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Date : 05/09/2016 Duedate: 06/20/2016
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 299
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-CREDIT COUN 82/1539 494 234 1 67.9 PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542
2 KING'S COURT 11/34 3089 1569 34 66.3 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481
WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35 8 TALL TALES 59/1335 82 94 2 46.6
3 ISN'T IT OB 52/1533 13 10 1 56.5 9 NUKE TEST 47/1443 8 11 0 42.1
4 TEAM KASSEL 28/1511 4 4 0 50.0 10 WITLESS WON 39/1052 145 204 0 41.5
5 MY CARTOONS 72/1545 124 135 2 47.9 11-UNHOLY AVENG 39/342 2 3 0 40.0
6 TEAM TOONS 47/1500 8 9 0 47.1 12 BIG IDEA 47/1135 13 20 0 39.4
COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535 13 BLOODGUARD 59/1341 25 44 1 36.2
7 VIKINGS 10/1208 310 350 4 47.0 JOMSVIKINGS 47/1501
SENTINELS 7/1202 14 OUTLAWS 72/1495 68 145 5 31.9
NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219 X-POSSE 72/1093
MAULS LOCAL 457 22/1493 15-SEA DOGS 28/1541 1 1 0 50.0
HISTORICAL KOLACT 5/1482 16-BASH BROS H 50/1543 0 1 0 0.0
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Good evening!
This is Olaf Modeen with a few things to say. Number one: I am not a golem. It
only seems that way when I'm on my meds, okay? I'm off the meds today. Number two:
Never mind, took care of that this morning. Number three: What, I'm supposed to
mention all of the stylemasters? Hmph. All right, I guess.
DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (157-42-2,322) of WORLDWIDE GORE challenged CANNONBALL (72-
5313) (46-61-3,241) of X-POSSE. DUTCH TREAT bested CANNONBALL in a crowd pleasing 2
minute Challenge Title fight. And so, Dutch Treat is still the highest ranked TP,
also the Tower Guardian. Why is the arena leader known as the Tower Guardian? That's
what they call the top fighter in Talahya. Other arenas on the Isle have their own
names for the top fighter. Who wants to suggest some new names?
DARK TOWER (11-1702) (105-64-0,195) of KING'S COURT challenged HUNTSMAN (7-5837)
(61-48-1,224) of SENTINELS. DARK TOWER was viciously subdued by HUNTSMAN in a 2
minute Challenge battle. Huntsman is top Slasher as well as this turn's favorite and
Dark Tower is the overall popularity leader, so this was a well enjoyed fight.
CRYBABY (72-5853) (17-21-1,117) of OUTLAWS challenged LITTLE BOU (21-7929) (27-
16-0,128) of NOMADIC TRIBE. CRYBABY was defeated by LITTLE BOU in a crowd pleasing 2
minute Challenge duel. Meh. Nothing to see here.
GRIZZ GRIMHULT (19-5083) (19-5-1,185) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE fought CLOTTO (106-
25) (0-0-0,181) of STAND-IN WINNERS. GRIZZ GRIMHULT was unbelievably bested by CLOTTO
in a popular 1 minute brutal fight. Despite losing, Grizz is the top Striker around
here.
UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (45-34-1,185) of TALL TALES fought GOODY TWOSHOES (5-5328)
(20-5-2,166) of HISTORICAL KOLACT. UNCLE FESTER bested GOODY TWOSHOES in an action
packed 1 minute brawl. Good fight and all, but no honors were won here.
BALDASSARE (7-6003) (48-47-0,190) of SENTINELS fought LORD FOUL (59-1395) (34-47-
2,173) of BLOODGUARD. BALDASSARE defeated LORD FOUL in an exciting 1 minute struggle.
Top Parry-Strike, top Parry-Lunge.
HREIDMAR THE RED (10-6148) (30-14-0,190) of VIKINGS fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-
22) (0-0-0,181) of STAND-IN LOSERS. HREIDMAR THE RED viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH
in a popular 2 minute competition. Hreidmar the Red is this arena's scariest Aimed
Blow.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (48-38-1,210) of VIKINGS fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-
11) (0-0-0,220) of STAND-IN WINNERS. HAGAR BLUETOOTH was viciously subdued by AMBER
WOLFWALKER in a 3 minute duel. Mr. Bluetooth is our top Wall of Steel.
PORTRATIST (47-2724) (25-14-0,132) of BIG IDEA fought KING MIDAS (59-2770) (39-
34-1,131) of TALL TALES. PORTRATIST was overpowered by KING MIDAS in a 1 minute
uneven duel.
TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (41-75-0,140) of WITLESS WONDERS fought G W BUSH (59-2764)
(41-38-2,128) of TALL TALES. TAMMY FAYE overpowered G W BUSH in an action packed 1
minute one-sided fight.
JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (28-51-0,92) of TALL TALES fought SWEET REVENGE (8-
5378) (17-3-0,76) of PEASANT REBELLION. JOHNNY APPLESEED was overpowered by SWEET
REVENGE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
IMTOOSEXY (52-3759) (17-9-0,54) of ISN'T IT OBVIOUS fought LUSTY LISA (28-5412)
(18-21-2,87) of TEAM KASSEL TAP. IMTOOSEXY was overcome by LUSTY LISA in an exciting
1 minute brutal contest.
BIKINI ATOLL (47-7799) (26-23-0,53) of NUKE TEST fought HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-
7839) (19-20-0,69) of COWBOY CROONERS. BIKINI ATOLL was bested by HOPALONG CASSIDY in
a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
BUGS (47-7737) (16-33-1,90) of TEAM TOONS fought GAUTREK (47- 7666) (27-26-3,76)
of JOMSVIKINGS. BUGS handily defeated GAUTREK in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
YRSA (47-7671) (22-33-1,66) of JOMSVIKINGS fought MAULT LIQUOR (22-6728) (18-7-
1,76) of MAULS LOCAL 457. YRSA was devastated by MAULT LIQUOR in a exciting 1 minute
uneven duel. Yrsa is our top Basher. Hmm. Not a popular style, but I like them.
Sooo.... I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your
fellow fighters? Tough! Crysalis avoided X-Posse though, if that's of interest.
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. CRYSALIS
is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places. Here comes my nurse
with my medication, so I've gotta duck out now. Practice, practice, practice!
-- Olaf Modeen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 158 42 2 328 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 62 48 1 252 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CANNONBALL 72-5313 46 62 3 210 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 48 39 1 196 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 46 34 1 196 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 31 14 0 196 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
DARK TOWER 11-1702 105 65 0 195 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
BALDASSARE 7-6003 49 47 0 192 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 19 6 1 181 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LORD FOUL 59-1395 34 48 2 173 BLOODGUARD (1341) ILLIS
GOODY TWOSHOES 5-5328 20 6 2 172 HISTORICAL KOLACT (1482) KALTOS
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 42 75 0 152 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KING MIDAS 59-2770 40 34 1 149 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
LITTLE BOU 21-7929 28 16 0 131 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
G W BUSH 59-2764 41 39 2 124 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
PORTRATIST 47-2724 25 15 0 123 BIG IDEA (1135) NORTH FORK
CRYBABY 72-5853 17 22 1 121 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUGS 47-7737 17 33 1 98 TEAM TOONS (1500) NORTH FORK
SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 18 3 0 95 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LUSTY LISA 28-5412 19 21 2 89 TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511) MORYA
MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728 19 7 1 84 MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493) SOLVEN
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 28 52 0 78 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 20 20 0 75 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAUTREK 47-7666 27 27 3 70 JOMSVIKINGS (1501) NORTH FORK
-C IS FOR COOKIE 50-3636 15 15 4 64 OPEN SESAME (668) SNOWBOUND
YRSA 47-7671 22 34 1 62 JOMSVIKINGS (1501) NORTH FORK
-BLIND REF 50-3765 16 12 0 60 BASH BROS HOCKEY (1543) SNOWBOUND
IMTOOSEXY 52-3759 17 10 0 57 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (1533) FRATSFA
BIKINI ATOLL 47-7799 26 24 0 53 NUKE TEST (1443) NORTH FORK
-SHADOW SPEAR 39-278 18 8 2 51 UNHOLY AVENGERS (342) XOCHITHLAN
-CLYDE D'CLUB 8-5376 15 5 0 50 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS
-TORCHBEARER TOM 8-5380 15 5 0 50 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Unreality -- I can't wait. -- Crybaby
Mr Right Handed -- My manager didn't seem to like it. -- Yondu
Assur -- It seems making people smile is not my best attribute. -- Iron Bitch
Twenty dead! It must be tourney time, with managers seeking likely rookies. Oog. An
oh-fer with no standbys. We do NOT like it. -- Rupert Sams et al
Book Lost -- Always. For everyone, unfortunately. -- Rupert Sams
Flat Tire -- Ah! But now that spring has sprung, cold is not the plan. -- Vardon
Weiss
Iron Bitch -- I prayed for rain, and the subsequent rust, but it didn't work. --
Rupert Sams
Corn Flakes -- If you hadn't been frosted, I'd've handled you. -- Vardon Weiss
Rain -- Darn. It was Rupert who wanted you. -- Purvis Quail
Pollen -- I dig I'b allergic. -- Ben Allan
Convenience -- No, it was NOT convenient. Don't do that again. -- Willenda Voyle
Vardon Weiss -- Thanks so much for the learns. -- Corn Flakes
Hopalong Cassidy -- Not sure what you cowboys eat for breakfast, but let me teach you
the new order. -- Wheaties
Xiahou Dun -- Even if you found me, my children are still in hiding. -- Crawl Space
Roy Rogers -- Milk is Good. -- Whole
Taishi Ci -- Sometimes you just have a bad day. -- Flat
Purvis Quail -- This is my time. -- Rain
Deadhouse Gates -- Sometimes, you should just drive. -- Late
Transformers -- You are more than meets the eye, I am less. -- Sensationalized
Jabber Jaw -- You only think you read this story before. Actually it is much
different. We changed the 5th, 10th, and 14th sentence of the article. -- Repetitive
Tornados -- I guess you don't care about manners. -- Rude Driver
Ben Allan -- Hard to catch me when you usually can't even see me. -- Pollen
Piatarbajo -- I can only hope you find your own end in the same way. -- Assur
Willenda Voyle -- Sorry, I'm already spoken for. -- Convenience
Shirt Tails -- Traveling on the busiest day of the year? You need more than fancy
clothes. -- Travel
The Blue Toad -- Blue, Red, Pink, Yellow? Doesn't matter. Bring it on. -- Shifted
Oyami -- Stayawayme. -- Chemical Smell
Lethal Dose -- You still have to pay your taxes, dead or alive. -- Tax Penalty
Six-Gun Tarot -- Downed by trickery. -- Turned Off
Skin Ticket -- Not as scary as the dark. -- Flickering
Wang Yi -- And I am no longer new. -- First Scratch
Flashpoint -- You shine more than time. -- Bright
Prince of Thorns -- And you think the last broadcast was bad, wait until you hear the
next one. -- Annoying Announcers
Wait and Bleed -- After you've had me 6 months, you'll have bled plenty. -- Lemon
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DUTCH TREAT bested CANNONBALL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
DARK TOWER was viciously subdued by HUNTSMAN in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
CRYBABY was defeated by LITTLE BOU in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel.
GRIZZ GRIMHULT was unbelievably bested by CLOTTO in a popular 1 minute brutal fight.
UNCLE FESTER bested GOODY TWOSHOES in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
BALDASSARE defeated LORD FOUL in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
HREIDMAR THE RED viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 2 minute competition.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH was viciously subdued by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 3 minute duel.
PORTRATIST was overpowered by KING MIDAS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TAMMY FAYE overpowered G W BUSH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
JOHNNY APPLESEED was overpowered by SWEET REVENGE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
IMTOOSEXY was overcome by LUSTY LISA in a exciting 1 minute brutal contest.
BIKINI ATOLL was bested by HOPALONG CASSIDY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
BUGS handily defeated GAUTREK in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
YRSA was devastated by MAULT LIQUOR in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 45 - 31 - 0 59 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 32 - 23 - 0 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 LUNGING ATTACK 61 - 45 - 1 58 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 17 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 15 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 23 - 23 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 27 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
Turn 299 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 4 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 158 42 2 328 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
SLASHING ATTACK HUNTSMAN 7-5837 62 48 1 252 SENTINELS (1202)
LUNGING ATTACK CANNONBALL 72-5313 46 62 3 210 X-POSSE (1093)
WALL OF STEEL HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 48 39 1 196 VIKINGS (1208)
AIMED BLOW HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 31 14 0 196 VIKINGS (1208)
PARRY-STRIKE BALDASSARE 7-6003 49 47 0 192 SENTINELS (1202)
STRIKING ATTACK GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 19 6 1 181 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)
PARRY-LUNGE LORD FOUL 59-1395 34 48 2 173 BLOODGUARD (1341)
BASHING ATTACK YRSA 47-7671 22 34 1 62 JOMSVIKINGS (1501)
The overall popularity leader is DARK TOWER 11-1702. The most popular warrior this
turn was HUNTSMAN 7-5837. The ten other most popular fighters were TAMMY FAYE
39-3520, HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148, CANNONBALL 72-5313, CRYBABY 72-5853, GRIZZ
GRIMHULT 19-5083, UNCLE FESTER 59-2768, G W BUSH 59-2764, GOODY TWOSHOES 5-5328,
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839, and HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850.
The least popular fighter this week was IMTOOSEXY 52-3759. The other ten least
popular fighters were PORTRATIST 47-2724, YRSA 47-7671, GAUTREK 47-7666, JOHNNY
APPLESEED 59-2767, LORD FOUL 59-1395, DARK TOWER 11-1702, MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728, KING
MIDAS 59-2770, DUTCH TREAT 26-1841, and BUGS 47-7737.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 2 0 0 SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 4 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 SOLVEN(22) 1 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 1 1 0 CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 2 3 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 1 0 MORYA(28) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOODY TWOSHOES 5-5328 20 6 2 172 HISTORICAL KOLACT (1482) KALTOS
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 62 48 1 252 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 18 3 0 95 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 48 39 1 196 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
DARK TOWER 11-1702 105 65 0 195 KING'S COURT (34) ARUAK CITY
GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 19 6 1 181 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
LITTLE BOU 21-7929 28 16 0 131 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728 19 7 1 84 MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493) SOLVEN
DUTCH TREAT 26-1841 158 42 2 328 WORLDWIDE GORE (35) CALEAM
LUSTY LISA 28-5412 19 21 2 89 TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511) MORYA
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 42 75 0 152 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
PORTRATIST 47-2724 25 15 0 123 BIG IDEA (1135) NORTH FORK
IMTOOSEXY 52-3759 17 10 0 57 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (1533) FRATSFA
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 46 34 1 196 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
CANNONBALL 72-5313 46 62 3 210 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD