and ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 MORYA(28) 1 2 0 FRATSFA(52) 2 2 0
BONSUR(7) 2 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 2 0 0
ARKERS(8) 1 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 ANDOR(57) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 2 0 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 0 2 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 KRILL(44) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 3 2 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 5 6 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 1 0
CALEAM(26) 2 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 3 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 3 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 50 28 1 208 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
BALDASSARE 7-6003 40 38 0 231 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
YOSEMITE 8-5231 21 1 0 74 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 43 27 1 215 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
DARK TOWER 11-1702 94 61 0 201 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 52 45 1 180 SPARF! (873) SEAM
GREEN KING 21-5183 14 2 0 102 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 144 41 2 237 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 53 84 1 193 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 37 27 1 176 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 34 61 0 165 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 27 23 1 202 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
UZI 44-1701 39 39 1 177 BLOWN AWAY (398) KRILL
THE REFEREE 45-1091 92 53 4 191 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 84 30 2 244 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
OSCAR 50-3153 39 18 0 196 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 75 26 1 329 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 49 36 0 206 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 43 13 2 181 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
GLACIER 58-5887 45 54 0 132 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
LORD FOUL 59-1395 27 33 2 120 BLOODGUARD (1341) ILLIS
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 49 38 3 198 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
CANNONBALL 72-5313 38 48 2 205 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
HARI-KARI 73-3049 66 13 0 210 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENA (DM 85)
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specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena. Effective immediately, any
teams placed in DM 85 and not transferred out to another arena, will be automatically
deleted a month after the tournament. If you have questions about any of your teams,
please contact Customer Service. -- RSI