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Date : 02/17/2015 Duedate: 03/16/2015
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 284
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 489 232 1 67.8 VAN DUEL 51/1476
WHY TRAVEL? 82/1479 HISTORICAL KOLACT 5/1482
2 THE OPERA 47/1207 21 13 0 61.8 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481
3 OVERRATED 96/1044 141 94 1 60.0 9 WITLESS WON 39/1052 140 194 0 41.9
WASTED SCUM 47/1112 10 BLOODGUARD 59/1341 15 24 1 38.5
UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881 11 DODGE BULLET 28/867 567 1035 5 35.4
4 TALL TALES 59/1335 58 58 1 50.0 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/843
5 LUROCIAN DE 47/1364 13 13 1 50.0 12 X-FORCE 8/1054 57 107 4 34.8
6-DEADLY RAGE 72/1214 123 134 2 47.9 X-POSSE 72/1093
7 OBG! 47/1477 5 6 0 45.5 NIGHTHAWKS 71/1153
BIG SHOTS 28/1475 TWISTED SISTERS 72/1201
COUNTRY PIE 74/1473 13 NUKE TEST 47/1443 1 3 0 25.0
8 VIKINGS 10/1208 257 315 2 44.9 14-THE CHOSEN 52/1478 0 1 0 0.0
SENTINELS 7/1202 15-BASH BROS O 31/1480 0 1 0 0.0
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
I beat Whacking Willow. Holy Cow!!!! Long, boarding and dull is how I'd
describe the fight and I hope not to ever fight Whacking again.
Random Matchup
P.S. Living up to my name I plan not to challenge anyone this turn.
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
And here we are, running late again. I think it's either a curse or a job
requirement. This time there were Orcs. Lots of them. They had a convention, and
we just didn't get back to you as soon as we should have. You know how it goes.
Sixteen fights, five challenges, one standby, one death.
Cannonball gained fifty-five points. Ski Mask lost thirty-four. Different
fights.
Royal Flush was avoided by Sentinels.
Baldassare got the most challenges.
And without more ado, I'm really short on ado today, the fights:
SKI MASK (58-5869) (70-115-1,89) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought GRIZZ GRIMHULT (19-
5083) (11-1-1,35) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE. SKI MASK was devastated by GRIZZ GRIMHULT
in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. It's no wonder Ski Mask dropped in the
ranks.
G W BUSH (59-2764) (35-29-1,75) of TALL TALES fought GOODY TWOSHOES (5-5328)
(12-1-1,38) of HISTORICAL KOLACT. G W BUSH was devastated by GOODY TWOSHOES in an
exciting 1 minute uneven duel. Never underestimate the power of a do-gooder.
JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (23-41-0,31) of TALL TALES fought YOURBAGD FOREVER
(47-6968) (3-2-0,61) of THE OPERA. JOHNNY APPLESEED was overpowered by YOURBAGD
FOREVER in a 1 minute one-sided duel. Actually, it might have been the really hard
freeze that got the 'Seed down.
KAT (71-3531) (21-39-2,67) of NIGHTHAWKS fought MY LITTLE GTO (47-7745) (20-13-
0,89) of OBG!. KAT was overpowered by MY LITTLE GTO in a 1 minute mismatched
conflict. Yes, well, um, these things happen?
HOGSHEAD (74-4372) (17-10-1,42) of COUNTRY PIE fought BIKINI ATOLL (47-7799)
(19-15-0,50) of NUKE TEST. HOGSHEAD outwaited BIKINI ATOLL in an exciting 7 minute
bloody battle. Ah, it used to be that a mere seven minutes would rate an "outwaited"
description. Although sometimes seven minutes can be a lifetime.
GLACIER (58-5887) (47-58-0,143) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought CHEATING MANAGER
(106-6) (0-0-0,130) of the College of Mimes. GLACIER savagely defeated CHEATING
MANAGER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match. And quite rightly, too!
YOUNG JOAN (28-3534) (53-90-1,176) of DODGE BULLETS fought UNCLE FESTER (59-
2768) (40-24-1,147) of TALL TALES. YOUNG JOAN overpowered UNCLE FESTER in a popular
1 minute one-sided melee. I hear that Fester made some comment or gesture that Joan
did not like....
TEMPTRESS (47-6671) (23-18-1,185) of LUROCIAN DEVILS fought LORD FOUL (59-1395)
(29-37-2,154) of BLOODGUARD. TEMPTRESS vanquished LORD FOUL in a 1 minute one-sided
fight. Never underestimate the power of a woman.
TOADKILLER DOG (47-1103) (52-20-1,283) of WASTED SCUM fought HUNTSMAN (7-5837)
(54-43-0,199) of SENTINELS. TOADKILLER DOG won victory over HUNTSMAN in an action
packed 3 minute fight. Huntsman was looking for deer, but all he got was a dead
toad.
STIGMA OF STUPID (31-4948) (50-29-1,222) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS fought GHOST DANCER
(28-3365) (58-77-0,194) of DODGE BULLETS. STIGMA OF STUPID vanquished GHOST DANCER
in a 1 minute uneven duel. And how is this stupid?
Ah, the challenges:
HREIDMAR THE RED (10-6148) (22-10-0,61) of VIKINGS challenged DART (8-4586) (25-
17-1,95) of X-FORCE. Up 34. HREIDMAR THE RED vanquished DART in a 4 minute brutal
mismatched Challenge fight. And yet, Hreidmar did not get a special notice for this
from the Unknown Spymaster. I figure it must have been the bag over his head that
kept the Spymaster (not MY master) from noting this triumph.
ATOMIC PUNK (51-5581) (15-4-1,68) of VAN DUEL challenged KING MIDAS (59-2770)
(32-26-1,71) of TALL TALES. Up 3. ATOMIC PUNK was savagely defeated by KING MIDAS
in a 4 minute Challenge match. Midas turned that Punk into gold. And spent it all
on riotous living.
MINDQUAKE (72-5861) (24-21-0,99) of TWISTED SISTERS challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-
3520) (36-65-0,141) of WITLESS WONDERS. Up 42. MINDQUAKE was vanquished by TAMMY
FAYE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. No surprise, that was a bold
challenge.
ORPHAN (72-5463) (26-33-2,177) of X-POSSE challenged AMELIA (28-3417) (54-64-
1,178) of DODGE BULLETS. Up 1. ORPHAN demolished AMELIA in a popular 1 minute one-
sided Challenge melee. Seems like I've noticed a lot of orphans running around the
arenas, I suppose it beats becoming beggars.
CANNONBALL (72-5313) (39-53-2,198) of X-POSSE challenged BALDASSARE (7-6003)
(43-40-0,212) of SENTINELS. Up 14. CANNONBALL viciously butchered BALDASSARE in a 3
minute Challenge fight. You can see why Cannonball got the big points, not that I
think killing should be the primary criterion, but there you are.
For the title, living up to her name,
RANDOM MATCHUP (96-1048) (41-19-4,244) of OVERRATED fought HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-
5850) (43-32-1,199) of VIKINGS. RANDOM MATCHUP viciously subdued HAGAR BLUETOOTH in
a 6 minute Title competition. And Random remains the top warrior here. Good work.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048 42 19 4 258 OVERRATED (1044) OLD VALAMANTIS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 53 20 1 297 WASTED SCUM (1112) NORTH FORK
CANNONBALL 72-5313 40 53 3 253 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 51 29 1 231 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 54 44 205 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 43 33 1 203 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
-WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 80 27 1 198 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
BALDASSARE 7-6003 43 41 195 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
GHOST DANCER 28-3365 58 78 192 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
ORPHAN 72-5463 27 33 2 189 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 54 90 1 188 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
TEMPTRESS 47-6671 24 18 1 187 LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AMELIA 28-3417 54 65 1 167 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
LORD FOUL 59-1395 29 38 2 154 BLOODGUARD (1341) ILLIS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GLACIER 58-5887 48 58 148 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 40 25 1 144 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 37 65 143 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
-KOTTER NAHL 8-5197 14 59 101 MIDDLE WAY 11 (1145) ARKERS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MINDQUAKE 72-5861 24 22 100 TWISTED SISTERS (1201) DRAGONHEAD
-RAPTOR 31-4594 22 27 3 96 THE CANUCKS (616) CHIMLEVTAL
-LELAND OLVEN 8-5262 22 28 2 96 MIDDLE WAY 11 (1145) ARKERS
-URSILA RILVAR 52-4105 23 24 1 94 MIDDLE WAY 8 (1271) FRATSFA
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 23 10 93 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
MY LITTLE GTO 47-7745 21 13 93 OBG! (1477) NORTH FORK
-LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954 17 3 1 93 DEADLY RAGE (1214) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KING MIDAS 59-2770 33 26 1 84 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-GARUTH HOLM 50-3769 20 19 79 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND
GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 12 1 1 73 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
-HYPPOMATOS 8-3974 21 8 1 72 WEIRD ALCHEMY (1393) ARKERS
DART 8-4586 25 18 1 71 X-FORCE (1054) ARKERS
GOODY TWOSHOES 5-5328 13 1 1 71 HISTORICAL KOLACT (1482) KALTOS
ATOMIC PUNK 51-5581 15 5 1 69 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS
KAT 71-3531 21 40 2 65 NIGHTHAWKS (1153) KYR'TERR
-ROK REDBEARD 10-6216 16 14 1 63 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
YOURBAGD FOREVER 47-6968 4 2 63 THE OPERA (1207) NORTH FORK
HOGSHEAD 74-4372 18 10 1 56 COUNTRY PIE (1473) DAYLA KIV
SKI MASK 58-5869 70 116 1 55 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
-RIA THE CARESSER 8-5387 14 12 54 THE CHOSEN (1412) ARKERS
-JOB 82-38090 16 4 52 WHY TRAVEL? (1479) DWES EG
G W BUSH 59-2764 35 30 1 49 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
BIKINI ATOLL 47-7799 19 16 46 NUKE TEST (1443) NORTH FORK
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 23 42 30 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
BALDASSARE 7-6003 43 41 0 SENTINELS 1202 CANNONBALL 72-5313 284
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Random Matchup -- I salute you on your great fighting and your Tower Guardianship.
May the force be with you. -- Whacking Willow
P.S. If you ever want to try something "more stimulating," give me a shout.
Good luck to all. We Consortiumites are taking a rest for a while from Crysalis. --
The Consortium Elders
Health. Humility. Honor. -- Anonymous
Oh, gods, Ski Mask is popularity leader and favorite? We won't hear the end of THIS
in a while. -- Glacier
An oh-fer turn, on top of that. -- Glacier
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CANNONBALL viciously butchered BALDASSARE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
ORPHAN demolished AMELIA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
MINDQUAKE was vanquished by TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ATOMIC PUNK was savagely defeated by KING MIDAS in a 4 minute Challenge match.
HREIDMAR THE RED vanquished DART in a 4 minute brutal mismatched Challenge fight.
RANDOM MATCHUP viciously subdued HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a 6 minute Title competition.
STIGMA OF STUPID vanquished GHOST DANCER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TOADKILLER DOG won victory over HUNTSMAN in a action packed 3 minute fight.
TEMPTRESS vanquished LORD FOUL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
YOUNG JOAN overpowered UNCLE FESTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
GLACIER savagely defeated CHEATING MANAGER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
HOGSHEAD outwaited BIKINI ATOLL in a exciting 7 minute bloody battle.
KAT was overpowered by MY LITTLE GTO in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
JOHNNY APPLESEED was overpowered by YOURBAGD FOREVER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
G W BUSH was devastated by GOODY TWOSHOES in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
SKI MASK was devastated by GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 40 - 19 - 0 68 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-STRIKE 16 - 8 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 29 - 24 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 LUNGING ATTACK 66 - 57 - 1 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 39 - 36 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 10 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 29 - 29 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 13 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 36 - 55 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 20 - 0 33 |
Turn 284 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 4 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048 42 19 4 258 OVERRATED (1044)
TOTAL PARRY TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 53 20 1 297 WASTED SCUM (1112)
STRIKING ATTACK STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 51 29 1 231 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)
SLASHING ATTACK HUNTSMAN 7-5837 54 44 0 205 SENTINELS (1202)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 43 33 1 203 VIKINGS (1208)
PARRY-STRIKE BALDASSARE 7-6003 43 41 0 195 SENTINELS (1202)
BASHING ATTACK ORPHAN 72-5463 27 33 2 189 X-POSSE (1093)
PARRY-RIPOSTE YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 54 90 1 188 DODGE BULLETS (867)
AIMED BLOW TEMPTRESS 47-6671 24 18 1 187 LUROCIAN DEVILS (1364)
PARRY-LUNGE LORD FOUL 59-1395 29 38 2 154 BLOODGUARD (1341)
The overall popularity leader is SKI MASK 58-5869. The most popular warrior this
turn was RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048. The ten other most popular fighters were BIKINI
ATOLL 47-7799, CANNONBALL 72-5313, HUNTSMAN 7-5837, HOGSHEAD 74-4372, KING MIDAS
59-2770, HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850, TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103, GLACIER 58-5887, ATOMIC
PUNK 51-5581, and HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148.
The least popular fighter this week was JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767. The other ten
least popular fighters were KAT 71-3531, LORD FOUL 59-1395, GHOST DANCER 28-3365,
DART 8-4586, SKI MASK 58-5869, G W BUSH 59-2764, UNCLE FESTER 59-2768, MINDQUAKE
72-5861, AMELIA 28-3417, and YOURBAGD FOREVER 47-6968.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 4 0
BONSUR(7) 0 2 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 1 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 4 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 1 1
KOLACT(10) 1 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 1 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOODY TWOSHOES 5-5328 13 1 1 71 HISTORICAL KOLACT (1482) KALTOS
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 54 44 0 205 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
DART 8-4586 25 18 1 71 X-FORCE (1054) ARKERS
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 43 33 1 203 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 12 1 1 73 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
GHOST DANCER 28-3365 58 78 0 192 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 51 29 1 231 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 37 65 0 143 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 53 20 1 297 WASTED SCUM (1112) NORTH FORK
ATOMIC PUNK 51-5581 15 5 1 69 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS
GLACIER 58-5887 48 58 0 148 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (843) DELARQ TOR
LORD FOUL 59-1395 29 38 2 154 BLOODGUARD (1341) ILLIS
KAT 71-3531 21 40 2 65 NIGHTHAWKS (1153) KYR'TERR
CANNONBALL 72-5313 40 53 3 253 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
HOGSHEAD 74-4372 18 10 1 56 COUNTRY PIE (1473) DAYLA KIV
RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048 42 19 4 258 OVERRATED (1044) OLD VALAMANTIS
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