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Date : 02/28/2017 Duedate: 03/27/2017
CRYSALIS ARENA
DM 106 TURN 309
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 FAMOUS HOOS 85/1601 494 234 1 67.9 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/1219
2-THE BULLS 73/255 3219 1645 35 66.2 MAULS LOCAL 457 22/1493
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481
RUSSIAN BIRDS 72/1598 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570
3 STAR PRAIRI 47/1603 15 11 0 57.7 9-DESCENDENTS 45/467 22 27 0 44.9
TEAM KASSEL TAP 28/1511 10 TALL TALES 59/1335 92 124 2 42.6
4 EL CAMINO:H 47/1556 7 6 0 53.8 11 WITLESS WON 39/1052 145 214 0 40.4
5-FAST FOOD 47/1355 142 124 0 53.4 12 OUTLAWS 72/1495 76 158 5 32.5
6 NUKE TEST 47/1443 15 14 1 51.7 X-POSSE 72/1093
7 COWBOY CROO 72/1535 15 14 0 51.7 13 BLOODGUARD 59/1341 28 71 1 28.3
8 VIKINGS 10/1208 348 387 4 47.3 JOMSVIKINGS 47/1501
SENTINELS 7/1202 14 THE BROTHER 71/1602 2 0 0 100
VAN DUEL 51/1476 15 BASH BROS N 72/1600 0 1 0 0.0
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Ho there!
We saw fourteen fights today, at least, in the arena proper. There were two
challenges, and nobody died. I guess the worst thing about dying and being
resurrected is that you don't remember exactly what you did wrong. Can't learn from
whatever mistake you made, so you may be doomed to repeat it. Just have to hope that
if you do die, some friend of yours was watching closely and making notes. Hopefully
better notes than "Dude, you bled like a stuck pig." I've actually seen notes like
that.
CANNONBALL (72-5313) (51-66-3,194) of X-POSSE challenged HAGAR BLUETOOTH (10-
5850) (52-42-1,198) of VIKINGS. CANNONBALL viciously subdued HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a 3
minute Challenge fight. Cannonball is the top Lunger. Hagar Bluetooth is top Waste,
so I expected a more interesting fight, you know? Especially since Cannonball is the
overall popularity leader.
CRYBABY (72-5853) (19-29-1,92) of OUTLAWS challenged HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-7839)
(26-23-0,98) of COWBOY CROONERS. CRYBABY was demolished by HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge melee. No stylemasters in this fight.
HUNTSMAN (7-5837) (67-51-1,229) of SENTINELS fought LORD FOUL (59-1395) (36-55-
2,183) of BLOODGUARD. HUNTSMAN won victory over LORD FOUL in a crowd pleasing 2
minute Title brawl. Huntsman is your top Slasher, as well as being, of course, the
Tower Guardian. Lord Foul is the top PL. Let's see a column, okay, Huntsman?
GRIZZ GRIMHULT (19-5083) (22-11-1,212) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE fought UNCLE FESTER
(59-2768) (48-41-1,203) of TALL TALES. GRIZZ GRIMHULT was overpowered by UNCLE FESTER
in a 1 minute one-sided fight. Grizz is top Striker.
HREIDMAR THE RED (10-6148) (35-18-0,203) of VIKINGS fought TAMMY FAYE (39-3520)
(42-84-0,169) of WITLESS WONDERS. HREIDMAR THE RED bested TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute
duel. Hreidmar is top Aimed Blow.
BALDASSARE (7-6003) (51-52-0,192) of SENTINELS fought G W BUSH (59-2764) (45-44-
2,167) of TALL TALES. BALDASSARE overpowered G W BUSH in a 1 minute one-sided
struggle. Baldassare is top Parry-Strike.
KING MIDAS (59-2770) (42-41-1,163) of TALL TALES fought SWEET REVENGE (8-5378)
(23-4-0,116) of PEASANT REBELLION. KING MIDAS was bested by SWEET REVENGE in a
popular 3 minute competition. No stylemasters in this one.
LUSTY LISA (28-5412) (24-25-2,135) of TEAM KASSEL TAP fought MAULT LIQUOR (22-
6728) (22-12-1,108) of MAULS LOCAL 457. LUSTY LISA was handily defeated by MAULT
LIQUOR in a 1 minute uneven melee.
LITTLE BOU (21-7929) (30-21-0,134) of NOMADIC TRIBE fought DEEDERS (28-5419) (22-
15-1,120) of TEAM KASSEL TAP. LITTLE BOU slimly lost to DEEDERS in an action packed 7
minute fight. Good fight!
RICE & BEANS (47-8667) (20-5-1,99) of EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE fought COPYCAT (72-
5854) (18-24-1,79) of OUTLAWS. RICE & BEANS vanquished COPYCAT in an exciting 2
minute gruesome one-sided fight.
JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) (29-60-0,56) of TALL TALES fought KNOS THE AXE (74-
4394) (16-2-0,90) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE. JOHNNY APPLESEED was savagely defeated by
KNOS THE AXE in an exciting 7 minute fight. Knos the Axe was voted this turn's
favorite fighter.
CABO WABO (51-5583) (16-10-2,62) of VAN DUEL fought PEPPER (47-8958) (12-4-0,40)
of STAR PRAIRIE. CABO WABO was devastated by PEPPER in a 1 minute mismatched
conflict.
BIKINI ATOLL (47-7799) (32-27-1,79) of NUKE TEST fought YRSA (47-7671) (22-43-
1,33) of JOMSVIKINGS. BIKINI ATOLL demolished YRSA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
Bikini Atoll is top TP, Yrsa is top Basher.
GAUTREK (47-7666) (27-36-3,57) of JOMSVIKINGS fought GENE AUTRY (72-7838) (19-30-
3,82) of COWBOY CROONERS. GAUTREK overpowered GENE AUTRY in a 1 minute mismatched
conflict. Gene Autry was booed out of the arena. Hard thing to see, and he really
didn't deserve it.
Okay, that's all. Have a fun two weeks.
-- Olaf Modeen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 68 51 1 233 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 49 41 1 220 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CANNONBALL 72-5313 52 66 3 209 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 36 18 0 205 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
BALDASSARE 7-6003 52 52 0 197 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 22 12 1 192 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 52 43 1 191 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
LORD FOUL 59-1395 36 56 2 187 BLOODGUARD (1341) ILLIS
-LORD BANE 45-2614 26 18 0 182 DESCENDENTS OF DARK (467) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 42 85 0 177 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
G W BUSH 59-2764 45 45 2 163 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-CALLISTO 45-3159 23 14 2 163 DESCENDENTS OF DARK (467) STORMCROWE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 24 4 0 147 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS
KING MIDAS 59-2770 42 42 1 140 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
DEEDERS 28-5419 23 15 1 140 TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511) MORYA
-SCORPION KING 47-4718 18 4 1 137 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728 23 12 1 133 MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493) SOLVEN
-A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503 22 8 2 129 THE BULLS (255) ERINIKA
-GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124 12 7 1 129 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
LITTLE BOU 21-7929 30 22 0 127 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
LUSTY LISA 28-5412 24 26 2 114 TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511) MORYA
-SHORSHA 45-3208 27 22 1 107 DESCENDENTS OF DARK (467) STORMCROWE
HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 27 23 0 107 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
RICE & BEANS 47-8667 21 5 1 107 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (1556) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762 14 6 1 97 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 17 2 0 92 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYBABY 72-5853 19 30 1 85 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD
BIKINI ATOLL 47-7799 33 27 1 81 NUKE TEST (1443) NORTH FORK
GAUTREK 47-7666 28 36 3 81 JOMSVIKINGS (1501) NORTH FORK
COPYCAT 72-5854 18 25 1 78 OUTLAWS (1495) DRAGONHEAD
-LORD BLADE 45-3410 20 8 0 74 DESCENDENTS OF DARK (467) STORMCROWE
-DOVE 45-3188 23 30 1 73 DESCENDENTS OF DARK (467) STORMCROWE
-SILVER PINNACLE 7-6427 18 11 3 71 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
-GOLD TOOTH 11-8026 20 9 1 70 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY
JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 29 61 0 67 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
-SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110 19 7 2 67 FAST FOOD (1355) NORTH FORK
-FATHER BANKOWSKI 30-5402 19 9 1 67 LENPROS (189) IAYE
-JOHN DILLINGER 85-1851 21 3 0 66 FAMOUS HOOSIERS (1601) JASPER GULCH
PEPPER 47-8958 13 4 0 64 STAR PRAIRIE (1603) NORTH FORK
-WHITE HAIR 11-8064 18 8 0 62 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY
GENE AUTRY 72-7838 19 31 3 59 COWBOY CROONERS (1535) DRAGONHEAD
-EMERALD CITY 47-7896 14 2 2 46 LAND OF OZ (28) NORTH FORK
CABO WABO 51-5583 16 11 2 43 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS
YRSA 47-7671 22 44 1 37 JOMSVIKINGS (1501) NORTH FORK
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CANNONBALL viciously subdued HAGAR BLUETOOTH in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
CRYBABY was demolished by HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HUNTSMAN won victory over LORD FOUL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title brawl.
GRIZZ GRIMHULT was overpowered by UNCLE FESTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HREIDMAR THE RED bested TAMMY FAYE in a 1 minute duel.
BALDASSARE overpowered G W BUSH in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
KING MIDAS was bested by SWEET REVENGE in a popular 3 minute competition.
LUSTY LISA was handily defeated by MAULT LIQUOR in a 1 minute uneven melee.
LITTLE BOU slimly lost to DEEDERS in a action packed 7 minute fight.
RICE & BEANS vanquished COPYCAT in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
JOHNNY APPLESEED was savagely defeated by KNOS THE AXE in a exciting 7 minute fight.
CABO WABO was devastated by PEPPER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BIKINI ATOLL demolished YRSA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GAUTREK overpowered GENE AUTRY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 7 - 0 68 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 47 - 34 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 WALL OF STEEL 31 - 25 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 64 - 52 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 18 - 1 44 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-LUNGE 16 - 23 - 1 41 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 25 - 0 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 15 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 30 - 1 36 |
Turn 309 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK HUNTSMAN 7-5837 68 51 1 233 SENTINELS (1202)
LUNGING ATTACK CANNONBALL 72-5313 52 66 3 209 X-POSSE (1093)
AIMED BLOW HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 36 18 0 205 VIKINGS (1208)
PARRY-STRIKE BALDASSARE 7-6003 52 52 0 197 SENTINELS (1202)
STRIKING ATTACK GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 22 12 1 192 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)
WALL OF STEEL HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850 52 43 1 191 VIKINGS (1208)
PARRY-LUNGE LORD FOUL 59-1395 36 56 2 187 BLOODGUARD (1341)
TOTAL PARRY BIKINI ATOLL 47-7799 33 27 1 81 NUKE TEST (1443)
BASHING ATTACK YRSA 47-7671 22 44 1 37 JOMSVIKINGS (1501)
The overall popularity leader is CANNONBALL 72-5313. The most popular warrior this
turn was KNOS THE AXE 74-4394. The ten other most popular fighters were CANNONBALL
72-5313, DEEDERS 28-5419, JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767, LITTLE BOU 21-7929, HUNTSMAN
7-5837, RICE & BEANS 47-8667, KING MIDAS 59-2770, SWEET REVENGE 8-5378, HOPALONG
CASSIDY 72-7839, and LORD FOUL 59-1395.
The least popular fighter this week was GENE AUTRY 72-7838. The other ten least
popular fighters were YRSA 47-7671, CABO WABO 51-5583, LUSTY LISA 28-5412, COPYCAT
72-5854, G W BUSH 59-2764, TAMMY FAYE 39-3520, CRYBABY 72-5853, PEPPER 47-8958,
BALDASSARE 7-6003, and HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 2 0 0 SOLVEN(22) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 MORYA(28) 1 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 4 0
KOLACT(10) 1 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 3 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 4 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUNTSMAN 7-5837 68 51 1 233 SENTINELS (1202) BONSUR
SWEET REVENGE 8-5378 24 4 0 147 PEASANT REBELLION (1542) ARKERS
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 36 18 0 205 VIKINGS (1208) KOLACT
GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083 22 12 1 192 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481) ZUWAYZA
LITTLE BOU 21-7929 30 22 0 127 NOMADIC TRIBE (1219) SUNSET
MAULT LIQUOR 22-6728 23 12 1 133 MAULS LOCAL 457 (1493) SOLVEN
DEEDERS 28-5419 23 15 1 140 TEAM KASSEL TAP (1511) MORYA
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 42 85 0 177 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
RICE & BEANS 47-8667 21 5 1 107 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (1556) NORTH FORK
CABO WABO 51-5583 16 11 2 43 VAN DUEL (1476) TRICORUS
UNCLE FESTER 59-2768 49 41 1 220 TALL TALES (1335) ILLIS
CANNONBALL 72-5313 52 66 3 209 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
KNOS THE AXE 74-4394 17 2 0 92 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570) DAYLA KIV