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Date : 11/25/2014 Duedate: 12/22/2014
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 281
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 RIDERS OF T 43/1463 32 10 0 76.2 SENTINELS 7/1202
WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/1451 10 WITLESS WON 39/1052 138 193 0 41.7
2 BULLDOGS 11/174 488 231 1 67.9 11 BLOODGUARD 59/1341 14 22 1 38.9
MUCH OLDER 84/1433 12 DODGE BULLET 28/867 563 1024 5 35.5
FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
USEFUL WEAPONS 31/1430 13-THE STORM RE 31/992 6 11 0 35.3
CLASSIC CHARACTERS 33/1431 FANTASTIC FIVE II 12/1424
3 SPARF! 20/873 2885 1444 34 66.6 THE CEREAL KILLERS 21/1428
SCOTCH 71/1442 14-SERPENTS HO 47/1437 2 4 0 33.3
SPARF! 54/1139 15 X-FORCE 8/1054 49 100 3 32.9
CRYPTICS 25/150 X-POSSE 72/1093
SKI TAOS 23/860 NIGHTHAWKS 71/1153
AVID FANS 45/199 TWISTED SISTERS 72/1201
REAL BEER 21/859 16-WAH CHING 52/1359 4 11 0 26.7
THE BULLS 73/255 PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1331
BLOWN AWAY 44/398 17 ARE YOU ? 22/1425 1 4 0 20.0
NOT QUITE 59/1028 BLIND MELON 15/1452
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 COUNTRY PIE 74/1473
KING'S COURT 11/34 BODY OF MUSIC 17/1453
OPEN SESAME 50/668 18 DEADLY RAGE 72/390 1 5 0 16.7
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108 19 NUKE TEST 47/1443 1 0 0 100
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 20-SHEWISH BUF 47/1436 1 0 0 100
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 21 BIG BAD 7/1448 0 1 0 0.0
ALPHABET SOUP 73/943 FRUITS 51/1467
PRIMATES-R-US 25/963 SPORTS 21/1456
USELESS TOOLS 54/552 VEGGIES 3/1446
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 BAD GERMS 28/1091
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 SHEPHERDS 18/1454
USELESS TOOLS 57/1249 ON THE FARM 5/1447
WAY TO GO! II 73/1010 FAMOUS HITTERS 3/1445
WRESTLMANIACS 30/1459 MIGHTY MORALS 51/1466
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871 BASH BROS TAXI 29/1435
CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248 FAMOUS HURLERS 43/1464
CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117 PUBLIC TRANSIT 62/1470
ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826 BASH BROS. BOSS 24/1457
THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812 CLOWNING AROUND 42/1462
IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883 MIGHTY MORALS II 1/1444
INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745 NEXT GENERATION 58/1469
4 OVERRATED 96/1044 132 94 1 58.4 BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/1440
WASTED SCUM 47/1112 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1460
UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881 BASH BRO HOUSEMATE 19/1455
5 LUROCIAN DE 47/1364 12 11 1 52.2 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/1461
6 TALL TALES 59/1335 54 50 1 51.9 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1458
7-MOH 33/1439 4 4 0 50.0 BASH BROS. WAITRESS 46/1465
MEDAL OF HONOR 30/1438 BASH BROS EVANGELIST 65/1472
8-MESOPOTAMIA 50/1432 121 134 2 47.5 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/1471
9 VIKINGS 10/1208 248 307 2 44.7
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Debby Tonte was here, she felt like talking when nobody else did, so....
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, 'cause this is the Spyreport for CRYSALIS. MVP award for LORD FOUL?
BLOODGUARD's proud of him after beating GREEN KING and getting 27 points. Talk about
yer big time losers! KAT got smashed by ALASTARIAN DESERTER, and lost 23 points!
Like OVERRATED's RANDOM MATCHUP is sweating since she got challenged by Duelmaster
WHACKING WILLOW! This Duelmaster is like something else! WHACKING WILLOW stopped
RANDOM MATCHUP dead in hers tracks! I hear the top team insists all their warriors
get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? The warriors of X-POSSE must be
getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you guys know something that I
don't? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are ROYAL FLUSH? X-POSSE, an easy team to beat
if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation! Can DODGE BULLETS' AMELIA
be more popular than me? She was challenged the most, but is that really the same?
I'm not so sure HARI-KARI knew all the facts when it challenged STIGMA OF STUPID of
UNFIT TO BE ORCS. I saw HARI-KARI stumbling and dribbling at The Warty Toad last
week... Like, was that some fighting on HARI-KARI's part, or what? And it got 23
points out of it! (besides getting in my report) Poor STIGMA OF STUPID.
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All CRYSALIS ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back. What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out
of a job, that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. CRYSALIS is like such a dump, and you guys
smell too much! It's been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
We had forty-two fights, ten challenges, and twenty-one standbys. I don't think
anyone died, I didn't notice the orderlies carrying any bodies out.
JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (23-38-0,63) of TALL TALES fought SKI MASK (58-5869)
(68-114-1,77) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. JOHNNY APPLESEED was handily defeated by SKI
MASK in a 1 minute mismatched bout. Quite a turn-around on the usual reslut.
KING MIDAS (59-2770) (31-24-1,69) of TALL TALES fought BIKINI ATOLL (47-7799)
(18-13-0,67) of NUKE TEST. KING MIDAS lost to BIKINI ATOLL in a popular 1 minute
bout. Anyone with red or even golden blood in his vains would have been stunned by
Bikini Atoll. Ms. Atoll simply IS stunning.
KAT (71-3531) (19-38-2,56) of NIGHTHAWKS fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (106-1) (0-
0-0,30) of the College of Mimes. KAT was overpowered by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2
minute one-sided battle. For shame!
LEPER MESSIAH (72-3954) (14-3-1,46) of DEADLY RAGE fought HOGSHEAD (74-4372)
(17-7-1,48) of COUNTRY PIE. LEPER MESSIAH overcame HOGSHEAD in an exciting 1 minute
match.
MINDQUAKE (72-5861) (23-19-0,91) of TWISTED SISTERS fought HREIDMAR THE RED (10-
6148) (20-9-0,85) of VIKINGS. MINDQUAKE was overpowered by HREIDMAR THE RED in a 1
minute uneven competition.
UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (37-24-1,111) of TALL TALES fought RHINOVIRUS (28-3754)
(16-8-3,91) of BAD GERMS. UNCLE FESTER handily defeated RHINOVIRUS in a popular 1
minute bloody mismatched duel. It was bringing the box of nasal tissues that did it.
GREEN KING (21-5183) (15-3-0,134) of REAL BEER fought LORD FOUL (59-1395) (27-
36-2,115) of BLOODGUARD. GREEN KING was vanquished by LORD FOUL in a 1 minute one-
sided struggle.
CUBA (26-3917) (40-21-0,168) of HERE TO PHOENIX fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-22)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. CUBA was beaten by THE BLACKSMITH in an
exciting 2 minute gruesome fight. I never expected to see a gladiator beaten into
plowshares.
JACK KNIFE (47-6694) (33-20-1,168) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-
0,181) of the College of Mimes. JACK KNIFE was overpowered by CLOTTO in a 1 minute
one-sided competition. And Jack had it lucky, at that, as Clotto did NOT kill him.
ACE METRIC (47-3554) (35-27-0,176) of ROYAL FLUSH fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER
(106-23) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. ACE METRIC was beaten by VILLAINOUS
INFORMER in an action packed 1 minute bout. Villainy indeed.
BASE ON BULLS (73-3101) (41-17-4,197) of THE BULLS fought ORPHAN (72-5463) (26-
30-2,177) of X-POSSE. BASE ON BULLS overcame ORPHAN in an action packed 1 minute
match.
LONDON QUIREBOY (59-2513) (48-25-1,197) of CHAPEL ROCK fought AMBER WOLFWALKER
(106-11) (0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes. LONDON QUIREBOY was overpowered by
AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 2 minute one-sided fray. So far, the standbys have had it
good. Maybe we should rename them The Invincibles, like the standbys in Darkholm.
RUBBER KNIFE (57-2546) (45-13-2,206) of USELESS TOOLS fought THE BLACKSMITH
(106-22) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. RUBBER KNIFE viciously subdued THE
BLACKSMITH in an exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (52-42-0,195) of SENTINELS fought PIRES (7-5665) (25-9-0,182)
of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS. HUNTSMAN was bested by PIRES in a popular 1 minute duel.
PHONELESS CORD (54-2018) (50-37-0,196) of USELESS TOOLS fought THE BLACKSMITH
(106-22) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. PHONELESS CORD was overpowered by THE
BLACKSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SUPER GROVER (50-3413) (24-7-0,190) of OPEN SESAME fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. SUPER GROVER overpowered RIRORNI COOK in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. If that's a comment on last night's stew, all I
can say is, YES! I don't even want to know what went into that kettle.
TRASH CAN (50-3403) (30-15-4,191) of OPEN SESAME fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-0-
0,220) of the College of Mimes. TRASH CAN handily defeated GOJIRO in an exciting 1
minute one-sided fight.
OSCAR (50-3153) (39-19-0,187) of OPEN SESAME fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-11)
(0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes. OSCAR was vanquished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a
popular 2 minute one-sided bout.
THE REFEREE (45-1091) (94-53-4,203) of AVID FANS fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24)
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. THE REFEREE overcame RIRORNI COOK in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute bout. And no, I am not going to tot up the record of the standbys
this month. It depresses me.
DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (145-42-2,205) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER
(106-11) (0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes. DUTCH TREAT won victory over AMBER
WOLFWALKER in a popular 1 minute fray.
A GROUNDSKEEPER (45-1613) (40-35-1,181) of AVID FANS fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-
0-0,220) of the College of Mimes. A GROUNDSKEEPER was overpowered by GOJIRO in an
action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE LION KING (47-6360) (36-15-0,184) of ROYAL FLUSH fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-
22) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. THE LION KING viciously subdued THE
BLACKSMITH in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.
STEVE MCQUEEN (47-3908) (62-54-1,182) of ROYAL FLUSH fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-
0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. STEVE MCQUEEN defeated TELGOR in a popular 5
minute gory match.
JIVE (25-624) (113-74-1,195) of CRYPTICS fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-0-0,200) of
the College of Mimes. JIVE lost to TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fray. Did
you ever wonder whether the records of regular warriors would be just as back-and-
forth as those of the standbys on a given day, if the regulars could (and would)
fight more than once?
BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (45-30-2,218) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CANNONBALL (72-
5313) (38-51-2,198) of X-POSSE. BLACK JACK SHELACK vanquished CANNONBALL in an
action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (110-55-3,211) of ROYAL FLUSH fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-
26) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. DAIRY QUEEN devastated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a
popular 2 minute one-sided contest. But the Captain enjoyed every minute of it,
being new to frozen deserts.
LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (41-24-1,232) of CONSORTIUM CRAP fought THE BLACKSMITH
(106-22) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. LAND OF FLUSH overpowered THE
BLACKSMITH in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.
TOADKILLER DOG (47-1103) (49-20-1,240) of WASTED SCUM fought VIKING RAIDER (54-
2885) (33-13-1,184) of SPARF!. TOADKILLER DOG bested VIKING RAIDER in an exciting 2
minute brutal fight.
DARK TOWER (11-1702) (97-61-0,213) of KING'S COURT fought HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-
5850) (43-29-1,193) of VIKINGS. DARK TOWER vanquished HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute one-sided fray.
THE COUNT (50-1860) (27-15-0,212) of OPEN SESAME fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-
0,181) of the College of Mimes. THE COUNT was luckily beaten by CLOTTO in a popular
2 minute bloody duel.
BEERVAHNA (60-4292) (51-38-3,215) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH fought AMBER WOLFWALKER
(106-11) (0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes. BEERVAHNA was devastated by AMBER
WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SITS ON HIS DUFF (73-1810) (52-32-4,213) of THINGS GEORGE DOES fought AMBER
WOLFWALKER (106-11) (0-0-0,220) of the College of Mimes. SITS ON HIS DUFF was
handily defeated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute contest.
The challenges:
DART (8-4586) (23-16-1,83) of X-FORCE challenged G W BUSH (59-2764) (34-27-1,85)
of TALL TALES. Up 2. DART was savagely defeated by G W BUSH in an exciting 2 minute
bloody Challenge match.
A.O. HELL (54-2523) (38-18-2,125) of USELESS TOOLS challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-
3520) (35-63-0,140) of WITLESS WONDERS. Up 15. A.O. HELL beat TAMMY FAYE in a
popular 1 minute Challenge melee.
UZI (44-1701) (39-40-1,168) of BLOWN AWAY challenged GLACIER (58-5887) (47-55-
0,173) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. Up 5. UZI won victory over GLACIER in a popular 1
minute Challenge fight.
BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (51-29-1,199) of PARTY ANIMALS challenged BALDASSARE (7-
6003) (41-39-0,210) of SENTINELS. Up 11. BULL DURHAM vanquished BALDASSARE in a
popular 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
NUMBSKULL (52-2948) (23-12-2,200) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged TEMPTRESS (47-6671)
(22-16-1,200) of LUROCIAN DEVILS. Straight across. NUMBSKULL was handily defeated
by TEMPTRESS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (38-23-0,188) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged GHOST DANCER
(28-3365) (57-75-0,190) of DODGE BULLETS. Up 2. AFRICAN QUEEN overpowered GHOST
DANCER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
ACE OF BASE (47-6905) (30-18-0,198) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged AMELIA (28-3417)
(54-61-1,198) of DODGE BULLETS. Straight across. ACE OF BASE overpowered AMELIA in
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (85-31-2,189) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged YOUNG JOAN (28-
3534) (53-87-1,192) of DODGE BULLETS. Up 3. DISCO QUEEN vanquished YOUNG JOAN in a
popular 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
HARI-KARI (73-3049) (68-13-0,224) of WAY TO GO! II challenged STIGMA OF STUPID
(31-4948) (48-28-1,250) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS. Up 6. HARI-KARI demolished STIGMA OF
STUPID in a popular 3 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
For the title, WHACKING WILLOW (52-3167) (78-26-1,417) of FLOWER GIRLS challenged
RANDOM MATCHUP (96-1048) (39-18-4,256) of OVERRATED. Down... ah, more than 150.
WHACKING WILLOW slimly won victory over RANDOM MATCHUP in a 51 minute Challenge
fight. Debby Tonte took a nap during this fight. I brought a book. But we still
congratulate Whacking Willow.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 79 26 1 430 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 50 20 1 252 WASTED SCUM (1112) NORTH FORK
HARI-KARI 73-3049 69 13 247 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 42 24 1 240 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
DARK TOWER 11-1702 98 61 231 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 46 30 2 228 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 111 55 3 222 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TEMPTRESS 47-6671 23 16 1 217 LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364) NORTH FORK
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 52 29 1 214 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 146 42 2 211 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-F.O.A.D. 73-442 44 21 2 210 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 46 13 2 209 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
ACE OF BASE 47-6905 31 18 209 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 48 29 1 207 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL
TRASH CAN 50-3403 31 15 4 207 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
THE REFEREE 45-1091 95 53 4 205 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048 39 19 4 205 OVERRATED (1044) OLD VALAMANTIS
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 86 31 2 202 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 39 23 200 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
PIRES 7-5665 26 9 200 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 63 54 1 199 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BASE ON BULLS 73-3101 42 17 4 199 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
SUPER GROVER 50-3413 25 7 199 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 84 58 6 198 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902 49 26 1 198 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
-PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 28 24 1 198 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
BALDASSARE 7-6003 41 40 196 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-MONKEY DO 25-4152 36 22 2 196 PRIMATES-R-US (963) LYRATILAN
-LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825 22 11 1 196 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
-RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038 74 49 1 195 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 53 88 1 195 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 43 30 1 195 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
-TAOS 26-4042 40 22 1 195 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
JIVE 25-624 113 75 1 194 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 33 14 1 194 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR
CANNONBALL 72-5313 38 52 2 193 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
NUMBSKULL 52-2948 23 13 2 192 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
AMELIA 28-3417 54 62 1 191 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
THE LION KING 47-6360 37 15 191 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-KING FORADAY 47-3762 73 59 4 190 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 52 33 4 190 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812) ERINIKA
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 51 39 3 190 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
-ACE FREHLEY 47-3669 27 17 190 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-BURGER KING 47-4152 45 43 3 189 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 52 43 188 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 48 26 1 188 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
-BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 34 22 188 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
THE COUNT 50-1860 27 16 188 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
-GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 38 28 1 186 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
-ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 37 21 184 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
GHOST DANCER 28-3365 57 76 183 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 53 46 1 182 SPARF! (873) SEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OSCAR 50-3153 39 20 180 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
ORPHAN 72-5463 26 31 2 180 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 50 38 178 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
-BULL FROG 73-4547 39 23 178 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
UZI 44-1701 40 40 1 177 BLOWN AWAY (398) KRILL
A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613 40 36 1 176 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 50 26 2 172 NOT QUITE (1028) ILLIS
ACE METRIC 47-3554 35 28 172 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 50 33 3 171 SKI TAOS (860) TI
CUBA 26-3917 40 22 169 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
GLACIER 58-5887 47 56 165 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JACK KNIFE 47-6694 33 21 1 162 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-THE ROCK 30-4314 15 2 1 149 WRESTLMANIACS (1459) IAYE
LORD FOUL 59-1395 28 36 2 142 BLOODGUARD (1341) ILLIS
A.O. HELL 54-2523 39 18 2 139 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 35 64 135 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
-WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594 19 2 2 129 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 38 24 1 121 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
GREEN KING 21-5183 15 4 114 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
-R BAGGIO 17-4867 20 14 1 110 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 21 9 100 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
G W BUSH 59-2764 35 27 1 96 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RHINOVIRUS 28-3754 16 9 3 90 BAD GERMS (1091) MORYA
SKI MASK 58-5869 69 114 1 84 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
DART 8-4586 23 17 1 81 X-FORCE (1054) ARKERS
MINDQUAKE 72-5861 23 20 81 TWISTED SISTERS (1201) DRAGONHEAD
BIKINI ATOLL 47-7799 19 13 78 NUKE TEST (1443) NORTH FORK
-STING 47-7656 15 8 1 74 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (1437) NORTH FORK
-HU YAN ZHUO 52-849 22 29 67 WAH CHING (1359) FRATSFA
KING MIDAS 59-2770 31 25 1 65 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954 15 3 1 60 DEADLY RAGE (390) DRAGONHEAD
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 23 39 57 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-FOXY LADY 22-7043 18 2 1 56 ARE YOU ? (1425) SOLVEN
-STROKE 84-15413 15 6 2 53 MUCH OLDER (1433) BLACKSTONE
HOGSHEAD 74-4372 17 8 1 45 COUNTRY PIE (1473) DAYLA KIV
-MISDIAGNOSIS 16-5644 12 6 1 43 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (1440) WILLAF
KAT 71-3531 19 39 2 33 NIGHTHAWKS (1153) KYR'TERR
-NEFARA 50-3785 15 16 1 28 PUBLIC ENEMY (1331) SNOWBOUND
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Amelia -- That's why a carry a war hammer. -- Orphan
One-four? So much for "upward trends." Four of the fights were challenges, which
just goes to show that other warriors like the wins and maybe skills we provide.
Good to be useful, I guess. -- Amelia
P.S. Hmm, I see that I and Young Joan are now maxed! We won't be able to do
anything about that this time, but next time, watch out!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WHACKING WILLOW slimly won victory over RANDOM MATCHUP in a 51 minute Challenge fight.
HARI-KARI demolished STIGMA OF STUPID in a popular 3 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
DISCO QUEEN vanquished YOUNG JOAN in a popular 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ACE OF BASE overpowered AMELIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
AFRICAN QUEEN overpowered GHOST DANCER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
NUMBSKULL was handily defeated by TEMPTRESS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BULL DURHAM vanquished BALDASSARE in a popular 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
UZI won victory over GLACIER in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
A.O. HELL beat TAMMY FAYE in a popular 1 minute Challenge melee.
DART was savagely defeated by G W BUSH in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
SITS ON HIS DUFF was handily defeated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute contest.
BEERVAHNA was devastated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
THE COUNT was luckily beaten by CLOTTO in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
DARK TOWER vanquished HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided fray.
TOADKILLER DOG bested VIKING RAIDER in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
LAND OF FLUSH overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.
DAIRY QUEEN devastated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 2 minute one-sided contest.
BLACK JACK SHELACK vanquished CANNONBALL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
JIVE lost to TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fray.
STEVE MCQUEEN defeated TELGOR in a popular 5 minute gory match.
THE LION KING viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.
A GROUNDSKEEPER was overpowered by GOJIRO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
DUTCH TREAT won victory over AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 1 minute fray.
THE REFEREE overcame RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
OSCAR was vanquished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 2 minute one-sided bout.
TRASH CAN handily defeated GOJIRO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SUPER GROVER overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
PHONELESS CORD was overpowered by THE BLACKSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
HUNTSMAN was bested by PIRES in a popular 1 minute duel.
RUBBER KNIFE viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
LONDON QUIREBOY was overpowered by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
BASE ON BULLS overcame ORPHAN in a action packed 1 minute match.
ACE METRIC was beaten by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a action packed 1 minute bout.
JACK KNIFE was overpowered by CLOTTO in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
CUBA was beaten by THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 2 minute gruesome fight.
GREEN KING was vanquished by LORD FOUL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
UNCLE FESTER handily defeated RHINOVIRUS in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
MINDQUAKE was overpowered by HREIDMAR THE RED in a 1 minute uneven competition.
LEPER MESSIAH overcame HOGSHEAD in a exciting 1 minute match.
KAT was overpowered by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
KING MIDAS lost to BIKINI ATOLL in a popular 1 minute bout.
JOHNNY APPLESEED was handily defeated by SKI MASK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 11 TOTAL PARRY 42 - 11 - 0 79 |
|AIMED BLOW 10 PARRY-STRIKE 20 - 9 - 0 69 |
|WALL OF STEEL 10 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 8 - 2 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 LUNGING ATTACK 65 - 58 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 AIMED BLOW 39 - 35 - 0 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 25 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 28 - 31 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 16 - 0 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 43 - 56 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 24 - 0 27 |
Turn 281 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 6 3 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 6 3 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 5 - 5 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 5 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 2 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 79 26 1 430 FLOWER GIRLS (265)
AIMED BLOW HARI-KARI 73-3049 69 13 0 247 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
PARRY-LUNGE LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 42 24 1 240 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)
WALL OF STEEL DARK TOWER 11-1702 98 61 0 231 KING'S COURT (34)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK BLACK JACK SHELAC 47-4850 46 30 2 228 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
SLASHING ATTACK ACE OF BASE 47-6905 31 18 0 209 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
STRIKING ATTACK STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 48 29 1 207 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)
PARRY-STRIKE THE REFEREE 45-1091 95 53 4 205 AVID FANS (199)
PARRY-RIPOSTE YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 53 88 1 195 DODGE BULLETS (867)
BASHING ATTACK ORPHAN 72-5463 26 31 2 180 X-POSSE (1093)
The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091. The most popular warrior this
turn was THE COUNT 50-1860. The ten other most popular fighters were G W BUSH
59-2764, CUBA 26-3917, DARK TOWER 11-1702, VIKING RAIDER 54-2885, THE LION KING
47-6360, RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546, HARI-KARI 73-3049, LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373, LEPER
MESSIAH 72-3954, and STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948.
The least popular fighter this week was WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167. The other ten least
popular fighters were RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048, MINDQUAKE 72-5861, GREEN KING 21-5183,
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767, KAT 71-3531, RHINOVIRUS 28-3754, PHONELESS CORD 54-2018, A
GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613, BEERVAHNA 60-4292, and SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 1 0
BONSUR(7) 1 2 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 3 3 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 KRILL(44) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 1 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 2 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 10 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 3 0
SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 2 2 0 ERINIKA(73) 2 1 0
LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 0 1 0
CALEAM(26) 1 1 0 TROCAR(54) 1 2 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
MORYA(28) 0 4 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 52 29 1 214 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
PIRES 7-5665 26 9 0 200 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
DART 8-4586 23 17 1 81 X-FORCE (1054) ARKERS
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 43 30 1 195 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 42 24 1 240 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
GREEN KING 21-5183 15 4 0 114 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
JIVE 25-624 113 75 1 194 CRYPTICS (150) LYRATILAN
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 146 42 2 211 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 53 88 1 195 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 48 29 1 207 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 35 64 0 135 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
UZI 44-1701 40 40 1 177 BLOWN AWAY (398) KRILL
THE REFEREE 45-1091 95 53 4 205 AVID FANS (199) STORMCROWE
TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 50 20 1 252 WASTED SCUM (1112) NORTH FORK
TRASH CAN 50-3403 31 15 4 207 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 79 26 1 430 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 33 14 1 194 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546 46 13 2 209 USELESS TOOLS (1249) ANDOR
GLACIER 58-5887 47 56 0 165 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 48 26 1 188 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 51 39 3 190 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
KAT 71-3531 19 39 2 33 NIGHTHAWKS (1153) KYR'TERR
CANNONBALL 72-5313 38 52 2 193 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
HARI-KARI 73-3049 69 13 0 247 WAY TO GO! II (1010) ERINIKA
HOGSHEAD 74-4372 17 8 1 45 COUNTRY PIE (1473) DAYLA KIV
RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048 39 19 4 205 OVERRATED (1044) OLD VALAMANTIS