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Date   : 03/15/2016    Duedate: 04/11/2016

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 298

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-CREDIT COUN 82/1539  494  234   1 67.9    7 TEAM KASSEL 28/1511    3    4   0 42.9
  2 KING'S COURT 11/34  3088 1568  34 66.3    8 WITLESS WON 39/1052  144  204   0 41.4
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                      9 TEAM TOONS 47/1500     6    9   0 40.0
    POOR COMBINATIONS 73/1536                   COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
  3 ISN'T IT OB 52/1533   13    9   1 59.1   10 UNHOLY AVENG 39/342    2    3   0 40.0
  4 VIKINGS 10/1208      304  347   4 46.7   11-TMM KNOCKOF 38/1538   10   16   0 38.5
    SENTINELS 7/1202                         12 BLOODGUARD 59/1341    25   41   1 37.9
    NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219                       JOMSVIKINGS 47/1501
    MAULS LOCAL 457 22/1493                  13 OUTLAWS 72/1495       68  143   5 32.2
    HISTORICAL KOLACT 5/1482                    X-POSSE 72/1093
    PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542                 14-ARENAS II 71/1537      1    0   0  100
    BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481               15-SEA DOGS 28/1541       1    1   0 50.0
  5 TALL TALES 59/1335    80   92   2 46.5   16 BASH BROS H 50/1543    0    1   0  0.0
  6 NUKE TEST 47/1443      8   10   0 44.4      BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1534

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Hail CRYSALIS!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  And let's see, CANNONBALL fought DARK TOWER and gained 29 points and 
contributed to X-POSSE's 1-0-0.  BIKINI ATOLL has lost to GAUTREK, falling 16 points, 
while helping make NUKE TEST a 0-1-0 turn.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster 
have failed, and DUTCH TREAT remains CRYSALIS' top warrior for another turn.  By the 
way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The 
Tipsy Cow?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  I also notice that the ROYAL FLUSH 
stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on CRYSALIS, what are you afraid 
of?  And guess who avoided ROYAL FLUSH stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was 
SENTINELS.  Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this turn was KING'S 
COURT's warrior DARK TOWER.  More fighters challenged him than challenged the 
Duelmaster!   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  Is it really true that CRYSALIS has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  Always good to rest in CRYSALIS, but never good to wear out my welcome.  
Look for me in future turns.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         157  42  2  322  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           46  61  3  241  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              61  48  1  224  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      48  38  1  210  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 DARK TOWER 11-1702          105  64     195  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            48  47     190  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148     30  14     190  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         45  34  1  185  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083       19   5  1  185  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LORD FOUL 59-1395            34  47  2  173  BLOODGUARD (1341)          ILLIS
 GOODY TWOSHOES 5-5328        20   5  2  166  HISTORICAL KOLACT (1482)   KALTOS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           41  75     140  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           39  34  1  131  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 G W BUSH 59-2764             41  38  2  128  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 LITTLE BOU 21-7929           27  16     128  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 CRYBABY 72-5853              17  21  1  117  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     28  51      92  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUGS 47-7737                 16  33  1   90  TEAM TOONS (1500)          NORTH FORK
 LUSTY LISA 28-5412           18  21  2   87  TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511)     MORYA
 GAUTREK 47-7666              27  26  3   76  JOMSVIKINGS (1501)         NORTH FORK
 MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728         18   7  1   76  MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493)     SOLVEN
 SWEET REVENGE 8-5378         17   3      76  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839     19  20      69  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
-OL' GRIZ 8-4755              18  12  3   69  NORTHERN BADLANDS (886)    ARKERS
 YRSA 47-7671                 22  33  1   66  JOMSVIKINGS (1501)         NORTH FORK
-FEARLESS INVENTORY 59-2787   17   9      60  BASHAHOLICS ANON (1326)    ILLIS
-BLIND REF 50-3765            16  12      60  BASH BROS HOCKEY (1543)    SNOWBOUND
 IMTOOSEXY 52-3759            17   9      54  ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (1533)    FRATSFA
 BIKINI ATOLL 47-7799         26  23      53  NUKE TEST (1443)           NORTH FORK
-HANS SMA KRIGER 10-6364      13  14      52  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 SHADOW SPEAR 39-278          18   8  2   51  UNHOLY AVENGERS (342)      XOCHITHLAN
-DARKLY 26-4572               15   2  1   48  WARCKERS (424)             CALEAM
-AMEX 82-39108                11   6      39  CREDIT COUNTS (1539)       DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CANNONBALL viciously subdued DARK TOWER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
CRYBABY was subdued by KING MIDAS in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
DUTCH TREAT savagely defeated HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a crowd pleasing 9 minute Title duel.
BALDASSARE was narrowly defeated by VERMICIOUS KNID in a exciting 4 minute fight.
UNCLE FESTER was devastated by HUNTSMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
GRIZZ GRIMHULT was beaten by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute brawl.
HREIDMAR THE RED was handily defeated by TELGOR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GOODY TWOSHOES vanquished TAMMY FAYE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
LORD FOUL vanquished G W BUSH in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
LITTLE BOU overpowered CHEATING MANAGER in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
JOHNNY APPLESEED savagely defeated MAULT LIQUOR in a exciting 6 minute bloody match.
IMTOOSEXY was handily defeated by BUGS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
BIKINI ATOLL was overpowered by GAUTREK in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
YRSA was overpowered by LUSTY LISA in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
SHADOW SPEAR was viciously subdued by R.O.U.S. in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bout.
SWEET REVENGE slimly won victory over HOPALONG CASSIDY in a exciting 5 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  16 -  0      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         WALL OF STEEL     37 -  26 -  0      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        46 -  35 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    64 -  49 -  1      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  24 -  1      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  16 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  28 -  2      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   9 -  0      40  |

Turn 298 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DUTCH TREAT 26-1841       157  42  2  322 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
LUNGING ATTACK   CANNONBALL 72-5313         46  61  3  241 X-POSSE (1093)
SLASHING ATTACK  HUNTSMAN 7-5837            61  48  1  224 SENTINELS (1202)
WALL OF STEEL    HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850    48  38  1  210 VIKINGS (1208)
PARRY-STRIKE     BALDASSARE 7-6003          48  47  0  190 SENTINELS (1202)
AIMED BLOW       HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148   30  14  0  190 VIKINGS (1208)
STRIKING ATTACK  GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083     19   5  1  185 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)
PARRY-LUNGE      LORD FOUL 59-1395          34  47  2  173 BLOODGUARD (1341)
BASHING ATTACK   YRSA 47-7671               22  33  1   66 JOMSVIKINGS (1501)

The overall popularity leader is DARK TOWER 11-1702.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DUTCH TREAT 26-1841.  The ten other most popular fighters were MAULT LIQUOR 
22-6728, HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850, BALDASSARE 7-6003, CANNONBALL 72-5313, SWEET 
REVENGE 8-5378, JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767, SHADOW SPEAR 39-278, HOPALONG CASSIDY 
72-7839, BUGS 47-7737, and LORD FOUL 59-1395.

The least popular fighter this week was YRSA 47-7671.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BIKINI ATOLL 47-7799, IMTOOSEXY 52-3759, LUSTY LISA 28-5412, G W BUSH 
59-2764, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148, UNCLE FESTER 59-2768, KING 
MIDAS 59-2770, CRYBABY 72-5853, and DARK TOWER 11-1702.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  2 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            3  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOODY TWOSHOES 5-5328       20   5  2  166  HISTORICAL KOLACT (1482)   KALTOS
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837             61  48  1  224  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 SWEET REVENGE 8-5378        17   3  0   76  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     48  38  1  210  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 DARK TOWER 11-1702         105  64  0  195  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083      19   5  1  185  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
 LITTLE BOU 21-7929          27  16  0  128  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728        18   7  1   76  MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493)     SOLVEN
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        157  42  2  322  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 LUSTY LISA 28-5412          18  21  2   87  TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511)     MORYA
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          41  75  0  140  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 BUGS 47-7737                16  33  1   90  TEAM TOONS (1500)          NORTH FORK
 IMTOOSEXY 52-3759           17   9  0   54  ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (1533)    FRATSFA
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768        45  34  1  185  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          46  61  3  241  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      PRINCE ALBERT (17-7522) ROYAL PAIN  (610) 
                    THE MAYTAL (35-3644) PHILANTHROPISTS 2  (345) 
                    HOLY SMOKE (82-43560) ROOKIE MAIDEN 29  (7305) 
                  SOFT 'N CHEWY (82-15624) STREET PIZZAD IX  (2347) 
                    SUPPOSABLE THUMBS (82-45792) 10/25/06D  (7689) 
                        COCOA COUP (82-48528) 040707M  (8157) 
                         POOR OLD TOM (82-7154) GWAR  (1021) 
                           RIDIS (82-15371) SANIKUS  (2304) 
                         ELAINA (82-3414) (N.) GODLIKE  (461) 
                 CAUSTIC MACAROON (84-15171) ORLANDO BOUND II  (2675) 
                     SUBATOMIC PASTE (84-27527) 2012 XIV  (4884) 
                       PFC10 (84-3805) MEDAL OF HONOR L7  (741) 
               T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION (84-12163) SUPE FORCES 0905  (2190) 
                     ZELLNER (84-24796) SUPE FORCES 7A00  (4405) 
                  STORM FIRE (84-19028) SUPERIOR FORCES 1601  (3373) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes