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Date : 02/16/2016 Duedate: 03/14/2016
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 297
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 ONE MAN BAN 72/1528 494 234 1 67.9 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343
CREDIT COUNTS 82/1539 3-ISN'T IT OB 52/1533 13 8 1 61.9
2 SPARF! 20/873 3087 1567 34 66.3 4 UNHOLY AVENG 39/342 2 2 0 50.0
SPARF! 54/1139 5 NUKE TEST 47/1443 8 9 0 47.1
SKI TAOS 23/860 6 VIKINGS 10/1208 300 342 4 46.7
REAL BEER 21/859 SENTINELS 7/1202
THE BULLS 73/255 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 MAULS LOCAL 457 22/1493
KING'S COURT 11/34 HISTORICAL KOLACT 5/1482
OPEN SESAME 50/668 PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542
SUE'S BOYS 73/1530 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481
CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108 7-WEIRD ALCHE 47/1531 83 95 0 46.6
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 8 TALL TALES 59/1335 78 90 2 46.4
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 9 WITLESS WON 39/1052 144 203 0 41.5
ALPHABET SOUP 73/943 10-NEMESIS 47/313 13 19 0 40.6
USELESS TOOLS 54/552 FREEDONIA 47/1135
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 11-TMM KNOCKOF 38/1538 10 16 0 38.5
WAY BACK WHEN 73/1497 12 COWBOY CROO 72/1535 5 8 0 38.5
WORLDWIDE GORE 73/547 13 BLOODGUARD 59/1341 23 40 1 36.5
WRESTLMANIACS 30/1459 JOMSVIKINGS 47/1501
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871 14 TEAM KASSEL 28/1511 2 4 0 33.3
CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248 15 OUTLAWS 72/1495 67 142 5 32.1
CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117 X-POSSE 72/1093
ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826 16-ARENAS II 71/1537 1 0 0 100
POOR COMBINATIONS 73/1536 17 SEA DOGS 28/1541 1 1 0 50.0
THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812 18-BASH BROS T 72/1529 0 1 0 0.0
IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883 BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1534
INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly CRYSALIS games. GOODY TWOSHOES caught the eye of many
in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested TAMMY FAYE and was awarded 38
points in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, GOODY TWOSHOES put
down TAMMY FAYE, causing her to lose 34 points of recognition in the process. Not
for nothing has DUTCH TREAT in the past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and
this week he's proven his combat skill yet again. Heed this! A seer has warned that
if exactly 6 die in duels this week, the whole city shall perish! Just remember...5
or 7!
I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently
transpired. Indeed there is much I would report. My inside sources tell me that the
team to beat in CRYSALIS these days is ROYAL FLUSH. At least, most blades in town
are looking to avoid them. If you didn't look down dark alleys you'd have been hard
pressed to find any of SENTINELS last week. Busy avoiding ROYAL FLUSH?
What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his
foe's mortality? Fate is a fickle mistress. She showers the miserable with fortune
but sets enemies against the victorious. Remember this!
The girls are as pretty in CRYSALIS as ever I remembered them....and the
fighters as ugly! Don't let your reputation slip! Sadly warriors, now longer can I
keep thy company nor savor the ale of thy fine city. Depart I must and soon! Till
we meet again, remember: a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no
one; a lion runs to slay its prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 156 42 2 308 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BULL DURHAM 5-4324 58 30 1 272 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 89 59 6 235 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373 48 25 1 232 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248) ARUAK CITY
-TAOS 26-4042 46 23 1 229 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
-BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 52 31 2 227 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 48 37 1 226 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
-DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 117 56 3 219 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-VIKING RAIDER 54-2885 37 16 1 214 SPARF! (1139) TROCAR
DARK TOWER 11-1702 105 63 213 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
CANNONBALL 72-5313 45 61 3 212 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 60 48 1 210 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-BODDINGTON'S 21-5035 38 24 208 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
-SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 55 35 4 207 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812) ERINIKA
-F.O.A.D. 73-442 48 23 2 205 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA
-HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182 53 35 3 204 SKI TAOS (860) TI
-THE COUNT 50-1860 31 18 204 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 30 13 203 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
-PIRES 7-5665 28 12 203 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
-CUBA 26-3917 44 24 202 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
-LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513 52 28 1 198 CHAPEL ROCK (1108) ILLIS
-THE LION KING 47-6360 43 17 198 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-IRONBAR 47-182 38 26 198 NEMESIS (313) NORTH FORK
-WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594 25 3 2 198 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
-LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825 25 14 1 198 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 58 48 1 196 SPARF! (873) SEAM
-AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 44 24 196 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 53 41 193 USELESS TOOLS (552) TROCAR
-BEERVAHNA 60-4292 56 41 3 190 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
BALDASSARE 7-6003 48 46 189 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 45 33 1 189 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-DORSAL FINN 42-1662 18 11 1 189 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 19 4 1 185 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
-DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 88 34 2 181 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203 40 24 178 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
LORD FOUL 59-1395 33 47 2 171 BLOODGUARD (1341) ILLIS
-PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 29 28 1 168 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
GOODY TWOSHOES 5-5328 19 5 2 159 HISTORICAL KOLACT (1482) KALTOS
-ACE METRIC 47-3554 37 31 153 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-THAT! 21-5272 20 6 2 150 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
-THE ROCK 30-4314 19 4 1 144 WRESTLMANIACS (1459) IAYE
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 41 74 142 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
-EUROPEAN HAND BULL 73-3099 25 13 138 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
-BOMBADIL 47-2724 25 14 132 FREEDONIA (1135) NORTH FORK
KING MIDAS 59-2770 38 34 1 129 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
G W BUSH 59-2764 41 37 2 127 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-R BAGGIO 17-4867 23 17 1 124 ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826) ALJAFIR
-SHADE 47-983 27 17 2 120 NEMESIS (313) NORTH FORK
CRYBABY 72-5853 17 20 1 118 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD
-DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766 17 2 1 107 WAY BACK WHEN (1497) ERINIKA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LITTLE BOU 21-7929 26 16 103 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-THIS CAMEL 36-7710 25 21 1 97 STILLMATIC (1385) JHANS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728 18 6 1 86 MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493) SOLVEN
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 19 19 84 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
-FRENCH KISS 73-590 5 2 84 WORLDWIDE GORE (547) ERINIKA
YRSA 47-7671 22 32 1 77 JOMSVIKINGS (1501) NORTH FORK
LUSTY LISA 28-5412 17 21 2 76 TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511) MORYA
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 27 51 70 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
BIKINI ATOLL 47-7799 26 22 69 NUKE TEST (1443) NORTH FORK
-OL' GRIZ 8-4755 18 12 3 69 NORTHERN BADLANDS (886) ARKERS
-BIG IN JAPAN 73-6097 20 5 65 WORLDWIDE GORE (547) ERINIKA
-DR. SOX 31-6488 16 15 63 WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (633) CHIMLEVTAL
-EGG NOGGIN 47-8154 17 8 3 62 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (704) NORTH FORK
-FEARLESS INVENTORY 59-2787 17 9 60 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1326) ILLIS
GAUTREK 47-7666 26 26 3 57 JOMSVIKINGS (1501) NORTH FORK
-JAHGG GRIMEYE 28-4859 15 11 1 57 THE FALLEN ANGELS (1540) MORYA
-THOSE I HURT 59-2778 14 15 57 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1326) ILLIS
SHADOW SPEAR 39-278 18 7 2 56 UNHOLY AVENGERS (342) XOCHITHLAN
-YUMMY STARDUST 38-5172 15 9 2 56 TMM KNOCKOFFS (1538) CLIFFHOME
-HANS SMA KRIGER 10-6364 13 14 52 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
-SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 16 3 51 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS
LONGSHOREMAN 28-5199 13 7 2 49 SEA DOGS (1541) MORYA
-AMEX 82-39108 11 6 39 CREDIT COUNTS (1539) DWES EG
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DUTCH TREAT bested HUNTSMAN in a 2 minute Title fight.
GRIZZ GRIMHULT was bested by THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 1 minute gruesome duel.
LORD FOUL was demolished by UNCLE FESTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DARK TOWER viciously subdued HREIDMAR THE RED in a popular 5 minute gory contest.
BALDASSARE was demolished by CANNONBALL in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
TAMMY FAYE was overpowered by GOODY TWOSHOES in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CRYBABY devastated MAULT LIQUOR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
LITTLE BOU lost to KING MIDAS in a action packed 3 minute duel.
G W BUSH defeated CHEATING MANAGER in a action packed 1 minute gory duel.
HOPALONG CASSIDY savagely defeated BIKINI ATOLL in a action packed 3 minute match.
JOHNNY APPLESEED defeated LONGSHOREMAN in a exciting 3 minute match.
YRSA devastated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
GAUTREK demolished ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHADOW SPEAR was beaten by LUSTY LISA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 42 - 29 - 0 59 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 TOTAL PARRY 26 - 18 - 0 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 49 - 37 - 0 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 68 - 55 - 1 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 15 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 SLASHING ATTACK 27 - 29 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 26 - 28 - 2 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 9 - 0 47 |
Turn 297 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 4 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 156 42 2 308 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
WALL OF STEEL DARK TOWER 11-1702 105 63 0 213 KING'S COURT (34)
LUNGING ATTACK CANNONBALL 72-5313 45 61 3 212 X-POSSE (1093)
SLASHING ATTACK HUNTSMAN 7-5837 60 48 1 210 SENTINELS (1202)
AIMED BLOW HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 30 13 0 203 VIKINGS (1208)
PARRY-STRIKE BALDASSARE 7-6003 48 46 0 189 SENTINELS (1202)
STRIKING ATTACK GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 19 4 1 185 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)
PARRY-LUNGE LORD FOUL 59-1395 33 47 2 171 BLOODGUARD (1341)
BASHING ATTACK YRSA 47-7671 22 32 1 77 JOMSVIKINGS (1501)
The overall popularity leader is DARK TOWER 11-1702. The most popular warrior this
turn was DARK TOWER 11-1702. The ten other most popular fighters were LONGSHOREMAN
28-5199, HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148, HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839, KING MIDAS 59-2770, G W
BUSH 59-2764, LUSTY LISA 28-5412, JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767, DUTCH TREAT 26-1841,
HUNTSMAN 7-5837, and CRYBABY 72-5853.
The least popular fighter this week was MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728. The other ten least
popular fighters were TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, LORD FOUL 59-1395, SHADOW SPEAR 39-278,
BALDASSARE 7-6003, GAUTREK 47-7666, YRSA 47-7671, LITTLE BOU 21-7929, GOODY TWOSHOES
5-5328, CANNONBALL 72-5313, and UNCLE FESTER 59-2768.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 2 0
BONSUR(7) 0 2 0 SOLVEN(22) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 2 1 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 4 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 MORYA(28) 1 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 3 0 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOODY TWOSHOES 5-5328 19 5 2 159 HISTORICAL KOLACT (1482) KALTOS
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 60 48 1 210 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 30 13 0 203 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
DARK TOWER 11-1702 105 63 0 213 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 19 4 1 185 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
LITTLE BOU 21-7929 26 16 0 103 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728 18 6 1 86 MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493) SOLVEN
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 156 42 2 308 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
LUSTY LISA 28-5412 17 21 2 76 TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511) MORYA
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 41 74 0 142 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
YRSA 47-7671 22 32 1 77 JOMSVIKINGS (1501) NORTH FORK
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 45 33 1 189 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
CANNONBALL 72-5313 45 61 3 212 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
The crowd was surprisingly orderly, but it was still a crowd, and the Commission
clerk, Algernon, looked at it uneasily. Whenever this many people came together to
petition for something, it meant trouble. For him, anyway. Records to be altered.
Altering records was Bad. It made Extra Work.
His assistant clerk leaned close and whispered, "If it weren't for gladiators, we
wouldn't have jobs. Smile at them and ask what they want."
Algernon closed his eyes briefly. Looking at this crowd made him dizzy. They
were all wearing black and white stripes. Like a herd of zebras, except that zebras
didn't carry swords. Then he took a deep breath and managed a smile. "What... ah,
what can I do for you?"
"We want new names," the first gladiator said. There was a number on the front
of his shirt: 0381. He thumped the number with his thumb. "This here isn't a
name--"
"We want REAL names!" That voice came from farther back in the crowd.
"Yeah! We've paid our dues," another shouted, "and we've EARNED real names!"
One from the very back yelled, "I want to be called Tom."
All the others turned to look at him.
Algernon couldn't see him, but apparently those looks were accusing. Well, he
could understand that, "Tom" was such a... common name.
"My mom called me Tom," the voice in the back protested. "It's a good name."
"It isn't the name you put on the petition," 0381 said. "We talked about this.
We got our manager's agreement. You get the name on the petition."
"But--!"
Algernon didn't really want to keep staring at all these stripes while they
argued. He picked up the petition. "These names are the ones you want?"
0381 turned back. "Yes."
"It's a lot of trouble, and when other people see that YOU are getting name
changes, THEY are going to want them--" Seeing the gladiators beginning to frown...
and finger their weapons, he went on quickly, "So I figure we might as well make it a
complete deal. A Name-Change-O-Rama. Everyone who wants a name change can petition
for it. Get it all over with at once." He glanced at the petition, shuddered
slightly, and passed it to his clerk. "We'll announce it, proclaim it, even, and you
will get the names on this petition. And others will get the names THEY think they
should have had, too." He paused. "And I think I'll get a new name, I'm tired of
being an Algernon...."
* * * * *
Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of March. If
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI