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Date   : 05/09/2016    Duedate: 06/20/2016

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 299

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-CREDIT COUN 82/1539  494  234   1 67.9      PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542
  2 KING'S COURT 11/34  3089 1569  34 66.3      BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                      8 TALL TALES 59/1335    82   94   2 46.6
  3 ISN'T IT OB 52/1533   13   10   1 56.5    9 NUKE TEST 47/1443      8   11   0 42.1
  4 TEAM KASSEL 28/1511    4    4   0 50.0   10 WITLESS WON 39/1052  145  204   0 41.5
  5 MY CARTOONS 72/1545  124  135   2 47.9   11-UNHOLY AVENG 39/342    2    3   0 40.0
  6 TEAM TOONS 47/1500     8    9   0 47.1   12 BIG IDEA 47/1135      13   20   0 39.4
    COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535                  13 BLOODGUARD 59/1341    25   44   1 36.2
  7 VIKINGS 10/1208      310  350   4 47.0      JOMSVIKINGS 47/1501
    SENTINELS 7/1202                         14 OUTLAWS 72/1495       68  145   5 31.9
    NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219                       X-POSSE 72/1093
    MAULS LOCAL 457 22/1493                  15-SEA DOGS 28/1541       1    1   0 50.0
    HISTORICAL KOLACT 5/1482                 16-BASH BROS H 50/1543    0    1   0  0.0

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Good evening!
     This is Olaf Modeen with a few things to say.  Number one:  I am not a golem.  It 
only seems that way when I'm on my meds, okay?  I'm off the meds today.  Number two:  
Never mind, took care of that this morning.  Number three:  What, I'm supposed to 
mention all of the stylemasters?  Hmph.  All right, I guess.
     DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (157-42-2,322) of WORLDWIDE GORE challenged CANNONBALL (72-
5313) (46-61-3,241) of X-POSSE.  DUTCH TREAT bested CANNONBALL in a crowd pleasing 2 
minute Challenge Title fight.  And so, Dutch Treat is still the highest ranked TP, 
also the Tower Guardian.  Why is the arena leader known as the Tower Guardian?  That's 
what they call the top fighter in Talahya.  Other arenas on the Isle have their own 
names for the top fighter.  Who wants to suggest some new names?
     DARK TOWER (11-1702) (105-64-0,195) of KING'S COURT challenged HUNTSMAN (7-5837) 
(61-48-1,224) of SENTINELS.  DARK TOWER was viciously subdued by HUNTSMAN in a 2 
minute Challenge battle.  Huntsman is top Slasher as well as this turn's favorite and 
Dark Tower is the overall popularity leader, so this was a well enjoyed fight.
     CRYBABY (72-5853) (17-21-1,117) of OUTLAWS challenged LITTLE BOU (21-7929) (27-
16-0,128) of NOMADIC TRIBE.  CRYBABY was defeated by LITTLE BOU in a crowd pleasing 2 
minute Challenge duel.  Meh.  Nothing to see here.
     GRIZZ GRIMHULT (19-5083) (19-5-1,185) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE fought CLOTTO (106-
25) (0-0-0,181) of STAND-IN WINNERS.  GRIZZ GRIMHULT was unbelievably bested by CLOTTO 
in a popular 1 minute brutal fight.  Despite losing, Grizz is the top Striker around 
here.
     UNCLE FESTER (59-2768) (45-34-1,185) of TALL TALES fought GOODY TWOSHOES (5-5328) 
(20-5-2,166) of HISTORICAL KOLACT.  UNCLE FESTER bested GOODY TWOSHOES in an action 
packed 1 minute brawl.  Good fight and all, but no honors were won here.
     BALDASSARE (7-6003) (48-47-0,190) of SENTINELS fought LORD FOUL (59-1395) (34-47-
2,173) of BLOODGUARD.  BALDASSARE defeated LORD FOUL in an exciting 1 minute struggle.  
Top Parry-Strike, top Parry-Lunge.
     HREIDMAR THE RED (10-6148) (30-14-0,190) of VIKINGS fought THE BLACKSMITH (106-
22) (0-0-0,181) of STAND-IN LOSERS.  HREIDMAR THE RED viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH 
in a popular 2 minute competition. Hreidmar the Red is this arena's scariest Aimed 
Blow.
     HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-5850) (48-38-1,210) of VIKINGS fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-
11) (0-0-0,220) of STAND-IN WINNERS.  HAGAR BLUETOOTH was viciously subdued by AMBER 
WOLFWALKER in a 3 minute duel.  Mr. Bluetooth is our top Wall of Steel.
     PORTRATIST (47-2724) (25-14-0,132) of BIG IDEA fought KING MIDAS (59-2770) (39-
34-1,131) of TALL TALES.  PORTRATIST was overpowered by KING MIDAS in a 1 minute 
uneven duel.
     TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) (41-75-0,140) of WITLESS WONDERS fought G W BUSH (59-2764) 
(41-38-2,128) of TALL TALES.  TAMMY FAYE overpowered G W BUSH in an action packed 1 
minute one-sided fight. 
     JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (28-51-0,92) of TALL TALES fought SWEET REVENGE (8-
5378) (17-3-0,76) of PEASANT REBELLION.  JOHNNY APPLESEED was overpowered by SWEET 
REVENGE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. 
     IMTOOSEXY (52-3759) (17-9-0,54) of ISN'T IT OBVIOUS fought LUSTY LISA (28-5412) 
(18-21-2,87) of TEAM KASSEL TAP.  IMTOOSEXY was overcome by LUSTY LISA in an exciting 
1 minute brutal contest.
     BIKINI ATOLL (47-7799) (26-23-0,53) of NUKE TEST fought HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-
7839) (19-20-0,69) of COWBOY CROONERS.  BIKINI ATOLL was bested by HOPALONG CASSIDY in 
a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
     BUGS (47-7737) (16-33-1,90) of TEAM TOONS fought GAUTREK (47- 7666) (27-26-3,76) 
of JOMSVIKINGS.  BUGS handily defeated GAUTREK in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
     YRSA (47-7671) (22-33-1,66) of JOMSVIKINGS fought MAULT LIQUOR (22-6728) (18-7-
1,76) of MAULS LOCAL 457.  YRSA was devastated by MAULT LIQUOR in a exciting 1 minute 
uneven duel.  Yrsa is our top Basher.  Hmm. Not a popular style, but I like them.
     Sooo.... I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your 
fellow fighters?  Tough!  Crysalis avoided X-Posse though, if that's of interest.
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  CRYSALIS 
is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  Here comes my nurse 
with my medication, so I've gotta duck out now.  Practice, practice, practice!

                                          -- Olaf Modeen  

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841         158  42  2  328  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837              62  48  1  252  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CANNONBALL 72-5313           46  62  3  210  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850      48  39  1  196  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768         46  34  1  196  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148     31  14  0  196  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 DARK TOWER 11-1702          105  65  0  195  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 BALDASSARE 7-6003            49  47  0  192  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083       19   6  1  181  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LORD FOUL 59-1395            34  48  2  173  BLOODGUARD (1341)          ILLIS
 GOODY TWOSHOES 5-5328        20   6  2  172  HISTORICAL KOLACT (1482)   KALTOS
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520           42  75  0  152  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING MIDAS 59-2770           40  34  1  149  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 LITTLE BOU 21-7929           28  16  0  131  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 G W BUSH 59-2764             41  39  2  124  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 PORTRATIST 47-2724           25  15  0  123  BIG IDEA (1135)            NORTH FORK
 CRYBABY 72-5853              17  22  1  121  OUTLAWS (1495)             DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUGS 47-7737                 17  33  1   98  TEAM TOONS (1500)          NORTH FORK
 SWEET REVENGE 8-5378         18   3  0   95  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LUSTY LISA 28-5412           19  21  2   89  TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511)     MORYA
 MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728         19   7  1   84  MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493)     SOLVEN
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767     28  52  0   78  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839     20  20  0   75  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAUTREK 47-7666              27  27  3   70  JOMSVIKINGS (1501)         NORTH FORK
-C IS FOR COOKIE 50-3636      15  15  4   64  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 YRSA 47-7671                 22  34  1   62  JOMSVIKINGS (1501)         NORTH FORK
-BLIND REF 50-3765            16  12  0   60  BASH BROS HOCKEY (1543)    SNOWBOUND
 IMTOOSEXY 52-3759            17  10  0   57  ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (1533)    FRATSFA
 BIKINI ATOLL 47-7799         26  24  0   53  NUKE TEST (1443)           NORTH FORK
-SHADOW SPEAR 39-278          18   8  2   51  UNHOLY AVENGERS (342)      XOCHITHLAN
-CLYDE D'CLUB 8-5376          15   5  0   50  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
-TORCHBEARER TOM 8-5380       15   5  0   50  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Unreality -- I can't wait. -- Crybaby

Mr Right Handed -- My manager didn't seem to like it. -- Yondu

Assur -- It seems making people smile is not my best attribute. -- Iron Bitch

Twenty dead!  It must be tourney time, with managers seeking likely rookies.  Oog.  An 
oh-fer with no standbys.  We do NOT like it. -- Rupert Sams et al

Book Lost -- Always.  For everyone, unfortunately. -- Rupert Sams

Flat Tire -- Ah!  But now that spring has sprung, cold is not the plan. -- Vardon 
Weiss

Iron Bitch -- I prayed for rain, and the subsequent rust, but it didn't work. -- 
Rupert Sams

Corn Flakes -- If you hadn't been frosted, I'd've handled you. -- Vardon Weiss

Rain -- Darn.  It was Rupert who wanted you. -- Purvis Quail

Pollen -- I dig I'b allergic. -- Ben Allan

Convenience -- No, it was NOT convenient.  Don't do that again. -- Willenda Voyle

Vardon Weiss -- Thanks so much for the learns. -- Corn Flakes

Hopalong Cassidy -- Not sure what you cowboys eat for breakfast, but let me teach you 
the new order. -- Wheaties

Xiahou Dun -- Even if you found me, my children are still in hiding. -- Crawl Space

Roy Rogers -- Milk is Good. -- Whole

Taishi Ci -- Sometimes you just have a bad day. -- Flat

Purvis Quail -- This is my time. -- Rain

Deadhouse Gates -- Sometimes, you should just drive. -- Late

Transformers -- You are more than meets the eye, I am less. -- Sensationalized

Jabber Jaw -- You only think you read this story before.  Actually it is much 
different.  We changed the 5th, 10th, and 14th sentence of the article. -- Repetitive

Tornados -- I guess you don't care about manners. -- Rude Driver

Ben Allan -- Hard to catch me when you usually can't even see me. -- Pollen

Piatarbajo -- I can only hope you find your own end in the same way. -- Assur

Willenda Voyle -- Sorry, I'm already spoken for. -- Convenience

Shirt Tails -- Traveling on the busiest day of the year?  You need more than fancy 
clothes. -- Travel

The Blue Toad -- Blue, Red, Pink, Yellow?  Doesn't matter.  Bring it on. -- Shifted

Oyami -- Stayawayme. -- Chemical Smell

Lethal Dose -- You still have to pay your taxes, dead or alive. -- Tax Penalty

Six-Gun Tarot -- Downed by trickery. -- Turned Off

Skin Ticket -- Not as scary as the dark. -- Flickering

Wang Yi -- And I am no longer new. -- First Scratch

Flashpoint -- You shine more than time. -- Bright

Prince of Thorns -- And you think the last broadcast was bad, wait until you hear the 
next one. -- Annoying Announcers

Wait and Bleed -- After you've had me 6 months, you'll have bled plenty. -- Lemon

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DUTCH TREAT bested CANNONBALL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
DARK TOWER was viciously subdued by HUNTSMAN in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
CRYBABY was defeated by LITTLE BOU in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel.
GRIZZ GRIMHULT was unbelievably bested by CLOTTO in a popular 1 minute brutal fight.
UNCLE FESTER bested GOODY TWOSHOES in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
BALDASSARE defeated LORD FOUL in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
HREIDMAR THE RED viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 2 minute competition.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH was viciously subdued by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 3 minute duel.
PORTRATIST was overpowered by KING MIDAS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TAMMY FAYE overpowered G W BUSH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
JOHNNY APPLESEED was overpowered by SWEET REVENGE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
IMTOOSEXY was overcome by LUSTY LISA in a exciting 1 minute brutal contest.
BIKINI ATOLL was bested by HOPALONG CASSIDY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
BUGS handily defeated GAUTREK in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
YRSA was devastated by MAULT LIQUOR in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         AIMED BLOW        45 -  31 -  0      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     32 -  23 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    61 -  45 -  1      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  17 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -  15 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  23 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  27 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   8 -  0      43  |

Turn 299 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DUTCH TREAT 26-1841       158  42  2  328 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
SLASHING ATTACK  HUNTSMAN 7-5837            62  48  1  252 SENTINELS (1202)
LUNGING ATTACK   CANNONBALL 72-5313         46  62  3  210 X-POSSE (1093)
WALL OF STEEL    HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850    48  39  1  196 VIKINGS (1208)
AIMED BLOW       HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148   31  14  0  196 VIKINGS (1208)
PARRY-STRIKE     BALDASSARE 7-6003          49  47  0  192 SENTINELS (1202)
STRIKING ATTACK  GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083     19   6  1  181 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)
PARRY-LUNGE      LORD FOUL 59-1395          34  48  2  173 BLOODGUARD (1341)
BASHING ATTACK   YRSA 47-7671               22  34  1   62 JOMSVIKINGS (1501)

The overall popularity leader is DARK TOWER 11-1702.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HUNTSMAN 7-5837.  The ten other most popular fighters were TAMMY FAYE 
39-3520, HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148, CANNONBALL 72-5313, CRYBABY 72-5853, GRIZZ 
GRIMHULT 19-5083, UNCLE FESTER 59-2768, G W BUSH 59-2764, GOODY TWOSHOES 5-5328, 
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839, and HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850.

The least popular fighter this week was IMTOOSEXY 52-3759.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PORTRATIST 47-2724, YRSA 47-7671, GAUTREK 47-7666, JOHNNY 
APPLESEED 59-2767, LORD FOUL 59-1395, DARK TOWER 11-1702, MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728, KING 
MIDAS 59-2770, DUTCH TREAT 26-1841, and BUGS 47-7737.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  0 0  SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  4 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            2  3 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOODY TWOSHOES 5-5328       20   6  2  172  HISTORICAL KOLACT (1482)   KALTOS
 HUNTSMAN 7-5837             62  48  1  252  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 SWEET REVENGE 8-5378        18   3  0   95  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     48  39  1  196  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 DARK TOWER 11-1702         105  65  0  195  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083      19   6  1  181  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
 LITTLE BOU 21-7929          28  16  0  131  NOMADIC TRIBE (1219)       SUNSET
 MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728        19   7  1   84  MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493)     SOLVEN
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        158  42  2  328  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 LUSTY LISA 28-5412          19  21  2   89  TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511)     MORYA
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          42  75  0  152  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 PORTRATIST 47-2724          25  15  0  123  BIG IDEA (1135)            NORTH FORK
 IMTOOSEXY 52-3759           17  10  0   57  ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (1533)    FRATSFA
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768        46  34  1  196  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          46  62  3  210  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD